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[? upbeat pop music playing]

[Reverend Haygood] ? Ha ha! ?

? Whoa, whoa, whoa ?

[cheering]

? Show's so good! ?

? Whoa, whoa, whoa It's gonna be all right ?

? All right, all right ?

-? Whoa, whoa, whoa ? -? All right, all right ?

? It's gonna be all right ?

-? Come on! ? -? Whoo! ?

[choir] ? It'll be all right ?

[cackling]

[choir] ? It'll be all right ?

? All right, all right ?

[KG] ? You've just gotta keep going ?

[Oscar screaming] Mama!

? It'll be all right ?

[choir] ? It'll be all right ?

[laughing]

? All right, all right ?

-? You've just gotta keep going ? -? Talk to 'em now! ?

[vocalizing]

? Say put your hands together y'all ?

-? Say put your hands together y'all ? -? Whoa, whoa, whoa ?

-? Yeah, yeah! ? -? It's gonna be all right ?

[all applauding]

[all cheering and clapping]

Whoo! Good morning, brothers and sisters.

[all] Good morning, Reverend Haygood!

Before I make the announcements... [clears throat]

Let's give a big thanks

to Emerald Avenue Tabernacle Youth Choir.

-Weren't they a blessing? -[all cheering and clapping]

Praise be! Okay, now, just one announcement today.

Our annual Mother's Day Brunch is three weeks away.

And you know what that means?

It's time to dig deep, saints.

Well, it's time for this saint to go to the bathroom.

Oscar, please don't embarrass me.

-I... I can't wait, Trudy. -[Reverend Haygood] Brother Proud,

thank you for your enthusiasm

and your generous contribution!

Pass that plate, Peabo.

And we only take hundreds, Mr. Proud.

That's what a dollar is, Peabo. A hundred pennies.

This is for you, T.D. Fakes.

Oscar!

Jesus was a fisherman and so am I.

He was also a carpenter.

Thank you for your generous contribution, Mr. Proud.

Your seat in heaven awaits you.

And you know what awaits you, Peabo?

-A hot seat in-- -[all gasping]

? The... Proud... Family... What? ?

? You and me will always be tight ?

? Family every day and every night ?

? Even when you start acting like a fool ?

? You know that I'm lovin' every single thing you do ?

? I know I can always be myself ?

? When I'm with you more than anybody else ?

? Every single day that I'm headed off to school ?

? You know there's no one I love as much as you ?

-? The family ? -? The family ?

? Proud family ?

? They'll make you scream! ?

? They'll make you wanna sing! ?

? It's a family thing a family ?

? A proud, proud family ?

? Proud family ?

? They'll push your buttons! ?

? They'll make you wanna hug 'em ?

? A family, family Proud, proud family ?

? Proud, proud family ?

[Oscar screams]

? ...dreaming of ?

? All through the day ?

[Randy] ? And all through the night ?

? I'll give you all the love I have ?

? With all my might ?

? Hey, hey ?

? Reunited ?

? And it feels so good ?

? Reunited ?

? 'Cause we understood ?

? There's one perfect fit... ?

[Maya] Go ahead, Daddy! Work it! [clapping]

[chuckles] Hold a note!

Okay, Maya. You and KG's turn.

[sighs] Nah. Maya, you go ahead. I'm good.

Why the long face, KG?

I know I missed that last note

but I'm not a natural Peaches.

No, no. You were fine, but...

I'm just wondering...

Do you know who my mom is?

[both gasp]

[inhales sharply]

Uh, well...

Why are you asking this now, KG?

Something happen?

Nah, but they got this whole Mother's Day Brunch

coming up at church and, well,

I figured I'd invite her.

Well, unfortunately, KG, we don't know who your mother is.

Yours was a closed adoption.

But you've got me and Barry. Don't worry.

We'll be at the brunch for you.

Yeah, but y'all are only good for Father's Day.

KG...

KG, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

No, you're not. What are you doing?

I'm looking for my mom.

Why?

[sighs] Because...

I don't know. I just need to find her, all right?

Don't you wanna know who your mother is?

-Nope. -You're lyin'.

Nah, I'm not. She obviously didn't want me.

So what's the point?

The point is to know who you are.

I found it!

Found what?

I found my adoption agency.

Adoption agency? You're adopted?

I got two dads, Dijonay.

Boy, I knew that.

But they won't tell me who my mom is.

[sighs in disappointment]

Yo, Penny, you still got that stealth suit?

Yeah, but what do you need it for?

I need your help.

I'm trying to break into this adoption agency

so I can find out who my mom is. You with it?

[excitedly] Ooh, I am in!

I'll meet y'all there.

[glass squeaking]

Huh? Did you find my records?

Yeah, but they were redacted.

I'm so sorry, KG.

Now for the good news.

I found your records too, Maya, and they weren't redacted.

I've got the name of your mother.

Well, that's weird.

No, what's weird is who she is.

Yo, who is she? Let me see, let me see!

-[Maya] Breyana? -[KG] The talk show host?

Yes, girl! You're about to be famous and rich!

[audience cheering]

[? upbeat pop instrumental music playing]

[Breyana] Welcome back to the show everybody!

I'm Breyana and we have a fantastic show for you tonight!

Now if you look under your chairs, ladies,

you will find a teeny-weeny bikini,

which you will wear on a one week, all-expense paid vacation to

-Tahiti... -[audience cheering]

...hosted by none other than Meg Thee Stallion!

Get ready to showcase your b...

Yep, that's definitely your mama.

-She spit you out. -Your mama's a star!

That's what I told her, she's about to get famous.

Yeah girl, you lucked out!

Oh, yeah, 14 years of not knowing

where she was or who she was.

I lucked out all right.

-What's wrong, Maya? -Uh, I don't know.

I guess I imagined my mom being a mixture of Angela Davis,

Nina Simone, and Michelle Obama.

Instead, she's a Mellody Hobson,

Janice Bryant Howroyd, and Tiffany Cross gumbo.

How could you do better than that?

You should be happy, girl.

Your mama is rich!

[Maya] So what?

She still didn't want me.

I'm sure she'll explain when you meet her.

Uh-uh! No way I'm meeting her. No!

Excuse me, ma'am. We're here to see Breyana.

We have important business.

Oh, I hope they're giving away cars today!

Nyet! But we are giving away bus passes back to Poorville.

Poorville? Who you talking to?

Hey, I need someone to create a distraction

so me and Maya can sneak in.

Got it, boo.

Listen, Bufferina.

No, maybe you're a Buffy.

-Can I call you Buffy, dear? -Nyet!

Get out of my face, now!

-[growling] -Weird flex, but okay.

[growling louder]

[both yelp]

Okay, we tried! Let's go!

No!

You are gonna confront your mother,

and she's gonna explain why she dumped you.

LaCienega.

-Why me? -Because you're distracting.

Excuse me.

May I say, you have really...

striking features.

Although I think they can be

enhanced with a little color.

Nyet! Bufferina is perfect without makeup!

[screaming]

[both scream]

-[both groan] -I did my part.

Your turn, Zoey.

What am I supposed to do?

[? mellow ballet instrumental music playing]

Oh! She dance like beautiful twig.

Like me when I was six months old.

[? energetic electronic music playing]

[Breyana] ? Cuter than who? Cuter than you ?

? Cuter than who? Cuter than you ?

? What can I do? ?

[laughs] I love that song. And my face.

? Cuter than who? Cuter than you... ?

Nope.

Come on!

Hey, Breyana!

First and foremost, I'm a huge fan of your show and--

We, we have this Mother's Day Brunch at our church

-and I'd like for you to-- -Here you go, kid.

Keep the candy.

No, uh-uh. I'm not trying to sell you candy.

We're supposed to bring our moms to the Mother's Day Brunch,

and I just found out that

you might be my mother.

[gasps]

So, did y'all see her?

Yeah, girl, we saw her.

-[all] What did she say? -Was she nice?

She invited me to her house.

-What? -Oh, you, you...

-You in, girl! -Are you kidding me?

-Lucky! -Girl, cool!

Oh, can we please come with you?

I'm not going over there.

She'll come around.

-No, I won't! -[all gasp]

Or maybe not.

[? funky electronic music playing]

[video game beeping]

[both] Surprise!

What is this for?

Just because.

[? angelic choir music playing]

So what do you think, KG?

Pretty cool, huh?

-I already have one. -[gasps]

-Okay, well, that didn't work. -[device beeping]

You ain't gotta worry about all that.

I'm cool. It's not your fault my biological didn't bother.

I'm just glad I got you two.

And we're glad we have you.

We could never replace your mom, KG,

but that doesn't mean we love you any less.

-[sighs happily] -[door opens]

So, My-My, how was your day?

Oh, it was cool.

I met my birthmother.

-You did? -Yo, are you serious?

Why you didn't come get me?

Well, My-My, who is she, and where did you meet her?

At Wiz Studios.

You guys know The Breyana Show, right?

You went on The Breyana Show to meet your birth mama?

Why are we just learning about this?

No, no. Breyana is my birthmother.

[shrieks] What?

Yep.

-Wait? "Breyana" Breyana? -Yep.

"Breyana whose show I've been on the ticket waitlist

for, like, three years," Breyana?

Yep.

My-My, you don't seem that excited.

To be honest, I couldn't really care less.

You know, I don't really feel like dinner.

What are we gonna do?

I have no idea.

We can't buy Maya off like KG.

She's pigheaded.

[KG] Yo, you know, I'm sitting right here, right?

I told you to knock before coming in my room, noodle head.

Yo, I think you should go spend some time with your mom.

Well, I don't.

Do what you want to do, but just know,

I'd give the whole world just to know who my mom is,

let alone spend time with her.

It means a lot to me.

[? sad instrumental music playing]

[? musical doorbell plays]

[gasps] Maya, you came!

-Come in, please. -No, I'm not staying.

I just have one question.

Why did you leave me?

Maya, sweetheart.

Maya, where have you been?

My bad, y'all.

I was at Breyana's house.

[all] What?

I thought you didn't want to go.

Well, I changed my mind.

So you actually hung out with a petty, inconsequential TV personality?

[chuckles] I was emotional when I said that.

If I thought that, I wouldn't be moving in with her.

[all] Moving in?

[all cheering and congratulating]

? Growth, growth, growth I like money ?

? Growth, growth ?

? I like money, money, money ?

? Money, money, money, money ?

? I like growth, growth, growth, growth, yeah... ?

-[all gasp] -Oh, this your new house?

Girl, you could fit nine kids, two parents,

and your new BFF who would be very grateful, in here.

Dijonay, you are not moving

-in here with your family. -Huh?

Hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

This place is amazing, Maya.

-I know, right? -[KG] Yeah, it's all right.

[Breyana] Are these your friends, Maya?

[all squealing]

They are absolutely stunning.

Thank you. [chuckles] I know.

Girl, I love that outfit.

Conservative yet liberal.

It's great balance.

Oh, thank you, Breyana!

I just want to say I'm one of your biggest--

-[screams] -Save it, Proud.

Nice to meet you, Breyana, I'm LaCienega Boulevardez.

Maya's closest friend.

Nice to meet you, LaCienega.

I love your confidence.

See, the good news is,

you'll grow out of it.

I just want to know one thing, Ms. Breyana.

Please, just call me Breyana.

How do you get that gorgeous glow?

Bedazzled Vaz-o-leen. Available at stores everywhere.

But this is for you, dear.

And this is my brother, KG.

[squeals] Oh, my gosh! KG, you're so cute!

[KG groaning]

It is an honor to meet you!

Now, this is your home too, KG.

We're all a family now.

Does that include us, Mama Breyana?

[phone ringing]

[clears throat] Oh, excuse me, I've gotta take this.

-Nice meeting you! -Okay!

-It was such an honor! -You're a Queen!

Yo, Maya.

So you're really not coming home?

Are you trying to guilt trip me?

You're the one who wanted me to get to know her.

What about our dads?

I know they said they were cool and all

but don't you know this is hurting them?

They seem pretty fine to me.

-Hey, KG! Put on some trunks! -The water's great!

See? They're happy for me.

Why can't you be too?

I am happy for you.

I just don't want to lose you, you know?

That could never happen, noodle head.

It's just like Breyana said.

We're all family now.

[all] Hey!

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Maybe I'm just tripping.

I'm glad for you, sis. Really.

[screams and grunts]

Ha! Got you! [cackling]

No, you about to get got.

No, KG! My hair!

[screams] You got my hair wet!

[sighs]

[chattering indistinctly]

[groans]

Zang! Where's the bathroom around here?

[crows cawing]

[Breyana] What don't you understand?

I told you, I'm going to introduce Maya

as my long lost daughter live on the show.

Are you sure she'll do it?

Of course she's going to do it! She's living with me now.

I... I just need a little time.

Time is slipping away, Breyana.

I got Ginger Snaps breathing down my neck.

You know she wants your show.

Look, after I make the announcement,

everybody, including Ginger Snaps,

will be tuning in to watch...

[reading off screen]

[gasps]

Well, I tell you what, it better work, Breyana.

Or we'll find you and your long lost daughter on them streets, y'all.

It'll work, Wizard.

It has to.

-[phone chimes] -[Breyana gasps]

[all squealing and exclaiming happily]

What's wrong, Dijonay?

Yes, honey, you look like you used Gorilla Glue instead of Got2b glue.

[whispering] It's Breyana!

I overheard her talking to Wizard Kelly and...

I don't know if I should say anything.

It's not my business.

That's never stopped you before.

Facts. Plus, you can't just come in here and tease us like that.

If she doesn't feel comfortable telling us,

we shouldn't force her to tell us.

-I mean, that would be-- -[all] Quiet, Zoey!

They were talking about Maya, okay?

-Who was talking about me? -[gasps]

Uh... you promise not to get mad?

I'm gonna get mad if you don't tell me.

It's Breyana.

I heard her telling Wizard Kelly

the only reason she let you stay here

is because she wants to announce that she found you on her show.

[all gasp]

And why would she do that?

Girl, for the ratings.

If they don't come up,

the Wizard is gonna give her show to his wife,

Ginger Snaps.

You're lying.

I'm telling you exactly what she said, Maya!

Why would I lie about something like that?

Oh, come on, Dijonay,

let's not act like you haven't been known to embellish things.

I bet you sent out a twid too.

No! No, Maya, I wouldn't do that!

Look, Maya, I know you're upset. I would be too.

But I don't think Dijonay is making this up.

You know what? I thought you guys were my friends.

But I guess I was wrong.

Just leave.

But, Maya, I'm telling the truth!

And I'm telling you to get out, now!

[scoffs] You don't have to tell me twice.

Bye!

[? emotional instrumental music playing]

-All right, all right, all right! -[audience cheering]

If you look under your seats, I have a little surprise for you all.

You're going to be amazed when you see it.

Everyone is going home with a free...

A fern?

A fern?

Man! What the--

-[audience booing] -[Breyana yelping]

Oh, so now we're giving out plants?

Is that what we're doing? And they're artificial at that!

What happened to the diamond earrings?

Um, hello, the sponsor took them back when they saw your ratings.

You're fired.

But, Breyana, you can't fire me.

I'm Wizard Kelly's cousin. "Y'all."

Listen, you little peasant, I don't care if Wizard Kelly--

-[screams] -[gasps]

Hi, Maya. Come here, baby. Give your mommy a hug.

It is so tough being a woman in charge.

Men just don't respect your authority.

But that was a woman.

And I treat everyone equally.

So, how was your day at school?

Um, it's the weekend.

And so it is.

Which reminds me... [chuckles nervously]

I have something very important to ask you.

How do you like living with your mom so far?

I love it.

I just can't thank you enough for how awesome you've been.

Aw!

That's so sweet, Maya.

And you've been awesome too.

I can't tell you how amazing it's been having you back in my life.

I'm glad to be back in your life.

Mom.

[gasps]

[sobs]

What's wrong?

Nothing.

It's just... that's the first time you've called me Mom.

Maya, baby,

how would you feel about sharing the news of me

being your mom with the world?

What do you mean?

If you don't feel comfortable, I... I totally understand.

Maya. Maya, is everything okay?

Maya, where are you going?

Back to my real home.

Where people actually care for me.

[? sad instrumental music playing]

[people chattering and laughing]

-Hey, guys. -Oh, look, it's Satan.

Didn't expect to see you here.

I know you're mad.

Furious.

Look, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

-You were right about Breyana, Dijonay. -Mmm-hmm.

I should've believed you.

I hope y'all can forgive me.

Girl, if you think you can come in here with--

Of course we forgive you, Maya.

We can't imagine how hard this has been for you,

losing your mom, finding your mom, then losing her again.

Right, guys?

[crickets chirping]

[sternly] Right, guys?

-Yeah, we forgive you. -Girl, you were doing the most.

-We're sorry. -We forgive you.

What is she doing here?

[KG] I called her.

Why did you do that?

It's Mother's Day.

If I can't be with my mom, at least you could be with your mom.

Gives me hope that I'll find mine one day.

[sighs]

Why are you here?

I wanted to apologize, Maya.

I am so sorry for what I put you through.

Are you really? Or are you just saying that for ratings?

Please just hear me out.

When you first came to my house and asked why I left you,

I wasn't completely forthcoming.

The truth is,

I was confused,

alone,

and I couldn't afford to raise you on my own.

Adoption was the best way that I could ensure

that you'd have a stable life with two amazing parents

who could provide you with the things that I couldn't.

And every day since,

I've imagined what it would be like to be your mother.

And then a miracle happened.

You came back into my life

and I messed it up as usual.

And I lost you again.

The past week has been the [sniffles] worst of my life.

And I hope you can find it in your heart

to forgive me.

[Reverend Haygood] All right, brothers and sisters.

This is the moment we've all been waiting for.

I need all the mothers, all the mothers,

to, come on, just rise up for me right now.

[all clapping and cheering]

? When I felt like giving up ?

? And the world was way too much ?

? I remember ?

? You said I was enough ?

? Oh, oh ?

? And though we've been out of touch ?

? I've always known my way back home to you ?

? Mama, if you only knew only knew ?

? I get higher higher, higher ?

? Yeah, love gets me off the ground ?

? Never lost with you around I feel ?

? Higher, higher, higher ?

? I know who I am ?

? Now the world is in my hands ?

? We're better with us ?

? I'm better with you ?

? When we are together... ?

Welcome to the family, Breyana.

? I'm better with you ?

[? theme music playing]

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