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[Penny] Previously on The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder...

Oscar, how do you know this woman? And don't lie.

Oscar and I used to date back in college.

[all] You lyin'!

[both gasp]

Where's our stuff?

-We've been robbed! -[thuds]

So what happened to my parents? Who took them?

[Betty] Lucy Fur.

[Lucy Fur] Betty Davis.

Give me the key.

I don't know what you're talking about. [screams]

-You put a map in my dad? -I had no choice.

[Dijonay] Slow down!

-[honking] -[bike bell ringing]

[Dijonay screaming]

[muffled screaming]

[tires screeching]

[cars honking]

[Betty] Don't worry. We're going to find your parents.

I was wondering when you would get here.

? The... Proud... Family... What? ?

? You and me will always be tight ?

? Family every day and every night ?

? Even when you start acting like a fool ?

? You know that I'm lovin' every single thing you do ?

? I know I can always be myself ?

? When I'm with you more than anybody else ?

? Every single day that I'm headed off to school ?

? You know there's no one I love as much as you ?

-? The family ? -? The family ?

? Proud family ?

? They'll make you scream! ?

? They'll make you wanna sing! ?

? It's a family thing, a family ?

? A proud, proud family Proud family ?

? They'll push your buttons! ?

? They'll make you wanna hug 'em ?

? A family, family Proud, proud family ?

? Proud, proud family ?

[Oscar screams]

[man] You ladies look famished.

Would you like something to eat?

I would. I thought you'd never ask.

Where's the key?

You'll have your answers, but introductions first.

I am Colin Kuria Wainaina Maingi.

And you are?

I'm hungry. You mind if I have one of these?

Look, I don't like repeating myself.

Give me the key.

Now!

[growling]

-[yells] -[gasps]

Get him off of me! Get him off of me!

-[whistles] -[mongoose growls, purrs]

Come, come. Calm down, calm down.

These people are our guests, okay? Be nice, Gandhi.

[Penny] Gandhi?

More like Chucky.

[huffs] We's got the same beady eyes--

-[growls] -Whoop!

I'm not leaving without the key.

You sure you don't want something to eat?

Nobody is hungry, okay?

-I want-- -[Colin] Say no more.

Follow me.

[Dijonay] Ooh!

This is like the mall!

Zang, Colin!

You got your own Wizard Kelly Three Flavors?

Yes, it's an original. I had it flown over.

Wizard Kelly himself works here twice a week.

Morning, Colin. Rise and shine, y'all.

[Dijonay and Penny] Zang!

So, Colin, what do your mama and daddy do?

Unfortunately, I don't have any parents.

So, you mean this is all yours?

What did you do?

-Buy Bitcoin when it was $0.05? -No.

Point-oh-five cents.

This is why I have all of this.

Wow!

What do you have all this for? Are you a scientist?

Uh, not quite.

I am a digital archaeologist.

I have been searching for a cure

to a very rare syndrome with which I am afflicted.

Don't pretend like you didn't notice.

Notice? No!

Did you notice anything? 'Cause I didn't.

Yeah, girl, can't you see? He's in a wheelchair.

Ugh!

I call it the Mork from Ork syndrome.

Mork from Ork?

[objects breaking and clattering]

What's that?

It's an American TV show.

Aliens, Robin Williams lived with Mindy...

Ahead of its time. You've never heard of it? It's my favorite.

So you're aging backwards?

Nanu nanu.

Oh, you got those Pharrell genes.

-[electricity crackles] -[yelps]

Wait, how can you age backwards?

You look 15.

That means in a couple of years you're about to...

-Ooh... -Unfortunately, yes.

That's why I've been looking so desperately for the cure.

But in my search, I found something much more.

The map to the cure for everything.

Is that the map you injected my dad with?

So you're the one that stole it?

-Yes. And it's worthless without the key. -Oop!

[Betty] Where is it?

What's this?

Ah, Dijonay, please, hey, don't play with this.

That's the key.

The key?

It don't look like no key.

Give me that.

-[Betty] Ow! -Oops! My bad.

Yes, it is.

Now hand over the key.

-[girls gasp] -Lucy Fur.

I should have known you were involved.

Betty Davis. Still one step behind.

So who are you working for now?

Who else?

The Guild Against Good, girl.

-G.A.G.? -That's a bunch of old white dudes.

[chuckles] Hysterical.

Give me the key before I start blazing butts!

-[gasping] -[Betty laughs]

See, that's just the language

that got shorty kicked out of the One Hundred.

-[Dijonay] Mm-hmm. -Look, Fur Baby,

it's worthless without the map.

Oh, we got the map.

-[both mumbling] -[Oscar] Let us go!

Penny! You're gonna pay for this!

Mama! Daddy! Fabrice!

[screams]

Whoo!

-[both gasp] -Whoa!

What did you do to my girl?

-[yawns] -Ooh!

[Penny muffled] Dijonay!

[high-pitched] What happened to me?

Now, where were we?

Oh, yeah.

Give me the key.

I can't.

The little loud girl vaxxed me with it.

It's inside me.

Well, we'll just have to go get it out then.

Voila! [laughs]

[screams] Stop!

If you do that, you're going to lose everything.

-We'll take our chances, Black Bezos. -[evil laugh]

No, no, no, no, no, listen.

There's only one way to get the information out without destroying it.

They have...

to kiss.

[both exclaim]

That's not going to happen.

Shut her up.

[shrieks]

[whimpering]

[whimpering]

Okay, Degrassi Drake. What's next?

[whirring]

[muffled] Now what?

You know, just complete the circuit.

Just kiss.

Lip to lip.

-[Betty] Hmm. -[Oscar mumbles happily]

[muffled] Trudy, I'm only doing this to save the family.

I'm not gonna enjoy it.

[muffled] You better not!

[Oscar mumbles] Stop tripping!

So, Betty, how do you want to do this?

Preferably, with a Tic Tac.

[sniffs] Oh, you're good. You don't need one.

Forget it. Let's get this over with.

[laughs happily]

[Oscar chuckles awkwardly]

Hey, stop--

Where's the backup, Professor X?

I'm keeping this blonde-haired girl with me.

[high-pitched] Somebody! Help me! Wait a minute. Where's my hands?

If you follow, I promise something bad is gonna ha--

Something bad already happened,

but something worse is gonna happen to her.

Sorry, Penny.

[yelping]

[screams]

Why are you doing this, Fabrice?

Nothing personal.

Just espionage.

-Mama, are you okay? -Mm-hmm.

Please tell me that wasn't your only backup.

Of course not.

I back up my backup to my personal satellite.

Hold up, you have your own satellite?

Of course. I am a billionaire.

Just give me the map.

On one condition.

You take me with you.

You would only slow us down.

[beeping]

[grunts]

[Colin grunts]

[all gasp]

Just make sure you don't slow me down.

Oh, I'm coming, too.

Penny, she already turned you into a bobblehead.

Next time, you might not be so lucky.

Look, she took my best friend.

I'm going.

[sighs] Anybody else?

Got a couple seats left on the jet.

Might as well make it a party.

We'll take those seats.

I was being sarcastic.

Trudy, I'm not getting on that jet,

you're not getting on that jet, and Penny's not getting on that jet.

I have spoken.

[airplane seat belt chime]

Do they have movies on this flight?

[? upbeat music playing, Seu Jorge "Chama o Brasil Pra Dancar"]

[monkey gibbering]

[woman gasps and yelps]

[woman yelling in Portuguese]

[woman sighs exasperatedly]

[stammers] What are we doing, guys? I'm hungry.

[dog gasps]

We're meeting my contact here.

-[Penny] Hmm. -Penny, are you okay?

I was just thinking about Dijonay.

I'm really worried about her.

Don't worry. We'll find her, baby.

[indistinct chatter in Portuguese]

All right.

[women laughing]

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

Can't a Black man do eye exercises?

Trudy. What are you looking at?

Nothing.

Can't a Black woman do eye exercises?

No!

Jonilton!

[speaking Portuguese]

You got everything?

Oh, yes. I've got the boat and the supplies.

We leave first thing in the morning.

Boat? Nobody said anything about a boat.

Or Rico Suave here. Where are we going?

The Amazon.

Oh, I beg to differ, my Brazilian Boris Kodjoe.

Trudy, Penny, let's get out of here!

[? "Dancing" by Milton Nascimento playing]

[gasps]

[birds cawing]

Ow! Get it off me!

What kind of a skinny lil...

-[groans] -Huh?

Are you sure you're okay, Colin?

I'm just a little tired from the traveling.

I'll be fine once we find the cure.

Mm.

Penny, is he okay? He looks different.

I think he's getting younger.

[munching]

Anybody want some Proud Snacks?

[all] No!

I wasn't gonna give y'all none anyway.

[munching]

[speaking Portuguese]

[in English] I wouldn't do that, Oscar.

And I wouldn't wear a shoulder-length ponytail, Superfly,

My Little Pony, or whatever you are!

[Oscar's stomach grumbles]

-[farts] -Oops.

-That came up both sides. -[grumbling]

[groaning in pain]

My belly! What do they put in those things?

[groans]

Everybody...

down!

[screams] Ow!

[Oscar groaning]

[all gasp]

[Oscar spluttering]

[groans]

[gasps in terror]

[screaming]

Oscar, you've got to do something.

Me? Why don't you ask your boyfriend, Conrad Hilton, to do something?

-[hisses] -Relax, Oscar.

The Zingarans are very peaceful people.

Well, I've got 30 arrows in my butt that says otherwise.

And by the way, I'm bleeding to death if anybody cares.

Oscar, they were protecting the river.

Jonilton told you not to throw trash in the water.

Mama, if we don't get to that cure first,

I don't think Colin is gonna make it.

[groans and whimpers]

Yep, in another hour, he's going to be a tadpole.

Good news, friends.

The Zingarans are going to let us go

and show us a shortcut.

Jonilton, how did you convince them?

I didn't. A friend did.

[all gasping]

Dijonay!

[exclaims happily] Penny!

[exclaims happily] What happened?

How did you get away? What's that on your face?

Girl, it's a long story.

Well, actually, it's a short story.

[Dijonay, high-pitched] As I said, I gave that man my whole childhood...

-[all groan] -I was like, "How you gonna ghost me?

-[slurping] -He needed some space

all because of this Dija girl.

Ooh! Y'all roasting marshmallows?

-Who's got the gr-- -Will you please shut up?

Zang! I just wanted some s'mores. How about a bite of that marshmallow?

If I give you a bite, then will you shut up?

I'm gonna lose you in this rainforest.

I promise! 'Cause I'll be eating.

-[squeals] -[sizzling]

[slurping]

Mm. [whistling screams] Hot! It's hot!

My face is on fire!

[in normal voice] Hmm. Hmm.

That was good. [chuckles]

Chocolate and a graham cracker would've been better.

Y'all got any Takis?

Or how about some Hot Cheetos? What about some Funyuns?

Hey. Hey! What--

Where did everybody go?

Next thing I know, I ran into these nice Zingara people.

[chuckling]

Hey, where's that cutie, Colin?

Oh!

Yeah, he doesn't have much time.

We've got to do something. What can we do?

Absolutely nothing. Now, let's go home.

That's a good idea. It's gonna get dangerous from here.

Wait a minute, Daddy. We can't leave!

We have to find a cure for Colin.

No, We had to find Dijonay and we found her.

Now we're going the heck home.

I have spoken!

Besides, Colin already got the cure for everything,

M-O-N-E-Y.

-No, Oscar. -Huh?

We're going to do what we came to do

and find that cure,

-and you're coming with us. -[whimpering]

I have spoken!

Why does that work only for you?

Let's go.

Lucy Fur got a big head start on us.

No problem. My girl Watatakalu knows a shortcut.

I call her Wata for short.

[Watatakalu speaking Portuguese]

She says if we hurry, we can beat them there.

Let's get going. We don't have time to lose.

Would y'all slow down, it's too hot!

[speaking Portuguese]

[in English] What did she say?

[screaming and groaning]

[mumbled groaning]

[growling]

[screams]

[screaming]

They're almost to the top. There's no way we'll catch them.

What did I tell you?

I said that at the very beginning of this fiasco.

[speaking Portuguese]

So what are we gonna do next?

Fly on a big giant bird? [laughs]

[bird cawing]

[screaming continuously]

[screaming continues in distance]

[screaming]

-[yelps] -[thud]

[bird cawing]

[Watatakalu speaking Portuguese]

What did she say, Dijonay?

She said the polluted water

killed the Flowers of Eternal Life.

[straining] I hate birds.

Huh?

Why are you looking at me? I didn't do it.

I only threw one bag of Proud USDA-approved Snacks in the river.

[Betty] I think I see one.

[Lucy Fur] I'm sure you do, Betty Boop.

[gasps]

But you're too late.

[villains laughing]

[Dijonay panting]

Fine. I'm taking my bird.

What are you doing? Ay, not me!

[screaming]

-[screaming] -[thudding]

Ow!

[Oscar] No, don't do that, please.

[screaming]

[chuckles triumphantly]

[all] Whoa!

[screaming]

Trudy! Trudy!

[screams and groans] Trudy!

[screaming]

[straining]

[straining]

[Trudy and Penny] You did it!

-[chants] Oscar! -[cheering]

-[groans] -[blade unsheathes]

[sniffs]

Yeah, Daddy, you did it. Thanks!

I love you!

I'm afraid I can't let you take that, Lucy.

[chuckles] I've been waiting for this action.

[growls]

-[groans] -[thud]

[Lucy Fur yelps]

[all groan in pain]

Get the flower!

-[growling] -[groans]

Mm-hmm.

-Mm! -[slurps]

[Dijonay yelps]

[slurping]

[speaking Portuguese]

-[yelps] -[Penny] Give me that!

-Have a nice trip! -[laughs]

Au revoir, ma cher--

[groans]

[groaning]

[Oscar laughing]

-Yes! [laughing] -[Oscar] Whoa! Whoa!

Hey! I got the flower! [chuckles]

[groans] What in the--

[screams]

[groaning in pain]

[gasps]

-[slurping] -[thud]

[gasps]

[bawling]

[battle groans]

[shrieking]

[both groan]

[Lucy Fur screams and laughs triumphantly]

[both groan]

[panting]

[gasps]

Hey, Lucy!

[gasps]

[Penny screaming]

Wait! Ugh! Whoa!

Hey! Wait a minute! [groans]

[Lucy Fur laughing]

[yelps]

[sighs] That was close.

Thank you, Penny.

Don't mention it.

Yes! Way to go, Penny.

[Jonilton] Penny!

Where's Colin?

Oh! He's over there.

[baby Colin cooing]

[all gasp]

Aw, you just hang in there, Colin.

We found a flower.

You're gonna be okay.

[babbling]

Where's the flower?

Where's Betty?

[Penny gasps]

She took the Flower of Eternal Life.

-[retches] -[doorbell rings]

Rochelle, who's that at the door?

[Rochelle] Shoot, I don't know, child. You tell me.

And get me some fresh AAA batteries.

-I'm tired, girl. -[doorbell rings]

I'll get it, Daddy.

Uh, may I help you?

Hello, Penny. It's me, Colin.

Colin?

Colin!

No way! You're alive!

-And you fine. -[chuckles]

Get in here!, y'all! It's Colin!

Colin? It's so lovely to see you.

You look... mature.

So what happened? I thought you'd be an amoeba by now.

Oscar!

No, that's okay.

I just wanted you to know that thanks to you,

I received the Flower of Eternal Life.

And it worked.

But how? Who gave it to you?

[Colin] When Jonilton delivered me home...

[footsteps approaching]

...Number One was waiting with the flower.

[electricity crackling]

-[Penny] You mean Betty? -[Colin] Yes.

And I was hoping you had her contact information.

I didn't get a chance to properly thank her.

I had her number when I got married,

but Trudy made me get rid of my little honey book.

I have a feeling Betty's watching us right now.

[Michelle] Excellent work, Number One.

Report back to HQ for your next assignment.

World peace.

[? Betty Davis theme playing]

? I'm not something different, baby ?

? I'mma push it, baby There's no limit ?

? I go against the waves in the sea ?

? I'm different ?

? Oh! I'm different ?

[? theme music playing]

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