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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,699 --> 00:00:03,440 Look, Todd, 9 o 'clock means you're here at 9 o 'clock. How many times do I have 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:04,740 to tell you that? Currently 7. 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,240 What? Nothing. 4 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,520 Look, do you think I like calling you in here every couple weeks and reading you 5 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,259 the riot act? 6 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,260 Yes. What? 7 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:12,480 Nothing. 8 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:16,379 Look, Todd, you're 21 years old. It's time to buckle down. 9 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:20,000 You know, when I was your age, I had two jobs. I took the bus to work. I was 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 never late once. 11 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:22,960 That's very good advice, sir. Yankee very much. 12 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:28,880 Did you just say Yankee? 13 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:30,370 No, white ass. 14 00:00:32,470 --> 00:00:35,270 What? I said no. Why'd you ask? 15 00:00:37,650 --> 00:00:39,050 Okay, snothead, get back to work. 16 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:43,630 What? I said thank snothead, get back to work. 17 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:45,750 Hey, Mimi. 18 00:00:45,970 --> 00:00:47,590 How was the Marilyn Manson concert? 19 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:50,650 Um, it was pretty tame. 20 00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:55,190 Then me and some of the roadies threw a party down on the docks afterward. 21 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:56,590 Yeah? 22 00:00:56,630 --> 00:01:00,970 Yeah, Canadian freighter pulled in about 3 a .m. Things really got rolling. 23 00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:05,530 I think I might have got married, eh? 24 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:11,130 Sounds like fun. Better than getting reamed by old man Carrie here. 25 00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:13,450 Old man Carrie? 26 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:16,030 Is that what people say about me? That's not fair. 27 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:18,730 Hey, does doing my job make me old? 28 00:01:18,990 --> 00:01:21,950 Does being responsible make me old? Does wanting other people to be responsible 29 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:22,929 make me old? 30 00:01:22,930 --> 00:01:24,790 Could you just not talk so much? 31 00:01:25,530 --> 00:01:26,530 I kind of have a headache. 32 00:01:27,110 --> 00:01:27,869 Oh, really? 33 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:28,870 What the hell happened to you? 34 00:01:30,630 --> 00:01:32,650 It's called living. Get to know it. 35 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:34,250 Hey, I live. 36 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:35,208 I have fun. 37 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:36,470 I just have my own kind of fun. 38 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:37,970 Oh, yeah? What are you going to do tonight? 39 00:01:38,730 --> 00:01:40,110 Oh, tonight I got a big night planned. 40 00:01:40,370 --> 00:01:41,370 Big night. 41 00:01:41,590 --> 00:01:45,050 Going to go home, do myself a couple of Hungerman dinners, have a beer, fall 42 00:01:45,050 --> 00:01:46,690 asleep on the couch watching Diagnosis Murder. 43 00:01:47,990 --> 00:01:49,110 Oh, my God, I'm old. 44 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:54,730 Ah, there's our Rook of Gibraltar. Good old caddy. Everybody. 45 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,960 It's time. 46 00:01:56,300 --> 00:02:00,940 What's going on? Gary, you've done something that no other employee at 47 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:01,980 Louder has ever done. 48 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,580 You know, this is about the employee picnic. I was drunk and I misunderstood 49 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:06,580 term three -legged race. 50 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:10,620 No, Gary. 51 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:15,920 This is something you can be proud of. Now, you've been to work every single 52 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,740 for 3 ,000 days. 53 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,960 Well, technically it's 3 ,001. I would have awarded it yesterday, but I was out 54 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:25,330 sailing. But you were here, trudging away as you always are. 55 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:31,410 There can't be. 56 00:02:31,810 --> 00:02:33,830 Congratulations. What? Congratulations? 57 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:42,250 In gratitude for your return to this little cubicle day in, day out, we offer 58 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:48,730 you this plaque engraved with the simple slogan, 3 ,000 down, here's to 3 59 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:49,730 ,000 more. 60 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,940 50 ,000 days behind this desk? 61 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:55,200 That's almost a third of my life. 62 00:02:55,860 --> 00:03:01,340 Unless the man would have gone insane, Gary. And that's why, as our final 63 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:07,080 Drubicle 17A from this day forth will be known as the Drubicle. 64 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:17,000 I don't know what to say. I didn't stop and smell the roses. I let time just 65 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,220 slip through my hands. There's so many things I should have done. 66 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:21,490 What am I doing here? 67 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,510 Breaking ice cream in my office! 68 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,460 They miss sleeping in on Sunday mornings. Hey, they can't sell buzz beer 69 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:15,460 don't deliver it. 70 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:18,740 Saturday night's a big beer night. We got to restock. Yeah, and if anyone 71 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:20,579 a coffee beer, it's a Sunday morning drunk. 72 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:23,820 Hey, man, it's our responsibility, okay? 73 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:25,660 What's the matter? Don't you like being responsible? 74 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:29,380 What are you saying, that I'm stodgy? That I'm in a 3 ,000 -day rut? Is that 75 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:30,660 what you're saying? Huh? Huh? 76 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,040 Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on. Let's not argue. 77 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,620 It's bad enough that we're delivering liquor on the Sabbath. 78 00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:41,130 That reminds me, we have to deliver a case of beer to my church for Las Vegas 79 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:42,130 night. 80 00:04:43,210 --> 00:04:44,210 Excuse me. 81 00:04:44,330 --> 00:04:46,330 Didn't anyone notice I was ranting a moment ago? 82 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:47,930 Oh, I'm sorry, Drew. What's the matter? 83 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:51,630 I've become set in my ways. I've stopped living my life. 84 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,150 I'm just like my father. 85 00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:56,050 Oh, come on, Drew. That's not true. 86 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:58,450 Your dad was a wild man. 87 00:05:00,210 --> 00:05:01,210 You're right. 88 00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:05,150 I've got a lot of catching up to do. Hey, take the sun ramp. What? I said 89 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,150 the sun ramp. 90 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,320 Get to know it. 91 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,440 Where are we going? 92 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:15,080 We're going to the city that never sleeps. We're going to be a part of it. 93 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:16,340 We're going to Paris? 94 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:21,060 I thought that was Las Vegas. We're going to Vegas? No, we're going to the 95 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:22,060 that never sleeps. 96 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:23,140 New York City. 97 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,560 Why New York? 98 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,300 This truck can make it there. It can make it anywhere. 99 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,340 Besides, the Indians are playing the Yankees tonight. 100 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:32,580 Yeah! 101 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,960 That's over 400 miles each way. I got to work tomorrow. 102 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,100 If I'm late, old man Carey's going to... 103 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,070 Hey, hey, hey. 104 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:44,450 To hell with responsibility, huh? 105 00:05:44,770 --> 00:05:45,970 To hell with work tomorrow. 106 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:52,130 Yeah. Who's with me? I am. I'm tired of my rut. 9 .20 to 10 to 5 every single 107 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:53,130 day. 108 00:05:53,790 --> 00:05:57,490 If it weren't for my hour and a half to two hour lunch, I don't know what I'd 109 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,490 do. 110 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:03,390 You know, now that you mention it, I'm like one of those lab rats at drug call, 111 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:07,370 you know, going through the maze, getting electrocuted when I take the 112 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:10,790 turn, getting my big hunk of cheese at the end of the week. 113 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:16,590 I think what we're trying to say, buddy, is... Rob Jets! 114 00:06:28,270 --> 00:06:31,250 Swimming in a pool of blood, me without a spoon. 115 00:06:31,630 --> 00:06:35,850 Same song, second verse, gopher style, and a whole lot worse. 116 00:06:39,410 --> 00:06:40,410 Cow! 117 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:57,250 This is great, huh? Yeah. All of us together, head to New York. 118 00:06:57,710 --> 00:06:59,410 Hey, another beef stick cake? 119 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:00,830 Wait, let me check. 120 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:04,030 No, I think I've had enough. 121 00:07:04,270 --> 00:07:05,910 I have hickory coming out of my pores. 122 00:07:06,790 --> 00:07:07,790 Hey, wait a second. 123 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:08,849 Smell that? 124 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:09,850 Oh, true. 125 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:14,010 No, no, no, not that. Beyond that. 126 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:17,190 Wait for it. 127 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:18,770 Wait for it. 128 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:19,990 Wait, I'm getting something. 129 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:22,990 What is that? 130 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:25,310 Judging by the potency, I'd say we're... 131 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,120 15 miles outside of Hershey, Pennsylvania. 132 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:35,540 Go, pay respects, and then it's out of New York City. 133 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,980 Get ready for life in the fast lane. 134 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:41,020 Man, 135 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:48,340 how far is it 136 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:49,340 to Yankee Stadium? 137 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,060 I don't know. We're just as close as we were an hour ago. 138 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,340 There's a guy behind us, rear -ended us. 139 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,220 Oh, man, let me just ask the local. 140 00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,100 Excuse me, sir? 141 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:00,700 How far is it to Yankee State? 142 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:02,460 Wow, did you see that? 143 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,260 He didn't even let me finish. He just instinctively flipped me off. 144 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:08,580 Well, he didn't show you his... Oh. 145 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,280 There it is. 146 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,640 Oh, 147 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:16,240 man, where does he want us to go? There's only six inches between us and 148 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,640 in front of us. Hey, does it really matter if we move up six inches? 149 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:22,820 Okay, I guess we'll do it. 150 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,180 Oh, great. Now we're getting it from both sides. 151 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:31,820 If that guy didn't have a free John Gotti bumper sticker, boy, I'd be all 152 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:34,340 him. Let me stretch my legs. 153 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:41,000 Wow. Hot one, isn't it? Let me have a nutty buddy. 154 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,500 Oh, my God. 155 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:45,740 You're Donald Trump. 156 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,880 Look at this. Right here on the street, it's Donald Trump. 157 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,140 Kind of weird, isn't it? Sort of like I'm human. 158 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,100 Let me have a nutty buddy, please. 159 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,330 Oh, we don't have any ice cream. 160 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,250 Isn't this an ice cream truck? 161 00:08:58,590 --> 00:08:59,590 Uh -huh. 162 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,350 So, what's in the back of your truck? 163 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:02,670 Beer. 164 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,650 Beer in the back of an ice cream truck? What are you, morons? 165 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:07,710 No, I'm from Cleveland. 166 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,170 Ah, you're from Cleveland. 167 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:10,809 Okay, look. 168 00:09:10,810 --> 00:09:13,490 We just drove to New York on a kick to see the Indians play the Yankees. Now 169 00:09:13,490 --> 00:09:14,570 we're stuck here. Okay? 170 00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:18,610 Well, I'm sorry to hear that. That I am sorry about. But you know what you do? 171 00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:22,870 Give this to the guy at the gate. He'll take you to my box seats. 172 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:27,180 Use them, enjoy them, and welcome to New York. Wow. Wow. 173 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:28,800 Thanks, Mr. 174 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,700 Trump. I'm going to go see the Star Wars trilogy. 175 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,780 You'll probably still be here. 176 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:35,440 We'll have a beer later. 177 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,600 All right, 178 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:41,900 that's it. 179 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:53,760 Oh, my God. It's you. It's Carol Channing. Get back in your truck. Any 180 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,820 now, this whole thing is going to break wide open. 181 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:56,919 Wide open? 182 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,480 This car is as far as the eye can see. 183 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,020 So what are you calling me, a liar? 184 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:03,520 Because I think you're calling me a liar. 185 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:06,880 Look, I don't want any trouble. 186 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,600 We just drove in from Cleveland to see a Yankees game, okay? 187 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:12,180 Oh, you came all that way. 188 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,120 Well, let me help you to get there a little faster. 189 00:10:20,430 --> 00:10:21,970 in the freaking truck. 190 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:29,430 Hey, hey, hey, traffic's moving again. Everybody get back in. 191 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:34,050 I'm going to try to get off this street, see if I'm clear to get into the right 192 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,150 lane. Go for it. 193 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:44,570 What the 194 00:10:44,570 --> 00:10:45,570 hell happened? 195 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:47,810 We're out of gas. 196 00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:56,890 We've got to get some gas. If we don't move, they're going to kill us. 197 00:10:57,910 --> 00:11:01,870 All right, I'll get the gas. Who's got some money? We blew all our money when 198 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,090 bought that 10 -pound kiss in Hershey, Pennsylvania. 199 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:06,450 This? 200 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:09,230 Anybody want to split the rest? 201 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,170 How are we going to get some money for gas? 202 00:11:12,950 --> 00:11:14,970 Okay, Lewis, lend me your hand. 203 00:11:29,009 --> 00:11:31,090 western lot -ass farm boy. 204 00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:35,530 Hey, if you're not cheating, notice my ass. 205 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:42,670 Hey, excuse me, we have kind of an emergency here. We need some gas. 206 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:43,870 I don't sell gas. 207 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,150 No, uh, we'll get the gas. We just need some money. 208 00:11:50,070 --> 00:11:53,270 Listen, I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but the nose and mustache 209 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,630 fell off your graduate glasses, bro. 210 00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:02,270 No, no, we're not here to rob. 211 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:06,750 We're not here to rob you. We just want to sell you some beer. 212 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:08,950 What kind of beer? 213 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:12,050 It's a special brew we brought all the way to Cleveland. You guys came all the 214 00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:13,730 way from Cleveland just to sell beer door to door? 215 00:12:13,990 --> 00:12:16,230 No, actually, we just wanted to chuck it on and see a Yankees game. 216 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,890 That's why I came here from Cuba, baby. 217 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:25,030 You guys want half off some expired herbal ecstasy? 218 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,760 Now, listen, all we want is 30 bucks for the beer. You can get 100 bucks for 219 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:30,760 these two cases real easy. 220 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:31,980 I'll give you two bucks. 221 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:35,860 What? It's from Cleveland. What do you make West guys know about beer? 222 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:37,980 Would you like to meet our spokesbelly? 223 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,220 25 bucks. 224 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,940 20. I'll take it. 225 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:51,380 Drew, does that sound like a bat hitting the side of, oh, I don't know, say, an 226 00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:52,380 ice cream truck? 227 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,440 Oh, my God. 228 00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:00,280 Baseball. Hey! Hey! Get out! 229 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,500 This is my territory. 230 00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:07,140 Hey, the only reason we're here in the first place is because we're on our way 231 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:08,620 to a baseball game and our truck got stuck. 232 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,220 Oh, you want a baseball game? 233 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,980 Look, I'm Joe DiMaggio. 234 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,360 Hey! 235 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,060 What's going on, Fluffy? 236 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:36,800 This lobe and his friends are trying to take over my territory. 237 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:38,420 Shoot him. 238 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:43,220 We just ran out of gas. If you're going to bust anybody, bust Carol Channing. 239 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,980 She's been riding our tail all day. 240 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:48,760 Ohio plates, huh? You got a license to sell that ice cream? 241 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,880 We don't have any ice cream in the truck. All we got is beer. 242 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,300 Beer, huh? You got a license to sell a beer? 243 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,500 We don't need a license. We haven't sold anything. 244 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:56,899 Oh, yeah, me neither. 245 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:57,769 Cook cut. 246 00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,350 I just tried one of those beers you sold me. They're great, man. I'll take 247 00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:01,329 another case. 248 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:03,790 So, I thought I was giving it away. 249 00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:07,130 Oh, is that why you gave me that 20 bucks? 250 00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,790 I thought you thought I was a gigolo. 251 00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:15,290 You know, like that guy, Joe Buck in Midnight Cowboy. 252 00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:16,690 Midnight Cowboy? Yeah. 253 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,890 Handsome kid, comes to the city. 254 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,450 Please don't take us to prison. 255 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,960 I need a specific soap or else I get a rash. 256 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,100 I'm not going to go to prison, honey. 257 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:29,760 I'm just going to get a fine. 258 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,240 We got us 20 bucks. 259 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,460 All right, that's it. Well, see, now you made me a liar. Come on. 260 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:39,020 Out 261 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:47,400 of 262 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,200 my way. Shy bladder coming through. 263 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,520 Well, why did you hold it so long? Why didn't you go when we were in jail? 264 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,640 paper. I could have got some, but it would have cost me my innocence. 265 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,040 I still can't believe they let us go. What a great bunch of cops. 266 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,560 Yeah, how about when they took up a collection of the holding tanks so we 267 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,180 buy gas? What a great bunch of criminals. 268 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,580 Yeah, not the most intelligent guys, though. They're probably still waiting 269 00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:12,820 us to come back with that pizza. 270 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,079 There you go. 271 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,080 That's bumpkins. 272 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:22,100 Okay, I'm ready. Does anyone want to ride? Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait. 273 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,240 Nobody's going anywhere. We haven't had any fun yet. 274 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:29,200 Hey, let's have a party. A slumber party at each of our individual houses, huh? 275 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,840 Yeah. Let's go. 276 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,100 Wait, wait, wait. 277 00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:35,200 It's not even 11 o 'clock yet. I bet we could go see a midnight movie. 278 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,700 Hey, how about we each rent our own individual midnight movies and watch it 279 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,420 our own beds? Hey, let's go. No, no, no, no, no. 280 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,680 I'm talking about the midnight movie. 281 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,760 The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 282 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,200 Oh, my God. We haven't done that since high school. 283 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,840 That sounds like a lot of fun. 284 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,060 Let's do it. Yeah. 285 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:58,040 Only this time we won't get wasted and question our sexuality. 286 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,480 Like everyone except me did. 287 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,340 Let's hurry up and change. 288 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,220 I can't believe I can still fit in my Brad costume. 289 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,960 So now do you feel outrageous? 290 00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:20,380 I don't know about you, but that breeze I'm feeling is pretty outrageous. 291 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:25,460 Let me ask you something, Oswald. Why is it that that corset you've had stored 292 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:30,260 away for all these years looks so frayed? Hey, I use it as a weight belt 293 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:31,260 I'm delivering packages. 294 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,760 Yeah, I don't really like beer because those little frogs are so damn cute. 295 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,040 I don't know. 296 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,460 Look. Oh, my God, it can't be. 297 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,460 Hey. 298 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,620 What's going on here? What happened to the Rocky Horror Show? 299 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,080 It's gone, like your pants and his self -respect. 300 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,560 Oh, yeah? 301 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,540 Rocky Horror's a hell of a lot better than Priscilla. 302 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:57,420 Oh, my God! 303 00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,280 You're a transvestite. 304 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,900 Stop coming together now. 305 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,960 She's as straight as the rest of us. 306 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:05,560 Oh, this stinks. 307 00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:08,839 Rocky Horror has better music, better dancing, better everything. 308 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:14,440 Sorry, Kenny. Your drag is old. Our drag is new. 309 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,800 Oh, yeah? 310 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:21,480 Well, I got something to say about that. 311 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,280 It's astounding. 312 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,060 Time is fleeting. 313 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,220 Madness. Take this toll. 314 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,540 Show you how to do drag. 315 00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:58,260 just a jump to 316 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:15,590 You're killing me. Next time, I'm a transvestite in sensible shoes. 317 00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:20,650 Still, for a bunch of corn -fed Midwesterners, we really turned it out. 318 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:21,650 ask you one thing? 319 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,770 How come we always get sucked into these big dance things? 320 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,350 Why? 321 00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:27,890 I'll tell you why. 23771