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Come on, Speedy. Drew's only been out of
town a couple of days. You gotta eat.
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He's been eating. I've been feeding him.
No, I've been feeding him. No, I've
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been feeding... So he's been eating nine
meals a day?
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I wonder if that's how it started with
Drew.
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Hey, how was Vegas?
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No matter what happened, buddy, you look
like a winner. Yeah. Well, first of
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all, let me thank Kate for driving away
from the airport with my luggage still
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in her trunk.
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Hey, does this look familiar?
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Oh, my God.
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I thought that was just a really
passionate wave goodbye.
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Wait a minute. So you wore that to the
convention?
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Well, the first day.
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Second day, I did this.
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Third day was a little warm, so I
decided to go a little Caribbean.
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Well,
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now I can take the islands off my wish
list.
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Why don't you just buy a shirt?
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I lost a little money.
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What? I lost all my money, okay?
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That was the weirdest weekend I ever had
in my life, except for that time I ate
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that mushroom on a nature walk.
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Come on, tell us what was so weird.
Yeah.
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Okay, but you've got to promise not to
tell anybody else, not even my parents.
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Oh, Drew, this isn't one of those
stories that involves a nice dress, an
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apple, and big hands, is it?
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Hey, my story first, okay?
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Well, the first thing I did when I got
to the airport was buy some luggage so I
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wouldn't look like an idiot.
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Then, the catfish went to the hotel.
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I get out, and of course, I don't want
to seem like a tourist, so I try to
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in.
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You cannot believe all the light.
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My dad would have been running around
from hotel to hotel yelling, what am I,
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Edison?
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Anyway, I checked in, and I went right
to the tables. I was so hot of crabs, I
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couldn't lose.
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Hey, Gilbert.
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Hey, can I roll?
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Hey, you're back.
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I thought you got cleaned out. I'm going
to give it one more shot. This is my
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never, never, don't lose this money ever
money.
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Here.
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Elvis, if you're up there, don't be
cruel.
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Hey, one hand. The book says to roll
with one hand.
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What are you, the craps master? Put away
the book. Let the man roll. Let's go,
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babe. It doesn't make a difference how
much you shoot with one hand anyway.
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is my lucky hand.
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Okay, wait a minute. That hand lost at
the slot machine.
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Okay. I broke that hand when I was a
kid.
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Yeah, but it healed real quickly. That's
kind of lucky, isn't it? Roll the dice.
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Let's go, babe. Okay, here we go.
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Many cheats will try to drop the dice
and then replace it with their own
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pair of dice.
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You'll have to exchange those dice, sir.
They went off the table.
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Hey, do I get extra chips for helping
out Caesars?
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Okay.
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Which hand do I decide on? Right, left,
right, left?
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Any hand. There we go.
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Three reps.
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I love Vegas.
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I'm a gambling sabbat. I'm like the Rain
Man.
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I'm going to go have a drink, walk
around and offer men a million dollars
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sleep with their wives.
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Hey, you heard me.
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Hey, mister, looking for a good time?
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I'm broke.
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Are there really good Cirque du Soleil
tickets?
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Hello, tall, blonde and tall.
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How about an evening of entertainment?
I'm talking acrobatics, positions you've
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never heard of, swings and big sparkly
outfits.
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Oh, well, if I did do anything, it
wouldn't be anything fancy. I'm just a
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Cleveland guy.
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You're missing a hell of a circus, baby.
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I've already seen the big top, lady.
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Oh, I went up for you. There you go.
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Oh, wait a minute. I had to sit on the
wrong thing.
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That's everything I got. That's all the
money I brought to Vegas. Well, maybe if
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you spent a little more time looking at
the table and a little less time with
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the hookers.
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You know what you should do, guy? You
should forget about gambling. Go do
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du Soleil. We did it twice this week.
Just don't get stuck behind the pole.
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Mother was right. This place is like
Sodom and Gomorrah.
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Okay, so I wasn't doing too good at
crafts. I lost a little money, but it's
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problem. You know me. I roll with the
punches.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid,
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stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid.
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You too?
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Yeah, I lost everything.
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But we've got to be men about this.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Look at all these quarters.
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Quarters?
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Hey, what are you doing in there?
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Trying to stop him.
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Have a nice day, officer. I've got to
sell someone an office suit.
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Sir, could you step out of the phone?
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Oh, yeah, what are you going to do, take
all my money away?
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Oops, too late.
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There you are, sir.
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I brought your drink.
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Wow, that's service.
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I guess I should tip you.
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I think I should come in here and get
you, buddy.
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Oh, yeah, I know what you're thinking.
Some hick from Cleveland comes to Las
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Vegas, loses all his money.
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So, where are you from?
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Cleveland.
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I'm from Cleveland, too.
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Come on out.
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No one's going to hurt you.
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Thank you. Sure. True carry.
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I am Pulaski. Oh.
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I guess this looks pretty stupid, huh?
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Thanks.
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Don't feel bad. I saw an entire family
in the fountain yesterday.
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I always feel bad when a hometown boy
comes to Vegas and gets cleaned out.
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I mean, I get off work in an hour. Maybe
I could show you how to have some fun
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in Vegas without gambling.
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I already met that lady.
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Hey, you're from Cleveland.
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I guess I could trust you.
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Hey, do you sell that other suit
already?
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No, I found an ATM.
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Oh, yeah, how'd you do?
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Excuse me.
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Wow.
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Oh, see, I love Vegas.
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There's drinking, big productions,
showgirls. Hey, what happens when one of
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nudes on ice falls down?
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Well, if they're hurt, they should just
stay down because they're already on
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ice.
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See? Isn't everything funnier after six
of these margaritas?
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Hey, baby.
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Welcome to the Church of Rock and Roll
Heaven.
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I'm Reverend Jimmy.
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That's Reverend Jim over there.
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And that's Jerry Garcia attending bar.
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Excuse me while I wed this guy.
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Hey, hey, hey. I got an idea.
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As long as we're here, you want to get
married?
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Oh, yeah, it'd be a kick.
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My friends always said I wouldn't get
married until hell froze over and new
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women were skating on it, so... They
wanted Andy
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Gibb.
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Anyway, come on up the altar.
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Well, this is it.
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Oh, I'm so nervous.
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What if I make a mistake?
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All right, now listen to this.
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All right.
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Do you take this foxy lady to be your
lawful wedding wife until you crash?
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Hey, speaking of foxy ladies, I heard
you shot your old lady down.
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You promised to love and cherish each
other through good trips and bad trips.
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You did.
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I dig.
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I dig.
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Cool.
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Well, by the power vested in me by the
groovy state of Nevada, I hereby
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pronounce you a freak and his old lady.
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All right. That'll be $29 .99. We do
take Visa and MasterCard, and I'll need
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to sign this marriage certificate.
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Why the bums rush, Jimmy?
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Mr. Jimmy.
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Carrie.
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Hey. There you go, Mrs. Carrie.
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You guys really do it up here, man. You
got the seal of the state of Nevada on
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there. Almost looks legal.
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Hey, baby. It is legal.
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Yeah, right. You better loosen that
headband, buddy. You're getting a little
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loopy.
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Hey, man.
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I'm an ordained minister.
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You did know you were really getting
married, right?
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No.
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Did you?
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Let's not have our first fight already,
honey.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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My brother's going to kill me.
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What denomination is this?
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I can explain. I was desperate.
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You knew this was real.
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It was an emergency.
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Oh, well, you know, I've been a little
lonely in my life, too. But you get a
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or you get cold hard look at your
parents' life and the urge passes.
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I know this is crazy, but I really
needed to be married.
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I've got a car. A custody battle for my
children.
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Oh, big sentence. Big sentence.
Children.
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It ended with children.
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Hey, Jerry.
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Give me a double anything. I got kids.
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They are great kids. And I don't need a
whole lot from you.
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My ex -husband wants to drag my kids
back to Cleveland. And if I'm married, I
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got a better shot at keeping them. Oh,
so you had to trick me?
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Well, I mean, hey, it's...
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out in the 80s, but it keeps the
marriage going.
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No, okay. Okay, look, look, look. I'll
be staying at my mom's. All you have to
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do is just pretend you're the dad when
the social worker comes over.
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All right, but if you want, I will rip
up the certificate and I'll go back to
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the fountain and find someone else.
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Oh, man.
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Drew, you can't stop now.
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What happened? What did you decide?
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Well, this is the really weird part.
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Oh. I'll tell you as soon as I get this.
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Uh,
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kids? I need... I need daddy!
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I need daddy!
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Drew went to Las Vegas and all he
brought us were these lousy t -shirts
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kids in them.
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Hi, Julie.
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Hi, Drew.
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Listen, um, I just broke up with my
boyfriend.
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Does your offer for dinner still stand?
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Oh, I could play hard to get, but I'm
not yet.
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Well, Drew, I hate to interrupt the
freshman mixer.
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But I just got a call. Your wife is in
the lobby waiting to see you.
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Your wife?
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You cr...
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Do you realize I could lose an arm and
this would still qualify as a good day?
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Buzz off, Mimi.
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Oh, come on. What's your story on
getting a wife?
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Are things really that bad in Russia
right now?
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Mimi, you took a beautiful thing and you
made it ugly.
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I mean that dress.
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Oh, I get it. You're ashamed of her.
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Is this one of those things where it's
going to cost me a buck fifty to look at
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her? Is she in a jar?
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If you must know, I met a very nice
woman who took me in when I was broken
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in Las Vegas.
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She was going to lose custody of her
kids. I couldn't let it happen.
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That's beautiful. I didn't know that
love could be that deep.
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Well, it's a little more complicated
than love.
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No, I mean that she could love her
children enough to marry you.
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Thank you, Mimi.
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I mean, waking up every morning next to
you.
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Okay. I mean, if it were me, I would
gouge out my own eyes.
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Okay, okay, I get the point.
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You don't want to marry me, which is
good, because there's laws against the
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union of man and beast.
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Thank you.
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Mimi, what are you doing here?
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That's not the question.
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The question is, does she like English
accent and soft jazz?
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Oh, you wouldn't be interested in her,
Mr. Wick. She's Drew's wife.
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See? There's hope for everyone.
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So, Drew, I'm sorry to bother you at
work, but I wanted to talk to you.
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So, this is where you work?
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What do you do?
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Well, from 9 to noon, I sit right here.
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Then I have lunch. It makes me kind of
full, so I sit right here.
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Anyway, the social worker wants to come
by and see our family in action on
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Thursday, so...
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Thought I'd bring the kids by tonight so
we can practice.
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Uh -oh. I have some questionable
magazines.
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Actually, it's my dad's subscription.
Take you home to the house.
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Don't worry, dear. I'm going to take
care of the house.
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Oh, uh, when the special worker comes
over, don't be surprised if I kiss you
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touch you like we're a couple.
262
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Oh, well, don't be surprised if I like
it.
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Uh, where were you when I was really
getting married?
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Oh, you know those magazines?
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Ah, forget it.
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00:13:00,971 --> 00:13:07,659
Would you mind picking up Joey and Sarah
from my mom's house on your way home
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from work?
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00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,399
Oh, I finally get to meet the mother -in
-law, huh?
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Well, it's only fair I get to see what
you're going to look like in 30 years
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since you already know what I'm going to
look like.
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00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:20,099
Well, it was short notice, but I ran
downstairs and got you something for
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honeymoon. It's a blindfold and a
Walkman.
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00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:29,370
Sorry, I can't do anything about the
touching.
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Sorry I'm so crowded tonight, fellas.
I'm just doing a favor for a friend.
275
00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:41,649
Yeah, well, your friend isn't the one
sitting on the hump.
276
00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:44,509
You know, I've been in this carpool
longer than these kids have been alive.
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So what? You didn't call it.
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00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:48,600
Hey, how about everybody just shut up
back there?
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Okay, now you're poking me on purpose,
all right? From now on, you can't touch
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me because there's a wall here, and you
can't put your hand through a wall.
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00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:58,969
Okay, there's a wall on this side, too,
now, all right?
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Stop it! There's a wall! There's a wall!
283
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Come on! Turn around!
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Don't make me come back there!
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00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,100
Oh, dear God, Drew, you've finally grown
into your look.
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00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,580
I'm trying to drive.
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00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,030
Hey, kids, you know Larry P's when they
tickle him?
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00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,770
Hurry up, Joey. Spin the thing. I'm
about to hit all the dots.
289
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:32,140
You just hit him right in the red dot.
We're going to get busted.
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00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:43,619
going to play twister we are going to
sing songs and smile the next time you
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butt crack okay young lady get back in
here
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00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:55,699
what's with her oh no things aren't
going too good at school i think a
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00:14:55,700 --> 00:15:00,099
the kids called her nerdy the only thing
she wants to do is lay around watch tv
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and eat i think this is dad's area
295
00:15:09,469 --> 00:15:10,519
So, are you okay?
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00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:12,180
This place sucks.
297
00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:15,680
Well, I put all the money in the living
room.
298
00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:19,030
No, I miss Vegas.
299
00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:21,960
Miss your friends?
300
00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:23,280
Yeah.
301
00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:25,489
Know what I used to do when I was
depressed?
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Eat.
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00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:29,920
Okay.
304
00:15:29,921 --> 00:15:33,109
But then, I would go down to the
basement to get away from my brother and
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00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:34,229
everybody and just think.
306
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:37,900
All by myself, you know, because
sometimes you need like a special place.
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00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,090
I like to be outside.
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00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,030
Outside is cool.
309
00:15:41,031 --> 00:15:43,039
Hey, you know what would really make you
feel better?
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00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:46,650
Going out there, shoveling some snow,
salting down the driveway, huh?
311
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,340
I suppose you want me to exercise for
you, too.
312
00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:52,920
The answer is picking on me.
313
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:02,399
Hey! I brought over my dad's wedding
ring for Drew, and I figured you were
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00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,070
to need a ring, so I brought over all
the engagement rings I've been given.
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00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,570
Take your pick.
316
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,060
What? Wow, there's so many.
317
00:16:09,061 --> 00:16:10,379
Mm -hmm. Yeah.
318
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:15,060
If it helps you choose, this one is too
attached to his mother. Hi. Hi. Yeah.
319
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:20,200
This one drinks too much. I confirmed
his homosexuality. Oh, I remember. Yeah.
320
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:21,310
Yeah.
321
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:26,119
Unemployed. Uh -huh. And it goes
downhill from there. Wow. Too attached
322
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,430
mother is just a smaller version of
confirmed his homosexuality.
323
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,900
Interesting. Hmm.
324
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,500
Yeah. Okay. All right.
325
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:33,790
Unemployed.
326
00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:38,399
I gotta go. I'm sorry. I got a big date
tonight. I might have to start a second
327
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,450
hand.
328
00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,540
Oh, hi. Hi. Bye.
329
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,860
Uh, excuse me?
330
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,640
Is this the Carey residence?
331
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,700
Alex, it's not Thursday.
332
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,940
Drew, this is Alex, a social worker
who's not supposed to come until
333
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,190
Oh, my God, I don't know what day it is.
Does that make me a bad mom?
334
00:16:55,191 --> 00:16:56,439
No, no, no.
335
00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:00,100
It's Wednesday. I'm a day early. Hi, I'm
Alex. So, see you tomorrow, Alex.
336
00:17:00,101 --> 00:17:04,858
Sorry for the surprise, but this is the
only way we can see how you really live.
337
00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:07,509
Hey, look, the Twister game's out. Who
wants to play?
338
00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:10,099
Yeah. Let's just play Twister, honey.
Uh, Sarah?
339
00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:11,999
Honey? I'll go get her. Great.
340
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,350
Sarah?
341
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:18,420
Do you see a red Frisbee?
342
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,720
What are you guys doing?
343
00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:23,799
Oh, we were driving by. We saw a kid in
the roof, and we thought, hey, let's get
344
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,510
back all the Frisbees and Super Bowls we
lost up there.
345
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:30,880
Oh, there we go. Oh, my God.
346
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,170
Sarah!
347
00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:42,349
Jesus, I'm going to blow everything for
Diane.
348
00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:43,430
You guys got to help me.
349
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:47,160
Drew, you keep the social worker inside.
We'll get her down. Yeah, okay.
350
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,650
So, where's your daughter?
351
00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:51,940
She'll be right down.
352
00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:56,530
Well, seems like a nice place.
353
00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:58,310
Nice, quiet neighborhood.
354
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,830
Squirrels. We got squirrels.
355
00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:14,510
Plum's these stupid squirrels.
356
00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:18,930
Why, I bet that's them now.
357
00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:23,790
The eagles have landed.
358
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,930
But the owl is still in the nest.
359
00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:31,510
Hey, do I smell a... Drew?
360
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:33,340
What's going on?
361
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:34,800
Sarah's on the roof.
362
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:37,050
Oh, my God. What is she doing up there?
363
00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:50,889
I got us into this. I can get us out of
this.
364
00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:55,590
Uh, Sarah, honey, uh, if you come down,
I'll tell you a story.
365
00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:57,100
Yeah?
366
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,720
I'm listening.
367
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:05,729
Okay, uh, once, I went too high to get
to my special place, and I got too close
368
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,390
to the sun, and my wings fell off.
369
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:14,790
And then the Tin Man came by with, um,
some three magic beans...
370
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,030
to use deodorant now?
371
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:30,270
Liz, somebody finally said something.
Hey. That's it.
372
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,750
That's it. Now I'm never coming down.
373
00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:38,989
Sarah, you quit scaring your mother
right now, young lady. If you don't come
374
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,929
down, I'm climbing that ladder and
coming up. Let me tell you something.
375
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:41,980
roof may not hold.
376
00:19:54,611 --> 00:20:01,619
gonna hold this against us. Hey, some
cases can go a year before I see how a
377
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:05,179
family functions under pressure, but I
think your new dad here did pretty well.
378
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:08,850
Little dinner, Joey's gonna choke on a
chicken bone, aren't you, buddy?
379
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,510
Let me talk to the kids first, but it's
looking pretty good.
380
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,200
Oh, Drew, thank you.
381
00:20:18,201 --> 00:20:23,579
So, uh, this all works out, you're
heading back to Vegas, I guess next time
382
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:24,479
can get a divorce.
383
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,459
Yeah, I guess so.
384
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,200
Oh, we should probably fight first.
385
00:20:27,201 --> 00:20:28,309
No. Yes.
386
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,540
See? Irreconcilable differences.
Correct.
387
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:36,950
Why do I have to sit on the hook?
388
00:20:36,951 --> 00:20:38,409
Because we called window.
389
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,610
Look, I can see. I can see.
390
00:20:39,611 --> 00:20:40,859
Hey, Oswald, guess what I
391
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:45,410
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