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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,130 --> 00:00:02,850 Are you sure this is the sex channel? 2 00:00:03,710 --> 00:00:04,810 Been that long, huh, buddy? 3 00:00:07,510 --> 00:00:10,290 It's just I can't make it out through all the squiggly lines. Why don't you 4 00:00:10,290 --> 00:00:12,530 pay the ten bucks a month so we can actually see it? 5 00:00:14,590 --> 00:00:17,830 I can't. I already get the Cartoon Network, and I heard if you get that and 6 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:19,150 sex channel, they put you in a special file. 7 00:00:22,630 --> 00:00:23,630 What are they doing? 8 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:26,270 You see, Oswald, when two people fall in love... 9 00:00:28,490 --> 00:00:30,950 How old are these porn stars? I could swear he's giving her oxygen. 10 00:00:33,090 --> 00:00:34,950 Wait, I think they're actually talking. 11 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:42,090 And as the doctor cuts into the patient's abdomen, the pancreas 12 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:44,790 isn't the sex channel, it's the surgery channel. 13 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:48,690 Yeah, but if you think about it, they're still naked. 14 00:00:53,630 --> 00:00:56,590 Well, if history has taught us anything, it's my mom. 15 00:01:22,890 --> 00:01:24,130 Kate, my pet. 16 00:01:24,830 --> 00:01:26,190 I'm sorry I took so long. 17 00:01:26,890 --> 00:01:27,930 Did you miss me? 18 00:01:28,690 --> 00:01:29,690 No. 19 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:32,380 say we start off with a little drink? 20 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,800 Okay, okay. Why not? Since we're here all alone. 21 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:41,180 I knew you were fooling around with me, woman. 22 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:45,280 Oh, no. 23 00:01:45,820 --> 00:01:48,640 Clark, my obsessively jealous boyfriend. 24 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:52,060 That's right, and I'm mighty angry. 25 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:58,060 Gee, I didn't know you were living here with someone. Maybe I should just leave. 26 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,740 Maybe you ought to, because things are going to 27 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:08,830 He's not dangerous, he's just stupid. 28 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:10,729 You can go. I'm fine. 29 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:12,750 Stupid? 30 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:15,510 Stupid? 31 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:18,490 Somebody calls me stupid! 32 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:22,470 Hey, what the hell's going on here? 33 00:02:27,530 --> 00:02:28,530 Uncle Billy! 34 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:30,530 Thank God you're here! 35 00:02:31,430 --> 00:02:34,910 Clark? What are you doing here? I thought I made it clear to you, this is 36 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:36,570 woman. Oh my God, I got... 37 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:40,150 She's gonna have a baby. 38 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:41,930 You're pregnant? 39 00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:43,410 Yeah. It's my baby. 40 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:46,210 I'm her brother. 41 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:51,250 If you're her brother, why do you have an accent? 42 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:52,930 Uh... 43 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,600 of Trailer Park Dinner Theater. 44 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,220 Join us tomorrow when we'll present Tennessee Williams' A Truck Stop Named 45 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:35,220 Desire. 46 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,240 the passing of a fellow employee. 47 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,420 Even though she only worked here a week before she was hit by that speeding car, 48 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:30,960 Sally Krasinski will always be thought of as a member of the Winford -Lauder 49 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:31,939 family. 50 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:33,240 Was she the one with the red hair? 51 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:38,620 Brown. Anyway, it was a tragedy. 52 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,460 Who knows why these things happen? 53 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:41,539 I'll tell you why. 54 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:44,100 Because there's no light at that damn intersection out front. 55 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,160 She's the fourth one this year. It's like a freaking death tragedy. 56 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:54,900 For, you know, what's -her -face here? 57 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:58,620 Does anyone have anything they'd like to say? 58 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:00,680 Well, maybe there's something in her file. 59 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:04,160 Let's see, her hobbies were... Oh, this is ironic. 60 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,800 Speedwalking. 61 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:08,960 Uh, Mr. Wick, anything you'd like to say? 62 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,200 No, not really. 63 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:11,860 Might boost morale, sir. 64 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,400 Yeah, of course. 65 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,460 Well, what can we say about Sally? 66 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:19,780 She had a good, um, heart and a lovely spirit. 67 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,340 Uh, yes, Sally Pullman will be sadly missed. 68 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:25,260 Sir, it was Sally Krasinski that passed away. 69 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:26,580 That snitty little bitch. 70 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,100 I suppose she wasn't that snitty. 71 00:05:32,340 --> 00:05:33,340 Well, carry on. 72 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:39,000 In closing, if we learned anything from the passing of Sally, may she rest in 73 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,140 peace. He said, if you drop your purse in the middle of the street, let it go. 74 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:45,140 Enjoy the donuts. 75 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,160 Amen. 76 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,320 Sorry I'm late. Good morning, Mr. Wick. 77 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,720 Did I miss the memorial? 78 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,680 Yeah, just 79 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:54,630 Oh, my God, it's Malibu cake. 80 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:01,050 It's going to be so great to start fresh. I think my problem was as a 81 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,490 I looked too dark and angry. 82 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:04,970 Now I'm sunny, happy, easygoing. 83 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:07,970 You know, Kate, I don't think your hair color has any... Shut up! 84 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:09,190 Can I have one green? 85 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:13,850 A bit much, don't you think? 86 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:21,790 Said the desert to the grain of sand. 87 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:29,590 peripheral vision Krasinski's job. 88 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:32,950 First of all, let me thank you for not bringing that up during the ceremony. 89 00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:38,170 And secondly, and it pains me to say this, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 90 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:40,630 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why not? 91 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:45,050 Because we're transferring someone and you fight, you lose away. 92 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:50,710 Why'd they bring in somebody else? I can sell electronics just as good as 93 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,970 anybody. That's where you're wrong, my multicolored friend. 94 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:59,520 We are bringing in the best. That's to the best. Dexter K. Roberts, the highest 95 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,240 grossing salesman in the history of the Winford Ladder chain. 96 00:07:02,540 --> 00:07:05,700 He had to trade five shoe salesmen and easy Edna from accounting, but we got 97 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:06,700 him. 98 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:11,020 I know who Dexter is. A friend of mine went to one of his parties. She didn't 99 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:14,260 come home for three days, and then it was just a shower, check her mail, and 100 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:15,260 right back. 101 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,560 I can't wait to meet this guy. I mean, he gets connections. He goes everywhere, 102 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,280 and I know we're going to hit it off. I mean, he's a party guy. 103 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,520 I'm a party guy. He likes sports. I like sports. 104 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:28,640 egos to all the cool places, I'd like to know where they are. 105 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:34,580 For once, I don't totally disagree with your stupid, asinine opinions. 106 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:38,060 It'd be good to have somebody breathe a little life into this place. 107 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:40,940 I haven't brought out my party dress in a while. 108 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,460 Is that the one with all the horns sewn into it? 109 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,400 Yes. 110 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:53,860 You know, Dex, I don't usually laugh at ball jokes about myself, but that was a 111 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:54,860 good one. 112 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,980 So when do you want that karaoke system delivered? 113 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,740 Gee, I don't think I can afford it right now. 114 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,000 Hey, it's less than 95 cents a day. 115 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,160 What else can give you that much pleasure for less than 95 cents a day? 116 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,880 Well, I guess my kids don't need that speech therapy. 117 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:13,740 I'll go get a check. 118 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,580 Wow, you are good. Everything I heard about you is true. Welcome aboard. 119 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:20,940 Nice voice. 120 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,639 You sing? 121 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,800 Hey, don't start that stuff with me. 122 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,300 Listen, I've heard a lot about you. 123 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,880 Really? You heard about me? Are you kidding? Everybody's talking about the 124 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,760 you've done at this store. You're the man. You're the guy to know. You're the 125 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:32,820 guy that gets things done. 126 00:08:33,419 --> 00:08:35,659 I'm sorry, I can't quite hear you. Can you yell that? 127 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:37,620 I'm serious. 128 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,799 I was told you're the guy to connect with. 129 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,900 And if I could ever do anything for you, would you say the word, Mr. Wick? 130 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,520 Oh, uh, I'm Drew Carey. 131 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:52,780 Well, hey, it's good to meet you anyway. 132 00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:54,320 And all that stuff still goes. 133 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,760 I'll see you when I see you. 134 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,160 I'll see you when I see you. 135 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,840 Oh, and who are you, my lost little chip? 136 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,840 Did you get separated from the herd? 137 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,780 of the next employee to end a sentence with a preposition. 138 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,400 Now, where did Mimi go to? 139 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,820 Be quiet. 140 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,000 Oh, boy, that could have been ugly. 141 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:35,480 Where did you guys go? 142 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:39,480 We went to Manny's Grill with Dex. I was in the coffee room. I was only gone for 143 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:40,139 two minutes. 144 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,140 How are we supposed to know? 145 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:44,120 I left a sign on my desk. I'm in the coffee room. I'll be back in two 146 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:49,060 I'm sorry, Carrie. You were abandoned by your co -workers. Now you're feeling 147 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:50,060 left out. 148 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,199 Oh, dear. 149 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,040 I feel inappropriate laughs are coming. 150 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:02,240 wants to accept me oh it wasn't everyone hey drew hey hey wasn't that a great 151 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:08,480 lunch good times huh oswald you went too you didn't miss anything at lunch drew 152 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:14,780 well the magic tricks he did magic yeah he removed the tablecloth without 153 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:19,340 disturbing the food i've seen that yeah and then he put it back 154 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:25,080 drew we missed you at lunch oh that's okay i did a little magic trick of my 155 00:10:25,260 --> 00:10:27,420 I went to the copy room for two minutes and the whole office disappeared. 156 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,260 I'm sorry, man. 157 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:31,180 Although, it looks like you had a nice lunch here. 158 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:32,960 Still got a little something right by your mouth. 159 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,280 Here, let me get it for you. 160 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:36,080 Oh, my God! 161 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,500 What do we have here? 162 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,600 And I think it may be coming out of the other end, too. 163 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:45,620 Thanks, 164 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,280 buddy. 165 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,060 Wow, that was either incredibly fun or really humiliating. 166 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:55,060 That depends on if you're us or you. 167 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:57,820 See you guys at the party tonight. 168 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,300 Okay. Yeah, all right. 169 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,479 There's a party? 170 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,740 Dex's party. Everybody got an invitation this morning. Yeah, even me and Louis 171 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:05,900 were invited. We're going to stock the party with buzz beer. 172 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,020 You did get an invitation, didn't you? 173 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,980 Is it in those little envelopes with the writing on it and the directions? 174 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,980 Yeah, yeah. It's around here somewhere. Okay. See you at the big party. Okay. 175 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:15,060 Bye. 176 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:21,960 If you're looking for your dignity, try checking your confetti hole. 177 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,720 What'd you do with my invitation to Dex's party? 178 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:34,040 What invitation? What party? 179 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,140 Uh, nothing. 180 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:46,340 Did you find yours? Yeah. Really? 181 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,580 No. You? 182 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:49,980 No. 183 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:53,440 Well, it's not like I really wanted to go anyway. 184 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,420 Hey, maybe it slipped under my computer. 185 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:01,750 It's like everybody got invited but us. 186 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,250 Why us? 187 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:38,550 coming here since junior high. How come you never named anything after me? 188 00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,490 They did. Give them the key to the Drew. 189 00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:47,490 I'm sorry, Drew. Those tables are reserved for parties of three or more. 190 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:48,490 mind sitting at the bar? 191 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:51,730 Yeah, if I can fight my way through the crowd. 192 00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:55,350 Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through. Watch your hands. Pardon me. Excuse me. 193 00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:56,390 Hi. 194 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:01,550 So I guess you didn't find your invitation, huh, pig? 195 00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:06,660 Well, let's see. It's Friday night, 9 .30. I'm stuck here talking to you. Take 196 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,660 wild guess. 197 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,140 You mad Dexton invite you? 198 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,040 No. Better things to do with my time. 199 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,280 You paying for the lady? 200 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:25,700 Oh, her. 201 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:28,680 Sure, why not? 202 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,600 Thanks for coughing up the buck. I think I'm in love. 203 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,090 say that to me again. 204 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:45,890 So, uh, I guess it's like this a lot for people like us, huh? 205 00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:47,890 People like us? 206 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:51,490 Yeah, you know, not getting invited to parties and stuff. 207 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,730 I don't know what you're talking about. 208 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,350 I'm very popular. 209 00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:58,630 Dex just didn't invite me because he was jealous. He was afraid that I would be 210 00:13:58,630 --> 00:13:59,630 the center of attention. 211 00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:01,290 Well, then why didn't he invite me? 212 00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:03,530 Well, look at you. 213 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:10,470 an outsider ever? 214 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,130 If I did, I wouldn't tell you. 215 00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:16,210 Well, if you don't tell me, I'll tell you an uncomfortable story about my teen 216 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:17,210 years. 217 00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:18,490 You're bluffing. 218 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,930 I was under my covers, and I thought my parents had left for the night. 219 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,250 All right. 220 00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:25,690 All right. 221 00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:34,130 There was a time when I wasn't so popular, but that was before I started 222 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,130 makeup. 223 00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:39,430 You do a lot of children's parties, huh? 224 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:45,130 You know, I don't see anyone else here. 225 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:48,270 Uh, sorry. 226 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:51,910 This sucks. 227 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,270 You know, this really sucks. 228 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,950 Yeah, it's bad enough when kids do it. When adults do it, it really stinks. 229 00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:00,690 Well, you know what my grandma always says? 230 00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:04,210 When people hurt you, just turn the other cheek. 231 00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:06,190 And when they think you're not looking... 232 00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:14,130 want to shake? 233 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:19,850 I'm sure there must be some way to get back at these people. 234 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:23,630 What's the best way to ruin a party? 235 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,550 My mom and dad had a big party once. 236 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:30,150 I was under my covers again, and the pastor and his wife walked in. Knock it 237 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:31,150 off. 238 00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:32,470 What are we going to do? 239 00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:34,350 I know, I know, I know, I got it. 240 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:36,230 We show up. 241 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,370 Brilliant. 242 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,530 For the party. Ooh, good one. 243 00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:56,830 This has got to be at least the fifth biggest margarita I've ever drank in my 244 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:57,830 life. 245 00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:01,650 The fifth biggest? 246 00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:07,790 Well, frat party, frat party, frat party in the super mucho grande margarita at 247 00:16:07,790 --> 00:16:08,790 La Cucaracha's. 248 00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:11,650 Which actually has its own undertow. 249 00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:22,390 Hey, did you try the Corona toilet? 250 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:24,290 Am I going to get some? 251 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:25,910 Hey, 252 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:30,650 you seen Drew? 253 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:34,110 No, he hasn't gotten here yet. What happened to your face? 254 00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:37,950 Global Parcel just changed our slogan to, if we're more than 20 minutes late 255 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:39,390 with your package, we'll fight you. 256 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,790 Men are so shallow. 257 00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,850 Why don't you come over to my place later and we'll talk about it. 258 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,200 Drinking margaritas from a waiting pool. Nothing is obvious. 259 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,860 You guys haven't noticed that since I've become a blonde, every guy here is 260 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,280 majorly hitting on me? 261 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,800 Hey, anybody know where the ice is? 262 00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:05,700 Just say off, buddy. 263 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,800 I'm not easy just because I'm blonde. 264 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:11,540 Uh, right over there where that brunette is sitting. 265 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:13,319 Whoa, he's sexy. 266 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:18,400 So, Kate, uh... Oh, right! 267 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,819 Nobody's hitting on me. 268 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,280 I believe... my hair to my skin burned and what do I get? 269 00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:26,220 Excuse me, I think a clump of your hair 270 00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:07,510 crashing your party? 271 00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:09,430 Crashing it? What are you talking about? 272 00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:10,650 You were invited. 273 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,430 Oh, yeah? Then how come I didn't get an invitation? 274 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,270 You got one. No, I didn't. 275 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,650 Check your breast pocket. 276 00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:19,070 Why'd you expect me to find it? 277 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:22,150 I put one in every pocket. I figured you had to check one. 278 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,590 It was sleight of hand when I was doing the scarf trick. 279 00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:29,850 What, did you think I was just trying to make you look like a jerk? 280 00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:31,950 Well, yeah. 281 00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:35,070 And now I got a little trick of my own. It's 282 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,790 Actually, you weren't invited. 283 00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:52,030 Why not, you big sack of stupid? 284 00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:57,190 Well, you're mean. 285 00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:00,069 Oh, yeah? 286 00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:01,070 I'll show you mean. 287 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,750 Drew, let's get to work. 288 00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:06,090 I got an invitation, and I think it's in these walls somewhere. 289 00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:08,190 Hey, hey, Mimi, Mimi. 290 00:19:08,570 --> 00:19:10,070 You know, I think you should leave. 291 00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:12,350 Oh, what? Are you going to call the cops? 292 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,630 I already did. They should be here any second. 293 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:16,569 All right. 294 00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:17,570 We're going. 295 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:18,970 Come on, Drew. 296 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:20,810 Uh... Drew? 297 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:23,570 Right with you. 298 00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,830 Hey, are those three different kinds of potato salad? 299 00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:29,090 Drew? 300 00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:31,830 Drew, join the party, man. You don't have to leave. 301 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:33,190 He's right. 302 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:34,210 You don't got to go. 303 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:35,410 I can drive myself. 304 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:37,669 Uh, yes. 305 00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:40,290 I do have to leave. And I'll tell you why. 306 00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:42,270 It's because Mimi's a fellow employee. 307 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:45,470 and I know what it's like to be left out. 308 00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:48,870 Let me tell you another thing. 309 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,210 I don't think it's right for nothing to be a part of. 310 00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:54,610 Because people are people and you have to learn to accept them for what they 311 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,589 are. 312 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:56,590 And they're people. 313 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:59,750 That's all they should be. That's all they should have to be. That's all 314 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,610 ever going to be. Come on, pal. What are you saving it for? 315 00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:04,170 I think I made my point. 316 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,070 Anybody who stays here ought to be ashamed of themselves. 317 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,910 I thought I'd see the day when Drew left a party with Mimi. 318 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,930 Oh, my God, what have I done? 319 00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:22,710 We're here. 320 00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:26,310 Thanks for ruining my gas mileage, Anvil Butt. 321 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:30,390 And thanks for leaving the party with me. 322 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:33,290 Ah, doesn't matter anyway. It wasn't right. 323 00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:38,690 Hey, look, I don't want to get sappy or anything. Get out, pig. It's not a date. 23905