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Are you sure this is the sex channel?
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Been that long, huh, buddy?
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It's just I can't make it out through
all the squiggly lines. Why don't you
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pay the ten bucks a month so we can
actually see it?
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I can't. I already get the Cartoon
Network, and I heard if you get that and
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sex channel, they put you in a special
file.
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What are they doing?
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You see, Oswald, when two people fall in
love...
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How old are these porn stars? I could
swear he's giving her oxygen.
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Wait, I think they're actually talking.
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And as the doctor cuts into the
patient's abdomen, the pancreas
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isn't the sex channel, it's the surgery
channel.
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Yeah, but if you think about it, they're
still naked.
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Well, if history has taught us anything,
it's my mom.
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Kate, my pet.
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I'm sorry I took so long.
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Did you miss me?
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No.
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say we start off with a little drink?
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Okay, okay. Why not? Since we're here
all alone.
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I knew you were fooling around with me,
woman.
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Oh, no.
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Clark, my obsessively jealous boyfriend.
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That's right, and I'm mighty angry.
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Gee, I didn't know you were living here
with someone. Maybe I should just leave.
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Maybe you ought to, because things are
going to
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He's not dangerous, he's just stupid.
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You can go. I'm fine.
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Stupid?
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Stupid?
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Somebody calls me stupid!
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Hey, what the hell's going on here?
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Uncle Billy!
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Thank God you're here!
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Clark? What are you doing here? I
thought I made it clear to you, this is
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woman. Oh my God, I got...
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She's gonna have a baby.
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You're pregnant?
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Yeah. It's my baby.
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I'm her brother.
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If you're her brother, why do you have
an accent?
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Uh...
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of Trailer Park Dinner Theater.
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Join us tomorrow when we'll present
Tennessee Williams' A Truck Stop Named
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Desire.
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the passing of a fellow employee.
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Even though she only worked here a week
before she was hit by that speeding car,
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Sally Krasinski will always be thought
of as a member of the Winford -Lauder
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family.
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Was she the one with the red hair?
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Brown. Anyway, it was a tragedy.
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Who knows why these things happen?
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I'll tell you why.
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Because there's no light at that damn
intersection out front.
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She's the fourth one this year. It's
like a freaking death tragedy.
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For, you know, what's -her -face here?
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Does anyone have anything they'd like to
say?
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Well, maybe there's something in her
file.
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Let's see, her hobbies were... Oh, this
is ironic.
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Speedwalking.
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Uh, Mr. Wick, anything you'd like to
say?
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No, not really.
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Might boost morale, sir.
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Yeah, of course.
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Well, what can we say about Sally?
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She had a good, um, heart and a lovely
spirit.
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Uh, yes, Sally Pullman will be sadly
missed.
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Sir, it was Sally Krasinski that passed
away.
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That snitty little bitch.
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I suppose she wasn't that snitty.
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Well, carry on.
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In closing, if we learned anything from
the passing of Sally, may she rest in
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peace. He said, if you drop your purse
in the middle of the street, let it go.
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Enjoy the donuts.
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Amen.
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Sorry I'm late. Good morning, Mr. Wick.
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Did I miss the memorial?
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Yeah, just
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Oh, my God, it's Malibu cake.
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It's going to be so great to start
fresh. I think my problem was as a
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I looked too dark and angry.
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Now I'm sunny, happy, easygoing.
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You know, Kate, I don't think your hair
color has any... Shut up!
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Can I have one green?
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A bit much, don't you think?
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Said the desert to the grain of sand.
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peripheral vision Krasinski's job.
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First of all, let me thank you for not
bringing that up during the ceremony.
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And secondly, and it pains me to say
this, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. Why not?
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Because we're transferring someone and
you fight, you lose away.
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Why'd they bring in somebody else? I can
sell electronics just as good as
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anybody. That's where you're wrong, my
multicolored friend.
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We are bringing in the best. That's to
the best. Dexter K. Roberts, the highest
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grossing salesman in the history of the
Winford Ladder chain.
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He had to trade five shoe salesmen and
easy Edna from accounting, but we got
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him.
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I know who Dexter is. A friend of mine
went to one of his parties. She didn't
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come home for three days, and then it
was just a shower, check her mail, and
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right back.
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I can't wait to meet this guy. I mean,
he gets connections. He goes everywhere,
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and I know we're going to hit it off. I
mean, he's a party guy.
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I'm a party guy. He likes sports. I like
sports.
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egos to all the cool places, I'd like to
know where they are.
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For once, I don't totally disagree with
your stupid, asinine opinions.
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It'd be good to have somebody breathe a
little life into this place.
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I haven't brought out my party dress in
a while.
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Is that the one with all the horns sewn
into it?
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Yes.
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You know, Dex, I don't usually laugh at
ball jokes about myself, but that was a
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good one.
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So when do you want that karaoke system
delivered?
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Gee, I don't think I can afford it right
now.
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Hey, it's less than 95 cents a day.
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What else can give you that much
pleasure for less than 95 cents a day?
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Well, I guess my kids don't need that
speech therapy.
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I'll go get a check.
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Wow, you are good. Everything I heard
about you is true. Welcome aboard.
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Nice voice.
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You sing?
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Hey, don't start that stuff with me.
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Listen, I've heard a lot about you.
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Really? You heard about me? Are you
kidding? Everybody's talking about the
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you've done at this store. You're the
man. You're the guy to know. You're the
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guy that gets things done.
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I'm sorry, I can't quite hear you. Can
you yell that?
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I'm serious.
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I was told you're the guy to connect
with.
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And if I could ever do anything for you,
would you say the word, Mr. Wick?
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Oh, uh, I'm Drew Carey.
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Well, hey, it's good to meet you anyway.
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And all that stuff still goes.
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I'll see you when I see you.
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I'll see you when I see you.
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Oh, and who are you, my lost little
chip?
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Did you get separated from the herd?
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of the next employee to end a sentence
with a preposition.
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Now, where did Mimi go to?
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Be quiet.
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Oh, boy, that could have been ugly.
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Where did you guys go?
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We went to Manny's Grill with Dex. I was
in the coffee room. I was only gone for
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two minutes.
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How are we supposed to know?
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I left a sign on my desk. I'm in the
coffee room. I'll be back in two
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I'm sorry, Carrie. You were abandoned by
your co -workers. Now you're feeling
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left out.
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Oh, dear.
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I feel inappropriate laughs are coming.
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wants to accept me oh it wasn't everyone
hey drew hey hey wasn't that a great
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lunch good times huh oswald you went too
you didn't miss anything at lunch drew
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well the magic tricks he did magic yeah
he removed the tablecloth without
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disturbing the food i've seen that yeah
and then he put it back
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drew we missed you at lunch oh that's
okay i did a little magic trick of my
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I went to the copy room for two minutes
and the whole office disappeared.
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I'm sorry, man.
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Although, it looks like you had a nice
lunch here.
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Still got a little something right by
your mouth.
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Here, let me get it for you.
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Oh, my God!
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What do we have here?
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And I think it may be coming out of the
other end, too.
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Thanks,
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buddy.
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Wow, that was either incredibly fun or
really humiliating.
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That depends on if you're us or you.
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See you guys at the party tonight.
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Okay. Yeah, all right.
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There's a party?
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Dex's party. Everybody got an invitation
this morning. Yeah, even me and Louis
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were invited. We're going to stock the
party with buzz beer.
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You did get an invitation, didn't you?
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Is it in those little envelopes with the
writing on it and the directions?
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Yeah, yeah. It's around here somewhere.
Okay. See you at the big party. Okay.
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Bye.
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If you're looking for your dignity, try
checking your confetti hole.
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What'd you do with my invitation to
Dex's party?
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What invitation? What party?
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Uh, nothing.
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Did you find yours? Yeah. Really?
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No. You?
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No.
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Well, it's not like I really wanted to
go anyway.
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Hey, maybe it slipped under my computer.
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It's like everybody got invited but us.
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Why us?
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coming here since junior high. How come
you never named anything after me?
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They did. Give them the key to the Drew.
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I'm sorry, Drew. Those tables are
reserved for parties of three or more.
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mind sitting at the bar?
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Yeah, if I can fight my way through the
crowd.
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Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through.
Watch your hands. Pardon me. Excuse me.
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Hi.
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So I guess you didn't find your
invitation, huh, pig?
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Well, let's see. It's Friday night, 9
.30. I'm stuck here talking to you. Take
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wild guess.
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You mad Dexton invite you?
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No. Better things to do with my time.
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You paying for the lady?
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Oh, her.
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Sure, why not?
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Thanks for coughing up the buck. I think
I'm in love.
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say that to me again.
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So, uh, I guess it's like this a lot for
people like us, huh?
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People like us?
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Yeah, you know, not getting invited to
parties and stuff.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I'm very popular.
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Dex just didn't invite me because he was
jealous. He was afraid that I would be
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the center of attention.
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Well, then why didn't he invite me?
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Well, look at you.
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an outsider ever?
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If I did, I wouldn't tell you.
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Well, if you don't tell me, I'll tell
you an uncomfortable story about my teen
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years.
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You're bluffing.
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I was under my covers, and I thought my
parents had left for the night.
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All right.
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All right.
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There was a time when I wasn't so
popular, but that was before I started
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makeup.
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You do a lot of children's parties, huh?
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You know, I don't see anyone else here.
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Uh, sorry.
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This sucks.
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You know, this really sucks.
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Yeah, it's bad enough when kids do it.
When adults do it, it really stinks.
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Well, you know what my grandma always
says?
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When people hurt you, just turn the
other cheek.
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And when they think you're not
looking...
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want to shake?
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I'm sure there must be some way to get
back at these people.
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What's the best way to ruin a party?
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My mom and dad had a big party once.
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I was under my covers again, and the
pastor and his wife walked in. Knock it
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off.
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What are we going to do?
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I know, I know, I know, I got it.
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We show up.
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Brilliant.
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For the party. Ooh, good one.
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This has got to be at least the fifth
biggest margarita I've ever drank in my
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life.
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The fifth biggest?
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Well, frat party, frat party, frat party
in the super mucho grande margarita at
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La Cucaracha's.
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Which actually has its own undertow.
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Hey, did you try the Corona toilet?
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Am I going to get some?
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Hey,
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you seen Drew?
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No, he hasn't gotten here yet. What
happened to your face?
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Global Parcel just changed our slogan
to, if we're more than 20 minutes late
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with your package, we'll fight you.
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Men are so shallow.
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Why don't you come over to my place
later and we'll talk about it.
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Drinking margaritas from a waiting pool.
Nothing is obvious.
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You guys haven't noticed that since I've
become a blonde, every guy here is
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majorly hitting on me?
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Hey, anybody know where the ice is?
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Just say off, buddy.
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I'm not easy just because I'm blonde.
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Uh, right over there where that brunette
is sitting.
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Whoa, he's sexy.
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So, Kate, uh... Oh, right!
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Nobody's hitting on me.
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I believe... my hair to my skin burned
and what do I get?
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Excuse me, I think a clump of your hair
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crashing your party?
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Crashing it? What are you talking about?
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You were invited.
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Oh, yeah? Then how come I didn't get an
invitation?
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You got one. No, I didn't.
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Check your breast pocket.
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Why'd you expect me to find it?
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I put one in every pocket. I figured you
had to check one.
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It was sleight of hand when I was doing
the scarf trick.
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What, did you think I was just trying to
make you look like a jerk?
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Well, yeah.
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And now I got a little trick of my own.
It's
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Actually, you weren't invited.
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Why not, you big sack of stupid?
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Well, you're mean.
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Oh, yeah?
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I'll show you mean.
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Drew, let's get to work.
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I got an invitation, and I think it's in
these walls somewhere.
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Hey, hey, Mimi, Mimi.
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You know, I think you should leave.
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Oh, what? Are you going to call the
cops?
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I already did. They should be here any
second.
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All right.
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We're going.
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Come on, Drew.
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Uh... Drew?
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Right with you.
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Hey, are those three different kinds of
potato salad?
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Drew?
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Drew, join the party, man. You don't
have to leave.
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He's right.
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You don't got to go.
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I can drive myself.
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Uh, yes.
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I do have to leave. And I'll tell you
why.
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It's because Mimi's a fellow employee.
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and I know what it's like to be left
out.
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Let me tell you another thing.
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I don't think it's right for nothing to
be a part of.
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Because people are people and you have
to learn to accept them for what they
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are.
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And they're people.
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That's all they should be. That's all
they should have to be. That's all
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ever going to be. Come on, pal. What are
you saving it for?
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I think I made my point.
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Anybody who stays here ought to be
ashamed of themselves.
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I thought I'd see the day when Drew left
a party with Mimi.
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Oh, my God, what have I done?
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We're here.
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Thanks for ruining my gas mileage, Anvil
Butt.
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And thanks for leaving the party with
me.
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Ah, doesn't matter anyway. It wasn't
right.
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Hey, look, I don't want to get sappy or
anything. Get out, pig. It's not a date.
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