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Hey, Drew. Hey.
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Take a look at this. What's that?
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It's a tattoo. Really scary skeleton
riding a motorcycle.
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What was your scare to motorcycles?
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I'm scared of tattoos, too. That's why I
drew it on.
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What'd you do that for?
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Everyone's doing it. I wanted to look,
you know, hip.
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Oh, man, you go crazy trying to keep up
with all that stuff. I mean, what is
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hip? Let me tell you something.
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We'll be right back.
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What is hip? Come and tell me if you
think you know.
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What is hip?
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You're really hip. How can a hip go?
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You and a hip trip.
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Maybe hip is a hip.
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What's hip?
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What is hip? Tell me, tell me. You think
you know.
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What is hip? You feel really hip. The
past and the years before.
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You want a hip strip.
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Maybe hip with a hip.
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What is hip?
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Oh, it's the Warsaw's first annual Latin
music night.
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I just had the biggest plate of Polish
sausage, black beans, and guacamole.
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And the fuse is lit.
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Hey, I thought it was Latin night, not
pig Latin night.
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Hi, Mimi.
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Always wondered what made the bulls run.
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Dios mio.
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Yo soy palaca, pero mi lengua es
español.
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Usted es una diosa.
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Todas las otras mujeres aquí son
aperitivos.
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Pero usted es el banquete.
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Vamos.
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Hey, after the dance, does he give you
your ear?
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Luis,
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you got the guts to show Drew some of
our new moves?
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Yeah, how's that dance class coming
along?
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Oh, it's working out great. You know, I
took the class to meet new people. How
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many people have I met, Kate? Hey, you
know, it's your fault. You're scaring
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them away.
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You don't go up to a woman and say, hey,
grab your socks, we're going to doggy
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dance.
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Hi, guys.
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That's what's coming out of the chimney.
I don't want to know what's in the
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furnace.
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Listen, I'm starved. Now that Bonnie's
here, let's go get some decent food.
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Oh, thanks, but we're just going to have
a... quick beer here and probably go
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back to Drew's place.
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You know, we always go back to my place.
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Let's just go to a real fancy
restaurant.
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You know, someplace we can get out of
our car to eat.
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she sees me dance, she'll be mine.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Yeah.
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Look, I appreciate you worrying about me
spending my money and everything, but
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I'm not broke.
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I know that.
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I'm just a low -maintenance gal.
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Give me a spork and a wet nap and I'm
happy.
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Hey, let's pick a song. It's our song.
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I mean, we've been dating two weeks. I
think it's time we get one.
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How about Everlasting Love?
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Everlasting Love?
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Gee, I don't know. It's a lot of
pressure.
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Oh, hey, how about the streak?
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There's a whole side of Ray Stevens on
us here. Oh, yeah, we're in some great
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little corner of heaven, aren't we?
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You know what? You can't just pick a
song. It's got to be music that's
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during a special moment.
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Well, you know, maybe this could be a
special moment.
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I was thinking maybe we could just, you
know, see each other.
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You mean not date anybody else?
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Yeah. I promise I won't get rejected by
any other women while I'm seeing you.
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This is a big step, Drew.
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Yeah, but the last two weeks have been
so great. You know, whenever you're not
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around, I see your face. It just makes
me smile.
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Hey, this damn machine ain't my quarter.
Open up, you piece of crap.
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See? Now I'll never be able to hear that
without thinking about you.
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After you're done with the beer, you
just hang it on the tree. That's a great
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idea. I know.
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I can just picture Christmas morning,
the kids running downstairs, their eyes
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all aglow.
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Oh, look how beautiful the tree looks
with all those bottles. And look what's
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under the tree. It's Daddy.
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Hey, guys. Hey. Hey. I brought these
back from the Warsaw. The rest of them
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out in the yard. Great.
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Check this out.
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Oh, yeah. Oswald, Wonder Woman called.
She wants her belt back.
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Actually, I won the first Global Parcel
intramural boxing title. Hey!
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Wait a second. Since when do delivery
guys box?
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Well, we got a lot of ex -poster workers
down at Global.
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There's been a lot of tension, so they
started the Gloves Not Guns program.
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Hey, who'd you fight for the
championship?
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Joe Special Delivery Lupo.
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Careful, do not bend Oswald.
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Joe's going to be here any minute. He's
such a good loser, he's taking me out to
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a victory dinner.
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If he's a really good sport, he'd take
out your manager, too.
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Who's my manager? Me.
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So,
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Drew, what did you and Bonnie end up
doing last night?
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Oh, we had fast food again, and I went
back to my place.
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Now even the drive -thru guys are
starting to recognize us. You know how
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embarrassing it is when a 14 -year -old
kid in a paper hat calls you a cheap
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bastard?
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Well, if she's going to make that big a
deal about it, surprise me. or don't
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give her a chance to say no. Hey, how
about you make her a special dinner? I
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know a meatloaf you can make with two
Big Macs and a bottle of ketchup.
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Yeah, if you mow the lawn, you could
have a nice salad with that.
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Hey, you know, dinner's a great idea. I
could go all out. The most expensive
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food, romantic music, tuxedo, a can of
wine.
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Yeah.
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Hey, you know, I can get you a specimen
cart from Drug Co. to keep the food
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warm. Yeah, you can heat six dishes and
restrain a monkey if you have to.
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Hey, Oswald. Hey, Joe, everybody. This
is Joe Lupo. Hey.
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Hey. Watch out. Come on. Come on. Hey.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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You ready to go, champ?
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I got reservations at Sammy's, and then
afterwards we're seeing Space Jam. Wow,
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cool. All right. Oh, then I guess we're
not seeing that together.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Lewis.
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I'll tell you what. I'll see it again
with you, buddy. How about that?
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Okay. You're right.
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Very clingy. Yeah.
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Okay.
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You guys doing anything?
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No, why?
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Could you take me to the hospital?
Because I'm waving at you right now and
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just ain't happening.
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special night and it's my what's this
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this is my husband
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steve my husband and this is this is the
caterer the caterer yes
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he's come to serve us dinner surprise
yeah surprise here's another surprise
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caterer drinks
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Much of his own cooking, huh?
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Yeah.
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How about some champagne?
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Oh, look.
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Somebody made me a note in the shape of
a heart.
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I'll read that for you. It's all part of
the service. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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It says here, Roses are red, and here's
tonight's feature.
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Please be my schoolgirl, and I'll be
your...
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Shoes teach.
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I don't know how this exclusive dating
thing works with you, but it usually
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means no husbands.
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Drew, I tried to tell you, but I never
got on the right time.
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Oh, really?
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Well, here's a little guy.
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Nice to meet you, right time.
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Would you like to go back to my place,
right?
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Actually, we've been dating for weeks.
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Actually, you're all set up, so I'm
just... Hey, wait a minute. How much do
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have to pay you to get you to stay and,
uh... make breakfast?
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I'll tell you what. I'll turn on the
gas, but I won't guarantee I'll cook
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anything.
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Honey, I can set it up. Let him go.
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All right. Thanks, pal.
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Oh, and, uh... Here's the ten I promised
you.
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What?
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Look, Jeff, a special dessert.
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It's another little glass dish marked
Test Group A.
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Hey,
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Jerry, you ready for lunch?
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No, I haven't eaten all day.
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Bonnie's married.
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She met someone last night?
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No, she's been married this whole time.
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I can't believe I was actually starting
to fall for her.
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I don't believe it. She's married and
she never told you?
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That's a sin.
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One of the bad ones.
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All this time, I've been the other man.
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You're the other man?
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Who's she married to? The elephant man?
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Hey, guys.
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What's going on?
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Drew's dating a married woman.
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Bonnie married?
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Wow. Drew, you big dope. There must have
been some clues.
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Yeah. He knows that I'm low on cash, so
he takes me out to dinner. He takes me
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to the movies.
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He buys me nice things.
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But don't get off the subject. We're
talking about how oblivious Drew is.
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Are we all agreed
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on this?
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You're dating him.
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What?
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Oswald, he's dressing you. You're dating
him.
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shirt cost well it was pretty expensive
but joe said oh my god i'm dating a guy
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oh my god we're
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supposed to go camping this weekend i'm
guessing special delivery
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joe is a package for you
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Why not?
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Because I'm not gay.
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What are you talking about? We've been
going out for a week.
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You've been going out. I've just been
getting gifts.
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I don't believe this. You sent me all
those signals.
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No, I never sent you any signals.
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You asked me out to coffee. You wrote me
notes.
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You were chatty.
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I love to gossip over coffee. I got it
from my mom, okay?
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I think I'll let you win that boxing
match.
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What?
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Oh, come on, Oswald. You're slow as an
ox.
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I threw the fight.
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Why?
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I just couldn't hit that pretty face.
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Aw.
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Hey!
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Well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to lead
you on.
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That's a misunderstanding.
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So we're still friends?
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Are we still going camping? No!
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Listen, I know this is kind of a heavy
question, but I didn't have anyone else
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to call.
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Is it still adultery if one of the
people doesn't know?
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Uh -huh.
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In the eyes of God.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, man, thanks. I feel so much better.
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So, hey, let's make that a large
pepperoni and some of that cheesy bread.
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time i was just about to take the wife
and kids out for a picnic i feel
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about this well you should because
according to antonio's pizzeria you're
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to hell look my marriage was a mess and
you and i were having such a good time i
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can't date a married woman and don't try
to rationalize it because according to
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chicken on the run there's no shades of
gray when it comes to morality
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Your dinner kind of opened things up so
that we could talk.
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Well, good.
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My little plan worked.
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See, I was going to find a beautiful
woman, date her for a couple weeks, and
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then convince her to get back with her
husband. You know why?
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Because I'm schmucked.
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Just eating and drinking.
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That's what I thought.
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Yep. Yep.
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I just broke up with Bonnie.
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Man, I hate breakups.
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Me too.
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Joe and I just... Ah, you know.
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How'd he take it?
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It was hard on him.
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You know, for a while there, I was on a
roll.
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I was dating Lisa, and I was dating
Bonnie.
245
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I was on a roll too.
246
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Apparently, I was dating three guys at
work.
247
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or meet some new women.
248
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Between the two of us, I'll bet by
closing time we can have ten numbers and
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bet you one of them is going to be real.
Oh, right.
250
00:20:04,941 --> 00:20:07,949
Hey, I heard of a new bar over in
Lakewood. Yeah?
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Yeah, it's supposed to be really great,
but you've got to dress like a cowboy.
252
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Hey, listen, I'm waiting for a pizza.
Why don't you just go down there and
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meet you there. Okay.
254
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He's got to figure this one out for
himself.
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