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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,949 --> 00:00:13,130 Boy, skull mugs, scary signs. 2 00:00:13,490 --> 00:00:17,010 Hey, how come we didn't do a Halloween promotion for Buzz Beer? Halloween's a 3 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:18,030 crazy pagan holiday. 4 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:23,030 No beer's classier than that. Remember our slogan, a beer that throws up 5 00:00:24,510 --> 00:00:25,950 Yeah, but we still need a promotion. 6 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:27,570 Hey, I got it. 7 00:00:27,970 --> 00:00:30,470 We put something spooky in every bottle. 8 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:31,760 We already do that. 9 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,180 Hey, how about Lewis and I dress up in costumes when we deliver the beer? No, 10 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:37,700 costumes. It's too professional. 11 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:40,480 It's like you're going to the bank every Halloween and having to show two forms 12 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:41,480 of ID to the Riddler. 13 00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:46,540 Drew, you've got to get into the spirit of it, you know? Hey, you know, Drug Co. 14 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:50,380 said we could wear costumes to work this year. I'm thinking of going as a 15 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:53,920 burglar. You're the night janitor. The only other guy there is an armed 16 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:54,920 guard. 17 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,740 Why don't you gain some weight and go as a mop? 18 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,220 Why don't you lose some weight and go as Earth? 19 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:07,760 I'm not fat. 20 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,020 Then I'm not skinny. 21 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,320 Okay. 22 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:13,740 All right. 23 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,580 Can I have some more chili cheese fries? You want some? No, that cracker filled 24 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:18,580 me up. 25 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:20,780 Hi, guys. Hey. 26 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,160 Did you notice the way I just walked in here? 27 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:26,480 I thought we weren't supposed to watch you walk anymore after our little talk. 28 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:29,490 still stands. 29 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:33,570 What I meant was, I'm over this, I need a man to fill complete thing. 30 00:01:33,830 --> 00:01:37,830 For the first time, I walked into the Warsaw without scoping the room. 31 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:39,170 That's good news. 32 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:42,170 Kate, I'm really happy for you, but you didn't scope the room because it's 33 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,030 always the same people in here. We know everybody. 34 00:01:44,350 --> 00:01:48,590 Look, turn me down, turn me down, turn me down, turn me down, turn me down. 35 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:50,570 Gay, turn me down. 36 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:52,908 Oh, wait a minute. 37 00:01:52,910 --> 00:01:53,910 Gay, gay. 38 00:01:57,870 --> 00:02:01,270 all gay just because they wouldn't go out with you yes they are they wouldn't 39 00:02:01,270 --> 00:02:08,229 out with us either you know that 40 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:12,150 is a point we're not meeting anybody new here maybe it's time we ought to try a 41 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:17,430 new bar but why bother i mean i enjoy talking to you guys way more than some 42 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:23,270 handsome stranger who just sat down over there in the corner hello new blood 43 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,020 I don't look unattainable, do I? No, you look easy. 44 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,240 Thanks. 45 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:31,880 Excuse me, kitty. 46 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,540 Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. 47 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,840 Oh, oops. Sorry again. 48 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:41,500 Hey, you all right? 49 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,700 I'm fine, thank you. I was just a little embarrassed. 50 00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:50,120 Hi, I'm Kate, and these are my strictly platonic friends who might never date. 51 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,860 Drew, Oswald, and Lewis. 52 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:53,480 You can just call us the eunuchs. 53 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:55,920 Well, eunuchs. 54 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,680 I should do real well at this bar. 55 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,660 Listen, can I buy you guys a beer? 56 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,420 Hey, we like this guy. Come on. 57 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:06,180 Gee, 58 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:11,080 I bet there's a story behind that shirt, the devil. 59 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:14,180 Yeah, does your dry cleaner mix up your laundry, too? Somebody's swimming here 60 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:15,360 in the Holy Spirit's boxer shorts. 61 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,500 Actually, my buddy's made this for me. It's just a nickname. 62 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,400 Huh. Devil, huh? 63 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,560 So how do you get a nickname like that? 64 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:25,400 Oh, just... 65 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:29,380 So what can I get you guys? 66 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,540 Look at us. What can't you get us? 67 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,480 How about one round of beer? I'm out of work. Things are a little tight right 68 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:36,459 now. 69 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:38,500 This waiter's going to take forever. Let me get those beers. 70 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:41,380 He seems nice enough. 71 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,680 For the devil. 72 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:44,880 It's just a nickname. 73 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,660 Yeah, nicknames don't mean anything. I remember Drew had lots of them. Turf 74 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:51,780 Shut up. Four Eyes. Shut up. Lord of the Fries. Shut up. 75 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,180 Fat Masterson. Shut up. 76 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,480 Louis had nicknames, too. Oh, yeah? Yeah. 77 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:03,620 Loser with Turf Top. Shut up. Loser with Lord of the Fries. Shut up. Loser with 78 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:04,720 Fat Masters. Shut up. 79 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,280 But they call me. 80 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:08,760 Shut up, Oswald. 81 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,500 Oh, yeah. 82 00:04:12,540 --> 00:04:13,540 Good times. 83 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:30,260 So don't lose your soul and moon over Parma tonight. 84 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:41,740 Drew, stop! 85 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:43,880 There's something wrong with that coffee! Oh my God, what? 86 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:46,020 It was the last cup and you had it. 87 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:51,040 Hate you in the morning, hate you in the evening, hate you at suppertime. 88 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:55,540 Oh, how I hate you, hate you all the time. Here's a message! 89 00:04:57,550 --> 00:05:00,710 to sing to me unless you want a fistful of trouble, jerkwad. 90 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,690 Jeez, you kissed the boss's butt with that mouth? 91 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:11,090 What? Mr. Rick wants us to wear costumes to work on Halloween? No way, it's the 92 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:12,550 most idiotic thing I've ever heard in my life. 93 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:16,610 And then I said, maybe we should think about this. It has some merit. 94 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:18,930 Very sound thinking. 95 00:05:19,190 --> 00:05:22,830 And then I said, Carrie's a complete horse's ass, and we all had a jolly good 96 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:23,830 laugh. Ha ha ha ha! 97 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:30,870 If I may speak to thee, my lordship, I don't think there's anything wrong with 98 00:05:30,870 --> 00:05:34,810 it. In fact, I think it encourages employee camaraderie and goodwill 99 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:37,230 customers. So a tiny between two buses. 100 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:41,110 Bite me, bloato. 101 00:05:42,730 --> 00:05:43,730 Stop it, you two. 102 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:50,610 Anyway, clown face is right, bloato. Now, which have you seen less of, Prince 103 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:51,610 Albert? 104 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:59,040 Uh, sir, I'm just afraid that management will lose a certain amount of respect 105 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,040 in costumes. 106 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,200 Really? 107 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,080 Do you respect me any less now, Kenny? 108 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:05,679 No, sir. 109 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:09,180 Well, do you respect me any less now, Kenny? 110 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:14,800 That wouldn't be possible, sir. Well, 111 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,660 back to work, you two. Get on, Burbeck. 112 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:26,640 Jack, what's up? 113 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,740 It's not due for a break for another half hour. Yeah, I know. I'm here to see 114 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:32,140 you. Oh, this is all so sudden. It's all right. 115 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,840 No luck finding a job, huh, buddy? 116 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,860 Nothing. I'm beginning to wonder if it's me. 117 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:39,140 Hey, you'll lose that attitude right now, mister. 118 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,520 You got anything open? 119 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,560 Maybe. At least what we can do is get you on file. 120 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,640 Can I have your full name? 121 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,040 You going to check this out? 122 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:47,780 Well, I am now. 123 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:51,460 Okay. 124 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,200 It's the devil. 125 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,520 T -H -E. 126 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:55,900 Wait a second. 127 00:06:56,940 --> 00:06:58,820 Could you slow down? My pen's out of blood. 128 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,560 See? With a sense of humor like that, you're bound to get something sooner or 129 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,500 later. Okay, full name, real one this time. 130 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,040 That is my real name. 131 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,500 I am the devil. 132 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,420 Oh, look, come on. Let's see your driver's license. 133 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,240 The devil. 134 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,280 Jersey, huh? 135 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:27,710 and take a better picture. Where's your horns? 136 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,290 You know, you have one bad hair day in the 13th century, all of a sudden you've 137 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:32,290 got horns. 138 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:38,970 What were your last jobs? 139 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:41,510 Well, I've had my hand in this and that. 140 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,730 Used car sales. 141 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:45,790 The DMV. 142 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,800 fits the darkness right now, but I'm sure to keep my eyes open. 143 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,860 Cool. Listen, I have to show the unemployment office that I'm out 144 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,140 you mind, um, signing this piece of paper? 145 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,300 Oh, the devil wants me to sign something. That always turns out good. 146 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:22,720 And that, my friends, is why I always end by saying, boys, 147 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:25,720 what's the name of the game? 148 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,900 Drew's a big jackass? 149 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,679 Is nine ball. 150 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,320 Oh, man. 151 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:37,539 See, Oswald? 152 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:39,080 Nobody beats saturated fats. 153 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:42,799 You want to play another game? 154 00:08:43,059 --> 00:08:44,059 Kate's not here yet. 155 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:46,100 Geez, I hope she didn't go with that Jack guy. 156 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,580 Does he have a van? 157 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,620 I bet the devil has a really cool van. 158 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:54,380 He's not the devil, Oswald. He's just some wacko who thinks he's the devil. 159 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:56,940 Kate, where have you been? 160 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:00,960 Guys, you would not believe the day I've had. Suddenly, I am the luckiest woman 161 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,390 alive. Uh -oh. I'm buying Jack lunch, right? 162 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:05,750 They forget to give us a receipt? I get it free. 163 00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:07,530 The devil, you say. 164 00:09:10,910 --> 00:09:13,750 Ben, you know how bad I wanted the apartment upstairs? 165 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:15,870 The newlyweds are getting a divorce. 166 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,470 They've been married a week. How lucky is that? 167 00:09:20,670 --> 00:09:21,990 Kate, I think you better sit down. 168 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:23,430 What's up? Are you okay? 169 00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:27,050 Yeah, we know Jack came by my cubicle today. 170 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,420 Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said you'd help, but he is such a sweet guy. 171 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,600 Yeah, well, he's got a couple of quirks. 172 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:37,220 Such as? 173 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,360 He thinks he's the devil. 174 00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:41,260 He can be. 175 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,200 No, he's serious. I checked it out. 176 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:47,020 Today I pulled a TRW report on the devil. 177 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,320 What did it say? 178 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:53,380 Oh, not much. He's got five credit cards. He pays them all off every month. 179 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:55,120 He's evil, I tell you. Evil! 180 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,300 Come on, do not... Knock it off. He's just kidding around with you. 181 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,680 No, he's not. This guy's even got his devil name on a check -cashing card at 182 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:03,399 pick -and -pay. 183 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,920 Good morning, Mr. Devil. Paper? 184 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,560 Plastic? Human skin? 185 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:12,300 Okay, so he's got a dark sense of humor. We all do. 186 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:15,860 Oswald, remember your little joke when you worked at the Oregon Bank? 187 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,780 Hey, you want some onions with that liver? 188 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,780 I didn't even make the lunch hour on that job. 189 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,000 Look, I'm serious, Kate. This guy's nuts. 190 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,920 Look, at least talk to him tomorrow, because if you don't... 191 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:27,869 I will. 192 00:10:27,870 --> 00:10:30,630 Yeah, you know, you've got to take this stuff serious. I mean, we had a guy at 193 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,830 Drug Co. who said he was the president of the company. 194 00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:34,270 Let me just give you a little tip. 195 00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:36,810 Corporate presidents don't spank you and then drive off on a moped. 196 00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:46,270 Happy Halloween, Drew. 197 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:48,410 Oh, that's scary. 198 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:11,670 Beyond scary, that's just upsetting. 199 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:13,390 Bite me, dough girl. 200 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,310 Bloody good, Carrie. 201 00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:22,810 See, now you've joined in and had a bit of fun, everyone won't think you're such 202 00:11:22,810 --> 00:11:25,250 a tight -ass, stick -in -the -mud buffoon, will they? 203 00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:27,930 I didn't know they did, sir. 204 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:30,250 Why would they, eh? Delightful people carry on. 205 00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:35,670 Hey, Kate. 206 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:36,690 Great costume. 207 00:11:36,850 --> 00:11:37,850 Thanks. 208 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:41,750 clothes to work, huh, Drew? 209 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:44,130 Bite me, bug boy. 210 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:48,130 I finished that security check on the devil, Drew. 211 00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:49,610 The devil's clean. 212 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:51,710 So who do you want me to look up next, Drew? 213 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:53,150 The boogeyman? 214 00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:55,870 Hey, look, it's three guys dressed like Dilbert. 215 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,090 Hey, Jack. 216 00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:01,470 Kate, you look hot. 217 00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:03,150 Hey, Mimi. 218 00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:04,570 Ready to go to lunch? 219 00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:06,450 Uh, wait a second, Kate. 220 00:12:07,610 --> 00:12:09,490 Don't you have something you need to talk to Jack about? 221 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,880 I can't believe you're making me do this. 222 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:15,000 Jack, would you tell Drew that you're yanking his chain? 223 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:18,120 He really thinks you believe you're the devil. Oh, man. 224 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,180 This always happens. 225 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:21,680 Because of the nickname, right? 226 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,260 Yeah, and because I am Satan. Let's go to lunch. 227 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:30,480 What? Look, I know it takes some getting used to, and I'm sorry I lied, but it's 228 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,260 no big deal. No big deal? I really liked you. 229 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,800 You were the sweetest, most gentle guy I've met in a long time. Now I can't 230 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:37,800 you because you're in that job. 231 00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:40,390 Sorry, it doesn't work that way. We have a deal. 232 00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,190 A deal? When? What kind of deal? 233 00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:45,450 Remember the other day at lunch? You said you'd sell your soul for a 234 00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:46,690 That was just an expression. 235 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:50,810 I want a milkshake. I want to be president. I want a spot between 236 00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:52,270 ER. It's all the same thing. 237 00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:56,070 It's a contract. You're stuck with me. So what if I don't go along with our 238 00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:57,070 little deal? 239 00:12:57,170 --> 00:13:00,130 What are you going to do? Follow me around and do creepy things? 240 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,150 The devil does not follow. 241 00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:06,870 I am so far ahead of you. Wherever you go, I'll already be there. It's going to 242 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,730 look... Like you're following me. 243 00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:10,070 Ah, great. 244 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,850 You're just another jerk. See? 245 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,570 Wow, that was pretty weird. 246 00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:15,230 Stop it. Stop it! 247 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,110 This is ridiculous. 248 00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:21,150 We're acting like he is the devil. Listen, I've dealt with guys like this 249 00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,410 before. If you don't humor him, we're never going to get rid of him. And he 250 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:24,930 hasn't done anything we can go to the cops about. 251 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:27,609 Okay, mister. 252 00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:28,610 I'll play along. 253 00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:33,690 In your little devil world, what does it take to get someone out of bondage? 254 00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:35,970 You can exchange them for another soul. 255 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,200 All right, take hers. 256 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,560 Oh, man, it's bad enough down there as it is. 257 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,900 I read somewhere where you're a betting man. 258 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:51,560 Why don't you and I play a little game of nine ball for Kate's soul? 259 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,500 Ah, now that's interesting. 260 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:56,840 If I lose, I give up Kate's soul. What if I win? 261 00:13:57,180 --> 00:14:01,500 Oh, if you win, you can keep me in middle management for the rest of my 262 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,860 I've got news for you. No! 263 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:13,550 If I lose, you can have Kate's soul, my soul, and I'll even throw in the soul of 264 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:14,550 that temp we just hired. 265 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:18,929 It's a deal. 266 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:23,570 I'll see you tonight. Soon, all your worldly desires will be fulfilled. 267 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:26,730 Damn, I forgot to validate. 268 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:32,910 Drew, here's the files that... You wish. 269 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,229 Don't you, pal. 270 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,490 You are going down. 271 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,610 Down. Oh, wait a minute. Up. You're going up. 272 00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:54,890 Are you sure this is a good idea? Shouldn't we just beat the crap out of 273 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:55,890 run? 274 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,490 We tried that before in third grade with little Timmy Hawkins, remember? 275 00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:02,490 Next thing you know, the devil's mom is calling my mom. I have to mow their lawn 276 00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:04,550 for a month. None of the other kids in hell are allowed to play with me. 277 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,670 You better win, because if you don't, I'm never going to get this guy out of 278 00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:11,770 life. Don't worry, Kate. Nobody beats Drew on his own table. Is there anything 279 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:12,569 we can do? 280 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:14,910 Hey, get that garlic out of here. He's not a vampire, Oswald. 281 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:19,150 Oh, and I suppose the devil's above that sort of thing. 282 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:22,990 Okay, let's go. Jack, you break. 283 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,150 Make it a good one, because you're going to need it. 284 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:26,350 Yeah. 285 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:32,290 The devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a 286 00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:34,770 bind. He was way behind. He was willing to make a deal. 287 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:38,310 When he came across this young man sauntering on a fiddle and playing it 288 00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:41,590 and the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said, Boy, let me tell you 289 00:15:43,270 --> 00:15:44,270 Okay, 290 00:15:45,650 --> 00:15:46,650 double or nothing. 291 00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:49,770 I'm sure I can find a couple more souls. 292 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:55,150 Wow, you're going to sell out your friends. 293 00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,610 It's fun, isn't it? 294 00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:58,590 So, can I break again? 295 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,070 Hey, go ahead. 296 00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,190 Thanks. 297 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:03,290 Hey, look, there's God. 298 00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:12,500 Stand back and I'll show you how mere mortal cleans the devil's... Fuck. Yeah, 299 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,180 buddy. 300 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,040 Size it up. 301 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,980 Look at that. 302 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,200 You're up. 303 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,760 Hang on, I got an idea, okay? 304 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:33,540 Say, Jack, did you know that a person pure of heart can steal the devil's 305 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,100 Got your soul. 306 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:42,450 Thumb, moron. 307 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:48,050 The devil is no inner child. It's sad, really. 308 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:56,730 Uh -oh, here we go. I'm going to lose my soul. 309 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,250 Your soul? How about that poor guy at work when ready time tells him his next 310 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,430 assignment is a turtle damnation? 311 00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:09,450 Well, I guess it's up to me to outwit the devil himself. 312 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:13,260 I'm not touching the devil. I'm not touching the devil. I'm not touching the 313 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:17,579 devil. I'm not touching the devil. The last guy who did that has to wipe a 314 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,579 mouth for eternity. 315 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Get your shot. 316 00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:24,020 Okay, Kate, we'll do it your way. Lewis, hold him. I'm going to sit on the 317 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,859 devil's head and see how he likes wearing a butt helmet. 318 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,660 This is so stupid. 319 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,540 Jack, what are you trying to prove here? You want to be the devil? 320 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:39,440 You're the devil. You can be good King Wenceslaus for all I care. I just want 321 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,440 you to leave me alone. 322 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:41,700 Nope. We have a contract. 323 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,900 Well, a real man wouldn't need a contract. 324 00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,180 Excuse me? 325 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,960 What, are you afraid you're not man enough for me without being the devil? 326 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,440 That's ridiculous. 327 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,840 The only way you can get a woman is to steal her soul. 328 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,120 I never thought of it like that. 329 00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:19,100 Kate, if I hadn't been the devil, just Jack, the ordinary guy 330 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:22,580 you met by accident in a bar, would you have kept going out with me? 331 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,820 Well, sure, if you were really that guy. 332 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,040 Kate. 333 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,720 Yeah? 334 00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:32,890 Who do you think invented the sensitive guy routine? 335 00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:38,590 Kiss me, I'm hurting. All right, that's it. 336 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:42,650 Oswald, hold my coat. Kate's soul in the corner pocket. The devil's about to 337 00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:43,710 take a virgin bride. 338 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,690 You got my coat. What'd you say? 339 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:49,510 Corner pocket in the virgin Kate is mine. 340 00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:55,790 Did Kate tell you she was a virgin? 341 00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:57,810 Yeah. 342 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:15,700 Was I drinking? 343 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,140 Because sometimes I'm a virgin when I'm drunk. 344 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,160 Okay, all right. 345 00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,920 Wait a minute. There's some leeway here. 346 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:29,000 Have you ever... Just a little bit. 347 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,680 Forget it! 348 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,020 I cannot believe you guys. 349 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,340 I met a nicer class of people in Gomorrah. 350 00:19:58,889 --> 00:19:59,889 Coming. Ooh, 351 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,170 scary costumes. 352 00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:07,550 Oh, let's see what we got here. 353 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:11,570 Oh, chocolate bars. You know, these are bad for your teeth. I'll take these and 354 00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:16,150 I'll give you this can of tuna and this exercise video. 355 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,870 You're welcome. Happy Halloween. 356 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:32,850 Or what? 26548

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