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Boy, skull mugs, scary signs.
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Hey, how come we didn't do a Halloween
promotion for Buzz Beer? Halloween's a
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crazy pagan holiday.
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No beer's classier than that. Remember
our slogan, a beer that throws up
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Yeah, but we still need a promotion.
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Hey, I got it.
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We put something spooky in every bottle.
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We already do that.
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Hey, how about Lewis and I dress up in
costumes when we deliver the beer? No,
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costumes. It's too professional.
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It's like you're going to the bank every
Halloween and having to show two forms
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of ID to the Riddler.
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Drew, you've got to get into the spirit
of it, you know? Hey, you know, Drug Co.
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said we could wear costumes to work this
year. I'm thinking of going as a
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burglar. You're the night janitor. The
only other guy there is an armed
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guard.
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Why don't you gain some weight and go as
a mop?
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Why don't you lose some weight and go as
Earth?
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I'm not fat.
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Then I'm not skinny.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Can I have some more chili cheese fries?
You want some? No, that cracker filled
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me up.
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Hi, guys. Hey.
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Did you notice the way I just walked in
here?
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I thought we weren't supposed to watch
you walk anymore after our little talk.
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still stands.
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What I meant was, I'm over this, I need
a man to fill complete thing.
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For the first time, I walked into the
Warsaw without scoping the room.
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That's good news.
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Kate, I'm really happy for you, but you
didn't scope the room because it's
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always the same people in here. We know
everybody.
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Look, turn me down, turn me down, turn
me down, turn me down, turn me down.
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Gay, turn me down.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Gay, gay.
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all gay just because they wouldn't go
out with you yes they are they wouldn't
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out with us either you know that
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is a point we're not meeting anybody new
here maybe it's time we ought to try a
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new bar but why bother i mean i enjoy
talking to you guys way more than some
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handsome stranger who just sat down over
there in the corner hello new blood
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I don't look unattainable, do I? No, you
look easy.
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Thanks.
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Excuse me, kitty.
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Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
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Oh, oops. Sorry again.
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Hey, you all right?
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I'm fine, thank you. I was just a little
embarrassed.
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Hi, I'm Kate, and these are my strictly
platonic friends who might never date.
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Drew, Oswald, and Lewis.
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You can just call us the eunuchs.
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Well, eunuchs.
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I should do real well at this bar.
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Listen, can I buy you guys a beer?
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Hey, we like this guy. Come on.
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Gee,
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I bet there's a story behind that shirt,
the devil.
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Yeah, does your dry cleaner mix up your
laundry, too? Somebody's swimming here
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in the Holy Spirit's boxer shorts.
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Actually, my buddy's made this for me.
It's just a nickname.
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Huh. Devil, huh?
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So how do you get a nickname like that?
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Oh, just...
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So what can I get you guys?
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Look at us. What can't you get us?
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How about one round of beer? I'm out of
work. Things are a little tight right
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now.
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This waiter's going to take forever. Let
me get those beers.
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He seems nice enough.
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For the devil.
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It's just a nickname.
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Yeah, nicknames don't mean anything. I
remember Drew had lots of them. Turf
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Shut up. Four Eyes. Shut up. Lord of the
Fries. Shut up.
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Fat Masterson. Shut up.
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Louis had nicknames, too. Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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Loser with Turf Top. Shut up. Loser with
Lord of the Fries. Shut up. Loser with
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Fat Masters. Shut up.
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But they call me.
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Shut up, Oswald.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good times.
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So don't lose your soul and moon over
Parma tonight.
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Drew, stop!
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There's something wrong with that
coffee! Oh my God, what?
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It was the last cup and you had it.
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Hate you in the morning, hate you in the
evening, hate you at suppertime.
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Oh, how I hate you, hate you all the
time. Here's a message!
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to sing to me unless you want a fistful
of trouble, jerkwad.
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Jeez, you kissed the boss's butt with
that mouth?
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What? Mr. Rick wants us to wear costumes
to work on Halloween? No way, it's the
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most idiotic thing I've ever heard in my
life.
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And then I said, maybe we should think
about this. It has some merit.
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Very sound thinking.
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And then I said, Carrie's a complete
horse's ass, and we all had a jolly good
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laugh. Ha ha ha ha!
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If I may speak to thee, my lordship, I
don't think there's anything wrong with
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it. In fact, I think it encourages
employee camaraderie and goodwill
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customers. So a tiny between two buses.
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Bite me, bloato.
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Stop it, you two.
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Anyway, clown face is right, bloato.
Now, which have you seen less of, Prince
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Albert?
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Uh, sir, I'm just afraid that management
will lose a certain amount of respect
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in costumes.
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Really?
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Do you respect me any less now, Kenny?
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No, sir.
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Well, do you respect me any less now,
Kenny?
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That wouldn't be possible, sir. Well,
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back to work, you two. Get on, Burbeck.
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Jack, what's up?
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It's not due for a break for another
half hour. Yeah, I know. I'm here to see
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you. Oh, this is all so sudden. It's all
right.
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No luck finding a job, huh, buddy?
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Nothing. I'm beginning to wonder if it's
me.
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Hey, you'll lose that attitude right
now, mister.
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You got anything open?
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Maybe. At least what we can do is get
you on file.
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Can I have your full name?
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You going to check this out?
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Well, I am now.
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Okay.
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It's the devil.
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T -H -E.
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Wait a second.
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Could you slow down? My pen's out of
blood.
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See? With a sense of humor like that,
you're bound to get something sooner or
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later. Okay, full name, real one this
time.
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That is my real name.
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I am the devil.
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Oh, look, come on. Let's see your
driver's license.
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The devil.
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Jersey, huh?
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and take a better picture. Where's your
horns?
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You know, you have one bad hair day in
the 13th century, all of a sudden you've
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got horns.
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What were your last jobs?
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Well, I've had my hand in this and that.
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Used car sales.
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The DMV.
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fits the darkness right now, but I'm
sure to keep my eyes open.
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Cool. Listen, I have to show the
unemployment office that I'm out
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you mind, um, signing this piece of
paper?
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Oh, the devil wants me to sign
something. That always turns out good.
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And that, my friends, is why I always
end by saying, boys,
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what's the name of the game?
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Drew's a big jackass?
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Is nine ball.
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Oh, man.
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See, Oswald?
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Nobody beats saturated fats.
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You want to play another game?
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Kate's not here yet.
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Geez, I hope she didn't go with that
Jack guy.
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Does he have a van?
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I bet the devil has a really cool van.
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He's not the devil, Oswald. He's just
some wacko who thinks he's the devil.
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Kate, where have you been?
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Guys, you would not believe the day I've
had. Suddenly, I am the luckiest woman
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alive. Uh -oh. I'm buying Jack lunch,
right?
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They forget to give us a receipt? I get
it free.
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The devil, you say.
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Ben, you know how bad I wanted the
apartment upstairs?
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The newlyweds are getting a divorce.
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They've been married a week. How lucky
is that?
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Kate, I think you better sit down.
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What's up? Are you okay?
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Yeah, we know Jack came by my cubicle
today.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said
you'd help, but he is such a sweet guy.
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Yeah, well, he's got a couple of quirks.
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Such as?
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He thinks he's the devil.
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He can be.
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No, he's serious. I checked it out.
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Today I pulled a TRW report on the
devil.
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What did it say?
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Oh, not much. He's got five credit
cards. He pays them all off every month.
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He's evil, I tell you. Evil!
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Come on, do not... Knock it off. He's
just kidding around with you.
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No, he's not. This guy's even got his
devil name on a check -cashing card at
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pick -and -pay.
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Good morning, Mr. Devil. Paper?
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Plastic? Human skin?
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Okay, so he's got a dark sense of humor.
We all do.
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Oswald, remember your little joke when
you worked at the Oregon Bank?
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Hey, you want some onions with that
liver?
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I didn't even make the lunch hour on
that job.
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Look, I'm serious, Kate. This guy's
nuts.
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Look, at least talk to him tomorrow,
because if you don't...
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I will.
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Yeah, you know, you've got to take this
stuff serious. I mean, we had a guy at
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Drug Co. who said he was the president
of the company.
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Let me just give you a little tip.
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Corporate presidents don't spank you and
then drive off on a moped.
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Happy Halloween, Drew.
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Oh, that's scary.
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Beyond scary, that's just upsetting.
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Bite me, dough girl.
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Bloody good, Carrie.
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See, now you've joined in and had a bit
of fun, everyone won't think you're such
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a tight -ass, stick -in -the -mud
buffoon, will they?
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I didn't know they did, sir.
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Why would they, eh? Delightful people
carry on.
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Hey, Kate.
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Great costume.
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Thanks.
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clothes to work, huh, Drew?
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Bite me, bug boy.
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I finished that security check on the
devil, Drew.
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The devil's clean.
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So who do you want me to look up next,
Drew?
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The boogeyman?
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Hey, look, it's three guys dressed like
Dilbert.
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Hey, Jack.
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Kate, you look hot.
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Hey, Mimi.
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Ready to go to lunch?
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Uh, wait a second, Kate.
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Don't you have something you need to
talk to Jack about?
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I can't believe you're making me do
this.
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Jack, would you tell Drew that you're
yanking his chain?
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He really thinks you believe you're the
devil. Oh, man.
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This always happens.
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Because of the nickname, right?
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Yeah, and because I am Satan. Let's go
to lunch.
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What? Look, I know it takes some getting
used to, and I'm sorry I lied, but it's
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no big deal. No big deal? I really liked
you.
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You were the sweetest, most gentle guy
I've met in a long time. Now I can't
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you because you're in that job.
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Sorry, it doesn't work that way. We have
a deal.
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A deal? When? What kind of deal?
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Remember the other day at lunch? You
said you'd sell your soul for a
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That was just an expression.
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I want a milkshake. I want to be
president. I want a spot between
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ER. It's all the same thing.
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It's a contract. You're stuck with me.
So what if I don't go along with our
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little deal?
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What are you going to do? Follow me
around and do creepy things?
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The devil does not follow.
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I am so far ahead of you. Wherever you
go, I'll already be there. It's going to
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look... Like you're following me.
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Ah, great.
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You're just another jerk. See?
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Wow, that was pretty weird.
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Stop it. Stop it!
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This is ridiculous.
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We're acting like he is the devil.
Listen, I've dealt with guys like this
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before. If you don't humor him, we're
never going to get rid of him. And he
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hasn't done anything we can go to the
cops about.
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Okay, mister.
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I'll play along.
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In your little devil world, what does it
take to get someone out of bondage?
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You can exchange them for another soul.
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All right, take hers.
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Oh, man, it's bad enough down there as
it is.
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I read somewhere where you're a betting
man.
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Why don't you and I play a little game
of nine ball for Kate's soul?
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Ah, now that's interesting.
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If I lose, I give up Kate's soul. What
if I win?
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Oh, if you win, you can keep me in
middle management for the rest of my
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I've got news for you. No!
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If I lose, you can have Kate's soul, my
soul, and I'll even throw in the soul of
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that temp we just hired.
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It's a deal.
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I'll see you tonight. Soon, all your
worldly desires will be fulfilled.
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Damn, I forgot to validate.
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Drew, here's the files that... You wish.
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Don't you, pal.
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You are going down.
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Down. Oh, wait a minute. Up. You're
going up.
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Are you sure this is a good idea?
Shouldn't we just beat the crap out of
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run?
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We tried that before in third grade with
little Timmy Hawkins, remember?
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Next thing you know, the devil's mom is
calling my mom. I have to mow their lawn
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for a month. None of the other kids in
hell are allowed to play with me.
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You better win, because if you don't,
I'm never going to get this guy out of
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life. Don't worry, Kate. Nobody beats
Drew on his own table. Is there anything
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we can do?
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Hey, get that garlic out of here. He's
not a vampire, Oswald.
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Oh, and I suppose the devil's above that
sort of thing.
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Okay, let's go. Jack, you break.
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Make it a good one, because you're going
to need it.
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Yeah.
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The devil went down to Georgia. He was
looking for a soul to steal. He was in a
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bind. He was way behind. He was willing
to make a deal.
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When he came across this young man
sauntering on a fiddle and playing it
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and the devil jumped upon a hickory
stump and said, Boy, let me tell you
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Okay,
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double or nothing.
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I'm sure I can find a couple more souls.
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Wow, you're going to sell out your
friends.
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It's fun, isn't it?
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So, can I break again?
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Hey, go ahead.
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Thanks.
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Hey, look, there's God.
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Stand back and I'll show you how mere
mortal cleans the devil's... Fuck. Yeah,
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buddy.
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Size it up.
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Look at that.
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You're up.
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Hang on, I got an idea, okay?
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Say, Jack, did you know that a person
pure of heart can steal the devil's
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Got your soul.
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Thumb, moron.
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The devil is no inner child. It's sad,
really.
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Uh -oh, here we go. I'm going to lose my
soul.
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Your soul? How about that poor guy at
work when ready time tells him his next
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assignment is a turtle damnation?
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Well, I guess it's up to me to outwit
the devil himself.
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I'm not touching the devil. I'm not
touching the devil. I'm not touching the
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devil. I'm not touching the devil. The
last guy who did that has to wipe a
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mouth for eternity.
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Get your shot.
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Okay, Kate, we'll do it your way. Lewis,
hold him. I'm going to sit on the
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devil's head and see how he likes
wearing a butt helmet.
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This is so stupid.
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Jack, what are you trying to prove here?
You want to be the devil?
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You're the devil. You can be good King
Wenceslaus for all I care. I just want
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you to leave me alone.
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Nope. We have a contract.
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Well, a real man wouldn't need a
contract.
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Excuse me?
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What, are you afraid you're not man
enough for me without being the devil?
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That's ridiculous.
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The only way you can get a woman is to
steal her soul.
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I never thought of it like that.
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Kate, if I hadn't been the devil, just
Jack, the ordinary guy
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you met by accident in a bar, would you
have kept going out with me?
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Well, sure, if you were really that guy.
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Kate.
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Yeah?
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Who do you think invented the sensitive
guy routine?
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Kiss me, I'm hurting. All right, that's
it.
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Oswald, hold my coat. Kate's soul in the
corner pocket. The devil's about to
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take a virgin bride.
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You got my coat. What'd you say?
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Corner pocket in the virgin Kate is
mine.
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Did Kate tell you she was a virgin?
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Yeah.
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Was I drinking?
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Because sometimes I'm a virgin when I'm
drunk.
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Okay, all right.
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Wait a minute. There's some leeway here.
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Have you ever... Just a little bit.
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Forget it!
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I cannot believe you guys.
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I met a nicer class of people in
Gomorrah.
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Coming. Ooh,
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scary costumes.
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Oh, let's see what we got here.
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Oh, chocolate bars. You know, these are
bad for your teeth. I'll take these and
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I'll give you this can of tuna and this
exercise video.
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You're welcome. Happy Halloween.
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Or what?
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