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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:04,770 How long has it been? 2 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:09,680 Huh? New record. No blinking in four minutes and 17 seconds. 3 00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:16,460 You can blink now, Oswald. 4 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:17,980 No, I can't. 5 00:00:17,981 --> 00:00:20,019 Yes, you can. 6 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,680 Ah, that's it. Roost fight! 7 00:00:23,860 --> 00:00:24,910 All right, freeze! 8 00:00:28,251 --> 00:00:33,879 All right, you two, going back and playing the hair pile. 9 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:35,580 Hey, let's make another cat. Yeah. 10 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,370 Drew? 11 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:42,839 Wow. You really let it get shaggy this time. This could take me a whole five 12 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:46,339 minutes. Five? Usually it takes you 20. Yeah, well, that's because I usually 13 00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:48,899 just buzz the air with my clippers, so you won't think you're getting ripped 14 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:49,950 off. 15 00:00:49,951 --> 00:00:53,619 Charge me 20 bucks for a crew cut. I think we passed rip -off about 15 bucks 16 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:54,670 ago. Yeah. 17 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,820 So, how was your weekend? Oh, same old. 18 00:00:57,821 --> 00:01:01,839 Partied, got blitzed, and I think I may have gotten married because I didn't 19 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,480 have this ring on Friday. Wow, Super Bowl XXIII. 20 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:07,740 How was your weekend? 21 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:12,680 Oh, you know, pretty much that, and then I did some baking. Yeah. 22 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:16,250 How about that secret girlfriend at work, Lisa? 23 00:01:16,251 --> 00:01:19,799 Oh, she's mad at me because we can't do our dating out in the open. 24 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,570 Apparently going out to her means being seen in public. 25 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:24,560 You are so weird. 26 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:28,370 How do you know I'm weird? All you know about me is I have this haircut. 27 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,940 Don't you think that's weird? 28 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,600 My ex was in the Marine Corps. 29 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:33,760 I love buzz cuts. 30 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:35,750 Yeah, why's that? 31 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:37,350 Friction. 32 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,420 What do you mean? 33 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,410 You know. 34 00:01:45,411 --> 00:01:50,699 Well, you might as well give me a shave now, too, because I'm not going to get 35 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,320 up for another couple of minutes. 36 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,400 Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight. 37 00:01:58,380 --> 00:02:01,660 Guide her to Cleveland, underneath your silvery light. 38 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:08,560 We're going bowling, so don't lose her in Solon. Moon over Pava tonight. 39 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,740 Hey, where's Drew? 40 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,680 He told me his operative would meet me in his cubicle. 41 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:24,100 I'm supposed to tell you to wait by his desk and act like everything's normal. 42 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:45,279 Andrew okay what's going on Bob look I'm making the secret phone 43 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:50,039 call to tell you that I'm ready to tell the world about our relationship really 44 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,719 we can start dating them I'm ready to prove how committed I am to you open the 45 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,759 top right hand drawer how to hypnotize women 46 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:04,759 no behind that by the 47 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,020 way platypus 48 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:08,740 Yes, master. 49 00:03:11,110 --> 00:03:12,590 So, what's in here? 50 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:17,810 It's a signed promise that until we can get together, I won't see anyone else. 51 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:22,770 This is really sweet, but all I'm asking for is a simple date to the movie. 52 00:03:23,050 --> 00:03:28,689 No codes, no disguises, nobody pretending to be our dates. Get down, 53 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:29,740 us. 54 00:03:29,990 --> 00:03:31,790 I just want you to be a little patient. 55 00:03:31,791 --> 00:03:35,439 Our inner office stadium will be totally cool as soon as you're made head of 56 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,039 your department. Then it'll be management, and you can go out. 57 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,510 Until then, look in the second door from the left. 58 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:45,770 What are these? 59 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:49,820 Oh, they're, uh, Valentines into the year 2060. 60 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,970 Actually, around 2040, they turn into get -well cards. 61 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:57,670 Drew? 62 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,740 I got asked out on a date. 63 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,290 And I'm going to go. 64 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,610 I think that you should consider doing the same. 65 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,999 Look, Lisa, isn't there some way we can work this out? Can't you just give me... 66 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:16,620 Lisa. Oh, this is beautiful. 67 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:20,200 A good hair day, and I caught the pig in his playpen. 68 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:26,440 And as far as your requisition goes, just give me a little more time. 69 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,560 I don't think it's going to work. 70 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:34,350 Platypus. Jackass. 71 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:44,959 We've got to stop sending Lisa things, Drew. The pizza and chocolates are going 72 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,400 to keep coming back. It's over. 73 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,170 How can it be over when I never even got started? 74 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:53,539 Okay, we're going to have to explain to you in black and white exactly what 75 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:54,740 you're doing wrong here. 76 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,630 How much money have you spent on Lisa in the past week? 77 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,639 About a hundred bucks, but it doesn't really count because I got to eat most 78 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,690 it. 79 00:05:01,691 --> 00:05:06,319 I think I can demonstrate this more clearly. Drew, give me a dollar. 80 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,520 Come on, come on, come on. 81 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:11,520 Okay, now give me five dollars. 82 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,420 Now give me ten dollars. 83 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,400 All I got left is a twenty. That's fine. 84 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,480 Okay, see you at Hooters. 85 00:05:22,151 --> 00:05:28,439 So what are you saying, that I should start dating other people? I don't want 86 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,370 date anyone else. I want to go with Lisa. 87 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:33,749 You want someone who's unavailable, and now you're making yourself unavailable 88 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,169 while you're waiting for her. 89 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:36,220 I am not. 90 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:40,549 Okay, then let me fix you up. I know hundreds of women, all available, all 91 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:42,090 gorgeous, all lonely. 92 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,360 Honey? 93 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:46,600 Just a minute. 94 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:49,320 You know, a good friend of mine gave me this. 95 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:53,500 I haven't actually looked inside it, because I'm in love with my gal, Kate. 96 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:58,250 Um, so, uh, why do you carry it with you? 97 00:05:58,750 --> 00:05:59,800 Yeah, why? 98 00:06:02,890 --> 00:06:04,940 Every one of these women is my blood type. 99 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:07,010 You know, in case I get in an accident. 100 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:10,910 You're about to get in an accident. 101 00:06:15,830 --> 00:06:16,880 Look, 102 00:06:18,441 --> 00:06:24,549 I'm not saying I don't want to date anybody else. I just don't want to pick 103 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:27,369 some stranger's name from a book. That's all. Hey, what does it mean when 104 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:28,690 someone has four bananas? 105 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,210 I do. 106 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:39,380 So why don't you just ask out someone you know but don't work with? 107 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,580 Hey, how about your hairdresser, Sue? 108 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:45,230 She parties pretty hard, you know. She kind of runs with a fast crowd. 109 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,690 Maybe she runs with a normal crowd and you just run real slow. 110 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:55,960 Are you here to see Sue? 111 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,340 Yes, somewhere at 1230. 112 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:00,940 Oh, man, that only needs me a half hour to complete my inspection. 113 00:07:00,941 --> 00:07:03,969 the last time you were here, Pally? 114 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:05,020 About a month ago. 115 00:07:05,021 --> 00:07:05,949 Uh -oh. 116 00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:08,349 That's when we first discovered the eggs. You're probably still in the 117 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:10,550 stage. Whoa, whoa, we got a jumper. Watch out. 118 00:07:12,610 --> 00:07:13,660 Ah, 119 00:07:13,661 --> 00:07:16,629 yeah, one of the scouts. You know, for everyone, we catch a thousand waiting to 120 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:17,680 hatch. 121 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:20,690 Careful, they head south. 122 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:43,640 Come back and get a trim. Especially around the right ear right here. 123 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:45,950 All right, Drew. 124 00:07:46,370 --> 00:07:49,730 It's so cool that you took this first step. Good for you. 125 00:07:49,731 --> 00:07:53,689 Well, you know, it's just an earring. No, I mean that you decided to openly 126 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,850 admit that you're gay. Right ear. 127 00:08:01,270 --> 00:08:03,740 Actually, I'm not. It's just my mother's clip -on. 128 00:08:04,990 --> 00:08:07,040 I didn't know you lived with your mother. 129 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:12,640 I don't. Look, I came in here wanting to think I was real hip and everything, 130 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:14,790 and Louis said to wear it in the right ear. 131 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,640 That guy didn't wear the chaps, huh? 132 00:08:16,641 --> 00:08:20,899 Now it's really humiliating. I don't know if I talked about it. It's going to 133 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,890 make it even harder for me to ask you out. 134 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,920 You're asking me out? 135 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,980 Yeah. Well, that is so sweet. 136 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:33,230 Well, you know, I am kind of into virgins. 137 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:36,820 Hey, I had a clip on him. 138 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,340 I'm a maniac here. 139 00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:46,400 Virgin. Wait, are you still a virgin if you, uh... Go on. 140 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:48,990 That's it. 141 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:51,850 You're a virgin. 142 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:54,790 Oh, yeah, but by your definition, my parents are virgins. 143 00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:58,799 Look, if you're seeing someone or something, it's okay. Oh, thank you for 144 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:05,500 permission. Drew, doll, I date who I want, when I want, and where I want. 145 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:08,240 You're afraid of me, aren't you? 146 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:15,980 So where are we going? And don't bore me. 147 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,100 Oh, you want wild, huh? 148 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,090 I'll give you a wild. You don't know how wild I can be. 149 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,150 Hold on just a second. I've got to take my vitamins. 150 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:28,470 Here, watch this. 151 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,770 No water. 152 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,330 True. 153 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,170 They're chewable. 154 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,640 Yeah, but they're sour. 155 00:09:48,081 --> 00:09:50,859 You went to a biker's strip bar? 156 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:52,120 It was open mic night. 157 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,770 Poor Mike. 158 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:58,370 Why'd you take her to a strip bar on your first date? I know. 159 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,490 I took him. 160 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,320 I wanted him to meet Mom. 161 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,360 So, when does this place open? 162 00:10:06,361 --> 00:10:10,779 Hey, the poker band will be here in an hour. They're going to rock your world, 163 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:11,830 baby. 164 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:14,680 Wow. Uh -oh. 165 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,050 What? 166 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:19,290 Lisa and she's with about the most handsome guy in the world. 167 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:20,470 Oh, I'm not bothered. 168 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,820 Hi, Lisa. Oh, my God. 169 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:25,390 Hey, Drew. 170 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,490 Hey, guys. 171 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:27,670 Hi. 172 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,360 I'm Sue, with an X. 173 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,240 And you are very beautiful. 174 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,820 Wow. And I see you belong to the Toy of the Month Club, too, huh? 175 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,480 There's no X in Sue. 176 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:42,060 I see the batteries are already in. 177 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,760 Listen, I'm going to hit the head. 178 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,470 Just getting all the little soldiers at attention. 179 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:51,990 I'll see ya. 180 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,770 Wow, 181 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,690 I hope you're still taking your vitamins, Drew. 182 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,440 Oh, Drew, this is Dean. 183 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:05,199 Hiya. Lisa and I are just old friends. I know. We just went to your favorite 184 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:09,640 restaurant, and your favorite Baskin Robbins, and your favorite donut shop. 185 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,320 I took them to all my favorite places. 186 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,340 Well, I never got to go there with you. 187 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,390 I'll see you later, Jim. 188 00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:19,930 You want to go upstairs? 189 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,280 Weird, isn't it? 190 00:11:23,281 --> 00:11:27,149 You're on a date, you run into your old girlfriend with a new boyfriend, and all 191 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:29,500 I can think of is just setting the place on fire. 192 00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:38,390 You've gotten into my vitamins, Angel? Listen, two guys started giving me crap, 193 00:11:38,391 --> 00:11:40,709 and we kind of got in a fight, and in about two seconds, they're going to come 194 00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:43,549 charging down here looking for me. Don't worry, no one's going to hurt you. 195 00:11:43,550 --> 00:11:45,840 We'll be in the car booth before they get down. 196 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:52,300 Now, are you going to tell them off, or are you going to run away scared? 197 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:53,900 Scared? 198 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:55,290 I'll show you who's scared. 199 00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:58,180 I'll not only tell them off, I'll make them apologize. 200 00:11:58,190 --> 00:11:59,970 Great. Drew, these are the guys. 201 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:04,080 Are you the guy who has something to say to us? 202 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:07,370 Nope. Is that me? 203 00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:09,510 He must be my friend, Louie. 204 00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:14,180 Now, he wants you to apologize to the lady. 205 00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:17,070 Okay, I'm sorry. Okay. 206 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:18,940 I suggest you get out of here. 207 00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:22,670 You're too out of shape for a long fight or else I'll have to kill you fast. 208 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,700 That was great. 209 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,850 Can you imagine what would have happened if they'd really insulted me? 210 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:54,370 knows you, so I thought I'd have a look -see. Oh, please. 211 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,820 All right. One for the files. 212 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:03,160 Well, at least we know she didn't steal any lingerie. 213 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,450 Okay. 214 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,280 I'll leave her in your custody, Drew. 215 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:13,100 And you, watch it, Klepto. 216 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:17,720 All right, you. Right now. You and me. Right now. Here, let's go. Come on. 217 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,680 make me get medieval on your ass, ma 'am. 218 00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:27,350 Want to see the other stuff I got? 219 00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:29,010 You got other stuff? Mm -hmm. 220 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,870 You put stuff under your hat? Oh, I stole the hat. 221 00:13:31,871 --> 00:13:36,409 And this ankle bracelet. But I'm going to take it back because I want to get it 222 00:13:36,410 --> 00:13:40,020 engraved. Why'd you steal the engraving machine? It went under my skirt. 223 00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:42,929 Look, you can't take all this stuff. It's not even paid for. 224 00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:43,980 Not paid for? 225 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:47,220 Uh, no. Not until I charged it on my Winford Lowder charge card. 226 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,210 Amy, this is Sue with an X. 227 00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:52,740 Sue, this is Mimi with an extra chromosome. 228 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:55,500 Bite me. 229 00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:59,170 Wow, that is daring. 230 00:14:00,430 --> 00:14:01,480 Thanks. 231 00:14:01,481 --> 00:14:02,889 You know, I have to do your hair. 232 00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:03,940 Where do you go now? 233 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,210 Scissors and whiskey. 234 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,630 Okay, I'll give you a shot. Okay. 235 00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:17,410 There's this mannequin up on the third floor that's just so me. 236 00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:18,680 Alright. 237 00:14:18,681 --> 00:14:20,149 I'll be right back. 238 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,429 Are we still on for tonight? 239 00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:22,480 Um, yeah. 240 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:23,780 Excellent. 241 00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:27,750 Man, she's violent, she steals, she likes Mimi. 242 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:31,680 Hey, maybe she'll beat up Mimi and steal her. 243 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:42,730 Do you really think my hair looks good? 244 00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:44,349 Oh, yeah. 245 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,820 Then why did that woman at the Warsaw point at me? 246 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:51,280 What quality do women admire most in a man? The ability to make them laugh. 247 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,140 And you, my friend, your magic even works on men. 248 00:14:54,141 --> 00:14:59,559 Hey, Drew, I thought we were going to watch the game together. What happened? 249 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:05,760 I just had a couple of stops to make and so... All right, that's it. 250 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,240 mean by grippy shoes? 251 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:54,920 Maybe it's some kind of weird sex thing where you hang upside down like a bat. 252 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,430 Or maybe it's for something really dangerous. 253 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:02,100 Oh, man. What if it's jogging? 254 00:16:29,251 --> 00:16:33,499 I'm sure that's why they built this water tower. 255 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,519 Nothing like climbing through 12 years of encrusted bird crap to get you in the 256 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,570 mood. 257 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,040 You haven't even looked yet. 258 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,130 Oh. I think I'll have plenty of time to look while I'm plunging to my death. 259 00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:45,110 None. 260 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,250 Oh, yeah, wow! 261 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:49,960 She was great from here. 262 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,540 Hey, I can see my house. 263 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,480 Who wrote that on my roof? 264 00:17:00,171 --> 00:17:03,429 What, are you talking to my right leg? 265 00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:05,210 I can't do that. 266 00:17:05,211 --> 00:17:08,068 All right, let's just go down the ladderhead first. 267 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,119 Hey, Sue. 268 00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:13,569 Listen, I really had a great time with you this week. 269 00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:17,259 Believe me, there's no one I'd rather go on a killing spree with. 270 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:21,828 But I just recently realized that my feelings for someone are a lot stronger 271 00:17:21,829 --> 00:17:23,029 than I thought they were. 272 00:17:37,930 --> 00:17:39,430 nearly pushed me over the edge. 273 00:17:39,661 --> 00:17:44,349 I'm sorry. I thought you were going to kill yourself. 274 00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:49,089 Oh, please. Drew, we went out three times. I mean, you're a nice guy and 275 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:51,860 everything, but I'd sooner push you off the water town. 276 00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:56,870 So, you're okay with this? 277 00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:06,430 Well, you know what we have to do now, don't you? 278 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,460 Whatever it is, you go first. 279 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:10,910 All right. 280 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,280 Close your eyes. 281 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,410 Wow. 282 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,740 Where'd you get that, Pierce? 283 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,700 me down off that water tower. 284 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:44,619 What's up? I just found out that the new personal shopper program needs a 285 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,820 manager. I am that manager. 286 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,900 Wow, Kate. 287 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,420 I never even thought of you for this. 288 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,020 So here's the big question. 289 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,840 Will you give me the job? 290 00:18:55,841 --> 00:18:57,859 Hey, haven't you always been there for me? 291 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:00,719 I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure you get this. 292 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,490 You've been working really hard. You deserve to move up. 293 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,740 Really? Yeah. You are such a sweetheart. 294 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,420 I want you to reconcile, so I will. 295 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:17,919 Kate, I think we're going to do baby talk. 296 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:18,970 So puke. 297 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:24,130 So, you said there was a way for us to get back together. What is it? 298 00:19:24,131 --> 00:19:27,199 You know that new position, head of the personal shopper program? 299 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:27,919 Uh -huh. 300 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:31,940 If I could get that job, we'd both be management, and we could date. 301 00:19:31,941 --> 00:19:37,059 Man, just when you thought there was no way in hell we could ever get together. 302 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:39,040 Someone must really be smiling on us. 303 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,750 Oh. Somebody's doing something on us, that's for sure. 304 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,700 Pretty soon, I'll be able to do that. 305 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:54,750 Oh, puke. 306 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,550 I'm putting in to manage the personal shopper program. 307 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,860 Mr. Bell says he's totally behind me. 308 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:06,050 That could very well be. I wouldn't be able to see him anyway. 309 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,390 You ever eat poisonous blowfish? 310 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:13,090 Only enough to go unconscious. 311 00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:14,890 What about you? 312 00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:16,850 Ever wrassle a gator? 313 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,070 How do you think I got through college? 314 00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:24,770 Just between you and me. There's one thing that I've never been able to do. 315 00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:28,810 Oh, come on. Tell me. 316 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:30,250 I can't polka. 317 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,070 Get up on your heels. 318 00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:39,269 pretend I'm a gator. 319 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:43,820 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25283

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