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Look, I'm really sorry about this, Joe,
but Mr.
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Bell wants me to check up on all the
employee health claims for fraud, and he
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was kind of wondering if you, you know,
really had a wooden leg.
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Oh, so I guess we can skip the questions
about the glass eye, huh?
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Hey, that's my letter opener.
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Why don't you just go ahead and keep
that?
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Thank you for shopping, Winfred Lauder,
and please drive safely.
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So you can come back and we can gouge
you on our prices again.
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Oh, no, is this thing on?
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Do you believe this ice storm? I just
saw a bird hit the window and shatter.
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Oh, man, so you took the bus, too?
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No, actually, I just got a carpool.
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Oh, you have room for one more?
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Oh, I think it might be awkward. Joe
Thompson is driving.
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Oh, yeah, he asked me to give you this,
but just say I stuck it in your thigh.
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Oh, man, how am I going to get home?
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Get another carpool, quick.
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I can't go running around the store
looking for a carpool. I've got to
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this up for Mr. Bell before he leaves.
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Oh, man, I knew it would come to this.
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Mimi, I'm sorry for everything I've ever
said to you.
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Forget it, Frosty. Stand in the corner
of the rest of the losers and grab a
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bumper.
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No, Mimi.
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Drew's asking for a simple act of
kindness.
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Okay.
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Here's last month's urgent messages.
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You know, you could always catch a ride
with the Optimist Club.
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Oh, you think I wouldn't?
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Oh, that's a great idea. Thanks, Mimi.
You're a saint.
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Bernard.
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She's right, Drew. No.
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Oh, not the Optimist Club. I can't.
Don't make me. It's an emergency.
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You could be stranded here all night.
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So? I've got coffee. I've seen Mimi
jiggle food out of the vending machines.
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I could live on honey buns for a night.
I've done it before.
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Damn it. There's no choice.
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You better go. Be careful.
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You too. Call me when you get home. All
right. All right.
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Hi, Faith.
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How do you do?
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So how are things at the Optimist Club?
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Drew, can you believe this ice storm?
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What luck. I just got an ice scraper
that looks like a bear claw.
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Grr.
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So, you got room for one more in the
carpool?
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Always room for one more. But hurry.
Everybody in the carpool is anxious to
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home and share this terrific ice storm
with their families.
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Okay. I just got to do this one more
thing for Mr. Belbo.
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So, I'll try to hurry up. Uh -uh.
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Be optimistic.
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Someday I'm gonna marry that gal.
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Okay, just print this up for Mr. Bell.
Let's see.
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Oh, backslash, backslash, semicolon,
semicolon, command dot E.
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Oh, come on, don't freeze up on me now.
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I hope I remember to hit save.
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Moon over Parma, bring my love to me
tonight.
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Guide her to Cleveland, underneath your
silvery light.
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We're going bowling, to loser and soul.
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How come nobody ever told me?
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You're supposed to be dead.
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What? What are you talking about?
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Your carpool was in a horrible accident.
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The optimists were all so positive they
could beat that train.
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Oh, my God.
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Was anybody hurt? The news said that
everybody was listed in serious
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except for one casualty, a heavyset man
in his late 50s.
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have been me guess i'll have to cancel
the party i'll just take that six -foot
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hoagie over to the homeless shelter but
only three feet make it there
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hey jay did you hear i'm alive i should
have been in that
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carpool but i wasn't so i'm alive oh
they took my stapler you jackals but it
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doesn't matter though because i'm alive
i know it's so weird the whole store
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thinks you're dead on the first floor
They're saying that your severed hand
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found 50 yards from the car, still
clutching a burger.
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So the whole store is mourning my death?
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Um, well, they're expressing some
emotion relating to your death. Yeah, mm
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, if they're dancing
now, where do they find out you're
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I can't find it. It's not in any...
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trade it for some old playboys?
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Oh, Oswald, I don't think I traded in
the family Bible for some old playboys.
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Hey, look.
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It's my old scout uniform.
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Oh.
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You got a merit badge for being a
triathlete? Oh, actually, I got it for
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catching the scoutmaster smoking a
doobie up at the lake.
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Oh, this badge fell off. Oh, what's it
for?
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Sewing.
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Hey, how you doing? Hi. Hi.
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All right, Drew, what'd you do with the
Scout?
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Ah, it's Walt and I.
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I'm trying to find my family Bible.
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I left something very important in it.
Oh, you traded that Bible to me for some
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old Playboys.
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Yeah, but you traded it to me for my
mom's Playgirls.
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Oh, yeah, and you traded it to me for my
kid brother.
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Wait, wait, wait. So you have the Bible?
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No, I gave it back to Drew after he got
weirded out by the exorcist.
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Hey, guys, this wouldn't be the Bob
you're looking for here in the
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would it? Duh.
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Here it is.
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Now, this is what I've been looking for.
What is it?
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It's a list I made when I was 12 of
things I wanted to accomplish before I
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Oh, my God, how embarrassing.
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Number one, touch a boobie.
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There's still time, Drew.
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Number two, get faced.
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Gee, you were really deep.
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Number three, gain weight.
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Boy, when you put your mind to
something, you're... Number four, get
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have a family. Number five, buy mom a
house. Number six, give a year to God.
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Yeah, I was 14.
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Remember, I wanted to be a minister.
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Man, I'd totally gotten off track.
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You know, what if I had died in that car
crash?
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I would only accomplish, look, two,
three and a half of these things.
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It's never wrong to want to do something
with your life, but you could have just
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missed that carpool by coincidence.
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No, there's got to be a reason.
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Computers just don't catch fire.
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Why was I spared and one of the members
of the Optimist Club taken?
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Look at his obituary.
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Why did he die and nothing happen to me?
Josh Tilden, 54, Rotary Club, Big
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Brothers, organ donor, Humane Society,
foster parents, Save the Children, Peace
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Corps, Meals on Wheels.
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Well, I mean, it doesn't say one thing
about touching a boobie.
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You know, Drew, there's one place you
can go to get definitive answers on the
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most spiritual question.
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We used a Ouija board to communicate
with Marilyn Monroe.
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Really? And what did she say? I was
killed by the Kenna. And then it just
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stopped.
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Here we go.
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Why was I spared?
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What am I supposed to do with my life?
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What am I supposed to be? Wait, wait,
it's still moving.
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B -E -R.
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B -E -R.
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B -E -R. Beer. Beer. I thought you'd
never ask. Thanks, demon.
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The demon once imported.
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Okay. Look at me talking to spirits for
guidance.
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If I'm going to talk to someone and know
what they're doing, I'm going to go
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crazy. Here.
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Oh, hoary host of the netherworld,
should I go talk to my minister?
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No.
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No, no, I'm spelling chips. Where do you
keep the barbecue?
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Boy, until you never fight over a
parking space with a Christian, they
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assume kill you is look at you.
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You know, Drew, if there's one place
that will explain to you how missing a
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carpool is an act of God, this is it.
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Yeah, it's like today's sermon was
tailor -made for your situation.
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God's message to all of us. I will smite
one person every day until more people
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take the bus.
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And I hope Reverend Lindeman recognizes
me. It's been kind of a while.
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Reverend Lindeman.
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Hey, remember me?
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Of course I do.
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You look great.
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Really? Really. It's great to see you,
George.
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How's that son of yours, Drew?
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He was growing up to be quite a little
butterball.
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We're talking to the turkey now.
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Drew?
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Well, look at you. You're all grown up.
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Good Lord.
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I'm allowed to say that.
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It's good to see you back in church.
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Actually, I had kind of a problem I
wanted to talk to you about. Maybe after
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service? Oh, no. I have a few minutes.
Would you like to step into my rectory?
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No, wait.
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We can't. My rectory is closed.
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It's being painted.
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What is it you want to talk about, Drew?
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Well, sir, you see, there was a... I
missed my carpool yesterday, and there
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an accident.
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Someone got killed.
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Oh, Tilden, yes, I read about that.
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Did you know he used to coach our blind
softball team?
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Oh.
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One, two, three, swing.
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What a tremendous loss.
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I know that, sir, but...
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I think there might have been a more
powerful thing at work here. See, I
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the carpool because my computer caught
fire. Were you running 486 applications
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on a 386 processor?
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Because that'll do it.
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No. What I'm trying to say is I think
that God kept me out of that carpool.
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Oh, wow.
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Wouldn't that be something?
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Actually, sir, I was thinking about
devoting my life to the church.
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Oh, I see.
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Well, I can't help you out there, Drew.
That's between you and God.
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But I can say this.
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Follow your heart, and then you'll know
what to do.
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Now, I have to prepare for this service.
It's good to have you back, Drew.
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Excuse me, Reverend.
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We were having trouble finding a place
to sit, and we were wondering, this
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rectory of yours doesn't happen to have
a...
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it this morning in the ladies room he
escaped out of my stall i only put him
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down for a minute right that's what you
said about the ups man oh man this is
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great i've been reading about something
just like this i think this book can
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help yeah me too hit her with it i'll
grab the cat let's try something else
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first uh give me the kitten i'm gonna
cut it in half what no really works can
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you give me the cat you're insane
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like we did with the UPS man.
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Evil, evil, evil, evil, stupid.
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Oh, wait, oh, look, a knife and a Bible.
Don't tell me, Old Testament.
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You know, this religious advice stuff
isn't as hard as people make you think.
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Well, which reminds me, while the two of
you are here, I want to talk about
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premarital sex.
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Drew, you've got to meet somebody first.
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So you're still thinking of becoming a
minister, huh?
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You haven't been this carried away.
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since you had the idea of the little
model train that brings your beer.
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Well, the choo -choo chug came to me in
a dream.
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But this is divine intervention.
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That's what you said when you came up
with the idea for radio -controlled
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I'm serious.
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Look, the rubber didn't even fasten with
this questionnaire.
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It's kind of like an informal aptitude
test.
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I've been sitting around all afternoon
answering questions just like that. If
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you had the chance, would you kill
Hitler?
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No, because then we wouldn't have an A
&E channel.
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Wait a minute.
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If I did kill Hitler, I'd be on the AME
channel as the guy who killed Hitler.
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What about Dawson I killed?
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Oh, sure.
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What's the part about not touching
yourself? I know those.
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Drew, we're going to see you later, and
I'm sure you're going to figure it out.
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Okay. All right.
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So, I see you got a Bible here.
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Well, let me save you a little reading.
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You're going to hell.
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to see your place.
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What do you know about the Bible?
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It just so happens that I'm thinking
about becoming a minister.
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Oh, I'm going to study with Baryshnikov
to be a prima ballerina.
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Didn't I see you on Vantasia?
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A dumbass spoke with human voice.
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Check it out. Second book of Peter.
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I can't get dragged into this.
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The new Drew has to learn to turn the
other cheek.
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Well, I hope we're not talking about
your butt because I don't have all day.
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No, I'm making up a batting order.
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It's kind of a moral dilemma.
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See, I'm thinking of asking a partially
sighted girl to bat clean up.
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Have you considered cutting her in half?
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That's not really the answer to all your
problems, Drew.
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Oh, I know that.
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Look, I think you'll be really proud of
the way I answer these questions.
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Oh, can we go over now?
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Sure, just give me a few minutes and
I'll be right back.
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All right, just going to step into my
rectory.
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Go ahead.
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I know you want to.
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but could I have a word with you,
Reverend?
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What's the problem?
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This is very complicated, but I really
need someone to talk to.
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Oh, sure. How hard could it be?
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Well, my husband just left me for my
sister.
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Oh. And I have a child who needs an
operation, but I don't have the money. I
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just lost my job.
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I could get the money. There you go.
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It's from a friend who I'm pretty sure
stole it. Uh -oh. But from drug dealers.
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Is it wrong to take the money?
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Hold on just a second.
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Let's see.
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Lost job, cheating sister, drug money.
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Look, uh...
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The real minister is in the rectory. Why
did you let me tell you all this?
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I thought I was ready. I thought I could
help you.
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If you want to help me, get me a job.
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Oh, okay.
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What? No, I'm serious.
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What do you do?
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I've been a waitress.
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I have a cafeteria.
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I'm a personnel director at Winfrey
Ladder downtown.
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Just come by Monday morning. I'll set
you up.
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Just like that?
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Yeah.
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Just like that.
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I'm Faith.
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Uh, but don't bring your family.
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Hey. Hey, good. Hey, Drew.
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So how'd it go with the minister? Did
you pass the test?
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No, I failed miserably.
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I should have killed Hitler.
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Lawyers can get into heaven.
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And I should have put the oxygen mask on
the kid first.
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Sorry.
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Well, Chipped In got you a little
something to help you study for next
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wow.
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Oh, wow.
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A digital Bible.
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I always wondered what John 316 meant.
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Oh, look.
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It says dye your hair three different
colors and sit behind home plate.
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That's really nice, thanks, but I don't
think there's going to be a next time.
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Hey, what happened to Reverend Carey?
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Well, I thought about it, and I... You
know, I can help people with the job I
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have now.
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Besides, those moral dilemmas were just
too complex.
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You know, I can't even decide whether
Razzles is a candy or a gum.
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So what, you're just going to blow up
this whole minister thing?
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No way. I'm going to start going to
church every Sunday.
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Right after the Super Bowl.
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Me too.
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Hey, where's the beer?
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Coming right up.
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could have been on that train.
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Let's see.
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Cross. Oh,
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darn, I forgot my Bible.
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00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,580
Oh, well, here. Here's mine. Oh, thank
you.
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Touch a boobie.
315
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,360
I believe this is yours.
316
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,900
Oh, we're getting closer. Can you feel
the chill? Uh, well, a little.
317
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,480
There she is right there.
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Commence the exorcism.
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just a woman what do you want we're
going to need a catholic for
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this
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