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won't you take me to funky town won't
you take me to funky town
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won't you take me to hey
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dude lisa you know you're not supposed
to be over here
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relax i know the rules we can't date
you're my boss people can see us
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everything's cool okay as long as you
know it's completely wrong and
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unacceptable come on in
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Wow.
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What beautiful taste your mother had.
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Yeah, I sleep upstairs in a big race
car.
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So, why are you here?
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I brought over your invitation to the
office Christmas party.
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Yeah, you could just give this to me at
work.
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You said we couldn't see each other at
work.
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Oh, okay, so you're doing everything I
say now?
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No, it's not quite that easy, Drew.
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Okay, well, in that case, you need a
better reason.
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You left your jacket at my place.
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It's on my jacket, and I've never been
to your place.
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Then, will you lift your purse?
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Yeah.
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This is my purse.
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This is my money.
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I just wanted to talk.
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How about a beer?
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Well, it's kind of embarrassing. I
really wasn't expecting anybody.
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All I have is Coors, Budweiser, Miller,
Amstel, Mike, Heineken, Dog, Red Tail.
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Oops.
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Only half a Bud.
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Oh, God, Drew.
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This is so crazy.
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Here I am, enjoying your company, and I
feel like some criminal who has to sneak
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over in the middle of the night.
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Isn't there some way we can move this
relationship forward?
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Yeah, not with half a beer.
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Come on, we're young.
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I'm attractive.
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X -Files is over. What's stopping us?
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How about a little show called 2020?
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be with you, but I worked ten years at
this company to get from here to here.
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You know, here.
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I can't risk losing it.
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All right, big guy. I give up.
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I'll see you tomorrow at work.
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Well, wait.
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You, uh... You left your jacket at my
place.
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Ah!
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Please tell me that was a climax.
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Ah!
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I saw two people kissing and I thought I
was at the wrong house.
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You see that?
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And Kate just happened to be walking by.
Who knows who else could have been out
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there?
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God bless you.
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All right, who else is out there?
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Nobody.
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Okay, who wants a beer?
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How about you, Jules?
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No, thanks.
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How about you, Helen?
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Moon over Parma, bring my love to me
tonight.
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There are two people underneath your
silvery light.
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I got Mimi, too.
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There's a Mimi, too?
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How come they're always making sequels
of things I don't like?
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Hey, what are you guys doing here?
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Getting a jump on our holiday shopping.
We made up a list of things we want you
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to buy at the store for us with your
company discount.
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We found some things for you you are
really going to love. Right there.
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Wait a minute. I've got to buy my own
Christmas gifts?
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Relax, we'll pay you back.
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With what?
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Everyone's getting big, fat Christmas
bonuses down at my company.
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time ever drug co isn't being sued for
selling products that cause disabling
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side effects or premature death so drew
am i your date again for the christmas
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party friday no now that you're a worker
i can't tell everybody you're my
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girlfriend anymore it's about time drew
it's kind of sad you're always taking
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your friends as dates lewis you want to
go to a party only if you call me julio
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Louder's secretary.
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Mrs. Louder wants you to have lunch with
her tomorrow afternoon upstairs in the
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crystal room.
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What? Is that Mrs. Louder as in the
Winford Louder department store? Yeah,
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Louder's widow.
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Gee, I wonder how he died.
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I need an ambulance right away. Well,
what's the name? Louder, what's the
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Didn't everybody laugh?
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That's okay. Maybe next time.
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All right.
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Man, I wonder what she wants me for.
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Maybe she's looking for someone to
inherit the store, and she picked you.
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Yeah, that's probably possibility number
one million.
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Who else could be?
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She's really rich. Maybe she wants to
send you off in the wilderness and hunt
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you for sport.
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Well, see, now we're getting somewhere.
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Have you done anything wrong? Maybe she
wants to fire you.
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Fire me? I'm a model employee.
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Maybe you said something.
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You know, these stores have bugs and
microphones everywhere.
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Why, that's ridiculous.
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Someone as beautiful as Mrs. Lauder has
better things to do than to bug her
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employees.
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Do not care or give a whit that you are
one day old.
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I think you are beautiful, even when
you're cold.
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for? A signal in aircraft?
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Hey, what do you have Santa Claus up
there in the manger for?
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He's got nothing to do with nothing.
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Who is he, Mary's Lamaze coach?
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Hey, I'm just trying to win the contest
for the brightest Christmas display.
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What contest?
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From the tire company.
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The winner gets $50 off his next bill.
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Oh, yeah, great thinking, Jules. You
know, if you cut your legs off, you can
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park anywhere for free.
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I need my sleep. I got a big meeting
with the owner of my company tomorrow.
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up the lights and the dogs, I'm going to
call the cops.
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Go ahead, call them. We ain't doing
anything illegal.
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Be kind of stupid under all this light.
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Whoever turned that off, thank you.
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Actually, the blinkers just kicked in.
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Okay, don't be nervous, Drew.
Everything's going to go great.
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Yeah, but what does she want?
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What am I going to talk to her about?
She's 80.
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Well, that's not so old compared to,
say, the ocean.
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Just make small talk.
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Yeah, about what?
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I don't know. You'll talk about your
first Christmas, and she'll talk about
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first Christmas.
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Good luck, Drew. Break a hip.
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Hi, I'm Drew Carey. I'm here to see Mrs.
Lowder.
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She's right over there.
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Look, you probably see her every day. Do
you have any...
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Advice?
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Well, if she likes you, you're gold.
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If she doesn't like you, I'm Mike. We'll
be working together.
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Thank you.
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Mrs. Louder?
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Hi, I'm Drew Carey.
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Mr. Carey.
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Watch it with the tongue, Mr.
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Carey.
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Oh, good one.
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Right back at you.
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never went away.
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May I just say, Mrs. Louder, with your
peaches and cream complexion, it's like
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your 50s never went away either.
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The first butt kiss of the day is always
the sweetest.
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Allow me.
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You're one of a dying breed, Mr. Carey.
So are you.
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to say you scare the hell out of me.
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If it's about the pens, I'll pay you
back.
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Relax, Mr.
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Carey. This isn't about pens.
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You're here because I want to offer you
a new position.
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Oh, a promotion.
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Wow. You didn't have to take me out to
lunch personally. I mean, I know it's
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been seven years. You probably feel a
little guilty.
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That's all water under the bridge. I'll
tell you what. I'll just eat a little
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extra. We'll call it even.
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Mr. Carey, I'd like you to become my
personal assistant.
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Head of personnel!
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That's not what I said. I said personal
assistant.
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I know what you said. I just wanted to
feel good for two lousy stick of salt.
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It's a good job. I know it's not what
you expected, but if you do this for me,
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you'll become head of personnel faster
than you ever imagined.
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Well, it sounds great, but how can I
just give up my job like that? You could
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give up your job for any number of
reasons.
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For example, you could offend Mrs.
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Louder.
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Can I at least, you know, think about
it?
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You can let me know when you pick me up
for the Christmas party.
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Oh, by the way, the position pays twice
what you're making now.
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Mr. Carey? Oh, I'm sorry. I was just
hooking up my new stereo.
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Look at all these gawkers fighting for a
glimpse of a glowing reindeer.
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They've totally lost touch with the true
meaning of Christmas.
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That pops three bucks a can.
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Oh, good.
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Livestock.
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You got one of my sheep?
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Why is there a sheep in my backyard?
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She's part of a live nativity scene.
Every night till Christmas.
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Then we shave her and eat her. Oh.
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Oh,
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now what?
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Oh, great.
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I'll be singing that all week.
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Drew, are you really lonely?
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Why? I just saw a herd of sheep running
from your house.
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So, Drew, how'd it go with Mrs. Louder?
She wants one of your lungs, right?
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No.
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She put me on the fast track to being
head of personnel.
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Wow. What would your title be?
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Uh, you know, personal assistant.
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Oh, so it's like driving Miss Daisy.
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No. You guys don't understand. This is
like a shortcut up the corporate ladder.
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If I could just suck it up for a couple
of years, I'm in. And you want to know
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the best part?
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I can start dating Lisa.
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I mean, this is huge.
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Are you sure she's going to let you
date? I mean, what if you have to
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the old broad?
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Mm -hmm.
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Any takers?
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Oh, this came for you today. I signed
for it. It came like this.
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Oh, yeah? Was there barbecue sauce all
over it, too?
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Uh, I better get back to the manger. See
ya.
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It's from Mrs. Winder. And there's
another text.
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And it's a dirty note.
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Listen to this.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
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is, you moron.
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This particular pen belonged to Mr.
Louder.
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I see in you many of the qualities I saw
in him. Welcome aboard.
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Love, Donnie.
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Oh, yeah. She wants some Drew Carey bad.
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You know, this is really class.
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I mean, why wouldn't I take this job?
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It's good pay, good future, good pen.
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And good luck saying no, because if I
don't take the job, she's going to fire
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me. Wow.
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She's really got you by the pennies.
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Man, what a bash.
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Hey, thanks for inviting me, Kate.
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You know, I never go to the drug co
-Christmas parties anymore.
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I mean, the punch is good, but it made
me invisible.
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Who said that?
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I don't know.
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Oh, man.
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Would you look at Mr. Bell?
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Some Santa Claus.
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He knows when you've been sleeping all
right, because that's when he gets up
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makes a dash for his car.
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Hey, look who's here.
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Harold and Maude.
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Wow, the things you can learn at a board
meeting.
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You really can't cheat the government
out of everything.
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There really is only just suckers like
me that pay taxes.
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Do your doing splendidly. If you keep up
the good work, I might even let you see
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Mr. Louder's cryogenically frozen head.
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Do it.
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That's just a joke, sweetie.
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I told him I'd do it, but I never did.
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Merry Christmas, Drew.
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Mrs. Louder, it's a great pleasure to
meet you.
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I'm Mimi Bobeck.
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Oh, Mimi, guess what? I'm working for
Mrs. Louder now.
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You are?
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Yeah, let's see what my secret Santa
gave me.
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No, I mean, oh, I've made a mistake. I
must have buried your gift.
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over there underneath the tree.
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My neighbor's sheep made it.
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Mrs. Lauder, they're waiting for you in
the crystal room. Oh, thank you. I'll be
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right there. If you'll excuse me for a
little while, Drew, the board is about
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exchange their own secret Santa gifts.
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Just, uh, don't give me away to anybody.
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Oh, you little devil!
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So, word has it you're sweating to the
oldest.
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Spreading it around that you're Mrs.
Louder's new boy toy.
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Oh, yeah?
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Would Mrs.
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Louder's boy toy do this?
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Hey, what about all your stupid rules?
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I'm not management anymore.
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Hey, everybody, look at me. I got a
girlfriend.
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Oh, gee, Gerald, what a lousy time to
tell you I'm gay.
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She's not very funny, but she's the best
at it.
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This is the first time I'm not really
jealous of all those people locked in
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bathrooms. Aw, you've been locked inside
your shared bathrooms.
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Well, maybe at home.
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You mean, uh, you've never?
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No.
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Well, uh, you want it?
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Yeah, sure.
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Come on.
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Uh, we are talking about sex, right?
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Have you seen Drew?
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I left some gifts in the car and I need
him to help me. No, but I'd be happy to
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help you. I'm Kate O 'Brien.
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Help yourselves.
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Free cabs? Well, Merry Christmas to you,
too, Mrs. Louder.
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Listen, there's no smoking here.
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Bell's office has a window that opens.
Come on.
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Thank you, Santa.
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Mrs. Louder, I think I found Drew. He's
in Mr.
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Bell's office.
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Thank you.
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Jerry, I'm shocked.
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This is a family business.
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Uh, can we please talk about this in
private? Fine, but I'm not going in
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Uh...
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Carrie?
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Santa?
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Be sure to check out our toy department
where this afternoon... Everything is 10
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% off.
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Right, Trixie?
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That's right, Mr. Claus.
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Santa pig.
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Devil elf.
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Oh, boo -hoo.
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So louder kicked you back to your
cubicle. I didn't do anything, and I'm
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here every lunch till Christmas.
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Oh, give me a break. You're lucky Bell
didn't fire you for getting him in
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trouble.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.
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Gee, the room was...
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striking out with a woman. I assumed it
was you.
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Excuse me, but aren't the elves supposed
to be smaller than Santa?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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It was worth it, wasn't it?
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Oh, yeah.
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Same time next year?
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Yeah.
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Same place?
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No.
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You sure Mrs. Ladder won't mind us doing
this?
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Hey, she said free cab rides home.
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And she didn't say what route we had to
take.
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Chicago sure was fun.
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I really enjoyed Phantom.
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It's kind of cold here, though.
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I think it might be a little warmer down
south.
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Graceland.
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