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S -A -T -U -R -D -A -Y. Night.
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S -A -T -U -R -D -A -Y.
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Night. Drew?
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Back here, Kate.
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No more blind dates.
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This guy's a lawyer, right? He uses a
two -for -one coupon at dinner. I'm
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supposed to order something the same
price or less than soup?
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Boy, an obnoxious lawyer?
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What's next, a wacky weatherman?
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Hey, I came over here for a little
sympathy.
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Aww.
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That's okay, Kate.
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We'll play a little eight ball, have
some beer.
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Next thing you know, you'll be drunk and
broke.
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By the way, how did you know I'd be home
tonight?
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Well, it's Saturday night.
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I could have had a date.
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It's just that I had that big saltpeter
sandwich for lunch and I wasn't in the
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mood.
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Hey, Kate.
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Drew. Hey, Lois.
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What are you doing here? Did you and Pam
have a fight?
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No, no, we were just in the neighborhood
and she kicked me out of the car and
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drove away.
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Try to get her to wear that thing again?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, rack them up.
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By the way, how did you know that I
would be home tonight?
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Biblical prophecy.
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You know, not everyone goes out on
Saturday night, you know.
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Maybe I don't like crowds. Maybe Tuesday
morning's my big night out.
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More beer with those pancakes, my dear?
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Hey, you guys.
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Hey. What are you doing in my garage?
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I barred your car.
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You barred my car? How did you know I
wouldn't need it?
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It's Saturday night.
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Did the pizza I ordered get here yet?
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The pizza you ordered to my house? The
place where I might not be?
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The guy who couldn't get a date if dates
were magnets and his butt was due
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north?
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You're right. We shouldn't assume you'll
be home. And even if you are, we
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shouldn't assume that you want company.
Oh, well, thank you.
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Come on, guys. Let's give Drew some
space. We'll go down to the Warsaw.
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I'll explain a little something to
Lewis.
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I told you women don't think those
things are sexy.
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Hey, if it's not sexy, how come I had to
order it from Mexico, huh?
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Saturday night, we're not coming back.
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Yeah, one Saturday night, I might not
even be here.
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Well, Drew, the sun's not going to
explode for another 955 million years.
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Yeah, well, the Saturday night before
that, I'm going out.
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Moon over Parma, bring my love to me
tonight.
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Guide her to Cleveland underneath your
silvery light.
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We're going bowling, so don't lose her
in Solon.
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Moon over Parma tonight.
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Hi, these are some interesting
mannequins you've done here.
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Oh, look, a Christmas display.
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Ah, blood.
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Well, thanks for stopping by. Really a
pleasure.
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Gosh, your skin is cold.
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Try and get some sun, won't you?
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Whoa.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Miss Mimi Bobeck, the woman
who almost got me fired.
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Bite me, doughboy.
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You know, you're a very forward person.
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You can't just sit there. That's where
Mr. Bell's assistant sits.
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All right, I'm just going to call
security.
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Hello, Bill?
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Is that you at the Grand Canyon?
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Hold on a second, Bill.
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Is that your parents?
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You're doing a fine job, Bill. Just
calling to say, hey, Bill.
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When did you get this job?
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Yesterday. To keep me from going to the
Labor Relations Board, Mr. Bell hired me
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as his personal assistant.
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Oh, and this must be your dog.
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Oh, he's a big fella, huh?
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I guess it's true what they say about
dogs and their owners.
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They look nothing alike.
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Listen, pig.
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No, we're friends now. Just call me
Drew.
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From now on, your life's going to be
hell.
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Not a day goes by that I don't try to
get you fired.
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You're going to miss meetings, you're
going to lose memos.
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Okay, friend.
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Oh, by the way, this came for you.
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You know, if you think you can just
waltz in here and threaten me, you don't
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know what you're up against.
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And next time, it won't be my envelope.
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Mr. Carey?
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I'm sorry, my father's Mr. Carey, I'm
Mrs. Carey.
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Want to smile so I know you're kidding?
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Hi.
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I'm Lisa Robbins. I'm here for the
visual merchandiser position.
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Oh, you mean window displays. Great.
Well, why don't you step into the
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production module of the human resources
allocator.
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Welcome aboard, Mimi.
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And don't forget, Friday is crazy sock
day.
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Let's see what we have here.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Lies, lies, lies.
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Wow, you worked at Antonio's? Yeah.
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I was a waiter there like ten years ago.
Oh, hey, thanks for me.
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Man, I love that Parma pizza. I ate it
morning, noon, and night.
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Everybody hated me because I never
gained an out.
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Everybody liked me.
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Well, you seem to have done okay.
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Hey, if you get promoted, do you get a
ceiling?
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Actually, when I do get my next
promotion, I will get a real office.
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I was just kidding around.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't share the
laugh and I was too uptight.
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Oh, look at that.
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Your whole head is blushing. That's so
cute.
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May I see your portfolio?
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You're not comfortable being taken
seriously as a man, are you?
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No, no, no. I'm fine. If you want to
talk about me, talk about me.
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Okay.
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What's with the haircut?
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Head lice? Any more about me?
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Yeah, those glasses?
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Whose interview is this?
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Hey, I'm just making small talk. I do
that when I'm nervous.
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What do you do?
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Isn't it obvious?
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You eat?
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Shut up, I sweat.
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Wait, why are you nervous?
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Why are you nervous?
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Uh -uh, I asked first.
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No, you asked first.
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Hey, uh, you know, these are really
good.
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Thanks. Listen, uh...
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Why don't you just fill out this
personality profile test and we'll talk
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Okay. Here's the questions.
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Here's the answers.
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Oh, look.
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Here's one that's already filled out.
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She's got this great sense of humor.
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She's easy to talk to. She's crude.
She's vulgar.
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She hates all the same people I hate.
Love that. Perfect.
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And as an added bonus, she can eat like
a pig and never gain an ounce.
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Yeah, this is us, Walt and Beth.
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Hey, Beth.
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Where are you going, Beth?
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See you later, Beth.
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Are we sure her name's Beth?
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What's with Beth?
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You mean Claire?
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She dumped me.
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You're kidding. What happened?
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I don't know. It's always the same
thing. Everything starts out fine, then
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like, I don't think this is going to
work out. And I always tell them.
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Of course it will. Trust me, I really
care about you.
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Oh, man, Oswald.
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What? Well, you're a great guy.
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You're cute, you're generous, you wear
bad shoes, but that's not a crime.
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But trust me, it'll work out.
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I mean, some women may find your voice a
little insincere. Really?
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Or it could be that your forehead takes
up two -thirds of your face.
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Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you?
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Well, we've lost a good friend in
Oswald, but we still have our beer, and
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got a woman. Here, here.
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No, I don't. Well, I'm drinking anyway.
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Well, son, I'd love to go out with Lisa,
but I can't. I'm giving her the job,
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and management shouldn't date regular
employees, no matter how close that
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management is to having no discernible
power.
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Man, it's lonely at the middle.
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wondering, can you hear that okay?
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Because I'm getting mostly vibrations
over in my place.
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Sorry, sorry, Joe!
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Turn that music down!
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Old man Terry's over here to complain!
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You know, normally I wouldn't say
anything, but you know, one of the
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bought my folks' house is that the
neighborhood's kind of quiet.
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Because, you know, after a long day, I
just like to unwind or read or
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You were reading?
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Yeah.
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Are you going to school?
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Can you just come out here and get baby?
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It's okay. I live next door.
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They see me every damn day.
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Oh, that's enough, baby.
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Hush.
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Hi, Drew.
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I just love you too, Tom.
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Sorry about baby, Drew.
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He's just a little excitable.
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Aren't you, baby?
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Who's mama's baby?
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You're mama's baby.
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At least until mama has a little baby of
her own.
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How you been, Drew?
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Busy. Very busy.
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And sterile.
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Drew! How's it hanging?
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Sorry about the music. Buddy of mine
picked up a handful of CD systems at a
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factory outlet store.
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You want one?
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Make that drive into work really sweet.
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Well, thanks, but, you know, I carpool.
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I'll even install it myself.
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How's a hundred bucks in?
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Well, it would double the value of my
car.
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Dad's stereos are the best.
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I only got 80 % of my hearing.
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Yeah, but look on the bright side.
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My dying testicle finally shook loose.
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Well, as of 12 .09, I officially know
too much about you.
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Shh.
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Lisa's right over there.
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I know. I met her.
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So, what do you think?
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Nice hiney.
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Kate. Drew, listen to me. This is the
one time that... Hey, she's buying
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something. That's my commission!
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This is the one time. If you ignore
this, it will go away.
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You think I don't know that?
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But there's nothing I can do.
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I understand.
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Yeah, Drew.
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Lisa's right over there.
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Yeah, she looks real cute today. Hey,
Lisa.
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Thanks, Kate.
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Don't forget to call that number.
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There's no such thing as a little crack
problem.
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Hi, Lisa. Hey, Drew.
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Boy, these mannequins just keep getting
better and better looking.
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Wow.
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She'd probably never talk to me.
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Hey, could you hand me that bra?
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You want the demi -cup, the underwire,
or the sport?
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Demi -cup.
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You seem to know your way around women's
underwear.
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Well, I just have a general thirst for
knowledge.
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You think this will work?
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I think it's about to.
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I've got to go.
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Wait, um, are you busy tonight?
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I thought maybe we could have dinner and
a movie.
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I'd love to, but you know, the company
has rules against that kind of thing.
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Oh, uh, maybe we could get together so
you could explain them to me.
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Oh, what the heck.
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It's not like it's a date.
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Eight o 'clock tonight at the Warsaw.
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It's right where the Gdansk used to be.
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You'll know me by having met me
previously.
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Wow, I'm doing pretty well.
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I better leave.
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00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:15,820
Come here, come here.
251
00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:18,390
Wait, there's something in your eye.
252
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:19,910
Oh, it's a twinkle.
253
00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:21,260
Shut up.
254
00:13:27,761 --> 00:13:33,769
Hey, Drew, I didn't expect to see you
here tonight. What's up?
255
00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:36,289
What do you mean, what's up? How come
anything has to be up? Can't a guy just
256
00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,090
walk into a bar? Is that illegal now?
257
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,550
No, but the way you smell should be.
258
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:42,840
Too much cologne?
259
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,670
Too much? You mean there was more?
260
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Hi, Drew.
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Hi, Lisa.
262
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Uh, guys, this is Lisa. Lisa, this is
guys. Oh, hi. Oh, yeah, hi.
263
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,750
You must be the woman Drew isn't dating.
264
00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:01,850
And since we're not dating, you don't
need to get to know them.
265
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,090
Come on. Okay.
266
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,650
Okay.
267
00:14:04,651 --> 00:14:08,579
Look, I'm serious. This can't be a date,
okay? Okay. Not even the appearance of
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a date.
269
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Thanks.
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What's that?
271
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Perfect.
272
00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,200
So, how are you two tonight?
273
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,490
Oh, good.
274
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:26,060
Great. I'll have a double chili
cheeseburger with everything.
275
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:31,539
extra onions, and you can take my
napkin, because I'm not going to be
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tonight.
277
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:35,230
Ma 'am?
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Let's see.
279
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,770
Okay.
280
00:14:38,771 --> 00:14:42,499
Give me a couple of sloppy joes. Open
face with extra sauce. Give me a side of
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sauerkraut, and I won't be needing this.
282
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,690
Should I bring plates, or should I just
throw the food on the floor?
283
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,290
It's your call.
284
00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:01,300
So do you usually eat double chili
cheeseburgers when you're not on a date?
285
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,890
Yep, power food.
286
00:15:02,891 --> 00:15:05,479
Kind of food just marches right down
your throat, you know.
287
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,530
Follow me, boys. We're going to the
heart.
288
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,630
What is that, lettuce? Get the hell out
of my way.
289
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,630
Oh, great.
290
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,170
What?
291
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:17,900
Some people from the store.
292
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,660
Oh, don't worry. They won't see us.
293
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:24,090
What if they do see us? We're talking
business.
294
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,090
Drew.
295
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,390
I like you.
296
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,660
Okay, so we're off business.
297
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,860
Look, isn't there any way we could see
each other?
298
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,440
I'm a director of personnel.
299
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:43,780
It'll look like I'm playing favorites.
300
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,470
If I date you, I'll have to date
everybody.
301
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,360
All right, well, promise me one thing.
302
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,750
What?
303
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,140
You'll think about it.
304
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,510
Oh, man.
305
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:02,950
Mimi.
306
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,210
Looking for me?
307
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,460
Hello, Mr. Carey. I think you know
everybody from work.
308
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:09,910
Jim, Sue.
309
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:11,680
Great to see you. How you doing?
310
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,390
Hey,
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00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,470
Kate.
312
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,860
So, how do I look?
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00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,240
Very Apollo 13.
314
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,030
Dashing astronaut or nerdy mission
control guy?
315
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,850
Space monkey?
316
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,920
You're trying to impress Lisa.
317
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,640
You're going for it!
318
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,740
Damn right I'm going for it.
319
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,580
I mean, people talk.
320
00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:48,899
I'm doing this for all the right
reasons.
321
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,080
My conscience is clean.
322
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,980
Oh, and so is your neck. You shaved your
neck.
323
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,580
You are in love.
324
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,180
Oh, look at you, my little space monkey.
325
00:16:58,740 --> 00:16:59,790
Look at you.
326
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,760
No. What is it?
327
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,839
Houston, we have a problem.
328
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,880
Jules! Hey, Jules, you up?
329
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:15,909
Hey, Jules!
330
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:17,510
Jules!
331
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:19,030
What's the hassle?
332
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,440
My dashboard is ripped out of my car.
333
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,660
I'm putting in your new stereo system.
334
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,350
You told me you carpooled in the
morning.
335
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,420
Yeah, well, I'm driving this morning.
336
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,880
That's the hassle, man.
337
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,070
You said you'd be done with that last
night.
338
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,720
Had to pick up my bees.
339
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,270
You have bees?
340
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,200
Ah, ah, ah, ah. Get your own.
341
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,430
But, uh, here.
342
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,460
You can take my ride.
343
00:17:58,350 --> 00:17:59,400
My neighbor's truck.
344
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,830
Anybody here a Molly Hatchet fan?
345
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,290
ACDC? I went to hell.
346
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,290
Someone open the rear window, please.
347
00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:15,990
Hey, how we doing back there?
348
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,640
Does anyone else hear that sound?
349
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,350
Sounds like bees.
350
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:41,450
Boy, you sure picked the wrong day to
wear that lilac perfume.
351
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,920
You call it a bee sting, you can barely
see it.
352
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:47,860
Drew, I can see it, and it's on my
forehead.
353
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:52,770
Well, LaShondra, can you send Lisa
Robbins up here right away, please?
354
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,250
It's a little early for a nooner, isn't
it?
355
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,820
I wait until 40 minutes after my meal.
356
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,130
Yes, Mr. Bell.
357
00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:04,339
Carrie, you put me in an awkward
position here. This thing with you and
358
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:05,780
woman. It's all over the store.
359
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,330
Oh, man.
360
00:19:07,331 --> 00:19:09,999
Listen, sir, I can explain. You don't
have to explain.
361
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,179
The point is, Carrie, it doesn't sit
well with the other employees.
362
00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:15,460
I want this relationship terminated now.
363
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,600
Period. But, Mr. Bell... Period.
364
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:23,500
Well, in that case, sir, I don't know
what to tell you.
365
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,170
Looks like you're going to have to fire
me.
366
00:19:28,171 --> 00:19:34,899
Really? Besides, the severance pay for
somebody with your seniority is
367
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,250
outrageous. It'd be cheaper to have you
killed.
368
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,840
Thank you, sir.
369
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,560
If anyone loses a job, it'll be this new
woman.
370
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,030
Handle it, Gary.
371
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,110
But that's not fair.
372
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,500
She just... Babe.
373
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,270
Sorry, Drew.
374
00:19:55,271 --> 00:19:58,019
Well, now what am I supposed to tell
Lisa?
375
00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:00,550
I'm sorry, but Mr. Bell won't let me go
out with you?
376
00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:02,830
That I'm already married? To my job?
377
00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:06,140
Hey, I'd like to meet my kids, Ulcer and
Big Chair Ass.
378
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:09,400
You know, Big Chair Ass is going to
college in the fall.
379
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,590
You called, boss?
380
00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:17,280
What's up?
381
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,090
Please, uh, sit down.
382
00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:21,120
Uh -oh.
383
00:20:21,510 --> 00:20:24,730
It's that my wife just found out about
us boys.
384
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:28,670
Close. I just got reamed by Mr. Bell for
us going out last night.
385
00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:30,480
Look.
386
00:20:30,481 --> 00:20:34,569
I know that sounds crazy, and I know
we've only known each other a few days,
387
00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:37,670
I'm willing to give up all of this.
388
00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,290
Hey, it's only one wall short of a cube.
389
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:45,610
If you are willing to commit to a
lifelong relationship.
390
00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:51,129
True. I know. That's the beauty of it.
It's the most irrational thing you've
391
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:52,210
ever heard anyone say.
392
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:54,460
Yeah, it is.
393
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,370
Wait, I want kids.
394
00:20:58,370 --> 00:20:59,420
True.
395
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,740
I can't let you quit your job for me.
That's crazy.
396
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:04,560
Then I'll have the kids.
397
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,820
Look, I have childbearing hips.
398
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:11,540
Well, you really do have fantastic hips.
399
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,100
Really? Well, I always hoped.
400
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,390
Oh, come on.
401
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:18,940
We hardly know each other.
402
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,880
Oh, I can barely commit to one hair
color for more than a month.
403
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,240
Much less to you for the rest of my
life.
404
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,420
It's too much pressure, Drew, you know?
405
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,300
Yeah, I see.
406
00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:33,380
In that case, I called you up here to
break it off.
407
00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:36,080
Oh, God, no.
408
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,570
Don't go to pieces on me. Be strong.
409
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:42,350
So what do we do now? Go on with our
lives?
410
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:43,600
Date other people?
411
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,970
Yeah, well, I can, but you can't.
412
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:50,440
Hey.
413
00:21:56,210 --> 00:21:58,620
That probably wouldn't have worked out
anyway.
414
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,120
Your face is too fat.
415
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,850
Yeah, well, your calves are too close to
your ankles.
416
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,620
Your ears aren't level.
417
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,300
Yeah, neither are your breasts.
418
00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:12,650
Did I just say that out loud in the
office?
419
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,220
And you're not too smart either.
420
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:18,280
Oh, yeah, like it takes a genius to
figure that out.
421
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,270
Got her that time.
422
00:22:36,911 --> 00:22:39,009
beautiful night.
423
00:22:39,010 --> 00:22:43,560
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