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-[tapping]
-[intro music]
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Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all
about knowing fuck all about 'owt,
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needs to watch their back. [cries out]
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So, you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your con-dem-nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had
a national fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching, needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs anymore.
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-This is our England now.
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[intro music]
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[intro music fades]
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[Kelly] I used to go out
with this lad in me teens.
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A real pin up: blonde, blue eyed.
Face of an angel.
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If his timing had been better
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and his voice didn't sound like
a hot water bottle being trod on,
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he could've been a contender,
given Gary and Robbie a run for the money.
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Certainly had the looks. The moves.
He was charm personified.
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Everyone loved him. Everyone.
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But not half as much as me.
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He was everything I'd never had before.
Or since, come to think of it.
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Attentive. Considerate.
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Generous. Kind.
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Until the night
when he didn't take no as no.
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No!
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When I finally
plucked up the courage to tell,
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no one believed me.
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"He wouldn't do something like that."
But he did.
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And it taught me a really valuable lesson.
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Sometimes, devils come dressed as angels.
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And angels come dressed as devils.
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Only problem is...
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Sometimes you only find out which is which
when it's too fuckin' late.
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["Lust For Life" by Iggy Pop plays]
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[cop grunts]
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["Lust For Life" continues]
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♪ 'Cause of a lust for life ♪
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♪ Lust for life... ♪
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[Micky laughs]
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♪ I got a lust for life ♪
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♪ I got a lust for life ♪
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♪ I got a lust for life ♪
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♪ Lust for life ♪
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♪ I got a lust for life ♪
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♪ Lust for life ♪
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♪ I got a lust for life... ♪
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♪ Lust for life... ♪
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[group singing] ♪ Raise your voice ♪
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♪ When Jesus comes around ♪
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♪ All that's bad goes to ground... ♪
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Where there is darkness,
I shall bring the light.
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And where there is hatred,
I shall bring...
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love, love, love!
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-♪ Salvation... ♪
-[Frank burps]
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All I fuckin' need,
a McCartney to play against my Lennon.
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♪ You have the choice ♪
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-[man] Hallelujah!
-[woman] Hallelujah!
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[Frank] You see, one mention of religion
and it's got us all arguing,
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while those cracked twats
are peddling their shite,
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lining their pockets
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and frightening the lives
out of the vulnerable and lonely!
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Oh, fucking hell.
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[Jesus] We're a non-profit-making
organisation, actually.
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-Oh, El Ron Hubbard.
-You'll have to forgive him, father.
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Keep telling you, Mimi. I'm not a priest.
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Just one soul wanting to spread
a little happiness to another.
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-Would you be willing to put one up?
-Anything we can do to help.
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That's good to hear.
Bless you, one and all.
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[Mimi laughs delightedly]
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What is it you lot are on, Ritalin?
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What?
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[Micky] 'Scuse!
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-We haven't met.
-Jesus. Jesus O' Toole.
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Religious family?
Yeah, I was called Bernadette.
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Until I came out
and they realised I weren't a girl.
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I changed it by deed poll.
In honour of the boss.
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Oh!
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We had a lad called Moses
in our class when I was a kid.
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But he got knocked over
by a fork lift truck on work experience.
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Got another poster?
It's just for college...
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There's a few lost lambs there,
I can tell ya.
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-Your name's Mike..?
-Er... Mikey-
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-Mick... Micky.
-Angel.
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-Stop it.
-Michael was one of the Archangels.
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God's hard man. Fighter. Coming?
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[rapid heartbeat]
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To the prayer meeting?
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Yeah. Okay.
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[heartbeat fades]
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Tell your big brother next time
he wants something, not to send you.
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-He needs to come in himself.
-Will do.
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Call it twenty. Be getting me arrested.
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[laughs]
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[camera clicks]
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[Grace] See you in court then!
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[Jesus' Squad practicing scales]
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-Can't you do something about that?
-Oh, back off, miserable arse.
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-Can't bar them for enjoying themselves.
-I didn't mean bar them.
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I just meant burn them at the stake,
that'd shut the fuckers up.
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Free country, Frank.
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Only if you're
a Christian Fundamentalist, apparently.
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Or some other vocal minority.
Like your fucking lot.
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-What d'you mean by that?
-[Frank] Oh, you see?
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someone dares criticise,
have an opinion, you're up in arms!
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-Dad, shut the fuck up.
-No, you can't have a balanced discussion,
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can't dare to disagree. Oh, sorry.
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But the vast majority of folk
in the free world
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don't share your point of view
vis-à-vis your God
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and the way his representatives
on earth are conducting themselves.
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You're welcome to your opinion.
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-Cheers.
-I just don't wanna hear it.
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And don't we know it.
Someone dares speak out of turn
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you're down on 'em like a ton of bricks.
Literally in some parts of the world.
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-That's bang out of order.
-No, Karen. Blowing yourself up
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and taking folk with you
who don't wanna go is bang out of order.
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-You need to watch what you're saying.
-Or what? You'll get a Fatwa on me, yeah?
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-Frank gets a Fatwa?
-[imitates missile]
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-[Carl] Whoa!
-[everyone clamouring]
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I'm not saying one religion
is any better than the other,
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they're all shite.
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Get off!
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It's just a way of administering control
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pulling strings. God's just a bogeyman!
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-That is so offensive.
-Well, I'd rate buggering choirboys
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and abusing kids in care
more offensive, Mimi,
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but hey, y'know,
one man's Sistine Chapel ceiling
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-is another man's floor.
-All Catholics bugger choirboys, do they?
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-Yeah.
-[Micky laughs]
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Can't say I have. Shane?
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[the Squad chanting]
Go home to your wives!
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Go home to your wives!
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[Lillian] I've been here ages,
say I'm the Devil Incarnate.
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-I'd be insulted if I knew what it meant.
-What's this? What you playing at?
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-Just trying to raise awareness.
-Not outside my place of work.
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You're a whore?
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Er, a little Old Testament
for my tastes, but yep.
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I thought you get everyone happy-clappy,
not interfere with how I earn my living.
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-Or give an opinion on it.
-Let's pray, Kelly.
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Join me.
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Be forgiven.
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I'll be on me knees
as soon as I clock on for work
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and you'll be flat on your back
if you don't call your bitches off.
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I don't want or need your forgiveness.
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It's the Almighty
you're asking to forgive.
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And be honest, you could do with
a little guidance in your life.
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[scoffs]
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Tonya could've done with some too.
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With light in her life,
she could've avoided a lot of heartache.
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-How the fuck do you--
-Move!
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-[woman] Watch out!
-[laughter]
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[Trixie] There's plenty more
where that came from too!
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-[engine revving]
-I'm here to help, Kelly. Let me.
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-What's going on?
-How'd you know about our Tonya?
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-How'd you know about me sister?
-What's happening?
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-Let the love in, Kelly.
-Fuck d'you know me name?
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All right, pal, what are you up to?
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Spreading the word.
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Yeah?
Well, fucking spread it somewhere else.
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Jesus loves you, Shane.
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-[grunts in pain]
-[indistinct shouting]
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I'm praying for you.
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[Jesus cries out]
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He knows your name. He knows our names!
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[Jesus grunts]
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♪ Someone's praying Lord, kumbaya ♪
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♪ Oh, Lord, kumbaya... ♪
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He knew things about me. Me family.
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Been here a week,
could've asked someone your name.
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Every now and then,
you do come across a Holy man
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-who has a direct link to him upstairs.
-He's got those eyes, though, hasn't he?
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They look right into ya.
Know your every thought.
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-[Mimi] See right into our souls.
-[Frank] Trickery, Kelly.
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It's smoke and mirrors,
like all religions.
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Except yours, obviously.
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Fear of an all seeing, all knowing,
unforgiving deity that doesn't even exist.
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Except yours, as previously mentioned.
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Hang on, got to admit
it's been a bit nicer since they arrived.
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Let me give you a hand, Lillian.
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Kids off the streets, all on the bus,
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socialising instead of making
nuisances of themselves.
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[WPC] Stop!
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[all chanting]
Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!
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-Jesus is doing no harm.
-You dropped your purse.
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Oh, thank you.
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[cheering] Well done!
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Apart from picketing my business
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and threatening
to expose my clientele, you mean?
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They're here to save a few souls.
Let 'em fill their boots and move on.
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[Chesney] I mean, how much harm
are a gang of Bible bashers gonna do us?
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-[laughter]
-[indistinct chatter]
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[muffled screaming]
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[Kelly grunts, squeals]
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You touch me and you're dead.
I'm a Maguire!
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[grunting] Just stop!
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When they find out
what you did to one of their own...
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[man] At least I got the right one.
[grunts]
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[panting]
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-Marty?
-[groans]
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-Me nuts...
-[laughing]
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We were in Spain. Paradise. [chuckles]
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Happiest ever.
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We had each other. The kids.
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So, what happened?
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Couldn't give her what she wanted.
I tried.
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Had this job in Fuengirola,
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it meant we were just scraping by,
but we were together.
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Anyway before long... [supresses a tic]
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she found someone
who could give her what she wanted.
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-She left ya.
-Took me kids.
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Arsin'... arsin'... arsin' around
behind me back with some greasy wop!
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Wops are Italian. You were in Spain.
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All the same gel-wearing,
tight-trousered bastards!
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Put the fire out! She...
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She put out the fire, desire,
that I felt for her.
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So, you're back here.
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[breathes heavily]
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Fuck, sorry.
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Who is it?
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[sobbing] Mum.
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It's Carol?
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-I had no idea she'd...
-[sniffs]
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[melancholy piano music]
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[Marty sobs softly]
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You have had a shit time of it,
haven't ya?
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Look, you can't stay here.
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I'll have a word with Shane.
It'll only be the couch, but...
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at least you'll be warm, safe.
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How about it, eh?
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-Prayer meeting at 20:00.
-It look like I go to prayer meetings?
240
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:15,980
Looks like you need to.
241
00:14:16,061 --> 00:14:18,500
There's an Xbox on the bus. PS3. Wii.
242
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:21,701
-What's your name?
-Mephistopheles.
243
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,021
Call him Meff for short.
244
00:14:26,381 --> 00:14:28,620
-God sent me to save you.
-[Frank] Oh, yeah?
245
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,261
Many women, bigger, wiser
and on the legal side of puberty to you
246
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,701
have tried to save me
and failed spectacularly.
247
00:14:34,781 --> 00:14:38,381
Vernon Francis Gallagher.
Nine children to two different women.
248
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,701
Claiming Disability Benefits on and off
for a back condition,
249
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:45,061
which only materialises at the same time
as the possibility of a job.
250
00:14:45,141 --> 00:14:48,381
What are you?
Some sort of LibDem, Tory spy?
251
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:52,181
Receiving Child Benefits intended for
your dependants for almost 30 years.
252
00:14:52,261 --> 00:14:55,181
That money never put a meal on the table.
Clothes on their backs.
253
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:58,661
Me and my benefits
are classified information.
254
00:14:58,740 --> 00:14:59,701
It's theft, Frank.
255
00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:02,421
A crime not only against
your fellow man, but God himself.
256
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,500
I don't give a toss about me fellow man.
257
00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:06,740
[shouting] And as for God...
258
00:15:06,821 --> 00:15:08,421
-[blows raspberry]
-[clapping]
259
00:15:10,381 --> 00:15:13,781
[the Squad singing]
♪ Salvation or damnation... ♪
260
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:15,261
Who the fuck are you?
261
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:19,980
♪ You have a choice... ♪
262
00:15:20,061 --> 00:15:21,340
See the light!
263
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,460
♪ Salvation... ♪
264
00:15:26,061 --> 00:15:28,220
-[Shane] Fuck that!
-[Kelly] He's on his own.
265
00:15:28,301 --> 00:15:31,100
In that shitty squat
the junkies used to use.
266
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,340
Here'y'are. Only wants Marty staying here.
Veronica's brother.
267
00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:36,941
All we need, a fuckin' arsonist.
268
00:15:37,021 --> 00:15:38,340
[baby crying]
269
00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:40,781
Micky!
270
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:45,421
-[frantic music]
-[Micky breathes heavily]
271
00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:49,500
-He's got nowhere to live.
-[Mimi] Micky!
272
00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:53,340
[panting]
273
00:15:53,421 --> 00:15:55,181
[Mimi]
Wouldn't be able to leave a match...
274
00:15:55,261 --> 00:15:56,860
[pants, groans]
275
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,141
-...or a lighter out...
-[panting] Oh, God.
276
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,821
...for fear of him torching the place.
277
00:16:01,901 --> 00:16:04,100
-God, oh, God!
-He's got a right potty mouth!
278
00:16:04,181 --> 00:16:06,100
[guttural moan]
279
00:16:06,181 --> 00:16:08,021
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck the other.
280
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,701
Every other word's fuck.
281
00:16:09,781 --> 00:16:10,901
-Or twat.
-[Micky] Who?
282
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:11,860
Marty.
283
00:16:11,941 --> 00:16:14,620
He used to shout "cuntflaps"
at the nuns in St. Morrissey's.
284
00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:17,541
Cilla'd pick that up in no time.
Imagine her, "cuntflaps".
285
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,421
-You've got a spare room.
-No chance.
286
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,421
-Said that without moving your lips.
-He is a bit of a liability.
287
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,781
-[knock at door]
-[Jamie] Oh, for fuck's sake!
288
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,181
-You in on this, Ches?
-Yeah, too right!
289
00:16:29,261 --> 00:16:31,620
-Good.
-Did you call Lillian?
290
00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:33,061
[sighs] Couldn't get through.
291
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,821
[Chesney] Micky, you know
where she is don't ya?
292
00:16:37,901 --> 00:16:42,301
["The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
-Main Title" by Ennio Morricone plays]
293
00:16:46,941 --> 00:16:50,100
-[woman screaming, moaning]
-[man moaning]
294
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,380
If the car's a rockin',
don't come knockin'.
295
00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:57,781
I've gone mobile.
296
00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:59,821
I couldn't get
a punter past the God squad,
297
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:03,340
-so I've launched 'Feels On Wheels'.
-[screaming, moaning]
298
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:07,860
It's an orgy!
299
00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:10,701
[Lillian] Didn't start like that.
Two were late
300
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:13,061
and then all me appointments
all went crashing,
301
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:16,221
so I thought, to hell with it,
and chucked 'em all in at once.
302
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:19,021
I take a 10% cut
and keep film and distribution rights.
303
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,781
They're being filmed?
304
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:23,501
Hey, little tiny cameras
the size of match sticks.
305
00:17:23,581 --> 00:17:24,501
Haven't got a clue.
306
00:17:24,581 --> 00:17:27,620
-[Mimi] Who'd watch that?
-[Micky] Big market for chubby chasers.
307
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,381
I knock out DVD's on the computer,
308
00:17:29,461 --> 00:17:31,381
take 'em down the car boot on a Saturday.
309
00:17:31,461 --> 00:17:32,501
Make a mint-a.
310
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:35,261
Oh, we're going to see Jesus.
311
00:17:35,861 --> 00:17:40,581
I'm fucked off with the effect
his crusade's having on business.
312
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,621
Jamie!
313
00:17:43,381 --> 00:17:44,621
I'll be with you in spirit,
314
00:17:44,701 --> 00:17:46,701
but if there's a ruck,
I won't be of any use.
315
00:17:46,781 --> 00:17:49,581
-You're getting on a bit, so--
-No, it's the love eggs.
316
00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:52,741
Last time I was involved in a tussle,
I lost one.
317
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,221
One of the girls had to come down
and suction it out
318
00:17:55,301 --> 00:17:58,461
-with the hose off the Dyson.
-Ah...
319
00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:01,101
-I just brought up a bit of sick.
-So have I.
320
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:05,021
-[anticipatory music]
-[moaning continues]
321
00:18:21,381 --> 00:18:23,221
[music fades out]
322
00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:26,981
Get your boss out here now
or else you'll be meeting your maker
323
00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:29,221
a bit quicker than you'd fuckin' imagined.
324
00:18:29,301 --> 00:18:31,861
Wanna play it the hard way,
that's fine with us.
325
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:33,581
Stop this, please!
326
00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:35,981
For the love of God, stop.
327
00:18:36,061 --> 00:18:39,261
None of this'd be happening
if you'd come out when you were told.
328
00:18:39,341 --> 00:18:42,261
We want your pickets removed
from outside our businesses.
329
00:18:42,341 --> 00:18:44,381
There's a message to be spread, Chesney.
330
00:18:44,461 --> 00:18:47,660
Your brains'll be the only thing
being spread if you don't listen up.
331
00:18:47,741 --> 00:18:50,261
You're eating into our profits,
that's not on.
332
00:18:50,341 --> 00:18:52,221
Your trade breeds misery.
333
00:18:52,301 --> 00:18:55,660
-Families ripped apart.
-People have a freedom of choice.
334
00:18:55,741 --> 00:19:00,221
I can't stand idly by
and watch men and women drown
335
00:19:00,301 --> 00:19:02,261
in the very thing that you sell.
336
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,621
Look at Frank!
337
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:07,420
Happiness his children have missed out on
through his addiction.
338
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:11,581
If you knew Frank,
you'd know his kids've had a lucky escape.
339
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,301
Call them off.
340
00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:19,021
We're here to do God's work.
341
00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:21,301
-Peace and love.
-[the Squad echo him]
342
00:19:21,381 --> 00:19:23,061
I can't call that off.
343
00:19:23,141 --> 00:19:25,381
Can't ask it to stop.
344
00:19:25,461 --> 00:19:28,461
Well then, you leave us no choice.
345
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,700
[Patty] You can't call it off...
346
00:19:31,781 --> 00:19:34,381
[voice echoing] but I can.
347
00:19:34,461 --> 00:19:37,021
-[chimes ring]
-[heavenly voices sing]
348
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,861
[animal howling]
349
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:48,541
[sighs] So, why all the cloak and dagger?
350
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,061
Why jump me in the street?
Why not just knock round?
351
00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:55,900
I'm on the run. They've a warrant out.
352
00:19:55,981 --> 00:19:57,021
For?
353
00:19:57,101 --> 00:19:58,420
Didn't pay maintenance.
354
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,541
-[tuts]
-[Marty] I didn't have it, Kel.
355
00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:03,221
When she kicked me out,
I ended up sleeping on the beach,
356
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,660
I lost me job.
Didn't have a pot to piss in.
357
00:20:05,741 --> 00:20:07,420
Besides... [supresses a tic]
358
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,621
...fella she moved in with was loaded.
The kids didn't go short.
359
00:20:13,261 --> 00:20:14,101
What?
360
00:20:15,461 --> 00:20:16,741
You haven't swore.
361
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,821
[laughs] Fuck...
362
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:23,021
-Yeah.
-[Kelly laughs]
363
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,861
Shane doesn't want you staying.
364
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:32,021
So, I thought the best thing we could do
365
00:20:32,101 --> 00:20:34,381
would be to make this place
as comfy as we can.
366
00:20:35,981 --> 00:20:39,021
You've got a duvet cover there, too.
Anything else you want?
367
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:41,700
A fuck.
368
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,381
Is that your Tourette's back?
369
00:20:51,101 --> 00:20:52,501
[grunts]
370
00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:57,461
I'll ask one of the girls to pop round.
You got a type?
371
00:20:57,541 --> 00:20:58,581
Er...
372
00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:02,021
Blonde. 'Bout your size.
[laughs nervously]
373
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:08,141
Lillian'll be docking me pay. Bye.
374
00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:27,021
[suggestive music]
375
00:21:36,621 --> 00:21:38,420
[Shane] It's me. Leave a message.
376
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:43,621
Nothing going on here, so I'll leave it
an hour or so, then head home.
377
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:46,221
If you're at the Jockey,
don't worry about rushing back,
378
00:21:46,301 --> 00:21:49,660
bath and bed when I get in,
I'm knackered. Have a good 'un.
379
00:21:55,261 --> 00:21:56,341
Love you.
380
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:07,061
-[Kelly gasps]
-[Marty laughs]
381
00:22:07,141 --> 00:22:10,581
-Hey, leave 'em on.
-Shat meself then!
382
00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,261
-[Marty screams]
-[Kelly] Oh, my...
383
00:22:12,341 --> 00:22:14,420
-What do you think you're doing?
-[screams]
384
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,101
-[Kelly screams]
-[Marty groans]
385
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:19,021
[Marty laughing] Hang on, punchline!
386
00:22:19,101 --> 00:22:21,341
-And all because...
-[both laugh]
387
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:23,861
-The lady loves... What the...
-[Marty laughs]
388
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:26,940
[both laugh hysterically]
389
00:22:27,021 --> 00:22:29,781
-[Marty exclaims]
-[Kelly laughs]
390
00:22:29,861 --> 00:22:32,501
[Grace]
...and I pledge to thee my purity.
391
00:22:32,581 --> 00:22:34,900
[children] And I pledge to thee my purity.
392
00:22:34,981 --> 00:22:37,061
[Grace] And I pledge to thee my faith.
393
00:22:37,141 --> 00:22:41,940
-[all] And I pledge to thee my faith.
-Now and forever. Amen.
394
00:22:42,021 --> 00:22:45,460
[all] Now and forever. Amen.
395
00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:48,061
All right, crisps and pop coming up!
396
00:22:48,141 --> 00:22:49,221
Enjoy!
397
00:22:53,621 --> 00:22:54,781
You missed it.
398
00:22:54,861 --> 00:22:56,420
-The prayer session.
-I know.
399
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,821
You cannot just turn up
for games, crisps and pop.
400
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:01,141
Cannot just reap the rewards,
have to put the time in.
401
00:23:01,221 --> 00:23:02,141
It's all new to me.
402
00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:04,660
-[gunfire on game]
-Like a big family, innit?
403
00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:09,141
I'll be on time next time.
404
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,581
Erm...
405
00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:13,180
I'm sure God wouldn't mind me
making an exception.
406
00:23:15,141 --> 00:23:17,141
Monster Munch or Nibletts?
407
00:23:23,261 --> 00:23:25,341
[the Squad sings and plays tambourines]
408
00:23:26,101 --> 00:23:28,420
Your cronies are fucking up business
in the pub.
409
00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:30,541
-And the shop.
-And Lillian's.
410
00:23:30,621 --> 00:23:33,021
-You have to stop, now.
-I can't.
411
00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:36,420
I wouldn't put myself
in the middle of it, Patty.
412
00:23:36,501 --> 00:23:40,341
Jesus was never afraid of a fight
and neither am I, Jamie.
413
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,660
-I'd sooner not do this.
-Well, then don't.
414
00:23:42,741 --> 00:23:45,381
Leave the devil behind
and look for salvation,
415
00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:46,460
before it's too late.
416
00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:48,981
I want you off the estate
this time tomorrow.
417
00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:13,940
No wonder your crew knew
all there is to know about everyone.
418
00:24:14,021 --> 00:24:15,660
The font of all knowledge, eh?
419
00:24:15,741 --> 00:24:18,581
I know how people might redeem themselves.
420
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:22,381
Since he shone his light,
my life is finally worth living
421
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:25,861
and yours could be too, so Hallelujah!
422
00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:27,821
-Hallelujah!
-Hallelujah!
423
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,501
[Patty] Join us in the light
424
00:24:29,581 --> 00:24:33,621
and let his love illuminate
the darkest corners of your life.
425
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,221
I don't really do religion,
I'm a Catholic.
426
00:24:36,301 --> 00:24:41,221
Do you think the Lord will forgive you
for all you've done? Beware!
427
00:24:41,301 --> 00:24:42,541
You beware.
428
00:24:42,621 --> 00:24:46,180
If you think I'm gonna let you
and yours fuck up my nearest and dearest,
429
00:24:46,261 --> 00:24:49,341
you're wrong.
No one messes with my family.
430
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:52,061
If you think we're a pushover,
think again.
431
00:24:52,141 --> 00:24:53,660
Blow it out your arse!
432
00:24:53,741 --> 00:24:55,180
I'm New Testament,
433
00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:59,021
your mumbo jumbo scaremongery's
lost on me.
434
00:24:59,101 --> 00:25:01,900
You want trouble, Patty? Bring it on!
435
00:25:01,981 --> 00:25:08,700
Verily, God will visit upon you
fire and brimstone and damnation!
436
00:25:10,021 --> 00:25:12,861
[yelling] The earth shall weep, Mimi,
437
00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:17,261
the earth... shall... weep!
438
00:25:20,861 --> 00:25:21,700
Pepperoni, madam.
439
00:25:23,781 --> 00:25:25,581
Extra Basil like you asked.
440
00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:27,981
[laughing] I meant on the pizza.
441
00:25:29,381 --> 00:25:32,021
With basil on tap,
you can have it any time you want now.
442
00:25:37,341 --> 00:25:39,341
I'm glad you're not
in a hurry to get home.
443
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:40,621
No one to hurry to.
444
00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:43,180
Shane's out on "family business".
445
00:25:43,821 --> 00:25:46,261
-You mean kicking somebody's arse?
-[Kelly laughs]
446
00:25:46,341 --> 00:25:48,861
Or telling someone
they're getting their arse kicked.
447
00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:50,700
Not sure what he gets up to lately,
448
00:25:50,781 --> 00:25:53,341
but I'm pretty sure
it involves arses and kicking.
449
00:25:55,381 --> 00:25:58,420
-Can't be easy being married to a Maguire.
-[Kelly chuckles]
450
00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:03,581
Bit of an effort lately.
451
00:26:07,501 --> 00:26:09,501
All marriages
go through funny patches, eh?
452
00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:11,021
Yeah.
453
00:26:11,101 --> 00:26:12,700
-Just be a funny patch.
-Yeah.
454
00:26:15,021 --> 00:26:17,341
Mam says we need to be on red alert.
455
00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:19,821
-What's that mean?
-Patty and her pals made a threat,
456
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:21,821
which Mam thinks
we need to take seriously,
457
00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:24,501
so there's a family powwow later
to decide the next move.
458
00:26:24,581 --> 00:26:25,460
Hiya.
459
00:26:26,381 --> 00:26:27,621
What you been up to?
460
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:30,501
Not much. Someone
nearly got their arse kicked, that's all.
461
00:26:31,261 --> 00:26:32,101
You?
462
00:26:33,821 --> 00:26:35,021
Been with a client.
463
00:26:35,101 --> 00:26:37,381
-Can you smoke that?
-It's Basil.
464
00:26:38,021 --> 00:26:41,220
-[scoffs] You've give it a name?
-No, Micky, everyone calls it basil.
465
00:26:42,061 --> 00:26:43,700
-What's it for?
-Cooking.
466
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:46,501
Stick it in a pasta, top of pizzas.
467
00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:49,301
-[Shane] We're having pasta again?
-No.
468
00:26:49,381 --> 00:26:51,981
-Fuck you buy it for then?
-It's a gift.
469
00:26:52,061 --> 00:26:55,541
Some perv's buying you a plant
as a thank you for paying to fuck ya?
470
00:26:55,621 --> 00:26:57,821
It wasn't a perv, it was Marty.
471
00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:12,301
-So, he's buying you a plant?
-Shane!
472
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:14,381
punters've bought me watches before now.
473
00:27:14,460 --> 00:27:16,981
Roses for the anniversary
of when they first fucked me
474
00:27:17,061 --> 00:27:18,940
and you and me, we laughed at that.
475
00:27:20,501 --> 00:27:21,900
Why's it bothering ya?
476
00:27:21,981 --> 00:27:25,821
-You do not buy a plant.
-We're just having a laugh.
477
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:29,261
We just got talking
about stuff we liked and... Shane!
478
00:27:29,341 --> 00:27:31,700
["Lust For Life" by Iggy Pop plays]
479
00:27:31,781 --> 00:27:33,900
[Kelly] Shane, come on, this is stupid!
480
00:27:35,141 --> 00:27:36,581
-Shane, will ya--
-Fuck off!
481
00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:37,700
It's a plant!
482
00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:42,021
A fuckin' plant as a joke.
A thank you, that's all!
483
00:27:47,141 --> 00:27:48,180
Shane!
484
00:27:48,261 --> 00:27:50,781
Stop it. Shane! [cries out]
485
00:27:54,061 --> 00:27:55,621
-Shane, stop it!
-[Marty] Shane?
486
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:57,541
-[Marty grunts in pain]
-[Kelly] Stop it!
487
00:27:57,621 --> 00:27:59,021
-[Kelly] No!
-[Jesus] Shane!
488
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,420
-Leave it, leave it!
-Fuck off!
489
00:28:02,501 --> 00:28:04,741
None of your business, so fuckin' do one!
490
00:28:04,821 --> 00:28:06,821
-Are you okay?
-[Kelly] Just leave, please.
491
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:10,501
-[Marty cries out]
-What the fuck are you doin'?
492
00:28:12,621 --> 00:28:14,021
What the fuck's this about?
493
00:28:14,741 --> 00:28:18,021
There was no need. Absolutely no need!
494
00:28:18,101 --> 00:28:19,501
-[Marty groans]
-He stays away!
495
00:28:19,581 --> 00:28:22,101
You don't say who can and can't--
496
00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:24,180
You... are my wife!
497
00:28:25,861 --> 00:28:27,301
Kelly Maguire.
498
00:28:28,021 --> 00:28:29,301
You got that?
499
00:28:29,381 --> 00:28:32,220
-Maguire!
-[yells] And don't I fuckin' know it!
500
00:28:32,301 --> 00:28:35,700
-[Marty whimpers]
-Come on. I said come on.
501
00:28:38,861 --> 00:28:42,341
-[Kelly wails, sobs]
-[Marty cries out in pain]
502
00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:49,021
-[Grace] What's it like living round here?
-Better than where I used to live.
503
00:28:49,101 --> 00:28:51,180
We shouldn't even be talking
to each other.
504
00:28:52,381 --> 00:28:54,061
Being on opposing sides, you mean?
505
00:28:54,741 --> 00:28:57,700
The Maguires asked me to find out
what your lot are planning.
506
00:28:57,781 --> 00:29:00,061
Been asked to find out
what the Maguires planning.
507
00:29:00,141 --> 00:29:03,301
-[both laugh]
-Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all.
508
00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:05,621
I'll pray for your soul.
509
00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:09,021
Don't you ever get pissed off?
I mean, erm, bored,
510
00:29:09,101 --> 00:29:10,621
doing this all the time?
511
00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:14,861
If I can get through to one person,
just one, it'll have been worthwhile.
512
00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:16,381
[mobile phone rings]
513
00:29:20,621 --> 00:29:21,581
Yes, mate?
514
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:25,261
-Never just want a bit of fun?
-I do have fun.
515
00:29:26,101 --> 00:29:28,301
I enjoy my work. My mission.
516
00:29:29,261 --> 00:29:32,301
Look, I believe in God
but only for an hour on a Sunday.
517
00:29:32,381 --> 00:29:35,220
-It hasn't taken over my whole life.
-It needs to.
518
00:29:36,741 --> 00:29:38,700
Don't you just want a bit of excitement?
519
00:29:42,621 --> 00:29:45,021
-[glass smashing]
-[car alarm ringing]
520
00:29:57,741 --> 00:29:59,021
[fire hisses]
521
00:30:00,061 --> 00:30:01,021
[Shane] Fuck!
522
00:30:03,141 --> 00:30:05,180
These fuckers are harder than we thought.
523
00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:08,501
Willing to go to any lengths
to prove their point.
524
00:30:08,581 --> 00:30:10,261
[Kelly] It might not have been them.
525
00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:14,180
-Who else could it've been?
-[Mimi] I told Patty the score.
526
00:30:14,261 --> 00:30:17,581
She threw down the gauntlet. This is war.
527
00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:20,021
So much for peace and goodwill, eh?
528
00:30:21,781 --> 00:30:25,021
Me and my Brendan was involved
in an explosion once.
529
00:30:25,101 --> 00:30:29,460
Nineteen seventy two. We were on a cruise,
celebrating us anniversary.
530
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:33,781
Having dinner at the Captains' table,
when suddenly, this God almighty bang
531
00:30:33,861 --> 00:30:37,141
and the ship tipped. Felt it, wham!
532
00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:40,501
And within an hour,
the whole vessel were upside down.
533
00:30:40,581 --> 00:30:41,581
We were trapped.
534
00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:48,821
That was the Poseidon Adventure.
535
00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:49,861
Did it not happen?
536
00:30:51,261 --> 00:30:54,420
So, we're just gonna sit here
and let 'em get away with it?
537
00:30:55,381 --> 00:30:58,141
Would you be doing this
if I'd been blown to fuckin' pieces?
538
00:30:58,220 --> 00:31:00,741
-[Jamie] No.
-So, what do we do?
539
00:31:00,821 --> 00:31:03,781
-Go round there and nail them.
-[Micky] You mean kill them?
540
00:31:03,861 --> 00:31:05,700
-Kill Jesus?
-[Shane] Kill 'em all.
541
00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:09,741
We tried the gentle approach,
and they wouldn't listen.
542
00:31:09,821 --> 00:31:12,141
Your answer to everything that, isn't it?
543
00:31:12,861 --> 00:31:14,261
What do you suggest?
544
00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:15,741
I dunno, anything but that.
545
00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:19,301
-It's... It's just wrong!
-It's all wrong.
546
00:31:19,381 --> 00:31:23,180
This time tomorrow, our problem
will no longer be our problem.
547
00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:27,420
[suspenseful music]
548
00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:34,301
[whispering] Kel! Kel!
549
00:31:35,021 --> 00:31:37,660
-Are you okay? He didn't hit ya?
-He wouldn't fuckin' dare.
550
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,581
Don't come round again, Marty.
551
00:31:44,021 --> 00:31:45,180
[Marty supresses a tic]
552
00:31:45,861 --> 00:31:48,261
-Why?
-He'll kill ya.
553
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:50,940
-I can't just stop seeing ya.
-You're gonna have to.
554
00:31:51,021 --> 00:31:53,061
-I can't!
-Why the fuck not?
555
00:31:53,821 --> 00:31:54,660
Because I love ya.
556
00:31:57,900 --> 00:31:59,101
[groans with frustration]
557
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:03,700
[whisper] I love you!
558
00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:12,700
You sure you're okay?
559
00:32:12,781 --> 00:32:14,660
Fine thanks, Auntie.
560
00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:17,101
If you're agreeable,
you could stay with us.
561
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:22,180
-Come with us. Join our Crusade.
-You mean it?
562
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:26,381
Indeed we do.
563
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:32,581
-Where's Grace?
-Upstairs, having a lie down.
564
00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:36,541
I'm off on a few messages.
565
00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:39,541
If you need anything, just call for Jesus.
566
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:41,740
I'll be in the office.
567
00:32:44,861 --> 00:32:46,821
[thunder claps]
568
00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:05,700
-What you doin'?
-What's it look like?
569
00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:28,341
It's upside down.
570
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:31,621
[Micky laughs]
571
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,700
Eh. Jesus...
572
00:33:52,861 --> 00:33:54,900
If you hadn't dragged my husband off,
573
00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:57,740
he'd have killed that poor bastard
and be looking at life stretch,
574
00:33:57,821 --> 00:33:59,341
so I owe ya.
575
00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:01,061
Look, my lot have had enough.
576
00:34:01,141 --> 00:34:04,420
And they plan to make sure
you don't cause them no more problems.
577
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:07,261
-When they realise we pose no threat--
-Look, Jesus...
578
00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:10,860
What's your real name?
I can't keep calling you that.
579
00:34:10,941 --> 00:34:14,061
-That is my real name.
-What did your mam call ya?
580
00:34:15,340 --> 00:34:17,581
Fuck's sake,
I'm trying to have a serious conversation.
581
00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:20,260
[clears throat]
582
00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:25,660
-Eric.
-Eric.
583
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:29,141
[whispers] Eric.
584
00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:34,581
Some folk respond well to kindness,
a soft touch.
585
00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:37,061
Jamie isn't the type of man
you wanna be messing with.
586
00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:39,101
When the Romans came for Christ--
587
00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:41,220
You wanna finish up
in the foundations of a flyover?
588
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,660
Well, sit tight.
589
00:34:42,740 --> 00:34:45,141
-[thunder claps]
-[Kelly sighs]
590
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:49,621
There's something I don't understand.
591
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,820
You're a... [sighs]
592
00:34:52,981 --> 00:34:54,220
good looking bloke.
593
00:34:55,141 --> 00:34:57,780
Kind, considerate, passionate.
594
00:34:58,820 --> 00:35:01,820
-Your love for God tells me that much.
-Ya never been tempted?
595
00:35:01,901 --> 00:35:03,421
You never been tempted?
596
00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:06,340
I pray to God to keep me pure.
597
00:35:06,421 --> 00:35:09,221
-You never longed for that touch?
-That euphoria.
598
00:35:11,701 --> 00:35:13,261
-Him.
-His need.
599
00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:14,741
My need.
600
00:35:16,901 --> 00:35:22,261
[Kelly, Micky] When we make love,
I could almost believe in God.
601
00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:23,901
[whispers] It's that good.
602
00:35:23,981 --> 00:35:25,261
It's that good.
603
00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:30,581
-Don't be here.
-They're coming.
604
00:35:36,340 --> 00:35:38,300
-[Kelly] See ya.
-[Aidan] Bye.
605
00:35:40,381 --> 00:35:42,101
Nice shoes, Grace.
606
00:35:46,581 --> 00:35:47,661
You'd better go.
607
00:35:57,661 --> 00:35:59,181
-[sobs]
-[thunder claps]
608
00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:08,021
[suspicious music]
609
00:36:19,261 --> 00:36:20,820
[screams]
610
00:36:20,901 --> 00:36:22,820
-Fuck!
-Have you heard from Libby?
611
00:36:22,901 --> 00:36:24,901
I'm the last one she'd get in touch with.
612
00:36:24,981 --> 00:36:27,581
-Where is she?
-I don't know.
613
00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:29,340
[sighs with relief]
614
00:36:30,780 --> 00:36:33,581
Why are you so intent
on seeing her anyway?
615
00:36:35,981 --> 00:36:39,021
She didn't say where she was going
or who she was going with.
616
00:36:39,101 --> 00:36:41,181
Why would she tell me?
617
00:36:42,461 --> 00:36:45,300
-She didn't leave a note for me?
-What for her jailer?
618
00:36:45,381 --> 00:36:48,261
-Her tormentor?
-I'm her mother.
619
00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,461
Just because you've seen the light,
620
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:53,061
doesn't mean to say everyone else has too.
621
00:36:54,141 --> 00:36:55,141
[Frank groans]
622
00:36:56,141 --> 00:36:57,261
[lighter clicks]
623
00:37:05,101 --> 00:37:08,101
Go seek comfort in Jesus.
624
00:37:08,181 --> 00:37:11,380
Not the real one, obviously,
not suggesting you should top yaself,
625
00:37:11,461 --> 00:37:14,181
but... you know, the himbo on the bus.
626
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:22,181
I'm sure he can rustle up a few words
of comfort from some Epistle or another.
627
00:37:22,261 --> 00:37:24,181
Y'know, rattle his tambourine.
628
00:37:24,261 --> 00:37:25,661
[Frank laughs]
629
00:37:33,221 --> 00:37:34,981
Fuck me.
630
00:37:35,061 --> 00:37:37,141
The ice maiden melteth.
631
00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:41,340
[sighs]
632
00:37:55,581 --> 00:37:56,621
[grunts]
633
00:38:04,581 --> 00:38:06,501
I shed a few tears for her.
634
00:38:06,581 --> 00:38:09,181
Mostly of regret.
635
00:38:09,261 --> 00:38:13,581
-You treated her like shite.
-Regret that I ever met her,
636
00:38:13,661 --> 00:38:17,221
that we ever picked up where we left off,
cos truth be told,
637
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,061
there was nothing left to pick up.
638
00:38:19,141 --> 00:38:22,501
But you know I got me tea made.
Me washing done.
639
00:38:22,581 --> 00:38:25,941
-A good nosh now and again.
-You bastard!
640
00:38:26,021 --> 00:38:29,340
All she needed to hear was
"I love you" and she was on her knees.
641
00:38:29,421 --> 00:38:30,541
[grumbles]
642
00:38:30,621 --> 00:38:33,780
I've had better sex
but me shirts have never been whiter.
643
00:38:36,621 --> 00:38:39,581
I wondered when
the real Patty would resurface...
644
00:38:41,021 --> 00:38:42,701
and here she is.
645
00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:45,021
[thunder claps]
646
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:49,901
[toilet flushing]
647
00:38:50,780 --> 00:38:53,421
So, this is goodbye, then, is it?
648
00:38:56,221 --> 00:38:58,021
I can't see any reason to stay.
649
00:38:58,101 --> 00:38:59,981
[Frank]
Where'd you go when you left here?
650
00:39:00,061 --> 00:39:03,461
What turned you from the Godless
old crone that we knew
651
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,901
to the Godfearing crone now before us?
652
00:39:05,981 --> 00:39:09,421
Much like yourself,
I lived a selfish life,
653
00:39:09,501 --> 00:39:13,501
attending to my needs
before considering the needs of others.
654
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:17,741
And then I went back to Ireland
and while there,
655
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:22,901
had what I can only describe
as my Road To Damascus experience.
656
00:39:22,981 --> 00:39:26,501
So, God just popped up
and showed you the error of your ways?
657
00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:28,820
Yeah? Well, I don't believe a word.
658
00:39:28,901 --> 00:39:31,221
See, I think little Patty
clocked the Jesus freaks
659
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:32,581
and thought bingo,
660
00:39:33,261 --> 00:39:36,221
free meals and a roof over me head
the rest of me life.
661
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,981
I wouldn't expect you to believe.
662
00:39:38,741 --> 00:39:41,741
I was a lost sheep and God saved me.
663
00:39:42,461 --> 00:39:43,300
Liar!
664
00:39:44,061 --> 00:39:49,581
May he strike me down here and now
if I tell a word of a lie.
665
00:39:50,661 --> 00:39:51,780
[thunder claps]
666
00:40:02,421 --> 00:40:06,021
["Requiem Mass, K. 626: I. Introitus,
Requiem Aeternam" by Mozart]
667
00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:09,621
[thunder claps]
668
00:40:18,581 --> 00:40:19,701
[cracking]
669
00:40:34,621 --> 00:40:35,981
[siren in the distance]
670
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:46,901
Marty?
671
00:40:46,981 --> 00:40:48,541
-I'm going.
-Good.
672
00:40:48,621 --> 00:40:50,941
No. I mean, I'm leaving this.
673
00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:53,541
You don't have to leave this, just here.
674
00:40:53,621 --> 00:40:55,981
My head's full of everything
I've been missing.
675
00:40:56,061 --> 00:40:58,380
You can have it all.
I think God'd let you.
676
00:40:58,461 --> 00:41:02,021
How can I preach purity
when all I want to be is impure?
677
00:41:02,101 --> 00:41:05,621
Preach goodness
when all I want to do is bad?
678
00:41:05,701 --> 00:41:08,380
I'm not worthy.
They deserve better than me.
679
00:41:12,101 --> 00:41:16,340
What you want to do, it's normal.
It's not bad.
680
00:41:16,421 --> 00:41:18,621
But I want it to be bad.
681
00:41:18,701 --> 00:41:20,581
I want to bite the apple, Kelly.
682
00:41:27,901 --> 00:41:28,901
Thank you.
683
00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:40,141
["The Good, The Bad, The Ugly"
by Ennio Morricone]
684
00:41:41,981 --> 00:41:43,261
[chains clank]
685
00:41:57,541 --> 00:41:59,820
[chainsaw revving]
686
00:42:04,101 --> 00:42:06,261
[music fades out]
687
00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:07,421
[Shane] Anyone?
688
00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:09,300
[Jamie] Nothing.
689
00:42:20,101 --> 00:42:22,021
[mobile phone rings]
690
00:42:26,221 --> 00:42:28,701
-Ya got my present, then?
-I won't ask where it came from.
691
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,701
-[Aidan] No, don't.
-You got my present?
692
00:42:32,141 --> 00:42:33,380
[Aidan] I got it.
693
00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:37,221
Listen,
next time you're saving souls round here,
694
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,141
come save mine.
695
00:42:39,261 --> 00:42:40,141
Bye.
696
00:42:44,261 --> 00:42:46,820
They say the damage to my spine
is irreparable.
697
00:42:46,901 --> 00:42:48,621
I'll never walk again.
698
00:42:48,701 --> 00:42:51,221
You've taken it very well, Patty.
I'll give you that.
699
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:54,261
I've got my life back, Frank.
What could be better?
700
00:42:55,101 --> 00:42:56,380
I don't understand..
701
00:42:56,461 --> 00:42:58,501
The police are going to be here any minute
702
00:42:58,581 --> 00:43:01,661
and what I tell them
depends very much on you.
703
00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:03,941
How d'you mean?
704
00:43:04,021 --> 00:43:07,061
[Patty] Everyone on the estate knows
how much you hated me.
705
00:43:07,141 --> 00:43:10,820
Everyone knows how much
you wanted me out the picture.
706
00:43:12,461 --> 00:43:15,221
If you agree to have me move back,
707
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:18,860
then I agree not to tell the police
you pushed me down the stairs.
708
00:43:18,941 --> 00:43:20,300
That you did this.
709
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:23,141
Well, that's just my word against...
Who's gonna believe you--
710
00:43:23,221 --> 00:43:25,101
[cries out] Nurse!
711
00:43:25,181 --> 00:43:26,701
Oh, God. Nurse!
712
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:29,621
The pain! [moans]
713
00:43:29,701 --> 00:43:31,501
I think we'll have to increase
your morphine.
714
00:43:31,581 --> 00:43:34,181
I'm just gonna check with the Doctor.
Hang on there, Patty.
715
00:43:34,261 --> 00:43:35,741
[Patty moans dramatically]
716
00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:47,461
Wouldn't you be better off back
on the bus, amongst your own kind?
717
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:51,581
With those bible bashing bastards?
I can't stand the feckin' sight of them!
718
00:43:51,661 --> 00:43:55,741
I want to be amongst folks I know.
Familiar faces. Surroundings.
719
00:43:55,820 --> 00:43:57,981
I want to come home.
720
00:43:58,061 --> 00:44:02,380
And I want to make
your life a feckin' misery, Frank.
721
00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:08,661
[Frank groans]
722
00:44:12,181 --> 00:44:13,421
[softly sobs]
723
00:44:16,501 --> 00:44:19,300
[Kelly] I ran into that old boyfriend
a few years ago.
724
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:23,501
I was out with the girls in town,
turned a corner and bang! There he was.
725
00:44:23,581 --> 00:44:26,981
No longer a possible replacement
for Robbie or Gary.
726
00:44:27,061 --> 00:44:29,860
His face was etched
with all the wrong he'd done.
727
00:44:29,941 --> 00:44:31,380
All the pain he'd caused.
728
00:44:31,461 --> 00:44:32,701
[Avril] Oh, they're here!
729
00:44:32,780 --> 00:44:35,661
[Kelly] And if I believed in God,
730
00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:38,541
I'd like to think he'd had every sin
he'd ever committed
731
00:44:38,621 --> 00:44:41,261
scratched into his face.
732
00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:44,461
As a warning to others
to keep their distance.
733
00:44:44,541 --> 00:44:45,701
To beware...
734
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,981
That's, if I believed in God.
735
00:44:53,141 --> 00:44:56,501
What you going on about, Cynthia?
It's a scratch card.
736
00:44:56,581 --> 00:44:58,860
[TV] Tonight a pensioner
was brutally assaulted
737
00:44:58,941 --> 00:45:00,541
in her home, in Belvedere Road.
738
00:45:00,621 --> 00:45:05,101
If it gets any clearer,
I'll be topping meself.
739
00:45:05,181 --> 00:45:07,501
-It's Frank's name on the line.
-Yeah, and his head.
740
00:45:07,581 --> 00:45:09,741
[clamouring]
741
00:45:09,820 --> 00:45:11,741
[Kelly] Don't know how
you could've missed him.
742
00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:13,101
What the fuck?
743
00:45:13,181 --> 00:45:15,621
Forensic's rustled
a few new words up for you, Frank.
744
00:45:15,701 --> 00:45:18,021
DNA. Positive match.
745
00:45:18,101 --> 00:45:20,701
If it was you, that'd be us finished.
746
00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:22,181
I need to speak to Kev now, where is he?
747
00:46:05,701 --> 00:46:08,820
[Lillian] Did my Brendan spend time
in a Turkish prison?
748
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:11,541
-[Kelly] Midnight Express.
-[Lillian] Oh...
749
00:46:12,820 --> 00:46:15,461
-Play Russian Roulette in 'Nam?
-[Kelly] Deer Hunter.
750
00:46:16,661 --> 00:46:19,021
Did he find a dead body
when he were a kid?
751
00:46:19,101 --> 00:46:21,261
Stand By Me.
752
00:46:21,340 --> 00:46:25,141
Tour Australian outback
with a troupe of drag queens?
753
00:46:25,221 --> 00:46:26,621
Yeah, he did that.
754
00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:31,421
[man screams]
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