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-[tapping]
-[intro music]
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Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all
about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
[cries out]
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So, you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your con-dem-nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had
a national fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching, needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs anymore.
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-This is our England now.
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[intro music]
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[intro music fades away]
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[Jackson] Me dad used to take me
and our kid to the countryside.
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Didn't do owt, we had no money.
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Bread didn't have time to go stale
in our house, so the ducks missed out.
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Just sat on the hillside
and watched the clouds go by.
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Didn't even talk.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Connor giggles]
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[Jackson] When I got older,
we still weren't talking,
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but that's because neither of us knew
what to say anymore.
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After a few more years,
that stopped being a problem
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because we couldn't bear to be
in the same house as each other.
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[both shout indistinctly]
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[Jackson] I still don't know if
we fell out because I hated the man
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or because I realised
I was slowly turning into him.
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-[Carl] Dad!
-Get your jollies elsewhere, dirty fucker.
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[Jackson] Dad got the last laugh...
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She's gushing!
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[Jackson] ...because every now and again
I open my mouth to speak
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and he falls out.
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Everything he said then, I say now.
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[gasps]
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[Letitia] Dad!
-Get the fuck out of my house!
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-[Dee screams]
-[Letitia] No!
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Take your stuff wi' ya!
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[Jackson, Letitia shouting]
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[woman] Mrs. Powell?
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-[Jackson] Get out!
-[Letitia] Dad!
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I find you sniffing round her again
and I'll cut your fucking...
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Jackson!
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[trails off] ...cock off.
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Mary Twill, social worker.
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It's about our Fostering application,
Jackson.
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We'll be ready for you next time.
Won't be abusing any kids.
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[Jackson] Yeah,
we'll stop putting cigs out on Letitia.
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Not that we smoke. Certainly not weed.
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Or crack!
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Look, what happened, that's...
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that's not how I normally conduct meself.
We conduct ourselves.
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Let's start next time with a new slate,
shall we?
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[Avril] Yeah.
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Thank you.
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-[Avril] Bye.
-[Mary] Bye.
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Total over reaction, as per.
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I caught some dirty bastard
shagging our daughter,
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-how should I react?
-He's not some dirty bastard.
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-They've been seeing each other for weeks.
-Knew what they were doing in our home?
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Better than doing it
in some crack den in Gorton.
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Having a boyfriend is a no-no,
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but a fucked-up foster kid
in the house is okay?
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Language!
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[sighs] You're only doing it
cos you'll get paid.
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I know you might find it hard to believe,
but paid or unpaid,
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some kids'd be grateful
having someone give a fuck.
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-[exaggerated sigh] Language!
-Oi!
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Where d'you think you're going?
Back in the house!
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Avril! Stella's got a temperature.
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Err... blue bottle,
top shelf, next to the sink.
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-Two five mils, every four hours.
-You're a star.
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Oh! Is she asthmatic?
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Er, no.
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-[Jackson] How old are ya?
-Dad, leave him alone!
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Seventeen! We were only kissing!
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She's 15, that's rape!
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D'you wanna go
on the Sex Offenders Register?
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And that's assault,
d'you wanna lose your job?
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I'm telling the truth, nothing happened!
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You lay one fucking finger
on her and I'll--
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-[mutters] Oh, fuck.
-[Carl] Is this the one, Avril?
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That's the one.
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Lovely lad.
Looking after his little sister.
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Chicken pox.
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What the fuck do ya think you're doing,
ya cunt!
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Stella's in there weeping
and I don't mean crying!
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Chicken pox
could finish off a man of my years.
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See you when she's scabbed over.
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I want you home by 12, you bastard.
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-[Carl] And sober!
-It's not like this normally!
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Everyone's gone mad today.
Must be something in the water!
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Avril, I put some ice
on Stella's head and it's stuck.
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[Stella crying]
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-Am I Coleen Nolan?
-No.
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-Can I have a clue?
-You're a shit interior designer.
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-Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen.
-No.
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-Your wallpaper's crap.
-[Mimi tuts]
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[groans] Will you shut the fuck up!
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-[Shane] Let's see what you've got.
-We'll have to play for summat else.
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-We're all skint.
-Blowjobs!
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-Busman's holiday.
-What's the point, I get them anyway.
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Right. Whoever wins the hand
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gets to choose between
Truth, Dare, Kiss, Command or Promise.
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-It's a bit playground.
-[Kelly] You being so fuckin' mature...
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-[Karen] Yep?
-All right.
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On my count. One, two, three.
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[grunts]
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Read 'em and weep!
[sighs contentedly]
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[Jamie] Right. You two...
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-Kiss.
-[laughs]
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All right.
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-This hot for you?
-[laughs]
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[Shane shouts excitedly]
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-Just a little clue.
-Irish.
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Freedom fighter or terrorist,
depending on your politics.
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-[Mimi groans]
-Louis Walsh?
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Daniel O' Donnell.
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[Lillian] Dana. Bono. Val Doonican.
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The Corrs. [tuts]
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Boyzone!
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[Carl] Home, now!
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Promised Aidan he can go Chippy
before it shuts.
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I can't leave Stella
on her own while she's sick!
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-[slurring] Nanny state! You do it!
-I'm her brother, not her dad.
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And I'm on a promise. Now go!
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-[Frank] Right, just let me...
-[Carl] Go!
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Carl, stop pushing...
[cries out]
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[Carl] Go home!
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[clamouring, laughter]
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[clubbers] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
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-♪ Happy Birthday, dear Sarah ♪
-[Frank sings along softly]
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-♪ Happy Birthday to you! ♪
-♪ Happy Birthday to you! ♪
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-[clubbers jeer]
-[man] Fuck off, you bastard!
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-[horn toots]
-Ya bastards!
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[grunts, groans]
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[mumbles incoherently]
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-[cries out]
-[thud]
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Stella. I've put her upstairs.
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Frank's AWOL, Carl's at work,
Aidan's learning the drums.
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-Where's Letitia?
-Revising round at Dee's.
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I said she wasn't to see him again.
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The best way of making her do
the exact opposite.
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-At least we know where she is.
-We don't even know where he lives.
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-You know they won't be revising.
-I knew you'd worry,
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so I gave her condoms
and asked her to write the address down.
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He's a lovely kid
when you get to know him.
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Apart from his name: Africa.
No wonder he calls himself Dee.
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He's shagging my underage daughter.
I don't wanna fucking know him!
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-Where you going?
-[Jackson] Where d'you think?
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Before looking after other people's kids,
you wanna try looking after your own.
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[drumming]
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[letterbox rattles]
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[indistinct laughter, chatter]
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[Dee] Come on! Hey!
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We always wanted two kids, didn't we?
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A little boy. A son.
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Well, a son of sorts.
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-A foster son.
-Might be another girl.
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Look, I know how hard this must be for you
to see your baby growing into a woman.
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But... Dee's a great lad.
You should get to know him.
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[door opens]
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Any chance you could keep Stella
while I finish my shift? I'll pay ya.
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-I'll put some Calamine on her spots.
-[sighs] Cheers.
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You talk some sense to him, Carl.
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He seems to have forgotten
what it's like to be young.
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Must've been the same
when you were their age.
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That's the trouble. I was.
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-Jackson, what the fuck you playing at?
-Shh!
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Letitia's new boyfriend,
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new boyfriend
who I found her doing the dirty with,
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is probably my son.
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A one night stand with Avril's best mate.
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I knew she was pregnant,
but thought she got rid of it.
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-She told me she was going to.
-You've gotta tell...
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-Fuck!
-I know.
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Shagging your sister? That's like...
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-me and our Debbie.
-Avril'll kill me when she finds out.
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Are you gonna keep schtum?
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Say nothing
and I let my daughter shag her brother.
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Come clean and me marriage is over.
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My wife leaves me, taking my daughter
and my testicles with her.
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Fuck, Carl.
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I was a kid.
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A stupid fucking... kid.
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What do I do?
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[gasps, grunts]
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Don't move.
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[stammers]
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I had a few drinks
and took some drugs. Sorry!
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[Isaac] What sort of man does this?
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I might be able to explain
if I knew where I was.
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Right now, my synagogue.
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Ten minutes time, a police station.
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Next week, hopefully in prison.
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The law doesn't tolerate
this sort of behaviour anymore.
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What sort of...
Look, look, look, just chillax..
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-[cries out in fright]
-I'm on my hands and knees
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scrubbing my son's grave,
day after day, ridding it of the filth
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that you and your sort
have daubed all over it!
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[Frank] Whoa! No, no, no, no way.
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No way on this earth would I...
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[sirens in distance]
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Look, look.
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I am not an anti-semi-cist,
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[stammers] I'm just a stupid drunk
looking for shelter.
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You're a religious man, obviously,
show some mercy.
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[sirens approach]
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For the Lord's sake.
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For my children's sake.
[sobs]
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Oh, God, If I'm incarcerated,
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I don't know how they'll survive.
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-[sobs disconsolately] Please, I beg you.
-[doorbell rings]
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I want to atone.
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-Please, let me.
-[knocking at door]
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I lived like you.
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As fast as I could go.
Drink, women, gambling.
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Oh, yeah, I don't do gambling so much now,
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I'd sooner spend the cash
on a dead cert: booze.
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I drew the line at drugs,
but my success in business went to my head
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and I thought I was invincible.
Untouchable.
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But God reminded me
that my sinful life came with a price tag.
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How much?
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The most precious thing
in my life was taken from me.
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Your car?
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-Plasma telly? Your iPod thingy?
-My son.
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Three years ago.
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Punishment for the way I'd lived my life.
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Since then, I've done what I can to atone.
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00:12:29,701 --> 00:12:32,581
Gave up my job, my life of sin.
240
00:12:32,661 --> 00:12:35,261
Bet your missus had summat
to say about that.
241
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,781
She had sense.
She'd left me years previously.
242
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:42,460
I work in the synagogue,
live as good a life as possible.
243
00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:43,421
I...
244
00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:46,301
was put there
245
00:12:46,381 --> 00:12:48,181
so you and I should meet.
246
00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:52,340
I lived a godless life and lost my son.
247
00:12:52,421 --> 00:12:56,220
My redemption is to help you keep yours.
248
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,021
It's so clear.
249
00:13:06,941 --> 00:13:08,100
Have you got the stuff?
250
00:13:12,181 --> 00:13:13,021
I owe ya.
251
00:13:17,181 --> 00:13:20,301
-Aled Jones?
-Will you stop fuckin' followin' me?
252
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:25,421
Bad news: Chinese Elvis is doing Burnley.
253
00:13:25,501 --> 00:13:28,220
They can let us have two Thai Britney's
for the same price.
254
00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:31,061
-Tell 'em to fuck off.
-[Karen] What about sacking the act?
255
00:13:31,141 --> 00:13:33,141
Mate of mine can do us a Gold party,
256
00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:36,100
it's a laugh and people can earn a few bob
off their old jewellery.
257
00:13:36,181 --> 00:13:40,021
Oh, hilarious! An evening of crack whores
and choker chains.
258
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:45,261
You carry on having a laugh
and leave the entertainment to me.
259
00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:47,220
[Shane] Right, c'mon, show your cards.
260
00:13:48,941 --> 00:13:51,980
-[Shane] Ooh!
-[Jamie laughs]
261
00:13:53,061 --> 00:13:55,701
-[Jamie] C'mon, girls, y'know the drill.
-[Shane] Oh, dear.
262
00:13:55,781 --> 00:13:58,620
-Don't you dare say kiss!
-All right, all right. Command.
263
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,381
-I command you two to kiss.
-[Karen sighs]
264
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,381
Get on with it.
265
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:05,021
There's summat weird
about you even asking for this.
266
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,781
Every man's fantasy, two women.
267
00:14:10,581 --> 00:14:12,701
-[Mimi] Hiya, love.
-A bottle of lager, please.
268
00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:14,381
-[Mimi] Yeah.
-I'll get it, Mimi.
269
00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:17,821
Two lagers.
Any mate of Letitia's is a mate of mine.
270
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:30,500
Right, let's just get this straight:
I stay here, free of charge?
271
00:14:30,581 --> 00:14:31,620
Food and board.
272
00:14:32,901 --> 00:14:33,941
And what if I say no?
273
00:14:34,021 --> 00:14:37,460
I call the police and tell them
I'd like to report a hate crime.
274
00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:38,860
Oh, c'mon, it's hardly that!
275
00:14:38,941 --> 00:14:41,620
How else would you describe
vandalising a synagogue?
276
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,500
Erm...
277
00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:53,381
Look, I know you were married
and everything,
278
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,980
and forgive me for asking this,
I have to...
279
00:14:56,061 --> 00:15:00,220
cos marriage excuses no one
the freak's roll call.
280
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:06,340
You don't bat for the other side, do you?
281
00:15:07,301 --> 00:15:11,340
-And I'm not talking Palestinians.
-I see we must start from the beginning.
282
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:17,500
I'm here to help you, but first,
you're here to help me.
283
00:15:17,581 --> 00:15:20,220
-How?
-From sundown today till sundown tomorrow,
284
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:22,740
that's six to six, is the Sabbath.
285
00:15:24,021 --> 00:15:27,740
I'm forbidden to do any work,
which includes giving orders,
286
00:15:27,821 --> 00:15:29,261
making requests.
287
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,781
That's where you come in.
288
00:15:32,821 --> 00:15:34,381
So, for example I might say,
289
00:15:35,821 --> 00:15:37,460
"It's a little chilly in here."
290
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,541
And you'd suggest?
291
00:15:42,301 --> 00:15:43,220
Double glazing?
292
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:47,381
You'd say, "I'll put the heating on."
293
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,421
Oh...
294
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:53,220
[Isaac] I say, I'm a little hungry.
You say?
295
00:15:55,181 --> 00:15:57,581
I shall prepare a light snack, Isaac.
296
00:15:58,661 --> 00:16:01,021
This is gonna work just fine, my friend.
297
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:13,141
-C'mon Frank, get 'em lit.
-Paint me black and call me Benson.
298
00:16:26,421 --> 00:16:27,740
This carpet looks dirty.
299
00:16:29,061 --> 00:16:30,901
This carpet looks dirty.
300
00:16:32,261 --> 00:16:34,500
-D'you think?
-Drink? Yeah, don't mind if I do.
301
00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:42,100
I'm a little peckish. You say?
302
00:16:42,181 --> 00:16:46,141
"Mine's a double voddy,
easy on the tonic."
303
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:50,380
Now I say,
"it's Friday night, I'm parched."
304
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,220
-And you say?
-"Hello police?
305
00:16:52,301 --> 00:16:54,941
I want this man arrested
for crimes against humanity."
306
00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:57,941
[laughs] No...
307
00:16:58,021 --> 00:17:02,620
Well, strictly speaking,
it should be me calling the filth.
308
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:08,021
Kidnap and blackmail
was still illegal last time I checked.
309
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,180
[Carl] Can't believe you'd do this
to your own kid.
310
00:17:13,261 --> 00:17:15,100
It's for my other kid. For Letitia.
311
00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:19,420
Are you sure he's yours?
She might've been with other men.
312
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:22,501
No, it was me she had in her sights
and everyone knew it.
313
00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:24,860
Used to knock back fellas
left, right and centre.
314
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,420
Keeping herself free for me.
315
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:28,541
Her words, not mine.
316
00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:32,981
-He's a really nice lad.
-So Avril keeps telling me.
317
00:17:33,061 --> 00:17:36,861
Works two jobs as well as school.
If it wasn't incest, it'd be perfect.
318
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,341
Don't, Carl.
319
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,541
[sighs] Fuck.
320
00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:42,381
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
321
00:17:44,861 --> 00:17:47,541
You'll do what we agreed, yeah? Please.
322
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,861
We'll have Stella
for the next three nights.
323
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,621
[Carl] Deal.
324
00:17:58,341 --> 00:18:00,461
You can tell he's yours.
Can't handle his ale.
325
00:18:04,741 --> 00:18:07,821
-You do know I'm straight?
-Need to be where we're going, fella.
326
00:18:08,981 --> 00:18:10,861
[mischievous string music]
327
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:15,021
-Am I dreaming?
-Wide awake, kid.
328
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,461
-Well, almost.
-I can't feel my knees.
329
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:21,781
Try concentrating on
another part of your anatomy.
330
00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:23,621
You smell like toothpaste.
331
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:27,660
That's the second nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
332
00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:30,700
-[girl in next room] Oh, yeah.
-I can't get up.
333
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,900
Well, that's why you pay a professional.
334
00:18:35,621 --> 00:18:37,821
Leave it to me, cocker.
335
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:38,900
Let Kelly...
336
00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:42,861
-work her magic..
-No, I can't get up.
337
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,981
-Can't feel my legs.
-Lift your arm.
338
00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:47,061
I can't.
339
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,861
[sighs] I can't!
340
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:52,700
[sobbing] I wanna see my girlfriend!
341
00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:55,821
I don't think she'd wanna see you
in this state.
342
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,221
[sobs] I need to see Letitia!
343
00:18:58,301 --> 00:19:00,381
Letitia? Powell?
344
00:19:01,981 --> 00:19:03,621
Bloody brain, Carl.
345
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,541
Wouldn't tell you
if I didn't care about Letitia.
346
00:19:05,621 --> 00:19:09,461
-I saw him going in off his tits.
-[Kelly] This one belong to you?
347
00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:12,301
-Found him passed out in Lillian's.
-Lillian's?
348
00:19:13,581 --> 00:19:15,341
You dirty bastard.
349
00:19:17,141 --> 00:19:18,341
No offence, Kelly.
350
00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:21,821
-None taken.
-You better stay away from my daughter
351
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,420
from now on, you hear me?
352
00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:26,940
[Kelly] Hey, no, no,
you've got the wrong end of the doo-dah.
353
00:19:28,061 --> 00:19:29,381
Poor sod walked in,
354
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,541
saw Trixie and the girls hosting
a naughty NHS night
355
00:19:32,621 --> 00:19:35,861
-and thought he were at the dentist's.
-[wretches]
356
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,660
Kept asking for a root canal
and crying for Letitia,
357
00:19:38,741 --> 00:19:42,341
that's how I knew to bring him here.
I think someone's spiked him.
358
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,221
I've got a punter waiting.
359
00:19:49,301 --> 00:19:51,900
He's in no fit state to get home.
360
00:19:51,981 --> 00:19:55,501
I'll take him.
If we're quick, we'll catch the last bus.
361
00:19:55,581 --> 00:19:56,581
[grunts with effort]
362
00:19:56,660 --> 00:20:00,101
[soft, nostalgic music]
363
00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:16,101
Alyah.
364
00:20:17,461 --> 00:20:18,541
Well, well, well.
365
00:20:23,261 --> 00:20:27,900
["Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy"
by Judy Garland and Barbara Streisand]
366
00:20:27,981 --> 00:20:29,821
[Frank laughs, mumbles to himself]
367
00:20:32,741 --> 00:20:35,781
-[laughs]
-You're a very bad man, Frank.
368
00:20:36,621 --> 00:20:37,781
I see now,
369
00:20:38,741 --> 00:20:39,900
clearer than ever.
370
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,781
You have to be stopped.
371
00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:47,981
Tell ya dad to stop being a cunt
and find us another drink.
372
00:20:48,061 --> 00:20:49,940
-What did you say?
-[Frank laughs]
373
00:20:50,021 --> 00:20:51,981
-Joke.
-[hysterically] Put...
374
00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:54,940
that... down.
375
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,741
-[grunts]
-Hey, I know you miss him an all that,
376
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,700
but, in lots of ways,
you're lucky he's died.
377
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:03,221
He'd've only grown into
a twat like mine did.
378
00:21:04,781 --> 00:21:06,261
-[bang on door]
-[Frank] Come on!
379
00:21:06,341 --> 00:21:08,061
Don't go all Austrian dad on us!
380
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,381
-Let us out, eh?
-I would love to, Frank,
381
00:21:10,461 --> 00:21:13,861
but, as you know, I'm not supposed
to do anything on the Sabbath.
382
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,660
So, you sleep it off
and we'll sort you out tomorrow.
383
00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:19,420
[to himself] Once and for all.
384
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:25,940
["No Woman, No Cry"
by Bob Marley plays on stereo]
385
00:21:27,221 --> 00:21:29,341
You told me you weren't keeping the baby.
386
00:21:30,381 --> 00:21:32,341
You told me you'd love me forever.
387
00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:37,420
So, what y'been up to?
388
00:21:37,501 --> 00:21:39,660
Oh! Y'know. Same old, same old.
389
00:21:39,741 --> 00:21:41,541
Got a son now. He's shagging his sister.
390
00:21:41,621 --> 00:21:44,381
She's his half-sister.
Not like they're breaking the law.
391
00:21:44,461 --> 00:21:46,621
-Yes, they are.
-No, they're not.
392
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,101
Your name's not on the birth certificate.
393
00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:52,341
-Whose is?
-Mr T.
394
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:55,141
They're still blood.
I can't believe you knew about this
395
00:21:55,221 --> 00:21:57,741
-and let it carry on.
-Calm down, you'll wake him up.
396
00:22:00,501 --> 00:22:01,581
What are we gonna do?
397
00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:05,101
I looked at him tonight,
398
00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:07,581
he's so fuckin' beautiful,
it made me wanna cry.
399
00:22:09,741 --> 00:22:13,460
I wanna be part of his life,
but I can't do it to Avril. It'd kill her.
400
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,660
It's not all about her.
401
00:22:14,741 --> 00:22:17,261
She hates your guts
402
00:22:17,341 --> 00:22:19,700
and you've given me
the one thing that she couldn't.
403
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:24,501
-We'll sort it.
-[laughs]
404
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:28,061
We've got to split them up.
405
00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:32,781
That way,
you can still be part of his life.
406
00:22:34,341 --> 00:22:35,621
Avril won't find out.
407
00:22:37,101 --> 00:22:38,301
Be our little secret.
408
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:42,821
You're a teacher. We'll tell Dee
ya part of the Duke of Edinburgh Scheme,
409
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:44,981
help him get into university.
410
00:22:45,061 --> 00:22:47,021
-And splitting them up?
-[scoffs]
411
00:22:47,101 --> 00:22:49,180
I'll just tell him to look at the mother.
412
00:22:49,261 --> 00:22:50,381
That should put him off.
413
00:22:51,861 --> 00:22:54,460
-Why didn't you tell me you'd kept it?
-Him.
414
00:22:55,781 --> 00:22:59,621
It were none of your fuckin' business.
Pretty clear where you stood back then.
415
00:23:01,341 --> 00:23:02,741
She didn't deserve you.
416
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:10,341
We'd have been good... me and you.
417
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,460
And our son.
418
00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:18,381
Me and you were a mistake.
419
00:23:25,061 --> 00:23:28,381
You might as well have another.
Last bus has long gone.
420
00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:31,460
And we've got a lot
of catching up to do, haven't we.
421
00:23:48,741 --> 00:23:49,700
Morning, Daddy.
422
00:24:01,101 --> 00:24:03,021
[baby cries]
423
00:24:04,221 --> 00:24:05,420
[little girl giggles]
424
00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:11,541
[bicycle bell rings]
425
00:24:17,621 --> 00:24:19,061
[Stella crying]
426
00:24:19,141 --> 00:24:21,261
What'll it be like here,
with another kid under our feet?
427
00:24:21,341 --> 00:24:22,821
[Avril] It'll be great!
428
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:27,101
You better get changed.
The social worker'll be here any minute.
429
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:30,660
I dunno if I'm past
me nappy changing days.
430
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:45,981
So, what exactly did you say
you did last night?
431
00:24:46,061 --> 00:24:49,261
When you took Dee back.
What'd his Mum say?
432
00:24:50,221 --> 00:24:52,861
Just thanks. Thanks very much.
433
00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:55,061
Nice kid, though. Isn't he?
434
00:24:55,141 --> 00:24:57,420
Lovely, yeah. Gentle kid.
435
00:24:57,501 --> 00:24:59,420
Intelligent. Sensitive.
436
00:25:00,341 --> 00:25:01,381
Bit of a looker, too.
437
00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:04,660
His dad in, you said?
438
00:25:04,741 --> 00:25:08,381
Yeah. We just took him straight upstairs,
then threw him into bed.
439
00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:10,981
Then me on a two seater.
Hardly slept a wink.
440
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:37,660
[Carl's distorted voice]
Dad! Dad, over here!
441
00:25:37,741 --> 00:25:40,341
-[thumping]
-[Carl grunting, panting]
442
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:42,581
Son!
443
00:25:43,581 --> 00:25:44,700
Yeah, I know.
[grunts]
444
00:25:44,781 --> 00:25:46,821
Goatees are so 2005.
445
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:47,940
You okay?
446
00:25:51,501 --> 00:25:52,660
[Carl] You get used to it.
447
00:25:54,781 --> 00:25:57,501
You go and enjoy yourself,
you've earned it.
448
00:25:57,581 --> 00:25:58,900
[slurs] What about Stella?
449
00:25:58,981 --> 00:26:01,900
Perilously close to death
due to complications with chicken pox,
450
00:26:01,981 --> 00:26:05,220
but... in good hands.
You go and have a good time.
451
00:26:05,301 --> 00:26:08,261
Hey... check some of them coats,
might just get lucky.
452
00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:29,061
Isaac.
453
00:26:29,141 --> 00:26:32,581
Can you let me out, please?
I really need the toilet.
454
00:26:34,621 --> 00:26:35,741
[Jamie] Cheers, Mam.
455
00:26:37,420 --> 00:26:39,821
Am I Dave, Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch and Titch?
456
00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:42,940
God loves a trier.
457
00:26:43,021 --> 00:26:46,261
-[Mimi] What about a Gold party?
-[Jamie] What?
458
00:26:46,341 --> 00:26:49,501
-A theme night, we'll do a Gold party.
-Nice one.
459
00:26:49,581 --> 00:26:52,981
God there must be an echo in here,
because I said that yesterday.
460
00:26:53,061 --> 00:26:56,381
No need to pull your face.
If you don't like it, just say.
461
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:59,781
-I do like it--
-[Mimi] What's your problem?
462
00:26:59,861 --> 00:27:02,501
You don't half get yourself
wound up over nothing.
463
00:27:03,781 --> 00:27:05,781
-You had your tablets today?
-[Jamie] Eh!
464
00:27:07,621 --> 00:27:09,141
What's up with you?
465
00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:11,501
I was j... Nothing.
466
00:27:12,781 --> 00:27:15,981
Kelly! Have you claimed your prize yet?
467
00:27:18,501 --> 00:27:20,900
-[mutters] Fuck's sake.
-[Shane] We asked for this.
468
00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:23,541
What's up with you?
469
00:27:23,621 --> 00:27:25,741
I think Jackson might be having an affair.
470
00:27:26,861 --> 00:27:29,541
With a seventeen year old boy.
471
00:27:29,621 --> 00:27:32,021
[scoffs] You need to cut downon
the sherbets.
472
00:27:32,101 --> 00:27:35,460
No chance.
I can spot 'em a mile off, Avril.
473
00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:37,621
[raucous laughter, cheering]
474
00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:43,301
Er! You dirty bastards!
475
00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:48,541
-[Kelly laughs hysterically]
-See! They're all at it!
476
00:27:48,621 --> 00:27:50,101
[cheering]
477
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:05,940
[Avril] What the fuck?
478
00:28:06,781 --> 00:28:10,180
You've had my daughter, had my husband,
wanna go for your hat trick?
479
00:28:10,261 --> 00:28:13,460
-How could you even think that I'd--
-Look me in my eyes,
480
00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:16,541
-and tell me you've not slept with him.
-I haven't, I swear.
481
00:28:16,621 --> 00:28:20,061
Then who the fuck
wrote that on your back? Huh?
482
00:28:20,141 --> 00:28:21,301
[Alyah] It wasn't him.
483
00:28:22,781 --> 00:28:23,741
It was me.
484
00:28:27,341 --> 00:28:29,420
-Last night?
-No, not last night!
485
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:31,341
Nothing happened last night!
486
00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:33,301
Is that true?
487
00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:41,061
So, what the fuck's this all about?
488
00:28:42,061 --> 00:28:43,940
[Alyah] Just something I had to tell ya.
489
00:28:45,061 --> 00:28:45,940
Dee's his son.
490
00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:50,341
Isaac?
491
00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:55,501
I'm sorry I locked you in last night,
but...
492
00:28:55,581 --> 00:28:56,940
you had to be punished.
493
00:28:57,021 --> 00:28:59,621
The way you talked about
your children broke my heart.
494
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:01,460
-You haven't seen them.
-You...
495
00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:04,220
should count your lucky stars
you still can.
496
00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:11,781
-I am the victim here.
-Oh, for once in your life,
497
00:29:11,861 --> 00:29:13,741
tell the truth!
498
00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:18,141
Atone for your sins,
while you still have time.
499
00:29:19,861 --> 00:29:22,821
[sobbing] Because there's
no time left for me, Frank
500
00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:26,261
and I can't take it anymore.
501
00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:29,581
[sobbing disconsolately] I can't!
502
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:32,501
-Fucking hell... What?
-[screaming angrily] Why...
503
00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:38,341
couldn't you have taken me instead of him?
504
00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:44,301
The sins of the father
are visited on the children, Frank.
505
00:29:44,381 --> 00:29:48,700
And he's punishing me,
but I need it to stop!
506
00:29:48,781 --> 00:29:50,341
What was his name?
507
00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:51,660
[gut-wrenching sobs]
508
00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:58,660
-His name.
-Daniel.
509
00:29:58,741 --> 00:30:02,261
Daniel. What happened to Daniel...
510
00:30:02,341 --> 00:30:05,741
I don't think had much to do with God.
511
00:30:05,821 --> 00:30:08,940
-You don't understand.
-[groans with frustration] Just...
512
00:30:09,821 --> 00:30:11,781
apply a little logic.
513
00:30:12,741 --> 00:30:14,301
Right?
514
00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:19,501
All the fuckin' nutters out there
who've fathered sons...
515
00:30:20,341 --> 00:30:21,541
right?
516
00:30:21,621 --> 00:30:23,861
And have done despicable things,
517
00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:27,861
y'know Stalin, Mussolini, Thatcher, Blair,
518
00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:29,781
-I don't mean Lionel.
-[laughs]
519
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:31,821
[Frank] Their kids weren't smited,
520
00:30:32,821 --> 00:30:36,061
-were they? Struck down.
-I sinned.
521
00:30:36,141 --> 00:30:38,541
No.
[laughs]
522
00:30:38,621 --> 00:30:40,621
[chuckling] Fuckin' hell!
523
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:43,420
No, I've sinned.
524
00:30:43,501 --> 00:30:44,581
[groans] Drugs,
525
00:30:45,861 --> 00:30:47,261
drink, sex...
526
00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:49,821
neglect,
527
00:30:50,741 --> 00:30:52,900
I've thought about no one but me...
528
00:30:56,061 --> 00:30:58,220
and I don't think I ever will.
529
00:30:58,301 --> 00:30:59,940
[sniffs] Don't think I ever want to.
530
00:31:02,101 --> 00:31:06,061
So... if anyone deserved a good smiting,
it's me.
531
00:31:06,141 --> 00:31:08,940
Don't arouse his anger, Frank.
532
00:31:09,021 --> 00:31:12,420
Ooh! Well, come on, do your worst.
533
00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:14,861
Go on!
534
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:18,460
But give this poor bastard
a break, will ya?
535
00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:26,980
[whispering] Whoa... Whoa!
[laughs]
536
00:31:27,061 --> 00:31:28,381
[sighs]
537
00:31:32,381 --> 00:31:35,021
It wasn't your fault.
538
00:31:36,781 --> 00:31:39,940
[soft piano music]
539
00:31:40,021 --> 00:31:41,821
-[softly sobs]
-[Frank] Oh, come here.
540
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:44,660
Hey... S'all right.
541
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:55,021
-Think we need time to ourselves.
-I want her here.
542
00:31:56,061 --> 00:31:58,021
Independent observer.
543
00:31:58,101 --> 00:32:00,420
Innocent bystander if it gets rough.
544
00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:02,381
-I just--
-[Kelly] Yellow card!
545
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,940
You no speaky, you listen.
546
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:06,821
Comprende?
547
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,581
You've always made me feel loved
548
00:32:18,781 --> 00:32:22,740
and because of that,
I can forgive you anything.
549
00:32:22,821 --> 00:32:24,581
-We'll get over this.
-That's what I--
550
00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:27,460
Shh! You're not off the hook yet.
551
00:32:27,541 --> 00:32:29,581
[Avril] You coulda come clean.
552
00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:33,460
You coulda told me
and made all that shit I put you through,
553
00:32:33,541 --> 00:32:36,700
with the credit cards
and the debt, balance out.
554
00:32:36,781 --> 00:32:37,700
But no.
555
00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:42,781
All the time you were wagging
your finger at me,
556
00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:44,980
you had your own dirty little secrets.
557
00:32:45,861 --> 00:32:48,900
[sniffs] That's what kills me.
558
00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:53,621
[sighs]I never meant to hurt ya.
I'm sorry.
559
00:32:54,781 --> 00:32:56,581
First thing I knew about Dee being mine,
560
00:32:56,660 --> 00:32:59,940
was when I clocked Alyah was his mam
and did some maths.
561
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:02,660
I could never have kept him
a secret from ya.
562
00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:03,980
You have to believe that.
563
00:33:05,261 --> 00:33:07,700
And I'm truly... truly sorry.
564
00:33:11,261 --> 00:33:13,261
I'll send our kid for me stuff.
565
00:33:13,341 --> 00:33:17,141
You don't get to walk away
after causing all this shit.
566
00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:20,141
I tell you to fuck off
if this isn't working out.
567
00:33:20,220 --> 00:33:21,220
Which it will.
568
00:33:23,061 --> 00:33:24,101
Thanks, Kelly.
569
00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:29,660
I'll take Stella. You owe me a drink.
570
00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:34,141
You owe me a lot of drinks. Lots.
571
00:33:37,301 --> 00:33:39,861
[Frank] Lip, he's a great dad.
572
00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:43,781
I've even got one with ginger hair too.
Actually, he is fuck all to do with me.
573
00:33:43,861 --> 00:33:45,861
What I'm saying is,
574
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:51,940
that you can't take the blame or the glory
for your children's successes or failures.
575
00:33:52,021 --> 00:33:58,261
But, you could be at home
sharing those successes and failures.
576
00:33:58,341 --> 00:34:00,940
And ginger's a recessive gene, by the way.
577
00:34:01,021 --> 00:34:02,541
[laughs]
578
00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:07,141
You're a decent man, Isaac.
579
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:11,581
I might not know me arse from me elbow,
most of the time,
580
00:34:11,660 --> 00:34:15,740
but I've got good antennae
when it comes to human nature.
581
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:17,300
You're a good man. Wait.
582
00:34:21,421 --> 00:34:22,820
This isn't much, but...
583
00:34:23,901 --> 00:34:26,541
it might help ease your burden.
584
00:34:26,621 --> 00:34:29,300
If you're not worrying
about putting food on the table,
585
00:34:30,180 --> 00:34:35,260
maybe it'll give you the time
to rediscover and enjoy...
586
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:43,901
what's important.
587
00:34:44,901 --> 00:34:48,021
[frantic music]
588
00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:50,220
[knock at door]
589
00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:54,581
Can I play drums at the reception?
590
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,141
My drums, can I play 'em
at Letitia's wedding reception?
591
00:34:59,661 --> 00:35:02,421
[suspicious music]
592
00:35:03,941 --> 00:35:06,021
Leave yous to it.
You've got a lot to discuss.
593
00:35:14,141 --> 00:35:16,221
Light a cigarette on a candle,
a sailor dies.
594
00:35:17,061 --> 00:35:19,820
Oh, well, my vote's Captain Birdseye then.
595
00:35:19,901 --> 00:35:22,300
He got younger and his face changed.
596
00:35:23,381 --> 00:35:25,941
-Mimi, another.
-Face or pint?
597
00:35:26,021 --> 00:35:27,300
Money!
598
00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:30,261
This'll do. Sixty quid?
599
00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:32,820
It's worth ten times more than that
and we both know it.
600
00:35:32,901 --> 00:35:34,741
[Lillian] How dare you call me a cheat!
601
00:35:34,820 --> 00:35:37,101
-[Frank] Lend us a tenner, Carl.
-[Carl] Fuck off.
602
00:35:37,181 --> 00:35:40,820
[Frank] I'll buy you one,
sell this tomorrow and we'll all be rich.
603
00:35:40,901 --> 00:35:44,581
-Clue, Mimi?
-You're a lying twat.
604
00:35:44,661 --> 00:35:45,581
Nick Clegg.
605
00:35:47,901 --> 00:35:50,501
You are so fuckin' cheatin'!
606
00:35:50,581 --> 00:35:52,501
-I can't do this much longer, Dad.
-Eh?
607
00:35:52,581 --> 00:35:55,780
Look after a kid,
run the house, cook, clean.
608
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:59,461
-It was different when we was all at home.
-Talk anon. Just going for a gypsies.
609
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:04,741
You, me. Rematch tonight.
610
00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:09,261
-You should learn when to walk away.
-Don't you wanna win your dignity back?
611
00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:11,541
Come on, Jamie.
612
00:36:12,741 --> 00:36:15,741
Don't come crying to me
when you're lip locked with Lillian.
613
00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:19,701
All right, and don't you back down
at paying up when you lose.
614
00:36:20,941 --> 00:36:23,981
-Swear. I want your word.
-All right, you've got it.
615
00:36:24,061 --> 00:36:25,141
[door bangs open]
616
00:36:25,221 --> 00:36:28,581
-[Kelly] Carl! It's Stella, quick!
-What's happened? What's wrong?
617
00:36:28,661 --> 00:36:31,860
Don't panic, got to get her to hospital.
Ambulance's here, have to go now.
618
00:36:31,941 --> 00:36:33,221
[Mimi] I'll tell your dad.
619
00:36:35,061 --> 00:36:38,541
-Frank, Stella's on the way to the--
-Hospital, I know, I heard it first time.
620
00:36:38,621 --> 00:36:39,860
Best place for her, then.
621
00:36:39,941 --> 00:36:42,901
-You're not going?
-She's poxed up, I could catch it.
622
00:36:42,981 --> 00:36:44,780
Then I'd be no use to anyone, would I?
623
00:36:44,860 --> 00:36:47,501
And we couldn't have that, could we?
624
00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:55,820
-Straight to voicemail.
-[Jackson sighs deeply]
625
00:36:55,901 --> 00:36:59,021
-They're too young to get married.
-They're brother and sister.
626
00:36:59,101 --> 00:36:59,941
[door closes]
627
00:37:03,701 --> 00:37:06,101
-You're not invited.
-To a wedding that can't happen?
628
00:37:06,181 --> 00:37:08,701
[Dee] See, I don't want my son
being born out of wedlock.
629
00:37:10,021 --> 00:37:12,340
-[bluegrass music playing]
-[baby cries]
630
00:37:14,981 --> 00:37:16,741
-You can't keep it.
-[Dee laughs]
631
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:18,981
Mam said that'd be
the first thing out your mouth.
632
00:37:19,061 --> 00:37:22,860
-I'm sorry I wasn't there--
-Implying I missed out on something?
633
00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:25,101
I've done fine without you,
thanks very much.
634
00:37:25,181 --> 00:37:27,860
Straight As
and I've got Uni on the horizon.
635
00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:29,101
I don't smoke, take drugs,
636
00:37:29,181 --> 00:37:33,101
oh... unless I get spiked
by my biological father, of course.
637
00:37:33,181 --> 00:37:36,461
-[Jackson] I was trying to protect ya.
-You were denying my existence.
638
00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:37,941
-No!
-If anything'd happened
639
00:37:38,021 --> 00:37:40,221
between me and Kelly,
you'd've told Letitia
640
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,501
and she'd've binned me. Wouldn't ya?
641
00:37:48,941 --> 00:37:50,581
You'd've let me walk out your life.
642
00:37:50,661 --> 00:37:53,860
Never said a word to Tish.
Or her mum. Wouldn't ya?
643
00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:57,061
You're not sorry
you was never there for me.
644
00:37:57,141 --> 00:37:59,181
You're sorry you found me.
645
00:37:59,261 --> 00:38:01,541
-Don't say that.
-I'm sorry you found me.
646
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:04,541
Look what happened since you did.
647
00:38:06,461 --> 00:38:07,780
That poor kid.
648
00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:10,461
She's pregnant
and we're gonna look after it.
649
00:38:12,741 --> 00:38:13,860
I'm not pregnant.
650
00:38:16,701 --> 00:38:18,780
-Then why lie?
-That's rich coming from you.
651
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:24,101
Haven't even slept together.
652
00:38:24,181 --> 00:38:26,380
-I saw you two sha--
-[Letitia] Kissing.
653
00:38:26,461 --> 00:38:27,780
You saw us kissing.
654
00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:30,300
I did tell ya.
655
00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:34,181
You need to get your mind
out of the gutter, Mr Powell.
656
00:38:42,021 --> 00:38:45,021
[downbeat music]
657
00:38:53,061 --> 00:38:55,421
I'll see you round, yeah?
658
00:38:55,501 --> 00:38:57,860
Hope so. Never had a brother before.
659
00:38:57,941 --> 00:38:58,860
[laughs]
660
00:39:04,261 --> 00:39:05,101
[Avril] Dee...
661
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,581
You're welcome round here anytime.
662
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:15,701
Thanks.
663
00:39:16,941 --> 00:39:20,101
Don't think that would do anyone
much good though... do you?
664
00:39:32,461 --> 00:39:34,860
-[sad music]
-Oh, baby.
665
00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:40,380
["Gold" by Spandau Ballet
plays on stereo]
666
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:42,780
I'll put you in the hospital
667
00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:45,221
if you don't go
and see how your daughter is.
668
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,021
Carl's rang four times!
669
00:39:47,101 --> 00:39:51,101
[groaning] All right. I hope you're aware
of the risk I'm running.
670
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:54,061
Could finish me off if I'm infected.
671
00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:56,421
We can but hope.
672
00:39:56,501 --> 00:39:58,820
This gold party's a great idea of yours.
673
00:40:00,221 --> 00:40:01,860
♪ You're indestructible ♪
674
00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:05,181
♪ Always believe in... ♪
675
00:40:05,261 --> 00:40:06,181
[sighs]
676
00:40:07,061 --> 00:40:11,101
I'm not kissing Frank, inserting anything
or doing shit with melons.
677
00:40:11,181 --> 00:40:12,820
Apart from that, do your worst.
678
00:40:14,541 --> 00:40:17,021
Looks like I'm kissing me mam or you.
679
00:40:17,981 --> 00:40:22,541
Truth, Dare, Kiss, Command. And Promise.
680
00:40:23,581 --> 00:40:26,661
♪ It's only two years ago... ♪
681
00:40:27,541 --> 00:40:28,541
Is it true...
682
00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:31,941
that you like it when I do this?
683
00:40:32,901 --> 00:40:33,941
Mm-mmm.
684
00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:36,941
I dare ya...
685
00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:39,941
to unzip.
686
00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:44,300
Mam...
687
00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,340
Maguire word count for nothing then?
688
00:40:48,061 --> 00:40:53,101
♪ Gold, always believe in your soul ♪
689
00:40:53,181 --> 00:40:55,701
♪ You've got the power to go... ♪
690
00:40:56,661 --> 00:40:57,501
Now...
691
00:40:58,541 --> 00:40:59,380
Kiss.
692
00:41:00,661 --> 00:41:05,221
♪ ...that you are gold
Glad that you're bound to return... ♪
693
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:07,541
-You ready for your command?
-Mm-mmm.
694
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:11,741
I command you...
695
00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:12,981
to give me my pub back.
696
00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:14,701
What?
697
00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:17,860
Sign back the right of attorney
you took from me when I was ill.
698
00:41:17,941 --> 00:41:18,820
[groans] Go away.
699
00:41:18,901 --> 00:41:21,061
Bad enough
you stole it in the first place,
700
00:41:21,141 --> 00:41:23,300
a fucking outrage
that you kept hold of it,
701
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:26,221
forcing me to resort
to this stupid fuckin' game
702
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:29,621
-to even get you to talk about it.
-[whimpers] What's it matter?
703
00:41:29,701 --> 00:41:31,941
-You gave your word.
-Ah...
704
00:41:32,021 --> 00:41:34,501
-The pub is mine...
-[grunts]
705
00:41:34,581 --> 00:41:36,860
...and until you swear you'll return it...
706
00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:40,021
[Jamie moans lustfully]
707
00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:44,541
...you ain't getting your bollocks back!
708
00:41:49,221 --> 00:41:50,461
[slurring] Stella.
709
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:53,780
-Ste--
-[toy squeaks]
710
00:41:55,541 --> 00:41:56,941
[whispers loudly] Stella...
711
00:41:59,421 --> 00:42:02,541
[babies crying]
712
00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:05,221
Stella, can you hear me?
713
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:07,221
[nurse] Get him away from the kids.
714
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:09,820
[Frank stammers]
I'm just trynna see me daughter!
715
00:42:09,901 --> 00:42:12,141
Stella Gallagher.
716
00:42:12,221 --> 00:42:13,581
Just...
[groans]
717
00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:16,340
Just tell me that she's okay, yeah?
718
00:42:16,421 --> 00:42:19,061
You're too late, she's gone.
719
00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:22,501
She only had chicken pox.
720
00:42:26,181 --> 00:42:29,101
[Isaac's words echo]
The sins of the father are visited
721
00:42:29,181 --> 00:42:31,421
on the children, Frank!
722
00:42:31,501 --> 00:42:38,021
The sins of the father are visited
on the children, Frank!
723
00:42:38,101 --> 00:42:39,741
[Frank sobs]
724
00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:40,901
I'm sorry.
725
00:42:43,741 --> 00:42:45,501
I'm sorry. [sobbing]
726
00:43:00,021 --> 00:43:03,021
-Where the fuck were you?
-I know... I know!
727
00:43:04,061 --> 00:43:07,141
-If I could turn back the clock.
-Oh, fuck off!
728
00:43:07,221 --> 00:43:08,340
[Frank grunts in pain]
729
00:43:09,261 --> 00:43:12,021
You're a selfish,
self-centred, piece of shit!
730
00:43:12,101 --> 00:43:15,981
All you do, all you've ever done,
is fuck people over.
731
00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:18,860
Your family, your own kids.
732
00:43:18,941 --> 00:43:21,860
I needed ya, Stella needed ya!
733
00:43:24,941 --> 00:43:27,101
I've had it, Dad. I've had it.
734
00:43:27,181 --> 00:43:30,701
[sobbing] If I could turn back the clock,
735
00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:35,181
do a deal with God to put it right,
I would!
736
00:43:35,261 --> 00:43:36,820
You been on the gin?
737
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:38,860
Always like this
when he's been on the gin.
738
00:43:38,941 --> 00:43:42,181
A sentimental, maudlin twat.
739
00:43:42,261 --> 00:43:44,421
[Frank] It's God's judgement.
740
00:43:44,501 --> 00:43:50,860
My penance for my sins
is to live with her death on my conscience
741
00:43:50,941 --> 00:43:56,021
till the day I'm called to answer for it.
[sobbing]
742
00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:00,541
And that's right. All your fault.
743
00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:08,820
-Don't know how you live with yourself.
-[Stella cries]
744
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:11,380
[Carl] Fuck's sake, Stella,
we had him on the ropes then.
745
00:44:14,581 --> 00:44:16,541
She's alive?
746
00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:20,741
-Stella's alive?
-[Carl] Temperature spiked, she had a fit.
747
00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:22,541
Doctor said she's fine now.
748
00:44:26,941 --> 00:44:28,860
[laughing joyfully] She's alive!
749
00:44:32,021 --> 00:44:35,021
[slurring] She's alive!
750
00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:37,820
[gasps] She's...
751
00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:40,701
[Jackson] A mate of mine said
I should write me dad a letter.
752
00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:44,981
Sort all the shit out before he died
cos if I didn't, I'd regret it.
753
00:44:45,061 --> 00:44:47,461
Not long after,
I passed me dad in the street.
754
00:44:48,501 --> 00:44:51,061
For less than a second,
we looked at each other.
755
00:44:52,101 --> 00:44:55,501
Then we both looked away
like we were complete strangers.
756
00:44:55,581 --> 00:44:56,581
He'd let me go.
757
00:44:57,860 --> 00:45:00,621
When you have your own,
you realise how hard that is.
758
00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:05,061
I know now that every shitty comment
or put down me dad made
759
00:45:05,141 --> 00:45:06,221
was cos he loved me.
760
00:45:07,261 --> 00:45:08,581
He couldn't help himself
761
00:45:08,661 --> 00:45:11,261
cos he was terrified
I'd fuck me life up like he had.
762
00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:14,380
But it don't make it right.
763
00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:16,461
That's the same excuse
those nutters make
764
00:45:16,541 --> 00:45:19,061
who kill their kids
before topping 'emselves.
765
00:45:19,141 --> 00:45:20,621
I did it because I loved 'em.
766
00:45:22,021 --> 00:45:25,661
If you're that fucked up,
do 'em a favour and get out of the way.
767
00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:30,261
Cos as hard as it is,
if you wanna be part of their lives,
768
00:45:30,340 --> 00:45:31,981
you've got one option.
769
00:45:32,061 --> 00:45:35,261
That's to stand on the side lines
and cheer them on.
770
00:45:47,421 --> 00:45:50,741
Where there is darkness,
I shall bring the light.
771
00:45:50,820 --> 00:45:52,661
Jesus is doing no harm.
772
00:45:53,541 --> 00:45:54,421
[muffled screams]
773
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:57,820
-[grunts in pain]
-[Kelly] Marty!
774
00:45:57,900 --> 00:46:00,820
[Shane] Some perv's buying you a plant
as a thank you for paying to fuck ya?
775
00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:02,780
Wasn't a perv, it was Marty.
776
00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:04,581
-[screaming and moaning]
-It's an orgy!
777
00:46:04,661 --> 00:46:07,981
[Lillian] I've gone mobile.
Couldn't get a punter past the God Squad.
778
00:46:08,061 --> 00:46:10,741
[Micky] Got another poster?
It's just for... college.
779
00:46:10,820 --> 00:46:13,141
-[Chesney] What do we do?
-Go round and nail them.
780
00:46:13,221 --> 00:46:15,981
-Kill Jesus?
-I can't call that off!
781
00:46:16,061 --> 00:46:18,661
[Patty] You can't call it off.
782
00:46:18,741 --> 00:46:21,021
[voice echoes] But I... can!
783
00:47:06,380 --> 00:47:07,541
Nice try.
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