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-[tapping]
-[intro music]
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Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all
about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
[cries out]
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So, you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your con-dem-nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had
a national fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching, needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs anymore.
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-This is our England now.
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[intro music]
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[intro music fades away]
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[Patty] Can someone please
explain the criteria for a lie
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to be a little white lie?
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Whose standard are we measuring this by?
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Why don't we have labels
for other sizes of lies?
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Lies that are off-white,
or darkening shades of grey,
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until in the end they turn
to big dirty pitch-black abominations?
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[funny music]
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-[Karen] Uh-oh!
-Uh-oh
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Uh-oh. A big rub.
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-[kid laughing]
-Wow!
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It pains me to admit it,
but I never thought she'd be this good.
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Er... need to change the barrel, yeah?
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What for?
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[band playing outside]
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Jamie!
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[band playing]
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[sighs]
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-Are you taking the piss?
-Mam! Mam, leave it, leave it.
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[people chanting]
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Paddy?
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Get in!
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[tense music]
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He just couldn't go quietly, could he?
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[Mimi] Lady Diana had less people
lining the streets.
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-God rest her soul.
-When did he die?
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-Right?
-What are you doing?
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[phantasmagorical tone] Woo!
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I'm surprised
they weren't wearing balaclavas.
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[knocking door]
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That's a pretty one.
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It's fucking lovely, Mimi!
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All right, mate? How's it going?
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-Hiya.
-All right?
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How's it going, man?
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[Micky] Hey, I thought the IRA
gave all their guns to the filth.
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Yeah, well,
plenty slipped through the net.
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-[man] Shane, cheers, mate. Good stuff.
-Cheers, lads.
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[Mimi] See you, love.
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Take care.
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Nice weapon.
[laughing]
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-[Mimi] Talk about drawing attention.
-[Jamie] He's not stupid.
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Now the police think he's dead.
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-He can start all over
-So, where is he?
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-[Micky] Got off to Thailand, didn't he?
-[knocking door]
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[Shane] He'll be sipping cocktails
on a beach somewhere in Koh Samui.
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[Mimi] Or hanging out
with some underage brass in Pat'ping'pong.
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-Yeah!
-Ah, fuck this.
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-[man] Hiya, Mimi.
-Hiya.
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Fill your boots, lads.
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[radio] A Moss Side man has been
arrested on suspicion of arson.
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The arrest follows
a three-month-long investigation
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of a suspected firebomb attack
on a house in...
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-I need pushing to Chesney's.
-Well, why can't he take you?
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[Patty] He's got to further his education
so he ends up nothing like you.
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[Patty sighing]
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[Frank] Oh!
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Spare the fucking rod, Patty.
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This is the 21st century. You can't buy
a flagon of mead in the Jockey, you know.
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-And live rent-free as well?
-Well, helping out covers that.
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-Tinned food and chip shops?
-Tight bitch.
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How many fucking brain cells
is that gonna help me batter?
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Take a look around, Frank.
All those child benefits, long gone.
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-Carl looks after me.
-Occasionally.
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[Patty] It's my money
that keeps you going.
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Plus, I couldn't trust you
with any more than a tenner.
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It was a one-off.
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You would think I'd risk bankrolling
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such disgusting behaviour
at Lillian's again?
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It's a proven timeless cure
for lovesickness.
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Even if you can't get it up?
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[funny music]
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-You should never have driven Libby away.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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If you'd kept it in your pants,
she'd still be here.
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[radio] We want you to ring in
and tell us your ideas...
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Cigs, please, Ches. And some green papers.
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-Hiya!
-[funny music]
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[shouts] Chesney!
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[Chesney] How long have you been there?
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You need to speak up, love.
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-I'll have you for discrimination.
-Doubt it.
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[Patty] Keep your pork faggots!
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-Hey, little man.
-Procession was a bit OTT, wasn't it?
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-[Jamie] You just practise looking sad.
-Like the tears of a clown.
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-How's business?
-[Karen] Demand's definitely there.
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I could do four parties tomorrow
if I had the staff.
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Staff?
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Shit!
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I've double-booked.
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-Relying on other people can be hard work.
-I thought you were supporting me.
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-You know I am.
-Then why do you keep avoiding me?
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I love what you're doing.
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-[Karen] Lend us 500 quid, then.
-[Jamie] It's cheap for a reason, Karen.
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[Karen] No, no, it's not cheap
when you see what it can do.
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You look after me... and I might
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show you... what I can do.
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What's up with you?
Not still missing Libby, are you?
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Oh, fuck me!
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Hello!
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Vernon Francis doesn't lose any kip
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cos the latest split-arse
can't deal with the heat.
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Everyone can see right through you!
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Tell me, do I look bothered?
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[Patty] Don't feel sorry for him.
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You all saw how he treated her.
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25% off any of the girls,
except Marcie and Mandy.
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They've just been vagazzled. Swarovski.
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[Patty grunting]
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Do I look like some low-life punter
with zero self-respect?
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No offence, of course.
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Suit yourself.
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-Ah!
-Oh!
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[Patty] Oh! This bloody pub!
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She'll be perfect.
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I just need two more now.
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[huffing] You've got no chance.
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[Karen] Where there's a will...
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[Patty] I'm sick of it!
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How am I supposed
to get in and out on my own?
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Now what are you whinging on about?
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Your toilets.
You couldn't swing a cat in there.
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[Mimi] Oh, yack, yack, yack.
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Buy a drink or shut the fuck up.
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[Patty] If they're too small
I'll have you for discrimination.
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Whoa! Fucking... Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman.
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Lower than a rattlesnake's clout.
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-Oh.
-Agreed!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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-What are you doing?
-[Mimi] There's nothing worse.
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-Grasses make me sick.
-I haven't done anything!
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And there's nothing for you to do
if you're already barred.
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[Patty grunting]
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Back at the gaff, Strangelove!
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I know they weren't together,
but Mimi has just lost her husband.
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That Scouse bitch
shouldn't speak to me like that.
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-They're gangsters!
-More plastic than a Tupperware party.
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I remember when
Manchester had real villains.
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[chuckling] Yeah... Old-school QSG?
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Those old fuckers wouldn't last
ten minutes on the streets today.
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-You don't mess with the Maguires.
-Half-breed tinkers? Don't scare me.
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Here. Read that bit.
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"2.2 by 1.8..."
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-Mm-hm.
-Er...
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"With a minimum turning circle
of 1.5 metres."
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Right, come on.
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-[Carl] That's it there.
-See? Knew it!
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Miles out. Pass me the phone.
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It's about time somebody stood up
to those bullies.
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[beeps]
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[policeman] Sorry for your loss.
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-[intro music]
-[cheering]
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That's every police station
in South Manchester.
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[Mimi] Something wrong with your legs?
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What am I supposed to put the ale in?
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-[tense music]
-[clowns laughing]
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Do us a favour, will you?
Collect some glasses.
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I've done a lot worse for a lot less.
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I'm gonna go lie down a minute, yeah?
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[tense music intensifies]
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Why can't you juggle like that?
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Because that knobhead was born a clown.
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[tense music]
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[funny music]
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[Frank making explosion noise]
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Karma police.
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Paddy Maguire, bang to rights.
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Hey, what's the odds
on old nick-nack Paddy-whack
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drifting off all peaceful
with a smile on his napper?
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Fucking no chance.
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Chuckie ar la.
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Bet half of him's not even in there,
know what I mean? Vroom!
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-Think he is chopped up?
-What happened to you chatting me up?
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[Aidan] What's the point
if you won't let me do anything?
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Gaz Sharpe gave me this just
to watch me bend over from behind.
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I only want a kiss.
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A kiss is actual contact. Intimate.
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Even prostitutes don't do that.
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I'll have to work out what it's worth.
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-What do we want?
-[crowd] Toilets!
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-When do we want them?
-[crowd] Now!
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-[Patty outside] What do we want?
-What the...
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-When do we want them?
-Now!
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-What do we want?
-Toilets!
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You're having a laugh.
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-[Patty] What do we want?
-[crowd] Toilets!
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-[Patty] When do we want them?
-[crowd] Now!
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-[Patty] What do we want?
-[crowd] Toilets!
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-When do we want them?
-Now.
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Get the fuck away from my pub!
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-They're disabled!
-So, they should know better!
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[Patty] You stupid bitch!
This is a peaceful demonstration!
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Someone call the police!
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[Micky] Jamie!
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Get away from me, you lunatic!
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You'll get nicked
for being on the premises!
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-Leave her alone!
-Jamie!
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Jamie, do something!
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Mam!
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Mam!
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We don't need any trouble
with that coffin around.
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-We'll do it.
-Someone sees sense.
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-[Patty] You'll change both toilets?
-Men's and women's.
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[people cheering]
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-And a ramp?
-[people cheering]
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And am I still barred?
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No.
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[people cheering]
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It's the right thing to do.
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[car honking]
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[Karen screaming] Jamie! Jamie!
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Jamie?
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-[people laughing]
-[sirens]
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Jamie!
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[Micky groans]
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[Karen] Jay!
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Wonder how he really died.
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-Probably had a heart attack.
-[Letitia] Bit young.
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My cousin's got one of these.
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You don't break into gangsters' houses.
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I think I just worked out
what a kiss might be worth.
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A picture of Paddy on your phone.
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[tense music]
244
00:13:18,941 --> 00:13:20,141
[Avril] Letitia!
245
00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:23,261
[Aidan] Wait!
246
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,421
[panting]
247
00:13:45,181 --> 00:13:47,941
-What happened?
-You tell me. You fainted.
248
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,141
[Jamie sighing]
249
00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:53,141
Jamie?
250
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,301
[laughing]
251
00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:59,740
[Mimi] Ah, isn't he funny, Jamie?
252
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,181
-[Mimi laughing]
-[clown choking]
253
00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:04,941
[tense music]
254
00:14:11,661 --> 00:14:14,100
-Oh.
-[Jamie] They've sent me under ever since.
255
00:14:14,181 --> 00:14:16,860
And I thought you were a big,
hard, fearless gangster.
256
00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:18,340
This can't get out, Karen.
257
00:14:18,421 --> 00:14:19,980
-Course not.
-I'm serious.
258
00:14:20,061 --> 00:14:22,340
Any sign of weakness and people pounce.
259
00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:24,141
Tony Soprano went to a shrink.
260
00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:26,661
-Karen...
-Okay. I get it.
261
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,061
-Surprise!
-Karen! Don't!
262
00:14:43,141 --> 00:14:45,301
[whispering] Shh. Okay. Okay.
263
00:14:45,381 --> 00:14:46,541
[Karen] It'll be okay.
264
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,421
-Please!
-I promise. It'll be all right.
265
00:14:51,061 --> 00:14:52,061
See?
266
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,701
[sobbing in fear]
267
00:14:53,781 --> 00:14:55,620
Just let it go.
268
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:57,460
Karen, please, I'm fucking begging you!
269
00:14:57,541 --> 00:14:59,581
Shh. This'll work.
270
00:14:59,661 --> 00:15:01,901
Don't be scared.
271
00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:05,181
-Come on.
-[Jamie] No! [sobs]
272
00:15:05,261 --> 00:15:06,381
[Karen] Okay.
273
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:12,901
Are you some kind of pervert?
274
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,061
You owe me.
275
00:15:14,141 --> 00:15:17,220
-You didn't even get a photo.
-What if I got something better?
276
00:15:17,301 --> 00:15:19,141
[dogs barking in the distance]
277
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:23,100
-Are you stupid?
-We could sell it.
278
00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:24,061
We?
279
00:15:24,141 --> 00:15:26,100
Leave it out! What if it's...
280
00:15:26,181 --> 00:15:28,860
-[gunshot] [glass breaking]
-[dog barking in the distance]
281
00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:30,220
The trigger's a bit...
282
00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:31,181
[car alarm ringing]
283
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:34,100
What are you doing? Get away from here.
284
00:15:36,941 --> 00:15:39,500
Outside. Just now. Two shots.
285
00:15:41,661 --> 00:15:42,740
Quickly!
286
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,661
[Jackson]
Should never have left Longsight.
287
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:53,821
You all right?
288
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,340
That's all that matters.
289
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,301
[sighs]
290
00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:11,141
[Mimi] How would I know
if anyone was out to get us?
291
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:15,460
Could be kids fucking about.
Why would we have enemies?
292
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,701
[policeman] Just part
of the investigation, Mrs Maguire.
293
00:16:18,781 --> 00:16:22,500
I'd like to know which grass
reported this bullshit, though.
294
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:27,261
[tense music]
295
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:31,181
[Kelly] These things dig right
into my tits.
296
00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:34,460
Fucking Gunchester.
Give me the Dingle any day.
297
00:16:34,541 --> 00:16:37,980
That was every wrong 'un in town
and nobody's owning up to firing a gun.
298
00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:39,860
-Seems our enemies are lying low.
-Right.
299
00:16:41,821 --> 00:16:43,661
-Well, go on.
-The police...
300
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,701
Ah, now they really are taking the piss.
301
00:16:45,781 --> 00:16:49,701
Not commiserating for Paddy.
Mental Macca got killed last night.
302
00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:52,061
-They haven't got a body, though.
-[Mimi] No.
303
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,661
But half of his brain's
left splattered on a wall.
304
00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:58,141
How do you know anyway?
305
00:16:58,220 --> 00:16:59,661
[tense music]
306
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:11,380
He wouldn't take no for an answer.
We had no choice.
307
00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:13,781
Is nothing sacred?
308
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,420
It's an empty coffin!
309
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,660
With your father's name on it!
310
00:17:17,741 --> 00:17:20,660
It was a lot less messy
than chopping Macca up.
311
00:17:20,741 --> 00:17:25,781
The bizzies just said that whoever
killed Mental Macca is shooting at us.
312
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:27,340
[Kelly] Why would they say that?
313
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:30,301
The bullet casings they found
are from the same gun.
314
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:32,341
Bollocks! They can't be.
315
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,741
-[Shane] Maybe it's their idea of a joke.
-[Mimi] Oh, funny.
316
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,261
Very fucking funny.
317
00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:40,581
Yeah. Do you want to rearrange?
318
00:17:42,341 --> 00:17:43,701
[Karen] Okay. Bye.
319
00:17:44,821 --> 00:17:46,420
-What's up?
-Another cancellation.
320
00:17:48,341 --> 00:17:51,381
-What's wrong with you?
-Nothing. I just need to check something.
321
00:17:58,581 --> 00:18:01,821
Oh, aye?
What have you done with our daughter?
322
00:18:03,781 --> 00:18:05,861
-I paid her off.
-You'll teach her bad habits.
323
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:07,221
[Avril] She'll need plenty,
324
00:18:07,301 --> 00:18:09,061
if she's to get what she wants.
325
00:18:09,141 --> 00:18:10,701
[laughing]
326
00:18:10,781 --> 00:18:12,581
-I know what you want.
-[laughs]
327
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:13,701
Oh!
328
00:18:21,621 --> 00:18:25,781
And the warriors climbed off the unicorns,
and dived into the crystal pool.
329
00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:29,741
Which made their shorts
go all see-through.
330
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:34,341
And all the children
lived happily ever after.
331
00:18:39,581 --> 00:18:41,900
[Micky] What's Mental Macca
doing in there?
332
00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:46,461
[Cilla gurgles]
333
00:18:48,141 --> 00:18:49,501
Ah, whoa! What have I done?
334
00:18:49,581 --> 00:18:51,341
-Where is it?
-What?
335
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,861
-The gun.
-I thought we'd sold them all.
336
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:56,581
-[groaning]
-[Jamie] The one with my prints on it.
337
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:02,221
[Jackson] I bet that Afro
338
00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:04,221
was the only reason you went out with me.
339
00:19:04,301 --> 00:19:05,781
Is that what you reckon?
340
00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:08,461
My comb at an angle. Tacchini tracksuit.
341
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:11,061
Break-dancing at West Wythy
with Jason Orange.
342
00:19:11,141 --> 00:19:12,981
I sure picked the right one then.
343
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:16,741
-I could spin on my head better than him.
-Only cos you had more padding.
344
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,381
Round two upstairs?
345
00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:20,461
Mm.
346
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,021
I'll be waiting.
347
00:19:31,061 --> 00:19:32,021
[tense music]
348
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:50,700
[intense music]
349
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,420
[all cheering] Bye!
350
00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:14,301
[cheering]
351
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,660
[Patty] I'm delighted
352
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:19,541
the landlord has seen fit
to cater to our needs.
353
00:20:19,621 --> 00:20:23,781
It's about time more people stood up
for what they know to be right.
354
00:20:23,861 --> 00:20:25,940
-Three cheers for Patty! Hip-hip!
-[cheering]
355
00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:27,341
At least they're spending.
356
00:20:29,101 --> 00:20:34,221
We'll take to the road,
and show no mercy for any business
357
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:37,541
that fails to meet
the basic levels of support
358
00:20:37,621 --> 00:20:40,741
needed by everyone in this community.
359
00:20:40,821 --> 00:20:41,821
[cheering]
360
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:42,861
[bell]
361
00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:47,861
-How was it?
-[Karen] Not bad.
362
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:48,981
Come on, over here.
363
00:20:51,341 --> 00:20:53,301
[Carl] Always knew
you were a clown, Micky!
364
00:20:53,381 --> 00:20:54,781
So, who got the best tips?
365
00:20:58,501 --> 00:20:59,341
What happened?
366
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,861
[funny music]
367
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:01,940
Hoo-hoo!
368
00:21:11,781 --> 00:21:15,461
[creepy voice] Who wants to see
some magic, kids? Wanna play?
369
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:16,940
Ooh. Ha!
370
00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:19,221
Oh! [evil laughter]
371
00:21:19,301 --> 00:21:20,700
[grunting]
372
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:21,821
[evil laughter]
373
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,301
[grunting]
374
00:21:23,381 --> 00:21:24,861
So, no-one got paid?
375
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:26,420
I had to pay them.
376
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:29,660
Compo. But... I'll cover it.
377
00:21:29,741 --> 00:21:31,981
[Karen] Do you know
how much this gear costs?
378
00:21:32,061 --> 00:21:33,541
We'll do better next time.
379
00:21:33,621 --> 00:21:36,221
-Please, Karen. I love my job.
-Me too.
380
00:21:38,821 --> 00:21:40,940
[Kelly] Must be true what they say.
381
00:21:41,021 --> 00:21:42,940
Old Dr Time can heal all wounds.
382
00:21:43,021 --> 00:21:46,420
With the help of a crushed-up Viagra
and a gram of Charlie.
383
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:47,381
[sniffs]
384
00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:54,101
-[man] Jamie, get Patty what she wants.
-A single malt.
385
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,221
[Frank] Pint, Mimi.
386
00:21:59,341 --> 00:22:02,021
Your fetid little maggot
back in working order, then?
387
00:22:02,101 --> 00:22:03,021
Y'on about?
388
00:22:03,101 --> 00:22:05,261
Libby's better off away from such filth.
389
00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:06,460
[Frank] Lest we forget,
390
00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:09,460
your own daughter fucked off
on you as well.
391
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,621
Because you filled her head
full of romance
392
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,541
and turned out to be a gobshite.
393
00:22:13,621 --> 00:22:14,460
Ah!
394
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,741
And has she been in touch with her dear
old mum to tell her how she is?
395
00:22:17,821 --> 00:22:19,700
Treat her to a coffee?
396
00:22:19,781 --> 00:22:22,180
Let her know
where the fuck she's even gone?
397
00:22:30,341 --> 00:22:31,460
[huffs]
398
00:22:31,541 --> 00:22:32,621
Son?
399
00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:41,501
-[knocking door]
-[radio in the background]
400
00:22:42,341 --> 00:22:43,660
[sighs] Where is he?
401
00:22:43,741 --> 00:22:45,261
[shouts] Aidan!
402
00:22:46,581 --> 00:22:50,021
-I'm on the radio in a second.
-That's nice.
403
00:22:50,101 --> 00:22:51,501
[Patty] Are you listening to
404
00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:53,261
your favourite great auntie
on the wireless?
405
00:22:53,341 --> 00:22:55,741
You're my only great auntie.
Record it for us.
406
00:22:57,581 --> 00:22:58,741
Did you get it back?
407
00:22:58,821 --> 00:22:59,660
It wasn't there.
408
00:22:59,741 --> 00:23:02,460
And they're not saying anything,
they're just messing with me.
409
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,501
You two getting it on yet?
410
00:23:04,581 --> 00:23:05,821
[Patty] I'm on the radio
411
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,660
-in a minute, Carl.
-Yeah, nice one.
412
00:23:07,741 --> 00:23:10,101
I need a few Z's. Had another late one.
413
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,460
[radio] ...mathematics and science
in older children.
414
00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:16,180
The Government's latest drive
to raise standards...
415
00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:18,381
Aidan! It...
416
00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,341
Carl! It's about to start.
417
00:23:24,301 --> 00:23:27,541
[radio] That's all the news.
But now, here's the weather.
418
00:23:27,621 --> 00:23:30,420
Someone come and just turn it up!
419
00:23:30,501 --> 00:23:34,061
...sunshine mainly in the afternoon.
Generally south-easterly breeze
420
00:23:34,141 --> 00:23:38,621
with warm temperatures,
highs of 20 to 22 degrees Celsius.
421
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,541
[funny music]
422
00:23:52,341 --> 00:23:56,021
[Patty on radio] I'm delighted
the landlords have seen sense...
423
00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:02,660
...time more people stood up
for what they know to be right.
424
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:05,101
-[man] Three cheers for Patty. Hip-hip!
-[crowd] Hooray!
425
00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:08,541
-[man] Hip-hip!
-[crowd] Hooray!
426
00:24:19,781 --> 00:24:21,741
[man] Hey, look, everyone. Here's Patty!
427
00:24:21,821 --> 00:24:22,821
[cheering]
428
00:24:24,301 --> 00:24:27,261
[man] We heard you on the radio, Patty.
Give her what she wants.
429
00:24:28,741 --> 00:24:29,781
Whisky.
430
00:24:43,021 --> 00:24:43,900
Again.
431
00:24:48,501 --> 00:24:51,141
[Mimi]
No gratitude for getting your mates in?
432
00:24:51,221 --> 00:24:53,141
A sheet of plywood and a brick?
433
00:24:53,221 --> 00:24:54,180
[Mimi] I know.
434
00:24:54,261 --> 00:24:56,581
Wish I'd have thought of it earlier.
435
00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:58,861
-[Patty] And again.
-[man] Patty!
436
00:24:58,940 --> 00:24:59,781
Come and join us.
437
00:24:59,861 --> 00:25:00,981
[man] Yeah, come and have a drink.
438
00:25:01,061 --> 00:25:02,341
Come on!
439
00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:04,501
[Frank] Yay! Too right!
440
00:25:04,581 --> 00:25:09,141
You should go and celebrate.
Children of the revolution!
441
00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:11,981
Chorlton nil, wheelies one, eh, Patty?
442
00:25:12,061 --> 00:25:15,220
No, it's a wonderful day,
my sister of Shankly.
443
00:25:15,301 --> 00:25:18,381
Especially when the drinks
are on those close to you.
444
00:25:20,621 --> 00:25:22,821
-[Frank laughing]
-[man] Well done, Patty.
445
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:25,460
Well, aren't we popular?
446
00:25:25,541 --> 00:25:29,781
-What do you want to keep your mouth shut?
-80/20 on the disability benefit.
447
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,541
No chance.
448
00:25:31,621 --> 00:25:34,660
Huh... Hey, everyone! Come on!
449
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:36,141
Big cheer for Patty!
450
00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:37,141
[applause]
451
00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:39,381
Yeah, party, party!
452
00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:40,821
[Frank] Whoa! Ha-ha!
453
00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:43,220
Ha-ha-ha. Your call.
454
00:25:47,141 --> 00:25:50,061
Yeah, come on! Drinks all round!
455
00:25:50,141 --> 00:25:51,900
[Frank] Wheelies! What's your pleasure?
456
00:25:51,981 --> 00:25:54,061
Come on! [laughs]
457
00:25:54,141 --> 00:25:55,220
[upbeat music]
458
00:25:56,781 --> 00:25:57,741
[car honking]
459
00:25:59,501 --> 00:26:00,781
[kids laughing]
460
00:26:00,861 --> 00:26:01,700
[all] One...
461
00:26:01,781 --> 00:26:04,700
two, three, four...
462
00:26:04,781 --> 00:26:06,621
-five...
-Look at that one!
463
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,541
[kids] ...six.
464
00:26:08,621 --> 00:26:09,581
Cheeky f...
465
00:26:12,581 --> 00:26:14,141
[Karen] Oi! Leave it alone!
466
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:17,341
-Chatsworth's my patch.
-Yeah? It's a free market.
467
00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:19,061
[grunting, screaming]
468
00:26:19,141 --> 00:26:19,981
Fucking...
469
00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,781
[women screaming]
470
00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:37,981
[man] Come on, lads.
That's got to be worth 50 quid.
471
00:26:38,061 --> 00:26:38,940
[man] Cheers, Tony.
472
00:26:39,021 --> 00:26:41,061
Here y'are,
do you wanna leave us your numbers?
473
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,261
We might be able to get you some business.
474
00:26:43,341 --> 00:26:44,621
That'll come in handy.
475
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:45,940
[cashing machine sound]
476
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:46,861
[Karen] No.
477
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:49,581
I'm really sorry.
No, I can't make Cody's birthday party.
478
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:51,940
It's very important. Sorry.
479
00:26:53,021 --> 00:26:55,301
-[Jamie sighs]
-No word?
480
00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:57,981
-Maybe the filth are playing games.
-Why would they?
481
00:26:58,061 --> 00:26:59,700
Because that's the sort
of bullshit they pull.
482
00:26:59,781 --> 00:27:02,861
Would the police fire a gun
through your mam's window?
483
00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:05,501
Well, somebody has,
and it's doing my head in.
484
00:27:05,581 --> 00:27:07,700
Silver lining.
485
00:27:07,781 --> 00:27:10,180
I am cutting down
on all the clowns around here.
486
00:27:17,621 --> 00:27:18,940
[tense music]
487
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,900
-[cat meowing]
-[gasps]
488
00:27:47,621 --> 00:27:49,061
[dogs barking in the distance]
489
00:27:59,420 --> 00:28:01,101
[Frank] Falling down the stairs...
490
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:04,460
the day before your daughter's wedding?
491
00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:06,420
That's right.
492
00:28:06,501 --> 00:28:07,420
All the way down?
493
00:28:07,501 --> 00:28:09,940
I needed an operation, didn't I?
494
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,700
-Impeccable timing.
-She was too good for him.
495
00:28:12,781 --> 00:28:15,301
Oh, too good for all of them
if it means leaving you.
496
00:28:17,061 --> 00:28:21,861
-180 a week disability is no lottery win.
-Hey, keeps the wolves at bay.
497
00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:23,861
Stop showing off. Drawing attention.
498
00:28:23,940 --> 00:28:26,021
People know
I can't stand the sight of you.
499
00:28:26,101 --> 00:28:27,460
[door opens]
500
00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:33,261
[Carl and Aidan talking indistinctively]
501
00:28:33,341 --> 00:28:34,700
[Frank] All right, boys,
502
00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:37,381
grab a plate. I've made plenty.
503
00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:43,261
[Mimi] Here you go.
504
00:28:43,341 --> 00:28:44,381
And yours, Mimi.
505
00:28:45,261 --> 00:28:47,700
I just laid it all out
on a plate, didn't I?
506
00:28:47,781 --> 00:28:50,900
Changed man. Virtually went down
on my knees. And still she went..
507
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,061
She always thought
she was better than she was.
508
00:28:53,141 --> 00:28:55,460
And then she threw it all back in my face.
509
00:28:55,541 --> 00:28:57,420
I've seen women like her all my life.
510
00:28:57,501 --> 00:28:58,980
[Patty] She just wanted respect.
511
00:29:00,420 --> 00:29:02,220
She's taking us to the cleaners, Frank.
512
00:29:02,301 --> 00:29:04,501
Oh, well,
she's blagged lesser men than you.
513
00:29:04,581 --> 00:29:08,101
Real mover and shaker.
You see where Libby got it from.
514
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,980
[Patty] Don't badmouth
my daughter in public.
515
00:29:11,061 --> 00:29:15,220
The teeniest bit of effort,
that's all she needed to make, Lillian.
516
00:29:15,301 --> 00:29:16,781
Me, me, me.
517
00:29:18,061 --> 00:29:19,261
[Patty] Why do you really
518
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:20,220
think she left?
519
00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:28,220
You wouldn't have dared.
520
00:29:28,301 --> 00:29:30,141
She wanted to give it another go with you.
521
00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:36,180
No matter, I begged and reminded her
you're nothing but a useless piss-pot.
522
00:29:36,261 --> 00:29:39,220
So, you told her that you could walk?
523
00:29:39,301 --> 00:29:43,541
-Maybe I needed to come clean.
-Just so she'd fuck off?
524
00:29:43,621 --> 00:29:46,541
Unburden myself of a hateful lie.
525
00:29:47,781 --> 00:29:53,420
And if knowing the truth helped her
to find the strength to move on...
526
00:29:54,621 --> 00:30:00,900
And I've been running after you
like a busy cunt for four months?
527
00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:02,220
Mm.
528
00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:06,261
And for what it's worth, you'll carry on.
529
00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:14,460
Er... excuse me!
530
00:30:14,541 --> 00:30:18,581
Oi, oi!
Um... fellow Jockeyites, get on this!
531
00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:22,101
[Frank] Tss! Fwk! Christ!
532
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,021
Don't do it!
533
00:30:24,101 --> 00:30:27,980
[Frank humming] Yeeh!
Is this a blagger I see before me?
534
00:30:28,061 --> 00:30:28,940
Frank.
535
00:30:31,341 --> 00:30:32,821
You taking the piss?
536
00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:39,741
She can, you know. As and when requested.
537
00:30:39,821 --> 00:30:43,141
Yeah, I saw her! Go on, show 'em.
538
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:44,460
Rambling madman.
539
00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:45,660
Oh!
540
00:30:45,741 --> 00:30:46,781
What did you see?
541
00:30:46,861 --> 00:30:47,861
What did I...
542
00:30:52,381 --> 00:30:54,541
[Frank] Ooh, listen to me on t'wireless.
543
00:30:57,381 --> 00:30:59,301
[Frank making sounds] Tut-tut-tut!
544
00:30:59,381 --> 00:31:00,940
Tut!
545
00:31:01,021 --> 00:31:02,940
Tut-tut-tut! Splat.
546
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:06,180
[Patty] Do you enjoy reminding me
547
00:31:06,261 --> 00:31:07,420
I'm a cripple?
548
00:31:07,501 --> 00:31:09,900
Now, now, Patty. Trades description.
549
00:31:09,980 --> 00:31:13,381
That's what I try...
550
00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:15,821
try, every morning.
551
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:18,341
Cause I pray for a miracle every night.
552
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:23,141
And one... one time in a thousand,
I get the strength to force myself up
553
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:28,021
and manage a whole second
suspended on my feet.
554
00:31:29,301 --> 00:31:30,141
Before...
[sobbing]
555
00:31:31,301 --> 00:31:35,741
...always fall back down again!
556
00:31:35,821 --> 00:31:36,861
[man] Leave her alone, you bully.
557
00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:38,900
She's suffered enough.
558
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,180
Oh, you're good.
559
00:31:40,261 --> 00:31:42,861
-[Frank] Come here, you fucking fraud.
-[all chattering]
560
00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:44,900
[all] Frank! Careful!
561
00:31:44,980 --> 00:31:47,541
-[mocking]
-[all] No!
562
00:31:47,621 --> 00:31:49,420
[Frank] No wonder fucking Libby left.
563
00:31:49,501 --> 00:31:50,501
[Mimi] That's enough!
564
00:31:50,581 --> 00:31:54,061
Okay, okay, okay. Right, okay.
565
00:31:54,141 --> 00:31:55,341
[all] Whoa!
566
00:31:55,420 --> 00:31:56,621
[Mimi] Frank!
567
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:57,621
I'm warning you!
568
00:31:59,861 --> 00:32:05,180
You lying, twisted,
piss-stained old fraud!
569
00:32:05,261 --> 00:32:09,781
[Patty] You soft-arsed bone-idle tramp.
Libby's gone for good!
570
00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:12,541
-[man] Frank, come on!
-[Patty screaming]
571
00:32:12,621 --> 00:32:13,781
Fuck!
572
00:32:13,861 --> 00:32:15,141
[Patty] Help!
573
00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:16,061
[groaning]
574
00:32:16,141 --> 00:32:19,621
See! See! She can feel it. I told you!
575
00:32:20,821 --> 00:32:22,301
[all screaming]
576
00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:27,021
[Mimi] Leave her alone!
577
00:32:28,301 --> 00:32:29,740
[Frank grunting]
578
00:32:29,821 --> 00:32:31,501
Oh, my God!
579
00:32:31,581 --> 00:32:32,740
Oh!
580
00:32:32,821 --> 00:32:34,980
[man] Here, he's right.
581
00:32:35,061 --> 00:32:36,381
You...
582
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,621
Oh!
583
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:41,141
[Lillian] She can walk.
584
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:42,420
Hallelujah!
585
00:32:43,301 --> 00:32:44,341
Oh, for fuck's sake.
586
00:32:48,781 --> 00:32:51,220
How braindead can you get?
587
00:32:52,821 --> 00:32:54,021
Hope it was worth it.
588
00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:01,220
So, what about Micky and Lillian?
589
00:33:01,301 --> 00:33:04,301
[Karen] I haven't got the bookings
and this stuff costs a bomb to hire.
590
00:33:04,381 --> 00:33:06,660
It wasn't cos I was smoking weed?
591
00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:08,420
[Karen] I'm just not ready to expand.
592
00:33:12,621 --> 00:33:13,700
[car starting]
593
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:16,621
Whatever it is, don't do it.
594
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:24,341
I know she knows I know they've got it.
595
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,940
Maybe they haven't.
Maybe it fell through a hole.
596
00:33:27,021 --> 00:33:28,980
[sighing] Like I wouldn't have felt it.
597
00:33:29,061 --> 00:33:30,261
A hole in the floor?
598
00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:33,501
What are you doing?
599
00:33:33,581 --> 00:33:36,220
-You still owe me a kiss.
-You owe me a photo.
600
00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:40,980
[Letitia] When did you get that?
601
00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:42,980
-Last night.
-Well, send it me, then.
602
00:33:43,061 --> 00:33:44,101
Kiss first.
603
00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:46,061
[Letitia sighting]
604
00:33:46,141 --> 00:33:46,980
Standing.
605
00:33:50,101 --> 00:33:51,900
[Jamie] Look, I've told you.
Kelly hates guns.
606
00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:54,700
[Shane] All I'm saying is she's capable.
She lies for a living.
607
00:33:54,781 --> 00:33:55,740
[Jamie] What's that supposed to mean?
608
00:33:55,821 --> 00:33:57,700
She tells nonsenses
she loves them all day long.
609
00:33:57,781 --> 00:33:59,781
-Karen's no angel.
-Well, go on.
610
00:33:59,861 --> 00:34:02,301
[Shane] She knew
you were selling guns too, you know.
611
00:34:02,381 --> 00:34:04,381
Hey, she never even goes round there.
612
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,581
[Shane] I know for a fact
613
00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,621
Kelly did not take that gun.
614
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,541
By my reckoning, that only leaves you.
615
00:34:14,941 --> 00:34:16,860
[Jamie] You gonna give
your new boyfriend a kiss?
616
00:34:16,941 --> 00:34:19,381
-[Aidan] Get off me!
-Again. Where's the gun?
617
00:34:19,461 --> 00:34:21,820
-I don't know what you mean!
-[Jamie] Look what we do to people.
618
00:34:21,901 --> 00:34:25,141
Do you think we give a fuck
if you go in the ground as well?
619
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:26,981
-[Shane laughing]
-[Aidan groaning]
620
00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:30,061
Have it your way.
621
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:34,180
[Aidan shouts] No! No, stop it!
622
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:35,340
Stop!
623
00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:36,541
[Letitia] I took it home.
624
00:34:42,021 --> 00:34:44,260
You. You better hope they haven't sold it.
625
00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:45,541
Check upstairs.
626
00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:52,340
[whooshing] Who's a lucky boy, then?
627
00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:01,021
[Shane] Aah.
628
00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:04,820
So, you wanna play with fire, do you?
629
00:35:04,901 --> 00:35:06,181
[Aidan gasping]
630
00:35:08,461 --> 00:35:11,340
-No!
-[Aidan sobbing]
631
00:35:19,501 --> 00:35:23,340
["Hey Boy Hey Girl"
by The Chemical Brothers playing]
632
00:35:26,581 --> 00:35:29,820
-[phone ring]
-[chattering, laughing]
633
00:35:30,701 --> 00:35:31,741
[exhales]
634
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:39,141
-[horn]
-[cheering]
635
00:35:44,421 --> 00:35:45,581
[woman] No!
636
00:35:45,661 --> 00:35:47,621
No!
[yelling]
637
00:35:54,581 --> 00:35:57,501
-[Karen] Oh!
-Get 'em off!
638
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:12,501
[cheering] More! More! More!
639
00:36:15,141 --> 00:36:16,901
We've already done half an hour over.
640
00:36:16,981 --> 00:36:18,860
-[woman] That's all you're getting!
-[man] Get 'em off!
641
00:36:19,701 --> 00:36:22,261
-Nobody said anything about this.
-Like you didn't know!
642
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:24,021
-[woman] Karen!
-This party's over.
643
00:36:24,101 --> 00:36:25,221
Get the door.
644
00:36:26,181 --> 00:36:28,501
-[door closes]
-[man] You're not going anywhere.
645
00:36:28,581 --> 00:36:29,941
Bit of a prick teaser, are we?
646
00:36:34,021 --> 00:36:34,941
[man] Get it out.
647
00:36:35,021 --> 00:36:36,141
For the lads. Yes.
648
00:36:36,221 --> 00:36:37,581
[tense music]
649
00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:45,300
Hey, hey, hey, give us that!
It's his treat.
650
00:36:45,381 --> 00:36:46,381
[man] Let him fuck you!
651
00:36:46,461 --> 00:36:47,820
[men cheering]
652
00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:49,261
[woman] Karen!
653
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:52,181
Come on, most strippers do
a bit more, yeah!
654
00:36:53,141 --> 00:36:54,461
Do you know who I am?
655
00:36:55,741 --> 00:36:58,701
-Some potless dirty bitch?
-[men laughing]
656
00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:01,101
-Karen Maguire.
-[booing]
657
00:37:01,181 --> 00:37:02,101
Wit woo.
658
00:37:05,101 --> 00:37:06,221
[woman struggling]
659
00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:12,221
Whoa! That's a big one.
Where's that going?
660
00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:15,061
Up your fucking ring piece,
if you're not careful!
661
00:37:15,141 --> 00:37:16,941
[men cheering]
662
00:37:21,780 --> 00:37:23,380
[man] What did you do that for?
663
00:37:23,461 --> 00:37:24,340
Hit him as well!
664
00:37:27,021 --> 00:37:28,741
-[Karen] Get off.
-That's a heavy water pistol.
665
00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:30,061
-[aggressively] You reckon?
-[firing]
666
00:37:30,141 --> 00:37:31,780
[grunting]
667
00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:33,181
-[man screaming]
-My leg!
668
00:37:33,261 --> 00:37:34,141
[screaming]
669
00:37:34,221 --> 00:37:36,221
That's what you get, you fucking cunts!
670
00:37:45,541 --> 00:37:46,541
Karen?
671
00:38:18,621 --> 00:38:20,340
-Karen?
-[shower water running]
672
00:38:22,541 --> 00:38:23,380
You okay?
673
00:38:25,061 --> 00:38:26,581
What happened?
674
00:38:26,661 --> 00:38:28,981
-It's all right.
-Come on, tell me.
675
00:38:30,181 --> 00:38:31,021
Just come here.
676
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,340
Dad always said you were at it.
677
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:54,541
What's up with you?
678
00:38:57,221 --> 00:38:58,941
Don't you dare waste that!
679
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,141
Think you can fix things
with a full English?
680
00:39:02,221 --> 00:39:03,581
He's not been right for days.
681
00:39:05,941 --> 00:39:07,541
-Hey, don't...
-[door slams loudly]
682
00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:15,181
Okay, I'll take 50-50
on the disability benefits.
683
00:39:16,181 --> 00:39:18,621
You've got nothing on me anymore.
684
00:39:19,621 --> 00:39:21,300
You sure about that?
685
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:22,701
No chance.
686
00:39:26,141 --> 00:39:27,101
[Frank] Well...
687
00:39:27,181 --> 00:39:29,461
grassing never sits easy,
688
00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:34,421
but DSS, like pit bulls,
get a sniff of blood...
689
00:39:34,501 --> 00:39:37,061
Twenty years of false claims?
690
00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:39,741
They are going to want a big chat.
691
00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:42,981
I'd say half each seems fair.
692
00:39:43,820 --> 00:39:46,380
Keep your pathetic threats, Frank.
693
00:39:46,461 --> 00:39:48,820
Someone's beaten you to it.
694
00:39:48,901 --> 00:39:50,141
[tense music]
695
00:39:53,820 --> 00:39:55,541
[Frank] Time to pack your bags.
696
00:39:58,501 --> 00:40:00,340
You looking at, you fat, lazy bastard?
697
00:40:00,421 --> 00:40:02,501
You wouldn't be in here
if it wasn't for me.
698
00:40:02,581 --> 00:40:04,901
-She's full of shit, her!
-Like I don't know it.
699
00:40:05,741 --> 00:40:07,941
[Mimi] Who backed her trip to Lourdes?
700
00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:11,701
Bottom line,
it's down to her you're even in here.
701
00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:14,661
[Frank] Oh!
702
00:40:14,741 --> 00:40:17,541
The kid from Cincinnati, he say yes!
703
00:40:17,621 --> 00:40:21,860
[laughing] Who'd Adam and Eve it, eh?
The luck of the Irish.
704
00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:25,221
-[Frank] Burn the slag.
-I said leave it!
705
00:40:27,101 --> 00:40:29,461
-[priest] "Oh blest Lord, Creator God.
-[bells]
706
00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:32,021
In you all things are rendered pure.
707
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,261
By you are strengthened to endure.
708
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:43,461
Oh blest holy hand of God,
all things are sanctified by you.
709
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:46,661
-Adorned, enriched, you make them new.
-[crying]
710
00:40:46,741 --> 00:40:48,501
-[phone ringing]
-I'm at a funeral.
711
00:40:48,581 --> 00:40:53,741
["Swan Lake" plays]
712
00:41:10,421 --> 00:41:12,501
[man] Go on, Patty!
713
00:41:12,581 --> 00:41:14,461
Go on, girl!
714
00:41:16,661 --> 00:41:20,901
[people cheering] Go on, Patty!
715
00:41:41,621 --> 00:41:42,581
[applause]
716
00:41:45,261 --> 00:41:50,780
Squaw Valley, California, 1960.
717
00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:56,820
I was to be the first Irish
winter ice-dancing Olympian.
718
00:41:58,141 --> 00:41:59,941
Then I got pregnant with Libby.
719
00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:01,941
What, at fifteen?
720
00:42:02,021 --> 00:42:04,860
Fucking... Welcome to your spiritual home.
721
00:42:04,941 --> 00:42:06,221
My country?
722
00:42:07,061 --> 00:42:08,741
The Olympics!
723
00:42:09,901 --> 00:42:11,780
Oh, imagine.
724
00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:14,621
And because you didn't get
to fuck about on ice skates
725
00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:16,741
it's all right to steal
your daughter's life?
726
00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:20,061
What was your excuse,
you useless parasite?
727
00:42:20,141 --> 00:42:21,741
Oh, well, yeah, you got me.
728
00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:23,261
Guilty as charged.
729
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:26,621
I stole Libby's heart,
but you know when you're like that,
730
00:42:26,701 --> 00:42:30,701
colours are brighter,
bird-song's clearer...
731
00:42:35,141 --> 00:42:37,061
Until the novelty fades away
732
00:42:38,101 --> 00:42:41,340
and... I'm back in the arms
of the only constant.
733
00:42:42,741 --> 00:42:44,661
My only true love.
734
00:42:45,661 --> 00:42:47,701
Am I a lesser man?
735
00:42:50,421 --> 00:42:52,860
This mother-child thing?
736
00:42:52,941 --> 00:42:57,541
Whoosh! Nurture, shelter, protect.
737
00:42:57,621 --> 00:43:00,461
That's instinct, yeah?
738
00:43:01,421 --> 00:43:03,701
It's instinct. Natural.
739
00:43:04,581 --> 00:43:08,221
Then, with love and prayers,
740
00:43:09,860 --> 00:43:12,300
you set them free.
741
00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:13,340
Too right.
742
00:43:13,421 --> 00:43:14,461
Amen.
743
00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:18,901
Just a thought.
744
00:43:21,261 --> 00:43:23,701
I'd booked a termination.
745
00:43:23,780 --> 00:43:26,300
At an underground clinic in Liverpool.
746
00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:28,141
[mumbling] Oh, fuck off.
747
00:43:28,221 --> 00:43:30,860
-Abortion was still illegal.
-["Swan Lake" music stops]
748
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:33,021
Now you need to button it.
749
00:43:33,101 --> 00:43:35,380
[Patty] But the worst storm in a decade
750
00:43:35,461 --> 00:43:37,860
stopped the ferries for a week.
751
00:43:37,941 --> 00:43:41,340
Daddy found out,
locked me in my room for a month.
752
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,221
I wanted to get rid of her then...
753
00:43:48,221 --> 00:43:49,541
And I don't need her now.
754
00:43:51,501 --> 00:43:53,221
Well, I hope it was worth it.
755
00:43:56,501 --> 00:43:58,300
I don't need anybody.
756
00:44:13,141 --> 00:44:16,941
[Patty] At what point does
withholding the truth become a lie?
757
00:44:18,421 --> 00:44:21,860
I bet politicians are given books
to guide them on that.
758
00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:24,621
At what point
759
00:44:24,701 --> 00:44:28,101
in the lie you've just created
is it too late to back out
760
00:44:28,181 --> 00:44:30,461
and telling the truth
would do more damage?
761
00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:34,300
When you have to keep it going
762
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:39,101
because you know that even if you manage
to keep that lie going forever,
763
00:44:39,181 --> 00:44:45,141
it will eat you up so much inside
you won't want to live anyway.
764
00:44:46,061 --> 00:44:47,021
[outro music]
765
00:44:49,101 --> 00:44:51,941
Home deliveries. Good idea.
I've got a bit of stock needs shifting.
766
00:44:52,021 --> 00:44:53,820
I don't want to get involved
in any illegal shit.
767
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,141
Let your driver take the flack.
768
00:44:55,221 --> 00:44:57,581
[Karen] Not over, is it?
Between you and the running man?
769
00:44:57,661 --> 00:44:59,501
We've been acting out our fantasies.
770
00:44:59,581 --> 00:45:01,461
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
771
00:45:01,541 --> 00:45:02,741
-[moaning]
-[camera flash]
772
00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:05,541
[Gorky] Like butter wouldn't melt.
Police just pulled me.
773
00:45:05,621 --> 00:45:07,981
Luckily, I hid that lot somewhere else.
774
00:45:08,061 --> 00:45:12,221
-[Jackson] Avril, we need to talk.
-[Avril] You arrogant piece of shit!
775
00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:13,661
-[woman] Morning!
-Hiya!
776
00:45:13,741 --> 00:45:14,941
Ring the police, Ches.
777
00:45:15,021 --> 00:45:17,141
Tell them about your paedo tendencies
while you're at it.
778
00:45:17,221 --> 00:45:18,300
D'you want some sex?
779
00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:19,981
[policeman] You were seen kissing her.
780
00:45:21,101 --> 00:45:23,061
[fire flames]
781
00:45:23,141 --> 00:45:25,221
I knows my place, master.
782
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:26,380
-[tires screeching]
-[Avril screams]
783
00:45:26,461 --> 00:45:28,501
[outro music]
784
00:46:05,380 --> 00:46:06,380
[outro music fades]
785
00:46:06,461 --> 00:46:08,701
[screaming in pain]
786
00:46:11,461 --> 00:46:13,501
[panting]
787
00:46:17,661 --> 00:46:18,941
[screaming in fear]
788
00:46:23,221 --> 00:46:24,541
[calm music]
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