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-[tapping]
-[intro music]
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Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all
about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
[cries out]
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your con-dem-nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had
a national fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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-This is our England now.
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[intro music fades away]
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[Mimi] My family's everything to me.
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They are me.
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I made them.
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-Made them strong and resilient.
-[voices coming from TV]
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[Mimi] It's a mother's duty to prepare
kids for the harsh realities of life.
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I mean, it's not easy, is it?
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Taught them from day one,
it's family first.
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I'll stick this up your fucking arse.
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[Mimi] To look out for each other,
watch each other's backs.
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'Cos, as we all know,
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blood's thicker than water.
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I doubt you'd find it.
[sighs]
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You missed every other fucking hole.
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[Mimi] And you know what?
They're a credit to me.
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-Shut up, Micky!
-Mum!
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Fuck's sake!
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Shouldn't have got in the way, then.
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[Jamie] Shift, soft arse!
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[Mimi] Family is everything.
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Family's the be-all and end-all.
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-The start and the finish.
-[shattering]
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Family is king.
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Even when the King's
long since departed,
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family lives on.
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And the hard fist
that keeps you in line.
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[clacking]
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I've had to park there.
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Sort it out with the brewery.
I ain't got cash on me.
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[Jamie] Been fine to park here for years.
Who's clamped it?
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[Lillian] You should get a tit roll
without your car being impounded.
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[Jamie sighs]
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[Jackson] You tried to put me in hospital!
You saw it, Mark.
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Went in heavier than a prop forward.
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It's footy, not rugby.
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Stop whining, you losers.
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[mocking noises]
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Defend yourself.
Should've given the bastard a slap.
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-It's a game.
-A game with rules.
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Forget them and you're fucked.
We're all fucked.
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Get real, will you, Jackson?
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The world's full of no marks like him,
waiting to take what's yours.
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Don't get me wrong. Try it again
in the replay and I'll have you.
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You reckon?
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Anyone can make a mistake,
but do it again and I'll eat you alive.
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-[teasing noises]
-More like it.
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You know it.
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-A scoop before you head off?
-Too right. Ches!
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Nah, mate, got an early start.
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[Chesney] Jackson!
Better luck next time, lad.
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[Mark] Tsk...
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-Surprised you asked him.
-Why?
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His lot don't drink, do they?
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Well, at least there's one name.
I think it's one name.
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Conchita Maria Teresa
Bonnita Ricardo Martinez.
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No, that's me.
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Wanted to get the ball rolling.
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[Mimi] Weren't you in a course
on wiping babies arses?
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Doing drama, contemporary dance
and needlecraft now.
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Needlecraft?
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Got to put a variety show on.
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The best act
gets to perform in front of a Royal.
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So long as it's not Edward,
or that ginger one.
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Or Charles. Or Willy.
The one with the teeth and the horses.
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Or the Greek one or the other ginger one.
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I just want to win it.
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All that lot think I'm a right retard.
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The Student's Union thought I was there
for mental health awareness week.
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Am I the only one serving here?
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[Mimi and Karen] Yeah.
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Cheeky fuckers. You got showbiz
running through your veins.
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[Karen] Got a lot running through
his veins, but showbiz?
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[Mimi] My brother, his uncle Robert,
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toured the clubs as a magician,
and worked the liners too.
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-Uncle Bobbi, yeah.
-Robert.
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I remember him saying
cruising was his life.
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-In the magic ring and all that.
-Circle.
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Why I've never met him?
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[Mimi] I got married, moved away
and he had his career... Showbiz pals.
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I loved the bones of him,
but we moved in different worlds.
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He was globe-trotting
and I was rearing a family.
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-You should get in touch.
-I tried!
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[Mimi] With ya now, love.
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[Micky laughs] Crack.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Jesus, what charity is it this time?
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You serious?
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BAP.
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-Tit?
-BAP.
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-Tit?
-BAP.
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B-A-P. British Alliance Party.
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Raffle tickets for their social club.
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Wouldn't thought
you'd fit their demograph.
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-And why would that be?
-[Kelly] On account of you being...
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black, black, black, black and black.
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That's not what they're about.
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[Kelly] Compulsory repatriation,
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a complete ban on immigration, and laws
discriminating against gays and women.
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-What else could they be about?
-Whatever.
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See ya.
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[Micky] Jamie's doing his nut.
Don't clamp him.
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Bastards.
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Err, we shouldn't've clamped him, Micky.
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That's me, you
and Manchester Clamping Solutions.
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He won't pay up. You know what he's like.
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Who gives a shit?
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I do.
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I put money into it, I've got a say.
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No, you haven't. You're a silent partner.
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Now shut the fuck up.
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It'll kick off.
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For fuck's sake, stop whining, will ya?
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I'll take it off, all right.
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Why do you always have to have
a pop at each other?
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Why can't you just get on?
You're brothers, for fuck sake.
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Nothing more
than a biological accident, Micky.
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If I hadn't swam faster
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or Dad decided to have one off the wrist
instead of impregnating Mum,
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we wouldn't even be here talking.
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Look, Jamie is a cunt.
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A prize cunt who thinks and cares
about no one other than himself.
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Believe.
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Fuck's sake!
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[clang]
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[Jamie] Amateurs.
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They'll charge you more
for destroying their property
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and them clamps aren't cheap.
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It's a scam.
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Get yourself a phoney license,
stick a few photocopied signs up.
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You're wrong there, Jamie.
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They're subcontracted and endorsed
by Manchester Clamping Solutions
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and are operating
according to local by-laws
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-and governmental legislations.
-How do you know?
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I heard it somewhere.
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-Go back in the pub, I'll handle this.
-You?
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You shouldn't mess with them,
I've seen them.
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You've seen them?
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-What do they look like?
-About that big.
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Chinese... Triads, hard fuckers.
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Micky, do me a favour, will ya?
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Look, this is too dangerous.
We can't afford to lose you.
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I'll handle it, go back in there.
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You'll make Connor an orphan,
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the poor kid will grow up
not knowing his dad.
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I'll talk about you, obviously,
an keep your memory alive, but...
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[yelling] Micky, will you fuck off?
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[clamp clanging]
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[Shane] Oi, the fuck you doing?
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[Micky] It's all right, I'm on it.
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That's my property.
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You?
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You said it belonged to a Chinese dwarf?
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No, it's my new business.
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It's all sorted now. No harm done.
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[Shane] You're parked illegally,
you've damaged a clamp.
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That'll be 70 quid.
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In your dreams.
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[Shane] Pay the fine,
or I'll keep putting it on.
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-And I'll keep cutting it off.
-I'll pay it.
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-Keep your fucking nose out.
-[clamp clanging]
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I won't tell you again.
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-[Shane] Fuck do you think you are?
-[Micky] Your brother, we're brothers!
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The guy who's about to rip out
your fucking lungs.
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That's enough!
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[Micky grunts]
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[whispering] Oh, for fuck's sake.
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[women whispering]
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Guess who won the raffle?
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-[Lillian] Fix.
-[all] Heil Hitler.
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What the fuck?
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[Kelly laughs]
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What've you won?
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Dinner at the Meat and Two Veg restaurant.
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In Burnley.
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-Fucking Burnley?
-Wow.
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All home grown produce, British beef.
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Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome, Jackson?
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They're not brainwashing me.
It's sport, not politics.
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-They're decent people!
-They said the same thing about Mengele.
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"He's not too bad
once you scratch the surface,
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get over that whole genocide thing."
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They just want us to look after ourselves.
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Brits.
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State the economy's in,
charity begins at home.
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We need to take care of our own
before we can help anybody else.
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[Mimi in distance] When did this happen?
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-[Jamie yelling]
-He'll be invading Poland next.
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[Shane] How do you think?
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Karen, get him some water.
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What are you up to?
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They're obliged by law to accept
membership from all walks of life.
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Black, Asian, gay, whatever...
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and I want to see if they will.
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If they genuinely accept me
or they're paying lip service.
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And what if they are?
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Then I expose
the two-faced Fascist bastards
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for who they are and close 'em down.
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-[Mimi] We almost called an ambulance.
-[Shane] Alright?
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-Do you want owt getting?
-I bit me tongue.
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-How could you do this to your own?
-This wouldn't have happened
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-if he hadn't clamped the van.
-Jamie should've paid up.
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What's it got to do with you, Hitler?
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We're business partners.
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Pft... Business partners.
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[Mimi] Your brother's concussed
and you're still tearing at each other.
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What's it going to take for you
to grow the fuck up?
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I'm ashamed to call you family!
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[Bobbi] I recognise those dulcet tones.
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[room quiets down]
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Robert?
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You came, uncle Robert!
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Bobbi, with an I.
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Like Liza.
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Minnelli, that is, not Tarbuck.
[sniffs]
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No kiss for your sis?
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[silence]
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Fuck me.
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[Bobbi] I'm sorry about you and Paddy.
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-You hated the fuckin' sight of him.
-Well, true enough.
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Micky traced me down via my agent,
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said you'd been looking for me.
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Said you'd been missing me.
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I missed you too, you know.
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Just one minute
you were seeing that gobshite,
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next minute you were up the duff, married,
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00:11:03,141 --> 00:11:04,941
then at the wrong end of the M62.
247
00:11:05,021 --> 00:11:07,141
-Whirlwind romance.
-Shotgun wedding.
248
00:11:08,141 --> 00:11:10,141
I did try and keep in touch.
249
00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:14,100
I did a few gigs here, years back.
Gave you a knock, but you were never in.
250
00:11:14,181 --> 00:11:15,740
[Bobbi muffled] Meems!
251
00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:17,980
Sh!
252
00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:18,901
[Bobbi] Meems!
253
00:11:20,381 --> 00:11:21,460
Did write.
254
00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:27,340
I just thought you were dropping a hint.
255
00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:29,821
-So I took it.
-You're my baby brother.
256
00:11:29,901 --> 00:11:32,941
If only we had mobiles
in them days, eh? E-mails.
257
00:11:33,021 --> 00:11:35,061
Well, we're here now, aren't we?
258
00:11:35,141 --> 00:11:37,901
Hepburn sisters,
back together again at last.
259
00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:41,421
I'll be Audrey, you can be the one
with the voice like a man.
260
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:42,661
[chuckles]
261
00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:45,021
-Robert, listen. I hate to say this but--
-Bobbi.
262
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,740
Nobody's called me Robert in an age.
263
00:11:46,821 --> 00:11:48,860
-[chuckles] Bob--
-Bobbi.
264
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:49,821
-Bob.
-Bi.
265
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:51,980
Bobbi,
266
00:11:52,061 --> 00:11:55,340
it might be an idea
to tone down the whole...
267
00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:57,301
showbiz angle while you're here.
268
00:11:57,381 --> 00:11:59,701
Just cut the camp shit.
269
00:11:59,781 --> 00:12:02,860
People round here like the women
to be women and the men to be men.
270
00:12:02,941 --> 00:12:03,821
Don't we all!
271
00:12:03,901 --> 00:12:05,980
-[Mimi sniggers]
-I hear you.
272
00:12:06,061 --> 00:12:08,301
-I hear you.
-Good.
273
00:12:08,381 --> 00:12:10,061
Suitcase is at ours.
274
00:12:10,141 --> 00:12:13,141
[Mimi] No brother of mine's
staying in a scabby B&B.
275
00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:15,661
Micky's on the couch,
you'll have his room.
276
00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:17,740
-Did you change the sheets?
-Yeah.
277
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,261
-Get rid of the wanky hankies?
-Erm...
278
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,781
Thanks, Micky, love.
That's very kind of you.
279
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:25,340
You're family.
The only other uncles I've got
280
00:12:25,421 --> 00:12:27,181
are either dead or in, erm...
281
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:29,661
Argentina!
282
00:12:31,661 --> 00:12:35,181
-[Mimi] I need to get back to work.
-How about I take my favourite nephew
283
00:12:35,261 --> 00:12:37,901
for a proper drink, a real drink? C'mon.
284
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:44,740
[whispering] Two days max
and he's out of here. Get that?
285
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:51,781
Shane.
286
00:12:53,581 --> 00:12:55,021
You kept that fucking quiet.
287
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,460
[Shane] When I was a kid,
288
00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:58,860
I thought he was the magician,
not the assistant.
289
00:12:58,941 --> 00:13:01,860
-What's the big deal?
-He looks like a woman.
290
00:13:01,941 --> 00:13:03,941
[Jamie] Mam's sung his praises for years.
291
00:13:04,021 --> 00:13:07,581
-Why wouldn't she mention he was a tranny?
-It obviously doesn't matter to her.
292
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,781
They were dead happy to see each other.
293
00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:12,340
[Kelly] He's the only family
she's got besides you lot.
294
00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:13,620
Don't spoil it.
295
00:13:15,301 --> 00:13:18,340
-What the fuck is that supposed to be?
-[Patty] Transvestite.
296
00:13:18,421 --> 00:13:20,381
A man who likes to eat, drink,
297
00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:22,100
[whispering] and be Mary.
298
00:13:22,181 --> 00:13:25,100
It takes balls to be a tranny.
And a penis.
299
00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:26,220
I should know.
300
00:13:26,301 --> 00:13:29,421
[punter laughing] What big hands
you've got! What big feet you've got!
301
00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:31,781
-[woman] What a big cock you've got!
-[laughing]
302
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,701
-Have I got cunt written on my forehead?
-No, Mimi.
303
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:40,901
Then don't treat me like one
and the same goes for my sist...
304
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:41,821
brother.
305
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,740
[people laugh]
306
00:13:45,821 --> 00:13:47,541
Spread the word.
307
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:48,620
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
308
00:13:54,781 --> 00:13:58,021
-Eight pounds, please, guys.
-Third cup replay we've lost on the trot.
309
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,181
We need to up the training regime.
310
00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:02,061
Few less lagers
and a few more five K runs.
311
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:05,141
-Ten K runs.
-[Mark] We'll put a programme together.
312
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,661
Still time to finish
the season with dignity.
313
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,421
-I like that, a bit of positivity.
-A bit of delusion.
314
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:11,701
There you go.
315
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,901
[Mark] Eh, lads!
316
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,181
What do blondes say after sex?
317
00:14:17,261 --> 00:14:19,500
-Thanks, guys.
-[men laugh]
318
00:14:19,581 --> 00:14:22,460
-We're off for a bit of scran. Coming?
-We've got plans.
319
00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:23,781
-Where are you off?
-Chinky.
320
00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:27,181
Prick!
321
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:32,100
It's a joke.
Like the one you just laughed along with.
322
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:34,781
Come on, mate. He's just having some fun.
323
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,261
-It's just a word.
-Like Paki.
324
00:14:37,301 --> 00:14:38,541
Or nigger.
325
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:42,021
I piss myself laughing every time
I hear it, eh, Jackson?
326
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,740
Rolling on the floor.
Splitting my fuckin' sides.
327
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,740
[laughs]
328
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:48,661
[silence]
329
00:14:50,781 --> 00:14:51,620
[door shuts]
330
00:14:54,941 --> 00:14:58,220
Everyone knows he's in the wrong.
Shane's a dickhead.
331
00:14:58,301 --> 00:14:59,500
You're smarter.
332
00:14:59,581 --> 00:15:02,021
Just shrug it off
for the sake of the family.
333
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,500
-The bigger man walks away.
-[Karen] You're right.
334
00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:07,061
We know you're right.
It's not like losing face.
335
00:15:07,141 --> 00:15:09,541
It's another bit of hassle
we could do without.
336
00:15:10,421 --> 00:15:11,261
Please.
337
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,061
For me.
338
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,821
Okay, for you.
339
00:15:16,901 --> 00:15:18,181
My little West End Wendy!
340
00:15:18,261 --> 00:15:20,061
Now, I don't wanna frighten ya,
341
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:24,261
but you've got a show in a few days
and you haven't got one fucking act. So...
342
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,220
Can I get everyone's attention, please?
343
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:30,581
Now, anyone with an artistic flair
that they don't mind showing,
344
00:15:30,661 --> 00:15:31,620
nothing pornographic,
345
00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:34,500
can sign up to perform
in Micky's Variety Show.
346
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:36,661
This...
347
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:39,620
is your chance to show us...
348
00:15:41,021 --> 00:15:42,141
what you can do.
349
00:15:43,781 --> 00:15:45,381
Oh, forgot to say!
350
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,980
Anyone who is participating,
it's free ale all night.
351
00:15:48,061 --> 00:15:49,381
[ruckus]
352
00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:52,021
What the fuck you doing?
I can't shell out for this.
353
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,301
You don't have to.
354
00:15:53,381 --> 00:15:54,740
Charge on the door.
355
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,100
-You'll make your money back.
-Mum, sort this out.
356
00:15:57,181 --> 00:16:00,901
Oh, Mimi, isn't he gorgeous
when he's riled? If I wasn't his auntie...
357
00:16:05,421 --> 00:16:06,261
[muffled music]
358
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:19,181
You all right?
359
00:16:19,261 --> 00:16:20,380
Why wouldn't I be?
360
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:23,380
You don't look like someone
who's found their long-lost brother,
361
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,141
-the one you said you worshipped.
-I'm made up to see him.
362
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,901
So made up, you want him
out the house in 24 hours?
363
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,581
Drop it, eh?
364
00:16:30,661 --> 00:16:31,860
Leave it, Micky!
365
00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:36,701
Karen says she needs some vodka,
crisps and nuts from the cellar.
366
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,740
Gullibility runs in the family.
367
00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:52,380
[Mimi] Micky!
368
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,740
Micky!
369
00:16:53,821 --> 00:16:55,581
Let me out! Bastard!
370
00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:56,980
Just sort it!
371
00:17:04,781 --> 00:17:07,221
He reckons it's about time
me and you had a talk.
372
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,261
And I think he's right.
373
00:17:15,461 --> 00:17:16,301
[Bobbi sighs]
374
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,940
-All the wives take their turn.
-Ah...
375
00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:29,741
That is so considerate.
376
00:17:29,821 --> 00:17:30,701
Thanks.
377
00:17:30,781 --> 00:17:33,821
Otherwise, one person ends up
doing the whole lot, every week.
378
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,581
Which wouldn't be right at all.
379
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,301
-[Avril] Oops.
-For fuck's...
380
00:17:40,381 --> 00:17:43,861
I do yours
out of some misplaced sense of obligation.
381
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:47,660
The SS can do their own.
382
00:17:50,461 --> 00:17:51,981
They also take turns to cook.
383
00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:55,501
-Fuck right off!
-It'll help me infiltrate the group!
384
00:17:55,581 --> 00:17:58,781
You're a trainee teacher,
not a member of MI-bleeding-5.
385
00:17:58,861 --> 00:17:59,981
-No way.
-Please.
386
00:18:00,061 --> 00:18:02,301
-No!
-If I want a chance to bring them down...
387
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,701
And who put you in charge
of social justice?
388
00:18:04,781 --> 00:18:07,420
-Someone needs to make a stand.
-And that's you?
389
00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:11,940
Jackson, you can't even put
a fucking shelf up!
390
00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,701
They're coming for dinner tonight.
391
00:18:13,781 --> 00:18:14,741
[door shuts]
392
00:18:16,101 --> 00:18:17,381
[liquid pouring]
393
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:21,861
What are you fucking doing?
394
00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:24,581
[Bobbi] It's the vodka,
I'm pissing like shire a horse.
395
00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:27,221
Well, I don't want to see
your dangly bits!
396
00:18:27,301 --> 00:18:30,381
Try standing up against the wall
and doing it like a normal man!
397
00:18:30,461 --> 00:18:31,301
[Bobbi] Normal?
398
00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:32,861
And what the fuck is normal?
399
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:33,821
Certainly not you.
400
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,301
-You have no idea what it's like being me.
-Oh, yeah?
401
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:40,141
-I also have facial hair and haemorrhoids.
-How bad my life was when you pissed off!
402
00:18:40,221 --> 00:18:41,621
At least you had a life!
403
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,940
All my life was spent coping
with being your sister,
404
00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:48,821
while you were swanning round
being Quentin fuckin' Crisp.
405
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,501
I had to deal with the fallout!
406
00:18:50,581 --> 00:18:52,940
Quentin fuckin' Crisp? I'm not a gay man.
407
00:18:53,021 --> 00:18:55,381
I'm a woman, okay? Born with a cock.
408
00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:58,261
Yeah... Definition of a woman
with a cock: man.
409
00:18:58,341 --> 00:19:00,301
-I feel like a woman inside!
-Oh, yeah?
410
00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:03,420
Well, I feel like bleedin'
Pamela Anderson inside,
411
00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:07,021
but not much chance of you seeing me
in fuckin' Baywatch, is there?
412
00:19:07,101 --> 00:19:08,821
-I'm a woman!
-Cock!
413
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:12,221
-Woman! Woman!
-Cock, cock, cock.
414
00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:13,261
[Mimi grunts]
415
00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:17,180
Fighting your battles for you,
416
00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:21,461
defending you while you pranced round
the streets in Ma's heels!
417
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:25,301
You were a self-indulgent,
spoilt little bastard!
418
00:19:26,301 --> 00:19:28,741
[yelling] You've got no idea
what I went through,
419
00:19:28,821 --> 00:19:30,621
the pain that I suffered
420
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,061
and all that time
you were laughing at me, Mimi!
421
00:19:34,221 --> 00:19:36,741
I was screaming for help.
422
00:19:36,821 --> 00:19:39,101
I was begging for somebody
to give me their hand
423
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,900
and all that time you were laughing at me,
424
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,021
taking the piss...
425
00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:45,420
while I was drowning.
426
00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:47,741
I was drowning.
427
00:19:54,621 --> 00:19:56,781
Urgh! Your bollock's out.
428
00:20:04,821 --> 00:20:08,621
[Mimi] It was like The Crying Game
all over again, only in 3D.
429
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:09,940
Are you two okay now?
430
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:16,341
[Mimi] If I'd have known...
431
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:17,621
If we'd have talked,
432
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,341
your burden could've been lighter.
433
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:22,301
We could've gone on Trisha
or that gobshite on Granada.
434
00:20:22,381 --> 00:20:23,221
[spits]
435
00:20:23,301 --> 00:20:24,621
[Mimi] Talked things through,
436
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,061
reached an understanding.
437
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,221
A resolution.
438
00:20:28,741 --> 00:20:30,101
But from now on...
439
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:31,861
my casa, su casa.
440
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,261
-English, please.
-It means her house is my house.
441
00:20:34,341 --> 00:20:37,660
[Mimi] As long as you want to stay,
you're welcome here.
442
00:20:37,741 --> 00:20:39,461
Such a lot to catch up on.
443
00:20:40,301 --> 00:20:41,741
Come here, love.
444
00:20:41,821 --> 00:20:43,461
[kiss]
445
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:44,821
[Bobbi] And one more thing.
446
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:48,261
Jamie and Shane obviously aren't
too comfortable having me around, so...
447
00:20:49,301 --> 00:20:50,660
I might as well say this here.
448
00:20:50,741 --> 00:20:53,741
We had a homo in the footie team
and they were cool with him.
449
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:57,501
Apart from touching him during a tackle.
Or bending down for the ball.
450
00:20:57,581 --> 00:20:59,461
Or him kissing them if they scored.
451
00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:01,981
And the showers.
And having him on the team but...
452
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:05,581
[Bobbi] Erm...
I've rehearsed this a million times
453
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:08,061
and I've never got it right, so, er...
454
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,700
forgive my, er, bluntness.
455
00:21:10,781 --> 00:21:14,221
Robert Hepburn's days...
456
00:21:14,301 --> 00:21:15,581
on earth are numbered.
457
00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:20,301
-It's the AIDS, isn't it?
-Oh...
458
00:21:20,381 --> 00:21:24,341
[Mimi] It's God's judgement.
You've been smitten. I fucking knew it!
459
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:26,940
-Oh, sweet Jesus, I could be next!
-Mimi...
460
00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,821
I told your dad more than once,
461
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:31,061
-it's not in God's plan.
-Mimi, love...
462
00:21:31,141 --> 00:21:34,101
If he'd had meant us to do it like that
he'd've made it easier
463
00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:36,221
-to get it in!
-Mi--
464
00:21:36,301 --> 00:21:38,341
-[Mimi shouts]
-[Bobbi] Mimi!
465
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:41,781
It's not fucking AIDS, okay?
It's not AIDS!
466
00:21:41,861 --> 00:21:44,261
I've been living as a woman for years.
467
00:21:44,341 --> 00:21:45,781
-With a woman?
-As.
468
00:21:45,861 --> 00:21:49,420
Undergoing psychiatric evaluation,
hormone therapy.
469
00:21:50,781 --> 00:21:52,141
I'm waiting to get the nod.
470
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:57,420
Come on, I've always said
that me John Thomas gets in the way.
471
00:21:57,501 --> 00:21:59,381
-Well, pretty soon it won't.
-John Thomas?
472
00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:02,341
-Snip! Ooh!
-[swooshing sound]
473
00:22:04,021 --> 00:22:05,501
Oh...
474
00:22:05,581 --> 00:22:07,061
-[knocking]
-They're here!
475
00:22:07,141 --> 00:22:09,180
-[soft music playing]
-You're fucking kidding!
476
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,341
One word out of place
and I will rip their heads off
477
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:14,700
-and shit down their necks.
-[music stops]
478
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,460
[Jackson] All right? Come in.
479
00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:19,460
You must be Avril.
480
00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:21,221
I hope you like white.
481
00:22:21,301 --> 00:22:23,180
I like most whites.
482
00:22:24,621 --> 00:22:27,420
-[Jackson] Thanks for coming, mate.
-Our pleasure.
483
00:22:27,501 --> 00:22:29,101
-[door shuts]
-Welcome.
484
00:22:30,781 --> 00:22:32,460
-This is Ellen.
-Hiya.
485
00:22:35,341 --> 00:22:37,101
Jackson? Coats.
486
00:22:38,581 --> 00:22:39,900
Thanks.
487
00:22:39,981 --> 00:22:41,221
[Mark] Thanks, mate.
488
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:43,981
[Avril] Go on through.
489
00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:53,301
Two G&T's, please, Micky.
490
00:22:53,381 --> 00:22:56,141
The Scouse transvestite.
Hardly convincing.
491
00:22:56,221 --> 00:22:59,261
-Why's that?
-The wrong shade of orange for a start.
492
00:22:59,341 --> 00:23:00,180
[Mimi grunts]
493
00:23:00,261 --> 00:23:01,301
[Frank grunts in pain]
494
00:23:03,781 --> 00:23:06,261
Dina wants to audition
for the talent night.
495
00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:08,420
Hardly talent, even I can do that.
496
00:23:09,381 --> 00:23:13,501
She's got a grip like a python.
The punters call her the penis fly trap.
497
00:23:13,581 --> 00:23:16,821
-The things she can't do with her libia...
-Anyone can smoke a cigar.
498
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:18,420
What, like that?
499
00:23:19,581 --> 00:23:20,900
[queef]
500
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,341
[Mimi] Admittedly, not.
501
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:30,501
No, no, but I'm going
to fucking learn one day.
502
00:23:30,581 --> 00:23:32,900
Right, Micky, get her third on the bill,
503
00:23:32,981 --> 00:23:35,420
behind that deaf kid
that did the yodelling...
504
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:36,821
[yodels]
505
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,741
Audience'll need perking up after that.
506
00:23:38,821 --> 00:23:43,381
And, er, me and Bobbi'll be rehearsing
a little special something too, won't we?
507
00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:45,021
Mm-hm, sister act.
508
00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:52,861
Shane's clamping anything with wheels.
509
00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:55,141
I'm worried for my mobility.
510
00:23:56,621 --> 00:23:59,141
[woman] They've only clamped
the bloody pram!
511
00:23:59,221 --> 00:24:00,221
[man] Bastards!
512
00:24:05,460 --> 00:24:07,420
My punters are too scared to park.
513
00:24:07,501 --> 00:24:10,061
[Libby] How are the acts going to get
their gear in here?
514
00:24:10,141 --> 00:24:13,221
Where are your tutors
expected to park their cars?
515
00:24:13,301 --> 00:24:14,660
[Micky sighs]
516
00:24:15,741 --> 00:24:17,781
-What've you done to Shane?
-Dunno.
517
00:24:17,861 --> 00:24:20,981
-He's not answering his phone.
-[Jamie] Well, maybe he's tied up.
518
00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:22,700
-You've done something.
-[door opens]
519
00:24:22,781 --> 00:24:24,021
-Where is he?
-[door shuts]
520
00:24:27,021 --> 00:24:29,700
[yelling] Bastard!
521
00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:31,420
Fucking kill you!
522
00:24:31,501 --> 00:24:32,700
[racket]
523
00:24:32,781 --> 00:24:36,141
-[Micky] Whoa! You said you'd back off!
-What is going on?
524
00:24:36,221 --> 00:24:38,221
I'm just showing Shane
the inconvenience...
525
00:24:38,301 --> 00:24:39,501
of being clamped!
526
00:24:39,581 --> 00:24:41,221
[all shouting]
527
00:24:41,301 --> 00:24:43,621
-Pack it in!
-You said you'd walk!
528
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:47,381
You'd do best to remember
who pays your wages.
529
00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:49,301
Time for you to nail your colours.
530
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:53,061
-He's in on the business.
-[Micky] Oh...
531
00:24:53,141 --> 00:24:54,741
Silent partner.
532
00:24:54,821 --> 00:24:56,700
You work for me or you work for him.
533
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,621
Not both. It's time to choose.
534
00:25:06,221 --> 00:25:08,821
-Smells fantastic, don't you think, Ellen?
-Mm.
535
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:10,861
It's an old family recipe.
536
00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:12,900
Braised crocodile cheeks
537
00:25:12,981 --> 00:25:15,900
in an apricot and prickly pear sauce.
538
00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,061
A delicacy where my family come from.
539
00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:21,981
Just pulling your leg.
540
00:25:22,061 --> 00:25:23,220
Creole Chicken.
541
00:25:23,301 --> 00:25:24,141
[Mark chuckles]
542
00:25:25,541 --> 00:25:28,460
-Nice of you to invite us.
-That's entirely down to Jackson.
543
00:25:29,501 --> 00:25:33,021
I wouldn't normally piss
on a member of the BAP if he were on fire.
544
00:25:37,061 --> 00:25:39,021
[Mark] We've got a bad reputation.
545
00:25:39,101 --> 00:25:40,541
Something we're working on.
546
00:25:40,621 --> 00:25:41,900
How, exactly?
547
00:25:41,981 --> 00:25:43,660
Well, we're opening doors.
548
00:25:43,741 --> 00:25:46,741
If you're British born and bred,
you're welcome.
549
00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:49,621
[Avril] That's to fit in
with a legal requirement.
550
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:51,660
You wouldn't do it if you didn't have to.
551
00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:54,341
Eat.
552
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,781
She's right to be suspicious.
Country's gone to the dogs.
553
00:26:00,741 --> 00:26:02,021
Agreed?
554
00:26:02,101 --> 00:26:05,741
We're all getting ready for that spring,
summer, autumn and winter of discontent.
555
00:26:05,821 --> 00:26:09,021
So your party isn't waging
a war against race any more.
556
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:11,621
It's... a class war now.
557
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:14,581
The country's being run
by a gang of public schoolboys
558
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,981
who don't know the meaning
of doing without.
559
00:26:17,061 --> 00:26:19,061
A millionaire boys' club,
560
00:26:19,141 --> 00:26:21,581
who've got the temerity
to tell us to tighten our belts
561
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:24,261
while they're going
to their holiday homes in Barbados.
562
00:26:24,341 --> 00:26:26,061
So it's equality you're after?
563
00:26:26,141 --> 00:26:29,061
We're after British people
being treated fairly. Put first.
564
00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:32,261
We've got a march this Saturday.
565
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,301
Lefties and students are onto it.
566
00:26:34,381 --> 00:26:37,261
Some contacts have told me
they're going to meet us mob-handed.
567
00:26:37,341 --> 00:26:38,981
You're cancelling, I hope?
568
00:26:39,061 --> 00:26:41,741
We've got a democratic right
to our opinion.
569
00:26:41,821 --> 00:26:43,261
The march's going ahead.
570
00:26:43,341 --> 00:26:46,420
They won't be able to chant
their usual racist insults at us.
571
00:26:47,781 --> 00:26:49,981
Not once they've clocked our poster boy.
572
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,621
-You up for it?
-Deffo.
573
00:27:05,621 --> 00:27:07,220
[Avril] You know as well as I do
574
00:27:07,301 --> 00:27:10,141
it will turn into a riot
and you'll be at the front of it.
575
00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:11,101
It won't.
576
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:13,581
If you're lucky enough
not to end up in the morgue,
577
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:15,821
-you'll lose your job.
-That won't happen.
578
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:20,141
[shouting] Will you take your fucking head
from up your arse
579
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:23,381
and wake up to what it is
you're getting involved in, Jackson?
580
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:26,821
Anyone accuses me of going along
with what that lunatic's preaching
581
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,301
and I remind them
I was the one that leaked this.
582
00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:33,381
-What is it?
-A list...
583
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:36,381
of every BAP member
registered to vote in the UK.
584
00:27:37,861 --> 00:27:39,141
Where d'you get it?
585
00:27:51,621 --> 00:27:55,021
I get this to the papers
and I save a few heads being kicked.
586
00:27:55,101 --> 00:27:56,021
He'll know it's you.
587
00:27:57,141 --> 00:27:57,981
Not me.
588
00:27:59,021 --> 00:28:00,861
I'll ask Chesney to do it.
589
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:01,781
Stop worrying.
590
00:28:02,861 --> 00:28:04,621
Come here.
591
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:05,940
I've got it covered.
592
00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:10,180
[people cheering in distance]
593
00:28:12,381 --> 00:28:15,621
You nervous, Michael?
You've every fucking right to be.
594
00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,781
These are your two choices.
595
00:28:17,861 --> 00:28:19,261
It's all down to you.
596
00:28:19,341 --> 00:28:23,180
And over to the lovely Roberta
for that last-minute reminder.
597
00:28:23,261 --> 00:28:24,101
[Bobbi] Thank you.
598
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,940
-[catcalling]
-Eh, stop it, cheeky!
599
00:28:26,021 --> 00:28:27,660
-[canned laughter]
-OK, choose Jamie
600
00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:31,061
and you condemn Shane and Kelly
to a life on the outside,
601
00:28:31,141 --> 00:28:34,861
with absolutely no back-up whatsoever
from any Maguire.
602
00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:35,980
Within weeks
603
00:28:36,061 --> 00:28:39,420
they'll be sleeping rough,
forced to sell what little they do have,
604
00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:42,301
in order to survive! [giggles]
605
00:28:42,381 --> 00:28:44,940
-And choice B, please, Roberta.
-Oh!
606
00:28:45,021 --> 00:28:46,381
Choice B, Shane.
607
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:48,021
By choosing him,
608
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:50,781
you'll essentially be dismantling
the family business,
609
00:28:50,861 --> 00:28:53,581
so you and Shane will not be able
to work for the family,
610
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:57,621
therefore rendering the family business,
by definition, redundant!
611
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,781
-[Bobbi giggles]
-Do remember, though, Michael,
612
00:28:59,861 --> 00:29:03,781
choice B carries the hidden bonus
of a return for your ma
613
00:29:03,861 --> 00:29:06,700
-[shouting] to the Holy Land!
-[applauses]
614
00:29:06,781 --> 00:29:09,980
That's right, Mum
will get an all-expenses paid,
615
00:29:10,061 --> 00:29:11,900
one-way trip all the way back
616
00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:14,141
to the banks of the Mersey!
617
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,621
Michael, it's time to...
618
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:19,420
[male voice] Make your choice!
619
00:29:19,501 --> 00:29:22,700
-[Bobbi] Choose! Choose! Choose!
-[Mimi] Choose! Choose! Choose!
620
00:29:22,781 --> 00:29:24,341
[Mimi in distorted voice] Choose!
621
00:29:25,821 --> 00:29:28,261
[echoed voice] Choose! Choose! Choose!
622
00:29:28,341 --> 00:29:30,821
-Choose! Choose! Choose!
-Choose! Choose! Choose!
623
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:31,821
Choose! Choose!
624
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,381
[Micky cries]
625
00:29:36,381 --> 00:29:37,220
[gasps]
626
00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:52,301
-It's time, Micky.
-We need a decision.
627
00:29:52,381 --> 00:29:54,061
-Not yet.
-Do it now.
628
00:29:54,141 --> 00:29:55,700
-I can't!
-You're going to have to.
629
00:29:55,781 --> 00:29:56,621
I need more time.
630
00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:59,581
-You haven't got it.
-But I need an extension.
631
00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:02,741
Look, there's too much to consider
at such short notice.
632
00:30:02,821 --> 00:30:06,660
You know me. It takes me half an hour
to decide which side of bed to get out of!
633
00:30:06,741 --> 00:30:09,781
There's only one side you can get out,
you daft twat.
634
00:30:10,741 --> 00:30:12,861
-Your bed's against a wall.
-It was a metaphor!
635
00:30:13,821 --> 00:30:16,501
Cornflakes, Weetabix, Coco Pops.
636
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:18,341
Black socks, white socks, sports socks,
637
00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:20,781
boxers, Y-fronts, G-string!
638
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:26,061
There's too many decisions
to make as it is!
639
00:30:26,141 --> 00:30:27,460
[Karen] Micky, what colour?
640
00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,741
How the fuck should I know, you s...!
641
00:30:31,341 --> 00:30:32,180
Sorry, Karen.
642
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,061
Two soft whites, please.
643
00:30:39,341 --> 00:30:42,061
[Patty] Is it true, then?
You're just waiting for the snip?
644
00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:43,900
Jungle drums been banging, have they?
645
00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:45,940
What do you do with it
while you're waiting?
646
00:30:46,021 --> 00:30:47,821
I mean, where do you pour it?
647
00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:49,501
Well...
648
00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,021
Let me get the drinks in
649
00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:53,741
and then I'll tell you
all you need to know.
650
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,180
Mimi, love, can I get a G&T
651
00:30:57,261 --> 00:30:59,180
and whatever my new best mates are having?
652
00:30:59,261 --> 00:31:01,061
These are on me, love.
653
00:31:01,141 --> 00:31:02,700
Aw.
654
00:31:05,021 --> 00:31:07,980
You know, I was always
the one with the talent. And the looks.
655
00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:11,420
People used to say to me
I was more of a woman
656
00:31:11,501 --> 00:31:13,061
than she could ever be.
657
00:31:13,141 --> 00:31:14,980
-[laughing]
-They did! No, they did!
658
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:23,141
Spag bol all right for you, Bobbi?
659
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:25,501
You know me. Love a bit of spick.
660
00:31:26,781 --> 00:31:30,021
-Are my slacks ready yet, Meems?
-[Mimi] Oh, upstairs.
661
00:31:30,101 --> 00:31:32,581
I'll just give them
a quick once-over with the iron.
662
00:31:35,621 --> 00:31:37,021
[Bobbi] We're not so different.
663
00:31:37,101 --> 00:31:38,741
-No?
-No.
664
00:31:38,821 --> 00:31:42,061
Apart from you being a two-faced shit
who slag off her behind her back?
665
00:31:44,341 --> 00:31:45,940
-It's grown teeth.
-She's me mum.
666
00:31:46,021 --> 00:31:46,861
She's my sister.
667
00:31:47,821 --> 00:31:49,861
-I'll tell her.
-No, you won't.
668
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:51,101
You know as well as I do,
669
00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:53,940
if you let her know that I really think
she's a fat, ugly,
670
00:31:54,021 --> 00:31:56,301
embarrassing waste of space,
it'd break her heart.
671
00:31:56,381 --> 00:31:57,261
Don't.
672
00:31:57,341 --> 00:32:00,341
Leaving me alone in Liverpool
was the best favour she ever did.
673
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:03,261
The only reason I'm here
is 'cos I've nowhere else to go.
674
00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:06,501
Are you going to tell her that as well?
675
00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:09,180
No.
676
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,900
You haven't got the balls, Micky.
677
00:32:12,021 --> 00:32:13,541
In a few weeks you can have mine.
678
00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,501
-I'll tell her.
-Meems!
679
00:32:17,581 --> 00:32:19,781
Micky's got something he'd like to say.
680
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:22,781
No, I was just saying
681
00:32:22,861 --> 00:32:25,781
I'm really looking forward
to your duet with uncle Robert.
682
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:26,980
Steal the show.
683
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,381
-It's Bobbi.
-It's fucking Robert.
684
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:44,541
All right, Frank?
685
00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:47,220
[rock music playing]
686
00:32:50,381 --> 00:32:54,180
I'm so high,
I don't wanna come down, Jimi.
687
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,180
See you on the flip side.
688
00:33:01,581 --> 00:33:02,861
[audience cheers]
689
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:08,541
Wanker.
690
00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:11,700
Was hoping you'd be in.
691
00:33:13,061 --> 00:33:14,021
Get in the car.
692
00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:27,101
Some fucker robbed the membership list.
693
00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:29,101
We've got a lot of support up on high,
694
00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:31,821
but people'll be terrified
to back us if this gets out.
695
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:32,740
If it gets out?
696
00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:40,180
I always keep this memory stick on me.
697
00:33:40,261 --> 00:33:42,900
Mate of mine's a journo
at the paper that got contacted.
698
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:45,940
He dialled 1471, got the number,
699
00:33:46,021 --> 00:33:47,541
we did a bit of research.
700
00:33:47,621 --> 00:33:48,781
Found out who it was.
701
00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:53,541
-Go on.
-That little Paki bastard you know.
702
00:33:53,621 --> 00:33:55,061
Chesney?
703
00:33:55,141 --> 00:33:56,261
Listen...
704
00:33:56,341 --> 00:33:59,021
Ches isn't politically minded,
not in that sense.
705
00:33:59,101 --> 00:34:02,141
He went through my stuff
while we played footy.
706
00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:04,341
So what will you do, give him a hiding?
707
00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:06,821
Gonna make an example of him.
708
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:08,700
What do you mean, an example?
709
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,740
A couple of the lads
are on their way over, tooled up.
710
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:14,820
-We're gonna have a few cocktails.
-Cocktails?
711
00:34:14,901 --> 00:34:17,381
Always have a few drinks at a barbie,
don't you?
712
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,340
[engine revs]
713
00:34:26,260 --> 00:34:29,740
-Mimi, same again.
-Yeah, OK.
714
00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:31,300
It can't have been easy
715
00:34:31,381 --> 00:34:33,660
growing up knowing what you knew.
716
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:34,981
That you were trapped.
717
00:34:35,941 --> 00:34:38,260
I can't imagine what that must feel like.
718
00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:39,300
I can.
719
00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,981
[Bobbi] Well, everyone's got their burden.
720
00:34:42,061 --> 00:34:45,461
-How come it's taken this long?
-Having his cock cut off?
721
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:49,260
[Bobbi] Didn't have the confidence,
or the backing of me family either.
722
00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:50,501
To be fair...
723
00:34:50,581 --> 00:34:53,621
it can't have been easy news
for your mother and father to absorb.
724
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:55,820
[Lillian] When Rodney said
he was a philatelist,
725
00:34:55,901 --> 00:34:57,181
I stayed in bed for a month.
726
00:34:57,261 --> 00:35:01,581
You expect that from the older generation.
But I expected a little bit of support...
727
00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:03,981
was from my own sister.
728
00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:05,581
And it never came.
729
00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:08,741
I tried to end it all.
730
00:35:10,621 --> 00:35:12,541
A scream for help that was never answered.
731
00:35:14,461 --> 00:35:17,221
Abandoned at 16, mum and dad dead.
732
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,981
With the burden of a penis
you never wanted.
733
00:35:20,061 --> 00:35:23,461
When I had my appendix out,
they gave me it in a jar.
734
00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:24,941
-Are you thinking--
-No.
735
00:35:25,021 --> 00:35:27,941
Here you go, girls. Run off my feet here.
736
00:35:31,541 --> 00:35:33,421
-Everything all right?
-Fine.
737
00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:46,141
[Bobbi] We need to get some bread rolls,
mayo, cans of tuna, cans of ham.
738
00:35:46,221 --> 00:35:48,741
[Avril] We can rustle up
a decent buffet between us.
739
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:51,501
When the going gets tough,
the tough go shopping.
740
00:35:51,581 --> 00:35:53,661
I'll get a few bob out of petty cash.
741
00:35:53,741 --> 00:35:56,621
-Will you go for it?
-What, in these heels?
742
00:35:57,820 --> 00:36:00,941
-Well, I'd rather have ham.
-I'll put cheese on a bit...
743
00:36:02,221 --> 00:36:03,581
[Chesney] Bastards!
744
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:04,621
Come here!
745
00:36:04,701 --> 00:36:05,901
[kids shouting]
746
00:36:05,981 --> 00:36:08,381
-I know your dad!
-Yeah? Well, I fuckin' don't!
747
00:36:08,461 --> 00:36:09,820
[kid] Dickhead.
748
00:36:11,621 --> 00:36:12,860
Least we know he's in.
749
00:36:12,941 --> 00:36:14,541
Soon as the lads arrive, we're on.
750
00:36:15,461 --> 00:36:17,261
Time for you to prove yourself.
751
00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:18,741
We're shaping history, Jackson.
752
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:19,941
You should be proud.
753
00:36:24,941 --> 00:36:28,261
It'll be fine, the show.
It's gonna be great, I can feel it.
754
00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:29,221
You reckon?
755
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:32,141
The whole estate's buzzing.
One to remember.
756
00:36:33,101 --> 00:36:34,621
Proud of you.
757
00:36:34,701 --> 00:36:35,541
Yeah?
758
00:36:35,621 --> 00:36:38,340
Well, not everyone
could organise a night like this.
759
00:36:38,421 --> 00:36:41,061
Takes a lot of dedication and skill.
760
00:36:41,141 --> 00:36:42,021
And don't forget,
761
00:36:42,101 --> 00:36:44,901
there's a little of Bobbi's DNA
running through them veins.
762
00:36:44,981 --> 00:36:46,021
[door opens]
763
00:36:50,021 --> 00:36:52,901
-[Shane] Decision time.
-Time to make your choice.
764
00:36:52,981 --> 00:36:55,021
I can't, I need a slash!
765
00:36:55,101 --> 00:36:56,741
Straight in, straight out.
766
00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:58,101
We've got plans to make.
767
00:36:58,181 --> 00:37:00,261
[Jamie] We've got plans to make.
768
00:37:09,380 --> 00:37:10,661
[urinating]
769
00:37:13,581 --> 00:37:14,421
[thud]
770
00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:26,141
[Bobbi] We need bread rolls.
771
00:37:26,221 --> 00:37:28,541
-[Mimi] Will you go for it?
-[Bobbi] In these heels?
772
00:37:36,661 --> 00:37:40,021
You can work this to your advantage,
soft arse.
773
00:37:40,101 --> 00:37:42,860
All you've ever done
is give to those... bastards,
774
00:37:42,941 --> 00:37:45,981
and what have they given you in return?
Their respect?
775
00:37:46,061 --> 00:37:48,860
-Their love?
-Fuck off, they love me.
776
00:37:48,941 --> 00:37:50,741
They've got a fucked-up way of showing it.
777
00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:53,981
But it's hardly surprising
with the parenting that you've had.
778
00:37:57,661 --> 00:37:58,901
Fifty-fifty.
779
00:38:00,501 --> 00:38:01,860
Come on.
780
00:38:01,941 --> 00:38:02,941
Come away with me.
781
00:38:03,021 --> 00:38:06,380
Sun all year round, sandy beaches
782
00:38:06,461 --> 00:38:08,661
and all the cock you could handle.
Come on.
783
00:38:15,941 --> 00:38:16,820
Jamie!
784
00:38:16,901 --> 00:38:17,741
Shane!
785
00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:20,860
They're gonna shit on you
for the rest of your life if you let them.
786
00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:30,621
Bang on time.
787
00:38:41,701 --> 00:38:42,860
You know the drill, boys.
788
00:38:48,221 --> 00:38:49,541
Soon as it's alight,
789
00:38:49,621 --> 00:38:51,820
chuck the can into the flames and walk.
790
00:38:55,501 --> 00:38:57,061
No.
791
00:38:57,141 --> 00:38:58,541
Everything I've worked for,
792
00:38:58,621 --> 00:39:00,901
everything I've built up
over the past ten years
793
00:39:00,981 --> 00:39:03,461
has been fucked over
by that little bastard,
794
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:04,421
and he's gonna pay.
795
00:39:05,541 --> 00:39:06,461
Get your bala on.
796
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:21,621
Mark, Mark, Mark, please!
I'll do anything.
797
00:39:21,701 --> 00:39:23,380
[Mark yells]
798
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:25,860
Stand up for your rights.
That's all I'm asking!
799
00:39:27,261 --> 00:39:30,461
[Jackson] Get out! Everyone out! Get out!
800
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:32,941
-Quick!
-[Avril] What's going on?
801
00:39:33,021 --> 00:39:33,941
[Avril screams]
802
00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:37,901
[Mark] Piss off, love.
[grunts]
803
00:39:37,981 --> 00:39:39,661
[Chesney] The fuck?
[screams]
804
00:39:43,461 --> 00:39:45,061
[rock music playing]
805
00:39:49,461 --> 00:39:52,300
-I've got your back, Jimi!
-Cheers, Frank.
806
00:39:58,421 --> 00:39:59,820
Bastard!
807
00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:05,101
[old woman] Fuck off!
808
00:40:06,141 --> 00:40:07,101
[screaming]
809
00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:16,941
It was me who copied your membership list.
810
00:40:17,021 --> 00:40:20,461
If I see you again,
or have any trouble from you,
811
00:40:20,541 --> 00:40:22,541
it'll get to the national press.
812
00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:24,661
-You got that?
-Yeah...
813
00:40:24,741 --> 00:40:25,701
Good.
814
00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:33,981
And this is for Ches.
815
00:40:43,101 --> 00:40:45,661
You robbed the takings
from your own sister?
816
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:48,340
Oh, what can I say?
817
00:40:48,421 --> 00:40:49,901
I'm sorry.
818
00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:52,221
[Mimi] I'm still trying to get
my head round this.
819
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:54,661
From your own flesh and blood?
820
00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:58,581
Oh, cut the bullshit, please,
will ya, girl?
821
00:40:58,661 --> 00:40:59,941
Flesh and blood?
822
00:41:00,021 --> 00:41:02,741
We never even fucking liked each other.
823
00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:04,901
We misunderstood each other.
824
00:41:05,741 --> 00:41:07,141
We were young, immature.
825
00:41:07,221 --> 00:41:10,021
Mimi, can I just set the record
straight here?
826
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:13,221
You've said often enough I was never
the brother that you wanted.
827
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:14,901
Funny thing is...
828
00:41:14,981 --> 00:41:17,300
you were never
the fucking sister I wanted.
829
00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:20,380
-Watch your fucking mouth.
-Think I'm frightened of you?
830
00:41:20,461 --> 00:41:22,941
You think 'cos I dress like this,
I can't handle myself?
831
00:41:23,021 --> 00:41:25,380
Back the fuck off, pretty boy.
832
00:41:25,461 --> 00:41:26,421
Leave it, Jamie.
833
00:41:29,901 --> 00:41:31,621
Your ma used to be embarrassed of me.
834
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:35,181
Just like me when I'd see her
waddling down the street
835
00:41:35,261 --> 00:41:38,820
with her fucking bubble perm
and her fucking shell suits.
836
00:41:40,061 --> 00:41:42,061
More of a woman
than you'll ever be, though.
837
00:41:42,141 --> 00:41:43,261
That's debatable.
838
00:41:44,981 --> 00:41:48,541
There wasn't one ounce of femininity
about you when we were being dragged up.
839
00:41:51,021 --> 00:41:52,340
When I got up in the morning,
840
00:41:52,421 --> 00:41:55,021
it was to get the house ready
and you to school.
841
00:41:56,101 --> 00:41:58,741
Then I nursed my ma till she died,
842
00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:01,501
then I helped my dad deal with the grief.
843
00:42:01,581 --> 00:42:05,780
When was I supposed to find time
to paint my nails and do my hair?
844
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:07,501
[Bobbi] Oh, the trials of St Mimi.
845
00:42:07,581 --> 00:42:09,860
Be careful,
the stigmata will start playing up.
846
00:42:09,941 --> 00:42:10,901
Watch your mouth!
847
00:42:10,981 --> 00:42:15,061
[Bobbi] If you want fucking knocking out
by a pre-op, you just go for it.
848
00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:16,101
Leave us.
849
00:42:30,461 --> 00:42:32,661
-[door shuts]
-What will it cost
850
00:42:33,901 --> 00:42:36,541
to go from pole to hole?
851
00:42:36,621 --> 00:42:38,661
You mean to complete me dream?
852
00:42:38,741 --> 00:42:41,261
Give me the life I should have had?
853
00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:43,101
Give me the start I should have had?
854
00:42:49,461 --> 00:42:50,461
Priceless.
855
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:01,701
Bye, Bobbi.
856
00:43:15,021 --> 00:43:15,941
You let Bobbi go?
857
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:18,621
With the cash? Why?
858
00:43:20,141 --> 00:43:21,741
Cos he's me brother.
859
00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:24,380
Sort of. And that's what you do.
860
00:43:25,621 --> 00:43:28,340
And any more talk of choosing sides,
861
00:43:28,421 --> 00:43:31,581
and Bobbi won't be the only one
getting his cock cut off.
862
00:43:32,461 --> 00:43:33,300
Comprende?
863
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:39,541
-She might have a point.
-Yeah.
864
00:43:40,981 --> 00:43:42,221
But you're fucking barred.
865
00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:49,021
[chatter]
866
00:43:53,820 --> 00:43:55,461
Listen, listen.
867
00:43:55,541 --> 00:43:59,101
Right, if anything goes wrong,
improvise, yeah?
868
00:43:59,181 --> 00:44:01,421
The audience'll be pissed anyway.
869
00:44:01,501 --> 00:44:03,701
Let's get that royal seal of approval!
870
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:05,981
-[all cheer]
-[Mimi] Micky!
871
00:44:06,061 --> 00:44:09,421
-And remember, there's no "I" in showbiz.
-Yeah, there is.
872
00:44:09,501 --> 00:44:10,581
[silence]
873
00:44:12,221 --> 00:44:14,900
-Ready? Go break your legs!
-[all scream excitedly]
874
00:44:14,981 --> 00:44:16,581
[cheers and applause]
875
00:44:22,461 --> 00:44:23,820
[tense music]
876
00:44:25,261 --> 00:44:26,340
[drum roll]
877
00:44:29,860 --> 00:44:31,421
-[grunts in pain]
-[audience gasps]
878
00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:37,661
[balloons popping]
879
00:44:45,261 --> 00:44:47,501
Someone get that pin off her,
for fuck's sake.
880
00:44:50,141 --> 00:44:51,461
[audience gasp]
881
00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:54,021
[applause]
882
00:44:57,981 --> 00:44:59,541
[music coming from inside]
883
00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:02,021
["It Takes Two" playing]
884
00:45:04,221 --> 00:45:06,300
[Mimi] ♪ Looking for a special treat ♪
885
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:16,101
[Mimi] ♪ Yeah, one can take a walk
In the moonlight ♪
886
00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:18,541
♪ Thinking that it's really nice ♪
887
00:45:18,621 --> 00:45:22,061
♪ Oh, but two walking hand in hand ♪
888
00:45:22,141 --> 00:45:24,340
♪ It's like adding
Just a pinch of s... ♪
889
00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:27,701
[Mimi] ♪ Oh, it takes two, baby ♪
890
00:45:27,780 --> 00:45:30,701
♪ It takes two, baby ♪
891
00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:33,101
♪ Me and you ♪
892
00:45:33,181 --> 00:45:34,581
[Mimi] Face facts.
893
00:45:34,661 --> 00:45:36,141
No family's perfect.
894
00:45:37,421 --> 00:45:39,300
Might appear to be on the surface,
895
00:45:40,261 --> 00:45:43,021
but open it up and you find all the shit
896
00:45:43,101 --> 00:45:45,900
no one wants to acknowledge even exists.
897
00:45:47,221 --> 00:45:50,101
You've got to take your head out
of the sand in the end.
898
00:45:51,061 --> 00:45:52,981
All families are fucked.
899
00:45:53,061 --> 00:45:55,541
Ignore that advice at your peril.
900
00:45:58,461 --> 00:46:02,061
[Libby] Is it possible to be in love
with two people at the same time?
901
00:46:03,621 --> 00:46:05,261
Jamie!
902
00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:08,101
-You're losing Libby.
-[Libby] We sit on the bench
903
00:46:08,181 --> 00:46:10,780
outside his house and talk,
sometimes for hours.
904
00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:14,461
Talking about him turned your nipples
so hard, you could have my eyes out.
905
00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:16,501
Licky-lick equals win-win.
906
00:46:16,581 --> 00:46:19,621
Ravage me with your tongue,
you dirty savage! Oh!
907
00:46:19,701 --> 00:46:21,820
Leave tonight. Don't ever come back.
908
00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:24,061
[Libby] I don't want to marry you.
909
00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:23,621
[screams]
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