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-[tapping]
-[intro music]
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Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all
about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
[cries out]
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So, you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've got your con-dem-nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had
a national fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching, needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs anymore.
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-This is our England now.
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[intro music]
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[intro music fades away]
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[Chesney] For most people,
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there comes a time when
you have to fend for yourself.
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Unless you're William or Harry
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or some other lucky fucker
who inherited plenty.
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Or Frank Gallagher, of course.
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My mam and dad got off early
so I had to learn fast.
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No armbands, no stabilisers,
no guiding lights...
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I'm just saying.
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-You know, it'd be easy to rob a brothel.
-Oh, Shane.
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I bet no one's ever robbed a brothel.
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And we won't be the first.
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Thought we'd agreed, no more robbing.
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I'm just thinking aloud.
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Well, think about something else.
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Gotta give the new business a chance.
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[Shane] Bang on time.
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["Misirlou" by Dick Dale playing]
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-I love you, Pumpkin.
-I love you, Honeybunny.
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[grunts, giggles]
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[woman grunts, shrieks]
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-[Shane] Give us your fucking hand!
-[Kelly] Stop wiggling!
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[muffled screams]
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[Shane] Keep your fucking hands down!
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Get us out of here.
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-Yee-ha!
-[tyres screeching]
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[Chesney] I thought I was doing
all right diving in,
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cracking on, making the best of it.
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But sometimes, it's wise to listen.
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-[Libby cries out]
-[tyres squeal]
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[Chesney] Apply the brakes now
and again.
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You need to be more gentle
with the clutch.
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But on the whole, some improvement.
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-[Libby] You could've killed us!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-Can she even see through that?
-She had it under control.
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The world's a dangerous enough place
as it is.
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-Mum!
-What a disgrace!
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Seen that poster?
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Don't let 'em wind you up.
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Revise your road signs.
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[knock at door]
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-Get much done?
-Enough.
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But, a shop quieter than the Uni library
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doesn't bode well
for the future of your business.
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Good job we've plenty coming in elsewhere.
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[Libby] This is out of date.
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And why's there no proper tea bags?
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Twice as many in that value gear.
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But it tastes like piss!
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There's more choice at the Jockey.
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[Chesney] Afternoon, girls.
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[knock at door]
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That's not revision!
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What you writing to Granddad for?
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-You snide, two-faced--
-Medical student?
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Which I couldn't afford to be
if I didn't tell him what was going on.
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You're paid to spy?
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My course gets funded
out of the profit of this shop.
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Income declines, bye bye, Dr Sita.
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Hope you can sleep at night.
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As long as you keep earning,
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I don't need to tell Granddad
the half of it.
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[Chesney] Of course you don't.
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[knock at door]
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[muffled crying]
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Please... [sobbing]
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[whimpers]
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Not this, no.
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[whimpering] I beg you. Please!
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No! No! [whimpers]
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No... please...
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Cameron! Cameron! Fucking hell!
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-Cameron!
-[Kelly] Have you hurt her?
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No! What's she doing?
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[screams]
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That's the release word
if she doesn't like it.
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What's up? It's what you asked for!
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I got cramp. Fuck! Fuck!
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-Where?
-Back of the right leg. Hamstring.
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[groaning] Ah, that helps.
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[pants] Ah, yes, that's working.
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Could you pass me the water, please?
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[grunts]
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Next time,
instead of pulling the panties off,
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I'd like you to cut them.
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You can let go now.
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Sorry about that. Where were we?
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[tense music]
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[Sandra] No, please, I'm begging you...
Anything but that!
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[Shane] What?
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I'm sorry.
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-[Sandra] Oh!
-[Shane] xxx. Really sorry.
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[Sandra] Where's the bathroom?
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Perhaps you'll be back on form
when I return.
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Little Shane
need some little blue helpers?
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Slug pellets?
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[sighs] Fucking hell, Shane.
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[door opens]
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[printer whirring]
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[knock at door]
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-[heavy metal music blaring]
-[indistinct chatter]
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Read it and tell me
it's not in your favour!
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Did you expect me to believe
they're studying driving theory?
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There's a million places I'd rather be
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than helping you keep
your shitty little shop in Chatsworth.
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-Right.
-[indistinct exclamations]
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It's home time.
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Key to the door.
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-You've got your staff poker nights.
-[Mimi] Twenty one?
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Another one that doesn't rhyme.
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[Frank] Bingo with a Scouse Ma Baker,
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a boss-eyed brass
and a tinker in a wheelchair?
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I'd never let my missus anywhere near.
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I'd like to see you try and stop her.
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Come on, Mimi!
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Grey-skinned women
stinking of cigs, eyes like zombies.
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-Makes me sick.
-It's more upmarket now.
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-[Patty] Mimi, we're off!
-[Mimi] I'm coming!
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-Sweet sixteen...
-Never been kissed.
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No, but had it up the grease box.
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I love making up alternatives. Your turn.
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Go and provide some class.
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[indistinct laughter]
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[Kelly] Cash flow's vital
at the start of any new business.
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We can't have performance anxiety
messing things up.
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It's just weird knowing
you're being watched.
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[moaning on video]
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That City player wants to watch you
shag his wife Tuesday.
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Not rape, though.
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Utter domination from behind and anal,
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leave her feeling humiliated,
worthless and embarrassed.
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I'll wear me United shirt.
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[moaning on video continues]
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Don't think we've forgotten about ya,
Anne Frank.
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Another half hour.
Unless you wanna pay for more?
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[Shane] Tell you what,
stick a fucking balaclava on him,
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see what he can do.
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He's "voyeur only."
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All set?
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He will be.
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[Sandra] Maybe we could,
er, think about that,
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seeing as someone's struggling
with his side of the bargain.
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It's not in the contract.
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We could always renegotiate.
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[anticipatory music]
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[Chesney] Got plenty of ammo
for Grandad now, if you want it.
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-I'm past caring.
-I read your email to Grandad.
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Appreciate it.
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-Uzma wouldn't stand for it.
-What's Uzma gotta do with anything?
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That's who they wanted to send
instead of me.
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Fuck that.
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I couldn't cope with that
mad bitch round here.
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She's your great auntie,
show some respect.
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I'm glad it was you.
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Here y'are girls, grab these, innit?
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-[Sita] Don't you see they're using you?
-[Carl] Using him?
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My man's on fire.
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[Carl] I'm all out.
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Yeah?
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[smirks] Nah, man. You don't have to.
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With the readies
I'm getting out of this lot?
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It's only right I sort you out.
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[tyres screeching]
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Yasmin's gonna be a paramedic.
She gets blue light lessons.
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[Kelly] Oh, God, no!
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No! Anything, anything but this, please!
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Please.
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[Micky] What the hell d'you think
you're doing up there, eh?
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Eh? Noncing?
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Talk to me! Well, come on.
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Answer me, you little pervert.
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What do you think you're doing up there,
eh? Eh?
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-[Shane] Micky!
-Let me! I found him!
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[Shane] Knobhead! Leave him alone.
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You won't believe where he was.
Noncing on you and Kelly.
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-It's all right.
-[Micky] All right?
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-I've just dragged him out of our loft.
-He paid for it.
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-[Sandra groaning in background]
-Sorry about this, I really am.
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It's all right.
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Quite enjoyed that.
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Same time tomorrow?
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-I don't get it.
-[Shane] It's his fantasy.
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What, dressing up as a bird in our loft?
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[Sandra's groaning continues]
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That's not Kelly.
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-Who's that? What you doing to her?
-None of your business.
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What's with the bally and the no clothes?
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You can't torture people back here.
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-[Sandra chuckles]
-[Kelly sighs]
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-Sisters know what buttons to press.
-[Sandra chuckles]
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I think it's now time to tie me up again.
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-[Micky] Yeah, it is.
-Fuck... off.
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What's going on in here?
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Shouldn't be doing this at home.
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Why not concentrate on
one business at a time?
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D'you think James Caan does that?
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Think James Caan ever got his legs broken?
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[laughs] Who's gonna hurt cheeky Ches?
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Try angry fathers when they find out
the driving school's a front
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for their daughters to get laid.
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Nah, I just provide a space
to let their hair down.
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And their knickers.
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I've seen it happen.
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Demonstrations, picketing,
extremists swooping down and preaching.
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Sharia law in Chatsworth
won't be far away.
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[sighs] Behave. Now you are overreacting.
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Nine ninety-nine. Nine ninety-nine,
return. Kebab Airways.
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Liverpool, Amsterdam.
Amsterdam, Liverpool.
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How's that not entrapment?
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They're the most chilled race in Europe.
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Scousers? Dutch.
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Dutch.
You'll never see a fight in a coffee shop.
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Exactly!
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I am sick of gangsters here,
giving fuck all back.
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Er, wouldn't say no, son.
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Lovely. Good lad.
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I can shift a lot more.
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Thirty. Could be gone by weekend.
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Saves all the coming and going.
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That's not personal anymore.
And you're far too pretty for Strangeways.
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Look, I promise.
Just let me show you what I can do.
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All right.
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[indistinct commotion]
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-[scooter horn beeps]
-Yee-ha! Woo! [laughs]
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Yee-ha! Rawhide!
Top prize. We pooled it together.
247
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I'll draw up the rota.
248
00:16:06,781 --> 00:16:09,100
Who gets it and when.
It was my card, though.
249
00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:15,100
Always fucking whinging.
Buy us out, or shut the fuck up.
250
00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:16,901
-Oh, go to...
-[indistinct clamour]
251
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,941
Now, remember, I always get paid.
252
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,860
Even if I have to wait
till you've done a three stretch.
253
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:33,380
I'll get Shane
to put a bigger engine in this.
254
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,261
You can't take Cilla on it
if it goes too fast.
255
00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:38,380
And she'll have to get
a helmet and earmuffs.
256
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:43,421
[Sandra moaning]
257
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,661
-[Micky sighs]
-That's not Kelly.
258
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:47,541
They're torturing someone.
259
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,021
In the house?
260
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:53,340
I knew it was a bad move,
them going on their own.
261
00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:55,901
[Mimi] Much as it pains me
to slag one of me own--
262
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,340
They're clueless without our Jamie.
263
00:16:57,421 --> 00:16:59,860
Our Jamie would never bring
his work home like that.
264
00:16:59,941 --> 00:17:02,220
Tell him I said he can't keep her here.
265
00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:04,501
And he'd better clean any mess.
266
00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:09,660
[sighs heavily, groans]
267
00:17:15,461 --> 00:17:17,620
[newsman] Police are still waiting
for the kidnappers...
268
00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:19,140
Mam says you've gotta take her
somewhere else.
269
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:20,420
Grass.
270
00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:22,741
How's that grassing when she can hear her?
271
00:17:22,821 --> 00:17:26,221
[newsman] ...the search is focused on
the Chatsworth estate of Manchester,
272
00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:29,701
where a stolen car believed to be used
in the abduction has been discovered.
273
00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:30,741
[sirens blaring]
274
00:17:30,821 --> 00:17:33,581
The MP for Chatsworth and Trafford West
made the headlines...
275
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:34,981
A politician's wife?
276
00:17:36,301 --> 00:17:38,101
Er, hello?
277
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:40,861
Maguire. Crime family.
278
00:17:42,381 --> 00:17:45,420
Well, don't you think it's
a bit brain-dead bringing her back here?
279
00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:54,261
They think this is real.
280
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,141
-Who does?
-Everyone.
281
00:17:56,221 --> 00:17:58,581
The news.
The police are all over Chatsworth.
282
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,501
Why?
283
00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,861
Because somebody didn't turn
her cameras off.
284
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:02,900
Oops.
285
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:06,101
Well, it doesn't matter what they think,
she paid for this.
286
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:07,581
-Exactly.
-So, we're okay.
287
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,741
No, the police
kick fuck out of Maguires first
288
00:18:09,821 --> 00:18:11,141
and ask questions later.
289
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:13,781
-We need to sort it, now.
-Well, I can't go.
290
00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:14,741
Why?
291
00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:17,781
I don't think exposing my fantasy
will look too impressive with the voters.
292
00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:19,781
-Voters?
-Her husband's an MP.
293
00:18:19,861 --> 00:18:21,341
Oh!
294
00:18:22,981 --> 00:18:24,741
-[Sandra] Can't we talk about this?
-No.
295
00:18:24,821 --> 00:18:26,021
I'll tell them it is real.
296
00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:27,381
Left the cameras running on purpose,
297
00:18:27,461 --> 00:18:29,821
he needs the publicity,
sympathy even, my husband.
298
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,420
-Is he in on it?
-No, never. He's too straight.
299
00:18:34,101 --> 00:18:36,061
Now, I really don't trust this.
300
00:18:36,141 --> 00:18:37,981
[sirens blaring]
301
00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:40,781
Kelly...
302
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:45,660
-I can't... go!
-Don't be stupid!
303
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,660
Shane.
304
00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:55,541
-Go on, then.
-[grunts]
305
00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:57,861
Go on.
306
00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:00,541
See how much sympathy that gets.
307
00:19:00,621 --> 00:19:04,101
[tense music]
308
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,821
-I'll make it look real.
-Don't be mental!
309
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,021
You'll get at least seven years
for kidnap.
310
00:19:17,101 --> 00:19:19,741
[dramatic anticipatory music]
311
00:19:22,221 --> 00:19:24,781
-She's full of shit.
-[screaming]
312
00:19:26,981 --> 00:19:29,021
-[coughing, spluttering]
-[Shane] F'king hell.
313
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:35,741
[screaming]
314
00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:49,061
Ches?
315
00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:49,981
Hello?
316
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:52,420
Oi!
317
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:55,861
[door slams]
318
00:20:03,141 --> 00:20:04,341
Ches!
319
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,741
You promised to go to the wholesaler's.
320
00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:08,261
[Chesney] Yeah.
321
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,180
So, what's up?
322
00:20:10,261 --> 00:20:11,141
It's all right.
323
00:20:11,221 --> 00:20:15,621
You overslept, you stink of booze
and you left the door open all night.
324
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,180
Local store for local people.
325
00:20:17,261 --> 00:20:18,981
I... No one'll rob us.
326
00:20:19,061 --> 00:20:22,660
Aidan and Letitia forgot to leave IOUs
for the booze they took, then?
327
00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:24,621
[sighs] They'll pay when I threaten them.
328
00:20:27,781 --> 00:20:28,900
The shelves are bare.
329
00:20:28,981 --> 00:20:30,900
I am going to the wholesaler's.
330
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:33,061
[panting] Are you a doctor?
331
00:20:33,141 --> 00:20:35,301
-Not yet.
-Can you stitch stuff?
332
00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:37,021
Stitched me up plenty of times.
333
00:20:38,101 --> 00:20:39,180
Within reason.
334
00:20:39,261 --> 00:20:41,261
I need a favour. Now.
335
00:20:42,461 --> 00:20:43,301
Please.
336
00:20:44,821 --> 00:20:46,221
[Micky] Oh, this is bad.
337
00:20:46,301 --> 00:20:48,501
Jamie'd never fuck up like this.
338
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,061
What if he works for a newspaper?
339
00:20:50,141 --> 00:20:53,221
Think he'll confess to anything?
Look at the fucking state of him.
340
00:20:53,301 --> 00:20:56,700
-[Sita] This won't even need a stitch.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, here you are.
341
00:20:56,781 --> 00:20:58,461
I've given her a load of painkillers.
342
00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:01,101
[mischievous music]
343
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,861
-[screams]
-[Kelly] Hold that, hold it.
344
00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:06,061
Shit!
345
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,900
-Put your hand on there.
-[Shane] Oh, fucking hell.
346
00:21:11,781 --> 00:21:13,141
Not poppers!
347
00:21:13,221 --> 00:21:16,021
-[Micky] Get some of this up your beak.
-[Sita groans]
348
00:21:17,221 --> 00:21:19,180
[sniffs, grunts]
349
00:21:19,261 --> 00:21:21,420
[Sita] You said stitch.
350
00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:22,541
We kept it in ice.
351
00:21:22,621 --> 00:21:25,420
Macca had his ear in the freezer
for a month, so...
352
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,420
-[Micky groans]
-You need a micro surgeon.
353
00:21:27,501 --> 00:21:29,581
-Call an ambulance.
-[Kelly] We can't.
354
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:32,101
-That's why we need you.
-It was just an accident.
355
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:34,261
You can see we're all still friends.
356
00:21:34,341 --> 00:21:36,061
Yeah, yeah...
357
00:21:41,741 --> 00:21:42,781
Please.
358
00:21:42,861 --> 00:21:44,420
Ice might keep the finger okay,
359
00:21:44,501 --> 00:21:48,341
but the chance of wound infection
increases by the second.
360
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:51,621
Then gangrene, arm amputation...
361
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,621
How long before that happens?
362
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:57,141
If infected, the spread speeds up
the longer you leave it.
363
00:21:57,221 --> 00:21:59,341
You need to get to a hospital.
364
00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:00,741
-Oh!
-Yeah, it's...
365
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:03,541
The blood's stemmed, but the longer--
366
00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:06,660
[Shane] Okay,
but what's the longest we can wait?
367
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:14,021
If you don't get to a hospital
in 24 hours...
368
00:22:16,341 --> 00:22:17,861
Look, thanks for coming.
369
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:26,781
[Micky] Look, you cannot keep her here.
370
00:22:26,861 --> 00:22:30,501
[sirens blaring, getting louder]
371
00:22:30,581 --> 00:22:32,501
Why don't you just ask Jamie what he'd do?
372
00:22:32,581 --> 00:22:34,861
-'Cause we don't need anyone's help.
-Course not!
373
00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:37,061
[knock at door]
374
00:22:38,101 --> 00:22:39,741
Dibble! Leg it!
375
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,700
You go out the back door,
I'll stall the filth.
376
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:00,621
Have you nothing better to do?
377
00:23:12,341 --> 00:23:14,101
[sirens blaring]
378
00:23:25,741 --> 00:23:27,541
Bye, thanks for your time.
379
00:23:27,621 --> 00:23:29,660
-[Doreen] All right.
-Thanks, Doreen. Bye.
380
00:23:37,261 --> 00:23:39,741
[muffled heavy metal playing]
381
00:23:47,101 --> 00:23:48,381
[Carl grunts]
382
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,261
-[girl] Sixty-nine.
-[all yell] Sixty-nine!
383
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:57,061
-[Chesney] ...fucking hundred right now...
-[indistinct chatter]
384
00:23:58,581 --> 00:24:00,861
[Carl] Come on!
385
00:24:11,221 --> 00:24:13,261
[Chesney] Deena needs a top-up.
386
00:24:13,341 --> 00:24:14,460
You're taking the piss.
387
00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:17,301
On my life... I'll go tomorrow.
388
00:24:17,381 --> 00:24:20,221
You should take a leaf out of her book
and join the party,
389
00:24:20,301 --> 00:24:21,861
might help you chill out.
390
00:24:25,021 --> 00:24:25,940
Hey!
391
00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:32,741
Little shit!
392
00:24:58,541 --> 00:24:59,781
[999 operator]
Ambulance, police or fire?
393
00:24:59,861 --> 00:25:01,660
Anti-terrorist unit.
394
00:25:01,741 --> 00:25:03,341
[male officer] Anti-terrorism.
395
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,741
There's something not right
in a shop in Chatsworth.
396
00:25:09,061 --> 00:25:10,821
[newsman] And now our top story.
397
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,821
The kidnappers of Sandra Brown
398
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:15,621
have yet to come forward
with any ransom demands.
399
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,781
'Meanwhile, with every hour that passes,
400
00:25:17,861 --> 00:25:21,781
police are increasingly concerned
for the welfare of the MP's wife,
401
00:25:21,861 --> 00:25:25,660
seen here being abducted
from her own home yesterday.
402
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:29,220
Hey, have you heard this?
I hope they cut her head off.
403
00:25:29,301 --> 00:25:32,261
Her husband wants to close
every brothel in the country.
404
00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:36,061
Twat.
405
00:25:36,141 --> 00:25:39,621
[newsman] The search is still focused on
the Chatsworth Estate in Manchester.
406
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,341
I don't agree with all his policies.
407
00:25:41,420 --> 00:25:43,581
I'll be fucked
if I'm going back on the streets.
408
00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:45,581
Just take me in and I'll confess.
409
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:48,341
I'll tell them what happened,
that it was all down to me.
410
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:51,180
-I'm sorry I put you through this.
-So you should be.
411
00:25:51,261 --> 00:25:53,101
We shouldn't leave this too long.
412
00:26:06,021 --> 00:26:07,981
[Shane]
Do you trust her to tell the truth?
413
00:26:08,061 --> 00:26:09,581
Well, don't you?
414
00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:11,460
-No.
-We can prove it.
415
00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:13,861
-She paid us a deposit.
-In cash!
416
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:17,261
No paper trail, no proof.
417
00:26:17,341 --> 00:26:18,460
Booking is in the diary.
418
00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:21,381
They gonna believe
she chopped her finger off to frame us?
419
00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:23,061
Look at the state of her, Kel.
420
00:26:23,141 --> 00:26:27,541
They'll say she's in shock, examine her.
Our DNA is all over the place.
421
00:26:32,621 --> 00:26:35,021
[quietly] Maybe we should ask Jamie.
422
00:26:35,101 --> 00:26:36,741
[whispers] Tell me you're joking?
423
00:26:36,821 --> 00:26:38,861
All right, what do you suggest?
424
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:43,781
Our first problem on our first big earner
and you wanna go running back for help?
425
00:26:43,861 --> 00:26:44,781
Fucking hell, Shane.
426
00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:50,501
Maybe we're not as good on our own
as we thought we'd be.
427
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:58,301
Little bird told me
you might be in a spot of bother.
428
00:27:01,581 --> 00:27:04,460
Not everyone's cut out
to go it alone, son.
429
00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:10,021
I, uh... [clears throat]
I might need a little bit of help.
430
00:27:13,460 --> 00:27:16,541
It's blood that binds us, mate.
Preferably somebody else's.
431
00:27:16,621 --> 00:27:17,821
[Frank] Lap it up, son.
432
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:20,261
Moments like this you treasure
433
00:27:20,341 --> 00:27:23,581
when you depart for
that big caravan site in the sky.
434
00:27:25,981 --> 00:27:28,700
Just say what you need me to do
and you're back in the fold.
435
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:38,501
Was it a joinery or a plastering course
you did in Strangeways?
436
00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:42,061
Bedroom ceiling's fucked.
437
00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:45,741
Do it quick, I'll give you a bonus.
438
00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:53,940
[murmurs] Fuckin' prick.
439
00:27:54,021 --> 00:27:58,141
-Mimi! Mimi! It's my turn!
-Whatever.
440
00:27:58,220 --> 00:27:59,581
You've got your own wheels.
441
00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:01,460
Check the fucking rota! [cries out]
442
00:28:03,021 --> 00:28:04,420
[both gasp]
443
00:28:04,501 --> 00:28:06,381
Oopsie-daisy!
444
00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:08,900
[Mimi] Fucking typical. Yeah, don't help.
445
00:28:08,981 --> 00:28:12,101
Blame us cos you're too stupid
to find the MP's wife!
446
00:28:14,741 --> 00:28:15,981
Fucking crank!
447
00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:17,541
There's more to me than that.
448
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:22,581
[indistinct chatter]
449
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,180
Let me take you out and prove it.
450
00:28:25,381 --> 00:28:26,861
Yeah, yeah, less of that!
451
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:30,381
Carl, Farah wants you to show her
how to hold a pool cue.
452
00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:34,101
Help her pot a ball
and I might get a nosh.
453
00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:35,940
Rapid!
454
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:38,621
Mating calls!
455
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:40,261
[officer] Move!
456
00:28:40,341 --> 00:28:42,581
[Carl]
Ches, get her to do a line off me dick!
457
00:28:44,581 --> 00:28:46,220
[officer] Move! Move!
458
00:28:49,341 --> 00:28:50,180
Move!
459
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:56,021
[dramatic music]
460
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:12,781
[officer] Move!
461
00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:18,940
-[dance music blares]
-[indistinct chatter, cheering]
462
00:30:02,821 --> 00:30:05,420
-[officer] Armed police, armed police!
-[girls screaming]
463
00:30:05,501 --> 00:30:07,821
[officer] Armed police, nobody move!
464
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:10,660
Get down, get down!
Get down on the floor now!
465
00:30:10,741 --> 00:30:12,700
Put your hands on your head!
466
00:30:12,781 --> 00:30:16,220
-All right, all right! Right, right!
-[officer] Don't move! Stay there!
467
00:30:16,301 --> 00:30:17,700
Put your hands on your head.
468
00:30:17,781 --> 00:30:21,180
[indistinct yelling, commotion]
469
00:30:21,261 --> 00:30:24,301
[indistinct yelling from officers]
470
00:30:24,381 --> 00:30:27,581
[breathing heavily]
471
00:30:51,621 --> 00:30:53,061
[Lillian] About time!
472
00:30:53,141 --> 00:30:55,621
Ooh, re-sprays don't come cheap.
473
00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:57,101
-That'll cost.
-[Mimi groans]
474
00:30:57,180 --> 00:31:00,621
Never mind that, look what the busies did!
475
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:02,700
There's more police
crawling round Chatsworth
476
00:31:02,781 --> 00:31:05,660
-than we had in the Tockie riots.
-They can't find the MP's wife
477
00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:08,621
-so they're taking it out on poor Chesney.
-D'you reckon?
478
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,501
-Just glad I'm not Irish.
-[Mimi groans]
479
00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:13,301
[Mimi] 'Ere, 'ave it.
480
00:31:13,381 --> 00:31:15,741
-Wanna get some cream on that.
-[Mimi groans] See ya.
481
00:31:15,821 --> 00:31:16,700
See ya.
482
00:31:35,501 --> 00:31:40,021
[tense music]
483
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:16,781
[upbeat anticipatory music]
484
00:32:18,141 --> 00:32:20,861
-[bicycle tyres screech]
-[upbeat music]
485
00:32:25,501 --> 00:32:26,781
[buzz]
486
00:32:40,021 --> 00:32:42,101
[cries out]
487
00:32:42,180 --> 00:32:44,101
What did you think would actually happen?
488
00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:45,740
Nothing. I'd just go home.
489
00:32:45,821 --> 00:32:48,381
It seemed a good idea.
Two birds with one stone.
490
00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:51,420
Does hubby know about your rape fantasy?
491
00:32:51,501 --> 00:32:53,581
It's more than ten years
since he went down on me.
492
00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:56,101
Asking him to wear a balaclava,
a 12-inch strap-on
493
00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:58,220
and pull my hair
would only aggravate his IBS.
494
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:02,420
I don't think we've ever talked
the way you two do.
495
00:33:02,501 --> 00:33:03,900
Took years to get here.
496
00:33:05,381 --> 00:33:07,621
But you have to stand by them, though,
497
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:10,141
even though I can't help
the disappointment.
498
00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:12,900
The way things turned out so different.
499
00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:14,541
We shouldn't even be in this mess.
500
00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:20,541
Okay.
501
00:33:20,621 --> 00:33:22,900
D'you wanna get out of this
without anyone knowing
502
00:33:22,980 --> 00:33:24,861
-what a twisted deviant you are?
-Of course.
503
00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:26,261
We'll need compensating.
504
00:33:26,341 --> 00:33:27,341
I understand.
505
00:33:29,261 --> 00:33:30,581
-Phone your husband.
-And say?
506
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:31,660
Fifty grand.
507
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:33,341
What you doing?
508
00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:34,660
Wait and see.
509
00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,141
It's been on the news,
they've got her finger.
510
00:33:37,220 --> 00:33:38,781
[Kelly] Knock, Lilian!
511
00:33:38,861 --> 00:33:40,861
[Lillian] I hope they post her tits next.
512
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,900
[Shane] They'll freeze it.
513
00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:47,381
Look, a finger's no good on its own.
514
00:33:53,821 --> 00:33:57,420
[officer] Jihad Corps?
That's your inspiration, yeah?
515
00:33:57,501 --> 00:33:58,821
It's just a video game.
516
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:02,341
[officer] Like your driving school
just teaches clutch control?
517
00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:03,581
What does that mean?
518
00:34:05,381 --> 00:34:06,940
[officer] Is that how you recruit?
519
00:34:07,021 --> 00:34:10,300
Preaching hate
during driving lessons, hey?
520
00:34:11,941 --> 00:34:14,501
[crying]
I swear I don't know what's going on.
521
00:34:15,981 --> 00:34:18,621
[officer] Why did your white mother
defect to Pakistan?
522
00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:31,700
[Patty] It's... my... turn!
523
00:34:36,501 --> 00:34:38,421
All right, keep your knickers on.
524
00:34:38,501 --> 00:34:41,141
I've got to drop this lot off first.
Hang on.
525
00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:54,820
-It's like a plague of locusts.
-Some people have no shame.
526
00:34:57,221 --> 00:34:59,181
[female punter]
Supermarket Sweep in the dark!
527
00:34:59,261 --> 00:35:02,021
Look what I got! It'll do me a week.
528
00:35:04,621 --> 00:35:06,541
Why aren't you kicking them out?
529
00:35:06,621 --> 00:35:10,141
Because they'll only spend
the money they're saving somewhere else.
530
00:35:10,221 --> 00:35:14,541
-Unfortunate by-product of the age.
-Social disintegration.
531
00:35:14,621 --> 00:35:17,300
We used to leave our doors off the latch.
532
00:35:17,381 --> 00:35:19,701
You know, everybody in and out,
533
00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:22,300
cup of tea, check in on the old dears.
534
00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:26,141
Even during the Toxteth riots
in '81 we had principles.
535
00:35:26,221 --> 00:35:27,981
We didn't take from our own.
536
00:35:28,061 --> 00:35:29,741
You told me you got a telly.
537
00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:31,701
Yeah, but that was a big shop.
538
00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:34,141
[Frank] Now, it's just me, me, me.
539
00:35:42,261 --> 00:35:45,981
[emotive music]
540
00:36:08,661 --> 00:36:11,621
-Should sue 'em over that poster.
-Oh, my god, Ches.
541
00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:18,820
Shit! Are you okay?
542
00:36:22,141 --> 00:36:24,860
-Is that why they raided then?
-[Chesney] Nah.
543
00:36:24,941 --> 00:36:26,501
The girls think it's Yasmin's dad.
544
00:36:27,741 --> 00:36:28,941
Maybe you had a point.
545
00:36:32,501 --> 00:36:33,741
Shit.
546
00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:39,021
[huffs] So much for the wholesaler's.
547
00:36:39,101 --> 00:36:40,501
[Sita] Why?
548
00:36:40,581 --> 00:36:43,221
Where am I gonna get the dough
to restock everything?
549
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:45,141
You just said it. Sue 'em.
550
00:36:45,221 --> 00:36:47,581
You reckon Asian brothers
have a high success rate
551
00:36:47,661 --> 00:36:50,381
-taking on the dibble in British courts?
-[Sita] I'm serious.
552
00:36:50,461 --> 00:36:52,421
I had a conversation with a Law PhD.
553
00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:55,061
And I had a conversation
with a law C-U-N-T.
554
00:36:55,901 --> 00:36:58,581
-I've got no chance.
-[Sita] They left it unsecured.
555
00:36:58,661 --> 00:37:02,581
If they remove the proprietor by force,
it becomes their responsibility.
556
00:37:03,741 --> 00:37:05,021
Precedent.
557
00:37:05,101 --> 00:37:08,941
Customs and Immigration
versus Talybont Taxis, Cardiff 2007.
558
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:13,101
-Go on.
-If they don't compensate within a week,
559
00:37:13,181 --> 00:37:14,981
then you charge them a 50% fine.
560
00:37:15,061 --> 00:37:17,581
I'll get Hassan to backdate
whatever receipts we want.
561
00:37:17,661 --> 00:37:19,421
We can say it was over-stocked.
562
00:37:23,501 --> 00:37:26,021
-I promise I won't mess up again.
-[door opens]
563
00:37:26,101 --> 00:37:28,141
-[Carl] Fuck!
-What's up?
564
00:37:28,221 --> 00:37:30,820
[Carl] Fifteen hundred quid I owe Jamie's
what's up.
565
00:37:32,621 --> 00:37:34,021
-Your jacket, yeah?
-Yeah.
566
00:37:36,741 --> 00:37:38,941
-How come you've got it?
-You left it 'ere.
567
00:37:39,021 --> 00:37:40,941
So the police didn't find anything?
568
00:37:42,421 --> 00:37:43,501
Where's the sniff?
569
00:37:44,741 --> 00:37:47,661
-I flushed it away.
-[Carl sniggers] Yeah, course you did!
570
00:37:47,741 --> 00:37:49,581
I thought it was the right thing to do.
571
00:37:50,421 --> 00:37:51,421
You stupid?
572
00:37:51,501 --> 00:37:53,101
I thought they'd know it was your jacket.
573
00:37:53,181 --> 00:37:54,780
You fucking stupid bitch!
574
00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:56,461
-[Chesney] Hey!
-Fuck off!
575
00:37:58,421 --> 00:37:59,621
No more parties.
576
00:38:01,581 --> 00:38:04,501
Listen, darling, the party's over.
577
00:38:04,581 --> 00:38:06,581
New management and door policy.
578
00:38:09,941 --> 00:38:13,981
-[groans] What the f--
-[Sita] Auntie Uzma.
579
00:38:14,061 --> 00:38:15,261
You told Grandad?
580
00:38:15,340 --> 00:38:17,820
He saw it on the news. What could I do?
581
00:38:17,901 --> 00:38:19,181
She's not staying 'ere.
582
00:38:22,581 --> 00:38:25,741
[dramatic music]
583
00:38:28,981 --> 00:38:32,501
[upbeat anticipatory music]
584
00:38:41,581 --> 00:38:42,621
Tomorrow, yeah?
585
00:38:46,981 --> 00:38:49,061
[Shane] Libby, you start at March Way.
586
00:38:49,141 --> 00:38:52,541
Kelly, when you see her,
cross over to Mapley.
587
00:38:52,621 --> 00:38:56,501
Avril goes third from the alley,
from Byley to Cranston Lane.
588
00:38:56,581 --> 00:39:00,061
Aiden, you hold back on March Road,
till I give you the signal.
589
00:39:01,101 --> 00:39:03,581
Sandra... you're the bait.
590
00:39:18,061 --> 00:39:22,021
["Sinnerman" by Nina Simone]
591
00:39:23,941 --> 00:39:25,061
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
592
00:39:28,901 --> 00:39:30,061
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
593
00:39:34,741 --> 00:39:36,021
♪ Ooh, yeah... ♪
594
00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:39,300
That's Sandra.
595
00:39:40,981 --> 00:39:42,101
[detective] Hang on.
596
00:39:43,101 --> 00:39:44,261
Which one?
597
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,820
♪ Ooh, I run to the river ♪
598
00:39:46,901 --> 00:39:49,181
♪ It was boilin', I run to the sea... ♪
599
00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:51,860
-[officer 1] What do we do now?
-♪ It was boilin', I run to the sea... ♪
600
00:39:51,941 --> 00:39:56,780
-Wait!
-♪ It was boilin', all on that day... ♪
601
00:39:58,300 --> 00:39:59,541
Just follow the bag.
602
00:39:59,621 --> 00:40:01,380
[officer 1]
Which one? There's loads of 'em!
603
00:40:01,461 --> 00:40:03,741
[detective]
The one with the money in it!
604
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:05,181
♪ Please help me ♪
605
00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:09,621
♪ Please help me, oh Lord help me... ♪
606
00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:14,780
[officer 1] There's too many of them!
We need more officers.
607
00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:16,860
[detective]
All officers leave your positions
608
00:40:16,941 --> 00:40:19,581
and check every bag.
I want every bag searched.
609
00:40:19,661 --> 00:40:24,221
♪ Hear me prayin', Lord, Lord ♪
610
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:27,380
-♪ Hear me prayin', Lord, Lord... ♪
-[detective] Shit!
611
00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:31,541
♪ Hear me prayin', Lord, Lord... ♪
612
00:40:31,621 --> 00:40:34,221
-♪ Hear me prayin'... ♪
-[whispers] Go, go, go, go.
613
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,061
♪ ...all on that day ♪
614
00:40:36,141 --> 00:40:39,340
♪ Sinnerman, you ought to be prayin' ♪
615
00:40:41,141 --> 00:40:44,581
♪ Ought to be prayin', sinnerman ♪
616
00:40:44,661 --> 00:40:46,461
♪ Ought to be prayin' ♪
617
00:40:46,541 --> 00:40:48,061
♪ All on that day ♪
618
00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:51,181
-♪ I cried, power ♪
-[Sandra sobbing]
619
00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:01,380
[song fades away]
620
00:41:09,941 --> 00:41:11,860
Could they have proved it were my jacket?
621
00:41:12,701 --> 00:41:15,181
The quality of DNA testing
these days, easy.
622
00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:18,501
You'll make it back in a week.
623
00:41:20,661 --> 00:41:23,701
-Heard you got your little problem sorted?
-Never in doubt, Jamie.
624
00:41:23,780 --> 00:41:25,820
Done my way,
we'd all be having a right drink.
625
00:41:25,901 --> 00:41:28,261
Is that the best champagne
you've got over there?
626
00:41:30,141 --> 00:41:31,860
I'll have one.
627
00:41:31,941 --> 00:41:32,901
Make that two.
628
00:41:33,901 --> 00:41:34,741
[Avril] Three.
629
00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:36,661
[indistinct chatter]
630
00:41:36,741 --> 00:41:38,421
[Libby] And me.
631
00:41:38,501 --> 00:41:40,340
You know, we might as well take the lot.
632
00:41:40,421 --> 00:41:43,421
[indistinct chatter, cheering]
633
00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:03,061
-Cheers, everyone.
-[all cheering]
634
00:42:09,021 --> 00:42:13,021
[silence falls]
635
00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:20,461
Don't worry about it.
636
00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:26,621
Disgraceful.
637
00:42:29,621 --> 00:42:31,221
Probably be tempted myself.
638
00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:43,780
[Chesney]
Even James Caan has to listen to others.
639
00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:45,981
Especially James Caan.
640
00:42:46,061 --> 00:42:48,581
But you have to accept you need help
now and again.
641
00:42:48,661 --> 00:42:51,061
Because that's how you really move on.
642
00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:57,300
That's how you learn the best lessons.
643
00:43:03,101 --> 00:43:05,340
[Chesney] Now... who'll have a drink?
644
00:43:10,901 --> 00:43:12,380
-Frank?
-Yes?
645
00:43:12,461 --> 00:43:13,820
[Chesney] You'll have a drink.
646
00:43:14,661 --> 00:43:16,340
Oh. Go on.
647
00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:23,981
I'm just trying to smooth it over.
You know.
648
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:28,780
["Hey, Soul Sister" by Train playing]
♪ Hey, hey ♪
649
00:43:28,860 --> 00:43:31,300
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
650
00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:33,141
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey... ♪
651
00:43:35,581 --> 00:43:36,981
I'm sorry.
652
00:43:37,061 --> 00:43:38,141
Me too.
653
00:43:38,221 --> 00:43:39,621
Nah, you did nothing wrong.
654
00:43:41,061 --> 00:43:42,501
I owe ya.
655
00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:45,661
♪ I knew I wouldn't forget ya... ♪
656
00:43:45,741 --> 00:43:47,380
[Sita giggles]
657
00:43:47,461 --> 00:43:50,701
♪ ...let you blow my mind ♪
658
00:43:53,701 --> 00:43:55,981
Listen, uh,
thanks a lot for earlier, yeah?
659
00:43:56,061 --> 00:43:58,581
You know, your help with the finger.
660
00:43:58,661 --> 00:44:00,021
Good job.
661
00:44:00,101 --> 00:44:00,941
Thanks.
662
00:44:01,021 --> 00:44:03,340
♪ ...dream I dream ♪
663
00:44:03,421 --> 00:44:05,581
♪ I knew when we collided ♪
664
00:44:05,661 --> 00:44:11,021
♪ You're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind ♪
665
00:44:14,741 --> 00:44:20,741
♪ Hey, soul sister
Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio... ♪
666
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:27,541
[chuckles]
Party!
667
00:44:27,621 --> 00:44:29,340
[Patty] Frank! It's my turn.
668
00:44:29,421 --> 00:44:32,820
Fuck off, Supergran!
I'm entering the raspberry Olympics.
669
00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:36,101
-Frank! Get off the road.
-Evil Knievel's got nothing on me.
670
00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:40,141
[Frank] 'Kin' hell.
671
00:44:40,221 --> 00:44:41,340
Jesus.
672
00:44:41,421 --> 00:44:43,141
What a place to park.
673
00:44:49,261 --> 00:44:52,661
Just where exactly d'you think
you're gonna bag yourself a man?
674
00:44:52,741 --> 00:44:55,421
-Aren't you going to congratulate me?
-Married?
675
00:44:55,501 --> 00:44:57,820
[Lillian] Who would've thought your
own mum would beat you down the aisle?
676
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,621
[Micky] While they're waiting
for the site to download,
677
00:44:59,701 --> 00:45:02,061
we'll be ripping the card details.
678
00:45:02,141 --> 00:45:04,261
[Avril] How'd you get it to smell
like actual piss?
679
00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:05,581
[Lillian] It is actual piss.
680
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:07,541
[man] We need to consummate!
681
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:09,621
[Patty cries out]
I'm moving in to Trevor's.
682
00:45:10,701 --> 00:45:13,860
[Micky]
Onto our target market... kiddie fiddlers.
683
00:45:53,941 --> 00:45:55,780
[Sandra] He treated me like a dog.
684
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:57,860
[crying] He beat me and abused me.
685
00:45:57,941 --> 00:46:01,101
My husband demands a total review
of the laws in this country
686
00:46:01,181 --> 00:46:04,300
and wants every vestige of prostitution
banned forever.
687
00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:05,541
-Bitch!
-[gunshot]
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