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Fiance's jilted me,
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ran off on his stag night,
god knows where.
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-He's drawn his benefit. So he's alive.
-[sighs]
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And...
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-And he's not here.
-[Patty] Where's your dignity, woman?
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-I'm celebrating my freedom.
-[Patty] We're left
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living like paupers in this shithole,
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looking after their kids, it's madness!
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[Libby] Frank!
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-[tapping]
-[intro music]
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Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all
about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally
taking the grass from its own roots.
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And now you've got your con-dem-nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories like
altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs anymore.
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-This is our England now.
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[intro music fades away]
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[orchestral music]
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[baby crying]
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-[Jamie] You sure about this?
-[baby crying]
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If I meet it head on, then it's done.
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[Karen] In years gone by,
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they'd have tied me to a chair
and drowned me in the pond...
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shaved my head,
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branded me,
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set fire to me,
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stuck me inside a fucking Wicker Man
to purify my soul.
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Woe betide any woman who strays,
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who dreams of something other...
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dares to make a mistake.
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[pounding]
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-[girl] Fucking slag!
-Slag!
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[Karen] I've made mistakes,
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maybe more than most.
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Aren't they mine, though?
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My mistakes? My guilt?
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Karen!
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[Karen] Or do a woman's mistakes
belong to everyone?
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[woman] Slag!
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[orchestral music]
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[upbeat music]
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On your toes, they'll be here in a minute.
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You haven't seen
my manicure set, have you?
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I can't find the fucking thing anywhere.
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-What does it look like?
-[Kelly sighs]
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It's a 24-piece:
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nail clippers, fingers and toes,
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assorted files, scissors,
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cuticle-pushes,
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razor-sharp tweezers, two sets...
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-[Shane grunts]
-leather pouch.
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[muted] Fuck.
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No, love, I can't picture it.
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Should we get a new one?
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It's antique,
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never track one down.
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Besides,
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it's the last thing
me Mum gave me before...
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you know.
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[Kelly sobs]
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Sentimental value.
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[Mimi] How are you? How's the kids?
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I haven't seen you for ages.
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[Patty] Like it wasn't bad enough,
you've taken to dressing like a whore.
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Where's your dignity, woman?
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I'm celebrating my freedom.
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I'm not dead yet!
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Not from you,
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[Libby sighs]
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from a life of heartache
and disappointment
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at the hands of an alcohol sodden...
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[sobs] cuckold!
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Oh, Frank Gallagher.
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I'll certainly drink to his demise.
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Finished with that?
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Hang on. Excuse me.
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You all right?
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You ready for this?
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[chattering]
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[silence]
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[door closes]
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-[Jamie] Take him, Mum.
-[baby cries]
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This applies to everyone,
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family an' all.
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You've got 30 seconds
to say your piece: free-for-all.
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After that, if I hear one bad word
against my wife,
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I swear to God
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I'll nail your fucking knee-caps
above the door.
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Go.
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-Whore.
-[man] Slag.
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Cunt!
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I fucking hate you
for what you did to him,
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but if he can forgive you,
then so should we.
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I always knew you was a--
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[murmuring]
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Good. That's done then.
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[Sita sings]
...follow you until you love me
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Papa-paparazzi
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[Sita hums]
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Can I ask you something?
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Right, is it definitely illegal
to have a wank in a public place?
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[Chesney] I don't see it, mate,
must be 'cause she's family,
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-be like banging one off to my Gran.
-That's sick.
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And you having a wank
here's totally reasonable?
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[Carl laughs]
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Sorry, Lillian.
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Forgot you were there!
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[Lillian] Understandable.
Sprightly thing, right?
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Why's she so happy?
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[Chesney] University posts
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her medical exam results
online at dinnertime.
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[Sita] Not dinnertime, lunchtime.
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Oh, right now, in fact!
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[Sita giggles]
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Funny word: "Wank", don't you think?
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It's an old Air Force term:
used to call the beds "Wank-pits."
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It's not your first thought
when you think of Battle of Britain,
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Biggles, having a wank.
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[Sita screams]
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[orchestral music]
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[Sita breaths heavily]
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What's wrong?
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Try and breathe, Sita, come on.
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[Chesney] Desai, Sita.
First year medical...
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Fail, Fail, Fail.
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[laughing] She failed!
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[Sita hyperventilates]
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[heartbeat]
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[doctor]
Looks like he's going through REM.
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Keep him permanently sedated,
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he's a violent schizophrenic
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with multiple personalities.
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And not one of them has a good haircut.
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-[doctor cackles]
-Fuck all wrong with it,
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it's a classic.
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-[old music playing]
-[heartbeat]
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Hello?
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Shop?
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-Self-service, is it?
-Nope.
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This isn't real.
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To the rest of the world, no...
but to you...
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it's very real.
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I'm your subconscious,
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the pleasure's all...
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illusory.
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I'm quite pleased to know
me subconscious has got style.
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I'll fucking bet you are.
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I'm a better quality of hallucination
than you've endured of late.
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Doctor Who?
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Alien?
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Close Encounters of the 70s Kind?
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It's like a journey through
a masturbating bachelor's DVD collection.
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You must be fucking delighted to see me.
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You've clambered to the surface of my mind
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to ridicule me about my taste
in science fiction films?
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Don't...
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mention Science Fiction... ever.
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It's unbecoming in a man of your age.
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Oh, am...
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Am I not what you expected?
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Did you think your subconscious
might harbour your 'Better Self'?
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A caring father,
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attentive husband,
considerate neighbour...
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the real Frank,
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a good man
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trapped deep
by the iniquities of society...
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Well... maybe...
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Wake up and smell the stale
odour of your own shite, Frank:
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I'm it. I am the picture
in Dorian Gray's fucking attic,
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I am the nasty,
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sick, fucking vile stuff
which makes you...
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[laughing] you... [laughs]
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the good bit.
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[subconscious cackles]
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You...
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are the better self.
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[laughs hysterically]
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[Karen] Right.
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Get the system checked,
because I need to make this order.
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That is the password. I should know,
it's my name on the account.
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-I'm the licensee.
-Let me.
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-What?
-Gimme the phone, love.
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Hello? The password is "Donegal1607."
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Close of business? Great, thanks.
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[Mimi] We changed the name on the account.
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When you left with Joe.
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I understand... made sense...
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That's not all.
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You were ill, I had to protect myself.
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You're not the licensee, I am.
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[orchestral music]
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[boys yelling]
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[whistle]
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Hello?
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Who's there?
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Shit...
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Come on then!
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Frank?
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[grunts]
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[yelling]
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[groaning]
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[Jackson screams]
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Yeah!
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You like that? You want some more?
Do you? Bloody hell.
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-[Jackson] It's a minor cut. Get off.
-[Avril] You've got blood on your face.
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Stand still!
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[Avril] Sorry I had to call...
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[Libby] It's fine, we were just
in the pub.
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What kind of animal are you?
He's thirteen years old!
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-Er, he attacked me!
-[Patty laughs]
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[Patty] Did he steal
your lunch money as well?
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-Give you a wedgie?
-[Aidan] I shouted warnings, three times.
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"Please, sir, I've come
to stay with my Aunty,
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-don't hurt me."
-[Patty] You poor thing!
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[Libby] We appreciate your vigilance,
even if it was a little... enthusiastic.
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I'm sure there's no need to press charges.
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-Charges!
-[Avril] Come on. Jackson.
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[Aidan] Should we seek compensation?
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-Listen--
-[Avril] Jackson!
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Come on.
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[door opens and closes]
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[Patty] Listen to me,
you little shite-hawk.
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If you think I bought one ounce
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of the manure you just tried to peddle,
you've another think coming.
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Empty your pockets
to pay for the window you broke.
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I've heard all about you, you old witch.
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And every bit of it true!
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-I thought he'd fooled you.
-We're Catholics.
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Present a united front
to the outside world
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and batter the living shite
out of each other behind closed doors.
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It's the way things have always been.
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[orchestral music]
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[Jamie] I would've told you...
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I put The Jockey in my name to protect it,
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to protect us.
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I understand.
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Some things happened because I was ill,
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some things just happened.
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I know I've gotta earn your trust, Jamie,
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before it's permanent.
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Just need... some time.
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Then you've got it.
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Two more weeks.
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[soft orchestral music]
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I miss who we used to be.
259
00:14:53,941 --> 00:14:55,460
Where the fuck are those people?
260
00:15:02,181 --> 00:15:03,021
Come.
261
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,340
Sita!
262
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:07,901
Please, sit.
263
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:14,261
I thought I might see you,
I know how much this means to you.
264
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:23,821
I...
265
00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,661
I thought I'd done well.
266
00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:28,581
You did.
267
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:30,620
You did very well.
268
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:33,021
But it's hard,
269
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,460
-and not everyone's cut out for it.
-I am!
270
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:37,500
-Maybe nursing...
-I wanna to be a doctor.
271
00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:41,541
I'd be a good doctor.
272
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,220
I gave everything.
273
00:15:46,581 --> 00:15:47,781
Perhaps not everything.
274
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:57,980
I'd like for you and I to have sex, Sita,
275
00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:00,781
a lot of sex. Mostly conventional,
276
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,821
but sometimes... themed.
277
00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:07,061
Then, I might be tempted
to give you a second chance.
278
00:16:07,141 --> 00:16:08,460
[orchestral music]
279
00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:13,220
I'm sorry about your window, Aunty.
280
00:16:13,301 --> 00:16:16,100
-I wasn't sure the house was--
-Shut up with your bollocks.
281
00:16:16,181 --> 00:16:17,661
I don't button up the back.
282
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:21,860
What did they tell you
when they sent you to me?
283
00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:23,380
My Mam's up in court.
284
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,261
Shop lifting, a misunderstanding.
285
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:28,620
Plead guilty,
80 hours community service, max.
286
00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:31,740
Fresh start.
287
00:16:33,021 --> 00:16:35,301
Behave yourself
while you're under my roof,
288
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:36,620
we'll get along fine.
289
00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:42,021
What are you? Id? Ego?
290
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,220
Super...
291
00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:47,620
-Grass?
-Freud... really?
292
00:16:47,701 --> 00:16:50,941
Pussy-whipped Viennese cissy
with a mother-fixation?
293
00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:52,661
One-size-fits-all theory applies
294
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:57,661
to the entire piss-soaked wonders
of the Chatsworth human zoo, does it?
295
00:16:57,740 --> 00:17:00,541
-You've got a mouth like a sewer.
-I'm your subconscious.
296
00:17:01,581 --> 00:17:03,380
What did you expect?
297
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:06,701
The charm of Cary Grant,
the charisma of Paul Newman,
298
00:17:06,781 --> 00:17:08,501
crossed with the cock of Errol Flynn?
299
00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:09,900
No...
300
00:17:09,981 --> 00:17:14,100
But... maybe a touch
more pleasant than you...
301
00:17:15,061 --> 00:17:16,821
crossed with the cock of Errol Flynn.
302
00:17:18,781 --> 00:17:19,781
[heartbeat]
303
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:24,221
-Embrace who you are.
-[Frank] I can't.
304
00:17:24,301 --> 00:17:27,380
I'm still looking for answers.
305
00:17:28,741 --> 00:17:30,261
[Frank sighs]
306
00:17:32,221 --> 00:17:34,701
[subconscious]
Don't waste your time, Tripitaka.
307
00:17:34,781 --> 00:17:37,900
You have no better self,
308
00:17:37,981 --> 00:17:40,461
no moral compass lurking deep inside,
309
00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:44,261
no paternal goodness,
no honesty, no kindness,
310
00:17:44,341 --> 00:17:46,701
no deep desire to love and cherish
311
00:17:46,781 --> 00:17:48,501
and commit to Libby Croker.
312
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,821
You are, in fact,
313
00:17:53,701 --> 00:17:57,981
merely the sum of all your behaviour
314
00:17:58,061 --> 00:17:59,501
and nothing more.
315
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,900
This is as good as it gets for you, Frank.
316
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:09,660
Cheers.
317
00:18:09,741 --> 00:18:10,900
[distorted music]
318
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:25,461
[Micky] [singing]
Hush, little baby, don't say a word
319
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:27,781
Papa's gonna buy you
320
00:18:27,861 --> 00:18:29,101
a talking bird...
321
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,581
A word.
322
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,821
You know that little tool kit
that... I leant you...
323
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,940
Tweezers, pliers, little nail files,
324
00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:39,261
all really little stuff.
325
00:18:40,101 --> 00:18:41,821
Good for getting into small places.
326
00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:52,541
[Micky] D'you know
you'd suit a Brazillian, Barry?
327
00:18:55,381 --> 00:18:57,141
I think I know the one, yeah.
328
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:59,061
Good. I need it back, pronto.
329
00:19:01,821 --> 00:19:04,940
And it's not a talking bird,
you fucking muppet,
330
00:19:06,341 --> 00:19:07,461
it's a mockingbird.
331
00:19:10,741 --> 00:19:11,741
Mockingbird?
332
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:18,461
Those clothes are so inappropriate,
333
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,700
you almost qualify as a fetish.
334
00:19:20,781 --> 00:19:23,221
[Libby] Laugh it up,
I've had a life-time of it.
335
00:19:23,301 --> 00:19:25,660
Feeling sorry for ourselves, are we?
336
00:19:25,741 --> 00:19:28,141
I am not sorry for myself, mother,
337
00:19:28,221 --> 00:19:30,581
I am devastated for myself!
338
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,861
Kids with curly hair
to a man who could dance,
339
00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,180
that was my dream.
340
00:19:34,261 --> 00:19:36,180
Not much to ask for, [screaming] was it?
341
00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:43,461
You seen my purse?
342
00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:44,981
I'm sure it was in my bag.
343
00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:47,420
-Four, six, four, three.
-[moaning]
344
00:19:47,501 --> 00:19:48,461
Croker.
345
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:51,420
-Yeah. C-R...
-Aidan!
346
00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:52,660
[moaning]
347
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,420
What? It won't say "Porn" on your bill.
348
00:19:56,501 --> 00:19:57,621
Yuck!
349
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:01,541
-She all right?
-Mam. Psst!
350
00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:05,940
-Little grooming set I leant you?
-No.
351
00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:07,621
Nail files, scissors, tweezers...
352
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,821
I think I remember it.
353
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,101
I need it back.
354
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:21,741
-All right, Baby Father, I'll have a look.
-It's a...
355
00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:24,461
-grooming emergency.
-I said I'll look.
356
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:27,501
What's a mockingbird?
357
00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:30,861
[Mimi] A girl who tells you the truth
about your performance in bed,
358
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:32,061
now fuck off.
359
00:20:34,061 --> 00:20:35,101
[Mimi] Hiya, love.
360
00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:36,381
A large vodka, please.
361
00:20:36,461 --> 00:20:37,821
-Anything in it?
-No.
362
00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:41,581
-Okay.
-[Chesney] You don't drink.
363
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:43,660
-So what did he say?
-I passed,
364
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,341
flying colours, every subject.
365
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,301
-You must be made up.
-Said he won't for--
366
00:20:53,781 --> 00:20:55,180
[rummaging]
367
00:20:55,261 --> 00:20:56,180
[chinking]
368
00:20:56,261 --> 00:20:57,261
Thanks.
369
00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:01,180
Said he won't formalise
the results till I...
370
00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:04,981
Till I fuck him.
371
00:21:10,781 --> 00:21:14,420
The more things change,
the more they stay the same, eh?
372
00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:16,900
[Avril] You'd think
the clever ones'd be spared it.
373
00:21:18,461 --> 00:21:19,861
One of you drink that for me.
374
00:21:27,301 --> 00:21:28,821
I'm meeting him tomorrow.
375
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:32,861
[Chesney giggles]
376
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,180
[orchestral music]
377
00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,861
[man] Whoa!
378
00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:03,501
[man whistles]
379
00:22:03,581 --> 00:22:05,821
-[man] Whoa!
-Remember me?
380
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,141
-[man laughing]
-[chattering]
381
00:22:08,221 --> 00:22:09,741
[Karen] Right,
382
00:22:09,821 --> 00:22:11,180
who needs a beer?
383
00:22:11,261 --> 00:22:12,341
[Carl] Usual, please.
384
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:16,021
-[Mimi] You okay, son?
-Yeah, just great.
385
00:22:17,101 --> 00:22:19,940
[Mimi] The little manicure set
I borrowed you...
386
00:22:20,021 --> 00:22:21,101
The what?
387
00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:23,141
Little scissors, nail files...
388
00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:26,821
[beep]
389
00:22:30,021 --> 00:22:31,061
[grunting]
390
00:22:32,061 --> 00:22:33,420
-[plop]
-[Jamie sighs]
391
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,501
-Not sure I've still got all the bits.
-No matter,
392
00:22:40,581 --> 00:22:43,061
whatever is there, I need it quick-style.
393
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:45,741
Yeah, sure.
394
00:22:45,821 --> 00:22:47,261
-[chattering]
-[laughing]
395
00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:00,460
Libby?
396
00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:01,581
Yes, love?
397
00:23:03,061 --> 00:23:05,061
Think Aidan's left something for you.
398
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,301
[disgusted] Oh...
399
00:23:17,061 --> 00:23:19,381
Fuck off, I just want to have
me pint in peace.
400
00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:22,981
Believe me, if I could go, I would.
401
00:23:23,061 --> 00:23:24,101
[Frank sniffles]
402
00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:25,861
You're my subconscious,
403
00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:27,621
right?
404
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,420
So, every thought I have
405
00:23:30,501 --> 00:23:32,781
ultimately begins with you?
406
00:23:32,861 --> 00:23:34,660
I won't deny it.
407
00:23:34,741 --> 00:23:38,180
So despite your rather gloomy outlook
408
00:23:38,261 --> 00:23:41,101
on my person and my character,
409
00:23:42,141 --> 00:23:43,741
how come I want
410
00:23:43,821 --> 00:23:46,621
nothing more
than get the fuck out of here,
411
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,501
find Libby Croker
412
00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:52,101
and put a song in her heart
413
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,741
and a smile
414
00:23:53,821 --> 00:23:57,741
on her sweet, kind, cunny-red mouth?
415
00:23:57,821 --> 00:24:00,900
You can't hide behind word-play with me,
416
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:05,221
alliteration's no replacement
for substance.
417
00:24:06,621 --> 00:24:07,741
I love her...
418
00:24:09,261 --> 00:24:10,621
and I want to marry her.
419
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:11,781
No you fucking don't.
420
00:24:13,141 --> 00:24:15,101
Whose benefit is that for?
421
00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:18,660
There's only us here, and we both know
your only living, breathing concern
422
00:24:18,741 --> 00:24:21,141
is for yourself
and your own gratification.
423
00:24:21,221 --> 00:24:23,621
Fuck Libby Croker
and anyone else who gets in the way.
424
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:24,900
Fuck 'em all.
425
00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:29,501
Have an E.
426
00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:34,660
-No.
-Oh, don't take the huff.
427
00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:36,940
Don't try to prove me wrong,
you'll embarrass us.
428
00:24:37,021 --> 00:24:39,741
Who d'you think you are:
Maximus... fucking Gladiator,
429
00:24:39,821 --> 00:24:42,861
off to demonstrate your nobility?
430
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:46,021
Now, there's a film...
and it's not science fiction...
431
00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:50,741
[Frank pants]
432
00:24:50,821 --> 00:24:51,821
[subconscious sighs]
433
00:24:53,861 --> 00:24:55,700
I'll be seeing you again, Frank...
434
00:24:58,221 --> 00:25:00,621
not so easy to put back in me box.
435
00:25:02,221 --> 00:25:03,541
Fuck 'em all!
436
00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,700
[footsteps]
437
00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:14,101
Who the fuck are you?
438
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,781
I'm your feminine side.
439
00:25:17,621 --> 00:25:19,180
We're not really in touch.
440
00:25:20,341 --> 00:25:21,541
[Frank gasps]
441
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:25,101
[breaths heavily]
442
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:26,501
[pants]
443
00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:36,381
You tired?
444
00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:40,261
[Jamie] Absolutely shattered,
as it goes. [sighs]
445
00:25:40,341 --> 00:25:41,581
[clinking]
446
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,940
Your Mum's upstairs with Connor.
447
00:26:03,541 --> 00:26:05,301
We used to be these people.
448
00:26:08,341 --> 00:26:09,541
It's been a long day...
449
00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:14,700
This is what I remember...
450
00:26:18,021 --> 00:26:19,460
Stop it, please...
451
00:26:20,501 --> 00:26:21,581
What's wrong?
452
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:23,381
You're trying too hard...
453
00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:25,061
you're too... desperate...
454
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,061
I'm sorry.
455
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:42,700
The poor little gypo thinks
his mother's in court for shop-lifting.
456
00:26:42,781 --> 00:26:44,821
You'll excuse my mother's casual racism.
457
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:48,420
-So what's she really done?
-[Patty] Sinead, his mother, my niece,
458
00:26:48,501 --> 00:26:50,660
is a fan of the intravenous drugs.
459
00:26:50,741 --> 00:26:52,940
She's been on the game
on and off for years
460
00:26:53,021 --> 00:26:55,381
-to pay for it.
-Is she a prossie?
461
00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:56,781
-Where's Aidan now?
-In bed.
462
00:26:56,861 --> 00:26:58,381
He is not.
463
00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:00,261
He left the house at the crack of arse.
464
00:27:01,660 --> 00:27:04,501
He was taking a piss
out the bedroom window.
465
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,981
Now I'm as liberal as the next man,
but my daughter saw his...
466
00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:08,940
thing!
467
00:27:10,821 --> 00:27:13,341
Sita. She slept over.
468
00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:15,180
I told her we'd pay him a little visit,
469
00:27:15,261 --> 00:27:16,861
but she said it's her problem.
470
00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:19,301
-I want to shake his hand.
-Shut the fuck up.
471
00:27:20,341 --> 00:27:21,621
See you later.
472
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:23,381
Where are you going?
473
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:24,501
Got a date.
474
00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:28,341
-[door closes]
-She's not gonna go through with it?
475
00:27:40,821 --> 00:27:43,420
Oi. In a hurry?
476
00:27:43,501 --> 00:27:44,621
Well...
477
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:45,700
[Avril] Good.
478
00:27:45,781 --> 00:27:47,141
I want to talk.
479
00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:48,660
[Avril] When I was fifteen,
480
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:53,061
I used to give hand-jobs
481
00:27:53,141 --> 00:27:57,141
to a lad with a face like lava
flowing down the side of a volcano,
482
00:27:58,061 --> 00:28:00,940
because... he'd left school,
483
00:28:01,021 --> 00:28:02,700
had a Volkswagen Golf
484
00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:05,220
and could drive us
to all the pubs in the town centre.
485
00:28:06,261 --> 00:28:08,301
It was like a transaction.
486
00:28:08,381 --> 00:28:09,261
I'm not proud.
487
00:28:09,341 --> 00:28:12,101
So I'm supposed to just have sex
with this creep...?
488
00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:13,861
[Avril] Good God, I never said that.
489
00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:16,301
Sex is the commodity.
490
00:28:16,381 --> 00:28:18,621
He's risking a lot to get into your pants,
491
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:20,541
he must really want it,
492
00:28:20,621 --> 00:28:22,341
and you've got it
493
00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:24,781
by the bucket-load,
if you don't mind me saying.
494
00:28:26,141 --> 00:28:28,261
That puts you in a very powerful position.
495
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:30,781
Time to get smart.
496
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:34,940
What happened to the Volkswagen's guy?
497
00:28:35,021 --> 00:28:36,261
[Avril giggles]
498
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:37,220
I married him.
499
00:28:39,821 --> 00:28:41,061
[both laugh]
500
00:28:45,861 --> 00:28:47,180
Oh, fuck!
501
00:28:47,261 --> 00:28:48,781
[Jamie gasps] Y'all right?
502
00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:50,420
Yeah, just... surprised.
503
00:28:51,821 --> 00:28:52,660
I wanted to ask...
504
00:28:52,741 --> 00:28:55,061
little nail file set I leant you.
505
00:28:55,141 --> 00:28:57,501
The scissors and shit. I need it back.
506
00:28:57,581 --> 00:28:59,101
Y'all right, girls.
507
00:29:00,301 --> 00:29:01,220
[girls giggle]
508
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:10,741
I know where it is.
509
00:29:10,821 --> 00:29:11,861
Soon as you can, yeah?
510
00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:16,381
-There was a couple of bits missing.
-Don't worry about it.
511
00:29:23,741 --> 00:29:25,900
Oh, Karen, no... don't leave.
512
00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:27,541
[Jamie sighs]
513
00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:31,141
-I'm sorry about last night.
-Will you shut-up?
514
00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:32,541
I'm only going for the day,
515
00:29:32,621 --> 00:29:34,700
I'll be back tonight,
tomorrow at the latest.
516
00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:39,621
I'm going in as an out-patient to check
my blood levels and assess my meds.
517
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:45,101
It's nothing to freak out about,
518
00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:47,420
there's no reason to panic.
519
00:29:47,501 --> 00:29:49,460
Trial and error
until we get the meds right,
520
00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:50,940
that's gonna be norm for me
521
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:53,180
for a while, anyway.
522
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,381
Don't bother with my tea, I'll get chips.
523
00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:58,861
Where d'you get the money?
524
00:30:01,861 --> 00:30:04,021
I blame the demise of Capital Punishment.
525
00:30:04,101 --> 00:30:05,501
You mean Corporal.
526
00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,261
Do I?
527
00:30:08,101 --> 00:30:09,460
It's sex, aggression,
528
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:12,420
it's stealing, lying, cursing.
529
00:30:12,501 --> 00:30:14,301
He's a bad little bastard, all right.
530
00:30:15,261 --> 00:30:17,660
Are you going to eat that cake?
531
00:30:17,741 --> 00:30:19,581
I'm waiting till my tea cools.
532
00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:22,900
I mean, who leaves a jobby in the fridge?
533
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:24,861
It's done to shock,
534
00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:26,980
to provoke a reaction.
535
00:30:27,061 --> 00:30:28,900
I'd have rubbed his face in it.
536
00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:33,180
[Libby] He comes across
all little big man, but he's a child,
537
00:30:33,261 --> 00:30:34,180
broken home,
538
00:30:34,261 --> 00:30:37,341
his mother walking the streets
to support her addiction...
539
00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:38,940
He's crying out for help.
540
00:30:39,021 --> 00:30:43,141
He's crying out for a toe up the arse
541
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:46,700
and, if you're not careful,
he'll run rings round you.
542
00:30:46,781 --> 00:30:48,940
They can smell a soft-touch a mile off.
543
00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:50,940
I am not a soft touch.
544
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:53,381
Oh,
545
00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:56,980
will you get the sole of my foot,
will you? It's a terrible itch.
546
00:31:00,541 --> 00:31:01,420
Ah...
547
00:31:01,501 --> 00:31:03,021
-Oh, lovely.
-[mobile phone rings]
548
00:31:08,101 --> 00:31:08,940
Hello?
549
00:31:09,821 --> 00:31:10,861
Yes, speaking.
550
00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:15,621
Actually, no, I wasn't aware
Sinead had named me next of kin.
551
00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:17,980
Where is she?
552
00:31:18,061 --> 00:31:20,220
Oh, mother of God.
553
00:31:21,141 --> 00:31:22,980
No, thank you, we'll wait for your call.
554
00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:27,980
They've sent Sinead
to prison for 18 months.
555
00:31:28,061 --> 00:31:30,501
-That poor boy...
-Hmm...
556
00:31:30,581 --> 00:31:32,700
I suppose he'll have to stay here with us.
557
00:31:32,781 --> 00:31:34,301
[Patty] Over my dead body!
558
00:31:42,061 --> 00:31:43,261
[chirping]
559
00:31:45,781 --> 00:31:46,621
[Karen] Frank?
560
00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:52,420
Hiya, Karen.
561
00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:55,821
[Karen] Frank.
562
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:04,180
Oh, what the fuck?
563
00:32:04,261 --> 00:32:06,301
Is this another dream?
564
00:32:06,381 --> 00:32:08,821
'Cause I've just about had it
with fucking dreams.
565
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:10,301
What are you on about, you tit?
566
00:32:10,381 --> 00:32:12,861
And where've you been?
Everybody's been frantic.
567
00:32:12,940 --> 00:32:14,660
[Frank gasps]
568
00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:19,501
[Frank] C'mon. Jus'...
569
00:32:19,581 --> 00:32:22,861
Alright, it's alright,
jus, just tell me something
570
00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:24,621
that I couldn't possibly know.
571
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:27,021
Just to prove that you're real
572
00:32:27,101 --> 00:32:29,460
and not some drug-induced hallucination.
573
00:32:29,541 --> 00:32:30,700
-Fuck off!
-Please.
574
00:32:30,781 --> 00:32:31,660
-No!
-Please!
575
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:36,021
Jamie's cum tastes of asparagus.
576
00:32:37,101 --> 00:32:39,541
-Pardon?
-Well, he eats it instead of snacks,
577
00:32:39,621 --> 00:32:43,660
like a health kick thing, it's got
vitamin A and vitamin C... so his jizz...
578
00:32:46,621 --> 00:32:48,021
Gross...
579
00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:50,141
I really hope that you're real,
580
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:53,781
'cause, if my subconscious invented that,
581
00:32:53,861 --> 00:32:55,980
[whimpering]
I'm more fucked than I thought.
582
00:32:59,501 --> 00:33:01,460
[Frank sobs]
583
00:33:01,541 --> 00:33:02,381
Are you all right?
584
00:33:03,420 --> 00:33:06,660
Oh... I... I don't know, kid.
585
00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:10,781
Everybody's been worried. Libby, she's...
586
00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:14,220
Have you been here this whole time?
587
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:19,940
I'm not sure.
588
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:26,700
[upbeat music]
589
00:33:27,861 --> 00:33:29,220
Why's he always sucking that?
590
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:31,180
[Chesney] Dunno.
591
00:33:32,141 --> 00:33:33,180
By the way,
592
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,261
that nail-clipper thing you wanted,
I leant it to her.
593
00:33:36,341 --> 00:33:37,740
-Lillian?
-I was using a file
594
00:33:37,821 --> 00:33:39,141
to scrape off sell-by dates,
595
00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:41,700
-asked if she could borrow it.
-Personal grooming set?
596
00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:43,900
It's round ours.
597
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:47,541
-[Carl] Sweet.
-I think I gave it to Brandi, though...
598
00:33:47,621 --> 00:33:49,821
And you gave it to Tricia.
599
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:51,940
And she lost it.
600
00:33:54,821 --> 00:33:58,261
-Can I have the keys to the flat?
-You're not shagging him in my flat!
601
00:33:58,341 --> 00:34:01,501
No, I'm not. But he's coming here.
I need somewhere to get ready.
602
00:34:03,301 --> 00:34:04,900
I can hardly meet him at uni.
603
00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:08,541
[jingling]
604
00:34:10,581 --> 00:34:12,581
[sighs]
This isn't as much fun as I thought.
605
00:34:12,660 --> 00:34:14,700
[Carl] Is that all? She's your cousin.
606
00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:16,381
Bothers you so much, do something.
607
00:34:16,461 --> 00:34:17,981
Fine, I will.
608
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:20,981
Sita, wait!
609
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:26,461
Don't do it.
610
00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:27,621
What?
611
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:30,141
Being a doctor is just a job.
612
00:34:30,220 --> 00:34:32,180
-There's other jobs.
-Not for me.
613
00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:34,260
I've worked for this.
614
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:38,300
-Told everyone.
-Who gives a fuck what people think?
615
00:34:38,381 --> 00:34:39,421
I failed.
616
00:34:43,141 --> 00:34:44,581
I failed, all right?
617
00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:49,101
And he's offered me a way ahead.
618
00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:50,220
What a scumbag.
619
00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:52,021
Me or him?
620
00:34:57,221 --> 00:34:58,541
Let me help.
621
00:35:02,661 --> 00:35:04,421
[Libby] Thanks, Carl.
622
00:35:04,501 --> 00:35:07,780
-I just wasn't sure how he'd take it.
-[Carl] I thought it was about Dad.
623
00:35:09,181 --> 00:35:10,421
Why would I call about him?
624
00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:13,421
-I've no interest in him.
-Humph.
625
00:35:14,701 --> 00:35:17,461
You might have no interest,
but he's still me Dad,
626
00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:18,461
he's still missing.
627
00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:20,021
[Libby whimpers]
628
00:35:20,101 --> 00:35:21,820
[door opens]
629
00:35:25,141 --> 00:35:26,741
[crackling]
630
00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:31,340
What?
631
00:35:32,181 --> 00:35:34,701
-Come into the living room, sit.
-No. What?
632
00:35:36,141 --> 00:35:37,860
Is it my Mum?
633
00:35:37,941 --> 00:35:38,780
[Libby snivels]
634
00:35:41,221 --> 00:35:44,300
-Look, I know she's a tart...
-[Patty] Watch your mouth.
635
00:35:44,381 --> 00:35:46,261
Well, she is. So what?
636
00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:48,021
She's an addict, she needs to get money.
637
00:35:48,101 --> 00:35:49,421
[beep]
638
00:35:49,501 --> 00:35:51,340
-What have they done to her?
-[whimper]
639
00:35:51,421 --> 00:35:52,901
Your mam's in jail, kiddo.
640
00:35:56,261 --> 00:35:57,101
How long?
641
00:35:59,141 --> 00:36:00,181
Eighteen months.
642
00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:03,981
[Aidan sobs]
643
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:11,101
[whimpering] I want me Mum!
644
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,340
Well, don't just stand there!
645
00:36:15,421 --> 00:36:17,101
[Aidan sobs]
646
00:36:22,421 --> 00:36:25,780
[Libby] I think these are
a very good idea, at least for tonight.
647
00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:26,901
How is he?
648
00:36:26,981 --> 00:36:30,461
I think the poor kid's always known
that Sinead was on the game...
649
00:36:30,541 --> 00:36:31,541
Still his Mam, though.
650
00:36:33,381 --> 00:36:34,901
We'll keep him here, then.
651
00:36:36,581 --> 00:36:37,701
Is that all right?
652
00:36:38,621 --> 00:36:39,461
'Course it is.
653
00:36:40,461 --> 00:36:42,021
He's had a lot to deal with.
654
00:36:42,101 --> 00:36:43,621
[Aidan cries hysterically]
655
00:36:50,501 --> 00:36:52,501
[Karen] I hate 'em all judging me.
656
00:36:52,581 --> 00:36:54,061
-[Frank] Who?
-Everybody.
657
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:56,941
Punters,
658
00:36:57,021 --> 00:36:57,860
family,
659
00:36:59,581 --> 00:37:00,820
Jamie.
660
00:37:00,901 --> 00:37:02,661
I can feel their eyes on me.
661
00:37:04,621 --> 00:37:05,461
Fuck 'em all.
662
00:37:06,621 --> 00:37:09,141
Is that your considered opinion,
663
00:37:09,221 --> 00:37:11,701
-"Fuck 'em all"?
-No, not literally.
664
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:14,261
Mind you, there was a time, y'know,
665
00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:16,941
back in the day,
I wouldn't have put it past you...
666
00:37:17,021 --> 00:37:18,421
[Karen laughs]
667
00:37:18,501 --> 00:37:19,421
Anyway,
668
00:37:19,501 --> 00:37:22,901
who are they to cast a stone at you, eh?
669
00:37:22,981 --> 00:37:26,501
Let he who is without sin, etcetera.
670
00:37:26,581 --> 00:37:29,461
Why would you waste
the energy giving a shit?
671
00:37:37,581 --> 00:37:39,501
[Cromer] It doesn't have to be unpleasant.
672
00:37:39,581 --> 00:37:41,181
We could be friends.
673
00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,780
This isn't how you make friends.
674
00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:45,141
Friendships don't recover
from those beginnings.
675
00:37:51,141 --> 00:37:53,541
Irony is... I had a crush on you.
676
00:37:55,261 --> 00:37:56,581
It wouldn't have taken much.
677
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:01,621
Seems we both have
something the other desires.
678
00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:08,901
I wanna fuck you...
679
00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:11,061
now.
680
00:38:15,261 --> 00:38:17,061
-Sorry...?
-Here.
681
00:38:17,141 --> 00:38:17,981
Now.
682
00:38:18,061 --> 00:38:19,261
Now?
683
00:38:22,541 --> 00:38:24,501
[Sita] Give me a minute, then follow.
684
00:38:38,621 --> 00:38:39,461
[clinking]
685
00:38:46,021 --> 00:38:47,820
[moaning]
686
00:38:47,901 --> 00:38:49,820
[loud moaning]
687
00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:57,941
[Cromer] Yeah. [grunts]
688
00:39:04,021 --> 00:39:05,701
[Sita] Take your trousers down.
689
00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:06,701
Pull yourself off.
690
00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:09,661
I want you ready. I'm so nearly there.
691
00:39:09,741 --> 00:39:12,340
[Cromer] I will...
I wasn't expecting to work this hard.
692
00:39:12,421 --> 00:39:14,461
[Cromer grunts]
693
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:16,221
[Sita] This'll be better.
694
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:18,701
-This'll be a better angle.
-[Cromer grunts]
695
00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:22,021
[Cromer] Ah. That's good.
696
00:39:31,261 --> 00:39:32,300
[Cromer shouts]
697
00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:34,621
[Cromer] That hurt!
698
00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:39,421
What...? Who are you?
699
00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:42,621
-You're a fucking scumbag...
-Wait.
700
00:39:44,221 --> 00:39:45,820
[Cromer sighs]
701
00:39:45,901 --> 00:39:47,021
Alright.
702
00:39:47,941 --> 00:39:50,380
-I'll pass you.
-Next time, I want to earn it.
703
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,181
Not like this,
704
00:39:53,261 --> 00:39:54,661
by studying.
705
00:39:54,741 --> 00:39:55,741
Whatever you want.
706
00:39:57,340 --> 00:39:58,860
Go on, Sita, I'll catch you up.
707
00:40:00,261 --> 00:40:03,300
-Is she your girlfriend?
-Why would that matter?
708
00:40:03,380 --> 00:40:04,261
[Cromer yells]
709
00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:08,661
[Cromer grunts]
710
00:40:13,501 --> 00:40:16,901
-[Frank] What they got you on, Largactil?
-Mind your business.
711
00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:18,780
[Frank chuckles] Right. [chuckles]
712
00:40:19,741 --> 00:40:20,981
What should I tell Libby?
713
00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:24,621
Nothing, I'll sort it out
when I see her. It'll be fine.
714
00:40:24,701 --> 00:40:27,101
Don't know about that, Frank.
She's a mess.
715
00:40:27,181 --> 00:40:28,860
She thinks you've done a runner.
716
00:40:28,941 --> 00:40:31,300
But I haven't. I've just been...
717
00:40:33,901 --> 00:40:34,780
lost.
718
00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:35,860
Still.
719
00:40:35,941 --> 00:40:38,021
The whole tramp thing...
I've had problems,
720
00:40:38,101 --> 00:40:40,661
but there's no video evidence.
721
00:40:40,741 --> 00:40:42,941
It's just been a misunder--
722
00:40:43,021 --> 00:40:44,221
What tramp thing?
723
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:45,501
YouTube.
724
00:40:46,501 --> 00:40:47,741
On your stag-night,
725
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:50,421
some biddy riding you
like there's no tomorrow...
726
00:40:53,221 --> 00:40:54,581
And I never shagged her.
727
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,181
It looks like you shagged her.
728
00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:58,621
Ah, you couldn't get a stiffie.
729
00:40:59,461 --> 00:41:01,860
What? No, no, smart arse.
730
00:41:01,941 --> 00:41:05,261
Little Frank can still conduct
the Berlin Philharmonic if required.
731
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:08,021
Ah, fuckin',
I need to get back home, Karen.
732
00:41:08,101 --> 00:41:10,300
[sighs] I need to see her.
733
00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:11,300
[door opens]
734
00:41:14,981 --> 00:41:15,820
You all right?
735
00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:20,701
-Did you...?
-Don't really wanna talk about it.
736
00:41:23,661 --> 00:41:25,461
Is it all right if I stay over,
737
00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:28,701
maybe watch a film.
738
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:29,621
'Course.
739
00:41:33,221 --> 00:41:34,181
Sita...
740
00:41:36,021 --> 00:41:36,860
I'm sorry.
741
00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:39,661
[Carl] So we've got
742
00:41:41,421 --> 00:41:43,741
An Education, To Sir, With Love...
743
00:41:48,741 --> 00:41:51,181
-Are you sure? That's...
-Yeah, I know what it is.
744
00:41:53,741 --> 00:41:56,061
-What is it?
-Throbbin' Hood: Prince of Meat.
745
00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:58,421
I've got the horn, all right?
It's not a crime.
746
00:42:02,021 --> 00:42:04,621
Poor kid! How long's he gonna be with you?
747
00:42:04,701 --> 00:42:07,941
As long as. Who knows what shape
his mum'll be in when she gets out.
748
00:42:08,021 --> 00:42:10,380
Things we do to our kids, eh?
749
00:42:10,461 --> 00:42:12,581
Everything we do has an impact.
750
00:42:12,661 --> 00:42:16,221
You can almost see your flaws and failings
in the character of your kids.
751
00:42:17,461 --> 00:42:19,461
Libby's flaws and failings...
752
00:42:22,221 --> 00:42:23,741
are entirely her own.
753
00:42:26,701 --> 00:42:29,021
I had it in me hands,
Chesney's cousin leant it me.
754
00:42:29,101 --> 00:42:30,261
[Jamie] Where is it then?
755
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:34,061
I gave it to Trixie, she's got
a terrible ingrowing toe-nail...
756
00:42:34,141 --> 00:42:37,261
that's the last that was seen of it.
It's been lifted from her room.
757
00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:38,820
It's an antique, irreplaceable.
758
00:42:38,901 --> 00:42:40,340
A precious family heirloom.
759
00:42:40,421 --> 00:42:42,820
He was supposed to look after it.
I trusted you!
760
00:42:42,901 --> 00:42:46,021
I trusted her. If you can't trust
your own mam then...
761
00:42:46,101 --> 00:42:47,221
Hold the accusations!
762
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:50,701
My eldest was in need
and I give it to him,
763
00:42:50,780 --> 00:42:53,421
-which mother wouldn't?
-[Jamie] I leant it to a Gallagher
764
00:42:53,501 --> 00:42:56,621
-and it's got robbed out of a brothel.
-How am I getting the blame?
765
00:42:56,701 --> 00:43:00,701
Does no-one is this place ever take
responsibility for their actions?
766
00:43:05,661 --> 00:43:06,901
Actually...
767
00:43:06,981 --> 00:43:10,101
it's here. It's been here all the time,
bottom of me bag.
768
00:43:10,181 --> 00:43:12,141
You must've lifted it from Trixie's room.
769
00:43:12,221 --> 00:43:13,941
Come to think of it,
770
00:43:14,021 --> 00:43:15,581
I must've done.
771
00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:16,860
Oi, Ironside!
772
00:43:16,941 --> 00:43:20,181
-This belongs to me.
-What?
773
00:43:20,261 --> 00:43:23,141
"Property of P. Croker."
774
00:43:37,941 --> 00:43:40,380
-Oh, yeah.
-[Shane] What was all that shit about
775
00:43:40,461 --> 00:43:42,701
"God, the last thing
my mother ever gave me..."?
776
00:43:42,780 --> 00:43:44,701
I couldn't remember
where I fucking got it.
777
00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:47,261
[indistinctive quarrelling]
778
00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:02,820
Everything all right?
779
00:44:04,101 --> 00:44:05,261
Yeah.
780
00:44:06,221 --> 00:44:07,340
Did they say much?
781
00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:11,541
Spoke to a wise man, though.
782
00:44:11,621 --> 00:44:15,101
He told me never to let anyone
cast the first stone.
783
00:44:15,181 --> 00:44:16,820
A wise man?
784
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:19,661
[Karen] He's a complete arsehole,
but sentiment's the same.
785
00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:20,581
[quarrelling]
786
00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:24,621
That reminds me...
787
00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:35,981
Frank! My Frank!
788
00:44:36,061 --> 00:44:38,581
I never doubted you for a second!
789
00:44:40,421 --> 00:44:42,661
-[Karen] Nature is a total bastard.
-I'm coming!
790
00:44:42,741 --> 00:44:46,661
-Frank, I'm coming!
-We're all defined by it, trapped by it.
791
00:44:48,661 --> 00:44:49,941
[Karen] It is true
792
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,421
I have breasts, a vagina,
793
00:44:52,501 --> 00:44:54,141
reproductive organs.
794
00:44:54,221 --> 00:44:56,621
I know men are genetically programmed
to want that.
795
00:45:02,780 --> 00:45:05,021
But it's not nature that judges us,
796
00:45:05,101 --> 00:45:08,300
that pigeon-holes us, calls us slags
for the clothes we wear,
797
00:45:08,380 --> 00:45:10,820
the life we want, the sex we have.
798
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,981
It's not nature that puts us in prison.
799
00:45:19,501 --> 00:45:20,701
[soft breathing]
800
00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:23,900
[Karen] I, for one,
801
00:45:23,981 --> 00:45:25,340
am tired of being judged.
802
00:45:26,380 --> 00:45:27,661
I'm done with that.
803
00:45:29,941 --> 00:45:31,981
I'm getting out. For you.
804
00:45:32,061 --> 00:45:34,981
-I'll wed you, Libby Croker.
-[Monica] Did you miss me?
805
00:45:35,061 --> 00:45:38,380
[Libby] Monica's trying to nullify
the divorce. Stop us getting married!
806
00:45:38,461 --> 00:45:43,181
-Got 24 hours to pull together a wedding.
-[Shane] Like a pig in fucking clogs.
807
00:45:43,261 --> 00:45:46,300
-Thought you might need one of these.
-[Libby] Who am I kidding?
808
00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:49,661
There won't be any wedding!
They're never going to let him out.
809
00:45:49,741 --> 00:45:51,380
Frank!
810
00:45:51,461 --> 00:45:53,621
[Libby] Monica wins, we lose.
811
00:45:53,701 --> 00:45:55,181
[Libby screams]
812
00:45:55,261 --> 00:45:56,741
[outro music]
813
00:46:40,860 --> 00:46:42,061
[pissing]
814
00:46:42,141 --> 00:46:43,061
[flush]
815
00:46:49,581 --> 00:46:51,101
Who the fuck are you?
816
00:46:51,981 --> 00:46:53,621
I'm Penis Envy.
817
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:56,860
[zip closes]
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