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Dear Santa, how are you?

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I'm not doing so well.

There is this really really bad man

named ebner frost who lives up on the hill.

He's got these weird people working for him

and I think they're gonna do something

really bad this Christmas.

Ho ho ho

ho ho ho

ho ho ho

I don't want anything

for me this Christmas, Santa.

But things have been kinda hard for my friends

and the people in my town.

Mr. frost says men have been real bullies

"to everyone in lakeville, that's where I live.

We used to be a happy town, but now people are moving away

'cause mr frost has been so mean to them.

And now, he's trying to take our orphanage away from us

and nobody can stop him.

It might not be much, but it's the only home we know.

I know you're really busy this time of year.

But I just thought since you're going to be

in the neighborhood anyway, maybe you could stop by

a little early this year and help us.

If Rudolph or your other reindeer aren't ready,

you could take a car or a bike.

Hey you, come back here!

Come back here! - Wait a minute

stop, that's our Christmas tree!

It's okay.

Hey, come back here!

I'm afraid that with the way things are going,

this might be the last Christmas I spend with my friends.

I know it's only a few days until Christmas,

but please hurry.

Yours truly, Elizabeth Bentley-Walsh.

P.s.: I hope you're really out there, Santa.

Never stop to smell the roses.

Brie omelet, very nice.

Stop!

Time

four minutes, 23 seconds.

Robe

how'd I do?

- Ooh, great. - Wonderful, boss.

- Tremendous. - You're the best.

Magnificent.

I quit.

Weasels

if you guys are bugging for a Christmas bonus, forget it.

4:23, you call that exercise?

Better cut down on my cholesterol, Pierre.

Yes, sir.

Make a note, chas.

My picture on the can isn't big enough

and have 'em make me more tan

yes?

Of course, straight away.

Your guests have arrived, sir.

Figures.

Business always calls when you're having fun.

Hmm, that should be another one of Blake's rules.

Make a nose, chas.

Make it rule number

what number are we up to now?

385

right, make it 386: Never mix business with pleasure.

Ooh, I'm hot today.

Better write that one down, chas.

The rules are important, guys.

What would we have without Blake's rules anyway?

Fun.

Chaos, Mr. Thorne.

We would have chaos

Pierre, rule number 105.

Yes, sir!

Never give an inch, especially when you can take one!

Franco, 91.

Never lend a hand, you might need it later.

Which reminds me, sir.

You know those nonprofit organizations

called requiring about a Christmas fundraiser

they want to hold here at the mansion.

After all, it is Christmas.

Haven't you learned anything?

If you give them a taste, they want more.

If you wanna do 'em a favor,

send them some of those carbohydrate bars

that aren't selling anyway.

And chas, don't forget.

- To write it off, sir. - Good man, chas.

'Kay guys, let's go kick some paintball butt.

I et's roll

- move it! - Get outta here!

Let's hit it! - All right.

I'm gonna get it.

My god, watch out. - Yeah!

Woo!

Yeah!

Wait up!

- They're gonna be history. - Let's go!

Of course before the timer runs out,

but you still have to get the other team's flag.

That about covers it

ready? - Ready.

Never trust the enemy, captain.

Hey, that's not fair!

Get him!

C'mon men, let's go after him!

Too and too quick.

Gotcha.

, I mean dispatch.

We have missiles, guns out here

and 43 of us be the militia or terrorists!

Send everything you got!

I'm rollin'!

Come on, baby!

Hey, why don't you just pull over?

Rule number 20: Never surrender.

Besides, this is fun.

Gimme your paint gun.

Sorry.

Idiot.

Hey, I'm hit!

Watch it, watch it!

Whoa!

We'll lose 'em at I akeville

there's a million places to hide.

I grew up there.

Come take a look at this camera.

Here, sweetheart.

D'you have any news on Mr. claus?

No, but I got a midget in a clown suit.

Great.

Rule number 21: When in doubt, get out.

I ater

Santa, Santa, Santa,

Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa!

I raise you one penny.

How's it lookin' out there, pretty bad?

Yeah, no.

No problem.

It's no problem.

I just ran into a streak of bad luck, that's all.

I'll have the money for you today, I promise.

Listen up, I got $50 for the first elf

that brings me Santa claus. Hello, are you there?

It appears my luck may have just changed.

I'll call it off

seek payment from Lenny today or cause mass hemorrhaging.

Hi, I'm Dr. blight; Mr. Frost's personal physician.

Mr. frost will be with you in just a moment.

Comfortable?

Get me outta here!

Get me down!

Anything I can get you, coffee, tea, aspirin?

Good, enjoy.

Hey, where you going?

Lemme down!

Mr. rapini, I'm ebner frost.

I'm so glad you could make it.

I do hope we can reach an agreement

on the sale of your shoe store.

I'm not sellin' my shoe store.

Where are you goin'?

C'mon, get me outta here!

Where are you going?

No, don't leave me!

How unfortunate.

Since you're going to be hanging around a while,

let me introduce you to my staff of scientists.

Don't be disturbed by the fact

that they've been kicked out

of some of the finest universities in the world.

They've always just been a little ahead of their time

and the law

allow me to introduced you

to the world-renowned geologist, Mr. flint

Get away from me.

You are going to make such an interesting fossil.

Canadian chemist, Mr. vial.

Some find the scent of methane gas offensive,

but I like to think of it as nature's perfume.

The electrifyingly beautiful Ms. watt.

Ooh, spring.

I'll give you all a chance to get acquainted.

- Did we look that way? - I don't know where he went.

I can't remember

come on, let's try over here.

Oh excuse me, Santa.

You haven't seen some crazy guy

in army fatigues come through here, have ya?

Well no, officer.

Nothing like that.

Well, keep your eyes peeled.

Merry Christmas.

Ho ho ho

now we know this joker is around here.

- Idiots. - So how do we find this guy?

Now we gotta just throw a cover

over this thing and smoke him out.

Santa, I thought I missed youl!

Yeah if you hurry, you still can.

D'you have a minute?

Fax me, you little brat.

That's weird

that's him!

Freeze!

All right where'd he go, up the chimney?

I think he's up in the air conditioning ducts.

The ducts?

Did you see the size of that guy?

I think he went underneath the floors.

The floor?

This is a cement floor.

Think,. Oh and your idea was better?

Yeah, sure.

- Hey, hey. - Ow.

Tell the people we lost Santa.

Oh no, I'm not gonna let this guy

get away with Santa fraud.

Come on!

Morons.

Ho ho

no!

Another drunk mall Santa.

Well, you'll do.

You're a big one, aren't ya?

Ooh.

Merry Christmas.

Merry, merry Christmas.

I'm rich!

Mr. frost won't pulverize me.

Kind of a snappy dresser too.

Why, don't mind if I do.

Oh, answer to my prayers.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mr.

Blake Thorne, richest man in 10 states?

Blake Thorne?

I'm rich

I'm richer than rich

I'm too rich!

Visa, mastercard, American express.

Merry Christmas to all and to all good.

Santa, Santa, Santa!

Who are you?

Lenny.

How ya doin'?

I work here doin' the elf thing, ya know?

You okay?

I think so

I was going to...

To the north pole, am I right?

You know, the kids are waitin' for you.

I'll take you there.

We better hurry,

otherwise you're gonna be really late, Mr.

Ya know, I didn't catch your name.

You okay?

Santa, Santa, Santa!

I really don't remember.

It's on the tip of my tongue.

Santa!

What?

You're Santa claus.

Santa!

- No. - Yes.

Hello, look at you.

Come here, come here.

Look, who else would you be?

You got a little hat, you got the beard, you got the gloves.

Hey see, it's christmastime.

Come here to spread a little of that holiday cheer.

C'mon, man.

I mean, sir.

We have a lotta work to do

Santa, are you sure?

Hey, who's the one that got hit on the head?

Ooh sorry 'bout that, chief.

Let's go.

I'll explain it to you on the way.

Work with me

here we go, nice and easy.

That's gotta hurt.

Whoa whoa whoa

all right, I gotcha.

You even eat.

Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa!

Losers, Santa.

Santa, losers. - Aw, man.

Oh gee.

Okay, big guy.

Now you're on.

Remember to smile and say ho ho ho a lot

and most importantly, promise 'em anything.

It's showtime

watch your head, low ceilin'.

Comin' out.

They love ya.

Well it's about time

elf, take Santa to his throne.

You're on.

C'mon, Santa!

Yay, Santa's here! - Wow!

Rub his head and ask for his name.

Who are you?

David, you knew that.

You been good this year?

Yeah, sorta.

And what's your name, little girl?

Susan and I want a magic

with the swinging cars and a horse stable.

And a new makeup set and a cd walkman

because my best friend Cathy has one.

And a new Barbie doll

smile.

Smile.

You look beautiful today, little girl.

What can Santa get you for Christmas?

You know, one of those.

- Oh, a golf ball? - No.

- Pocketknife? - No.

- Electric razor? - No.

Smile.

- Move your leg! - Stop it.

I was here first!

No, you weren't.

Santa! - Let go of me.

Good good.

Go go, get the money.

Go, bye.

Welcome Mr. Thorne to the united banking system's

print secure teller.

Place your thumb on the scanner

for thumbprint identification.

- No, no no. - I'm sorry.

The user's thumbprint does not match Mr. Blake Thorne.

- No no no no. - Have a nice day.

How you doin'?

Little problem.

Would you hurry up?

My mom could come. Gimme a hand.

Jeez, this thing's heavy.

Hello

afternoon, ladies.

- Oh crap. - Great move, you tool.

Hurry up.

Now pick up as much as you can.

What are you doing?

We're Santa's little helpers

and we're gonna take this money to the orphanage for him.

Beat it, kid.

You are not.

We are too.

Get lost before we tell Santa you're a bad little girl.

Santa!

You be good; Santa'll be right back.

Okay.

Someone's been very naughty.

What are you gonna do about it, Santa?

Gimme a lump of coal?

Watch out!

Santa, look out!

How 'bout two lumps?

Look, Santa's beatin' some guy up.

Yay, Santa!

Watch out, he's got a candy cane!

Ya see, kids?

It pays to be nice.

Anybody wanna help Santa clean up?

Very, very nice.

He could be very helpful.

Hey good work, boss.

I know you had it in you.

You know I was gonna help you, but I you know.

Anyway if you could just come over here for just a minute,

there's somethin' I'd like to show you.

The mission.

They need help, Lenny.

We should go.

Yeah, we should go there someday; But first.

We should go there.

We should go right now.

Excuse me, pardon me.

Out of the way.

Come around.

Santa's got somethin' nice for you.

C'mon, Santa.

Go home!

Don't you have parents?

You know, you're absolutely right.

The mission could be kinda like your local office.

Let's get outta here.

If I'm Santa, where's my sleigh?

It's gettin' new breaks

and Rudolph's got this stomach thing.

I got somethin' better.

I et's ride.

Here's the file on the rapini sales, sir.

Did you get these disinfected?

D'you have any idea how many germs can fester

on a piece of paper?

I have a feeling this rapini fellow's

not going to sell. - I'll sell!

- Yahoo! - I'll sell!

I'll sell!

- Yahoo! - I'll sell!

I knew we could work things out in an amicable manner.

Oh and remember to be out by Christmas.

Thank you.

Yes, light?

Now our plans are almost complete.

We still have one last headache: The orphanage.

Roundup the troops and see if we can convince

our little friends to adopt a new attitude.

Adopt.

That's a good one, sir.

I'll just get the spray.

You sure this scooter's

gonna make it to the orphanage?

Doctor's note: Never let flint drive

Good afternoon, Leslie.

What do you want?

Oh, we just dropped by to see

how your relocation plans are going.

Any way we can be of help?

You're so full of it.

Just leave us alone

why don't you just disappear forever?

We'll be around if you need us.

Please, don't hesitate to call me.

In your dreams.

Come inside, children.

Wow

What're you staring at?

Get back to work.

- Where are you going? - Whoa.

Get the heck outta here!

Our statue!

Where do you get off comin' to our home

and destroyin' our property?! Careful, Clayton!

You better stop now or you're gonna have to deal!

I'll get him!

Why aren't we moving?

Merry Christmas, Santa!

- It's... - Santa!

- Yeah. - Cool!

- Let's go. - C'mon!

Santa!

Wow, that was cool!

That was awesome!

How'd you do that?

See, I told you Santa would answer my letter.

Looks like we owe you a debt, Mr.

I guess you can call me Santa.

Well the least we can do is offer you dinner.

Do you have time? - Yeah.

Sure.

They can't start Christmas without me.

Can they?

Santa, you saved my life, man.

- Yeah. - I thought I was a goner.

Ho ho ho

Santa, sit next to me.

Here, I bet you had a long trip.

Thank you.

Flizabeth

I wrote you the letter.

I guess you get a lotta letters.

I think so

wait right there.

I'll be right back.

You have to cut flizabeth some slack

she still believes in that stuff.

She also believes in the tooth fairy and the easter bunny.

My name is Sarah and that's Taylor.

Hey kid, how's it goin'?

Lenny's my name.

Hello, Santa.

I'm Leslie Morgan, I run this place

or at least I try to anyway.

- Yeah. - Thank you for what you did.

That was a very stupid thing you did out there, Santa.

But I'm glad you did.

Hey if I'd been 20 years younger,

I'd a done the same myself.

Hey, look here.

Leslie, she may run this place;

but I'm the one who keeps it in one piece.

Clayton is the name.

Well thanks, everybody.

I'm really glad to be here.

I'm really not sure why,

but I saw the sign at the mall

and for some reason I thought I might be needed here.

Yeah.

Who were those guys anyway?

The scientists?

Oh, they work for Mr. frost.

He's been clearing out the whole neighborhood

and no one knows why.

Now he wants the orphanage.

And he'll get it too.

Shut up, he will not.

Sounds like a very naughty boy.

Oh, thank you. - Aww.

What's the matter, Santa?

Don't you like chocolate chip?

I don't think so.

I mean, are these good for you with all the fat?

Ooh Santa, don't you remember you love cookies.

Yeah, Mrs. claus has to hide 'em from him:

Otherwise he blows up like a blimp.

Boom.

Here, have some milk.

Is this low fat?

Okay everybody, let's set the table and wash.

It's jerk chicken night.

- Yay! - Woo!

Okay everybody, let's march.

- Let's move. - Let's march.

And the guy says, "Santa's helpers."

This guy's a nose the size of a donut,

you know what I'm sayin'?

Hey hey, I'm talkin' jelly-filled here.

So Santa decides to give 'em both

an aerial tour of the north pole.

Hey Santa, do you have a place to stay tonight?

Leslie, can we keep him please?

Elizabeth, he's not a dog.

What about me?

All right, all right.

But they're not gonna be able to stay for long, Elizabeth.

Christmas is only three days away

and Santa's going to be very busy.

Yay!

Thank you, Leslie!

Yeah, we're pretty much closed down anyway.

See, we found a home for all of the kids that we could.

We're the leftovers.

Santa, you take any one of those empty rooms.

I think it's time that I put the kids to bed.

Goodnight.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Thanks for dinner.

For later

goodnight, Santa.

Come on, Elizabeth.

Night.

Santa, hello.

Santa,

big red.

Shall we?

Nice jammies.

I'm sorry 'bout the pajamas, Santa.

But that's all we had

they're gonna patch up your Santa outfit

and they're gonna have 'em both ready by tomorrow.

Goodnight, don't let the bedbugs bite.

You look great.

You look like a leftover

from last year's Christmas play.

Look at you.

You look ridiculous.

'I east mine doesn't have a tail

am I a sheep?

Am I a bunny?

Which one of these two things?

Don't worry, you're Santa.

Now give it a rest, will ya?

Thank you.

Nighty night.

Goodnight, Santa.

Just the way I like it.

That's the best way you could do it.

You know it

good morning, Santa.

I saved you a seat over...

Santa, you forgot your...

You know, this is a very funny story.

Santa?

Mrs. claus says it tickles,

so I just wear it for deliveries.

There it is.

Okay Santa, look.

Read the front page.

Yeah you're quite a hero, Santa.

You know, Santa.

I can't help thinking I know you from somewhere.

I mean up at the mall.

Delicious this way.

Oh, you'll have to try it.

Welp, that's the end of it.

Sorry.

Try the crunch berries; They're even better.

Fantastic.

Guess I'll just recycle this.

Recycling, kids.

It's just the right thing to do.

He's right.

Welcome Lenny to the united banking system's

print secure teller.

For 100 gazillion dollars,

please place your stolen thumbprint on the scanner.

Thank you for doing business with us

and have a nice life in south America.

Lemme give you a hand.

I always try and help people out as much as I can.

Well thank you.

Hey I'll wash, you dry.

So whaddya gonna do now?

Well, what do you think Santa would do?

Well I think Santa would do nice things,

like helping people, spreading Christmas spirit.

You know, following all the Santa rules.

Santa rules?

Of course, you know?

Ooh, I get it.

It's a test

okay, it's like this: There's things you always do

and things you never do.

But it's just that some people

only follow those rules around christmastime.

You always help someone less fortunate than you.

You never turn your back on someone in need.

When in doubt, help out

and act the way you do at Christmas all year round.

Santa rules, I like that.

Bye, Santa.

I fixed up your suit, Mr. claus.

It was pretty ripped up.

I even made a few improvements.

- Improvements? - Yeah.

I gave it a more continental look.

Wow

I shortened the sleeves

for freedom of movement, I gave it a v-neck

and a sturdy belt for super Santa.

- Wow! - D'you like that?

- This is great, Sarah. - Thanks.

Where'd you learn to do this?

Mega man number 96.

Cool duds, huh?

Wait a minute, where are my threads?

Keep your pants on,.

I'm getting there.

Jeez

fxcuse me.

No problem, I'll get it.

Good morning, I'm Helen chu with news 8.

We heard that the Santa with muscles lives here

and we wanna do a big feature on him.

Is he available?

We'll meet you in the courtyard in just a moment.

By the way, how much do we get paid for this?

Good morning, lakeville.

We've all heard the song "Santa claus is coming to town."

Well, Santa isn't coming.

He's already here at the lakeville

church of the light orphanage.

This Santa with muscles not only foiled a robbery

at the lakeville mall yesterday,

but he also thwarted vandals here at the mission.

Santa claus, may we have a word please?

We're live on channel 8.

Welcome to lakeville, Santa.

So tell us how did you get here?

Well,

rooster.

Sleigh?

Reindeer

the reindeer brought me here.

Of course.

But Santa, you look so much more healthy

than you did last year.

Tell us, what's your secret?

I love to eat a lotta reindeer meat.

D'oh!

Just kidding, Helen.

I try to laugh a lot every day.

Ho ho ho

there's a new Santa in town and I know

if you've been naughty or nice, so be nice.

That's it, Santa.

Thank you very much.

But we got a schedule to keep

and gosh you know how busy we are.

Back to you, Helen.

- Ho ho ho! - I'm Helen chu

reporting from lakeville orphanage.

Now back to you in the studio.

Yes, thank you Santa for putting the orphanage on the map!

Lemme ask you something, Dr. blight.

Does he remind you of anyone?

Something about him seems familiar.

Of course.

I saw him last year at this time and the year before that.

You know what I'm talking about.

I just can't put my finger on it yet, but I will.

Yes.

Welcome Mr. Thorne to the united banking system's

print secure teller.

Place your thumb on the scanner

for fingerprint identification.

You betcha.

Ooh Leonard, you are a genius.

I'm sorry, that is your right thumb.

Please place your left thumb on the scanner.

Hey, will you gimme a sec?

How ya doin'?

Mr. frost requests your presence.

No problemo.

I'll just... - Now, Leonard.

Now's good.

Whoa!

Hey hey hey! Into the Van, elf boy.

Whoa!

What do you think you're doing?

Mr. frost, pleasure to see ya.

I was just workin' on repayin' that loan.

You're making trouble for me, you little worm.

The last thing I need is anyone

drumming up support for that orphanage.

I want that Santa with muscles outta there

am I coming in clearly?!

We have a very good connection, sir.

I understand every word.

No more talk!

Put him on a bus to the north pole

I just want him gone,.

Well Mr. c, time for us to push on.

- What about your scooter? - Oh, it's better now.

Isn't that the darnedest thing?

Besides, we can't have you spendin'

all your Christmas cheer in one place.

Ya have to spread it around, you know?

Here, hop on.

Good Santa, 'atta boy.

- I'm not leaving. - What?

They still need me here.

I'm dead

d> mine for all of time j»

> angel baby j

d you're so fine j

> angel baby j

d> mine for all of time j»

> angel baby j

I remember that song.

I know it's not the kinda song I'm supposed to sing here,

but I think my mom sang it to me.

If I sing it just right, I might be able

to wake up the fairies in the window.

Fairies

Leslie says the church has magic windows.

People used to come from all over to see them work.

Nobody comes anymore though.

I used to think that when they lit up,

it meant my mom was listening.

Does Santa have a mommy and daddy?

I must, but I don't remember.

I don't remember my parents either.

Itchy?

Why not take it off?

You don't mind?

Even if you don't have a beard,

you'd still be Santa right?

Let's try that song again.

D'you know it?

Start me off.

J» I'll always remember the time I spent with you j»

> November, December j

> April, may and June j

> you are my angel baby j»

d you're so fine j

> angel baby j

d> mine for all of time j»

d all time j

wow

Safety.

I ook.

Ho ho ho

hey Santa, could you gimme a hand here?

Ho ho ho, very funny.

Very funny. - I gotcha.

Elizabeth, come help us.

- You're not gonna stop on me. - I'm proud of you, son.

You finally made somethin' of yourself after all.

- What happened? - What was that?

- Where did it come from? - It's our statue head.

Who would? - No!

Please, don't.

They're not after you.

Never turn your back on someone in need.

Friend of mine once told me that.

Keep the milk and cookies warm.

Be careful.

I thought it was Christmas, not Halloween.

Why don't you go trick-or-treat somewhere else, doctor?

Certainly, Santa.

After you.

Shouldn't you be back in the north pole around now?

I strongly suggest that you return to your next of kin.

This is my family.

Very well.

Oh what the heck?

I'l wait

patient: Santa claus.

Complaint:

Blurry vision.

Reflexes

- ow. - Crafty.

, boot up the thing.

D'you have the keys?

Patient suffers from bad tummy aches

and splitting headaches.

Take one of these in the morning

and get plenty of bedrest.

Go Santa!

Woo hoo!

Yeah!

Woo!

Way to go. - Santa, woo!

Wait a second though.

I was gonna help ya, but the door got stuck.

Wow, the way you do the.

C'mon, c'mon. - Yeah yeah.

You know, maybe the man was right.

Maybe it's time you did head back home.

Oh yeah, tomorrow's Christmas.

Don't you have to go back to the north pole?

I'm not goin' anywhere

and I'm not gonna let anyone steal our Christmas.

Hey you guys, where's Taylor?

Oh yeah.

Yeah, Taylor? - Taylor!

- Where are ya, boy? - Taylor!

C'mon out here wherever you are.

- Taylor. - Taylor.

- Taylor! - He was here a second ago.

Taylor, this isn't funny.

We're not kidding.

Think I know where he is.

No no no, calculations are correct.

Well, Mr. c.

How we supposed to get over this,

fly on one of your reindeer?

Was that necessary?

Okay, okay. - Shut up, let's go.

Ooh, boy.

I hope you appreciate the risk I'm takin' here.

Just remember when Christmas day rolls around,

I expect a little somethin' extra.

If you quantify that data, you'll see.

It's wrong, it'll never work.

But I found the formula for pain.

What are you tryin' to do, smother me?

I have a very delicate metabolism, you know.

Okay.

Sir, you could leave the mansion.

But it would make things a lot easier.

That's the wrong move.

What about the?

I'd want those, wouldn't I?

Germs have been hoverin' around me my whole life.

Maybe you could consider.

No no no, I don't want to summon!

This 1s naughty.

He's even worse

that doesn't make it right.

I was only trying to be like you, protecting all of us.

I did what I had to in self-defense, Taylor.

I'm only tough when I have to be.

Is that a Santa rule?

It's my rule.

Come on.

- Look, something's going on. - Not my video.

I'm going to evolve this time.

Well you were ready, so let's at least check it out.

Lenny, go with Taylor back to the bikes.

I'll take a look

aww, come on.

That's the most sense I heard anybody make all night.

C'mon, kid.

Did I ever tell you about the time

Santa fought those two guys at the mall?

Forget about 'em.

- Sir, please. - I can't

stop, stop!

Well I need to take your blood pressure.

Well then take it.

- Lemme speak to you, sir. - That's much worse.

A little thing we call a phobia.

That's in your head!

It's in your head, sir.

Are you listening to me?

Now that I own all of lakeville,

I can begin excavation immediately.

I've been waiting a long time for this.

I want what is due me and I want it now

yes but sir, aren't you forgetting one minor detail?

I want I want that orphanage cleared

before the last Christmas Turkey is sliced.

Do you understand me, doctor?

Sir, your blood pressure.

So what's under the orphanage?

Water and power lines.

Telephone cables.

Rats

big, ugly rats.

A clubhouse

clubhouse?

Oh, the old catacomb is underneath the church.

Yeah, the kids use it as a clubhouse.

And there's a big vault door down there.

A vault

kids, we're gonna find out what frost wants.

Can't believe we're actually going.

Clayton, what's in that vault down there?

I don't know.

I don't think it's been open

in all the years I've been here.

We know the combination.

Well, some of it anyway.

- Yup. - Yeah.

Some gross people just like now.

Oh, shut up.

- C'mon. - Here we go.

Oh, watch your head.

Be careful, watch yourself.

Kids, don't get too far ahead.

Wow

So how far'd you get with the combination?

- Not that far. - Three numbers.

I'll show you.

First one's eight.

Second number

24

It is?

And the third one is

16

That's as far as we've gotten.

- Eight, 24, 16. - That's right.

What is he doing?

- Oh my gosh. - Wow.

- Whoa whoa whoa. - Awesome.

Oh my gosh.

Whoa

look at that. It's okay, I'll lead.

Slow down, slow down.

Awesome

Wow

- Clayton. - It's everywhere.

This has been underneath us the whole time.

Ooh, yeah.

These are what must make the church windows glow.

These are the fairies?

Unbelievable.

It's warm

oh put that down, honey.

You don't know where it's been

hello!

Hey guys, I know what these are.

These are piezoelectric crystals.

I read about them in my geology book.

They're quartz crystals with natural electricity in them.

Vibrations make them put out power.

They must be worth millions.

Electricity?

Taylor, put that down. - Okay.

I told you so.

Everybody out and watch your feet.

You don't wanna step on one of those.

Watch your feet.

You comin'?

In a minute.

I just want to figure out how I opened the vault.

Hey, you're Santa claus.

Come on, let's go.

Then Dr. blight was right.

Why am I not at the north pole then

and how do all the kids in the world

get their presents tomorrow?

I don't think you wanna ask too many questions.

It only makes trouble.

You're not buyin' the Santa thing, are ya?

All right, you want the truth?

Truth, it is.

See this?

You were wearin' this when I found you.

How'd you get blood on you?

I don't know, I don't ask.

You ask too many questions,

maybe you find out you're a wanted criminal or somethin'

Look, I don't have all the answers.

But those kids, they need Santa claus right now.

Just be Santa.

We'll figure out the rest later, all right?

Thanks.

Hey, that's what I'm here for.

Just gimme a couple more minutes.

They're all yours.

See ya upstairs?

Thank you.

You got it.

Yo, this is Lenny. Hello, Lenny.

I'll pay you the money somehow, Mr. frost.

But please, I don't think it's right.

I just can't.

When I want your opinion, I'll have it surgically removed.

Mr. frost, they're keepin' pretty close tabs on me.

Then you'll have to be sneaky.

You're very good at that,

so listen to me, you.

Okay.

Hey, the lights are out!

What is it?

What happened?

He's in there and he's ultra sensitive

I believe she's trying to say it's me.

What are you looking at? Nothin'

think you're funny, don't you?

You

what'd you want?

- You guys okay? - Yes!

You know I have a Christmas wish, Santa.

Get out of my life.

Damn

Ho ho ho

Afraid of heights, Santa?

I can cure that

Santa, you slay me.

Ho ho ho

ho ho ho. - Ho ho ho.

Well, lookie there.

I got my Christmas wish.

That picture's still not big enough.

Oh man,

that was a dream

Santa claus.

What a bonehead

Happy Christmas, Mr. Thorne.

Did we have a good sleep?

What happened?

I was hoping you could tell me, sir.

A gentleman, waste disposal engineer in fact.

He caught sight of you in his dumpster.

And recognizing you from your products,

he fetched you back here wearing that.

I was Santa claus.

Leslie, the kids.

Operator, connect with the lakeville orphanage.

- Hello? - Leslie, it's me

Santa.

What do you want?

Huh?

What do you mean?

Are you and the kids okay?

I remember Dr. blight was there.

I must've screamed and I think fell off the roof.

I'm sorry I left you and the kids.

You're so full of it.

Just leave us alone

why don't you just disappear forever?

Takes care of Santa clown.

Assemble the team

we're taking the orphanage now.

And the question everyone is asking is where's Santa?

I akeville's own Santa with muscles

has not been spotted since he foiled

a purse snatching yesterday.

Some wildly speculated that he's returned to the north pole.

Back to you in the studio and merry Christmas.

I'm not surprised.

There's no such thing has Santa.

Hey, little one.

Maybe he did go back to the north pole.

Hello, twinkle toes.

I could use some help in the kitchen.

- Who is that? - It's okay.

I don't know.

Lemme guess,. Leslie!

It's all right, I'm here.

Wait 'til Santa hears about this.

He'll kick your butt to new years.

Yeah

the field is sterilized, sir.

Merry Christmas to all.

Gentlemen, bring the children.

What do you want with us?

With you?

Nothing.

I want what's in your vault,

what's under this whole neighborhood.

You just happen to be in the way.

- Then let us go. - Yeah.

Who's going to do my mining?

Why you son of a...

There are children present.

Children.

Hello, children.

I'd like you to do a favor for your uncle ebner.

I'd like you to open that vault.

We can't

we don't know anything.

We're just kids.

Ya help out your under ebner

and I'll give you some Christmas cookies,

candy canes and plum pudding.

- Yuck. - Plum pudding?

I tried

prepare them for mining! - No!

Lenny!

Oh, by the way Lenny.

I wanna thank you for letting us in.

I'm sure it was quite a sacrifice for you.

- I can't believe you. - Take them away!

Oh my gosh.

- Santa, how could you? - Benedict Arnold.

I can't believe you, traitor!

Ooh, yeah.

Ooh, yeah.

Thanks, Pierre.

,

I never seen the boss like this

he loves to hit me.

- Yeah. - Santa, it's Lenny.

Lenny, how are you?

I tried to call, but... Forget it, big guy.

There's no time.

Mr. frost is tryin' to take over the orphanage

with his goon squad.

He's got his pet scientists everywhere.

He's tryin' to get in the vault and when he does,

he's gonna use the kids to mine the crystals.

I don't know how long it's gonna be before...

How's my favorite patient?

Remind me to prescribe something for that pounding headache

vou must have after that nasty fall.

Remind me to introduce you to my two little friends,

lefty and righty.

Ooh save it, Santa.

These long-distance phone calls from the north pole

must be getting pretty expensive, so I'll be brief.

Step one foot onto this property

and I'll use your friends in my next experiment.

Until next year, Santa.

Gentlemen, we have a mission.

Yes.

Tuck in that trowel

Pierre, put a shot on that garlic for us

and clean up that lug wrench.

Okay,

mount up.

All right, men.

Let's go spread a little Christmas cheer.

Tell Mr. frost five minutes.

D'you realize how fast you were going?

No no no, tougher, tougher, tougher.

Hey,

Turkey breath.

Do you realize how fast you were going?

The terrorists.

Crow!

We have company, sir.

Just one?

No problem.

More unexpected guests?

We'll just have to handle them Blake's way.

Pierre, the first course please.

Let 'em try some of Blake's whey salad oil.

No cholesterol, only three calories per serving

and it goes down smooth.

What the?

How 'bout some Blake's whey protein powder

for our little friends?

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Is surrender an option, sir?

What do you think, chas?

Blake's rule 20 sir is never surrender.

Whoa!

Which one of you turkeys is responsible for this?!

See ya, suckers!

You take it

Jump start.

Whoa!

Chas, go to the back entrance.

I'm gonna find the children; Get the adults upstairs.

- What're you doing? - Wave: It's Santa.

Hi, Santa.

- You guys okay? - Yeah!

You're not really Santa claus, are you?

No, I'm not.

I just thought I was for a while.

My name's Blake Thorne.

You're not Santa, you're better.

We have an operation to carry out, you guys with me?

- Yeah! - Where are the others?

The science geeks took 'em upstairs.

Okay, let's try to find 'em and stay together.

Your weapon,.

Thanks.

Db recast now j

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.

Hey hey, don't!

- Yeah, c'mon Santa! - C'mon, Santa!

Let's go find Leslie.

C'mon, let's go.

Ho ho ho!

Ow.

Hey, where'd Blake go?

Hello, Santa.

I'm afraid I've been terribly, terribly naughty.

No problemo.

I haven't had a good workout in a week.

In case you haven't noticed, the odds have changed.

You wouldn't hit a woman, would you?

He wouldn't,

but I would.

Ouch.

Lenny, great to see ya.

Thanks.

No, thank you.

Mr Thorne.

It's all there, except for a couple of bucks.

Lenny.

You're not gonna hug me or nothin', are ya?

Let's go find Leslie and Clayton.

C'mon. - Alrighty.

Well all you had to do was knock.

- Are you okay? - Are you okay?

I am now

I'm Blake Thorne, good to meet ya.

Let's go.

I've got to find the children.

Blake, Blake.

I'd like to talk to you a minute.

Have a seat

here

hey, you lied to her.

Blake Thorne, what's the matter?

Blake: Let's get on the bottle?

How did you?

Isn't it comin' back to you yet, son?

You grew up here.

I ook.

Is that me?

There's more

you see the boy sittin' right next to you?

He was your best friend, ebner frost.

Aww, do I have to do everything myself?

Huh, do I?

Yes you do,.

Why?

'Cause you surround yourself

with nincompoops like me!

Wretched

nuts like this.

Hi

Just couldn't stay away from me, huh?

So much has gone on and I'm so confused.

Well don't fret.

Just so happens I'm a specialist

in matters of the heart too.

Ooh are you really, doctor?

Well maybe you can give me some advice.

Why Leslie, you certainly are

a different person when you're away

from those homeless little losers, aren't you?

Listen, you pig.

Nobody

talks

about

my kids

that way!

Yes, woo!

Yeas!

Hey, that's not funny!

Great job.

Now we've gotta get out of here.

What about Blake?

We're a team

- Taylor! - Let's go.

C'm on!

- Oh, Elizabeth! - Come back here,

you little brats!

I can't let you do this, ebby.

Ebby?

What's wrong?

Haven't heard that since we were kids?

Blake

Blake tarchevsky.

So you're the one who's been causing all my pain.

Maybe I have, but I'm gonna put a stop to all of this.

Oh, you are going to stop me.

You got it.

I got it!

It's beautiful

Woo, yehaw!

These are good folks, ebby.

I eave 'em alone

if you got a problem with me, let's take it outside.

Would you shut up already?!

Don't flatter yourself.

This is about money, lots of money!

What happened, ebby?

You used to be a good kid.

Spare me the lecture.

While you're off spending mommy and daddy's millions,

I'm just rotting away in this place.

I had to cheat and steal to claw my way out of here

while you were up in a mansion in the hill

you should go back to your weight room

and your tiny!

Well you know what?

Being Santa opened my eyes.

I didn't like what I saw

Sarah, Elizabeth,

Taylor!

Always the one that should've been abducted

for!

Well now it's my turn to set you straight!

- Leslie! - Too late.

We're not kids anymore.

Well we can't just sit here.

C'mon. - Stay here!

I could do that

hal

What's happening?

Rapid vibrations are causing an energy buildup.

- English, please. - It's...

It's gonna blow!

Let's get outta here!

Let's go.

Come on, frost.

We gotta go!

Move it!

C'mon, guys.

Move move move!

Get over here.

Go!

C'mon, push it.

Keep goin'.

Keep it goin'.

- Santa, ¢'mon! - C'mon, frost.

Cool.

All right, everyone freeze.

Do it

ma'am, please.

Thank you.

Are we rolling?

Hi, Helen chu with news 8.

Officer, please tell us how you finally apprehended

ebner frost and his gang.

Well it wasn't easy, Helen.

May I call you Helen? Got one more here.

It took exhaustive investigative report.

Excuse me, Helen chu with news 8.

Can you tell us who did this to you?

Go away.

Go away.

I just wanna ask you a few questions, sir.

Move it, move it.

I guess he'll have a chance to defrost himself.

Gonna get you, Santa.

Gonna get you, Santa.

Gonna get you!

Hi, Helen chu with news 8.

Just a couple questions. - Fww_

Are you responsible for the explosion earlier?

Are you responsible for that?

Eww, that smell?

You can't do this!

It's inhuman!

It's unethical!

It stinks in here!

I'm not through with you, Blake.

I'm just gettin' St...

Merry Christmas, ebner.

Well you did an amazing job cleaning all that up,

but where are we gonna go now?

I think I know a place that's available.

Hey, watch it.

I'm tannin', I'm tannin' here.

Slow down, boy.

Duck, duck, goose!

Blake, let's go.

Yes c'mon, guys.

Come on.

All right.

What're you lookin' at?

Well move out then

move; That's my trash. Blake, Blake.

Lemme see, lemme see!

Wow, a Christmas miracle.

I do believe in you,

Blake

ho ho ho!