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- Previously on "Royal Pains"...

- Hank, I want to apply to medical school.

- It's the admissions office from Johns Hopkins.

- I'm wait-listed.

- Is it true?

- Doctor called this afternoon

and if all goes well,

we could be pregnant by the end of the month.

- Hello, Ms. Green.

I'm Dr. Sacani from HankMed.

- Is this you being nice,

or you wanting to know what happens in book six?

- Um, both.

- I got big news. I'm getting married!

- That's a little sudden, no?

- You know, Hank, your father blames himself

for all of your relationship problems.

- What do you mean?

- He's afraid you've become more like him

and he thinks that's why you can't seem to settle down.

- I had a major dishonesty relapse.

- But it won't happen again, right?

- Never.

- Paige and I will come to your wedding,

but make no mistake,

my first job as a parent

will be protecting my family from you.

- ♪ Close your eyes

♪ Your mommy's here beside you ♪

♪ Feel my love and let my spirit guide you ♪

♪ I'll stay with you

♪ Until you fall asleep

♪ My dear

♪ 'Cause I will never leave you or desert you ♪

♪ And I will do my best to never hurt you ♪

♪ But if I do

♪ Please know it always breaks ♪

♪ My heart

♪ So as I watch you dreaming something new ♪

♪ Know that you're the proof that dreams come true ♪

♪ Because of the girl you are

♪ And the sister I know you'll be ♪

♪ So good night

♪ God bless this family

- I can't believe we finally find out tomorrow.

- I know. - God.

I'm trying not to be nervous.

Do I seem nervous? - A little.

- Yeah, I'll try harder.

- Slow. Click, click.

- I will have you know

that we were rehearsing this dance for Newberg, not Dad.

So don't think I'm forgiving him, okay?

- Okay.

- Actually, since you're flying solo,

do you want to borrow my wife to practice?

- Thank you, honey... - Oh--

- But I'm happy to help.

Ms. Newberg expects you out on the dance floor too, you know.

- Yeah, thank you, but maybe another time.

- Sure.

- Um, oh, if it's okay, I'd like your plus one.

The wedding's become a hot ticket all of a sudden

and the administrator over at Riverhead Hospital

really wants to go.

- Yeah, it's not okay.

- Okay, babe, we got a lot of work to do.

- Okay. Excuse me.

- I take it the staff meeting isn't happening.

- Uh, no, and do you mind being on call for a few hours?

We've got an important wedding commitment

and we don't wanna be late for it.

- Okay, just five more minutes.

[jaunty music]

♪

Oh, my God.

I can't believe we're about to meet

theAnnette Bellamy.

I grew up watching her movies, okay?

And my parents took me to see her on Broadway three times.

- Can you try to stand as still as possible?

- Oh, my bad.

- Maybe, Paige, you should gush a little less

when she gets here, for both their sakes.

- Oh, that's all right. Annette is used to it.

That's what you get when you're a living legend.

- What a dump. - Darling!

- [chuckles]

- Annette, this is Divya.

- And Paige, the peppy girl married to Evan

and the PA, you told me.

- Oh, my God. I just, like--

Oh, my God, it's--

it's like you.

It's like you. It's like you right here.

Like--

I've watched you in every movie you have ever made.

I used to pretend that I was you in "Hold Me Closer."

- Why'd you stop?

- Uh...

Sh-- Uh--

- Relax. I'm messing with you.

- Oh.

- But I'll tell you one thing,

it was this woman--

she's the one who has the real talent.

If she hadn't made a career out of getting married,

she could have been a bigger star than I am.

- Oh, Ms. Newberg, you acted?

- I dabbled. - Ha.

She had presence. She had poise.

She had balls.

- [laughs] How's the new show?

- Time of my life.

Cumberbatch gets a little handsy now and then.

- Annette just flew in from London

where she's working on a new musical version

of "Uncle Vanya."

both: Oh.

- I am so happy you are here.

I couldn't do this without you.

- Clearly.

I've been to all five of her weddings.

- Well, this is my last one.

Eddie is the only man I ever loved...

for more than a year.

Wait till you see me in my new dress.

Oh, I sizzle.

- I think this is my Schmoopy's way of telling me

to lay off the Oreos.

- Maybe.

- Hey, Evan, could you give your dad a hand here?

- I think you can handle it.

- No, no, no, I--I--

you know what it-- it's the wrong size.

I can't figure this out.

- Uh, Dad, cumberbunds are adjustable.

- Yeah. Hank, would you do me a favor?

Go and see what Ms. Newberg says.

You know, I-I would like to,

but I can't see her in her dress before the wedding.

- Really?

- Well, cumberbunds are so important to her.

- Oh, yeah. Okay.

- I'm gonna go with him.

- Divya. - Yes?

- I hear you're going to medical school.

- Uh, yes.

I just don't know where yet.

- And Paige, you're trying to get knocked up?

- [laughs] Wow.

Ms. Newberg really did fill you in.

- All right, girls, fasten your seat belts.

[upbeat music]

♪

♪ I'm not one who suffers from false modesty ♪

♪ So I'll crow

♪ I'm looking, oh, so goddessy ♪

♪ I hope it doesn't cause you any harm ♪

♪ Or set off an alarm

♪ Sixth time's the charm

♪

- ♪ Doing things the easy way is not for me ♪

- ♪ Sad but true

- ♪ My eggs don't seem to care that Evan's hot for me ♪

♪ Screw you, low motility

♪ Eff you, infertility

♪ I'm makin' a baby

- ♪ Four kids and med school

♪ They thought I couldn't do it ♪

♪ But I'm the queen of "Hey, there's nothing to it" ♪

both: ♪ So screw it

- ♪ It's so much more than chemistry ♪

- ♪ I'm ready for my pregnancy ♪

- ♪ Johns Hopkins, you're accepting me ♪

all: ♪ There's no question, it's my destiny ♪

♪ And now the moment I've been waiting for ♪

♪ Is ready to begin

♪ So you better open up that door ♪

♪ Or I'm kicking it in

♪

- Hey.

- Hi.

- ♪ How's it going?

- ♪ We're doing just fine

- ♪ Yes, I'd say that we're fine ♪

- ♪ I had a question

♪ That I cannot seem to recall ♪

- ♪ Dad's cumberbund is too small ♪

- ♪ Tell him, please, no cumberbund ♪

♪ Straps are fine

♪ In fact, they are preferred ♪

both: ♪ Got it

- ♪ Preferred

both: ♪ We heard

♪

all: ♪ I'm finally the star

♪ Of the show

♪ I'm ready for my close-up

- ♪ Here I go

- ♪ Here I go

- ♪ Here I go

- ♪ 'Cause all I need is Eddie for me ♪

- ♪ Johns Hopkins, are you ready for me? ♪

- ♪ I put the "Mmm" in maternity ♪

all: ♪ There's no question, it's my destiny ♪

♪ 'Cause now the moment I've been waiting for ♪

♪ Is ready to begin

♪ And I'm not waiting anymore

♪ So you better open up that door ♪

♪ Before I

♪ Kick

♪ It

♪ In

- Annette, honey, are you okay?

- It's just jet lag.

[upbeat music]

♪

.

[upbeat music]

- Your father's told me so much about you,

Evan, and your sister, Emma.

Didn't see that one coming.

- [chuckles]

- But, you, concierge doctor to the stars?

- That's not exactly--

- You know what, he's just being modest.

It's like a sickness.

Speaking of which,

I think that Annette needs one of your exams.

- I do not need an exam.

- Ms. Newberg and I are very worried

what with all of the events coming up for the wedding.

- So, Annette, what's going on?

- Ask Mr. Doctor over there.

- She has trouble hearing, she has trouble sleeping,

and she's weak.

Am I right? - Welcome to life in your 60s.

- Uh-huh.

- 70s?

- Anyway, how about you let me draw some blood,

get some more of your history, and do a CT?

Just to make sure Mr. Doctor here isn't right.

- Fine.

But these symptoms are probably just from my hearing aids.

I think the batteries died.

- Easy peasy. He can fix them.

- Uh, Dad, you don't fix batteries, you replace them.

- But if anybody can do it, you can do it.

He takes household items and makes medical devices.

I'm not kidding. He's like that guy on TV.

What is that guy's name? What is the guy's name?

- Mr. Fix It?

- Mr. Fix It. You're Mr. Fix it.

- Okay. I'm Mr. Fix it.

♪

- You're amazing.

These should be in a museum,

not dragged over dirt and asphalt.

- I want the newlyweds to drive away in style.

Thank you for helping.

I know you're not doing it for him.

- I can't wait. I'm too excited.

What's wrong with a heads-up?

- The blood test is tomorrow. - I know. So what?

If we're gonna be pregnant tomorrow,

we're already pregnant today, so...

It's like peeking at the end of a book before you read it.

Everyone does it. - I don't.

- Then how do you know what's gonna happen?

Please?

All right. We'll wait.

[classical music]

- Thanks for teaching me to dance.

Straight line? - Uh-huh.

- Straight line. - All right.

- Rectangle and triangle.

- You're good at this.

You must practice. - Uh-huh.

Do you, uh, have a partner you go out and dance with?

- No.

It's like riding a bike,

just to music and with no pedaling.

- Ah.

I only ask because I saw that woman at the lab yesterday.

She seemed excited to see you.

I thought-- - Rectangle.

- Mm-hmm.

Okay, I know her name is C.G.

and that she's a HankMed patient.

- Cindy, really, was a HankMed patient.

We're--we're doing research together.

- Ah.

- But I-I like her.

- I'm so happy for you.

- She's very-- very smart,

uh, and talented and accomplished.

I hope she likes me.

- Well, you're all those things too, Jeremiah,

and I'm sure she will.

You're quite the catch, you know--

single, smart, doctor.

- Just like you.

Straight line.

- [exhales sharply]

You bringing her to the wedding?

- Uh, Cindy doesn't really like crowds,

and anyway, I don't have a plus one.

- Look at you.

It's all coming clear now.

- What? No, no. It's not--

- Hi, Jeremiah.

Or should I say the future Mr. Henry Lawson?

- Dad. - Hi, Eddie.

Good effort. - Thanks.

- I've got great news. - What?

- It's not Mr. Fix it. It's MacGyver.

- Please tell me you didn't drive here to tell me that.

- I didn't drive here to tell you that.

- Good. - It's about your brother Evan.

Look, I don't want his anger to affect his toast

at the rehearsal dinner.

No matter how he feels about me,

his anger should not affect my bride-to-be.

It's her sixth wedding. It should be perfect.

- All right, don't worry. Okay?

I will make sure Evan behaves.

- [chuckles] How?

- I don't know.

I'll MacGyver it. - [gasps]

You smarty-pants. - [chuckles]

[light instrumental music]

♪

- Look, it's part of our responsibilities

and the honor of being Best Men.

- Oh, my God, responsibility and honor.

The fact that you're even using those two words in a sentence

about Dad is hilarious.

It's ridiculous! Come on.

He deserted us.

He stole money from HankMed. He sold Boris out.

Like, why would I want a person like that in my life?

- Because people change.

Dad's changed.

Look, he's starting a new life,

he's gonna need our support.

- Yeah, well...

- I get it, you're upset.

- Yeah, I don't think you do.

Look, I'm going. I will go to the wedding.

I will dance at the wedding,

but I will not give a toast tonight.

- Ugh! - ♪ For too long

♪ I've been keeping this family together ♪

- Whose family would that be?

- ♪ For too long I've been the responsible one ♪

- I'm sorry. What?

- ♪ Now you want me to stand there all smiles and giggles ♪

Sorry.

♪ I'm done

- Okay.

♪ For too long, you've lived every day unaffected ♪

- Yeah, well, I am a CPA.

- ♪ For too long

♪ For Evan it's fun in the sun ♪

- By "fun," you mean building our business, right?

- ♪ And, excuse me

♪ I've kept this family together ♪

That's right. Me!

♪ But I'm done

- ♪ I'm done

both: ♪ I'm done

♪ Yes, I'm done and done and done ♪

- ♪ I'm through with pretending ♪

- That's great.

both: ♪ I'm done and done and done

- ♪ You can't cure that, son

both: ♪ Yeah, I'm done and done and done ♪

- ♪ This chapter is ending

both: ♪ I'm done

♪

- ♪ Even so, as you go and leave this behind ♪

♪ Here's a thing that I pray will weigh on your mind ♪

♪ This could be your last memory of Dad ♪

♪ Your last gift as his son

- ♪ Thank you, no

♪ I'm passing it, I'm okay ♪

♪ Hank, you know

♪ You can't Hank me this time, no way ♪

♪ I can see that you don't really listen a ton ♪

- Evan. - ♪ I'm done

- Evan. - ♪ I'm done

- All right, I get it.

♪ You're done and done and done ♪

♪ And yet you're still singing ♪

- Oh, my God.

♪ Though I'm done and done and done ♪

♪ I've only begun

both: ♪ I'm done and done and done

- ♪ You're done - ♪ I'm done

- Evan? - No.

- Evan. - No.

- Evan.

- Fine, I'll do it.

- [belches]

Sorry for interrupting.

- No, no, no, not at all. Is everything okay?

You can-- - Oh, yeah.

Nice to see you again.

- I don't make a habit of breaking and entering,

though I did play a cat burglar for Hitch once.

It was a second-story job,

and the diamonds were concealed in a cut crystal decanter

of the finest Canadian whiskey.

- Huh.

Annette, is something wrong?

- Hmm?

Oh, right. Oh.

Those symptoms your father said I had,

he's smarter than he looks.

- Hmm.

Why didn't you tell me before?

- It's none of your business.

- Okay.

- And because I don't want it to be true.

My memory's all funny.

I can't remember how to get to the theater sometimes.

Can't even remember the cocktails that I had last night.

It's Alzheimer's,

an ugly name for an ugly disease.

- Look, memory loss can be a symptom of a lot of things,

like lack of sleep, too many cocktails,

or even old age.

Not that you're old or drink too much.

How's your sleep?

- I've never been a good sleeper--

too much to do, until now. - Mm.

- I'll have to quit the show,

quit the business.

It's been my life since I was 19.

- Mm.

Have you had trouble remembering things from your past?

- Just new things,

like my lines for the play.

I just stand there like a half-wit.

- It's called anterograde memory loss,

and while, yes, that might be a symptom of Alzheimer's,

you might be suffering from something

that's completely reversible,

like encephalopathy or dehydration.

So let's wait till the test results come back

before we worry too much.

It's gonna be okay.

[footsteps approaching]

- Hey, Rembrandt.

Wow, what's that for?

- It's for your wedding.

It's for guests to write their wishes to your guys,

so you'll always know how many people love you.

- What a great thought.

It looks just like the photograph.

- Thanks.

- Okay, what's wrong?

- What do you mean?

- It's Eddie. Spill.

- [chuckles] I'm fine.

I really don't know what you're talking about.

- You don't? - No.

- Would you step inside my office, please?

Come here.

All right, what gives?

- I'm not pregnant.

- Sweetie.

- And I'm afraid I never will be.

I just...

don't understand why something that's supposed to be

so simple has to be so hard.

- Okay, listen, I am the perfect example

of how simple gets complicated.

You don't give up.

Now I know why Evan is so upset.

- Oh, no, he doesn't know.

Just the thought of telling him--

he's gonna just be--

- I know, I know, I know, I know.

I know very few things.

This I know for sure,

one day, you are going to be a fantastic mom.

Do you believe me?

Do you believe me? Come here.

I promise.

Wow, are you a good painter. - [chuckles]

- Could you make my teeth smaller?

[laughter]

.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Oh, my God.

We're one blood test away from being pregnant.

You ready for the news?

- I know the news.

We're not.

I, uh,

cheated and took one of the tests.

I peeked at the end.

- How are you not a giant puddle of tears right now?

- Oh, I was,

and if it weren't for Eddie, I still would be.

- Eddie who?

- Eddie your father.

I, um, did my best to hide it,

you know, to keep it inside,

but he took one look at me and he knew.

- Yeah, well, he's always been very good at reading people.

It's what makes him a good con man.

- He wasn't conning me. He was helping me.

- Yeah, so you would tell me and I'd forgive him.

That's what he does. He's always working an angle.

You cannot trust my father, Paige.

- Okay.

You have so much anger towards him,

and I get it,

but you have to figure out how to let that go

because I want a family-- a happy family--

and that can't happen with you carrying

your anger around all the time.

Look,

I was ready to just give up on IVF completely,

but after one pep talk with Eddie,

I want to sign up for another round or two

or ten.

Whatever it takes.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪

[indistinct conversations]

- I'm gonna sit down.

♪

Hello.

- Rosé? - Yeah, sure.

- Would your guest like rosé?

- Uh, actually, you can clear that setting.

My date couldn't make it to the rehearsal dinner.

- Oh. - Traffic.

I don't have a date.

♪

- You look like a guy who could use a drink, and I'm buying.

- I think it's an open bar.

- Then I've got the next round too.

What's the matter?

No fun being stag at a wedding?

Think everyone's looking at you?

Wondering "What's wrong with that loser?"

- Actually, I wasn't, but now I am.

- Please, I've been to enough weddings on my own

to know what you're feeling,

and those are just Newberg's weddings.

- [chuckles]

It would be nice to go to a wedding once

with someone I love,

but that's not what's bothering me.

I've got some bad news.

The test ruled out other causes for your symptoms.

- I have Alzheimer's?

- It's more likely, but it's not a certainty.

Now, I found a neurologist in London

who comes highly recommended.

I'm so sorry I can't help you more.

- Hey, you don't get to be more upset about this than I do.

No one likes a scene-stealer.

- Oh. [chuckles]

- Well, let's cheer you up.

I've seen a lot of attractive women here.

So what's your thing, boobs?

Butts?

Something weirder?

♪ There is always a silver lining ♪

- Silver lining?

- ♪ You're a single, cute, male physician ♪

- That's not helping.

- ♪ You made encephalopathy sound inviting ♪

♪ With a warm, cheery disposition ♪

- Still not helping.

- ♪ There are ills that are quite ill-fated ♪

♪ And at my age, I've had a few ♪

♪ But though my memory is quite deflated ♪

♪ There's no way I'll forget you ♪

♪ The good news is, you're going to be okay ♪

♪ The good news is

♪ Disease happens every day

♪ And you're the one they're going to call and say ♪

♪ Make me better

♪ A perfect score, who gives a crap anyway? ♪

♪ Microvascular changes sure ain't child's play ♪

♪ Heal thyself

♪ Or whatever it is they say, Doc ♪

♪

- ♪ I made belts from animal hide ♪

- Yeah.

- ♪ I thought I had an STD

- Right.

- ♪ We tested positive for syphilis ♪

♪ I packed my bags, that was it for me ♪

- ♪ But then you said, "No, it's Hansen's disease" ♪

- It was.

- ♪ Also known as both: ♪ Leprosy

- Yeah. - ♪ You made us well

♪ And saved our marriage

both: ♪ Today is our fifth anniversary ♪

♪ You said, "The good news is, you're going to be okay ♪

♪ So go have sex" - I don't think--

both: ♪ "Get pregnant this very day"

♪ Now we have twins and one more is on the way ♪

♪ And you're the reason

- ♪ Dr. Lawson - Hank.

- ♪ You're gonna be okay

- ♪ Dr. Hank - Just Hank.

- ♪ You always save the day

all: ♪ Thank you, Hank

♪ That's what we came here to say ♪

♪

- ♪ I had hypertensive nephropathy ♪

- Yeah, you did.

- ♪ You knew it was licorice poisoning ♪

♪ Not hyporeflexia - Well...

- ♪ I had somatic skeletal neuromuscular dysfunction ♪

- Yeah, I know.

- ♪ Who are you? Where is Divya? ♪

- Sorry. - ♪ I had a CSF leak

♪ And cannabinoid hyperemesis - That's right.

- ♪ I still don't know what the hell that means ♪

- I'll explain it later.

- ♪ You diagnosed me with hydrocephalus ♪

all: ♪ You blamed it on my family genes ♪

♪ But the good news is

♪ We're going to be okay

♪ The good news is

♪ We're living our life today

♪ So don't get down

♪ Turn that frown the other way ♪

♪ And join the chorus

♪ Ignore the ills and spills that are on display ♪

- ♪ Life is not an all-you-can-eat buffet ♪

all: ♪ But trust us, Hank

♪ For we'd never lead you astray ♪

♪

- ♪ You can't save everyone

♪ Even if you try

all: ♪ 'Cause last I checked

♪ It's still quite certain that we're gonna die ♪

♪ We're all gonna die

♪

♪ But the good news is

♪ We're going to be okay

♪ The good news is

♪ They're finding cures every day ♪

♪ But you're the one we're going to call and say ♪

♪ "Make us better"

♪ So smile and read our file without delay ♪

♪ Run those tests and please, don't make us pay ♪

♪ And Hank, just say

♪ That good news is on the way ♪

♪ But even if the sky is dark and gray ♪

♪ The good news is

♪

♪ The good news is, we're all gonna be okay ♪

men: ♪ The good news is

♪ We're all gonna be okay

women: ♪ The good news is

♪ We're all gonna be okay

men: ♪ The good news is

♪ We're all gonna be okay

women: ♪ The good news is

♪ We're all gonna be okay

men: ♪ The good news is

[glass shatters] ♪ We're all gonna be --

[crowd murmuring]

- Annette.

Annette.

Annette. Annette. Easy, easy.

You're having a seizure.

Okay. Okay.

.

[upbeat music]

♪

- You're missing the wedding.

- It doesn't start for an hour

and I wanted to see you first.

- What a gentleman. I'm honored.

- So your EEG demonstrated slow waves

in the right posterior temporal zone of your brain,

affecting the occipital and temporal lobes.

Have you noticed any auditory or visual changes recently?

- I've been seeing numbers.

- Uh, digits, complex numbers?

- Who do I look like, Stephen Hawking?

Numbers, like the ones from movies and shows

I've been in.

Singing and dancing, some of which,

I have to say, could use a little more rehearsal.

- Wait, so you've been having hallucinations?

- Like a beautiful waltz down memory lane.

- I wish you'd told me sooner. They're a symptom.

- That my memories, along with my career,

are ending?

- Hallucinations are not a symptom of Alzheimer's.

- They're not? - Neither are seizures.

I think you have a form of epilepsy.

I'm gonna give you some medication

and I'd like to forward your records

to the neurologist in London.

- Forward away.

Can I get a doctor's note

to attend a wedding?

I've never missed one of Toots' nuptials.

- Uh, I'm sorry, did you say, "Toots"?

- Let's keep that between you and me.

- Done and done.

First, let's get you an MRI,

make sure there are no other issues,

but while we await the results,

I see no reason why the maid of honor

can't attend the wedding of Ms. Toots Newberg.

- Hank's not here yet, huh?

- He's on his way.

- [breathes deeply]

I prepared a speech for you,

basically because Hank

forced me to.

I was gonna do it at the rehearsal dinner,

but, uh,

then it got interrupted,

so...

Would you like to hear it now?

- I think I'm gonna need that drink first.

Thank you.

- To my dad,

Eddie R. Lawson,

the man who made me who I am,

good and bad.

The same hustle,

the attraction to shortcuts,

the eye for a way in and up,

but also the luck of finding people

who love us for who we are and make us better men.

It breaks my heart when you don't live up to the good, Dad,

'cause if you can't live up to it, how can I?

And you have so much good in you.

For me,

purely because of my wife

and my marriage,

I have more confidence in being my better self,

being the guy with integrity

who listens and learns

and is happy.

So...

it's my hope that your marriage brings you the same, Dad.

I love you. Mazel tov.

- I love you.

[glasses clink]

- Mazel tov.

- I could not have asked for a better wedding present.

- Dad, you know you pushed it too far

when even with your health scare

Evan wouldn't come around.

- The health scare made it worse, actually.

What if we lost you

without even saying good-bye?

Like, I can't do that again.

- Again?

You were there for your mom.

- No, I wasn't. Not at the end.

- Sure you were.

- No, I wasn't.

That last night at the hospital, you went alone.

You said you didn't want me to see her like that.

Remember?

- Evan, I'm so sorry.

I thought I was protecting you.

- I know. It's okay.

- I'm the one who should be sorry.

I made you do...

an adult's job.

You were such a little boy.

Come here.

All right, here's my promise:

I will never take my sons'

love for granted.

Hmm.

.

- Marriage is a promise

between two people who love each other,

who trust that love,

who honor one another as individuals

in that togetherness,

and who wish to spend the rest of their lives together.

Will you have this man to be your husband,

to live together in the covenant of marriage?

all: Mazel tov!

[cheers and applause]

- You know, this is all because of you, Hank.

If you hadn't fixed my flat tire way back then,

I never would have met my sweet Eddie.

- Well, it was and is my pleasure.

You were Newparts Newberg back then.

- And you were a citiot,

but not anymore.

- Nice castle for a wedding.

Do I get to meet the infamous owner?

- Uh, Boris and Marissa said they were coming, but--

- Well, they sent a gift, a very heavy gift.

Like a brick.

We haven't opened it yet.

- Brick heavy or gold bar heavy?

- I will be right back.

[laughter]

- I know it hasn't been easy right now for you and Paige,

but you've been a good husband to my daughter

and I just wanted to thank you.

I underestimated you.

- Thank you, General Collins.

- And I know you'll be a good father

to our grandchild,

whenever that happens.

- That means a lot,

especially coming from you, sir.

Maybe it's time I call you by your first name.

What do you think?

- I don't think so, son.

- Kind of like our wedding.

- Yeah.

Minus a couple of hundred guests,

90% of the budget, and the castle,

it's just like it.

And I wouldn't have changed a thing.

- Me neither.

I'll go get us some drinks.

[cell phone chimes]

- [sighs]

- Are you having fun? - I am.

Thank you for bringing me. It's a beautiful wedding.

- Well, it's no Garden of Zall.

- [laughs]

It's gorgeous, and...

it's very romantic.

[glass clinking]

- May I have everyone's attention?

My spouse, my groom, my lover,

it's time for us to dance,

but first, I want to introduce you all

to a very dear friend of mine,

world-famous violinist, Mr. Joshua Bell.

- Thank you, Ms. Newberg, it's--

it's always great to play at one of your weddings.

Congratulations to you both.

- Thank you.

- Here you go.

[classical violin music]

♪

[big band music]

♪

- ♪ I never knew that love would come and find me ♪

- ♪ Then I met you and left those doubts behind me ♪

both: ♪ No longer plus none

♪ Happily plus one

♪

- ♪ No more reckless nights of wild abandon ♪

- ♪ I finally found a hand to put my hand in ♪

both: ♪ No longer plus none

♪ Happily plus one

♪

women: ♪ All of the men

♪ Are clinging to their freedom ♪

men: ♪ Deep down, they need a woman who will need them ♪

all: ♪ The grass is always greener

♪ Till the grass gets old

- ♪ As long as we're a mister and a missus ♪

- ♪ We'll fill every year with lots of hugs and kisses ♪

all: ♪ And we won't have to keep

♪ Telling everyone

♪ We're no longer plus none

♪ Happily plus one

♪

- Hey, how are you? Would you like to, maybe...

♪

That's okay.

Hi, my name's Hank.

I was wondering if you would like to...

dance with my friend.

♪

Oh, excuse me. Uh, sorry.

Oh! Excuse me. I'm sorry.

♪

♪ Too many years spent living in what could be ♪

♪ Finally now my life is as it should be ♪

both: ♪ The grass is always greener

♪ Till the grass gets old

all: ♪ As long as we are in this thing together ♪

♪ Even if skies should bring us stormy weather ♪

♪ I'll stay here with you until we see the sun ♪

♪ We're no longer plus none

♪

♪ We're no longer plus none

♪

♪ We're no longer plus none

♪ Happily plus one

♪ Happily plus one

♪ Happily plus one

♪ Happily plus one

♪ Happily plus --

[somber violin music]

♪

- That was magical.

- Everyone, come join us on the dance floor.

- Annette? Annette, are you okay?

- I'm having a headache,

and it hurts like a-- [groans]

- Okay, okay, I'm getting you back to the hospital.

I'm worried you may have a brain bleed.

- What about the cake?

- I'll make sure they save you a piece.

Annette. Annette.

Okay, I got you. I got you.

.

- So, Annette,

the MRI results showed a cavernous malformation

that the CT missed.

It's a cluster of abnormally formed blood vessels

bleeding in your brain.

- Is that why I've been having hallucinations?

- Yes, and you developed epilepsy

caused by the presence of the malformation,

but the surgery will evacuate the bleeding and remove it.

I'm sorry to say, you will lose your musical hallucinations,

but the good news is

you should full recover and can continue doing

what you love for years to come.

- Oh. Oh, my.

[light piano music]

[chuckles]

♪

- ♪ The good news is

♪ You're going to be okay

- ♪ The truth is, we don't know what's in store today ♪

♪ But thank you, Hank

♪ 'Cause every kind word you say ♪

♪ Makes a difference

♪ I've lived my life

♪ The way that I've wanted to

♪ So whether this is it

♪ Or I make it through

♪ The good news is

♪ I'm glad that I met you

[applause]

- Annette?

- I'd love to stay and chat,

but I have a surgery to attend,

and you have that party to get back to.

I think it's time for you to find your plus one.

- Yeah, I'm not sure that it is.

What if I don't need to meet someone?

What if I end up alone and what if that's okay?

- It's been more than okay for me.

And from what I've seen,

you have a whole community who loves you.

You'll never be alone.

- You know, I've been thinking there's something wrong with me

that I can't find someone,

but maybe there isn't.

I'm having a great life.

- Time to dream up your next adventure.

♪

- Okay.

Good luck in there.

- We say "break a leg."

- Well, then flying in the face of all medical wisdom,

break a leg.

Okay.

[somber music]

♪

- We're gonna stay in touch,

we're gonna text, we'll email,

we'll Facebook.

We're gonna send a pigeon.

- Oh.

- And when we come back,

we're gonna have a party.

- Come on. Let's go. - We're going!

- Good-bye! We love you. - Bye, Dad.

- Have fun.

[engine roaring]

[cell phone buzzing]

- Well, that's stating the obvious.

- Yeah.

- You're on deck, Henry, officially now.

Hey, guess what? Big surprise, babe.

We got to find Hank a bride. Oh.

- You're not actually letting Evan's teasing get to you?

- No. No.

I'm gonna miss it.

- Am I going somewhere?

- Everyone seems to be.

I mean, this one's going to medical school,

somewhere, you're running the hospital,

Jeremiah's opening up a lab and his heart.

Maybe it's time for me to make a change too.

- What kind of change?

- I don't know. A big one.

Maybe as big as the one that brought me out here.

- Okay. Thanks.

- What's going on? Who was that?

What is it? You okay?

Babe.

- I'm pregnant.

[laughs]

- What do you--

- The blood test came back positive.

It's more accurate. [chuckles]

That's why they tell you not to cheat at home.

We're pregnant.

[laughs]

- Oh, my God.

Let's keep it between us.

I just--I want one night of just us knowing.

- Oh, yeah. Okay. Whatever you want--

- We're pregnant!

- What?

- We're pregnant! - Congratulations!

- Oh, my God! So exciting.

- Paige!

Oh, my God.

Congratulations. - Thank you.