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- Previously on
"Royal Pains"...

- I want a baby.

- I want a baby too.

- My, uh, motility
and sperm count are low.

- Low isn't no.

- Hank, I want to apply
to medical school.

- Jeremiah came to see me
a few days ago.

He was quite distraught.

- I'm...experiencing
regression.

- I know.

- I've either dated
the wrong women

or screwed up
the right ones.

Maybe the reason I can't find
the right person

is because of me.

- It's not you. I'm just not
doing coffee these days.

I just got out of a not-so-good
relationship, so...

- Right.

- Will you marry me?

[upbeat music]

♪

[phone ringing]
- [humming]

Hey.

- Today, Henry,
is a very big day.

- I know, it is.

- A day I never saw coming.

- You and me both.

- In fact, I have
a new outlook on the world.

- Great.
Do you have the rings too?

- Yeah, right here
in my pocket.

[phone beeps]

- Ev, I gotta take this.

- Okay, can I rehearse my speech
for you really quick?

[phone beeps]

Hello?

Henry?

- Diana, how are you
feeling today?

I'm on my way.
Keep talking to me.

Where are you right now?

Diana!
Are you in there?

Diana!

- Sorry, Dr. Lawson,

you have not been
granted entry.

- [grunts]

[alarm blaring] - Illegal entry! Illegal entry!

- Diana! - Illegal entry! Illegal entry!

- Diana.

- Illegal entry! Illegal entry!

Illegal ent--
[beep]

- Overdressed
for a house call.

- Maybe a bit, and I had to kick
Chas in the face to get in.

Sorry about that.

- He had it coming.
Smartass.

- So I called the hospital
for your biopsy results,

and they said they had
no record of it.

Maybe because you left
before they could do it?

- [wheezing]

- Your breathing
is labored.

I need to do an ultrasound.

- [wheezes and coughs]

- Diana, are you
coughing up bl--

- [wheezes]

- Yeah,
this is Hank Lawson.

I have a female
with a hemothorax.

- You're late.

And if you needed
a splash of color,

I could've loaned you
a pocket square.

- Oh. This is why I'm late.
I had a patient emergency.

- Whoa.
Is the patient okay?

- She's at the hospital,
which we need to discuss later.

Maybe I can go wash it
off real quick?

- Yeah, don't worry
about the stain.

We have a bigger problem.

- Anybody home?
Where are my boys?

- Dad!
- Boys.

- Whoa.
- [laughs]

Didn't you have a
speaking engagement in Vermont?

- [laughs]
Oh, yes, I did,

and then I canceled it,
came here to the Hamptons,

'cause I've got something
so much more important.

- What's more important
than giving people

in Vermont something to do?

- [laughs]
I got big news.

B-I-G,
very big, big, big news.

- Wow. Please don't tell us
we have another secret sibling.

- No!

Ready?

I'm getting married!

- What?
- Married?

What--
To Ms. Newberg, right?

- Yeah, I popped the question
last night.

- That's great.
- Wait, wait, wait.

You got in last night?
Why didn't you call us?

- You know what,
I wanted to, Hank.

You were on my mind,
but I got distracted.

I was in the moment.
Well, you know how that is.

- Of course I do.
When's the big day?

- Day after tomorrow.

- Whoa.
Day after tomorrow?

What's the rush?
That's a little sudden, no?

- Yeah, and yet
it can't come soon enough.

I am so ready
for this, boys.

- Dad!
- Come here. Bring it in.

[upbeat music]

.

- And that is our schedule

for the first day
of this fine new summer,

which means HankMed's back.

- Hank, are you sure
that you don't want me

to take
your morning patient?

- Yeah, totally sure.
Why?

- If you want to spend time

with your father
before the wedding--

- Yeah, no, Evan's already
got that covered.

- Yeah, I'm throwing him
a little bachelor party

here tomorrow night.

It's gonna get crazy!

Trust me, it's not gonna
get that crazy.

- Trust me, I'm not
worried about it.

- You could be
a little worried about it.

- So it's business as usual
until then, right?

- Okay, so then I have time
to find a dress.

- Oh, you know what,
don't go overboard on wardrobe.

It's just gonna be a small,
intimate ceremony on the beach

with a nice little reception
afterwards,

compliments of Paige.

- I'm not worried about finding
something fancy.

I am worried about finding
something that I can fit into.

- Oh, I actually have

an old camping tent
you can borrow if you'd like.

Ow!
[scoffs]

- I know you won't be saying
things like that

if I ever get pregnant.

- When you get pregnant.

- Divya, I'm happy to help you
shop for something.

- Aren't you visiting
your parents?

- No, I postponed my trip
a couple days.

I would never miss a wedding,
and definitely not this wedding.

- Jeremiah, it's great
to have you back.

- Thank you
for having me back.

- I-I know that
you're a little nervous

about resuming house calls
after your time at the lab,

but we're all here for you
if you need anything at all.

- [clears throat] Have you heard
from Johns Hopkins?

- Not yet, but I did
get into Stony Brook,

and, you know, it wouldn't be
so bad to stay on Long Island

for medical school, especially
since it doesn't start

until a month
after my due date.

- It wouldn't bad to have you
here on Long Island,

but I predict you will get in,
as you should.

- [chuckles]

- Hospital server's down.

No one's getting emails.
Ugh.

- Can't someone in IT
handle it?

- Yeah, but
I'm permanent administrator now.

I can't lead
if I don't show up, right?

Hey, Henry.

[clicks tongue]

- What?

- [clicks tongue]

Come over here
for a second.

- Oh, okay, you could just say,
"Come here."

I don't speak dolphin.

- [sighs]
Are you...

okay with this wedding?

- Define "okay."

- You saw how excited he is,
right?

- Yeah, I also saw how,
when I asked why the rush,

he never explained it.

- Maybe because there is
no explanation, Henry.

- [scoffs]
It's Dad.

There's always an explanation,
always an angle.

- All right, I will let you
investigate his motive,

but hopefully you'll be ready
to give him

the benefit of the doubt
in time for the bachelor party,

but either way, your alter ego,
Dr. Negative Energy,

not invited,
not invited.

- Okay.

[doorbell ringing]
- Greetings, Dr. Lawson.

My name is Chas.

Ms. Underhill is
on the back deck.

- Okay!

- You don't have to yell,
Dr. Lawson.

You may enter now.

- Uh, thank--
- You're welcome.

- Hi. Diana Underhill.
- I know who you are.

Hank Lawson. Nice to meet you.
And Chas?

- Complete Home
Automation System.

- Ah.
He seems very bright.

- No, he's a smartass.
CPU still needs some tinkering,

but the original model
is in 1 million homes.

He paid for this house
and a good chunk of my campaign.

- Yeah, I read that profile
of you in the "Sunday Times,"

how you're hoping to trade
your seat in the boardroom

for a seat in the Senate.

- Yup, I want to reinvent
the state of New York,

the way my company's
reinventing the home.

- Well, I assume
you didn't call

because you're suffering
from a lack of ambition.

- No, I called
because I have been

in around-the-clock
fundraising mode

since the election season began,

and my left shoulder
is in a lot of pain,

I think from maybe
shaking too many hands.

- You shake
with your left hand?

- No, I shake with both.

A woman needs a firm grip

to make people believe
that she can lead.

No, studies show that
anything less than 15 PSI,

and swing voters won't take
a handshake seriously.

- Hmm, I haven't
read that study.

- I will trade you my copy
for a cortisone shot.

- [chuckles]
Let's start with an exam, okay?

- [laughs]
All right.

- So where's
your campaign entourage?

- They will be out here
tomorrow.

Today I needed a break.

- A break from running
for office?

- A break from staffers,
reporters, pundits.

I'm still running,

but from the peace and privacy
of the Hamptons,

so it was the perfect day
to call a doctor.

- And why is that?

- I can't let anyone see me
dealing with a medical problem.

Running for office as a woman
is hard enough

without people
questioning my health.

- Deep breath in.

- [inhales deeply]
- And out.

Again.

- [inhales deeply]

- Okay.
Any shortness of breath?

- Yeah, maybe a little.

Although my opponent would say
that I'm full of hot air.

- [chuckles] Well,
I can't really speak to that,

but medically, I'm not
too concerned at the moment,

though I'd like an MRI to
rule out a rotator cuff injury

and a full cardiac workup,

including a stress test,
just to be safe.

- If they found out that I hurt
myself just working the crowds--

- I assure you,

Hamptons Heritage
will respect your privacy.

- I ordered champagne,
lobsters,

and the florist is doing
classic but beachy arrangements.

They'll match the linens
I found perfectly.

Okay, but first, I need
your expert tasting advice.

Red velvet
with cotton candy roses...

- Yes.

- Or vanilla maple

with "love" written
in strawberry frosting.

- You're asking me
to pick one of those?

- Now you see my dilemma.

- It's a big dilemma.
I'll help you with it.

I will take this taste test
ASAP.

- Okay, just try not to eat
the box itself.

- I'm really impressed
by how fast

you pulled all this
together.

- Just because a wedding
is last minute

doesn't mean
it can't be perfect.

- I'm also guessing it's--
it's a good distraction for you,

right, like something
you can focus on,

something you can control.

- Two lattes.

- Thank you.
- Thanks.

- $7.85, please.

[beeps]

- I think this tech glitch
is getting worse.

I gotta get back down to IT.
[kiss]

- Hey, since when
do you drink lattes?

- Oh, it's not for me.
It's actually for a...

VIP patient
Hank just admitted.

- Who?

- [whispering]
Diana Underhill.

- Diana Underhanded?
- Shh!

- The woman running
against my father?

- We promised her we'd protect
her privacy, and yes,

and you know what, she--
she's actually quite reasonable.

- She called my dad anti-gun.

My dad, the general.
The hunter.

- This hospital is
nonpartisan, Paige.

We kiss all VIP asses
equally.

- She's a politician, Evan.
Do not be fooled by her charms.

- I'm-I'm--
but--

I'm not--
I'm-I'm--

[mutters]
No cupcakes?

- It feels like ten minutes ago
that I was single

and motherhood was
just a fantasy.

[chuckles]

- How's Raj handling it all?

- He's excited about having
his third child and our first.

- Uh-huh.

- He's much less stressed
than I am

about me starting
medical school

while I'll still be
nursing our newborn.

- Life just keeps throwing us
curve balls, doesn't it?

Curve balls
filled with anxiety.

- Hank, why are you so wound up
about your father's wedding?

- [sighs]

It's the old Eddie
all over again,

forcing me to question
even the most joyous occasion.

I can't accept
that it's as simple

as he's making it sound,
that suddenly,

he has life all figured out
and is ready to settle down.

- Is it possible that
it's not about Eddie,

that it's about you?

Maybe you're measuring yourself
up against your father.

- Maybe I am.
Him and everyone else too.

Evan's married and trying
to start a family, so are you,

and I couldn't be happier
for you guys.

You know that.
- I do.

- But now, even my dad,
the reformed hustler and flake,

has beaten me
to the altar.

- It's gotta be tough
to swallow.

- I always prided myself
in having it together,

unlike him,
and now he's lapping me too.

- You have got it
plenty together, I promise.

And when the time is right,
when the person is right,

you'll un-lap everyone.

- You mean catch up
to everyone.

- See, you're already
one step ahead of me.

Happy running.
I hope it helps.

- Thank you.
Later, Sash.

.

- Help!
Someone please help my brother!

- I'm a doctor. What's going on?
- Thank God.

- Hey, there, bud.

- Hey, Ian,
this man's a doctor, okay?

- Please get it out!

- All right.
Hang in there, Ian.

I promise you'll get
your foot back in a sec.

Okay.

- I'm Lena. What can I do?
- All right.

Lena, I need your help
to lift this bike.

- Yeah?
- Okay.

- I was too terrified
to try that.

- Just grab hold of it.
One, two, three.

That's it, that's it. Good.
- Oh.

Oh.

- Okay.
Any of this feel tender?

- A little.
- Yeah?

Can you wiggle your toes?

Okay, that's good.

I need those paper towels.

- Wes.

- Thank you.

- How the hell did you get
your foot caught in there, Ian?

We weren't even
going that fast.

- You were steering
like a drunk person!

- And you were going
way too fast.

I had to race
to keep up with you.

- You rear-ended us,
tailgater.

- Okay, enough.

Just go clean the groceries
off the path.

- Okay, um, you guys don't
happen to have any--

That's perfect.

- Oh, my God.
We are so lucky we ran into you.

I never would have
come up with that.

- It's a good thing
you guys came prepared.

- So you think
he's gonna be okay?

- We'll need to follow up,
but he should be okay.

That'll keep it
comfortable.

That's it.

All right,
let's get you up.

Now, listen,
Ian shouldn't put pressure

or have any weight
on that foot.

- How you feeling, I-guy?
- Okay.

- Yeah, I'm s--
I knew that they were too young

to be riding
my parents' tandem bike.

- You guys need help
getting home?

- Uh, thanks,
but we don't live too far.

- Okay, well, I'd like to speak
to your folks anyway.

Ian will need an X-ray,
just to be safe.

- Uh, they're not around,
but do you have,

like, a card
or something?

- Um...
- Oh.

- There you go.

- Oh.

- All right, let's get you
up there, I-guy.

[grunts]

- I'll be sure to get this
to them.

- Okay, please do.

- Thank you, Hank.

- Of course.

- Boys.

both: Thank you, Hank.

- [chuckles]
You got it, fellas.

- Ready?
Keep your foot up, okay?

- All right, bud.

- He said no
so many times,

I thought this wedding
would never happen.

- Honey, it's only because
I wanted to be

the one that asked.

- Well, you certainly
surprised me.

The reception is gonna be
so great.

We'll set up a bar here,

and I guess the food
will go right here.

And...that pretty much
covers it.

- And I'm creating a playlist
that's gonna

make everyone's feet hurt.
It's gonna be awesome.

- Oh, thanks so much, guys,
for taking charge of this.

I don't know anything
about planning a wedding

for under 500.

[all chuckle]

But could I look at the vendors
list, just out of curiosity?

- Sure, yeah,
I'll go get it.

- Hey, Paige.
- So?

- Am I late
for the reception walk-through?

- It just ended.
We didn't think you were coming.

- Uh, well, as co-best man,
I wanna be part of this wedding,

every step of the way.

I'm just curious,
why did you guys

decide to do it all
in 48 hours?

- Look, the lecture circuit
is thrilling,

but then I finally realized,
my book is called "L.I.F.E."--

L-I-F-E--"Life Is for Enjoying,"
and I was not enjoying myself

as much as I should
with the gal I love.

[whispering]
And I'm not getting any younger.

- He said I had to marry him
as soon as possible,

if not sooner.

What woman would slow down
a man who talks like that?

Eddie's wild impulses are

one of his most attractive
qualities.

- Well, I'm glad you two
make each other so happy.

Dad, you never cease
to amaze me,

and, Ms. Newberg,
congratulations.

We can't wait to officially
have you in the family.

- Well, I can't wait
to officially be had.

[laughter]
- Okay.

- Washington insiders call it
"Summer Recess."

I call it
a whole month wasted.

I didn't build a public company
by taking August off.

If elected,
I won't be on recess,

not when there are
over a million New Yorkers

who are looking for jobs.

Okay, that's it for today.

Make sure that Jim
gets that ASAP.

- Right away.

- And why don't we
trust politicians?

- Mm, my impossibly young
and know-it-all staff

says that I have to constantly
put fresh content up on my site

so that the voters can always
feel me--I don't know.

Speaking of, I have
15 fundraisers in five days,

so please tell me
that you have good news.

- Cardiac tests and MRI
were negative.

If your shoulder still hurts,
it's likely an inflamed muscle.

- Great.
What can we do about it?

- I'm happy to administer
that shot of cortisone.

- And I am happy
to take you up on that.

- Fantastic.
Come right over to my bag.

- I can usually
block out pain,

but this has just been
too distracting.

[groans]

- Well, it's never healthy
to live in pain.

- I absolutely agree.

You're a concierge doctor.

Can you
and your cortisone injections

join me on my campaign trail,
just until the pain subsides?

I'll put you on staff.

- As much fun as all those
rubber chicken dinners sound,

I have my father's wedding
tomorrow.

- Oh, congratulations.
You must be very happy for him.

- Well, I'm trying to be.

- Hmm.

Yes, family obligations and all
the drama that comes with them.

It's a distraction
that I now avoid in my life.

Or, if anyone asks,
a sacrifice that I made

in order to better serve
the people

of this great state
of New York.

[both laughing]

Uh...

- Diana, you smoke?

- Well, that's quite
an accusation, Hank.

[chuckles]

I made a spectacle
of publicly quitting last year,

but the press conference
proved to be

far more impressive
than my willpower,

so yes, I steal a few every day
when no one is looking.

I can't be seen
as a smoking flip-flopper.

- I can't speak to the political
ramifications of it,

but I can tell you that it may
cause dangerous vascular issues,

and I could've used
that information

during your cardiac workup.

I'm not a staffer,
a constituent, or the press,

so going forward, Diana,
just give it to me straight.

And please,
stop smoking now.

- The eight-year-old boy
Hank treated at the beach

will be a perfect first patient
for you after...

- After recovering
from my regression.

- Returning
from your sabbatical.

We all need one
from time to time.

- We don't all have
the same challenges

navigating social interactions,
and after months in the lab,

I'm a little out of practice.

I'm used to mice.

- It was your idea to return,
now, wasn't it?

All right, so why?

- It was necessary.

I was hiding,

and I thought
I might be ready.

- And I know that you are.
This will be an easy follow-up.

Remember the three steps.

- Introduce myself,
explain myself,

put the patient at ease.

- Great.

- Hi, I'm Dr. S--

- Stranger danger!

- [laughs]
- Ah!

- Hey, cool crutches.
Can I take them for a spin?

- [stammers]

[beeping]

H-hi, I'm Dr. Sacani.

I'm here to check on your foot.
Is your mom home?

- Lena!

How long will this take?
- Uh...

- Whoa, that's a big needle!

- That is a syringe.

You need to put a needle on it
to perform an injection.

Don't worry,
it's not for your foot.

- Can I try it
on my little brother?

- Sorry, no.

- What is
all the screaming about?

Did you find Godzilla?

And why is the video game
so loud?

Uh, hi.
Who are you?

- Hi, I'm Dr. Sacani.
I'm here to check on Ian's foot.

- Oh, thank you for coming,

but you have the wrong foot
and the wrong boy.

That's Wes, and that's Ian.

- Um, I assume
you're the babysitter?

- I get that a lot.

Actually, I'm just
the lucky older sister.

- Ah. Ah! Ah!

- [laughs]
Dr. Sacani found Godzilla!

- I'm s--

- Uh, someone else
will follow up.

- Godzilla can't catch you,
but I can!

- [screams]
- Boys, boys!

.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Oh, no! Could we get
a little help over here?

- Got it!

Jen and Sam,
what's going on?

- Sam, you remember
Dr. Lawson?

- I'll take that
as a yes.

- Mom says I get
my knuckleball from her.

- If I know nurses,
she's probably right about that.

- [laughs]

- Oh!
- Oh, I'll get it!

- That's what we were thinking,
sweetie.

- So, uh, I tried reaching you
back in the fall.

- [laughs]
- Yeah.

- Yeah, no, I know.
I-I wanted to call.

I had just gotten
out of a relationship.

By the time it was a good time,
I figured it was too late.

- Ah.
Totally understand that.

But it wasn't too late.

It's still not.

- I'm still single too,
so--

[both laughing]

- How does dinner
this weekend sound?

- I'd like that.

- Great.

Think Sam will find
his runaway knuckleball by then?

- Not a chance.

- Maybe we should go
help the guy.

- Hey, should we
run in on three?

- Yes, we should.

both: One, two, three!

♪

- What?
Is it cold?

[knocking at the door]

- Come on in.
I'll be right down.

- Maybe you could do
the X-ray.

- Jeremiah...

you can do this, all right?

Just remember
what we practiced.

- This isn't what
we practiced for.

This house is a war zone.

- Seems pretty peaceful
to me.

- Hey.

- Hello again, Ms. Crawford.
This is Divya Katdare.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Thanks for coming back
to check on Ian.

Let's give this
another shot, okay?

I promise all the animals
have been restrained.

- Hey, guys.
You must be Wes and Ian.

- Guys, Divya works
with Dr. Sacani.

- Hey, Ian,
would you mind

turning this game off
for me for a moment?

- Just one more minute.

- Yeah, we're just
about to die.

- You know what?
Right about now would be great.

Ian, this is gonna be quick
and totally painless.

Dr. Sacani's gonna take
a picture of your foot, okay?

Yeah, right now.
Right now would be good.

Young man, would you mind
stepping outside for me?

Lena, you okay?

- Actually, could you step
over here for a second?

Um, I've actually been in a lot
of pain since the bike accident.

I think it's from where
I hit the handlebars.

- Okay.

Mm.

[whirring]

Have you told your parents?

- Our parents died
a few years ago.

- Sorry to hear that, Lena.
- Thanks.

Don't worry,
my aunt Rosanna is our guardian,

and she's out for the day, but
she'll be back later tonight.

- Okay.
Well, let's check it out.

- No fracture.
Ian's foot is fine.

- Hmm.

It looks like pancreatitis.

That's the inflammation
of a long, flat gland

that sits behind your stomach.

- I hit the handlebars
that hard?

- You must have.

- Will I be okay?

- Yeah, should resolve
with enough rest.

- So I don't have to go
to the hospital?

- Well, luckily, I don't see
any injury to the liver,

spleen, or duodenum,
but the initial ultrasound

can be misleading
with these kinds of injuries,

so I'll need to reexamine you
at some point.

And I'd like to talk
to your aunt

so that she knows
what's going--

- Yeah, that's fine.
Do you have a card or something?

I'll give it to her
when she gets back tonight.

- There you go.

- Cool.
Thank you.

- Hey, Chas.

- Welcome back, Dr. Lawson.

- Thank you.
[beeping]

- Thanks for coming back
so fast.

- What's going on?

- The pain in my shoulder.

- Still not any better?

- No, and it's
in my stomach now.

- Okay.

- Ugh.

- How bad is the pain here,
one to ten?

- 11.

- That's unusual.

- What, for a politician
to give you a straight answer?

- [chuckles]
No.

This.

- What is that?

- It could be endometriosis,
a disorder in which the tissue

that normally lines
the uterus

starts growing
outside the uterus.

- And it's unrelated to
what's going on in my shoulder?

- Well, not necessarily.

If it's spread
to your diaphragm,

it could be irritating
a nerve,

making the pain radiate
up to that area.

- Okay, well,
if this isn't life-threatening,

then I don't have the time
to slow down for this.

I have to call
50 high-level donors today.

- Diana, listen to me.
- [winces]

- You need a biopsy
to confirm

that this is indeed
endometriosis,

and you may need
laparoscopic surgery

to remove the excess tissue,
so you can call

your high-level donors
from the hospital.

- The hospital again?

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, but I'm telling Chas
you're banned.

- [chuckles]

Come.
- Okay.

- Wow, Dad, what--
you are off your game today.

Usually you decimate us.

Today, you're merely
embarrassing us.

- Well, maybe it's nerves
about tomorrow?

- Oh.
- No.

You know what it is?
It's adrenaline.

Yeah,
'cause I'm so in the moment.

I'm living in the moment.

- Is this moment enough,
Dad?

Did you want
a bigger bachelor party?

This is nice and everything, but
we could still go clubbing or--

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
we're not going clubbing.

This is perfect.
I'm with my boys.

Only thing missing is Emma,
and she promised

to FaceTime me from school
pretty soon.

- Well, Dad,
this is perfect for us too.

- Other than having
our sister call in

to our father's bachelor party,
yes, it's perfect.

I'm getting more beer.
You want some?

- No, thank you.

Dad?
You sure you're okay?

- I don't think
that I'm nervous.

I think I'm feeling guilty.

- Guilty.
Why?

Dad?
Is this about Mom?

- It is.
It is.

Ever since I abandoned
my first true love,

I'm just don't feel like
I deserve a second chance.

I feel like I'm getting away
with something.

- But you're a completely
different person now,

and when you first told us
about the wedding, I admit,

I was a little suspicious,
but when I look to see

what your angle is, I realize,
finally, you don't have one.

- Doesn't have an angle
on what?

- On...that shot.

- Well, Dad's always best
when the odds are against him.

Right, Dad?

- Hey.
Rack 'em up, boys.

- Diana!

[alarm beeping]
- Illegal entry.

- Diana.
- Illegal entry.

- [coughs]

- Yeah, this is
Hank Lawson.

I have a female
with a hemothorax.

I need an ambulance
at 33 Almayo.

Thank you.

Diana, I'm gonna give you
some lidocaine to numb you up.

Okay.

Okay.

And now, Diana, I have to make
an incision, okay?

You're gonna feel
some pressure.

Okay.

Good.

Okay.

Here we go.

Okay.

- [gasping]

Oh.
Thank you, Hank.

- You can thank me
by actually staying

at the hospital
this time.

- I will.

As long as you don't come.

You've got a wedding
to go to.

- [chuckles]

- She's at the hospital,
which we need to discuss later.

Maybe I can go wash it off
real quick.

- Yeah, don't worry
about the stain.

We have a bigger problem.

- What?

- Dad.
He's not coming.

- What do you mean,
he's not coming?

- Guess you were right to have
doubted him after all.

- Does Newberg know?

[Newberg screams]

[sobbing]

- I think
she just found out.

- I'm so sorry.

- [sobbing]

.

- I can't even believe it.

Like, think about it,
the nerve it would take.

Like,
the unmitigated selfishness.

Who cancels a last-minute
wedding at the last minute?

I'll tell you who,
our father,

Eddie R. Lawson,
the world-class son of a--

- Hey! Be careful what you say
about the man I love.

- Ms. Newberg,
you're here.

- I wanted to hole up
in the house

until the summer was over,
but my wedding planner

convinced me that,
wedding or no wedding,

there's nothing like
being surrounded

by friends and family.

- I just didn't want
all the cupcakes to go to waste.

- Is there anything
to wash them down with?

- Absolutely.

Ha ha. Whoo!

[romantic music playing]

- Don't worry, I got you some
amazing sparkling apple cider.

- Ooh, I'll try not to go
on a bender.

- [laughs]

♪

- [chuckles]

Sit down.

Everything okay?

- I missed
Lena's pancreatitis.

- Jeremiah--

- You caught it.
Hank would've caught it.

I-I missed it.

- You know pancreatitis takes
time to develop its symptoms.

There was likely nothing
to catch on your first visit.

Your patient was Ian,
and you killed it.

- Well, I'd say
I barely survived it.

Well...
[laughs]

You had to start someplace.

To surviving.

[phone alert]

- Divya.

- Is it the sitter?

- It's the admissions office
from Johns Hopkins.

Well?

- I'm wait-listed.

- That's not a no.

- No, but it just means
more waiting,

me waiting to see
where I'm going and...

you waiting to decide
if you're gonna

move your career
to Baltimore.

- Ah, who cares?

Real estate is real estate,
no matter where it is.

And sometimes,
waiting pays off.

Just look at us.

- Well, I guess
you can't explain it

any better than I can.

- I wish I could.

I understand why he walked out
on us 25 years ago.

I don't like it, I don't relate
to it, but I understand it.

This is just...confusing.

It doesn't make any sense, and
it doesn't fit his...pattern.

- Yeah.

To put it mildly,
I agree.

- I'm sorry this happened.

You know he's always had
commitment issues.

- Hank, it's not your job
to clean up

your father's crazy messes.

- [sighs]
It's a habit,

one I thought was
behind me.

- Well, the crazy's part
of the fun too, you know.

Without the valleys,
there are no peaks,

and with Eddie R. Lawson,
you get both, big-time.

- [chuckles]
And you've gotten both?

- Oh, yeah, I sure have.

He's given me the happiest,
most exciting times of my life.

He's made me feel younger
and more hopeful

than I ever thought
I could be.

People who make you feel
that way tend to be,

well, complicated.

Unpredictable.
- Mm.

- You know, Hank,
your father blames himself

for all
of your relationship problems.

- What do you mean?

- Your romantic paralysis,
whatever it is.

He's afraid
you've become more like him

than he ever wanted you
to be,

and he thinks that's why
you can't seem to settle down.

- I couldn't do it.
I wanted to.

I wanted to tell them
the truth.

I just couldn't do it.

I know what you're gonna say.

You're gonna say
I'm a coward.

I'm gonna say
you're 100% correct.

.

- Jen.

- Hank, what are you
doing here?

- I'm a physician.
It's a hospital.

- That's a really good point.

- Yeah, but since I'm here,

you got a sec?

- I don't,
but since you're here--

- Okay, um...
- [chuckles]

- Look, I've been giving it
a lot of thought,

and as much as I would love
to take you out,

I'm concerned
about protecting Sam.

- Protecting Sam--
from what,

like, a night without me
micromanaging him or--

- No, from...
inevitabilities.

- Inevitabilities.

Did your legal team
come up with that?

'Cause, you know,
if you're just not that into it,

you can use smaller words.

- Believe me, I am into it.
It's just--

Okay, at the last minute,

my dad canceled
his last-minute wedding,

and it raised some issues
for me.

He always dives headfirst
into big decisions

without considering who will be
the collateral damage.

Sam seems like
such a great, happy kid,

and I don't wanna cause
collateral damage.

I don't wanna be my dad.

- Well, thank you, Hank.

That's incredibly sensitive
of you.

But Sam's actually leaving
next week

to spend the summer in Idaho
with his dad,

so, you know, if you wanna
call it off with me

before it's even begun, then
maybe you and your legal team

could come up with something
better than...inevitabilities.

- All set?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- You came through
yesterday's procedures

like the type-A champ
that you are.

Your lungs are now clear
of blood and endometrial tissue.

- Mm.

I hadn't really noticed
how compromised my lungs were.

Feel like I have brand-new lungs
now, thank you.

- Yeah, well, stay away
from the cigarettes,

and they'll start to feel
even better.

- So can I go home now,
please?

- You'll need a laparoscopy
to clear the endometriosis

from your diaphragm
and pelvis.

- More lasers scraping
my insides off?

That's--yay.

[both laughing]

- Well, the surgeons
will try to use

a minimally invasive laser,
but...

- Okay.

- Depending on what they find
during the procedure,

Diana, I'm sorry
to tell you,

you may have to consider
a hysterectomy

to prevent the problem
from recurring.

- What's the recovery time?

- Depending on the type
of hysterectomy,

you could be back at work
in a few days,

as long as you don't do
any heavy lifting.

- Well, if I'm stuck here
for more than a few days,

the only thing that'll need
heavy lifting

will be my polling numbers,
so thank you.

Um...

can I--can I get it
all done at once?

- You mean do the hysterectomy
on the spot?

- Mm-hmm.

- Well, there are
factors to consider,

but you could discuss them
either with me or an ob-gyn,

or I could have the social
worker on staff come down--

- I considered all those factors
long ago, Hank,

and I've made my choice.

I think...
I think just wanna

get it over with
and get back to work.

I have a senate seat to win.

That's the future
of my dreams.

- Okay.

I reassured Diana
you'd protect her privacy.

- Yeah, and I have been, since
the second you admitted her.

- She's really worried
about political enemies.

- Well, she's
a really polarizing figure.

Especially in my house.

- Good luck.

- Excuse me.

Excuse me,
we're looking for Dr. Sacani.

Are we in the right place?

- Yes and no--
he works right here

in the Rare and Genetics
Diseases Lab,

but I think he's at lunch.

- Oh, that's all right.
We'll just--

we'll just sit over here
and just be patient.

- I could have him paged
if it's urgent.

- No, that's all right.
No, we don't mind waiting.

Right, honey?

- Who doesn't love to wait?

- Hank hasn't heard from him
either?

Are you gonna
reach out?

- No, not this time.
The ball is in Eddie's court.

- Babe, I'm happy
to postpone again.

No.
No, go to Houston.

Give your parents
a big hug for me,

and tell your dad
he is not anti-gun.

Okay?

Hey.

Make it a real distraction.
Like, enjoy it.

Enjoy your family.
Enjoy Houston.

Just forget about
everything else--you deserve it.

Me and my...underdog sperm
will be right here

when you get back,

screening the movie "Rudy"
for inspiration.

- [laughs]

Thank you.
I needed that.

And I will.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Have fun.

- Mr. Lawson,
can I have a word?

- Yeah, of course.

- Okay, great.

Jeremiah, those patients
over there are waiting for you.

- Those aren't patients.
Those are my parents.

I don't know why they're here,
but I'll ask them to leave.

- Okay, thank you.

Hey, what's going on?
Did you hear from Dad?

- No, I heard from IT.

You know that glitch?
It's not a technical problem.

- So then what's the issue?

- It's an attack,
like, a big one.

- So you're saying--
- We've been hacked.