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Previously on Royal Pains...

Of course I'm upset
at the situation.

We've been evicted.

- Hello, Hank.
- Hi, Charlotte.

Rafa's filed a lawsuit.

He is no longer asking
for joint custody.

[sighs]
Now he wants sole custody.

Divya.

Raj?

Oh, my gosh.

So what did your lawyer say?

She's working
on a visitation plan for Rafa.

Visitation on U.S. soil only.

I've got
a brilliant divorce attorney,

if you need
a second opinion.

Raj, I am so sorry
it didn't work out.

I am purchasing
Hamptons Heritage.

I would like all of you
to serve

on the hospital's
board of directors.

[cheerful music]

♪

- You ready?
- I am.

[Boris]
Hank?

I need you.

Boris, Charlotte and I were just
going to--

Now.

[overlapping chatter]

Where--where's the attending?

He's over here.

Pneumothorax.

He was one of those playing
basketball when it happened.

Median sternotomy.

[whirring]

Hank, I am so sorry,
but I need you.

Divya, I'm kind of
in the middle of something.

Now!

Hank?

She was in the motorcade

when it struck
the basketball court.

- Okay, uh, turn this way.
- [gasping]

[grunting]

Thank you.

[Paige]
Come on, stay with me, babe.

Evan?

What the hell happened?

He was trying to talk his way
into the motorcade,

which is why it crashed
into the basketball court.

Really, Evan?
Again?

Why am I always
cleaning up your messes?

Keep pumping, babe.

Oh, my God,
such a beautiful ring.

Charlotte!

Charlotte?

Charlotte!

Charlotte!

Charlotte!

[gasps]

- Mm.
- What's wrong?

Oh.

Uh...I just, uh...

I just had
a really weird nightmare.

Aww.

About what?

Um...

The ER

and, um, Boris.

And Evan.

I thought
you resolved all that.

Yeah, I thought so too,
but...

I don't know, maybe I'm
more annoyed than I thought.

What are you annoyed about?

[chuckles]

About the fact that Boris
called for a board meeting

for tomorrow.

[chuckles]

I want to be with you
on your last day in town.

All day.

And I want it to be...

perfect.

It will be,

as long as I get
my eight hours of sleep,

or else you'll have
a real nightmare on your hands.

[laughs]

- Okay?
- Okay.

♪

Don't worry, the administrator
here is insanely efficient.

Like, Boris doesn't even come
to the meetings anymore.

So it'll be, like,
an hour, tops.

Great.

Why are you so pressed
for time, anyway?

I want to spend every last
second I can with Charlotte

before she leaves.

Oh, my God, she'll be back,

and you've been spending
every second with her.

It's both very sweet
and totally nauseating.

Hey, hey, uh...

I'm sorry you and I
haven't hung out much lately,

which is why
I haven't had a chance

to tell you
something important.

Can we talk if and when
this meeting ever ends?

I can save you the time, Hank.

I didn't forget
what we talked about

when you joined the board,
okay?

We will watch
each other's backs,

and I will make sure
you don't get pulled

any deeper
into this commitment.

- Thank you, Evan.
- Yeah.

Means a lot
to hear you say that.

Really, but that's not at all

what I wanted
to talk to you about.

Hmm.

- Hey!
- Hey.

How was the new lawyer?

I wish she wasn't necessary.

I wish that Rafa and I
had been able to work it out

when he was here last week,

but the custody battle for Sashi
is now in very capable hands.

Very expensive,
very capable hands.

Well, I can't think of a better
way to spend your money.

Agreed.
Where's Jeremiah?

He had to go to Philadelphia
to interview research candidates

for the lab,
but he gave me his proxy.

Why don't I get his proxy?

Why would he
give you his proxy?

- Because he and I are--
- Both doctors?

Highly intelligent?

You know what,
enjoy your voting power, Divya.

Just don't you dare
use it against me.

Boris, you're here.

Indeed, and I suggest
we begin.

There's much to discuss.

So the first order of business

is to name
an interim replacement

for the hospital administrator.

What?

Yeah, what happened
to the one we have?

Had. He quit.

Something about an opportunity
closer to home.

Huh--he seemed so committed
to the job.

We need someone reliable

who is familiar with the
inner workings of the hospital,

someone...trustworthy.

- Mr. Lawson?
- Boris, before you even--

Nein.
The other Mr. Lawson.

Are you up
to the challenge, Evan?

Yes.
Yes, I am.

You are?

I am sensitive to spreading
HankMed too thinly.

No, no, we can handle it.
We're HankMed.

Congratulations, then.

Ev, I'm really proud
of you.

Seriously, Boris is not
an easy guy to impress.

Thanks, Hank.

It means a lot
hearing you say that.

Really.

Whoever would have thought
I'd end up with Jill's job?

Just try not
to fall for me, okay?

- That would be really weird.
- Okay, I'll try. It'll be hard.

- Hey, can we, uh...
- What?

Have that chat now?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, just step into my interim
hospital administration office,

which is probably, uh,
where do you think that is?

I think it's that one.

It's nice.

It's right next
to the corner suite.

It's locked.

Actually, that would be
my office.

Yours is the corner suite.

[upbeat music]

♪

So...

[gentle music]

♪

You know, I still can't
figure out the meaning

of a motorcade crashing
into a basketball court.

I just, I don't--

Mm, no, that one would stump
even Freud.

Yeah.
[chuckles]

Seriously, I--I have cherished
every single day we've shared.

Even that very rough week
we spent in the hills

overlooking Monaco.

Yeah, we have survived
a lot together.

Yes, we have.

Charlotte,
I wanted to, um...

Thank you.

For opening me up
to feelings I haven't had

in a very long time.

For...making me look forward
to something

beyond just the start
of summer.

And, well, I'd like
to make that feeling last.

For good.

Charlotte...

will you marry me?

Um...

Hank...

Oh.

[upbeat music]

.

♪

You did what?

You think it was a bad idea?

I think remaking The Karate Kid
was a bad idea,

but at least they waited
25 years.

What you did was...

crazy and impulsive.

I misread her.

I misread us,
and I blew it.

Well, for good?

We had a brutally awkward ride
to JFK.

And when we said good-bye,
I could just--I could just tell.

This time,

she isn't coming back.

What makes you so sure?

She said she'd just
gotten her vision back,

she was traveling nonstop
to expand her business,

and, get this, we hadn't been
seeing each other

that long anyway.

She'd been seeing you
even less.

- Sorry.
- Everything felt so good, Ev.

And--and somehow I just--
I made it all go bad.

Well, look on the bright side.

You've been consumed
by this relationship, Henry.

Like, consumed.

Now you have time
to catch up

on all the things
you've been neglecting.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Like what?

Like...

Me.

- You?
[Paige laughs]

Escrow officially closed.

Oh, my God,
that's awesome, babe!

"Mozel Tav"!

Close enough.

Not really.

We can pick up
the keys right now.

The keys to our new house.

Congrats, guys.

Owning your first home together
is a huge milestone.

Would you give us
one second?

We were just having
a conversation.

No, it's okay, Ev.
I'm good.

We'll talk later.
Go pick up the keys.

"Mozel Tav."

- Okay, come on.
- All right.

[phone vibrates]

Hi, Ms. Newberg.

My favorite first responders.

So good to see you.
Please.

[Hank]
Thank you. Oh, what's this?

[Newberg]
The next episode of 52 Parties.

- No way, I love that show.
- How many what now?

What show?
What are we talking about?

It's--it's a new reality show
on Bravo.

And a big, fat hit.

[gasps] And look.
There's Aubrey Wolfhouse.

She's the anti-Martha Stewart.

It's not
about making it perfect.

It's about knowing
it won't be.

[both]
The party must go on.

[chuckles]
Okay.

Well, how did you
get her to film here?

Well, let's just say
Andy Cohen owes me a favor.

Aubrey is helping me throw
a welcome party

for my new neighbor, Muggsy.

His name is Muggsy?

Did he move here
from the 1920s underworld?

Apparently, he's very sweet.
That's all I know.

That and the fact
that he gave me and Aubrey

a great excuse for a party.

[Becki]
Let's go in tight
on the trimming.

Here comes our Emmy.

What exactly is wrong
with her?

She looks pretty healthy
to me.

Well, I didn't call you
about her.

Oh, you look very healthy too,
Ms. Newberg.

I feel healthy.
Vigorous, even.

Especially after last weekend
when I went to see your dad

upstate during his book tour.

I have a feeling
I'm not gonna want to hear

too much more about it.

Our time together
is so special.

Exhausting, really,
if you know what I mean.

We do, we do.

But when I got back home,
I realized there was

pink in my tink.

Huh.

Blood in your urine.

Ahh.
Yes, um, any pain?

Well, I am a little sore.

I was up there for three days,
and nobody goes to Buffalo

for the sightseeing,
if you know what I--

Yes, we know exactly
what you mean.

Ms. Newberg, it's probably
a bladder infection.

We'll get a urine sample
and prescribe you

some antibiotics.

[screams]

And this is why you should wear
gardening gloves

when you do this.

You pricked yourself
with a thorn?

I trimmed myself
with the shears.

Can we get
a first aid kit outside?

I can do you one better
than that.

I'm Hank. Hi.

Um, I'm a doctor.
Can I take a look?

Okay.
Not too bad.

[Paige]
Okay.

Ahh.

Okay, put me down,
so I can go run around.

[squeals]

Do you believe this place
is actually ours?

Uh, financially, the evidence
is pretty convincing, so yeah.

Babe, don't rain on this.

I'm not, I'm not--
I'm sorry, I am not.

I--it is amazing.
It's truly amazing.

- Isn't it perfect?
- And it's ours.

- This is our house.
- I know.

- I mean, look at our floors.
- Look at our fireplace!

Look at--oh, my God,
loot at our wet bar!

Yeah, that wet bar is going
straight to wet bar heaven.

I thought
I'd slip that one through

while you were excited.

Aside from that,
this place needs so little work.

Can I just say,
it is so nice to see you

in such
an unexpectedly pleasant mood?

Unexpectedly?

Hmm?

You know, 'cause of the--
'cause of the, uh...

time of the month?

I actually have an app.

What kind of app?

It's, you know, it's just...

just tracks your, uh, cycles.

It does what?

It's called Red Dragon.

[chuckles]

Evan, I just...
realized I'm late.

You mean the dragon's still
in the castle?

Yeah, and I'm never late.

You're saying you could be--
I mean, we could be--

I don't know.
Probably not.

I mean, we can't be.

Technically, we could be.

Right, but what I'm saying
is that we just can't be.

Yeah, 'cause that would
be crazy.

Yeah.

But I think we should
go buy a pregnancy test

just to be on the safe side.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

- Oh, right now?
- Yes, Evan, right now.

Unless you can do that
with your phone too.

I think that would probably
void the warranty.

.

♪

Are--are you sure
you want this on camera?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I have had a lot more
mishaps than usual lately.

Fortunately,
it's all very on-brand.

- Huh?
- Welcome to reality TV.

Thanks for being game.

Welcome to medicine
in the Hamptons.

[laughs]

You know,
you are super telegenic

with that killer smile
and hair that could lift a car.

Just curious,
are you single?

Uh, I don't want to bore your
viewers with my personal life.

- Hmm.
- So why 52 Parties?

[whispers] I did have
a much cooler name,

but the network
made me change it.

No, I meant the number,
not the name.

Ah, well,
hosting is nerve-racking.

Even just a dinner party
or having a few friends over

for some binge watching--
bringing people into your home,

you feel like your entire
identity's being judged.

Huh, I never looked at it
that way.

Do you host a lot of parties?

Do staff meetings count?

[laughs]

So you plan all week, wanting
everything to be perfect,

but inevitably,
something will go wrong,

and some people hit
those hurdles and they give up.

They think
they're not cut out for it,

but you gotta make the mistakes
part of the fun.

The party must go on.

And you go
right into the next party

and then the one after that--

And then 49 more.

Have one very fun year.

And one very clever TV show.

Aw.

Although I'm not sure
overcoming life's hurdles

is that easy.

Well, about 1.2 million
18- to 49-year-olds

want to believe that it is.

All right, sounds like you got
a hit on your hands.

I was just as surprised
as anyone.

Of course, now the pressure
is on to deliver big

for season two.

Huh.

What?

No, I just wondered
if that's why you're having

even more accidents
than usual lately--the nerves.

- Huh.
- Look what I've got.

And there's plenty more
where this came from.

Please tell me
that's not your sample.

Oh, no, no.
I've got that.

No, this is the greatest rosé
in the world.

Want some?

No.

Bye, Divs!

Hank, thanks so much again
for coming so quickly.

My pleasure,
every single time.

Now, I'm going to insist
that you charge me this time,

at least until your father makes
an honest woman out of me,

so we are officially family.

Sorry, no deal.

Well, then, you and Charlotte
must come to my welcome party,

so I can spoil you both
with champagne, caviar,

and a TV camera in your face.

Uh, I don't think
that'll be possible,

but I'll see
if Divya's available.

She's a big fan of Aubrey.

What happened with Charlotte?

Hank, I've been through more
than my share of breakups,

and even though
I stopped counting

separations and divorces
when I hit double digits,

it didn't mean
it stopped hurting.

They always hurt.
Every single time.

So then...fess up.

Things between Charlotte and me
ended last night.

- Ohh, Hank.
- Oh, look!

I have my next patient now,
but thank you so much

for your concern,
Ms. Newberg.

You are the best.

You know what,
let's do another.

Just to be sure, yeah?

That was another.

That was the third another.

Evan, we're sure.

Hmm.

Don't you have a meeting
at the hospital?

Yeah, but I also--
I also have this.

And, obviously,
this is big news.

Big.

But you still have your job.

Your big, new,
very important job.

Right.

[sighs]

[exhales]

We're not ready, uh, at all.

We are not ready.

We don't have a name.
We don't have a car seat.

We don't have a crib.

I don't even know anything
about any of that stuff.

We're gonna have to read
a lot of books.

And the house isn't ready.

And what about you,
shouldn't you be eating kale?

Or vomiting or both?

I'm pregnant,
not bulimic.

Well--what do we do?

Hey, I'm freaking out too,
believe me.

Let's at least try
to freak out together, okay?

[sighs]

I'm gonna postpone my meeting,
'cause I can do that

when I'm the one in charge.

I appreciate that.

The good news is, we've got
nine months to adjust to this.

So let's just take some time
to process it.

Okay.

[knock at door]

Yeah.

So this is really
your office?

You find it lacking
in some manner?

No, no.
Just doesn't seem...Boris-y.

I assume you're here
to question my choice

of interim administrator?

[chuckles]

I'll admit
it's unconventional,

but I know
Evan will do a great job.

No, I'm here to follow up
on your dizzy spell

during the meeting.

Yes, that would have been
my next guess.

Any other episodes lately?

Perhaps one or two.

Okay, I'd like
to do a neuro exam.

I imagine you would.

Wait.

Ahh, now there's the Boris
I know and love.

You may proceed.

Okay.

Um, follow my finger
with your eyes.

Good--stand with
your feet together, eyes closed.

Palms up.

Okay, good.

I want to remind you
that your clinical trial

is only designed--

To stave off symptoms, yes.

I recall all the tedious
fine print, Hank.

Okay, look straight ahead.

The treatment only works
if you're rested

and otherwise healthy.

Now I know this acquisition
of the hospital

is a major undertaking--

I am not overworking, Hank.

You're personally handling
staffing decisions,

running board meetings,
and it's a bit hands-on for you.

Boris, is there more
to this acquisition

than you're letting on?

You mustn't be so suspicious.

Says the man
with opaque windows.

With Evan at the helm now,
I can afford to step back,

knowing that things
will run smoothly.

Are we done?

Yeah. Sure.

- Thank you.
- Yep.

♪ So hush, little baby,
don't you cry ♪

♪ Daddy loves you

♪ And so do I

[whispers]
I love you, Sashi.

Did Nate take the twins
to the park?

He did.

Is your next patient
still at 2:30?

Mm-hmm.

So what you're saying is,
we have lunch hour

all to ourselves again.

No kids, no patients.
Actual privacy.

It seems I have my answer.

.

♪

Okay, well, the antibiotics
may need more time to help,

but I don't see anything else
more concerning.

Well, at least
I'm not in pain,

like some people I know.

Oh, Ms. Newberg, I am fine,
I promise.

Oh, Hanky-poo--
my brilliant,

brilliant, poor boy.

Okay.

You can put on
a brave face,

but I know you.

You are too sensitive
to be so fine so soon.

It's okay to be hurting.

Luckily, I can distract myself
with work,

like this exam,
which would be a lot easier

if you would just relax
and stop trying

to console me, Ms. Newberg.

Denial is not
your friend, Hank.

You have to wallow.
Wallowing is a must.

You cannot just doctor
your way around the wallow.

Try it.

What did you find
in the ultrasound?

The ultrasound's clean.

I'm sad for Hank,
not me.

- Why for Hank?
- Ms. Newberg, please.

Because Charlotte broke
his heart.

Tell her, Hank.

I realized what was missing
from our signature cocktail--

ginger.

Wait till you taste it now,
Ms. Newberg.

Uh, Aubrey, what else
is in that drink?

Beets and gin.
Simple and sublime.

Ms. Newberg, have you been
tasting many of those?

Beets are so healthy, and they
make the cocktail so colorful.

Yeah, they make other things
colorful too.

Ms. Newberg, I think
we've diagnosed your ailment.

The pink in your tink
is from your drink.

Huh.

Do we need to send you
to penmanship camp?

My handwriting's still
not big enough?

It's actually worse
than before.

How can your handwriting
be getting smaller and smaller?

It can't.
That's impossible.

Aubrey, have you had
any other recent injuries?

Just the usual cuts and scrapes.
Comes with the territory.

You did mention that you've been
clumsier than usual lately.

I have had
a few more accidents.

Aubrey, when you cut
yourself earlier,

do you think it was
because your hand was shaking?

I'm not sure.

Well, there's an easy way
to find out.

Oh, uh, could you replay
that section in slow motion

and focus in
on that hand?

You got it.

[Divya]
Look, her fingers.

- Pill-rolling tremor.
- Mm-hmm.

What does that mean?

Maybe nothing, but we should
do a couple of tests

just to make sure.

So I was thinking either,
A, there's electric--

Hello, Ms. Lawson.

Hi.

Uh, I'm just about to step
into a meeting.

What's going on?

Um, the news we got
this morning?

Yeah?

It's not news anymore.

Meaning it's old news now, or it
was inaccurately news, or...

Evan, this would be
where you tell me

you need a moment
with your wife.

- Thank you, Boris.
- Right, yeah, I...

Think I--yeah.

I'll just--
I'll meet you in there.

I got my period.
False alarm.

Do you feel okay?

Yeah, I'm gonna make
an appointment

with the ob-gyn just to be safe,
but I'm fine.

[soft music]

Wow, um,
what a relief, right?

Oh, totally.

Yeah, I-I freaked out
all morning.

I poured cream
over my pancakes

in the staff lounge.

♪

Um, I really have to go
do this meeting right now.

Yeah, yeah,
we'll still catch up tonight.

I just thought maybe
you'd like

to have the news right away.

- I love you.
- I love you.

- Okay, I'll see you tonight.
- Okay.

Bye.

Uh, okay, um, I'll send this
to radiology to rule out

any thromboembolic events
or hydrocephalus,

but your CT looks normal.

That's a relief.

I'll also draw blood
to rule out vitamin deficiencies

or any infection
that could explain your tremors.

Okay.
Is that it?

For now, yeah,
but we'll have

to take this
one step at a time.

Okay.

Uh, by the way,
since it seems like

we'll be getting to know
each other pretty well

as doctor and patient,

you should know that I wasn't
flirting with you earlier.

Oh, that's okay.

I was feeling you out
for Becki.

- Becki?
- Mm-hmm.

Your producer, Becki?

She thinks you're hot.

In case you didn't notice
her checking you out.

Yeah, no,
I-I didn't notice that.

You should get in there, Hank.

She's a lot of fun,
she has a place out here,

and she's weirdly down to earth
for someone

who works in TV.

Uh, listen, that's flattering.

It's just really bad timing
for me.

Totally get it.
I am sorry for overstepping.

No, not at all.

And, look, I appreciate

that your "get right back
on the horse" philosophy

isn't limited
to hosting parties.

I just...

I need a little more time.

Of course,
whatever works for you.

Thank you.

Oh, but I did already
send you her number,

and she's expecting
your call.

Oops.
[laughs]

Huh, 'kay.

♪

- Hey.
- Hey.

Thinking about Charlotte?

[sighs]

- Actually, no.
- It's okay.

If--if you don't want
to talk about it,

I-I totally understand.

And if you don't feel like
partying either,

I could check up on Aubrey.

We can't do anything anyway
until her blood work comes back.

Aubrey's blood work is back.

It didn't pick up anything.

It's very unusual
in someone your age,

and it's a diagnosis
of exclusion.

That means we arrive at it
by eliminating

all other possible causes.

Okay.

But given your test results
and the distinctive tremor

in your hand, Aubrey,
it seems likely

that you're in the early stages
of Parkinson's disease.

What?

I don't un...

[solemn music]

♪

.

Hello from the Hamptons,

and welcome to another episode
of 52 Parties,

guest starring me.

Aubrey helped me plan
this spectacular event

to welcome
my new neighbor Muggsy.

My welcome party's
being filmed?

Well, technically, dear,
it's my welcome party.

Are you nervous?

Have you never performed
on TV before?

Well, actually,
I played 14 years in the NBA.

Ohh, you're sweet and funny!

Well, you will be
a very welcome edition

to the neighborhood, Muggsy.

Well, thank you.

Oh, hi.
Good to see you.

[both]
Hey.

Any luck?

No, but her car
is in the driveway.

Okay, I'll check
with Newberg again.

Okay, good.

[pop music]

♪

Hey, Hank.
Have you seen Aubrey?

I was just gonna ask you
the same thing.

Any idea where she could be?

No.

She likes to run around
trying to find

new blooper possibilities.

Speaking of, I know
Aubrey gave you my number,

but I just want to say
there's totally no pressure.

Oh, okay, thank you.
Thank you for saying that.

Uh, the truth is, I literally
just got out of a--oh.

There's Aubrey.

Um, how about I talk to her,
then you talk to her?

Then you and I finish
talking to each other?

- Sounds good.
- I'll see you later.

♪

Hey.

You must be feeling
pretty overwhelmed right now.

I am.

That's completely normal.

Anything I can help clarify?

To be honest, I didn't hear much
after the word "Parkinson's."

And that's normal too.

So how about
we start from scratch?

I'd appreciate that.

Okay.

Parkinson's is a progressive
disorder of the nervous system

that affects your movement.

And there is no cure?

[soft music]

Not yet.
Not yet.

But there are medications
that can help manage

the symptoms,
and new treatments

are being made available
as we speak.

Like what?

Like deep brain stimulation,
stem cell therapy,

clinical trials.

I'm not sure
why I asked that.

I don't know what
any of that means anyways.

Listen, I'll find you
a great specialist

and help
in any other way I can.

We'll navigate this together.

It just sucks that
I have to quit the show.

I barely started it.

You don't have to quit.

We don't know how
your symptoms will progress.

Maybe you could just
take it one party at a time.

I don't think
America wants to watch me

shaking and trembling.

It's not why
they tune into my show.

Overcoming obstacles
with a positive attitude.

That's why America
tunes into your show.

Right?

Yeah.

[pop music]

♪

I have to say, that Aubrey
is pretty impressive.

- Inspiring, even.
- No question.

And it looks like your pep talk
got her back on her feet again.

I think she would have
gotten there on her own.

That determination
is just part of who she is.

And she reminded me that
it's a part of who I am too.

And what is it you're determined
to do, exactly?

I really thought
Charlotte and I

were ready to move forward,
and when I found out

she disagreed,
I was crushed.

But I realize now,
she was right.

Charlotte wasn't
the right person for me,

because we were in such
completely different places

in our lives.

She was discovering the world
all over again,

and I was ready
to be in love,

you know,
ready to settle down.

So I jumped in, both feet,

with the first person
I really liked.

Sounds like you felt
your biological clock ticking.

And that is definitely
not the right way

to find the right person.

But Charlotte helped me
realize that I'm ready

to find that right person,
whoever she is.

I mean,
the party must go on, right?

Does this mean you'll be
going on 52 dates then?

[sighs]

- If that's what it takes.
- Hmm.

[glasses clinking]

♪

We're christening
the chimney now?

Yep.

Fires are romantic
any time of year.

And why wait till
the next polar vortex

to find out
it doesn't work, right?

What's wrong?

[sighs]

To be honest, um...

I'm having mixed feelings
about our false alarm.

I mean, I think
about what we could be

celebrating right now and...

And you feel disappointed?

Yeah.

Doesn't sound so mixed.

And to be honest,
I've been having

similar not-so-mixed feelings.

Like when I went
into the hospital

for that meeting,
I--I couldn't concentrate

on anything,
I was just...

I was flat-out sad.

[chuckles]

So are you saying--

I mean, I'm...

I didn't even know it
until--until we were having one

and then we weren't,
but...

I want a baby.

I want a baby too.

I really want a baby.

Okay, don't get competitive.

[laughs]

[laughing]
Oh, my God.

So what do you say we take
this perfect little situation

we've got going here
and make it even more perfect?

Oh, I am totally down
for that.

And then this place
will be heaven.

[thud]

What the hell was that?

Mm, okay, don't freak out,

but that was a snake.

What? No.

[screams]

- Hey, hey!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

I thought we agreed
you weren't gonna freak out.

You were calmer
when you thought I was pregnant.

Why is there a snake
in our house?

Um, I don't know.

Probably when you started
the fire, he was like,

uh, there's a fire in here,
I'm out.

Can you stop being
such a sympathizer, please?

This is a home invasion.
There's a snake in our house!

On the count of three,
we're gonna walk calmly upstairs

and call for help.

- Okay.
- Ready?

One--

[whimpers]

Two, three.
All right.

[pop music]

♪

[sighs]

Becki, I'm out--
hey, what's going on?

We're so sorry to intrude,
but could we spend the night?

We're having a problem
at our new place.

Uh, yeah, I guess you can.
What kind of problem?

Multiple problems.

Long, slimy,
slithering problems,

falling from our chimney--
our chimney, Henry.

Nothing is sacred
to these demons.

Oh, are you
expecting company?

Uh, I am, actually.
Yeah, I am expecting company.

Oh.

Wha--already?

Isn't rushing into things
what got you into this situation

in the first place?

I'm not rushing into anything.

It's dinner,
that's it.

I'm having dinner
tonight anyway.

Why not have it with company
instead of alone?

I'm moving forward
at some point.

Why not start right now?

- Just don't--
- Don't worry.

I won't propose.

♪

[bicycle bell rings]

So are the kids
enjoying Nantucket?

[Raj]
They're enjoying
their grandparents.

As am I.

Can you believe
I slept till 7:00 a.m. today?

[laughs]
Well, enjoy every second of it.

I hope you have good news
by the time I return.

Yeah, I'm at my lawyer's office
now to drop off

the custody agreements.

Good luck.
Talk to you later.

Okay, bye.

Be right back, Bunny.

[grunts]

Hey, Sashi.

Somebody needs Mama's help.

I'll be right back, okay?
I love you.

[car alert chirps]

[groans]

Sir, I'm a physician assistant.

I'm gonna take a look
at your head wound, okay?

[choking]

Okay, you're choking
on something,

and I'm gonna get it out.

Come on.

I'll need to dislodge it
manually.

.

[dramatic music]

♪

Bubble gum.

[gasps, coughs]

Sir?

Sir, can you tell me
your name?

- Joey.
- Joey.

I need you to stay
right here.

You bumped your head
pretty hard.

You'll need a work-up
at the hospital

to check for a concussion
or any other head injuries.

Yes, hi,
this is Divya Katdare.

I am outside South Fork
Historical Society.

I'm with a male
in respiratory distress.

I need an ambulance
straightaway.

Thank you.
I'll be right back.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.
Excuse me, what--

Hey, what are you guys doing?
That is my daughter.

Then you must be the one
who endangered her health

and broke the law by leaving her
unattended in your vehicle.

What? No.

I'm gonna need
to see some ID.

[Sashi crying]
- Okay. Okay.

Ugh, look.

I--I'm a physician assistant,
and I was responding

to an emergency
right over there--

Damn it, I told him
to stay there. He--

Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Wait, you cannot just
take my child.

- Ju--
- Sorry, ma'am.

You'll have to take this up
with Child Protective Services.

Child Protect--what?

Hey, hey, just get your--
get your hands off me!

Ma'am.

Sashi, honey,
Mama's right here.

- You're under arrest.
- What?

[baby cries]
- Sashi, Mommy's right here.

Don't worry, honey,
I'm right here.

[dramatic music]

♪

[speaking Mandarin]