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Let me just open the door.

It appears she's suffering from major depressive disorder.

I'm begging you, please get me out of here.

Welcome to Plan B Agency.

You were telling me your reaction to being awarded the Order of Canada in

Circus school.

I mean, you've always loved the circus, and you're so talented.

What is going on with the new guy that has you all acting weird?

Oh, well, you don't mind if our elbows are touching, do you? No.

Can you spread some change for food, ma 'am?

I was thinking about how I want the kids to be in Ottawa when I receive the

order to Canada.

Well, I want their father there too. Mom, Lou's getting hammered with some

and she won't come back to the hotel with me. Are you blind?

She's a child and she's intoxicated. You fucking pervert.

I'm never going to be with you. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm sorry.

Lou,

what's the matter?

Did you have a bad dream, Lou?

You know

what you're going

to do if you see that monster again?

You're going to look him in the eye and you're going to tell him you're not

scared, okay?

But I am scared.

Don't be.

That's the trick.

You'll disappear. You'll see.

Good night.

I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm sorry.

Your current subscription to Plan B expires in 64 days. You must wait until

current trip has expired.

to officially award Abigail Walker the prize for Toronto elitism and blatant

disregard for the little guy. Rory sent it to me.

Why'd she say she was canceling?

Family reasons.

Oh, please.

Her family's her top priority?

Give me a break.

Good morning.

How is the outrage machine running today?

We're back at the Red Pill Report, and do we have a plot twist for you. We have

the honor of being joined, after all, by Your Excellency Abigail Walker, who was

awarded the Order of Canada this morning and managed to carve some time out from

her family obligations.

Hey, wait, wait. Aren't you going to introduce me properly?

You know, the hypocrite, snob, self -serving elitist, now that you have to

it to my face? Well, after all your Toronto media love, skipping the

capital seemed a bit, uh, calculated.

To be honest, no.

I wasn't exactly thrilled to support a show where the host fans the flames of

his audience's fear and bigotry just because he has nothing intelligent to

Wow, Abigail Walker, live and unfiltered, everyone.

Hey, look, I'm the voice of real people, okay? Not the latte -sipping virtue

signalers who guilt -trip hard -working folks into funding their vanity

projects. Preach. And as a fellow woman, by the way, I think it is tragic that

you prop up this idiot because no legitimate broadcaster would ever dream

hiring you.

And seriously, Carson.

When did you become such a piece of shit?

What, are you not getting laid anymore?

Is that why you and your band of incels vacation in Thailand? I mean, we all

know you're a shit golfer, so it can't be that.

But I bet you've got a loyalty card for the rub and tugs of Calvin Road. We're

going to break, folks.

What? Whatever happened to the fearless champion of freedom of expression?

You're going to regret this bitch.

Well, thank you for having me. This has been... In Lightning.

Was that really necessary?

Let's be done, Mom. That guy's an idiot.

Lou asked if she could stay with us tonight.

Is that okay with you?

Okay.

Um, I can come and stay with you if you don't want to be alone.

Oh, it's okay, sweetie.

Hey!

How was Ottawa?

How was the ceremony?

Tell me everything!

Uh, it was great.

Great? Well, I made a nice big dinner so you guys can fill me in on what I

missed.

I'm pretty beat, so I think I'm just gonna head home.

I'll see you later, okay?

Hey.

I'm never going to be like you.

But she thinks I'm perfect. What am I supposed to do with that?

Well, I mean, you could tell her the dark, unfiltered truth about her mother.

You know?

Is there anything wrong with you, though?

You floss, right?

No, seriously, I'm so sorry. I'm coming up dry.

Why is she so unhappy?

Why is she so obsessed with men? Did I do that, or was she born this way?

She's 15. She's going to rebel. She's going to push boundaries. Like, we did

that with our moms.

I mean, seriously, did you turn out the way your mom wanted you to?

No. Thank God.

My mother wouldn't have been content unless I was a housewife like her.

And not even content with domesticity, like a martyr.

Oh, if only your father hadn't left us.

I swear by the end, even in the hospital, it took everything I had to go

with her.

I couldn't stomach it.

But what would I give to have one more day with her?

Sure sounds like it.

No, I love my mom, I do. Even at a young age, I knew in my bones I didn't want

to be like her.

Hey, maybe that's what Lou's doing. You know, she's trying to be anything but

what you are. And in this case, more like your mom, you know?

Yeah, but that's not Lou.

I'm just afraid that she doesn't accept herself or like herself, and that's why

she keeps looking outside for... No, you love her. That's what matters. That's

it.

I just need to know what I could have done differently.

What difference does it make? I mean, really, you can't change the past.

We've gotten hundreds of emails about your Fleming interview. I know that you

would prefer not to talk about it, but I honestly think we can't pretend it

didn't happen.

I got it.

Let's throw a contest.

First person that can prove that what Abby said is actually true, free trip to

Thailand. The more we talk about it, the more we draw attention to that whiny

prick. That whiny prick is threatening to sue us. Yeah, of course he is,

he's desperate for publicity.

You already gave him that, Abby.

And the guys upstairs can't understand why.

Why would the star of our morning show stoop to the level of defamatory

innuendo? Our lawyers are saying if we don't fire you, it'll be perceived as a

tacit endorsement. Which is why you need to deliver a retraction and an apology

on tomorrow morning's show.

I'm sorry, Lewis. I didn't mean to cause trouble for the network.

I'll apologize.

Thank you.

Did you talk to her? She has no explanation as to why she did what she

But she assures me that it will never happen again.

Why is she so vulnerable?

Why is she so susceptible to men who want to hurt her?

It wears herself a seam.

She learned her lesson. It's one of them.

I don't want to be so sure about that.

I imposed a curfew. No parties, no sleepovers, no screens at night. Not

trust is restored.

Take it she's going to be staying out here then?

I don't know.

What I do is both some good.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Can I sit down?

Your hands are clammy.

I probably just forgot to eat breakfast or something.

We should talk about what happened in Ottawa.

Between us, I mean.

Well, I think we both understand.

It was lovely, but... Yeah, I enjoyed it too, but...

Just try not to beat yourself up about it.

I'm working on it.

I won't always understand or agree with the choices you make.

And that can make me angry.

But what I need you to understand is that I love you.

No matter what.

Can I go now?

And lastly, the prairies are...

sizzling with temperatures soaring into the mid -30s. So please, everyone, stay

hydrated and seek shade during the hottest parts of the day.

Thank you, Kat.

I'd like to take a moment this morning to talk about regrets.

There are choices I've made in my life that I wish that I could take back, and

some of them more recent than others.

My network executives and our advertisers have asked me to apologize

the things that I said while in Ottawa the other morning.

Actually, you know what?

I'm not even remotely sorry.

So I won't be extending any forced apologies to an ignorant, contrarian,

moron.

whose singular talent is to provoke and divide.

Let it be known, I only speak for myself. My team, both in front of and

the camera, as well as the network, don't endorse these views.

And that's all I have to say on the matter. We'll be back after the break.

You want to get some chocos?

Fuck yeah.

She's kicking hard.

I don't have a finger now.

What is she doing?

She's being weird.

How is why the statement wrong?

I don't know the ball.

I was checking out before I could find the color.

What color would you use?

Don't do that.

Hello.

You have reached the voicemail of Abigail Hooker.

Abigail?

Luke! How did you know it wasn't my voicemail?

Look, I'm going to need you to come see me at the office this afternoon.

Actually, I'm... I'm...

working on a personal project this afternoon well you're gonna have to put

aside to come speak with me it's time sensitive well if it's not time

then why don't you tell me now all right i didn't want to do this like this but

i'm terminating you you're not the terminator abby

you're fired and we're not renewing the show in september either

Abby, they killed the show. What did you do?

I

just

need to grow my running shoes.

They're in your closet.

Who ever said that it was perfect?

Hi.

They can't just throw ten years down the drain because of one tiny, massive

mistake.

Don't worry about me, okay? I'll be fine.

Well, I'm trying not to. too but what is going on with you like is it is it

burnout are you just like done with the media business i know not at all look

broadcasting is my life i'll land on my feet i mean i don't doubt it abby but

like why so messy are you in gestalt therapy look it's fine

okay i've got a plan b well then if that's the case i am handing in my

and coming with you Wait, no, no, no, no. Don't do that, okay? Just hang

I'll call you back, okay?

Okay.

Do you have a plan B?

Mmm, that coffee sounds nice.

I didn't even make it. I know.

So impressive.

Some of our biggest donors have pulled their support because of us.

I don't even know how to describe it. The erratic things you said in Ottawa.

Ticket sales for the fundraiser have stalled completely.

Your mental health program doesn't function without money, Abigail.

Now what are we supposed to do?

I can undo all of it, okay?

You just have to trust me.

Seeing someone.

Uh, yeah, it's nothing serious.

So, I guess Lou told you.

Yeah.

Well, you'd be happy to hear that Lou's doing well. Have you seen her grades?

Mm -hmm.

It's not just that. I mean, she's listening without fighting. She's home

curfew.

She's even nice to Naima.

Things are going so well, we were hoping to take her to Marseille with us in

July. See, now I'm his sister.

It's a nice idea, but I don't think she'll go for it.

She already said yes.

But we think it would be good for her.

Now we just wish that we could convince Felix to go, too.

Sweetheart, you were fantastic.

Congratulations, sweetie. That was amazing.

Pretty cool, not gonna lie.

Hey, can I congratulate you too?

You were wonderful.

I messed up my tumble. Well, I wouldn't have guessed.

Look at me properly.

When you get back, the two of us are going to go on a trip together, okay?

The two of us.

What are we doing?

I don't mean, like, what are we? I'm just... It just feels like everything's

really intense between us.

It's like you're on death row or something.

Is that what it is? Are you on death row?

You know, you're right.

This is the best five I've ever had.

Okay, don't... Don't do that. Don't deflect.

I'm asking you, what is this?

What are we doing?

What do you want?

I have this overwhelming urge to kiss you right now.

Well, in that case, the question can wait.

You drunk?

I said I could take ten shots and walk across the terrace on my hands without

doing that.

Didn't they ban hazing in school?

No, no, it wasn't for frosh. I was trying to impress a girl.

She's in my theater class.

Do you feel like you need to drink to loosen up?

To not be so serious all the time?

No, I'm only serious around you guys.

You see?

I miss my little goofball.

So this girl, is that why you didn't want to go to France?

No, I only just met her. I wanted to stay here with you.

I didn't want you to be alone.

You're a sweetheart.

You've been so focused on Lou lately.

It feels like I'm not even on your radar anymore.

I'm sorry if I made you feel that way.

It is impossible to love one of your children more than the other.

You'll see one day if you decide to become a father.

Oh, gosh. Put one of your feet on the floor. I'm going to get you some water.

And try not to puke on my bed, okay?

Our dive master took us to this amazing site. We saw groupers. We saw rays.

Beautiful coral reefs.

But Lucy, she went snorkeling instead.

Breathing underwater is just weird and unnatural.

We sunbathed in the narrows with some of Lucy's new friends. We got quite the

tan, didn't we?

How about you guys? How are things going there?

Um, nothing really to report.

I mean, Felix tried to break the world record for long -distance hand -walking

while shit -faced.

Wait, wait.

I need more information.

Okay, um, it was a frosh party.

Whenever I see that doghouse, I just want to smash it to bits.

Why does she still keep that thing?

For her next boyfriend.

Hey, say what you want. That fucking dog loved me. It was a good dog. She was

good to me. Until she ate my face. And I don't want to talk about that.

Okay? It was a shit day.

And now we're going to drink.

When did you guys find out?

This morning.

Lewis is, uh...

revamping the morning format for fall.

We're all turfed.

I'm sorry.

Okay, I didn't think that... No, no, they're taking it way too far. I mean,

you're the number one morning show host in the country. They can't just fire you

for blowing off some steam.

You know, actually, I think your little rant was bullshit.

You didn't think for one second about your team or your crew before you opened

your pig.

self -righteous mouth it's completely selfish and incredibly immature and

we're all in favor of blowing off some steam i don't know what you were

attacking fleming like that thinking that there would be no blowback and i

as hell don't understand what you were doing fucking our director as if that

wasn't going to make things awkward as shit for everyone who works here

What's up?

I got my notice of legal action from the Ottawa shop jock and my pink slip from

the network.

Brutal. Yeah.

Well, Megan always says bad news comes in pairs, so... Oh.

Megan, you say?

Don't do that.

You see your girlfriend?

I don't know. I guess.

Do you, like, sell me everything?

No, Mom.

Jeez. Just the basics, then.

What's she like?

She's smart.

And she's beautiful.

She thinks I'm funny.

Oh, my God.

You are in love.

When do I get to meet her?

You know that feeling, I think we've all had it, everyone here, when a dog chews

off your face?

Just me?

I mean, I guess I should have known when my dog started doing this.

I was like, are you smiling?

I bet you didn't see it coming.

I mean, that's the best. People are like, I bet you didn't see it coming.

like, yeah, no, I did actually see it coming. Like, I saw it coming from

the room. I saw it bounding towards me. I saw it gnawing my face.

Yeah, I had, like, front row. I was like, are you chillin'?

I mean, when he went to... No, if he would have gone to France with his

they wouldn't have ever met. Isn't that wild?

Yeah, I get it. But whatever, just stop looking at her.

Break the pork roll out.

Your set was a wall -to -wall banger. You are going to kill it if you

Well, honey, you should say that because I was talking to a production company

about a tour, and they said yes.

What? Are you kidding me? No.

That's amazing.

No. Wait, so...

Are you not mad at me for getting us all fired? I could literally kiss you for

liberating me from those golden handcuffs. Honestly, if you hadn't shot

big, beautiful mouth, I just never would have moved on. I am forever grateful,

bitch.

I think our Uber is coming out on that corner.

You know, I would have loved to do that.

What, stand -up comedy?

Theater in general.

Like Megan.

You'd be amazing at it.

Well, then why don't you?

I don't know. You're a celebrity. Everyone would just call me a nepo baby.

What?

No. You should never let my career get in the way of what you want to do.

You don't have five fucking dollars?

Mom, come on

Hey, what's up? Hi, Mom.

What's going on? What time is it there? Shouldn't she be sleeping?

It's almost three.

I just wanted to talk to you.

At three in the morning?

What's going on? What happened?

I just read on Exit they're replacing you on your show.

It's so unfair.

No, sweetie.

It's fine.

I can't believe they would just do that to you after all this time.

And everything you did for them.

Honestly, I'm okay.

Did you see what they're saying about you online?

No.

I don't really read that garbage.

And you shouldn't either.

You should be enjoying your vacation.

Looks like you're having a great time.

You sure you're okay?

I was worried about you.

That's all.

You're sweet.

I hope you know that about yourself.

I love you, Mom.

You see?

You promised me you're okay.

Nice. I say I love you and you think there's something wrong with me.

You're right.

You're right. I'm sorry.

I'm glad you called.

I better go.

We can't afford the phone bill now that you're unemployed.

Ha -ha.

I love you, too.

More than you could ever imagine.

Okay.

Bye. Bye.

Hey. Hey, Nick.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine. I was just, um, it's probably nothing.

I'm just wondering how everything's going with Lou.

Things are a little turbulent here.

What? What do you mean? What happened?

Almost as soon as we got here, Lou met a boy she liked. I think she was

infatuated with him, but he didn't feel the same way. He just wanted to have a

good time. She came back to the hotel in tears, saying she wanted to die and...

Jesus, Nick, why didn't you call me?

Because I was handling it.

She's 15. She'll get over it. No, she won't, Nick.

God. Don't worry. We're heading home tomorrow.

You want to tell me what happened?

You're still here?

My little girl's heart's broken.

Where else would I be?

You'll understand one day if you decide to have kids.

I don't want to have kids.

What if they turn out like me?

Don't say that.

I don't like myself, Mom.

I'd do anything to be someone else.

Why did you bring me here?

I want to go home.

I know you think I let Lucy down on the trip, but you could at least say it to

my face. The silence is killing me. Dad, come on. This is not the time. What?

I... Hey.

I think you're a great father.

And I should have given you the space to be able to show it a long time ago.

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If this is a bad time. No, no, no. I'm sorry about that.

I know I can't just show up here whenever I want. I just, I didn't heard

you in a couple of weeks.

I know. I'm sorry. I have a lot going on.

It's not you.

I know it's not.

Why? You know that I'm here for you.

I would like to take care of you.

Manny.

I don't know how to say this.

I think you just did.

No, no, no, no. You don't understand.

Well, help me understand that.

You just have to tell me.

I can handle it, really. Just let me know.

I love you.

I think you deserve to know that.

But just not in this lifetime.

OJ? Yeah. Good. That's all we got.

Hey, Mom.

Good morning, Mr. Walker.

Mom? You okay?

I'm sorry.

Abigail Walker?

Come snuggle with us, sweetie.

There was a monster chasing me, but I couldn't run away because there's holes

all over the floor.

Everywhere I wanted to step in, I was going to fall through into the dark.

You're scared, sweetie?

Yeah. Okay, well, Mommy and Daddy are here, okay?

The monster's gone.

It's 7 o 'clock.

I'm hungry.

I'll go. I'll go. I'll go.

What? How could I look with one eyebrow?

Ooh, monobrow man.

I like that. Here you go, honey.

Let me mask that. Let me mask that. Here we go. Here we go.

Whoa.

That is cool.

Uh -oh. Yes.

Uh -oh.

Michael with my mustache, too?

My little girl has a mighty, mighty mustache. Can I get a mighty, mighty

mustache, kid?

Come here.

I gotcha. I want one, too.

Oh, how about you?

Hmm?

No?

I can't understand that piano.

Funny you didn't mention he was a musician before signing the lease, huh?

Did you tell him that he can't play before 10 a .m.? Uh, yeah.

Okay. Hello?

It's me.

Yay, Grandma!

Hi, Grandma.

I love my little micekin.

Grandma, look at her lips after.

You okay?

I forgot.

You think you can avoid getting into a screaming match?

Oh, that's one special hug for Grandma, Stevie.

How did you know that I brought surprises?

There you go. They're good lunch arms for your school bag.

They'll protect you.

Hmm?

Princess? Mm -hmm.

Thank you, Grandma.

You're such a big girl now. It's your first day of school.

Grandma, it's...

So proud of you.

I don't want to go.

You don't know what to expect, huh?

Okay, okay, we better get going. We don't want to be late, all right? Come

guys, go get dressed.

Get your lunches and your school bags.

Abby?

Yeah, let's go.

You look pale. Are you ill?

No,

I'm just happy to see you.

Happy to see me. You really are ill.

You don't

want to go in?

Well, how about I come in with you and I will stay until you're ready.

Okay?

Okay.

Come in.

Hey, Abby, what's up?

I've had a change of heart.

I don't want to host the morning show anymore.

You've got to be kidding me.

Abby, tell me you're kidding me.

We've been planning this for over a year now.

You fought for this.

You deserve this.

I just don't think that I can do it.

My family needs me.