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Let me just open the door.

It appears she's suffering from major
depressive disorder.

I'm begging you, please get me out of
here.

Welcome to Plan B Agency.

You were telling me your reaction to
being awarded the Order of Canada in

Circus school.

I mean, you've always loved the circus,
and you're so talented.

What is going on with the new guy that
has you all acting weird?

Oh, well, you don't mind if our elbows
are touching, do you? No.

Can you spread some change for food, ma
'am?

I was thinking about how I want the kids
to be in Ottawa when I receive the

order to Canada.

Well, I want their father there too.
Mom, Lou's getting hammered with some

and she won't come back to the hotel
with me. Are you blind?

She's a child and she's intoxicated. You
fucking pervert.

I'm never going to be with you. I don't
know what's wrong with me. I'm sorry.

Lou,

what's the matter?

Did you have a bad dream, Lou?

You know

what you're going

to do if you see that monster again?

You're going to look him in the eye and
you're going to tell him you're not

scared, okay?

But I am scared.

Don't be.

That's the trick.

You'll disappear. You'll see.

Good night.

I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm
sorry.

Your current subscription to Plan B
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current trip has expired.

to officially award Abigail Walker the
prize for Toronto elitism and blatant

disregard for the little guy. Rory sent
it to me.

Why'd she say she was canceling?

Family reasons.

Oh, please.

Her family's her top priority?

Give me a break.

Good morning.

How is the outrage machine running
today?

We're back at the Red Pill Report, and
do we have a plot twist for you. We have

the honor of being joined, after all, by
Your Excellency Abigail Walker, who was

awarded the Order of Canada this morning
and managed to carve some time out from

her family obligations.

Hey, wait, wait. Aren't you going to
introduce me properly?

You know, the hypocrite, snob, self
-serving elitist, now that you have to

it to my face? Well, after all your
Toronto media love, skipping the

capital seemed a bit, uh, calculated.

To be honest, no.

I wasn't exactly thrilled to support a
show where the host fans the flames of

his audience's fear and bigotry just
because he has nothing intelligent to

Wow, Abigail Walker, live and
unfiltered, everyone.

Hey, look, I'm the voice of real people,
okay? Not the latte -sipping virtue

signalers who guilt -trip hard -working
folks into funding their vanity

projects. Preach. And as a fellow woman,
by the way, I think it is tragic that

you prop up this idiot because no
legitimate broadcaster would ever dream

hiring you.

And seriously, Carson.

When did you become such a piece of
shit?

What, are you not getting laid anymore?

Is that why you and your band of incels
vacation in Thailand? I mean, we all

know you're a shit golfer, so it can't
be that.

But I bet you've got a loyalty card for
the rub and tugs of Calvin Road. We're

going to break, folks.

What? Whatever happened to the fearless
champion of freedom of expression?

You're going to regret this bitch.

Well, thank you for having me. This has
been... In Lightning.

Was that really necessary?

Let's be done, Mom. That guy's an idiot.

Lou asked if she could stay with us
tonight.

Is that okay with you?

Okay.

Um, I can come and stay with you if you
don't want to be alone.

Oh, it's okay, sweetie.

Hey!

How was Ottawa?

How was the ceremony?

Tell me everything!

Uh, it was great.

Great? Well, I made a nice big dinner so
you guys can fill me in on what I

missed.

I'm pretty beat, so I think I'm just
gonna head home.

I'll see you later, okay?

Hey.

I'm never going to be like you.

But she thinks I'm perfect. What am I
supposed to do with that?

Well, I mean, you could tell her the
dark, unfiltered truth about her mother.

You know?

Is there anything wrong with you,
though?

You floss, right?

No, seriously, I'm so sorry. I'm coming
up dry.

Why is she so unhappy?

Why is she so obsessed with men? Did I
do that, or was she born this way?

She's 15. She's going to rebel. She's
going to push boundaries. Like, we did

that with our moms.

I mean, seriously, did you turn out the
way your mom wanted you to?

No. Thank God.

My mother wouldn't have been content
unless I was a housewife like her.

And not even content with domesticity,
like a martyr.

Oh, if only your father hadn't left us.

I swear by the end, even in the
hospital, it took everything I had to go

with her.

I couldn't stomach it.

But what would I give to have one more
day with her?

Sure sounds like it.

No, I love my mom, I do. Even at a young
age, I knew in my bones I didn't want

to be like her.

Hey, maybe that's what Lou's doing. You
know, she's trying to be anything but

what you are. And in this case, more
like your mom, you know?

Yeah, but that's not Lou.

I'm just afraid that she doesn't accept
herself or like herself, and that's why

she keeps looking outside for... No, you
love her. That's what matters. That's

it.

I just need to know what I could have
done differently.

What difference does it make? I mean,
really, you can't change the past.

We've gotten hundreds of emails about
your Fleming interview. I know that you

would prefer not to talk about it, but I
honestly think we can't pretend it

didn't happen.

I got it.

Let's throw a contest.

First person that can prove that what
Abby said is actually true, free trip to

Thailand. The more we talk about it, the
more we draw attention to that whiny

prick. That whiny prick is threatening
to sue us. Yeah, of course he is,

he's desperate for publicity.

You already gave him that, Abby.

And the guys upstairs can't understand
why.

Why would the star of our morning show
stoop to the level of defamatory

innuendo? Our lawyers are saying if we
don't fire you, it'll be perceived as a

tacit endorsement. Which is why you need
to deliver a retraction and an apology

on tomorrow morning's show.

I'm sorry, Lewis. I didn't mean to cause
trouble for the network.

I'll apologize.

Thank you.

Did you talk to her? She has no
explanation as to why she did what she

But she assures me that it will never
happen again.

Why is she so vulnerable?

Why is she so susceptible to men who
want to hurt her?

It wears herself a seam.

She learned her lesson. It's one of
them.

I don't want to be so sure about that.

I imposed a curfew. No parties, no
sleepovers, no screens at night. Not

trust is restored.

Take it she's going to be staying out
here then?

I don't know.

What I do is both some good.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Can I sit down?

Your hands are clammy.

I probably just forgot to eat breakfast
or something.

We should talk about what happened in
Ottawa.

Between us, I mean.

Well, I think we both understand.

It was lovely, but... Yeah, I enjoyed it
too, but...

Just try not to beat yourself up about
it.

I'm working on it.

I won't always understand or agree with
the choices you make.

And that can make me angry.

But what I need you to understand is
that I love you.

No matter what.

Can I go now?

And lastly, the prairies are...

sizzling with temperatures soaring into
the mid -30s. So please, everyone, stay

hydrated and seek shade during the
hottest parts of the day.

Thank you, Kat.

I'd like to take a moment this morning
to talk about regrets.

There are choices I've made in my life
that I wish that I could take back, and

some of them more recent than others.

My network executives and our
advertisers have asked me to apologize

the things that I said while in Ottawa
the other morning.

Actually, you know what?

I'm not even remotely sorry.

So I won't be extending any forced
apologies to an ignorant, contrarian,

moron.

whose singular talent is to provoke and
divide.

Let it be known, I only speak for
myself. My team, both in front of and

the camera, as well as the network,
don't endorse these views.

And that's all I have to say on the
matter. We'll be back after the break.

You want to get some chocos?

Fuck yeah.

She's kicking hard.

I don't have a finger now.

What is she doing?

She's being weird.

How is why the statement wrong?

I don't know the ball.

I was checking out before I could find
the color.

What color would you use?

Don't do that.

Hello.

You have reached the voicemail of
Abigail Hooker.

Abigail?

Luke! How did you know it wasn't my
voicemail?

Look, I'm going to need you to come see
me at the office this afternoon.

Actually, I'm... I'm...

working on a personal project this
afternoon well you're gonna have to put

aside to come speak with me it's time
sensitive well if it's not time

then why don't you tell me now all right
i didn't want to do this like this but

i'm terminating you you're not the
terminator abby

you're fired and we're not renewing the
show in september either

Abby, they killed the show. What did you
do?

I

just

need to grow my running shoes.

They're in your closet.

Who ever said that it was perfect?

Hi.

They can't just throw ten years down the
drain because of one tiny, massive

mistake.

Don't worry about me, okay? I'll be
fine.

Well, I'm trying not to. too but what is
going on with you like is it is it

burnout are you just like done with the
media business i know not at all look

broadcasting is my life i'll land on my
feet i mean i don't doubt it abby but

like why so messy are you in gestalt
therapy look it's fine

okay i've got a plan b well then if
that's the case i am handing in my

and coming with you Wait, no, no, no,
no. Don't do that, okay? Just hang

I'll call you back, okay?

Okay.

Do you have a plan B?

Mmm, that coffee sounds nice.

I didn't even make it. I know.

So impressive.

Some of our biggest donors have pulled
their support because of us.

I don't even know how to describe it.
The erratic things you said in Ottawa.

Ticket sales for the fundraiser have
stalled completely.

Your mental health program doesn't
function without money, Abigail.

Now what are we supposed to do?

I can undo all of it, okay?

You just have to trust me.

Seeing someone.

Uh, yeah, it's nothing serious.

So, I guess Lou told you.

Yeah.

Well, you'd be happy to hear that Lou's
doing well. Have you seen her grades?

Mm -hmm.

It's not just that. I mean, she's
listening without fighting. She's home

curfew.

She's even nice to Naima.

Things are going so well, we were hoping
to take her to Marseille with us in

July. See, now I'm his sister.

It's a nice idea, but I don't think
she'll go for it.

She already said yes.

But we think it would be good for her.

Now we just wish that we could convince
Felix to go, too.

Sweetheart, you were fantastic.

Congratulations, sweetie. That was
amazing.

Pretty cool, not gonna lie.

Hey, can I congratulate you too?

You were wonderful.

I messed up my tumble. Well, I wouldn't
have guessed.

Look at me properly.

When you get back, the two of us are
going to go on a trip together, okay?

The two of us.

What are we doing?

I don't mean, like, what are we? I'm
just... It just feels like everything's

really intense between us.

It's like you're on death row or
something.

Is that what it is? Are you on death
row?

You know, you're right.

This is the best five I've ever had.

Okay, don't... Don't do that. Don't
deflect.

I'm asking you, what is this?

What are we doing?

What do you want?

I have this overwhelming urge to kiss
you right now.

Well, in that case, the question can
wait.

You drunk?

I said I could take ten shots and walk
across the terrace on my hands without

doing that.

Didn't they ban hazing in school?

No, no, it wasn't for frosh. I was
trying to impress a girl.

She's in my theater class.

Do you feel like you need to drink to
loosen up?

To not be so serious all the time?

No, I'm only serious around you guys.

You see?

I miss my little goofball.

So this girl, is that why you didn't
want to go to France?

No, I only just met her. I wanted to
stay here with you.

I didn't want you to be alone.

You're a sweetheart.

You've been so focused on Lou lately.

It feels like I'm not even on your radar
anymore.

I'm sorry if I made you feel that way.

It is impossible to love one of your
children more than the other.

You'll see one day if you decide to
become a father.

Oh, gosh. Put one of your feet on the
floor. I'm going to get you some water.

And try not to puke on my bed, okay?

Our dive master took us to this amazing
site. We saw groupers. We saw rays.

Beautiful coral reefs.

But Lucy, she went snorkeling instead.

Breathing underwater is just weird and
unnatural.

We sunbathed in the narrows with some of
Lucy's new friends. We got quite the

tan, didn't we?

How about you guys? How are things going
there?

Um, nothing really to report.

I mean, Felix tried to break the world
record for long -distance hand -walking

while shit -faced.

Wait, wait.

I need more information.

Okay, um, it was a frosh party.

Whenever I see that doghouse, I just
want to smash it to bits.

Why does she still keep that thing?

For her next boyfriend.

Hey, say what you want. That fucking dog
loved me. It was a good dog. She was

good to me. Until she ate my face. And I
don't want to talk about that.

Okay? It was a shit day.

And now we're going to drink.

When did you guys find out?

This morning.

Lewis is, uh...

revamping the morning format for fall.

We're all turfed.

I'm sorry.

Okay, I didn't think that... No, no,
they're taking it way too far. I mean,

you're the number one morning show host
in the country. They can't just fire you

for blowing off some steam.

You know, actually, I think your little
rant was bullshit.

You didn't think for one second about
your team or your crew before you opened

your pig.

self -righteous mouth it's completely
selfish and incredibly immature and

we're all in favor of blowing off some
steam i don't know what you were

attacking fleming like that thinking
that there would be no blowback and i

as hell don't understand what you were
doing fucking our director as if that

wasn't going to make things awkward as
shit for everyone who works here

What's up?

I got my notice of legal action from the
Ottawa shop jock and my pink slip from

the network.

Brutal. Yeah.

Well, Megan always says bad news comes
in pairs, so... Oh.

Megan, you say?

Don't do that.

You see your girlfriend?

I don't know. I guess.

Do you, like, sell me everything?

No, Mom.

Jeez. Just the basics, then.

What's she like?

She's smart.

And she's beautiful.

She thinks I'm funny.

Oh, my God.

You are in love.

When do I get to meet her?

You know that feeling, I think we've all
had it, everyone here, when a dog chews

off your face?

Just me?

I mean, I guess I should have known when
my dog started doing this.

I was like, are you smiling?

I bet you didn't see it coming.

I mean, that's the best. People are
like, I bet you didn't see it coming.

like, yeah, no, I did actually see it
coming. Like, I saw it coming from

the room. I saw it bounding towards me.
I saw it gnawing my face.

Yeah, I had, like, front row. I was
like, are you chillin'?

I mean, when he went to... No, if he
would have gone to France with his

they wouldn't have ever met. Isn't that
wild?

Yeah, I get it. But whatever, just stop
looking at her.

Break the pork roll out.

Your set was a wall -to -wall banger.
You are going to kill it if you

Well, honey, you should say that because
I was talking to a production company

about a tour, and they said yes.

What? Are you kidding me? No.

That's amazing.

No. Wait, so...

Are you not mad at me for getting us all
fired? I could literally kiss you for

liberating me from those golden
handcuffs. Honestly, if you hadn't shot

big, beautiful mouth, I just never would
have moved on. I am forever grateful,

bitch.

I think our Uber is coming out on that
corner.

You know, I would have loved to do that.

What, stand -up comedy?

Theater in general.

Like Megan.

You'd be amazing at it.

Well, then why don't you?

I don't know. You're a celebrity.
Everyone would just call me a nepo baby.

What?

No. You should never let my career get
in the way of what you want to do.

You don't have five fucking dollars?

Mom, come on

Hey, what's up? Hi, Mom.

What's going on? What time is it there?
Shouldn't she be sleeping?

It's almost three.

I just wanted to talk to you.

At three in the morning?

What's going on? What happened?

I just read on Exit they're replacing
you on your show.

It's so unfair.

No, sweetie.

It's fine.

I can't believe they would just do that
to you after all this time.

And everything you did for them.

Honestly, I'm okay.

Did you see what they're saying about
you online?

No.

I don't really read that garbage.

And you shouldn't either.

You should be enjoying your vacation.

Looks like you're having a great time.

You sure you're okay?

I was worried about you.

That's all.

You're sweet.

I hope you know that about yourself.

I love you, Mom.

You see?

You promised me you're okay.

Nice. I say I love you and you think
there's something wrong with me.

You're right.

You're right. I'm sorry.

I'm glad you called.

I better go.

We can't afford the phone bill now that
you're unemployed.

Ha -ha.

I love you, too.

More than you could ever imagine.

Okay.

Bye. Bye.

Hey. Hey, Nick.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine. I was just,
um, it's probably nothing.

I'm just wondering how everything's
going with Lou.

Things are a little turbulent here.

What? What do you mean? What happened?

Almost as soon as we got here, Lou met a
boy she liked. I think she was

infatuated with him, but he didn't feel
the same way. He just wanted to have a

good time. She came back to the hotel in
tears, saying she wanted to die and...

Jesus, Nick, why didn't you call me?

Because I was handling it.

She's 15. She'll get over it. No, she
won't, Nick.

God. Don't worry. We're heading home
tomorrow.

You want to tell me what happened?

You're still here?

My little girl's heart's broken.

Where else would I be?

You'll understand one day if you decide
to have kids.

I don't want to have kids.

What if they turn out like me?

Don't say that.

I don't like myself, Mom.

I'd do anything to be someone else.

Why did you bring me here?

I want to go home.

I know you think I let Lucy down on the
trip, but you could at least say it to

my face. The silence is killing me. Dad,
come on. This is not the time. What?

I... Hey.

I think you're a great father.

And I should have given you the space to
be able to show it a long time ago.

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If this is a bad time. No, no, no. I'm
sorry about that.

I know I can't just show up here
whenever I want. I just, I didn't heard

you in a couple of weeks.

I know. I'm sorry. I have a lot going
on.

It's not you.

I know it's not.

Why? You know that I'm here for you.

I would like to take care of you.

Manny.

I don't know how to say this.

I think you just did.

No, no, no, no. You don't understand.

Well, help me understand that.

You just have to tell me.

I can handle it, really. Just let me
know.

I love you.

I think you deserve to know that.

But just not in this lifetime.

OJ? Yeah. Good. That's all we got.

Hey, Mom.

Good morning, Mr. Walker.

Mom? You okay?

I'm sorry.

Abigail Walker?

Come snuggle with us, sweetie.

There was a monster chasing me, but I
couldn't run away because there's holes

all over the floor.

Everywhere I wanted to step in, I was
going to fall through into the dark.

You're scared, sweetie?

Yeah. Okay, well, Mommy and Daddy are
here, okay?

The monster's gone.

It's 7 o 'clock.

I'm hungry.

I'll go. I'll go. I'll go.

What? How could I look with one eyebrow?

Ooh, monobrow man.

I like that. Here you go, honey.

Let me mask that. Let me mask that. Here
we go. Here we go.

Whoa.

That is cool.

Uh -oh. Yes.

Uh -oh.

Michael with my mustache, too?

My little girl has a mighty, mighty
mustache. Can I get a mighty, mighty

mustache, kid?

Come here.

I gotcha. I want one, too.

Oh, how about you?

Hmm?

No?

I can't understand that piano.

Funny you didn't mention he was a
musician before signing the lease, huh?

Did you tell him that he can't play
before 10 a .m.? Uh, yeah.

Okay. Hello?

It's me.

Yay, Grandma!

Hi, Grandma.

I love my little micekin.

Grandma, look at her lips after.

You okay?

I forgot.

You think you can avoid getting into a
screaming match?

Oh, that's one special hug for Grandma,
Stevie.

How did you know that I brought
surprises?

There you go. They're good lunch arms
for your school bag.

They'll protect you.

Hmm?

Princess? Mm -hmm.

Thank you, Grandma.

You're such a big girl now. It's your
first day of school.

Grandma, it's...

So proud of you.

I don't want to go.

You don't know what to expect, huh?

Okay, okay, we better get going. We
don't want to be late, all right? Come

guys, go get dressed.

Get your lunches and your school bags.

Abby?

Yeah, let's go.

You look pale. Are you ill?

No,

I'm just happy to see you.

Happy to see me. You really are ill.

You don't

want to go in?

Well, how about I come in with you and I
will stay until you're ready.

Okay?

Okay.

Come in.

Hey, Abby, what's up?

I've had a change of heart.

I don't want to host the morning show
anymore.

You've got to be kidding me.

Abby, tell me you're kidding me.

We've been planning this for over a year
now.

You fought for this.

You deserve this.

I just don't think that I can do it.

My family needs me.