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What a... School sucks.

Oh, hey.

Hey. Hi. Come here.

Okay. So, I have something that I need to talk to you about.

So... I did take the trash out.

Oh. No, it's not actually about that. Okay. I did my homework.

Are you sure?

Yes. Maybe. It's not about that. Okay, cool. So, um, I was cleaning your room.

And, uh, I think you left some... stuff out that you probably don't want me to

see like uh it was like a extra small condom

um like extra small so uh

maybe next time you should just put it away like you know oh you think that's

mine wait a minute

No, it's one of those novelty things, like as a joke, someone got me that.

come on. I would never fit in one of those finger -sized condoms.

Well, I don't know.

Last time I saw your wiener, it was pretty... Yeah, well, when was the last

that? It was a couple years ago. Geez.

It was long.

Yeah, come on. That was a long time ago. Of course it's going to be microscopic,

you know what I mean? Come on now. It wasn't that long ago.

Like, it was...

These, like, I don't know, it was like an extra, extra small condom.

Like, I don't know. We probably shouldn't leave it around, though.

You know, just saying. That wasn't mine. It was a joke.

I don't know.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

It's pretty embarrassing.

Yeah, even if it was mine, you'd think I would definitely hide that a little bit

better if I used extra small condoms. Why would I lay an extra small condom

For someone to find so they can make fun of you, my extra small penis.

Last time I checked, it was extra small.

Like, I'm sorry.

Like, I don't know. But I'm just saying, for future reference, it's pretty

embarrassing when your mom walks into your bedroom and there's some extra

penis. Well, do you know what? Do you think that's extra small?

Oh my God, really?

You think that's small?

I mean.

It's definitely grown.

I don't know. I mean, I don't really know what to do with it.

Like, I mean, yeah, it's grown.

It's probably way bigger than Dad's.

Wow.

Well, you might not take after him. I'm just kind of weird. I'm like touching

him.

Keep touching him. It's not even fully hard. Really? Yeah. You can get harder

than this? Yeah. And so it gets, I don't know.

I think this is my final form.

Maybe. I don't know. You know, it's like a... I

guess it's not as small as it used to be.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm going to use extra small condoms. I don't know. Who else could there be?

I don't know.

Let's try and make it a little bit.

Yeah, definitely.

Keep doing that.

Maybe we should see if it gets any bigger.

Oh, it will.

You think?

Yeah, it does.

Maybe if I make it a little wetter.

Yeah. Yeah, do tell us about it. Yeah, I mean, like, rub my hands all over

it. Oh, Jesus.

Yeah.

It's, like, kind of strange, but I guess we'll just go with it.

Oh, it's definitely, definitely getting bigger.

Um, yeah, so, I don't know.

Still might, uh, fit in the extra small.

Maybe not.

I don't know. You need a bigger size.

Yeah, thank you. I need a bigger size. You need a bigger size. That's right.

Point proven.

I guess.

I mean, you didn't have to whip it out.

You didn't have to prove it.

Maybe I did because you're actually, I think you'll like this.

I mean, it does feel good.

It feels like a wet and warm in my head.

Jeez. Yeah, it's good.

Really? Can you do that faster?

Really? Do you want me to?

That's supposed to come on. I guess.

I mean, okay.

I mean, I'm making it.

You know what I want.

I guess I'll give you what you want.

Oh, fuck.

Good morning.

Oh, hey, sweetie. How are you? Good, good.

What's you, you cooking breakfast today?

Oh, my God.

Mom, I told you I was on a diet. I can't have carbs. Oh, my God. You're so

dramatic. Like, really?

Well, not everyone can look like you. Geez.

Wow.

I mean, like, seriously, no one can actually look like you. Whoa.

I mean, sorry. Sorry.

But seriously, I'm on a diet.

So what are you trying to tell me? You don't want to? Why do you want to diet?

Well, because the girls at school call me fat.

No, they're like totally fat shaming me. That's ridiculous.

They're like, have they seen you? Like your body's like super slender.

Super slender?

That's what a mom answer would say. It's like super slim.

Mom, I'm 5 '10", 300 pounds.

Yeah,

see, even you're laughing.

No, I don't believe it.

Well, I mean, so you're not going to eat it? No, I'm not going to eat breakfast.

Well, I might as well just sit down.

Yeah. What can I do? The girls totally make fun of me

for being overweight.

No. I have to look at you.

You're charming.

You've got a great personality.

Yeah, my personality is not going to do me very well. And I'm not rich either,

so they're not going to want me. Well, come here. Let me take a closer look at

what I'm looking at.

I just didn't think of it.

I mean, like...

Look, you're slender.

See,

that's the problem. That's like a mom answer.

I'm sorry, mom.

You know what I mean?

You know, I mean... Sorry,

I'm just readjusting myself.

You know.

Okay. It's just one of those things.

I don't know, but look at your leg. Look, come here. I've got to have a

like, feel.

Yeah, you're good. Oh, and you're definitely good right here.

I mean, there's no problem in that area, right?

Yeah, but I can't help myself staring at your cleavage. Oh, well, it's

problematic, I'm afraid.

I think that's fine. It's just like, they still like, no matter what, they're

going to make fun of me because I'm fat.

You're not fat. I mean, let me see.

Let me see.

And this is what's most important, right here. What, my dick? Yeah.

Why? Girls love that.

Well... I'm sure they love dicks, but... I mean, look.

I mean, it's pretty.

You know, it kind of calls your name.

Kind of makes you want to touch it.

You know.

Put, like, maybe give it a little taste.

You know.

But Dad's, like, in the other room.

He's putting his suit on. He's going to be here in a second. Oh, God.

I mean, what are moms for?

Like, we're supposed to, like, bouche ego a little bit. I guess. You are super

hot.

So I guess if you want my dick, then... I mean, who wouldn't?

They're crazy.

I guess, but you're still, like, that's still totally a mom answer.

You know what I mean?

I guess.

I mean, it just looks good. I'd like to rub my hands all over it. I mean, what

girl won't want this?

Yeah,

I guess if you're interested then.

I mean, who wouldn't be?

Well, what do I say to these girls then?

They won't even approach me. Like, I try to approach them and they just see a

blob coming at them.

You're hot.

You've got a rocky bod.

I guess, you know, the dad bods are in.

Hot lady dad bod.

And this is good. It feels good. I mean, it feels good in your mouth.

I guess.

Make it nice and wet.

Definitely.

Make it nice and hard.

Oh, Jesus.

I guess I do feel a little bit more confident now.

I'm glad.

That's what moms are for, right?

Yeah.

You're good, I think.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, God.

I'm almost there.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You hear that?

Oh, fuck. The dad came. I told you it was a bad idea. Oh, my God.

Honey. Honey.

What?

What are you doing in here?

Um, I heard you call him.

Hold on. Sorry. I found something.

Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing. What are you doing down there?

I must have been talking in my sleep.

Wow, you're forever talking.

You were calling me.

Calling you?

Yeah, you were calling my name.

What was I saying?

My name.

Oh, okay.

Like, you know. Was I shouting it? Yeah, it's like you needed me.

Oh. Like, you know, you wanted me.

I must have been talking in my sleep then.

Wow. Yeah.

No, it sounded pretty like you wanted me here right now.

Oh.

Was it saying, like, oh, God, oh, God, or?

I don't know about that, but I just heard you, like, call me.

You know, so I heard you all the way from over there. Oh, Jesus, across the

house.

Yeah. It was pretty loud, so I don't know. So here I am. So what do you need?

Nothing. I just must have been talking in my sleep.

Sorry. Hold on.

What are you doing?

I'm just adjusting.

I feel a little uncomfortable.

Why are you uncomfortable?

I can't show you.

Oh. Oh, it's that cognitive thing, huh? Yeah.

Well, you know.

So, yeah. Well, here I am.

What are you wearing?

Yeah. You know, I was sleeping.

You were sleeping wearing that? You sure you weren't trying to impress Dad?

I don't know.

Those days are long gone.

So, I don't know. He's out cold.

Oh, good. Thank God.

Why? Oh, nothing. It's just like, it's hard to sleep because it's just been so

hot in the house and stuff.

Oh, you're hot?

Oh, let's see.

Oh.

Is that what you were doing?

Fine. I was having a dream about you.

Oh, you were dreaming about me?

Yeah. I just can't help it.

Well, what was I doing?

I can't tell you that. Well, obviously something pretty exciting.

Yeah, fine.

Well, the other day when you found those condoms and stuff.

The extra small ones? Yeah, the extra small ones that obviously weren't mine,

you could tell.

Yeah. You know, but then you started rubbing my dick, and, you know, I was

thinking about that, and then in the kitchen, you were, you know, you were

putting your mouth on my cock, and then Dad interrupted. We just keep getting

interrupted by Dad.

Well, he's out cold now, you know.

Oh, well, I...

Are you sleeping well? Obviously, you heard me.

I sleep pretty good.

There's always like, you know, sex makes me sleep better.

Oh.

Well, I mean, you do kind of already, you're kind of ready.

Yeah.

And it would be like a shame to like.

Waste it, right?

I guess so.

I guess so.

I mean,

I know so.

You want to make yourself comfortable.

Yeah.

You want to let me in?

You sure? If we start, are we going to be able to finish?

You got called.

You sure?

Did he come from the bar?

Uh -huh.

So he's not going to be waking up anytime soon.

Not really.

I guess I can't say no to this. This is just too awesome.

Uh -huh.

Maybe, you know, I could just give it a little touch and we can see

where that goes.

Okay. I'm totally okay with that.

You know?

Feels really good. Oh, God.

It feels just like I remember.

Oh, wait. Should I put my lips around it?

That's... I'm more than okay with that. You are?

Yes.

Make it nice and wet.

Yes.

Oh, God.

I hope I can...

Does that feel good?

Yes, way good.

See,

the girls will be doing this.

The girls don't do that. They don't do that at all. Do they do this to you?

No.

They hurt me.

They try to rip my foreskin off.

They don't know what they're doing.

That could be bad.

Can you teach me some things so I can show the girls?

I can teach you a few things.

Do you like it when I do that?

Absolutely.

You like it when I... Oh, jeez. Oh,

jeez.

Oh, it definitely is.

It's definitely hard, too.

So hard.

Oh, God. You're just so good at that.

I wish all the girls at school were as good as you.

Well, let's think it's what I'm good at.

Yes, it is. Is that good?

My hand wrapped around your cock?

Yeah, that's way too good. Yeah?

Oh, Jesus.

So good.

I feel good in my mouth.

I've got to tell the girls to do this next time.

You have to kiss it.

You've got to make out with that cock.

Is that the secret? Mm -hmm.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, dear.

Good.

That was good in my mouth.

I wonder how it's going to be.

Yes, it is.

Wow,

yeah, you're absolutely wonderful.

Oh, you're such a tease.

I have to tease you.

Just flop around like a fish on water.

You are?

Yes, please.

You want to feel my pussy?

Yes, please.

What?

Okay.

You have to rub that cock around my pussy, look.

Tease it.

God, it's so warm in there.

I know.

Oh, no.

I never get to

do that.

Do you feel that?

Yes, I do.

I think this

will

definitely help me sleep.

You need to get into a roger cock.

A horse that can ride like you.

You're so good at that.

So good.

That's absolutely amazing I

want

to show you what I can do

The girls are going to love that.

Ooh.

I learned a lot today.

You did?

Yeah.

I guess it's time for me to go

to bed.

You just woke up.