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Johnny, oh my God.

What are you doing here?

Where's Holly? She did not tell me you were coming over today.

Uh, she's upstairs taking a nap.

Oh, is she?

And how did you get in my house? I've been here all day. You did not come in

front door.

Truth be told, I snuck in through her bedroom window.

She's sneaking boys in her window?

Boy, you're a whole ass man.

Listen, here's the thing about that. I need you to do me a favor.

Can we keep this hush? Because I promised her that I wouldn't get caught.

Ha ha. Sneaking around the house.

I really had to take a piss.

So is there any way that we could act like this interaction didn't happen?

Why would I do that?

Well... Well, one, it was her idea. It was totally... Of course it was.

Her idea. Not you and your rule -breaking weight.

Right.

Well, I mean, you can't blame her. She didn't want her parents knowing that,

know, we're kissing and hugging.

Oh, really?

Yeah. You don't think your rule -breaking ways are rubbing off on her?

do. You know I don't approve of this relationship.

You're so much older than her.

She's an adult.

Yeah, barely.

Well, can we keep it hush -hush?

All right.

Let's say...

Then I agree to keep this secret for you.

Can you promise me you're going to stop sneaking in windows? You're going to

fall and hurt yourself. There's a goddamn front door. You're an adult.

Can we just follow the rules?

Tit for tat. I do this for you. You do this for me.

I mean, I suppose.

Sounds good.

I suppose.

Yeah. Well, I really appreciate that.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. You know, I love your daughter very much.

She's fantastic.

Although sometimes I do wish...

She was a little more seasoned.

Like, somebody a little more experienced. She's so green.

Why are you telling me that?

Well, I love your daughter, and she is perfect.

Holly is amazing.

She does have small boobs.

I mean, you... You gotta look good.

I mean, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. You can't talk to me like that.

I'm married.

And you're dating my daughter.

It's extremely inappropriate.

Listen, I've met your husband. He's no spring chicken. He's not getting any

younger.

And Holly's upstairs sleeping.

Why don't we be fresh for one?

Can't do that.

I'm married and you're in a relationship with my daughter. This is not okay.

It'll just be one more secret that we keep.

Tick or tat.

Tick or tat. Tick or tat.

Yeah.

Those are some tits. Oh, my God.

Oh, you're so hot.

Shit. Oh my God.

Yes, please, please, please.

Just like that, please, please, please.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck right there.

Oh, shit, shit, shit. I'm going

to go like that.

Get it.

Ooh, man.

Can't wait to get my fingers kicked.

Yeah, you're going to fuck my big tits, baby.

Yeah, get them.

Oh, I'm always wanting to do this. Oh, yeah, get it, get it, get it.

Right there.

Yeah, you like that?

like that, baby.

I know you do.

All right.

Yeah, fuck my titties.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

You're a bad man.

You're a bad man.

This is fucking crazy.

Crazy.

Yes, like, they're good.

Oh, shit, that's a good take.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, right there.

This is so hard.

Uh -huh.

That's so good.

Shit. Shit.

Fuck.

Yes, good, good.

Thank you so much.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Right there.

Right there.

Oh, shit.

Give me that dick. Give me that dick. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, oh, yes.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, oh,

oh, fuck.

Oh, God, it's so fucking hot.

Hmm.

Get it to me like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Right there.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh,

yes. Please, lady.

I think that's...

Secret.