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Wait. No.

No.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my God.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No.

Fuck.

Is everything okay? No. My laptop just crashed.

Oh, shit.

Should we do this whole financial report?

Adam wants to see it first thing in the morning.

Well, I guess I'm going to be here all night.

I can stay here with you.

You know I can't approve overtime. I'm not the boss.

I don't care about the money.

But you're a poor college student.

Well, seriously, though. I mean, you can't be here all night by yourself.

What if a vampire were to come in and just bite you on the neck?

Well... That would be amazing because it would put me out of my misery.

Or I'll protect you.

It's going to be a really long night.

Well, college students have nothing but all the time in the world.

Yeah. Yeah, for real.

I have to stay awake.

What do you call an animal that gives you a finger?

I don't know.

The bird.

I'm a silly dad joke, I know. So dumb.

Oh, yeah.

You finished?

Well, halfway.

Oh. Well, that's progress.

Yeah. Are you hungry?

Yes, I am.

But before you, uh, talk about food, you might want to save that document.

Smart. Yeah.

And... Okay.

Now let's talk about food.

When I said let's talk about food, I did not expect a discussion on metaphysics.

Well, there's more to it than that. Oh, yeah? Hit me, Aristotle.

Talk about the difference between essence and existence. We can start with

cat, Rico.

You never told me you have a cat.

Yes. He's super sweet.

He's a Bengal, and I found him when he was four months old.

And he hates bats, and he likes to go on my arm while I sleep.

You could get him a pot of kitty grass and do it instead.

That is a great idea.

If he actually existed.

Wait, what?

So, I just gave you a lot of detail about a cat that doesn't exist.

But, in essence, what I gave you was the essence of a cat, but it doesn't equate

to its existence.

You're bullshitting me.

No. No.

I mean... So, you want to be a philosopher?

No, I want to be a musician.

But I majored in philosophy because my parents just told me to pick one.

Okay, now I think you're bullshitting me again.

No, no.

The music's real.

Well, then show me your music, Harry Styles.

It's not that good.

Show me.

All right. But don't laugh at me.

Is that for you?

It's really fucking good.

Really?

Yeah, really. Like, I could dance to that. I like that. It's like... I could

feel it.

Why are you working here? Yeah, come on. This is fucking awesome. Turn it up.

Come on, dance with me.

Okay.

Yeah, there you go. See, you got good rhythm.

Just a little bit.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I, uh, I thought that, uh... You didn't think wrong, but...

policy. I don't shit where I eat, you know?

I understand.

Well, hmm.

I better get back to my report.

Are you sure you don't want me to say?

No, it's fine. I'll see you tomorrow.

Katie, I thought you were a smart girl.

Why'd you leave the door unlocked last night?

I'm sorry. I was here working late, and I just, I wasn't thinking straight, and

I'm sorry. I know it's not an excuse. I know. You're damn right. It's not an

excuse. From the first day you started working, I told you, when you're ready

leave, lock the damn fucking door. These fucking robbers out here in the San

Fernando Valley, they don't give a shit.

They'll take anything.

And you're lucky, real lucky, that they only took a little bit of petty cash,

because if they would have took our computers, all of our hard work would

been gone. We'd have been set back several months.

It was me, actually.

What?

Yes. I was the last one to leave last night.

I was...

Trying to finish cleaning up the last of the product, and I forgot to lock the

door. Katie said that was her.

She's saying that to protect me.

Is this true?

I mean,

yeah, it's true.

You're fired.

Please don't fire him.

Go cover it.

You. You got lucky today.

Sorry.

Never happens again.

Hey, what's up?

Thanks for covering for me earlier.

Yeah, of course.

I meant to give you this.

Hold on.

Stop it.

That should cover it. No, keep it. I make way more money than you. Come on.

on, Katie. Take it.

Just take it.

David. This makes no sense. You cover for me, and now you're paying for me,

Well, if you don't take it, I'm just going to leave it on the floor.

Fine.

Thank you.

No.

Today's going to be my last day, by the way.

Wait, why?

Is it because you think Adam's going to go really hard on you now?

Oh, no.

No, it's because I tried to kiss you last night and I made it weird.

So I don't want you to feel uncomfortable.

So if I left, you'd be more comfortable at work.

David.

Yeah. But yeah, it was nice getting to know you.

Well, yeah.

I'll miss you around here.

Me too.

I'll see you around then.

Yeah, see you around.

Have a good night.

You too.

You know, if you're quitting, then you don't work here anymore.

Then it wouldn't be shitting where I eat if I made out with you, would it?

I suppose so.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I'm so glad I took her for you.

Yeah, I'm gonna get fired too.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

my gosh.

Oh,

my

gosh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

do it.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Give me that check.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

You're going to make me go.

So...

please right there.

You know.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, right there.

Oh, wait.

Oh,

there it is.

Oh, there it is. Yeah.

Give me that.

Absolutely.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

I'm getting close.

Oh my god. It's so hot.

I've been pent up this entire time I've worked here.

Oh my god.

I'm so glad you don't work here anymore.