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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

So,

you guys do this every Friday night?

I mean, yeah, I try to.

I like to make a nice dinner on Friday nights.

Well, or excuse me, you are an amazing cook, so.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, John did not tell me that.

What? No, he told now.

He didn't tell you that? It's like totally my thing.

He's keeping it to himself. That's what he's doing.

I don't know where he is. He was supposed to be home at like 5 o 'clock.

When I talked to him last week, he said he'd be here. So he said, stop on by.

So I'm sorry for the impromptu visit.

I mean,

it worked out. At least I didn't have to eat this whole dinner by myself.

It's true.

It's true.

I'm just going to call him.

That way it won't worry, right? Yeah. Yeah.

It's ringing.

Hey, baby, where are you? You were supposed to be home like an hour ago.

What?

Okay, but it's Friday and I cooked dinner.

Well, you could have told me that.

No, I know. I know.

Send a text or something.

All right, whatever. We'll talk about it when you get home.

It was supposed to be a surprise. Your friend Ryan from college showed up.

Yeah, he ate your dinner.

He really likes your chicken.

Yeah. He said he talked to you last week. Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Fine.

Bye.

He's in Boston.

He's in Boston? He's in Boston.

Hello?

Send a text message. What the hell, man? Like, isn't that rude? Like, wouldn't

you communicate better?

Yeah, you could send a message, yeah.

I mean, so he's not coming back tonight at all?

No, he said he's gone for the whole weekend on a business trip.

Like, this happens all the time. Like, three or four times a month he does this

and he's just gone and he doesn't even tell me.

He leaves me here all alone and I don't like it.

I'm sorry.

I should probably get going.

I gotta check in my place anyway, so here, let me help you with the dishes.

No, no, no.

Check into what place?

Well, I mean, I rented a place for the weekend.

No. We have a perfectly good couch. I'm not going to let you pay for a place.

Are you sure?

Yeah, of course. You're my husband's best friend from college. You can

crash on our couch.

Now I'm home alone.

Okay, all right. Well, thank you. Give me your plate.

Sit down. Get comfy.

Well, you've got blanket, pillows, everything you need. The remote's over

TV. Oh, okay. And there's still some wine left from dinner if you want. Help

yourself to anything in the kitchen, really.

All right. Thank you so much. John is a very lucky man.

I know I would not be leaving you alone. That's for sure.

Well, make yourself at home. Okay. All right.

You know, you should teach him a lesson.

This serves him right, that fucker.

How hard it is to send a fucking text message.

Who's texting me?

Oh shit

I see you got my message.

I did.

Oh my God, you're so fucking sexy.

Could you really not leave me home alone all weekend?

Definitely not.

You deserve to be worshipped.

Can I tell you something?

Yeah, tell me.

I've wanted to fuck you since I was at your wedding.

Maybe you were the best.

That's it.

I'm so fucking glad you didn't kill Paul.

Yeah, fuck him.

oh you're so good

oh

my god

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh my god, yes.

I want to ride your car. I know you love my

big fat head.

You want to stick your dick in there?

Alright.

Good for you.

That's it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh that's it.

Shit. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, baby.

Just like that.

Oh, my God. Just like that.

I'm going to cum so hard.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit. Oh, shit, it fucks so good.

Oh, shit, it fucks me so good.

Ha ha.

Oh shit. You fucked my big fat tits, baby.

I didn't mean to come. Yes, I want you to come and live with me.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck it. Oh, shit. Give it to me, baby. Oh, here it comes, baby.

Oh, I want it.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Yes, baby.

Come on.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.