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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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So,
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you guys do this every Friday night?
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I mean, yeah, I try to.
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I like to make a nice dinner on Friday
nights.
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Well, or excuse me, you are an amazing
cook, so.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah, John did not tell me that.
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What? No, he told now.
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He didn't tell you that? It's like
totally my thing.
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He's keeping it to himself. That's what
he's doing.
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I don't know where he is. He was
supposed to be home at like 5 o 'clock.
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When I talked to him last week, he said
he'd be here. So he said, stop on by.
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So I'm sorry for the impromptu visit.
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I mean,
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it worked out. At least I didn't have to
eat this whole dinner by myself.
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It's true.
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It's true.
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I'm just going to call him.
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That way it won't worry, right? Yeah.
Yeah.
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It's ringing.
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Hey, baby, where are you? You were
supposed to be home like an hour ago.
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What?
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Okay, but it's Friday and I cooked
dinner.
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Well, you could have told me that.
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No, I know. I know.
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Send a text or something.
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All right, whatever. We'll talk about it
when you get home.
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It was supposed to be a surprise. Your
friend Ryan from college showed up.
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Yeah, he ate your dinner.
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He really likes your chicken.
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Yeah. He said he talked to you last
week. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Fine.
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Bye.
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He's in Boston.
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He's in Boston? He's in Boston.
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Hello?
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Send a text message. What the hell, man?
Like, isn't that rude? Like, wouldn't
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you communicate better?
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Yeah, you could send a message, yeah.
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I mean, so he's not coming back tonight
at all?
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No, he said he's gone for the whole
weekend on a business trip.
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Like, this happens all the time. Like,
three or four times a month he does this
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and he's just gone and he doesn't even
tell me.
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He leaves me here all alone and I don't
like it.
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I'm sorry.
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I should probably get going.
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I gotta check in my place anyway, so
here, let me help you with the dishes.
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No, no, no.
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Check into what place?
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Well, I mean, I rented a place for the
weekend.
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No. We have a perfectly good couch. I'm
not going to let you pay for a place.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, of course. You're my husband's
best friend from college. You can
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crash on our couch.
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Now I'm home alone.
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Okay, all right. Well, thank you. Give
me your plate.
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Sit down. Get comfy.
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Well, you've got blanket, pillows,
everything you need. The remote's over
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TV. Oh, okay. And there's still some
wine left from dinner if you want. Help
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yourself to anything in the kitchen,
really.
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All right. Thank you so much. John is a
very lucky man.
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I know I would not be leaving you alone.
That's for sure.
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Well, make yourself at home. Okay. All
right.
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You know, you should teach him a lesson.
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This serves him right, that fucker.
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How hard it is to send a fucking text
message.
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Who's texting me?
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Oh shit
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I see you got my message.
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I did.
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Oh my God, you're so fucking sexy.
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Could you really not leave me home alone
all weekend?
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Definitely not.
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You deserve to be worshipped.
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Can I tell you something?
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Yeah, tell me.
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I've wanted to fuck you since I was at
your wedding.
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Maybe you were the best.
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That's it.
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I'm so fucking glad you didn't kill
Paul.
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Yeah, fuck him.
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oh you're so good
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oh
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my god
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Oh my god, yes.
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I want to ride your car. I know you love
my
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big fat head.
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You want to stick your dick in there?
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Alright.
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Good for you.
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That's it.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry.
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Oh that's it.
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Shit. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, baby.
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Just like that.
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Oh, my God. Just like that.
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I'm going to cum so hard.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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shit. Oh, shit, it fucks so good.
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Oh, shit, it fucks me so good.
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Ha ha.
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Oh shit. You fucked my big fat tits,
baby.
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I didn't mean to come. Yes, I want you
to come and live with me.
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Oh shit.
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Oh shit.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, fuck it. Oh, shit. Give it to me,
baby. Oh, here it comes, baby.
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Oh, I want it.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, shit.
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Yes, baby.
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Come on.
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Naughty America.
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Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.
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