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See, do you want a hot dog?
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No, that's off.
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Dennis, dog.
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Get that hot dog away from me or you're
going to get hot dog grease on my
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seersucker suit.
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Why'd you guys get so dressed up anyway?
People get dressed up to go to horse
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races. We're not going to a football
game. You guys are going to look like a
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bunch of schlubs.
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All right.
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Mac, you want a raw hot dog?
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No. What? Charlie, you're eating them
raw? Yeah.
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Mac and I are doing like this raw dog
thing. It's pretty cool. That's not what
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raw dogging is. It's not?
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It's a sexual thing, Charlie.
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Well, that's true, Frank. But in this
case, it's a completely different kind
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raw dog. It's like this whole TikTok
trend where people deprive themselves of
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creature comforts while traveling
somewhere.
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I don't get the point of it. Well, the
point is, it's about getting back to
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basics before we're all pampered and
soft. Well, you're going to be missing
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Mac. This whole experience is going to
be about glamour.
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Opulence. The majestic excellence of
thoroughbreds. Earthquaking down a track
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while we sip on mint juleps and eat
pimento cheese finger sandwiches amongst
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southern elite.
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Kentucky Derby?
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Here we come.
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Oops.
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Uh -uh. What do you mean, oops? What
does that mean?
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We're going somewhere else.
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Somewhere else?
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Freaking... Where are you taking us?
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My God, this place is a shithole. What
are you talking about? This is great.
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This is a dog track, baby.
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You know, in hindsight, I should have
realized when we got those bus tickets
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that the Kentucky Derby is not held in
West Virginia. All right, let's stop
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bitching. What do we want to do? You
want to go play some bets or something?
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It's a solo class.
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All right, whatever.
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Let's get some more raw hot dogs then.
We'll jump on Mac's raw dog day. You're
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not getting it, Charlie. I am the raw
dog in this situation.
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I don't want to eat dogs, watch dogs, or
be dogs.
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Okay, this is not the classy vibe I was
looking for. Why are we here, Frank?
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Well, because this place is closing
down, and I am a minority owner of one
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those hounds. You own parts of a dog?
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Yes, 40 % of pennies from heaven.
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Pennies from heaven? God, if I was going
to be receiving something from heaven,
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the last thing I'd want is pennies.
They're worthless. I got to pop up to
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owner's box to chop up with the majority
shareholder first.
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So... Owner's box, okay. I like the
sound of that. Get away from this
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before one stabs us. Might be able to
get a decent cocktail up there.
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Yeah, we'll do that. All right, Matt,
you want to go play some bats, dude?
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That'll be fine.
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Well, let's do it. Come on, man.
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All right, how do we do this, man? Like,
how do we know which dog to bet on?
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I guess we just pick the rawest one.
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Yeah, but how do we know which is the
rawest dog? Like, you think there's,
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a one -eyed dog or, like, a... I'm
pretty sure they're all going to have
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eyes, dude. Yeah, that's what I'm
worried about.
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Maybe we should ask one of these
mongrels around here. They look pretty
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me. Yeah, these are raw people we're
with.
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Look at that dude right there, man.
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That guy looks like Dog the Bounty
Hunter. Who's rarer than that? He does.
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does. But, you know, his hair routine,
that seems like a lot of effort, and
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is not raw. Yeah, there's a lot of
primping involved.
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Conditioner, blow dryers. It's not raw
to care that much. Really? What about
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this dude?
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I got a Snoop Dogg vibe off this guy,
right? Who's rarer than Snoop, man?
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Nobody. Well, ever since he became best
friends with Martha Stewart at the
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Olympics, that kind of took him. That
was weird.
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Took the dog out of him. That killed it
for me. Took the dog out of him. That
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killed it for me.
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There's a guy right there.
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Check this dude out. Which guy? Kind of
piecing out against the door right
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there. He's raw. What makes you say
that? He's not wearing shoes.
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Which is fucking disgusting.
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Look at the ground.
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No, man. There's something raw.
Something about this man. There's
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about that. No, I'm getting a good vibe.
You know, I can sense it like a dog.
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Come on, let's go. I don't get your
understanding of what I'm going for.
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Excuse me, sir.
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My friend and I are going to place a bet
on the next race. We just don't know,
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like, who's a good dog, you know? If
you're sniffing around for a winner, I
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my last bone on Squeaky Wheel.
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Runs real good after the rain.
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Loves the wind out of the southeast.
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Squeaky Wheel's going to get the grease,
if you ask me. That's Squeaky Wheel.
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That's a good pointer. It's your hot dog
on the ground.
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Oh, sorry, dude. Yeah, I think I was
holding the bag upside down. I must have
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dropped it.
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You eating it?
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Uh, no.
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It's raw, though, just so you know. Oh,
that's okay.
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Good luck with the race.
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Okay. Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
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Nice. That dude was great. Let's place
that bet. What are you talking about? I
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think he's going to eat that hot dog. So
what? A raw hot dog from the ground?
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Oh, Charlie. Oh, excuse me. Oh, I can
only eat food that was on the list.
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Did you see those feet? Oh, I have to
have shoes on constantly.
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Oh. I think he's very, very sick.
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following your raw dog idea, and the
second I suggest something, you're
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all over it, man. I give you advice of a
shoeless hobo, okay? My dog was
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awesome, man. I don't know. I'm trying
to do your thing. His feet look like
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hams. He's thick. I think he's very
thick. I do like the sound of an owner's
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box. Yeah, we're owner's box people.
That's right. We belong here.
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A little smoky. Yeah, my eyes are
burning. That's the Menthols. Oh, is it?
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Hey, Frank.
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My man.
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How you doing, brother? I'm tits. This
is Dennis, and this is Dee.
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They're my kids, or whatnot.
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Okay.
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You all dressed up. We were led to
believe we were going to the Kentucky
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Yeah, we thought we were stepping into a
little bit more of a classy affair, you
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know. I think you'll find the dog track
to be quite elegant.
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Menthol? No.
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I'm good. Thank you. I'm good.
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Speaking of elegant, let's talk stud
rights.
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I got what you want right here, Frank.
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Your 40%. You did it already?
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Yeah. I was supposed to film that for
the Saudis.
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Saudis? Yeah.
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Man, I don't do business with them.
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What are you out there talking about?
Well, you got to do it again so I can
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it. Before a race? Yes, before a race.
No way, Frank.
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Milking's done.
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Yes, yes. I believe they're talking
about masturbating a dog. That's what I
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worried about. Okay, guys, we're out of
here. No, wait, wait, wait. The Saudis
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will pay big money for that. Is that
right?
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Yes.
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That jar could have a border collie's
jizz in it for all I know. Yeah. I got
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be sure.
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I got that. Okay. What we should do is
we could sneak down there and I could
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film you guys getting it.
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He wants us to get it. We're not jerking
a dog off, Frank. That's not something
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we're doing today. That's not the kind
of day we were looking to have.
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All right. Okay, all right, all right.
You don't have to help me with the dog.
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But don't take it out on the track.
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I mean, you can still have some fun.
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Why don't you put a bet on the first
race?
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Here, here, I'll tell you what. Put $10
on Squeaky Wheel. I hate these stupid
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dog names.
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Here, you go. I'm not going to not take
it.
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Holy shit, they are fast.
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That is impressive.
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Around the final turn, Squeaky Wheel
making a move.
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Down the stretcher they come, it's
Squeaky Wheel.
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We would have won, dude. Come on. We got
to go find that Rondon guy. That's our
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guy. That's our Don, man.
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Creepy wheel.
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Okay, okay.
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What did I tell you?
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How much do we win? $200 each. Really?
Oh, my God, Frank. I got to tell you,
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there's a real rush in this. Hey,
anybody want a screwdriver?
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Yeah. Yeah, toss me one of those
menthols, too, while you're at it. Yeah,
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Hey, Frank, when's the next race? Oh, we
got a minute. What, were you looking
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for action?
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Maybe, yeah. What do you have in mind?
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Rochambeau for $100. I'm in. Wait, what?
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Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
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Oh, rock, paper, scissors. I'm up $300.
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Okay. I go. I go. I go.
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
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Seriously,
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dummy? Pay me, bitch.
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I'll tell you what. We go $500 each,
right?
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Absolutely. Ready? Absolutely. I'll call
this one. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors,
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shoot. Oh.
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I know he was going to do the same one
three times.
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Yeah, I guess we lost it all, didn't we?
Is that it?
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Okay, that's all right. We'll win it
back.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Frank, what else can we bet on, man?
Okay, what number am I thinking of
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one and ten?
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$100. Okay, yeah.
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Seven.
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Nope, wrong.
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You owe me $100.
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Pork it over.
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I don't know. We need to find this guy.
Maybe he just got lucky. Nah, this is
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the guy, man. This is our raw dog.
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Yeah, you know where he is? He's
probably at the ticket window collecting
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winnings, right?
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I don't know.
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Wait a second. Is that him down there on
all fours? Is he foraging for more
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food? He probably just dropped his
ticket or something, man. Come on, let's
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talk to him. All right.
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Excuse me. Uh, sir, hi. I don't know if
you remember us. We didn't get your name
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earlier? It's Sparky. What you looking
for down there, Sparky?
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Corn nuts.
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See, dude, I told you he was looking for
food. No, not to eat.
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See, people drop them and they blow onto
the track.
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A single corn nut can turn a dog's
ankle, ruin its career.
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Oh, so you're like a janitor here. Man,
I do that too. It's actually pretty
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cool. No, I take care of the dogs. But I
do like to tidy up on occasion, like
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that hawk dog that you found.
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Dogs appreciated that, by the way.
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That's what you were doing. Okay.
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All right, but what's with the no shoes?
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Dog don't wear shoes, so why should I?
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I like to feel what they feel, know what
they know.
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Dog's a majestic creature.
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Ain't no coincidence the guy spelled
backwards is dog.
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Oh, dude, I think I had you pegged like
all wrong. You are super raw.
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Raw? Oh, yeah, my buddy and I were,
like, doing a raw dog thing. Yeah, I'm
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trying to re -embrace my raw dog nature.
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Lately, I've been feeling no joy. I've
overindulged.
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I've been taking crazy risks. I jumped
off the top of a jungle gym the other
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day. I went to a nightclub and got
really raw with it. Had a bit of a
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I've been seeking my pleasures through
thrills and sexual conquests, and I
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I need to be more raw.
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You know, raw spelled backwards is war,
and you sound like you. War with
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yourself.
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It's blowing my mind. Wow, dude. Me too.
What else can you spell backwards? I
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feel like we could learn something from
you, bro. Yeah, I want to learn the way
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of the dog.
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Yes. Yeah. Totally.
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Can we tag along with you?
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Let's do it. All right. Yeah, by the
way, how much you win?
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Win? On your bet.
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Oh, I don't bet on dogs.
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Gambling can drive a man crazy.
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Making him do things against his better
nature.
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Gambling will make you lower than the
lowest dog there is.
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No, no, no. Give me the tie, Dee. Come
on, what are you doing? Give me 18
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Roll for it, then.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Woo!
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I gave you this hat for the dog -siring
rights.
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Ah, no dice, right? 100 grand, you can
go jerk them off right now. Come on,
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guys, let's keep it classy, all right?
Next bet, next bet, next bet. Let's go.
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All even numbers, I gave you, Jack. You
know, let's stick to cash, okay? You're
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not getting any cash. I got no cash.
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I got $3 in my pocket. You're out of
money. I got $3. 10 bucks, you're going
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eat that gum off the floor. I'll do it.
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No, what are you doing? Stop it.
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$20, you ripped Dennis' jacket. No, I
just want to win my money back. Don't
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the sleeve. Come on.
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God damn it!
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All right, roast your boat and get it
tailored. No problem.
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Suck it, bitch. You got to get that shit
tailored.
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You bitch.
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I like it like that. Yeah, it's better
like that. All right, come on. Next bet,
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next bet, next bet.
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Yeah,
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man. Some folks are just chasing the
wrong rabbit.
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Dead one who's really running, sir.
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Why are you spitting in the bowls?
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I'll let you know on the album.
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Oh, dude, that's... Sick, man.
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I'm going to start spitting in people's
beers at my job, you know what I mean?
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Nah, don't do that, though.
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Goddamn, do you have any idea how much
money I blew on you? Excuse me for a
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second, fellas.
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We got a problem here.
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I feel like I want to be raw, but every
time he does something cool, he then
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does something really raw, and it kind
of grosses me out.
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You don't like that he's spitting in the
dog food? No, I don't like that he
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expressed that dog's anal glands with
his bare hands.
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Yeah. But, I mean, like, look, dude, you
want to be raw, you got to get your
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hands a little dirty. Well, you don't
got to, because there's gloves right
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there. There were gloves right there,
weren't there? Whoa!
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Whoa! Take it easy.
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Okay, okay, okay. Well, he's got that
dog in him. Yeah, he's got a full dog on
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that guy, huh? Forget about it. Forget
about it.
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Wow, that was intense, man. Whoa!
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Sorry I had to see that.
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Sometimes I'm just off my leash and
protecting my pack. Yeah.
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Oh!
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That's the one you expressed the gland
with. Yeah. Yeah. Now, this dog here is
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hurt.
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He can't race no more. It makes him mine
now.
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You get to keep the dog? Yeah, I got to
take him home, take care of him. I'm
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going to live right here.
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In the dog kennel? Oh, I wish.
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I live in a trailer out in the parking
lot.
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Oh.
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Come on.
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Let's get out of here.
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What if this place makes animals of us
all?
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Ready, set, go!
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We've been degraded.
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Frank, we're out of here. It's not
classy. It's not classy, Frank.
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It's not classy. It's not classy.
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It's not classy. I was bad. He pushed us
too far, D.
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He turned us into the dog.
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You got to stop, D.
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man i have a plan i have a plan now we
can get our money back and then
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nothing for our clothes no no no we
gotta be smarter than that team gotta be
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smarter we can't play their games
anymore okay we're gonna get our money
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we're gonna make even more money but
we're gonna have to do something pretty
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come on sherlock bones let's go
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Well, this is my kennel.
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Cool, living at the dog track. That's
raw, dude.
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Yeah.
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Oh, well, pardon the tart, boys.
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Dogs get a little messy every now and
then. Oh. And you're putting the dog's
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needs first. Yeah, right. All day.
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Man, you have opened my eyes.
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Yeah. You have spent your entire life
giving, and all I do is take. Yeah,
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a big taker. Yeah, I am. I'm a bit of a
taker. You are, too, though.
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But look, I feel like being raw is
putting yourself last. And that's a good
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to be.
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Yeah, dude.
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Put yourself last. And tarps? I mean,
pretty awesome, man. I might get a tarp
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for Frank. What kind of breed is Frank?
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Oh, Frank's a man.
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He's a man. He's a man. He's a human
man, but he's messy like a dog. Yeah.
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But he's a man.
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Yeah. Anyways.
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Yeah. Hey, listen, man, just thanks
again for everything. This has been an
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awesome day.
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I'm really just so sorry they're closing
this place down.
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They're doing what now?
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Oh, you didn't hear? Oh, this place is
closing down. Yeah, I think there's not
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going to be any more dog tracks in
America.
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I did not know that.
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I think somebody would have told me.
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Oh, well, I guess I'm always just the
last to know.
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All right.
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Say, boys, you...
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I don't know if I'll go spend a couple
minutes with my thoughts here.
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Yeah, no, go take a minute and we'll
hang here and... God, I feel bad that he
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didn't know. I feel so bad. I can't
believe they would keep him in the dark
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that, man. You know what?
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He's got such a great outlook on life. I
bet he bounces right back. He
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definitely will.
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That sounded like a gunshot, man. It did
sound like a gunshot. Do you think he
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shot the dog?
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Why?
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I don't know, maybe that's what he was
talking about when he says he takes care
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of the dogs, like he shoots them when
they can't race anymore. Is that a
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That might be a thing. That might be why
they're shutting down all these places
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all over the country. Because they shoot
the dogs? Yes!
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Oh.
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Well, if he didn't shoot the dog, what
did he shoot?
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Oh.
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He was feeling a little too raw.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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This is a crime scene now, right? Yeah.
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You know what? Wipe our prints. Yeah,
we're thinking the same thing. We've got
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to wipe the prints.
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Let's just get out of here. Let's just
get out of here. You want to burn this
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thing down?
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Go, go.
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Frank, there he is. Frank, Frank, we've
got to go. We've got to get out of here,
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man. We've got to go. There is a seedy
underbelly to this place.
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It's not good. Bad things happen.
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Fingerprints. We've got to get out of
here. We've got to go. We've got to go.
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Why are you drunk like this?
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Yeah, not now, not now. We want our
clothes, we want our money, and we want
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of whatever the Saudis were going to pay
you. You did it? Oh, yeah, we did it,
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you son of a bitch.
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Prove it.
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No problem.
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No,
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we're going to do it. No, they're going
to see it.
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With much respect, we present to you
Penny Sermon.
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Champion racing dog.
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Let this video serve as proof to show
authenticity.
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Oh, God. Okay. All right. Here we go.
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Yep. Yep. Get underneath.
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Get underneath.
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Oh, my God, man.
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00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:56,909
You won what? The bet. I bet Louie I
could get you guys to jerk off a dog,
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you didn't.
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The Saudis. What about the Saudis? I
don't know no Saudis.
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I don't even own a dog. What are you
talking about, Frank? The only reason
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we're here is so I could bet on you. You
are my raw dogs, and you won.
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00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:14,560
No, no, we're here because you wanted to
bet on the dog races.
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Dog races? I never bought a bet on a dog
race. That's low -class shit.
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Is the guy's raw dogging at home?
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Anyone like a coordinate?
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I don't know what's going on with me.
Let's do it again.
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