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Monica, I thought the gardeners were
supposed to come today.
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Monica?
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Oh, come on, that hide -and -seek again.
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Last time I nearly pulled a hammy trying
to unwedge you out of the hamper.
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Monica!
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Pooh Bear?
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No Pooh Bear, eh?
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Sookie. Sookie now.
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Ah,
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at last we meet.
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Me old friend.
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Ah, football.
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Me even older friend.
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And beer.
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Me even colder friend.
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Surprise!
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Please tell me you're holding a large
pizza.
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Naked. No.
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I'm pregnant.
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We're having a baby, baby.
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I know, baby. I was speechless, too.
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Yeah, Negro ain't nobody that
speechless.
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Hey, can we do this whole wonderful
thing maybe tomorrow?
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I just think I need one more day in my
underwear. You know, I think.
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Please don't be mad.
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I'm not mad, William. No.
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You take your time. Because it's a whole
lot to take in, you know, today and my
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skivvies, but tomorrow.
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Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
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Tomorrow.
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night, sweetie.
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Which is why I didn't call.
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You know, I don't want to be rude, act
like I ain't got no kind of home
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training.
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Girl, let's have some vino.
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I'd love to. If it wasn't half past, go
home to your husband.
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Maya, come on. I'm tired.
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And I'm thirsty.
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So let's twist open a bottle of this
stuff that you claim is good wine.
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Maya, what's going on? What?
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Girl, please.
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all this late night crazy?
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I'm pushing pause for a minute, you
know?
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Just hanging with my girl, having some
wine.
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Before Darnell realizes I'm AWOL from
Miscarriage Central.
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Maya. What?
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Well, that's how it feels.
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Sometimes, you know, the prayer circles,
the condolence cards, the never -ending
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phone calls from my mama, my big mama,
Darnell's big mama, everybody's big
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Sweetie, you should have called me.
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Fine, you know, I got some air, took a
walk, got to see all the scared white
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folk pulling down their shades.
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You know, gentrification at its finest.
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Well, next time you need to get out of
the house, you should come here first.
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I'll make some tea and we can talk.
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That's the point, John.
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I'm tired of talking.
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I'm fine. I'm okay.
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I'm over losing a baby.
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Losing a baby isn't something you just
get over.
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How would you know, Joan?
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Have you ever lost a baby?
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I have.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just tired of having to act how
everybody thinks a grieving mother is
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supposed to act.
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You know, like there's some script that
dictates what I'm supposed to say.
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I don't know, girl. I just don't know
when it's okay to move on.
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Everybody else seems to be so stuck in
this thing.
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But, you know, I knew I had fibroids. I
knew the pregnancy was a risk, you know?
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Maybe I just prepared myself for
something because I'm okay.
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I'm fine. You know, what I'm not fine
about is the fact that I... Just say it,
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Maya. What?
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What? Maya, come on. Just say it,
sweetie.
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I know this isn't PC.
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But the real is, I actually feel worse
about losing the book
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deal than I do losing the baby.
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Now wait.
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Before you judge, girl, I birthed those
books.
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Now it's all over.
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And I miss my career.
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Okay. Go ahead.
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Now judge.
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Come on, I don't judge.
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Much.
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Anymore. Well, certainly not out loud.
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Monica?
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Have you been calling me?
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Because I can't hear anything up here in
the guest bedroom that I hope I can
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come out of.
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Soon.
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Shouldn't you be enjoying your last day
of not being a father?
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No.
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Because now I've had time to process all
the information, and I'm so happy.
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We're having a baby.
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I'm having a baby, William. I'm having a
baby. Monica, I'm sorry about the way I
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reacted. It was stupid.
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But I was deep in the man cave, watching
TV, drinking beer in my boxer shorts.
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But now I'm back.
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And I'm so happy. We're having a baby.
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You're just saying that because you
think that's what you're supposed to
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But that is what I'm supposed to say. I
was just too stupid to say it when I was
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supposed to say it. No, you're not
supposed to say anything except how you
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really feel.
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And by your reaction, I know how you
really feel.
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And so will my unborn fatherless child.
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So you're just going to keep hanging on
to what I did?
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You know how I do.
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Lynn!
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claim she's half Filipina?
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No. She's in denial about the baby.
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What? The baby? Lynn, will you please
turn that music down?
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I can't. Rico needs it for inspiration.
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Who the hell is Rico?
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You remember Rico?
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My stylist buddy. Remember last year he
did me up in pink for that 5K for breast
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cancer I ran?
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Anyway, this time Rico's doing me up in
blue.
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Like a moth to a flame, I have to ask.
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Why?
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I just woke up with this craving for
blueberry pancakes, and then it just
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of snowballed. And then I thought,
hello, my name is Indigo Sky. I should
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blue.
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I'm scared because I actually followed
that train of thought to Linville.
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So what's up with Maya?
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I just saw her yesterday, and she said
she was fine.
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Hello. She was practically screaming,
I'm in pain, help me.
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She said she's over losing the baby.
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Uh, well, here's a thought. Maybe she's
over losing the baby.
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Sometimes the way people act and what
they say isn't what they really feel.
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You have to dig a little deeper. And
sometimes you have to let people deal
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things their own way.
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If she needs this, she'll come to us.
No!
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Maya needs an emotional enema.
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We should take her shopping.
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What? It's a form of therapy. Tony
taught it to me back in the 80s, and
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Saturday I was unblocked with a fly new
pair of shoes and a whole array of
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really cool parachute pants.
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Joan, parachute pants were never cool.
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Shut up, Lynn. I'm going to pick you up
in about an hour.
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Oh, I can't. This is really important.
Why not?
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Because Rico's whip -stitching my ass.
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Maya, isn't this place cute?
Everything's vintage. Yesterday, I got
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YSL Reeve Gauche blouse made of polished
black cotton with ruffles and ruching.
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Oh, my God!
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Joe, why are you all up in here speaking
in tongues?
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Maya, come on.
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Relax.
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Spend. It's a good release.
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Joe.
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Rina! Hi!
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I was going to call you. We just got in
a beautifully constructed midnight
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chiffon dress.
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Perfect on you. Oh, my God, I need to
try it on. And these, too. Great, I'll
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a room started for you. Thank you.
Nothing yet?
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Just looking.
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Oh, a looker.
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Hey, Rina, this one, too. Oh, great.
Thank you. Isn't she just the sweetest
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little sweetie?
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What's your damn year paying her a
mortgage buying all these damn youth
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Maya, this will be fabulous on you.
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Yeah, I mean, it's cute, I guess. Cute?
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Maya, it's vintage Gucci inspired.
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I don't know, my girl.
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$500. I'm inspired to slap you, silly.
And it could stay right here in this
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store, okay?
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Girl, you know, I can't afford that. I
don't have a career, remember?
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No, but... I'm gonna look at this color
on you.
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I'm gonna get it for you. It's gonna
make you feel better.
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Oh, really?
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About what? About my book?
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Because the only thing that'll make me
feel better is for my ex -publisher to
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hit by a runaway bookmobile that I'm
driving.
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No, Maya, not about your book. About
other things.
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I told you I'm fine about other things.
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I know.
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But if you're not fine about other
things and you want to talk about...
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things, then Rina and I are here and we
can get your dressing room started.
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Will you please stop trying to stir
things up?
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I'm just trying to help. I told you I
don't need your help. That's it, Maya.
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mad. Get a dress. It's called retail
therapy. You're just in serious denial
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about the PB.
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And I just want you to comfort yourself
by...
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By buying a damn shirt and supporting a
black -owned business. Okay.
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Excuse me?
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Everything I patronize is owned by Magic
Johnson.
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Especially if you buy something for
Ronnie Salon. So I don't need some
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-ass therapy techniques, okay? So leave
it alone. I told you.
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I'm fine.
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Fine, Maya. Be fine. But I know why
we're here. And I believe in the value
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retail therapy.
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So if you're not going to shop and heal,
then I'm going to shop and heal for
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you. Because I know there's some stuff
here that you need.
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Why are you up in here acting all
supermarket sweet?
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Because I believe that culottes are
coming back. And, girl, you're made for
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culotte. Honey, don't nobody want no
damn culotte. Listen, I don't want
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anything, okay? That's because you're in
denial, Maya, okay? You're stuck
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emotionally. You don't know what you
want. You don't know how to release it.
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Ooh, you would look so Ola Ray and
Thriller in this.
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Okay, Jeanette, let's go.
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No, I don't want to go, okay? We haven't
done the tip end of this rack.
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Okay, it's fine if you don't stay, but
I'm going. Do the car keys. I'm going to
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go. No, I can't be up in here anymore.
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Ooh, Vera Wang!
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Jackpot, baby!
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What the hell?
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Why are you walking around with the
stuffing still in your bag unless you're
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in here trying to...
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Helicopter
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crash in Baghdad.
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Four soldiers die in Iraqi attack.
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Joan.
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Hello?
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I'm down at this little store in
Ventura. We got a code six.
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Your credit card was declined?
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No, that's a code eight. I said code
six, distressed shopper.
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Oh, God. Joan said you were in denial.
Are you okay?
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Oh, honey, I'm not the one in denial,
okay?
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Joan is. What happened?
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Okay, listen.
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Joan's been walking around with a
vintage bag full of newspaper clippings
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Iraq, all right? Like she's some Baghdad
bag lady.
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Now she's holed up in the dressing room
trying to stuff her ass into couture
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pants two sizes too small, mumbling
something about Aaron, a military vet.
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I need you to get down here real quick.
Bring the smelling salts so we can wake
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her up after we knock her out and drag
her ass to the car.
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But I'm blue.
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Fuck your bipolar mood swings, okay? We
have a serious case of crazy to reckon
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with. Okay? Okay.
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Mmm.
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Something smells good.
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What's cooking, good -looking?
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Oh, my $1 ,700 touchscreen universal
remote.
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Tasty.
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Look, Monica, I'm sorry.
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No, William, is this what it's going to
be like?
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Like the wedding? I think we're good,
and I find out you're on a different
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Now, you said you wanted children.
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I do. Then why don't you react that way?
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My reaction was all about me.
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I was being a jerk, and I'm scared about
being a dad.
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You know, I guess you could say that I
was kind of a jerk chicken.
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Look, I have all these thoughts going
through my head. Am I ready to be a
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father?
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Is this really a surprise?
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And then... No, no, no. Wait a minute.
Back up.
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What do you mean, is this really a
surprise?
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Monica, you know I love you, but come
on.
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With you, nothing just happens.
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Like we just happen to meet.
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Then your whole plan for me to become
senior partner.
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And then surprise!
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You're pregnant after we planned to wait
a year? Well, your penis didn't decide
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to wait a year.
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You know, little Willie never pays me no
never mind.
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Monica, come on. It was just a fleeting
thought.
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You know how you always go to the truck
thing with me while I occasionally
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revisit how you swoop down on me like a
bird of prey.
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We got a lot to work out. So what?
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I figure we have a lot of time to do it.
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Till death do us part.
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I love you, baby, and I can't wait to
see you all pregnant and glowing.
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mad at you.
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I always dreamed about how I would tell
you I was pregnant and you ruined it.
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Now every time I tell that story, it
paints it.
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Well, nobody else knows, right?
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So every time we tell someone, you can
relive your special moment.
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Okay. So let's tell somebody.
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What should we tell?
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We can tell Mama, right?
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Mama will never let us down.
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Guess what? We're pregnant.
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Me and Monica.
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What? What did she say? What did she
say? Oh, Mama, don't cry.
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She's crying.
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No. No, no, wait.
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Mama's dog, Fluffy, just died.
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But... Oh, sweetie, I should really be
with Mama.
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That's it. Let it all out. I'm here.
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Maya, I'm here. Where is she? She's over
here.
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No, wait a minute.
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What the hell?
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You know what? Never mind. Come on.
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No.
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What the hell?
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Excuse me, ma 'am, you can't come in
here.
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Why not?
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Because you're a blue weirdo.
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Oh, I see.
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So if I was a white weirdo, would you
let me in?
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Something to think about, huh?
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Listen,
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she's in a very, very fragile state. We
have to be calm.
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Okay, then... I got it, I got it.
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Easy, okay?
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Joan, sweetie, it's Nan.
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the crack of Latin.
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Maya says you have hundreds of newspaper
clippings and emails from Aaron in your
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purse. And? And bitch, that's crazy.
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Sweetie, I think we need to talk about
Aaron and how you're doing.
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That's funny.
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See, she's cracking up.
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Aaron's gone and so is her mind.
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Just play along like we're eating a
joke.
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It's like college you want to watch.
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What is so funny? You tell us.
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I'm laughing because now y 'all want to
talk about Aaron. That is funny.
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We want to talk because we're worried
about you.
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I don't think you're dealing with Aaron
and how you're feeling.
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Which is why you're shopping like this.
I'm not dealing with it. I deal with it
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every day. You guys don't deal with it.
You never even ask about Aaron. He left,
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and you never bring him up.
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Joan, that's not true. We talk about
Aaron all the time.
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No. No, you don't. You make joke.
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about how I send too many care packages
or about how his head is so shiny that
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he could guide ships through fog.
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Is that one of yours?
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Well, to be fair, Darnell came up with
that. I mean, I... You guys don't even
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ask how he's doing.
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How I'm doing.
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Maya, you said you're tired of the
grieving mother script. I wish I was
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a script. I just wish that somebody
would give a damn about me.
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Joan, we don't... Talk about him because
we don't want to remind you that he's
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over there.
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And Joan, sweetie, I just don't know
what to say.
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Say anything.
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Blue, too.
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But we're going to get through this.
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What about you, Maya?
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What about me?
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Well, what have you been holding in?
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Because I've got another shoulder primed
and ready.
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Yeah, Maya, you should release.
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Listen, I've told you, okay? I'm fine
about the baby, all right?
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Maya will accept to spell it out.
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Hello? Really?
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Oh, my God.
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Monica and William are having a baby.
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Oh, no.
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That bitch stole my baby!
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Oh, your mom... cared about was her damn
dog.
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Hey, your father didn't even know who
the hell we were.
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And what's with Joe, Mai, and Lynn?
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You know how they are sometimes.
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