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Where's the mouse?
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The question is, where's the doorbell?
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What?
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Tonya came barging in here again without
ringing the bell.
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Lynn, I am not on the hot seat here. You
are. Maya called me, and she told me
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about the mouse.
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I lived in this house for ten years, and
I never had a pest problem.
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Besides you.
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Stop tripping. The mouse is gone.
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Oh. Good.
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My cat got rid of him.
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What cat?
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Killer. I got him from the pound.
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When you can't have a cat, the lease has
a very clear no -pet policy.
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Kibble's not a pet.
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He's an employee.
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And he keeps the house pet -free, and I
pay him with kibble and love.
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Joan,
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before you go off, JoJo is not my pet.
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He's my percussionist.
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He's not half bad.
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Don't forget your lunch.
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Why don't you pack me? You like ham and
cheese, right?
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Yeah. Good. You'll get that tomorrow.
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Today you get leftover chicken, dark
meat.
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You know you like it.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, baby. Check the
caller ID. Is it 212 area code?
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Yeah. Then don't pick it up. It could be
my publishing company.
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So? So they want their third book and
I'm not ready to give it to them yet.
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My, they're just going to call back.
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Well, if they call back, tell them I
went on a writer's retreat up in the
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off the grid, and I cut my hair into a
little short afro.
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Why do you have a little short afro
somewhere all up off the grid?
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That way they know I'm serious about my
writing and I didn't have time to get my
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hair did.
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Speaking of which, I got to get dressed
and get my hair did.
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I thought we had a baby appointment
today.
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We do.
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After I get my hair did.
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Maya, you know I can't be at the
doctor's after you get your hair did. I
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be at the garage.
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Don't know. Come on, baby.
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Baby, come on. I'm sorry, okay?
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The doctor can look at our baby anytime.
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But Ronnie can only squeeze me in
between a press and bump and a
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William, where have you been?
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Uh, jogging.
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You went jogging without me?
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Well, I had to get an early start this
morning. I didn't want to wake you.
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We always go jogging together.
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Well, it's still early.
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Get out there, woman, and pound the
pavement.
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I said we always go jogging together.
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I love jogging together, but I have to
get out early this morning. I have to
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file a brief, prepare a deposition.
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Ooh, I'm going to get my edges edged.
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But we're still in our honeymoon phase,
and I just want to do everything with my
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boo. Of course you do.
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So? Let's make our morning smoothie.
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Well, Monica, you sure you want to keep
down in those smoothies?
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Why not?
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They're not exactly smoothing out the
old hips, now, are they?
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See, I know you're not calling me fat.
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Oh, Monica, I'm not calling you fat.
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I'm calling those pudgy little fingers
fat.
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You know what? I'm going to leave before
I make your lip fat.
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Here's your coffee, baby.
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What? Oh, well, okay.
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Good morning to you, too.
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Lynn!
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Lynn!
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Why are my trash cans still out on the
street? And why are you always busting
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here like I got contraband in my house?
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Which I don't anymore.
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Leaving my trash cans out on the street.
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Makes my neighbors think that I'm
slovenly and I don't care.
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Joan, they're not thinking about you.
You don't live here anymore.
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They don't know that.
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Yeah, they do. The whole neighborhood
threw a block party to celebrate.
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Whatever.
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Hi, I'm Joan.
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Who is this?
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None of your business.
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Lynn, I don't want strangers in my
house. He slept here last night, so he's
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a stranger.
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Oh, really?
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What's his name?
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Not a stranger.
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Joan, bye -bye.
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Go. Look, Lynn, I'm serious. Who is this
man? He doesn't even talk. What is he,
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mute?
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Oh, wow.
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Well, I'll be damned.
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That explains a lot about last night.
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I'm late.
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Since I go into Ronnie's Salon, it's
like going to Costco in the hood.
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I picked up dinner, bought these
bangles, got some beef jerky for Jabari,
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oh, got my cute heel pick.
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Have you lost your mind?
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Now, you know the doctor said you're
supposed to stay off your feet because
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your fibroids.
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Well, how do you know what my doctor
said?
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Because I called her when I couldn't
reach my wife.
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Darnell, you know that Ronnie has a no
-cellphone policy up in this salon.
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Oh, but folks can come all up in there
selling assorted meats and what... You
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know what I'm saying? You know what I'm
saying? That ain't even the point. That
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ain't even the point.
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Why did you change the appointment
anyway? Baby, you know how much I wanted
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be there.
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Darnell, it's not like they were looking
at any new pictures. They were just
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looking at the... At the positioning of
the fibroids.
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Well, if you have all the information,
why are you all up in my face?
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Because I'm worried, baby. I'm
concerned.
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I've been pregnant before, Darnell,
okay? I know what I'm doing.
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Yeah, see, but this time around, you got
a delicate womb. And until you get
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through the first trimester, the doctor
said you need to stay off your feet for
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at least four hours a day.
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I was off my feet.
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When I got my hair, it is.
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Sorry. I changed the appointment, okay?
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You know something? You act like you're
in this pregnancy all by yourself. Like
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last night.
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when I kindly suggested that you have
some more spinach. And you snapped at me
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and said, I don't want no damn spinach.
I want chips and guac.
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Guac's green. Calm down.
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Okay. Well, since we're being all
honest, you just all up on me all the
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No, you just want me barefoot, pregnant,
eating spinach, and looking a hot mess.
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Sweetie, I just want to be there.
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I'm trying to make sure that you're
doing everything right for our baby. I
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to be a part of it. I wasn't when you
had Jabari.
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Remember? I'm peeping through the
window, begging your mother.
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Miss Wood, can I see my baby mama?
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She'll let you see me eventually.
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After I married you and painted her
house real quick.
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William, what are you doing with our $80
wine and our $50 cheese?
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I'm securing the necessary accoutrement
to make up with my wife.
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Big fight?
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Oh. A doozy.
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We haven't spoken in two days.
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Thanks to you, buddy!
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So it worked?
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Like a charm.
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I know I pledged till death do us part,
but I shouldn't have to die in order to
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have a minute to myself.
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You know, picking that fight gave me a
chance to get a brief filed, take a
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client out to dinner, even squeeze him
around a golf.
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Yeah, and I noticed you had time to get
your edges edged. Well, you see how I
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do.
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Oh, I love Darnell.
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happy. He's excited about the baby,
wants to be a part of it, but... But
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Girl, he's just been irritating me.
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Tell you what's irritating.
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This heifer.
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Lynn, Lynn, that Vegematic car of yours
is leaking. There is vegetable oil all
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over my driveway.
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It's not leaking. I just spilled a
little when I was filling the tank.
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well, from now on, you need to fill it
up on the street.
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No!
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reach. I've got the used oil in the
garage.
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You're filtering used vegetable oil in
the garage?
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No.
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I'm storing it in the garage. I'm
filtering it in the bathtub.
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Okay, you too.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, baby.
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Yeah, yeah, my feet are up.
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Um, I don't know, Darnell.
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Lynn, how long am I feetin' up?
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About half an hour.
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Okay, baby, I love you, too.
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Bye.
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Oh, I swear that man is like the
prenatal Nazi.
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Yes, Darnell.
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Baby, yes, sweetie, my feet are still
up. Lynn, will you please tell him?
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Darnell, her feet are still up. Darnell,
how do you get grease out of concrete?
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Love you, baby.
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Oh. Oh, so because my husband's a grease
monkey, he's supposed to know all
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things grease?
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it, Darnell.
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Yes, baby.
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Oh.
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Oh, hi.
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Hello.
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Yes, everything's good.
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And in fact, I'm still on that writer's
retreat.
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Yeah.
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And in fact, I'm still plucking dead
leaves out of my very short afro.
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Excuse me?
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Now what now?
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What?
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. Listen, listen, listen.
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Hard for you.
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Bitch, I just cut off all my hair.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a nice day, my
ass.
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That was my publisher.
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Good news, I hope.
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They're canceling my third book.
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Oh, my God, Maya.
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I'm so sorry.
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But, I mean, totally unrelated, you owe
$10 to the bitch jar.
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Oh, my God. Now I owe $10 for saying
bitch jar. Oh, God, now I owe $20. I did
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again.
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Man, we all have problems.
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Maya, why would they cancel your book,
sweetie?
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They said that the sales on the second
book were way below projection, so... I
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don't understand.
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I mean, Mama said they sold like
hotcakes at the Black Expo.
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You know what?
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Maya, it's their loss.
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No.
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No. Ain't nobody lost yet.
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Okay? They're gonna want me back once
they see my next book.
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All right. Now all I got to do is write
me a book real quick.
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So to sum up, my emboldened sisters, I
remind you the rule of three.
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Number one,
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stake your claim.
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Number two,
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stay in the game.
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And number three, don't place blame.
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Oh, my God, that's deep.
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I want you to print all of that in
boldface, okay? I just want that genius
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just jump off the page, okay?
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Why, can we just stop for the day?
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No. I have somewhere to go, and plus,
aren't you just wasting your time? I
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they told you your deal was canceled.
Hey, don't be putting that negativity up
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in my creativity, okay?
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Negativity versus creativity.
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Chapter four.
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Hey, I'm sorry I'm late. I'm here for my
shift. I'm here, I'm here, I'm sorry.
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It's about time.
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Fucking traffic. He lives two blocks
away.
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I wasn't coming from home. I was at the
post office downtown mailing Aaron a
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care package.
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Free information.
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Another care package, Joan? I mean,
seriously, how many cookies can the man
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He's going to come back from Baghdad
with the sugar.
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This batch was for him to hand out to
the Iraqi children.
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Whatever. I'm out of here. I've got a
bunch of disgruntled musicians sitting
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my front porch waiting to rehearse.
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Um, Lynn?
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My home is a haven of quiet on a very
peaceful street.
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My neighbors are not going to stand for
a pathel of grunge heads jamming at all
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hours of the night.
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Then please explain why they booked us
for the street fair. My street doesn't
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have fairs. It does now that your stodgy
ass is gone.
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Well, if it weren't for my stodgy ass,
you wouldn't be lounging in the garden
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spot on Larchmont.
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Joan, how can I lounge when you're
always busting in on me? Ah, ah, ah.
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Don't play the playing.
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Hello, I am just a concerned landlord
protecting my investment. Oh, well, she
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taking her claim. No, you're a messed up
control freak with too much damn time
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on your hands and a possible voyeuristic
streak.
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Well, at least I'm not a whore for the
hearing impaired.
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What? The hearing impaired.
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Yeah, I said it. Oh, you say a lot of
crap. You two, stop right now. Just stop
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it. You say I'm a control freak. You're
the one that needs to exercise some
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control. You need to stop slutting
around.
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I mean, are you really that desperate?
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Ask the psycho.
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You know, I used to wake up at night
wondering how...
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On earth, you got a man. Don't talk
about Aaron. He is over there fighting
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our country.
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Oh, Joan, he doesn't have any time to
fight. He's too busy in the latrine 24
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trying to pass your stale -ass cookies.
Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, yes, I did. Cow!
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Cow! Ow!
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Okay, you two, stop it right now. Stop!
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You let go. Hey, hey! Oh, no!
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I know you are not up in my house
stressing out my wife.
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Hit it. Y 'all got to go.
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No, out. Get out. Get out.
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Uh -uh.
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That's just great, Darnell. Who's going
to type for me now, huh?
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You know you can't keep your hand on the
home row.
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Maya, you've got to back up off this
book.
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I cannot back up off this book, all
right? If I don't give this to my
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my writing career is over.
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Look, baby, I know you're worried.
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And I know how much this book means to
you.
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But now's not the time. You don't need
to be stressing.
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The hell? Excuse me.
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All right?
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I've got loyal readers out there, okay,
who can't make a move until they get my
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next book.
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How can I say this?
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Maya, ain't nobody checking for that
book.
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Monica, sweetie, I'm sorry.
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I was way out of line.
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I love you.
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You're perfection.
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I am?
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Yeah.
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It's completely my fault, and I want
this fight to be over.
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No, I'm...
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Not ready. I'm still angry.
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Oh, come on, Monica. Of course you're
not fat.
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I don't even know why I said that. Well,
I know. It's absurd. But that doesn't
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change the fact that you said it. And it
caught me to the quick. Oh, wait. How
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long is it going to take you to get over
this? I don't know. Like a day or two
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days? I don't know. Ten days? Come on,
woman. I've got needs.
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William, I just want to finish this
book, okay?
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Huh?
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Look, I was really hurt when you called
me fat.
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But then I caught a glimpse of myself in
the mirror and I thought...
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Negro, please.
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But by that time, I had already
reorganized my closet, got a seaweed
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got engrossed in this book.
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I mean, I can't put it down.
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So you want to stay mad so you can have
some me time?
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Monica, that's really scary.
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We're already at the point where we need
time apart, and we should still be in
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the honeymoon phase. Yeah, I know. It's
stupid.
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Well, you're damn right it's stupid.
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better know because I'm even stupider.
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I picked a fight so I could have some me
time.
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Where the hell would you get a half
brain off the wall? Don't make a bit of
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sense. Don't know a damn thing about
love.
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You've been talking to Joe.
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Maybe.
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William, I thought we agreed when we got
back together under no circumstances
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were we ever to take relationship advice
from Joe. I know, I know.
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But I was desperate.
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Couldn't shake you.
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Oh, look at that.
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My bell does ring.
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Oh, my bad. I mean your bell.
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Lynn, sweetie, I... I just came to...
Oh,
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I thought I told you to water those
plants.
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No, no, no, it's okay. I'm sorry.
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why I'm here.
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I just came to apologize.
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I was over the top.
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Just because you like to have sex with a
wide variety of random meaningless
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people does not mean that you're a
whore.
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Thank you.
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And I'm sure that your stale brittle
cookies are the only bright spot in
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day. And the Iraqi children.
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Anyway, As a friend, I'm backing off as
your landlord because I am lucky to have
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a great tenant like you.
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Are you sure?
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Because, I mean, you're the one who said
this was a bad idea from the get -go.
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And you're the one who said you had
control issues about this house.
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You're the one who said that running to
a friend was worse than loaning money to
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a friend.
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I was wrong.
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I shouldn't have said it. You're the one
who said that the oil would ruin the
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bathtub and all the grout around it.
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No, I didn't.
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You should have.
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Maya, what the hell are you doing?
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Just getting some pickles. Go back to
bed.
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Where are the damn pickles, Maya?
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We were out of them, which is why I'm
ordering them online.
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Maya, I don't even know what else to
say.
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I've tried reasoning, tried to be
caring, but I'm done talking.
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I'm just going to sit here and make sure
that you take it easy. Darnell, I am
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not a child, okay? Then why are you
acting like one?
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I'm trying to save my writing career, so
I'm going to sit here and write my
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book. Right now, I don't really give a
damn about your career.
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Oh, there's the old Darnell, who doesn't
care about anyone else's career but his
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own. I'm not saying that.
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I just want you to wait.
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I can't wait. If I wait, I lose
momentum.
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That doesn't matter. It does.
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Not right now, it doesn't. You know
what, Donald? I seriously cannot talk to
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about this anymore, okay? You're driving
me crazy.
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I wouldn't be if you would just slow
your ass down. Stop telling me what to
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Stop working on the damn book, Maya.
It's stressing you out. You know, the
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thing that's stressing me out is you.
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Okay? You're so all up on me. Now you
got me so worked up. I'm sitting here,
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paying myself.
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Maya, that's blood.
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Joan, what are you doing here?
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Baby steps, Lynn.
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Baby steps.
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