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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,409 Hey, Lenny, are you sure you don't want any of Jabari's old furniture? 2 00:00:05,410 --> 00:00:08,909 Please, I've come up in the world. I don't need no hand -me -downs. I could 3 00:00:08,910 --> 00:00:10,390 my own stuff brand new. 4 00:00:10,391 --> 00:00:13,569 Shoot, you're not going to throw away that half a candy bar, are you? 5 00:00:13,570 --> 00:00:14,620 Len, 6 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:18,540 girl, that is nasty. You don't know how long that's been in there? 7 00:00:18,610 --> 00:00:21,110 Hmm, starting from the nougat, about six months. 8 00:00:23,810 --> 00:00:29,630 Oh, hell no. 9 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:31,750 What is this? 10 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,610 Well, it appears to be a dime bag of the gateway drug. 11 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:39,140 Okay, that is crazy. Where is this from? 12 00:00:42,740 --> 00:00:43,790 My guess, Jamaica. 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,320 Oh, Macho 4. 14 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:47,700 No, 05. 15 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,010 Jabari Leroy, we'll get your butt out of here right now. 16 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,220 I didn't do it what I do. 17 00:00:54,221 --> 00:01:00,309 If I do, does it mean it's mine? Oh, yeah, that's really interesting. That's 18 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:03,669 really, really interesting, Jabari, because I found it tucked way back in 19 00:01:03,670 --> 00:01:05,410 dresser that used to be in your room. 20 00:01:05,411 --> 00:01:08,709 I never used that dresser. That's where you used to hide all your new clothes 21 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:10,090 you didn't want Daddy to see. 22 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:14,610 Oh, don't be trying to flip the script on Sherlock, Mama. We on you now. 23 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:20,149 Jabari, I don't know how this got in there, okay, or where it came from, but 24 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:24,610 you look me in the eye and tell me the truth, baby, I promise. 25 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:27,880 I believe you, okay? 26 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:29,340 Mom? 27 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,300 It's not mine. 28 00:01:31,390 --> 00:01:34,160 Boy, you lying. Go to your room. You're grounded. Get out! 29 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:40,150 Well, at least that solves one mystery. 30 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:43,430 What? Why do new clothes always smell like weed? 31 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:12,180 Your National Guard unit has been called to Iraq. 32 00:02:12,310 --> 00:02:13,930 You're not in the National Guard. 33 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:15,710 Yes, I am. 34 00:02:15,711 --> 00:02:19,509 I joined a few years back when I needed help with college tuition. 35 00:02:19,510 --> 00:02:21,430 Well, why in the hell would you do that? 36 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:23,560 Because I need help with college tuition. 37 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:27,420 Well, didn't you know Iraq was going to be a never -ending quagmire? 38 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,370 No, I didn't know, Joan. 39 00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:34,040 Besides, when I helped out in New Orleans, I thought a brother paid his 40 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:35,590 Well, why didn't you tell me? 41 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,190 Because I only have four months left. 42 00:02:39,191 --> 00:02:43,279 It looks like they're extending it. Well, they can't do that. 43 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,600 Yes, they can, Joan. We're at war. Well, why do they want you? 44 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,010 You're old. 45 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:49,070 And we're engaged. 46 00:02:49,071 --> 00:02:50,279 And you're old. 47 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,980 Look, Joan, baby, I understand. 48 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,250 Look, it's true. 49 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,160 And we're happy. And this isn't fair. 50 00:02:55,540 --> 00:02:56,590 I know it's not fair. 51 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,240 But there's nothing we can do. No. 52 00:02:58,640 --> 00:02:59,900 I just got you. 53 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:02,360 This isn't supposed to happen. 54 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:05,380 I'm supposed to be cooking for you in this kitchen. 55 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:09,300 And you're supposed to be in your man room watching your flat. 56 00:03:09,301 --> 00:03:14,819 I'm supposed to come in looking all sexy, and you're supposed to look at me, 57 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,479 then you're supposed to take me upstairs to our bedroom, but because it's not 58 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:21,150 finished, we're going to do it right there on the floor. That's what I want. 59 00:03:21,151 --> 00:03:26,639 No, I'm not going to take that away from you. Don't, don't, baby, don't, don't, 60 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,690 don't. 61 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:29,900 You know, it just ain't right. 62 00:03:29,901 --> 00:03:33,919 You know, he's got four months left, and they just ship him off to Iraq? 63 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:37,359 Yeah, I don't even know why they want Aaron. He's nearly 40, and he's got that 64 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,060 shiny head. It's just a beacon for insurgents. 65 00:03:40,061 --> 00:03:42,289 See how they do a black man? 66 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,210 Maya, they're sending his entire unit. 67 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:45,850 And I bet they are black. 68 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:49,090 This is not helping. 69 00:03:49,321 --> 00:03:51,309 I'm sorry. 70 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:53,750 I'm so sorry. I'm just so stressed out. 71 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:56,370 You know, Jabari on the dope and all. 72 00:03:57,810 --> 00:04:01,870 Guys, there has to be some way to get Aaron out of this. 73 00:04:01,871 --> 00:04:05,749 There's a lot of things we can do, all right? We can implore Congress to cut 74 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:08,940 funding. We can march on Washington. We can call for impeachment. 75 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:11,090 We could stop this war dead in its track. 76 00:04:11,091 --> 00:04:13,519 And how are we supposed to do that in the next few days? 77 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,680 I don't know. I'm just an ideal person. 78 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:18,770 Hey, Aaron. 79 00:04:18,771 --> 00:04:23,079 We just wanted you to know what we're going to be thinking about you and 80 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,300 for you. Oh, thanks. 81 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,450 We love you, man. 82 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:30,760 We're going to keep a love chain going for you here on the home front. 83 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:36,930 What? I don't know what that means or why I said it, but we do love you, man. 84 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,790 We're going to keep it going. 85 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:42,450 Hey, we got you some. 86 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:46,370 Ooh, I hope it's a big get out of Iraq free card. 87 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:49,010 It's a bulletproof vest. 88 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:52,270 And one of those helmet liners. 89 00:04:53,170 --> 00:04:56,950 We didn't know what your head size was, so we sort of went large. 90 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:01,650 Well, I like this thing you shouldn't have, but... 91 00:05:01,651 --> 00:05:05,799 Unfortunately, I know what's what over there, so thank you. It's the least we 92 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:06,599 could do. 93 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,560 If there's anything that you need, let us know. 94 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:14,040 Yeah, um, y 'all could do something for me. 95 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:15,660 Can you look after Joan? 96 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,740 She insists on staying in our house. 97 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,260 You got it. No, really. 98 00:05:19,261 --> 00:05:22,939 I need y 'all to look after her. Because those women in there can't keep water 99 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:24,060 wet. Yeah, we know. 100 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:28,080 I don't know what else to do. 101 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,060 I emailed my congressmen, my senators. 102 00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:33,890 I even called the NAACP. 103 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:38,349 Why? I don't know. I mean, Aaron, the colored people, I figured they could 104 00:05:38,350 --> 00:05:39,490 advance them past Iraq. 105 00:05:40,030 --> 00:05:44,189 What are they going to do? They can't even advance past the worst colored 106 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:45,240 people. 107 00:05:46,810 --> 00:05:48,190 Maya, I blame your cousin. 108 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:51,380 Ronnie, girl, please. You can't do nothing but hair. 109 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:52,460 No. 110 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:55,860 Condoleezza Rice, she could have ended this war. 111 00:05:55,910 --> 00:05:58,190 Oh, Condi, she can't say no to her man. 112 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,430 you think if you called her that she could help Aaron? 113 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:06,859 Oh, girl, please. I mean, Condoleezza probably can't even be reached. I mean, 114 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:10,720 you know, she could be in Lebanon, Dubai, playing golf with Tiger. 115 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,800 Secretary Ising, the state. 116 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,600 Please, Maya. 117 00:06:15,860 --> 00:06:20,699 Oh, you know, I can't call Condi. I mean, you know, the family's just all up 118 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:24,480 arms over everything that's just been going on with... 119 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:32,590 Condi ain't really my cousin. 120 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:38,580 What? Ain't nobody ever told you what my cousin is my actual cousin. 121 00:06:41,490 --> 00:06:44,190 I'm an only child of an only child of an only child. 122 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,300 Okay? 123 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:50,949 You know, I only said that everybody was my cousin because I'm really friendly 124 00:06:50,950 --> 00:06:51,789 like that. 125 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:56,290 I mean, truth be told, all I really have is a son on this town. 126 00:06:58,310 --> 00:06:59,410 Can't believe it. 127 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:02,749 You're the second buddy of mine that got called up. 128 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,600 You know someone else over there? 129 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:07,500 Yeah, he's the guy that I went to. 130 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,660 You know what? It doesn't matter. 131 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,010 Well, sure it does. Maybe Aaron can look him up. 132 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,690 I don't think so. 133 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,110 Well, why not? 134 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,260 Maybe they could meet up at the BX. 135 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,530 I doubt it. 136 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,480 Well, why not? Everybody wants to see a familiar face from back home. 137 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:26,740 He's dead, okay? Drop it. 138 00:07:29,290 --> 00:07:33,450 Like I said, Aaron, the chain of love will remain unbroken. 139 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:44,829 So, you guys in a good place, right? I mean, nobody's going off to war or all 140 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:45,880 in the war on drugs? 141 00:07:46,270 --> 00:07:47,830 No, we're fine, just hungry. 142 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:52,369 Really trying to make those dinner reservations, Lynn. But hey, look, you 143 00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:54,689 up unannounced. You said you needed something. 144 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:56,620 Let's just get to it. So you can get home. 145 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,230 I just wanted to share some really good news. 146 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:04,139 Something huge happened to me today. Something I just... I can't even... Tick 147 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:05,190 -tock. Tick -tock. 148 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:10,620 Okay. I signed with one of the best music managers in the business. 149 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,560 Whoa! All right! 150 00:08:12,561 --> 00:08:14,379 Thank you! 151 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:15,520 Thank you! 152 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:17,160 Yay! Absolutely! 153 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:18,920 You're on your way! 154 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:21,440 And so are we. Do you have your keys? 155 00:08:21,441 --> 00:08:22,499 Get the mic. 156 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,660 So you're for the party. 157 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:25,710 What? 158 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:27,120 You know, to celebrate. 159 00:08:27,121 --> 00:08:30,859 I mean, normally Joan would throw the party, but I can't ask her to celebrate 160 00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:33,899 the best thing that's ever happened to me when she's going through the worst 161 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,139 thing that's ever happened to her. 162 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:38,158 Well, why don't you let Maya throw it? Maya can't serve liquor when a kid's 163 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:39,209 headed to rehab. 164 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,930 So I had to turn to my other two best friends, and they were busy, so here I 165 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:49,380 Lynn, uh, maybe now's not the best time to be throwing a party. 166 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,010 Look, Aaron got a party, and he's going to war. 167 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,430 I got something good. Don't I deserve a party? 168 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,420 But, look, I need... 169 00:08:56,421 --> 00:09:01,759 that you have to celebrate every victory you owe it to the universe. 170 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,260 Well, then you throw the party. 171 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,540 You seem all selfish and insensitive. 172 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:07,700 That's why I want you guys to throw it. 173 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,170 Hey, Maya. 174 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,550 It's Joan. 175 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:19,619 I'm on my way to San Diego to drop Aaron at the base. Sweetie, can you check my 176 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:20,670 back door? 177 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:24,680 I was so emotional when I left. I don't think I locked it. Thank you. 178 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:26,070 Thanks. 179 00:09:28,419 --> 00:09:32,180 Okay, that is it, baby. I am all yours. No more calls. 180 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,170 Aaron? 181 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:37,710 Sweetie? 182 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:40,390 Baby? 183 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:43,550 Baby? 184 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:56,830 John, where are we? 185 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:04,300 Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey. Okay. Um, Donda esta safe house. 186 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:09,000 Donde? What the hell? 187 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:12,540 Where are we? 188 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,560 Mexico. Hi. 189 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,640 Hola. Hola. 190 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,610 Donde? 191 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:24,900 We're in Mexico? 192 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:45,599 over or until they declare amnesty for deserters we can't hang out in mexico 193 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:50,919 what about canada we're in the camry hybrid gets really good gas mileage do 194 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:54,819 know that we made it all the way down here to mexico on a quarter of a tank 195 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:59,179 know i have no regrets about buying this car in fact if we filled her up we 196 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:04,179 could probably make it to costa rica look i i can't be a deserter this is 197 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:06,760 no it's not insane it's knee jerk 198 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:09,760 Impetuous, crazy maybe, but not insane. 199 00:11:09,761 --> 00:11:12,519 This whole safe house thing is for real. I got the address from Lynn. Now, when 200 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:17,520 we get there, the secret code is Cochise, and your name is Juan. 201 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,520 I have to go to Iraq, Joan. 202 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:24,820 My name is Maria, and no, Juan, you don't have to go. 203 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:31,680 Aaron, I just want to be married and happy. 204 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,200 I want to be your wife. 205 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:39,200 Let's get married then. 206 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,360 Well, I mean, I... No. 207 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,350 We're in Mexico. 208 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,420 I got about four hours. 209 00:11:46,421 --> 00:11:50,019 And we know that we're going to spend the rest of our lives together. So let's 210 00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:51,200 just do it now. 211 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,840 Don't play with me, Aaron. I'm real raw right now. 212 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,090 I love you, Maria. 213 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,650 What do you say? 214 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,850 See, Juan. 215 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:18,050 Well, did he come clean? Did he confess? Did he beg for mercy? No. 216 00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:22,349 And I tried everything to break him with back -breaking chores, and he still 217 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,630 said the weed ain't his. 218 00:12:23,631 --> 00:12:24,829 Oh, God. 219 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,090 I don't need this dress. 220 00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:30,009 This is, I'm about to bring one child into the world, and I'm about to take 221 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,060 out. 222 00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:33,530 Maybe he's telling the truth. 223 00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:34,760 Oh, he's a liar. 224 00:12:34,990 --> 00:12:37,640 Okay, I found that weed in the old dresser in his room. 225 00:12:38,630 --> 00:12:39,890 The old dresser? 226 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:43,840 The one that I kept when we separated. Yeah. 227 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:50,840 Was it in a sock? Um, in a baggie tucked way back in the top drawer. 228 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,570 Yes. 229 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:57,240 My bad. That weed was mine. 230 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:05,320 My husband's on the pipe. 231 00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:10,000 Come on now. I'll turn the burner off. No, my, my, my. 232 00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:12,310 Maya, please. 233 00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:17,230 Come on now. That weed was almost three years old. 234 00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:19,250 I bought it when we separated. 235 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:21,270 Baby, I was depressed. 236 00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:25,610 I was missing you. I was mad and I did something stupid. 237 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:29,950 You were all depressed? 238 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:32,690 Yeah. Made you turn to the stuff? 239 00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:36,670 It's so romantic. 240 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:43,829 We cannot tell Jabari. All right? No, no, he cannot know that his daddy was 241 00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:46,330 strung out. Oh. No, he'll just use it against us. 242 00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:48,750 Maya, we gotta let the boy off the hook. 243 00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:53,429 He can't go around the rest of his life thinking that we think he did something 244 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:54,690 that he knows he didn't do. 245 00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:55,920 Donna, please. 246 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:59,170 Think of it this way, okay? He is a black man in America. 247 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:03,180 That way, when he gets out into the real world, there'll be no surprises. 248 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,490 So this is really it? 249 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:15,670 There's nobody hiding in the back or in the kitchen or upstairs? 250 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,280 We told you no. So will you stop screaming, I'm here! 251 00:14:19,281 --> 00:14:25,359 Okay, I understand the Jones with Aaron, but what about Maya and Darnell? 252 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,039 Apparently they had to take Jabari to Magic Mountain. 253 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,750 Something about being bad parents and making amends. 254 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:34,270 I don't know, you know I only listen to every third word that Maya says. 255 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:38,700 Well, did you plan any games or, like, sing -alongs or... 256 00:14:38,701 --> 00:14:42,219 Fake musical -themed cupcakes. You know how Joan does. Keeps it all festive. 257 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:45,590 Joan's a little more desperate to hang on to her friends than we are. 258 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,200 Damn it! This sucks. 259 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,370 Lynn, why is this party so important to you? 260 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,190 It's not the party. It's what the party represents. 261 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,970 I mean, I'm always saying, give it up the universe. 262 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,890 It'll all work out the way it's supposed to. Well, it's not. 263 00:15:01,891 --> 00:15:05,299 If I only have something fantastic I want to celebrate with my friends, and 264 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,440 they're all suffering. 265 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:08,550 Thanks for nothing. I'm out. 266 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,660 I'm here! 267 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:15,920 Damn. 268 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:27,690 Are you nervous? 269 00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:29,580 No. 270 00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:31,340 I'm happy. 271 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,250 I'm just a little... 272 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,810 I'm very happy. 273 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,780 Where's this priest at? 274 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,880 Down to dos and a half hours. 275 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:55,539 That time I saw him, he was shooing away the lady that was trying to braid my 276 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,590 hair. 277 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,450 Oh. 278 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:15,270 I think he's ready. Oh, okay. Okay. 279 00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:20,080 Wait, 280 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:25,990 wait, wait, wait. 281 00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:27,560 Okay, wait. 282 00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:28,660 Move over, move over. 283 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,080 Okay. 284 00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:32,970 I want to. 285 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:35,230 And I plan to. 286 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:38,310 But we can't do it like this. 287 00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:42,700 Joan, I know this is not the wedding we planned, but... 288 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,499 It's the best we can do on short notice. 289 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,000 And with our remedial Spanish. 290 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,420 Aaron, I'm really sorry. 291 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:53,920 What are you sorry for? 292 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:56,080 I'm sorry I've been so selfish. 293 00:16:56,081 --> 00:17:01,239 I mean, I haven't even thought about what you must be going through. I just 294 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,740 heaped all my worries and my fears on you. 295 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,690 And that was wrong. 296 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,619 Because, sweetie, I know you're coming home. 297 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:16,129 And if I marry you now, it'll feel like some part of me doesn't believe that, so 298 00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:17,180 no. 299 00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:21,080 I'm going to wait. 300 00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:24,740 And I'm going to marry you when you come home. 301 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,710 But what if I don't come home? 302 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,570 Oh, you are coming home. 303 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:39,740 And I know it. 304 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:41,560 You're coming home. 305 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,050 to come over, but you really don't have to stay. 306 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,190 Come on now, Joan. 307 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,860 We're not going to leave you alone in this half -finished house with no man. 308 00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:20,760 In a transitional neighborhood. 309 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,010 Which you'll be running through solo on the way to your core. 310 00:19:25,011 --> 00:19:30,399 You know, Joan, if you get really lonely, you can always come and stay 311 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,260 in the guest room. 312 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,200 Thank you, Lynn. 313 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:41,110 But I actually... I don't know. I feel closer to Erin here. 314 00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:53,189 So, you guys, we should talk about something else. I mean, like... Um... 315 00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:56,150 Lynn's favorite vegan cupcake? 316 00:19:56,590 --> 00:19:58,870 Woo! Oh, to celebrate her big news! 317 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,130 Congratulations on getting a manager! 318 00:20:01,131 --> 00:20:02,549 Oh, Joan! 319 00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:05,860 And with everything going on, you took the time to think about me? 320 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:08,210 You're the best friend in the world. 321 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,580 I knew you wouldn't let me down. 322 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,980 So these do come with champagne and gifts, right? 323 00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:20,580 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25487

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