All language subtitles for Girlfriends s07e18 Operation Does She Yield

Morning, Monica.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You got a second?

Joan, you know I don't like to talk when
my hair's not done.

This is important.

We'll talk later.

Right now I have a team of Beverly Hills
beauty specialists poised to perm,

pluck, and polish.

Monica, you can't afford any of those
peas.

You ain't got no money.

You don't know what I got.

I know you got a stack of credit card
bills over here screaming final notice.

Final notice? Good, because I'm tired of
being notified.

Monica, come on.

Joan, me being broke is not permanent.
My mother's just acting out. She'll come

around. Really?

Because she didn't look like she was
going to come around when she sent you a

check made out to psych.

Monica, you need to do something about
this. Once your credit is ruined, you're

trapped. You can't buy a house. You
can't buy a car. You can't even get a

Joan, sweetie, really, if I ain't got
nothing, ain't nobody calling me no way.

There's a traffic jam on the 14th. Yeah,
some bull trucker tipped over his load

of cows.

Oh, I know. So you might want to roll up
them windows.

Too late.

And sweetie, I stopped by Billy's and I
got you some of those ribs that you

love. Oh, hell no.

Jabari! What?

What's the matter?

You better get here quick. I'm going to
need you to dispose of his body.

Jabari, get your butt out here right
now.

Oh, I know.

I know this boy did not break my panini.

about himself. I mean, I gave him your
dinner.

My Chili's ribs?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that's it. We moving back to Los
Angeles.

Sorry, Mel. Calm down. I can just run
down to Chili's and get you some more

ribs.

This is the final straw.

We're no longer top of the food chain in
our own house.

I'm done. And I'm done having this
conversation, okay?

We're not moving back to L .A. Our
people survive slavery.

We survived the Klan Hill. We survived
Flavor of Love.

We are not about to be thrown out of our
house by some mangy mutt.

Look, it's not just about the coyotes,
all right? There are a million reasons

why we should move, Maya.

All our friends and family are back in L
.A.

This street turns into a crazy candy
cane lane half the year. October through

February, don't exaggerate.

Jabari doesn't like his school.

There ain't no black folk out here.

And we live downwind from a nuclear test
site.

I didn't hear you complaining when you
were taking a picture with that five

-pound cherry tomato.

I'm in traffic all the time.

I'm never home.

Baby, I quit NASCAR so I could see more
of you and Jabari. Fine, then I'll tape

some photographs to your sun visor.

Maya, I'm miserable.

Jabari is miserable. And if you just
admit it, you're miserable too. No,

Donnell.

I am blessed.

And anyway, we'd never be able to afford
a house this big in L .A.

Okay, maybe not this big, but I'm
telling you, I've seen some nice houses

by the garage.

I don't know.

We finally have the life that we fought
for, okay? This house is our 40 acres

and a mule.

This is barely a quarter acre, and the
only mule here is stubborn -ass you.

Leslie, we open in an hour. Leslie's not
working today. I took her shift.

Why? That's how the schedule worked out.

But you made up the schedule. And that's
how it worked out.

Now, I know it's time and a half after
40 hours. What do I get after 80?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why do you
need to be here at 6 o 'clock in the

morning? Hey, potato skins don't skin
themselves.

No, that's what we have a sous chef for.
Well, now I'm the head sous.

Boo.

Why are you taking all of our employees'
hours? They need their salaries. You

don't. I like to work.

I think I know what's going on here.

I refuse to give you half of my money so
you find a way to take it. That's

absurd. No, what's absurd is that you
have all of the money in the world, and

you're still greedy for more.

Look, I want you to fix the schedule.

Fine. No, and by fixing it, I don't mean
making up new days in a week.

What possessed me to marry you?

You'll have plenty of time to mull that
over, seeing how you won't be working on

Flursday.

Lynn!

Have you seen my smoke detector?

Oh, I sold them on eBay last week.

What? You weren't using them?

Lynn, what if there's a fire? I could
die.

You need to replace them.

Fine. I have to get my money from
selling your ceiling fan.

I need to look up more often.

Hey, y 'all. Hey, Maya.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I had a doctor's appointment. It was
either suffer in rush hour traffic or

suffer here.

Suffer here with tails.

Doctor's appointment.

Everything okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

And I'm minding my own business. Try it.

Subscription for your bitch.

Anyway, I know, I know, I know. I'm just
on edge right now because Darnell and I

are in the middle of a fight. He will
not quit harping on the fact that he

to move back to L .A.

Oh, my God. You're moving back to L .A.?
No one's moving anywhere.

We just bought a new ceiling fan and
some extra smoke detectors.

Maya, I know you like living out yonder.

But you are driving 120 miles just to
get your hair products and then another

just to play your numbers.

Hey, that liquor store had three big
winners.

Look, I am not going to give up my dream
house just for convenience.

I've got all the convenience I need,
okay? If I burn myself, I got a wild

out in the yard and I'm just two dry leg
beds over from a Chili's.

Come on, Maya. You tried it. It didn't
work.

I mean, even your Friday fish fries
fizzled.

There's nothing out there for you. Come
back to us.

If we move back down here, we'd have to
give up our big yard, our two -car

garage, and a bedroom. And I need that
bedroom.

Well, Maya, maybe it's worth sacrificing
it for a lot more happiness.

If I give up that bedroom, where's my
baby going to sleep?

Aw, thanks for looking out my mind.

Not you, idiot.

I'm pregnant.

You're pregnant?

Wait, are you sure?

Mm -hmm.

This isn't your woman senses or that
power of positive thought thing, is it?

No, Joan. That's why I was at the
doctor's. I'm pregnant.

And that power of positive thought stuff
is for real. My book is not called Oh,

Hell Maybe.

Oh, my God!

We're pregnant!

No, I'm pregnant.

Congratulations. You're pregnant!

No, I'm pregnant!

No wonder Joan now wants to move back to
L .A.

Darnell doesn't know yet.

Maya? What?

Oh, my God.

It's not his, is it?

No, fool. I only just found out.

Oh. Maya, then you're definitely going
to have to move back to LA. I mean, I

can't live 60 miles from my God child.

And my babysitting rates are set by
distance, and you're in Zone 6.

What are you going to do?

I guess I could try changing my pricing
structure, but rezoning could take

years.

You gotta move to L .A. before the
baby's born. Oh, my God, you guys, I am

moving. I have to print up new flyers.

We could go see some open houses. You
don't get it, okay?

The only reason I'm pregnant in the
first place is because I live out there.

Don't you see?

This is all part of God's plan.

He waited until I was in the right
place.

That's why I couldn't get pregnant all
those years, cramped up in my little old

apartment. He waited until I was in the
right place.

God let you get pregnant under the
bleachers when you were 16.

I'm just saying.

Hey, mama.

Sweet damn.

Does it look bad?

I had to cut back on my expenses.

I was forced to do my hair myself.

With what? A leaf blower?

I've never been poor. I don't know how
to do this.

How do you do it, Lynn?

How do you get by?

Credit cards.

Joan gave me this whole speech about how
you're not supposed to max out your

credit card.

No, I don't use my credit card.

I count them if I go drop. That's how
they get here.

Lynn, I'm serious.

Monica, why don't you just go to
William?

Okay, be honest with him. Let him know
you broke. I'm sure he'll help you out.

You are still legally his wife.

Mm -mm. I will not go to William hat in
hand.

Yeah, with that hair, you best keep that
hat off.

Good Lord, woman.

What is with the bush?

Have you no shame?

Not since my vacation tapes hit the
internet.

Not you.

Monica, first you come in here asking me
for half of what I've made.

Then you try and rip me off by
manipulating the schedule. And when I

you act out by coming in here looking
like the governor pardoned you five

minutes after they pulled the switch.

William, see... Shut up, Lynn.

William, I... Shut up, Monica.

I don't want to even... Shut up,
William.

I just want to turn.

Monica, you can be mad at me, but I will
not have you make a mockery out of my

business.

You're fired.

Okay, now, keep in mind, this is just a
preliminary list of baby names,

and I am open to suggestions. Okay.

So, um...

Jeanne.

Veronica.

Shawna. Joan.

Then Joan Wilkes it is.

Girl,

I gotta go. I gotta go home and tell
Darnell about this, okay?

What is it? What is it?

Don't know. It's been in an accident.

Oh, my God.

Okay, I'll drive.

Ow! What?

You heartless bastard. I can't believe
you did that.

I told you, if you took my smoke
detectors, I'd call the police.

Please, who do you think my muscle is?

I'm talking about firing Monica.

Business is business.

Her childish behavior left me no choice.

She's in trouble. Her mother cut her
off. She's flat broke, and now you fire,

you heartless bastard.

Will you please pick another spot?

William, look, she really needs this
job. You need to hire her back.

Is she really broke?

I have no idea.

Why didn't she say something? Why didn't
you say something?

She told me to secrecy.

to think she was after your money.

So she really doesn't have anywhere else
to turn?

William, she came to me for a loan.

All right.

Well,

I guess I'll hire her back, then.

Because you still care about her?

No, I'm going to lord this over her.

You heartless bastard.

I'm going to pick another spot.

Monica.

Monica, let me talk to you. What? I
skinned them. I'm taking them.

Look, I've reconsidered.

I don't have time to go look for a new
manager.

So you can have your job back.

Hmm.

On a probationary basis.

So you've come crawling back.

I knew you would.

Monica, I don't think you want... Oh,
no, Lynn.

I got this.

I'm in the cat bird seat here.

This negro knows he can't run this place
without me.

Now, before I even consider your poultry
offer, let me set up a few conditions.

I need a substantial raise, a spa
package, and an

old -fashioned, down -in -the -dirt
groveling.

I'm sorry.

Oh, I don't think it's officially
groveling unless you're on your knees.

No. What I meant to say is, I'm sorry
your ass is poor.

That's right.

That's right. I know that you're broke.

You're penniless.

Ain't got squat, flat broke, no means of
support, no tango,

dinero.

But you're still front around here like
you're the Queen of Sheba.

You told him.

Hey, I didn't say nothing about the
Queen of Sheba.

That's right.

I'm broke.

I had nothing left but my pride, and now
you've taken that.

So I guess now I'll be on my way.

I don't need a thing from this place,
except maybe my face up off the floor.

And my potatoes.

Lynn, can you give me that one that
rolled up under the chair?

Monica, stop.

What now, William?

Look, it's obvious you need this job,
and I... I really want you to have it.

In fact, I insist that you take it.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Just so we clear, nothing between us has
changed.

I know one thing that better change.

Don't come back in here looking all
running north to freedom.

Jerk. Witch.

See you tomorrow.

Better not be late.

William, I'm really proud of you. You
did the right thing.

And just for that, I'm going to give you
a great deal on some plasma screens.

You know, I already have four plasma
screens in there.

Nobody ever looks up.

Oh,

Darnell, he's in here.

Baby.

Look, I'm fine. I'm fine. I just nodded
off, and I got up on the shoulder, and

then I hit the guardrail.

You could have been killed.

See, but I wasn't. I'm fine.

Oh, my goodness.

All right.

Oh, look,

a blood pressure machine.

Does anyone want to check their
pressure?

I want to check my pressure.

I'm going to check my pressure.

Okay.

I'm so, so sorry, Darnell.

No, this is all in my fault. This is not
your fault. No, it is. It is. You

didn't want to commute, but I couldn't
leave my chilies, my extra bedroom, and

my programmable thermostat.

And then you go, you get in a wreck. You
know, what if it had been worse?

Huh? that I'd be left out there with
Jabari to protect me and my baby from

coyote. And, you know, coyote ain't
nothing but a dingo. Oh, Lord.

Please don't let a dingo eat my baby.

Baby? Yes, sweetie?

No, you said something about a baby.

Well, I wanted to tell you more
romantically over dinner.

We're having a baby?

Yes! We're having a baby!

Get your happy ass out of here.

Okay, I'm just going to run down to
maternity and sign us up for Lamaze.

Yeah, baby.

Oh,

girl.

We're having a baby. Yes.

I love you. You better, because I'm
about to be all big and fat with swollen

feet.

So that's why you didn't want to move.

Yes, but I do now.

Well, let's do it. Let's move back to L
.A.

You sure?

Yes.

It's what's best for our family.

Besides, it takes a village to raise a
child, and I want my village to serve

soul food.

We're having a baby.

I don't know, Lynn. I don't like the
look of this place.

Look, Monica.

Even though William hired you back,
obviously you can't afford to go to your

Beverly Hills hairstylist. This is your
only option.

Are you sure these trade school people
are competent?

If they weren't, do you think I would
let them replace my filling?