All language subtitles for Girlfriends s07e06 If You Cant Stand the Heat

Little Red Maya Hood is walking down a
path.

It's dark.

She's scared.

She's at the house.

She wants to go in.

Should she knock?

She wants to knock so badly.

Or should she ring the doorbell, baby?

Baby?

I'm up. I'm up.

Turn down. Why, Wilkes? You fell asleep.

I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Baby, it's a ton different, though.

It's like 3 in the morning here.

I gotta be up in an hour.

I'm sorry, though. Hey, hey!

Catch me up.

Is it time to look through your basket
of goodies?

It's all right, Tarnell.

Okay?

Just, uh, go to sleep.

You sure?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, it's all good.

Love you.

I love you, too.

Bye.

I guess the wolf won't be nibbling on
Little Red tonight.

healthy living is on my last list.

Yeah, what do we get out of it, huh?
Longer life?

Screw that.

Let's pig out.

I'm way ahead of you.

No. Lynn, I was talking about dinner.

You guys, I was thinking we could try
this new restaurant on Las Palmas,

According to LA Magazine, it is the
hottest new gathering spot for great

and fun.

Like the J spot is scared.

The J spot is so scared.

Ah, don't be.

Flame is lame.

Really? When did you gather at the new
gathering spot?

What? I don't know.

I feel weak. I need protein.

And I need a switch.

But you can't get nothing.

Well, it's not like I told you we went
with Tony.

Tony was here?

Yeah, Joan, she, uh... She was here last
weekend to tie up some loose ends with

her business.

And we had dinner Saturday night.

Wait.

Lynn, you said you were organizing your
CDs.

Yeah, about that.

Well, hell, Maya lied, too.

I had to borrow to do it.

Are you mad?

You're mad.

I knew you'd be mad. I'm not mad.

Because you're hurt.

You're hurt. I knew you'd be hurt. I'm
offended.

Really? I didn't see that coming.

I mean, so Tony was here. Big deal. You
guys didn't have to lie to me or hide it

from me. I mean, what did you think I
was going to do?

Actually, Joan, we know what you'd do.

It's not like you talk about your real
feelings about Tony leaving.

I'm a grown woman.

I understand that everything has a
season.

And my friendship with Tony is over. I'm
okay.

I'm okay. I'm emotionally done.

I'm at peace. So can we just move on?
Because that's what I'm doing.

Hmm, bitch.

Are you trying to cut me out?

Yeah, well, I'm going to cut you out.
Bye -bye.

Oh, you thought you could take Maya and
Lynn.

Well, here's the gotcha.

I'm the glue, biatch.

Hey, Mon Mon.

Joan.

Oh, so what you got there?

It's the mock -up of my wedding color
palette.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's stunning.

The colors are so rich and vibrant. It's
totally original.

Joan, honey, unlike you, I don't need
all that validation.

Sorry. I'm your maid of honor. It's what
we do.

Oh, in fact, you know, Monica, we...

We really need to talk about this whole
maid of honor thing.

I wasn't aware that you being my maid of
honor was a whole thing.

But it is.

A whole thing.

A thing that friends share.

So you want out?

We try to be friends, but we have not
done anything friendly.

Go on.

So can we do something friendly? I mean,
I'm really fun once you get to know me.

So how do we do this?

This friend business?

Well, we go to dinner, and then we could
share our innermost secrets while we're

painting each other's nails.

Or just dinner.

You said you wanted a man's opinion.

Darnell fell asleep.

So?

During phone sex.

Well, what were you talking about?

Sex! Now, I'm going to need to know the
exact verbiage if I'm to analyze it

correctly.

Oh, hell no.

You are not going to get your jollies on
my watch. Believe me, no jollies will

be gotten here.

I'm trying to help you out.

We're both mature adults here.

Oh, okay.

Okay, but I can't look at you. I have to
turn around.

I cannot believe I'm doing this.

And don't look at my butt.

Hey, baby.

I'm kidding.

Come on. I'm kidding. Come on.

I'm ready for you, bad boy.

But first, I have to light some scented
candles.

Now I'm going over to the bed.

Ooh, ooh, these feet smell so clean.

Clean sheets make me feel so dirty and
compassionate.

Oh, yeah, that's right. I have the new
moisturizers.

Yeah, she better.

Good God, woman. Just get to the
getting. I'm getting there.

When?

He didn't fall asleep.

You bored him into a coma.

I am trying to be visual. I thought you
men like visual.

We do.

When it's a visual of big juicy badugga
ducks.

Okay, fine.

Fine. Then you tell me, William, what do
men like to hear?

Quick. Okay, that's not quick.

Oh, I know. I don't know.

Tough.

What kind of stuff?

Dirty stuff.

Tell me.

I can't.

William, come on, all right? I'm trying
to keep my marriage on and popping. You

got to tell me something.

Well, I guess you could call one of
those... That

hotline. Here, let me give you a look at
some of my faves.

She was eight years old, right? In front
of the whole church, she says, if...

Okay, Monica, you say it.

She says, if... Monica, please say it.

Please, Monica, say it.

I said, Pastor Jackson, if God don't
like ugly, then he must can't stand

your wife.

straight to vassar you went to vassar oh
my god i want to go there so bad no you

didn't i did but we well tony couldn't
so anyway

we decided i decided to go to ucla but
you know hey la gave me lunch at the

ivy and pee at the peninsula and earl's
grill oh god they have great hot dogs we

need to go there when i'm off my diet

Monica, please tell them the story about
the monkey.

Oh, Monica's the next door to a monkey.

That's a long one. Let me go to the
bathroom first.

I'm going to get some more wine.

Pee quick, girl.

Yeah, because we can't wait to hear that
monkey story.

What the hell is she doing here?

Please tell us this is part of a bigger
plan to kill her because this is killing

me.

anymore. And we have to get used to her
being around.

I mean, come on. She's marrying William.

I've thought about that.

I'm prepared to drop William.

Joan, we don't like her. And we never
will.

No matter how much I love monkey
stories.

Okay. Shh.

You guys, she's in the other room. No,
she's not.

Girls, you really should lower your
voices.

It's tacky.

But don't stop now.

Okay, we hate you.

Lynn, stop.

Why? You hate her too.

You just missed Tony and obviously
you're using Monica to replace her.

That's ridiculous.

Then why is she here?

Because we're trying to be friends.

Right after you found out Tony was in
town and didn't call you.

And Earl's Grill?

Please, that was you and Tony's monthly
PMS pig out meal. Now you're going to

pig out with her?

Last week, you were just whining about
being in her wedding.

What? No.

No, it's just that I don't look good in
yellow.

Just shut up, Lynn. Not until you admit
it.

Is that what's going on here, Joan? Of
course not.

Tony, Monica.

Monica. Good night, ladies.

Good night.

Oh, and Joan, you don't have to worry
anymore about being in my wedding.

Well, now that that's over... Tell us
the monkey story.

How could you do that to her?

If nothing else, she's a human being.

Don't. Stop it.

This is classic displacement.

You're not upset about Monica. You're
upset about Tony.

Okay, kill the half -assed psycho
babble, Lynn. I don't want to hear it.

didn't have any closure.

Lynn, stop it! And you're trying to fill
a void because you feel abandoned and

angry. Damn it, Lynn. I said stop it,
okay?

Why does everything always have to be
about Tony?

Because for you right now, Joan, it is.
What do you want me to say?

How about saying that your friendship
with Tony was the longest and closest

relationship you've ever had. And that
this breakup feels like a death.

That it feels like she severed your left
artery and left a bloody, gory, maggot

-infested mess of your heart.

Joan, we're just worried that you're not
dealing with it.

Are you now?

Of course we are.

Really?

Then why are you guys still talking to
Toni?

Because she's our friend, Joan.

We're not going to just drop her. Why
not?

She moved to the other side of the
country. She left us.

And you guys are still hanging on with
your little secret phone calls and your

clan... Why can't you just let her go so
that we can move on and then what?

Forget.

Because you can't.

You need to deal with this, John.

I said I'm okay.

Good night.

Okay.

We love you, John.

So I spoke with my God and decided that
it was within the purview of me trying

to be a good wife that I call one of
your nasty little

sex hotlines.

Well, good!

Good!

Who'd you talk to? Sophia.

Oh. Yeah.

Mama Mia, she is good.

Yeah, not for very long. She's, um...

She's leaving the hotline.

What? Yeah, yeah. I sent her a signed
copy of my book, and it inspired her to

run the marathon.

And at 73.

Sophia is 73?

And grossly overweight.

I think I need to sit down.

Oh, well, that's good, William, because
you know what? I could use your eyes.

I wrote down everything that Sophia told
me, and then I found my inner hoe.

And up the nasty quotient.

So, just tell me what you think.

Oh! Oh.

Oh.

So, it's good, huh?

My... This is better than good.

So, he'll like it? Of course he'll like
this.

Look, why don't you leave me a copy of
this?

and we'll call it even.

Hello? Monica, please don't hang up.

You and your little girlfriends may
enjoy playing junior high games. I

Well, then talk to me, Monica. Come on,
I just want to apologize.

You don't have to. It's fine. I get it.
In fact, I'm used to it from women.

Used to what? The jealousy.

Monica, the other night was not about
jealousy.

I'm also used to the denial.

Okay, I admit that Maya and Lynn were
kind of harsh, but come on, Monica, you

know why.

Which brings us back to the jealousy.

Okay, from day one, day one, you drew
your little I'm better than you line in

the sand. You started it. You and your
little BFFs weren't even on my radar

until you showed up at Williams already
to set it off.

Um, I was trying to protect him from
you. Honey, please. Please, honey.

You are. I'm Monica Charles Brooks. I
drink Graffel.

We have a law firm to take over.

You are... We have your number. You are
ruining William. You are sucking William

dry. Oh, really? And you couldn't order
a regular drink? I'll have an aperitivo.

Chennai. Pooja Mae.

Sorry, baby. No speaky bougie.

I guess not.

What were you drinking then, Joan? Huh?

Merlot?

bougie oh excuse me miss i need a man i
need a man i need a man oh

you want to go there because we can go
there oh then come on come on what you

need a ride because i need some gas
money yeah gas money yeah

I can be a bit much sometimes.

Well, and maybe I was trying to replace
Tony with you.

I'd like to try to spend it again.

You know, if you want.

Well, I think that makes sense. I mean,
if I'm going to be in your wedding, I am

still going to be in your wedding. Oh,
wearing yellow.

So, Tony was in town, huh?

Boy, you just jump right in the deep
end, don't you? Mm -hmm. I don't wait

shell it into nothing.

Okay.

And she didn't even call me.

Not that I expected she would, but I
expected she would.

After 24 years.

Just felt like she pulled the rug out
from underneath me with no warning.

I don't know, I just...

I really thought we'd find our way back
to each other by now.

Maybe you will.

Well, if we don't, I'm really going to
have to find a way to be okay with it

without scissors and matches.

Well, now that we're friends, if you
need someone to talk to, you can always

talk to me.

On one condition.

The jealousy thing.

Monica, I told you I'm not jealous of
you.

See, that's the problem.

If you want this friendship to work, I'm
going to need you to be.

I'm not okay.

Maya,

can we do it again?

Darnell, it's almost three in the
morning there. You have to be up in an

Oh, I'm up.

Darnell. Come on, baby.

One more time.

Cool.

And this time, slow it down.