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Little Red Maya Hood is walking down a
path.
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It's dark.
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She's scared.
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She's at the house.
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She wants to go in.
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Should she knock?
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She wants to knock so badly.
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Or should she ring the doorbell, baby?
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Baby?
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I'm up. I'm up.
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Turn down. Why, Wilkes? You fell asleep.
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I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Baby, it's a ton different, though.
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It's like 3 in the morning here.
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I gotta be up in an hour.
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I'm sorry, though. Hey, hey!
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Catch me up.
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Is it time to look through your basket
of goodies?
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It's all right, Tarnell.
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Okay?
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Just, uh, go to sleep.
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You sure?
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, it's all good.
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Love you.
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I love you, too.
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Bye.
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I guess the wolf won't be nibbling on
Little Red tonight.
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healthy living is on my last list.
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Yeah, what do we get out of it, huh?
Longer life?
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Screw that.
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Let's pig out.
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I'm way ahead of you.
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No. Lynn, I was talking about dinner.
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You guys, I was thinking we could try
this new restaurant on Las Palmas,
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According to LA Magazine, it is the
hottest new gathering spot for great
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and fun.
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Like the J spot is scared.
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The J spot is so scared.
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Ah, don't be.
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Flame is lame.
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Really? When did you gather at the new
gathering spot?
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What? I don't know.
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I feel weak. I need protein.
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And I need a switch.
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But you can't get nothing.
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Well, it's not like I told you we went
with Tony.
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Tony was here?
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Yeah, Joan, she, uh... She was here last
weekend to tie up some loose ends with
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her business.
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And we had dinner Saturday night.
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Wait.
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Lynn, you said you were organizing your
CDs.
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Yeah, about that.
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Well, hell, Maya lied, too.
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I had to borrow to do it.
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Are you mad?
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You're mad.
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I knew you'd be mad. I'm not mad.
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Because you're hurt.
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You're hurt. I knew you'd be hurt. I'm
offended.
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Really? I didn't see that coming.
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I mean, so Tony was here. Big deal. You
guys didn't have to lie to me or hide it
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from me. I mean, what did you think I
was going to do?
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Actually, Joan, we know what you'd do.
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It's not like you talk about your real
feelings about Tony leaving.
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I'm a grown woman.
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I understand that everything has a
season.
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And my friendship with Tony is over. I'm
okay.
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I'm okay. I'm emotionally done.
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I'm at peace. So can we just move on?
Because that's what I'm doing.
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Hmm, bitch.
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Are you trying to cut me out?
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Yeah, well, I'm going to cut you out.
Bye -bye.
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Oh, you thought you could take Maya and
Lynn.
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Well, here's the gotcha.
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I'm the glue, biatch.
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Hey, Mon Mon.
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Joan.
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Oh, so what you got there?
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It's the mock -up of my wedding color
palette.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. It's stunning.
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The colors are so rich and vibrant. It's
totally original.
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Joan, honey, unlike you, I don't need
all that validation.
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Sorry. I'm your maid of honor. It's what
we do.
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Oh, in fact, you know, Monica, we...
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We really need to talk about this whole
maid of honor thing.
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I wasn't aware that you being my maid of
honor was a whole thing.
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But it is.
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A whole thing.
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A thing that friends share.
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So you want out?
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We try to be friends, but we have not
done anything friendly.
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Go on.
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So can we do something friendly? I mean,
I'm really fun once you get to know me.
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So how do we do this?
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This friend business?
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Well, we go to dinner, and then we could
share our innermost secrets while we're
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painting each other's nails.
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Or just dinner.
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You said you wanted a man's opinion.
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Darnell fell asleep.
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So?
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During phone sex.
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Well, what were you talking about?
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Sex! Now, I'm going to need to know the
exact verbiage if I'm to analyze it
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correctly.
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Oh, hell no.
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You are not going to get your jollies on
my watch. Believe me, no jollies will
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be gotten here.
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I'm trying to help you out.
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We're both mature adults here.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay, but I can't look at you. I have to
turn around.
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I cannot believe I'm doing this.
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And don't look at my butt.
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Hey, baby.
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I'm kidding.
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Come on. I'm kidding. Come on.
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I'm ready for you, bad boy.
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But first, I have to light some scented
candles.
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Now I'm going over to the bed.
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Ooh, ooh, these feet smell so clean.
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Clean sheets make me feel so dirty and
compassionate.
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Oh, yeah, that's right. I have the new
moisturizers.
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Yeah, she better.
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Good God, woman. Just get to the
getting. I'm getting there.
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When?
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He didn't fall asleep.
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You bored him into a coma.
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I am trying to be visual. I thought you
men like visual.
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We do.
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When it's a visual of big juicy badugga
ducks.
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Okay, fine.
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Fine. Then you tell me, William, what do
men like to hear?
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Quick. Okay, that's not quick.
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Oh, I know. I don't know.
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Tough.
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What kind of stuff?
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Dirty stuff.
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Tell me.
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I can't.
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William, come on, all right? I'm trying
to keep my marriage on and popping. You
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got to tell me something.
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Well, I guess you could call one of
those... That
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hotline. Here, let me give you a look at
some of my faves.
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She was eight years old, right? In front
of the whole church, she says, if...
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Okay, Monica, you say it.
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She says, if... Monica, please say it.
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Please, Monica, say it.
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I said, Pastor Jackson, if God don't
like ugly, then he must can't stand
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your wife.
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straight to vassar you went to vassar oh
my god i want to go there so bad no you
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didn't i did but we well tony couldn't
so anyway
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we decided i decided to go to ucla but
you know hey la gave me lunch at the
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ivy and pee at the peninsula and earl's
grill oh god they have great hot dogs we
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need to go there when i'm off my diet
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Monica, please tell them the story about
the monkey.
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Oh, Monica's the next door to a monkey.
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That's a long one. Let me go to the
bathroom first.
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I'm going to get some more wine.
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Pee quick, girl.
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Yeah, because we can't wait to hear that
monkey story.
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What the hell is she doing here?
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Please tell us this is part of a bigger
plan to kill her because this is killing
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me.
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anymore. And we have to get used to her
being around.
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I mean, come on. She's marrying William.
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I've thought about that.
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I'm prepared to drop William.
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Joan, we don't like her. And we never
will.
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No matter how much I love monkey
stories.
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Okay. Shh.
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You guys, she's in the other room. No,
she's not.
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Girls, you really should lower your
voices.
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It's tacky.
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But don't stop now.
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Okay, we hate you.
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Lynn, stop.
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Why? You hate her too.
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You just missed Tony and obviously
you're using Monica to replace her.
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That's ridiculous.
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Then why is she here?
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Because we're trying to be friends.
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Right after you found out Tony was in
town and didn't call you.
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And Earl's Grill?
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Please, that was you and Tony's monthly
PMS pig out meal. Now you're going to
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pig out with her?
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Last week, you were just whining about
being in her wedding.
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What? No.
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No, it's just that I don't look good in
yellow.
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Just shut up, Lynn. Not until you admit
it.
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Is that what's going on here, Joan? Of
course not.
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Tony, Monica.
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Monica. Good night, ladies.
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Good night.
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Oh, and Joan, you don't have to worry
anymore about being in my wedding.
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Well, now that that's over... Tell us
the monkey story.
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How could you do that to her?
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If nothing else, she's a human being.
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Don't. Stop it.
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This is classic displacement.
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You're not upset about Monica. You're
upset about Tony.
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Okay, kill the half -assed psycho
babble, Lynn. I don't want to hear it.
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didn't have any closure.
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Lynn, stop it! And you're trying to fill
a void because you feel abandoned and
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angry. Damn it, Lynn. I said stop it,
okay?
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Why does everything always have to be
about Tony?
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Because for you right now, Joan, it is.
What do you want me to say?
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How about saying that your friendship
with Tony was the longest and closest
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relationship you've ever had. And that
this breakup feels like a death.
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That it feels like she severed your left
artery and left a bloody, gory, maggot
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-infested mess of your heart.
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Joan, we're just worried that you're not
dealing with it.
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Are you now?
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Of course we are.
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Really?
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Then why are you guys still talking to
Toni?
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Because she's our friend, Joan.
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We're not going to just drop her. Why
not?
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She moved to the other side of the
country. She left us.
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And you guys are still hanging on with
your little secret phone calls and your
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clan... Why can't you just let her go so
that we can move on and then what?
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Forget.
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Because you can't.
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You need to deal with this, John.
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I said I'm okay.
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Good night.
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Okay.
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We love you, John.
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So I spoke with my God and decided that
it was within the purview of me trying
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to be a good wife that I call one of
your nasty little
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sex hotlines.
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Well, good!
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Good!
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Who'd you talk to? Sophia.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Mama Mia, she is good.
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Yeah, not for very long. She's, um...
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She's leaving the hotline.
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What? Yeah, yeah. I sent her a signed
copy of my book, and it inspired her to
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run the marathon.
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And at 73.
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Sophia is 73?
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And grossly overweight.
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I think I need to sit down.
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Oh, well, that's good, William, because
you know what? I could use your eyes.
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I wrote down everything that Sophia told
me, and then I found my inner hoe.
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And up the nasty quotient.
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So, just tell me what you think.
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Oh! Oh.
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Oh.
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So, it's good, huh?
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My... This is better than good.
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So, he'll like it? Of course he'll like
this.
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Look, why don't you leave me a copy of
this?
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and we'll call it even.
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Hello? Monica, please don't hang up.
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You and your little girlfriends may
enjoy playing junior high games. I
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Well, then talk to me, Monica. Come on,
I just want to apologize.
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You don't have to. It's fine. I get it.
In fact, I'm used to it from women.
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Used to what? The jealousy.
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Monica, the other night was not about
jealousy.
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I'm also used to the denial.
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Okay, I admit that Maya and Lynn were
kind of harsh, but come on, Monica, you
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know why.
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Which brings us back to the jealousy.
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Okay, from day one, day one, you drew
your little I'm better than you line in
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the sand. You started it. You and your
little BFFs weren't even on my radar
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until you showed up at Williams already
to set it off.
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Um, I was trying to protect him from
you. Honey, please. Please, honey.
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You are. I'm Monica Charles Brooks. I
drink Graffel.
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We have a law firm to take over.
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You are... We have your number. You are
ruining William. You are sucking William
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dry. Oh, really? And you couldn't order
a regular drink? I'll have an aperitivo.
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Chennai. Pooja Mae.
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Sorry, baby. No speaky bougie.
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I guess not.
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What were you drinking then, Joan? Huh?
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Merlot?
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bougie oh excuse me miss i need a man i
need a man i need a man oh
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you want to go there because we can go
there oh then come on come on what you
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need a ride because i need some gas
money yeah gas money yeah
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I can be a bit much sometimes.
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Well, and maybe I was trying to replace
Tony with you.
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I'd like to try to spend it again.
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You know, if you want.
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Well, I think that makes sense. I mean,
if I'm going to be in your wedding, I am
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still going to be in your wedding. Oh,
wearing yellow.
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So, Tony was in town, huh?
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Boy, you just jump right in the deep
end, don't you? Mm -hmm. I don't wait
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shell it into nothing.
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Okay.
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And she didn't even call me.
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Not that I expected she would, but I
expected she would.
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After 24 years.
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Just felt like she pulled the rug out
from underneath me with no warning.
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I don't know, I just...
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I really thought we'd find our way back
to each other by now.
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Maybe you will.
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Well, if we don't, I'm really going to
have to find a way to be okay with it
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without scissors and matches.
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Well, now that we're friends, if you
need someone to talk to, you can always
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talk to me.
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On one condition.
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The jealousy thing.
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Monica, I told you I'm not jealous of
you.
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See, that's the problem.
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If you want this friendship to work, I'm
going to need you to be.
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I'm not okay.
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Maya,
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can we do it again?
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Darnell, it's almost three in the
morning there. You have to be up in an
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Oh, I'm up.
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Darnell. Come on, baby.
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One more time.
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Cool.
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And this time, slow it down.
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