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Maybe we're pouring everything into this.

It comes to agony.

You can't predict it.

You can't hide from it.

Hot and humid. And who are you?

I'm sorry.

Aaron.

Do I sound like a stalker?

A little.

Yeah, um, I've been watching you.

Okay, a lot.

Okay, okay. Let me back up.

I'm working on this house, too.

But because I'm on the roof, I've seen you.

You see a lot of different things from the roof.

It's a roof.

Does this sound like...

Do you really want me to answer that?

Probably not.

So, maybe I can earn some cool points over dinner.

Tonight? Oh, I can't. I'm actually flying

back to L .A. this afternoon. I came in so I could finish my wall.

Of course.

Story of my life.

No, actually, it's the story of my life.

So you're from L .A.? Yeah.

Me too. Long Beach, born and raised.

Oh.

How'd you hook up with Habitat?

Oh, I just wanted to help the people in New Orleans. And, you know, sometimes

writing a check just isn't enough.

Plus, I needed to get out of L .A. for a few months.

Running from the law?

No.

Just my friend.

It's a long story.

Yeah, you?

Writing something along.

No. I'm on sabbatical.

I'm a teacher.

You know things you can't have dinner. How about drinks?

I'm buying.

I can't, actually.

What are you talking about? It's free water.

Actually, no, I can't because I'm nailed to the wall.

Monica Dent.

Mrs. William Dent.

Mr. and Mrs. William Dent Esquire.

Governor.

And First Lady Dent.

Governor?

Whatever happened to Chief Justice?

Oh, honey, when you're governor, you can appoint yourself.

You always did have faith in me.

Honey, a good wife always has faith in her husband. So, when you gonna make me

good wife, huh?

We need to set a date.

Monica.

You set the date.

The governor has to pee.

I asked you to house sit, not set up a halfway house for some jug bands.

Come on, you guys. They don't live here.

We're just jamming. You know, I'm making magic.

Well, they need to hocus pocus their ass on up out of here.

Let's go.

Come on. Jabari, help your daddy keep this riffraff from boosting the

knickknacks. I'll catch you guys later, all right? We'll meet up wherever I

land.

So, Jabari, how was Florida?

You know, I can't put my finger on it, but something about you changed.

Lynn, thank you for housing, girl, but you got to get up out, too. I'm sorry. I

can't do that.

Kind of sublet my apartment for six months.

Six months?

Girl, you knew we were coming home.

Yeah, and I thought you'd be in a better mood.

Darnell. So, tell me about NASCAR.

Okay. Uh -uh, boo.

No, boo, boo, boo. You got to bounce.

Come on. Oh, so you're just going to put me out on the street.

Oh. No, no, no, sweetie. I'm going to put you out on the lawn. You're going to

find your own way to the street. Come on.

Let's go.

So, this magazine called me an ape girl, and it went to my head.

Yeah, and I kind of completely alienated everyone that I knew.

So you came down here to prove to God that you're a good person?

Yeah.

Do you think I fooled him?

No, I mean, I get what...

Why Tony's angry at me. I missed her custody hearing.

But it was the first time in 24 years that I haven't been there for her. I've

always been there for her. For all of them.

I mean, my girlfriends are my family.

And when they mess up, I forgive them. And I just... I just wanted them to

forgive me.

So, where are you with Maya and the Bohemian Freeloader? I'm playing.

Well, let's see.

Lynn can't stay mad at anybody because she's got to eat.

And Maya swears that the reason it took her a couple days to call me back was

because she was waiting to use her weekend minutes.

Okay. But you still haven't heard from the friend with the baby, Tony.

Wow.

I'm impressed. You remember all my friends' names. I'm a good listener.

Oh.

So, uh, yeah.

Tony never returned my call.

Have you called her again?

27 times.

But who's counting?

Well, since no one's counting, call her again.

Yeah, you know, I probably will.

I mean, we've been through some stuff before, you know, and we get in a fight

and... We don't talk, and games are played, and someone blinks, and somehow

find our way back to each other, you know?

So... Oh, God.

I really should go.

I need to go.

Um, can I call you when I get back to Long Beach?

Oh, you're under no obligation to call me just because you unnailed me.

So that's the story of your life.

Oh, no. Do I sound bitter?

I'm not.

No, no, I'm not. I am not bitter. No.

I would love to hear from you. But if life gets in the

way... No, I... Well, we can always say that we had New Orleans.

Are you sure I can't get you to stay one more night?

No, I... I really need to get back to my life.

Bye. Bye.

Fish.

Goofy girl.

There's a lake down there and a grill out back.

Maya, you have put your foot in this potato salad. Hmm, is that what that is?

know I tasted something.

You know I'm kidding.

You know I love home cooking.

Exactly what I'm eating when I get home.

Um, let's see if we're supposed to open that gap. We need to celebrate Monica

and William's engagement.

No. Damn right, I forgot.

I never said congratulations.

So congratulations on your engagement, man. Y 'all set a date yet?

Not yet.

Well, what's the wait?

What you scared?

Well, the thing is, I don't know I can trust you, right?

I mean, you're my NASCAR road dog, right?

Okay.

I think if it is, I'd...

I think I may have made the worst mistake of my whole life.

Damn. You ate my sweet bean. No, no.

I'm not sure if Monica is the one.

Keep smiling and nodding, though.

She could be watching.

Wow, man. I mean, I don't get it. You basically stalked her and begged her to

take you back.

Dude, that was then. This is now.

I don't think I want her.

Why?

Look, I don't know, but something isn't right.

You know, in the beginning, she gave me goosebumps, you know?

But now I think I'm getting the shingles.

Well, you have to figure it out, man. Because I'm your boy and all, you know

what I mean? And for real, for real, you can't do better.

I know.

I know.

But have you ever been in one of those situations where you wanted something so

bad, and then when you finally got it, you didn't want it anymore?

Yeah, yeah, I know what that's like.

What?

What?

Oh.

You're sick of Maya, aren't you?

I'm sorry to laugh, dude, but I saw that one coming.

Me and Maya are fine.

Yeah, that's what I saw coming.

Look, it's just the whole NASCAR thing, man. I mean, it's not what I thought it

was going to be.

How could you not like the pit crew? Look, don't get me wrong.

I mean, money's great.

It's a lot of pressure.

Stress is killing.

And I think the whole pit crew thing is more like a high school thing.

All right?

I mean, with Maya and Jabari staying here, I don't want to be away from my

family.

I'll work my whole life for this money.

But it's true.

Well, if you're troubled, brother, you got too many dreams.

What are

y 'all doing?

See, that's just one of our I love you signals for when she's up in the stands

and I'm down in the pit.

Oh, man, you got to tell, man.

You need to tell Monica.

We're just going to suck it up. Hey,

Tony,

it's Joan.

I'm home.

I just got off the plane.

We need to talk.

Face to face.

Let's quit playing these games, Tony. Please just call me.

I can come to you, whatever.

Okay,

I'll talk to you soon.

Bye.

It's Joan.

Okay, I got to get the pizza light out of the oven, all right?

Here's Lynn. Talk to Lynn.

Lynn? It's Joan.

Who? Joan. Talk to Lynn.

Hey,

Joan. Welcome back. How are you?

Great. How's it going?

Not so good.

Maya does not know how to feed a vegan.

Hey, William.

William, say hi to Joan.

Oh, hi, Joan.

I'm engaged.

Wait, what?

Who, Shane?

Is Tony there?

What? I said Tony.

Oh, right. The Roni Heffi app. Bring some.

I'll talk to you when you get here, okay? Bye.

Oh, my God. I missed you guys so much. We missed you, too. Oh, especially me.

Please tell Maya that turkey meatloaf is not vegan.

So?

Is she here?

Oh, Monica, can't you smell the evil? She's over there, flashing that damn

engagement ring. Okay, I was talking about Tony, but... Wait, who's engaged?

William, to the she -devil.

What?

Okay, I need to process this.

Okay, I can't process this.

Yeah, but where's Tony?

Oh, girl, she's probably home packing.

Where's she going?

You don't know?

Know what?

You didn't tell her?

I thought Tony told her.

Well, hello, hi. Would somebody tell me?

Um...

Joan, day after tomorrow, Tony's moving to New York.

What do you mean she's moving to New York?

Um, Todd got offered another makeover reality show,

and Tony wanted Morgan to be near her dad, so she sold the condo, the

Joan, she's moving.

I mean, she sold everything.

She wouldn't even give me a dish towel.

So I had to take one.

And some dishes.

Okay, so Tony went lying when she said y 'all ain't talk. Because you know that

half of it will exaggerate.

Joan, I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.

You know what?

Tony's having a goodbye tea tomorrow. Why don't you come with us?

If Tony's moving to New York, just let her go.

I mean, good for her. I wish her well. This doesn't have anything to do with

It's on her. In fact, I wish her well.

You already said that.

Because I mean it, bitch.

Okay, where's she going to call me on Monday? Why you got to push all up on

You see, the girl is distraught.

Ah, Liz.

Thank you so much for driving me home.

The least I could do.

After you gave me the car and filled the tank every week.

Hey, I can keep that gas card that I found in the glove box, right?

It's so good to be home.

Look at my table, my hardwood, and my sofa.

Oh,

my sofa. Hey, Joan, before you get freaky with your furniture,

I wanted to ask a question. I told you I'm fine with the whole Tony thing,

I said we're going to talk about Tony. If he can't return my calls, I'm done.

Okay, let's talk about Tony.

My entire life, everyone has always asked me, why are you friends with Tony?

Even you. And I've never had a good answer. All I know is I'm sick of trying

find one. Okay? She's a classic case of life is too short.

Just let it go, Lynn.

I have.

I mean, I'm emotionally done.

Done. Done.

Well, if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here for you, okay?

Hey, Clint.

Um, hey.

Maybe I should reposition that.

Can I be here for you?

Okay, I... I self -let my apartment for six months, and my idea is if I stayed

there for one more minute, that she would hide meat juice in my food.

This is crazy. Just come to the tea with us.

Come on, Joan. You can't let it end like this. And I can't believe that you guys

are buying this whole moving to New York thing.

It's a stunt.

I know her.

This is all just a way for her to get me to come crawling back to her.

So no, uh -uh. I'm not going to play in Tony's little games, right? But you guys

should just go.

Go!

Boy, why am I going to waste a fly?

outfit when i can wear it to her welcome back to la party what come on

okay john well if you change your mind we'll be there all

right have fun until a fake party

everyone in both our families in the Beller Hotel.

And the only wedding date that syncs up for everybody is Saturday, March 24th.

So, do you think we can pull it all together by then?

I don't see any reason why not.

Then I'm gonna book it! Go book it!

I love you.

You too.

Alright. Bye.

Bye.

Avery! Avery, I need you to get on the horn with the Bel Air Hotel right now.

Book every damn banquet room, meeting room, coat room they've got for

March 24th.

Sure, Avery, book it under chicken.

I am chicken.

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