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Oh, no!
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I've got soup on my tie.
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Would you calm down, William? Just take
the damn tie off.
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And expose my neck?
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I've got kind of a situation going on
right there.
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A situation?
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Oh, dang.
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That's a full -on crisis. Well, you need
to see somebody about that. I did.
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Apparently it's genetic.
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That's why they used to call my mom Old
Snake Neck.
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I got a date tonight, too.
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Well, I guess I'll have to break out the
emergency dickie.
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A dickie?
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A date?
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Yes, I wear those.
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Yes, I hired a matchmaker.
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Oh, hell no!
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You hired a pimp? No.
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She's a very expensive professional who
specializes in matching upscaled
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marriage -minded singles who... Have no
game.
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Have no time.
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My time, like my game, is very tight.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go
wash my dickie for my date.
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The best ceviche I have ever had. I told
you the best food in L .A. is in the
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hood.
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And the J spot. Of course.
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So, where to?
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Oh, well, I'm easy and the night is
young, so we can do whatever.
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Oh, actually, I meant where can I drop
you off?
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I'm sorry. I mean, I got an early day
tomorrow. It's just... Oh, of course. Of
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course. So, yeah, how's the date about?
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Um... Door to door, the date was over in
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under 90 minutes.
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Okay, girl, that's like a new record.
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Uh, no.
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Prom night.
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73 minutes.
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You should have put out.
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Uh, I did. That's where the three
minutes came from.
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I met with Javon.
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Well, I would have if he'd tried to get
fun. I mean, isn't he supposed to be a
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womanizer?
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Can't he nod to me?
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Yo, yo, JC, my girl.
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What up?
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Hey, Curtis.
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How's my favorite customer?
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Oh, great.
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I just signed a hot new artist who's
about to blow.
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You better shake my hand so you can say
you knew me when.
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So life's good, huh? Oh, come on. Life
is always good with the Curtis.
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Well, how about I make life better and
the first round of drinks is on me? How
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about the first round of drinks is with
you?
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Come on. You know I don't drink with my
customers. But I will come over to your
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table in a minute.
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All right, cool. Okay, cool.
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Hey, you're the Curtis, right?
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Yeah. Hey, actually, you know, I'm a
musician.
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Oh, yeah? What's your style?
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Well, it's a blend of eclectic folk and
ambient R &B that takes on the emotion
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of jazz before I wind it tight with a
little pop classical vibe.
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Right, right.
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Seriously, girl, you just have to let it
go.
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I just don't get Javon.
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I mean, maybe he's just trying to take
it slow.
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Maybe he's just hoping he can do better.
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What, girl? He's an athlete, okay? He
can afford to be picky.
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You, Miss Lady, need to focus on that
reporter square ass.
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Dare that fool?
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Uh -uh, I'm not feeling him. He's too
needy.
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He's too needy.
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You know, Joan, what's up with you
lately?
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I'm passing up a nice guy.
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Being all petty with Tony. Me?
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Tony is the one being petty.
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No, Tony's being Tony.
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You're being petty.
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You know what, Joan? Why don't you just
call her?
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I will when I get a minute.
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You know what?
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It's 2006.
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I am just going to call Javon myself and
invite him to come with me to my award
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thingy next week.
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Award thingy? What award thingy? What I
told you about. You didn't tell us.
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Or invite us.
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Hey, Javon.
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It's Joan.
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I had such a nice time tonight, and I
would love to get together again soon.
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Actually, next week.
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Delta Sigma Theta Sorority is honoring
me as Entrepreneur of the Year next
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Saturday, and I would love for you to be
my date, so just call me whenever.
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Well, before next Saturday.
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Unless it's in the morning.
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Before one.
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Or, you know, you could just meet me
there.
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No.
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No.
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Hell no.
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No. Really? She's got highest
incompatibility with you in the areas of
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lifestyle, career, and value.
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She looks like her feet stink.
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Pull up the next batch.
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Those were the top 40 eligibles based on
our initial meeting. That's all for
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today. Gina, I gave you $20 ,000. You
better come on with the come on.
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William, it's only been a week.
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Finding a suitable mate is a process.
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I woke up with two extra grey hairs and
a mysterious pain in my right hip. I
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don't have time for a process.
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Fine. Your initial search was limited to
women resembling Uhura in Star Trek.
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The series, not the movie.
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Why don't we broaden that a bit?
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Now, tell me if anyone jumps out at you.
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No. No.
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No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back, go
back.
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Oh.
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Well, how about her?
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Oh, my
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God.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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How could I not congratulate my
entrepreneur of the year?
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Oh, my God. Thank you. Oh.
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How'd you find out?
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Baby, I'm a journalist.
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I keep up with all the big news, and you
are big news to me.
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I'd love to see you get that award, but
I won't be there.
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Unless... What?
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Oh, oh, oh, God.
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Derek, I would love for you to come with
me.
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But... My girlfriend, Toni... I invited
her to come with me, and she and I
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were just going through such a rough
patch, and, you know, we just, we need
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to bond.
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It's a girl thing, you know, but you
understand, right? Sure. Yeah.
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So what you doing now?
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Oh, I'm just, I don't know, I'm going to
reorganize my Tupperware and clean out
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my fridge, you know, just... Okay, I'm
great at that. Yeah, all I need is a
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sponge, a box of Arm & Hammer, and a
great big smile.
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Well, I got two out of three.
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So then I ran your profile, and your
compatibility scores were off the
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I have a gut feeling about this, and my
gut never lies.
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Let me pull up his photo.
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His name is William Dent.
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I'm glad.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, I've always loved that dress. I love
that dress.
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Thanks.
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Is that new?
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Yeah.
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It was a freebie.
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You know, designer needs publicity, so
maybe I can hook you up.
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Oh, just one. Thank you. She's
breastfeeding.
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Actually, I stopped three weeks ago.
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kind of crazy between us lately, huh?
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Yep. Yeah.
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But you came.
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You called. First I might add.
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I missed you.
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I miss you too, Tony.
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And I will be expecting that dress
hookup ever.
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I know.
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So, tonight is all about you and me. So
just catch me up. Tell me what's going
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on. What's happening?
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My life has been all over the place.
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Work has been kicking my ass. I can't
sleep. Worried about that damn custody
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battle. And I got a toe fungus. Ooh.
Because I cut corners and I went to the
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strip mall spot.
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Ew. But enough about me. What's going on
with you and Javon?
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Oh, God.
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There's not a lot to tell.
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Well,
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I'm obsessed.
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And I'm being a damn fool over him.
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Okay, so not much has changed. No.
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You know, you even called him to bring
me here tonight, and he never even
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me back.
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Whatever, right?
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Yeah,
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whatever.
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Can I get a picture?
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Oh, sure.
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Come on.
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Oh, Joan alone, please.
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Can I get a picture?
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Sure.
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Derek, what are you doing here?
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I just wanted to be here to applaud the
entrepreneur of the year.
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Thank you.
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Anyway, I know it's a ladies' night,
so... Oh, yeah.
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Okay. So, uh, I just wanted to say
hello.
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Hey. Hello.
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You really do look beautiful.
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Tony, what am I doing?
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I mean, while I'm sitting around waiting
for Javon to call me back, I am pushing
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away a perfectly good man who took the
time to be here tonight.
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And you know what?
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Isn't that what life's all about?
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Being there?
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Now let me go and get this man.
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And you're staring.
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I've been up a while thinking.
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About what?
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About how I usually overthink things.
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If you feel something, you should say
it, right?
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Right.
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I'm falling in love with you.
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Don't say anything.
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I'm going to get us some breakfast in
bed.
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Just be beautiful.
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Hey, Maya.
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I screwed up. I know.
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I talked to Lynn, who talked to Tony.
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What the hell were you thinking last
night? I wasn't thinking. Obviously.
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And now he says he loves me. Who?
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Derek.
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Oh, Derek, girl, I'm talking about Tony.
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Why? What's wrong with Tony?
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Derek.
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That's what I'm trying to tell you
about, Maya. Keep up. No, girl, you need
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keep up, and you need to fix this.
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I know. God, I'm so stupid. I can't
believe that I'm sleeping with Derek,
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I'm not even that into him.
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All I can think about is Javon. No, all
you think about is yourself.
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You're right.
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All I need to be thinking about is
myself.
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Whatever.
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Yeah, whatever.
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If Derek says he loves me, then that's
his issue. It has nothing to do with me.
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And if Javon calls, he calls.
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I'm just done stressing about it. I want
to have some fun.
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Starting now, it's all about me.
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Starting now.
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Exactly.
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That's what I'm saying, right?
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Hey!
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JC!
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No, I heard... fun and I knew Curtis
must be over here. Oh, come on. You know
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how I do.
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Hey, my man. Get up.
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So, what are we drinking?
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Wait, wait. Hold up. You drinking with
the customer?
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Who are you?
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I'm the new fun Joan.
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Hello.
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Hey, Bora.
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I'm down for asking this weekend, bro.
All right, cool.
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Yeah.
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Who told her that fool?
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Aspen? The label love my new artist so
much, they're giving me the company jet.
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A few of us are going to Aspen tomorrow.
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Oh, Aspen's supposed to be great.
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You should come with us. It's going to
be fun.
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Well, what time is the jet leaving?
Because I'm all about the fun.
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Joan is not dying.
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All right, well, maybe not on the
outside, but... Bye, Lynn. I'm going
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no, no, no, no, Tony. Come on, please.
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Don't. Okay, so Joan's not dying.
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But your friendship is.
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Go talk to her.
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Work it out. Come on, this is getting
crazy.
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No, Joan, it's acting crazy.
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So what? We're all crazy.
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Maya pretends to be a good mother. We
support that insanity.
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And I am as cuckoo as I come.
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Hello? Still in the fold?
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You're just plain mean.
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But we still love you.
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Come on.
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So it's Joan's turn.
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Let her make the mistake.
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Let her be crazy.
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Let me talk to her.
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Fine, if it will shut you up.
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Hey. Hey.
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You guys are here and on a good night.
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We need to talk.
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I can stay and have a drink while you
close up.
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Oh, I can.
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00:15:17,881 --> 00:15:21,409
No, we're all going over to Quincy
Jones' house to watch an early cut of
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Dreamgirls. But how about I call you
tomorrow?
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See?
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It's all good. She's going to call you
tomorrow.
283
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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I don't need a chaperone.
285
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Monica's not coming.
286
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:41,930
I tried to call you, but you didn't
answer.
287
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,460
Well, I've been in the gym all day,
trying to lose 20 pounds.
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I want to make a good first impression
on Monica.
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Well, that would be difficult, since
you've already met, dated, broken up,
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again, and broken up again.
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I see your point.
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of making matches, not writing old
rhymes.
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I know I should have told you, but I
just wanted to see her again.
294
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I made some mistakes in the past, and I
wanted to say I was sorry and show off
295
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my new restaurant.
296
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Look, honesty is a must with my clients.
297
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We don't have that.
298
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But we can!
299
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:19,510
No, we can't.
300
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:22,510
I think we need to terminate our
agreement.
301
00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:25,740
No, you can't break up with me. I'd make
me a total loser.
302
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:27,990
Okay.
303
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:30,460
Okay. No more Monica.
304
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,360
Pencil me in with old stinky feet.
305
00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:39,780
So, Lynn, water the plants and don't
order any porn.
306
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:41,810
Cancel that.
307
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,050
So, do you guys, am I forgetting
anything?
308
00:16:46,051 --> 00:16:50,079
Joan, have you really thought this
through? I mean, running off with some
309
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,130
you barely know?
310
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,520
Girl, that's not very safe.
311
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,110
Yeah, that sounds like something I would
do.
312
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,840
So what about Derek and Javon?
313
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They're still around.
314
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,000
It's like applying to more than one
college to hedge your bets.
315
00:17:04,619 --> 00:17:09,459
Javon is like my first choice. Derek is
my safety school, and Curtis, he's my
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party school.
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Okay,
318
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,319
okay, I get it, girl. So no matter where
you go, you're the campus hoe.
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00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:21,680
A hoe on the go.
320
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How you doing, baby?
321
00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:33,480
Javon!
322
00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:35,270
What are you doing here?
323
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I mean, come in, come in.
324
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:40,880
Are those for me?
325
00:17:40,881 --> 00:17:42,109
Oh, yeah.
326
00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:45,360
A late congrats on being honored as the
Entrepreneur of the Year.
327
00:17:45,361 --> 00:17:48,609
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you
back. I lost my cell phone and all your
328
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,790
numbers in it. Oh, it's okay.
329
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:53,210
Of course, the J -spot is listed.
330
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:57,810
I was hoping you were free today, but I
see you're going on a trip. A trip? No,
331
00:17:58,290 --> 00:17:59,390
no, no, no, no. I'm...
332
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:03,800
I am just getting back from a trip.
333
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,940
No, I'm totally free.
334
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,200
Wow. Looks like the hoe just got into
Harvard.
335
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,920
I love that place.
336
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:26,220
Yeah. Who knew dim sum could be so damn
good?
337
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:31,910
Where to?
338
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,340
Oh, um, home, I guess.
339
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,560
I was thinking Santa Barbara.
340
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,490
Santa Barbara?
341
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:46,700
Yeah, we could drive up the coast, have
some dinner, walk along the beach.
342
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,920
Unless you need to get back.
343
00:19:12,729 --> 00:19:15,859
Oh, you know, Tamara, we're having a
really good time tonight.
344
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:20,250
But before we go any further, let's just
lay our cards out on the table.
345
00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:22,100
I'll go first.
346
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,390
I have ashy knees.
347
00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:26,270
I grind my teeth.
348
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,260
I snore.
349
00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:30,370
I've slept with 12 men.
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00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:31,900
Don't judge.
351
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,970
I've slept with over 32 women.
352
00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:35,480
You judge away.
353
00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:41,280
Well, I've... Well, you know what? We
could do this tit -for -tat all night.
354
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:43,120
Let me just play my ace.
355
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,850
I've got that.
356
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:48,600
Oh, that's nothing.
357
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,500
We really are a good match.
358
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:51,809
I've got this.
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00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:56,360
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