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Okay, Dr.
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and Mrs. Garrett, as you know, this is
the mandatory mediation, and I have been
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appointed by the court to facilitate an
amicable out -of -court agreement.
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And this is where you start amicably
agreeing to things.
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Going once.
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Going twice.
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Going to lunch.
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Okay, you're scheduled for tomorrow
morning, 9 a .m., main floor, courtroom
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It's tuna, and there's not enough for
everybody.
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Todd.
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You didn't have anything to say?
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You didn't either.
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Look, Todd, I just need to know.
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Are you going to bring up the assault
charge?
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Wouldn't you?
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No!
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Because I would understand that you
kicked that carjacking bitch down
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she endangered Morgan.
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Todd!
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Just remember, whatever you say about me
in that courtroom, you'll have to
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explain to your daughter later.
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Ass, lockjaw, Napoleonic, son of a
dwarf.
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Okay, Maya, I know y 'all done come up
from the hood and whatnot, but do you
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think you can give me the number of one
of your little gangster friends?
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You know, someone who's willing to kick
Todd's ass for a gift card or something.
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Did you not learn anything in lockup?
Yeah, if you want someone's ass kicked,
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ass thorn.
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Okay, now anyway, this is the guest
room.
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Maya, don't be all formal.
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Call it what it is.
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Lynn's friend.
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Slow your roll, boo. Okay, now in here,
this is the master suite.
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Now, try and picture it with one of
those really pretty high -scana bedroom
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with one of those fancy duvet covers
from the Macy's Home Collection.
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We got to coordinate.
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Okay, now come on, come on, come on.
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This is the master bathroom with its
very own
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WC. That's upscale for private toilets.
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And let me show you. Damn!
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Baby, I am so sorry, okay? That's why
they put a lock on it.
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Sorry about that.
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He's been in there all day. His stomach
gets funny when he's a little worried.
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He's probably just hungry.
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When are we going to get a tour of the
refrigerator?
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Sorry. Well, baby, you could have taken
the extra ten minutes to finish getting
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dressed. Don't hate my ass. Oh, honey, I
ain't hating. I just didn't want you to
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catch a cold. We are running the central
air.
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I can't stay.
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You just got here.
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Yeah. I was trying to be here two hours
ago, but, I mean, damn, girl, the
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Southwest fly up here. You know what,
Joan? I don't even want to listen to
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rah -rah about you leaving. Okay?
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I'm going to the party of the year,
Maya. And this is the housewarming of
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friend. Which, thank you, thank you,
which you planned yesterday.
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Maya, I've been trying to get invited to
this party for months.
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It's up in the hills at this record
producer's house, and at his last party,
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Prince sang.
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Everybody's going to be there.
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Oh, well, we're not going to be there.
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Of course not, for A -list people.
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No, I'm... Oh, no.
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You did... I know she... Did she... Does
she just... I just don't. You know what
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I mean.
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You know what I mean. Maya, look, here.
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Here's your gift.
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Maya, your house looks great.
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Congratulations. Here.
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Oh, boy. Okay, I gotta go.
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I need a drink.
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Me too.
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And a sandwich.
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Hold up, Joan.
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Sorry, Tony. I don't have a plus one.
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I just wanted to know about tomorrow.
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Okay, I know things haven't been cool
between us. Uh -huh. But you are still
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strongest character witness. And with
this whole assault thing, I really need
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you there.
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Tony, I'm fine.
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I'm giving you your space.
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Whatever. Tomorrow is the most important
day of your life. I know. And I'm gonna
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be there, okay?
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Main floor, courtroom 103, 9 a .m. Got
it.
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William, if we were to go on an ideal
date, where would you take me?
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Uh, here?
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No, no, no. I mean, a dream date.
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Anywhere in the world.
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Would you whip me off to a ski resort?
Or would we go to a beach in Maui?
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I just want to go home.
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You're just mad. I can't go home with
you.
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No, no. I want to go home alone.
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Okay. Let's go.
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Look, I don't think this is going to
work out.
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You're a really nice girl. Good luck
starting the accountant firm.
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The bill and the valet will be taken
care of. Just good night and God bless.
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Please.
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The loneliness, it hurts so bad.
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That's true.
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But it can't be as excruciating as this.
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What is she wearing?
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Call girl.
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Oh, well,
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that looks pretty.
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And potent. I'll have one of those.
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And a sweatshirt.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Lem.
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Lem.
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Yeah. How are you?
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Nice to see you. Hi.
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Honey, I'm gay, sweetheart.
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Go work your magic on someone else,
okay?
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I'm Joan Clayton.
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Joan! Clayton, come on. You shot me for
the Los Angeles Living Magazine.
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The hot spot issue, remember?
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I was like... Remember?
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Come on, you called me an it girl. I'm
an it... Girl.
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Honey. Yeah?
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I want to call Kevin Campbell, dear
girl.
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Oh, just a second.
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Keep him coming. Just bring him on.
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Hey, Maya, you got any more wine?
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Lynn, I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying to get drunk so you can't
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drive home, and then you'll have to
crash in my guest room.
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Lynn's room.
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Call it what you want, but you ain't
staying here.
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Maya, I'm worried.
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This could be the beginning of the end.
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Even if the rapture comes tonight, you
got to go.
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No, I'm talking about the four of us.
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I mean, we're drifting apart. You move
way out here to the boonies, and Tony's
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got a kid.
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Joan's gone all A -list and doesn't have
any time for us. Please, bonk Joan.
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See that right there?
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We're drifting apart.
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How did it get to this?
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When did I miss?
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Lynn, what the hell are you talking
about?
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The moment you slipped away.
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What did I say?
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Lynn, you know what? I don't care how
drunk you are. You're going home.
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I don't know what to say.
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Don't walk away.
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Maya, you have a piece of paper? I need
to write this down. I've got a song in
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me. Oh my God, this never happens at
home.
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Must be the quieter this place.
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This is the magical house.
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This is my music house.
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Yes, get here. My music house. Get out
of there.
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and dance with me.
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I'm sorry, I've got polio.
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So boogie night.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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I'm so embarrassed.
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Oh, honey.
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Where was all the self -awareness when
you were on the dance floor, huh?
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Oh, my God. They got art to play.
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I'll get bored with you. Bye.
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Puerto Rico.
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I told you, she's
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sleeping. Well, then I'll just watch her
sleep.
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Tony, we all have a big day tomorrow. We
all need our sleep.
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I walked into my house tonight, and
Morgan wasn't there.
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And then it hit me that after
tomorrow... This might be a feeling I
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get used to. And, Todd, um... I just
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need to see her.
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Oh, Monica!
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Monica!
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Hey, Monica, did you pull up? Just give
me three and... Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Monica!
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Hey, I've been trying to reach you. I
know, and I wish you would stop.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry I dumped you for Joan. That
was a big mistake.
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Thank you. Have a great night.
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Buddy, could you push?
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All right.
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Come on.
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Monica, come on.
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We're both obviously desperate to meet
someone.
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Why else would we pay $20 ,000 to some
matchmaker?
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The women don't pay.
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Really? Well, that hardly seems fair.
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I mean, it's fair!
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Would you come on, buddy? Damn!
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Monica,
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can we just try this again? Get back in
your car, William. No, look, hear me
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out, okay?
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When we were together, we worked.
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Right? We were a team.
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We had common goals and interests. We
were compatible.
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You slept on the right side of the bed.
I slept on the left. The optimal
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temperature for the both of us is 75
degrees.
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Now, that's two less arguments than our
lives right there.
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Face it, Monica. We make sense.
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You know what, William? That sounds
really romantic.
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Look, we're both realists. We both know
that romance is just an illusion.
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No, I used to think that, William, until
you broke my heart.
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I don't want compatibility.
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I want more.
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I want the heart, the flowers, the
knight in shiny armor.
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I also want to make this light. Goodbye,
William.
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All right, don't get your shorts in a
lot. I'm going.
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I'm going.
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Lynn,
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get your mooching ass.
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my guest room.
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Lynn's music room.
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Darnell, baby, baby, baby, please. Can
you please get your toolbox, okay, and
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take this door off? Lynn's got herself
holed up in there writing her version of
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Rent -A -Mooch -A -Something.
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Just let it stay in there. I mean,
what's the big deal?
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Oh, hell no.
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No, I know there's something going on
with you.
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What is it?
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Nothing.
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Oh, no, it's something. It's something,
Darnell.
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You've been locked up in the bathroom
all day. Now you're telling me you don't
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care if Lynn stays there?
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Baby, come on. I mean, what is it?
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Are you worried about how we're going to
make the mortgage? Because you know
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this girl ain't going to pay rent.
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Well, no, it's not the house.
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Then what is it, Darno? Why are you
walking around here all funny style?
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Bill Lester called, and they want me to
join a pig crew right away.
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Oh, my God!
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In Florida.
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How about now?
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Oh, my God.
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Derek?
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You're here?
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Yes, Joan.
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I mean, I'd be some big -time basketball
player, but I still get invited to
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parties. Of course, I'm sorry. It's just
that I'm glad to see a familiar face.
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I had too much to drink.
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And my cell phone's dead.
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Can you give me a ride home?
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Why would I do that?
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Huh?
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Because it would be dangerous for me to
drive.
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Then you shouldn't.
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Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
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We're not friends.
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Okay. I didn't see that coming.
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Shut up.
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Derek, Derek, Derek.
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Look, I'm... I'm really sorry that
things didn't work out between us, but
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I think you're going a little too far.
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Oh, oh, but I guess it wasn't.
250
00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:38,380
Too far you sleeping with me to get the
cover of the magazine.
251
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:42,090
Or you playing me by saying that you
love me.
252
00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:44,620
You know what?
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00:18:44,621 --> 00:18:45,809
Never mind.
254
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:49,509
Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm on a roll now.
See, you just lucked into this it girl
255
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:50,529
thing.
256
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,270
Because, come on now, let's be real.
257
00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:53,820
You ain't that cute.
258
00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:54,900
You ain't that funny.
259
00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:57,510
You ain't half of what you think you
are.
260
00:18:58,290 --> 00:19:02,829
Because if you were, you wouldn't be
here alone begging for a ride from a man
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who finds you pathetic.
262
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I've slept in bad emotion.
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00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:52,550
I've slept in bad emotion.
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00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:57,150
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