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No. Okay.

Got our theater ticket to farewell Miss Cotton.

So, do you want to meet there or do you want to ride together?

I want you to find someone else to go with.

What?

We had this planned for weeks.

Oh, William, I'm sorry, but I double booked and nothing personal, but you're

getting bumped.

Well, who are you bumping me for?

Someone very high profile.

Someone who's going to generate a lot of business for the J spot.

Little Romeo.

And before you get all worked up, it's his 15th birthday party, and that's

You are blowing me off for a little kid's birthday party?

Pretty much, yeah.

To make up for it, I managed to tour two tickets to the Hootie and the Blowfish

comeback tour.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

blowfish in my favorite band oh i'm so happy they're coming back you know in my

heart they never left

A bit more than we discussed, but once you crunch the numbers, what's the

difference between 1 .1 and 1 .5?

Okay, $400 ,000, but let's not be literal.

You have a problem with my attitude?

Well, then I got two words for you.

Keep renting.

Oh, child.

Tammy, take note. First -time buyers will wear you out.

But didn't you just lose a client?

No, I lost the pain in my ass.

That was my FedEx package.

Tammy, where's my FedEx package? In the bouncy feet.

Oh.

You didn't think that was odd?

Look, I'm here to learn, not to question.

Didn't want to make that mistake again.

Can I get you guys something?

Uh -uh, the snack was for VIP.

Don't worry about it, Tony. We're too nervous to eat.

We're buying our first house. I know, I know.

Let's get down to business.

Now, paint a picture for me. What's your dream house? How many bedrooms, baths?

We were thinking about something with at least three bedrooms, two baths. Good

schools, and maybe... Okay, you might have all the time in the world, but I

don't.

How much are we working with?

$450, that's it. That's all we got.

Oh, well, don't spit on that.

I can get you on somebody's pill for that.

Really, girl?

We can live in a hill?

Yeah, girl.

Of Arkansas?

Calm down, Maya. We'll find something in your price range. Now, where are you?

Is that still in L .A. County?

Hold on, you're breaking up.

No, no, no, it's a good sign. Just keep driving until you lose all cell phone

reception. That's where the real cheap houses are.

Bye.

You hear that, girl? All this drama for 3 % of some ticky -tack house.

Oh, shoot.

Let me give you a hand like that. Thank you.

Oh,

my God.

Michael Daniels. Tony Childs. Hey.

Hey.

And this is?

My daughter, Morgan.

She's beautiful.

Which doesn't surprise me.

Thank you.

So, congratulations to you and your, what, husband?

Boyfriend?

Baby daddy?

Ex -husband.

Okay, so the last time I saw you, you were a struggling architect that picked

to cobble and tried to convince me everyone slept on the beach.

Well, last year I bought that beach, and now I'm building a hotel on it.

Okay, so you're doing a little better. A little bit.

Look, why don't we get out the doorway here, grab some coffee? Oh, can't. I'm

actually late for my mommy and me class.

Well, then how about dinner sometime?

Oh, no.

I need to stay away from dates.

I'm in the middle of a custody battle.

I can't be giving my ex any ammunition to take my baby.

Well, if the judge asks, you can always just say it was two friends catching up.

You're awfully persistent.

Is that some kind of a trap?

Do I need to pat you down for a while? Hell, my ex is so little, he could be

hiding in your pocket.

I went down to the Long Beach Aquarium and I got this T -shirt for the concert

tonight.

It's a blowfish.

Oh, look.

I went to the zoo and I got you this T -shirt.

See?

Now you can be Hootie.

Why do you look so gross?

William, I'm sorry. I can't go.

You poor thing. I know.

So can I get those blowfish tickets?

Well, I'm so sorry, but they're under my name at Will Call.

Oh, you poor thing.

So you're too sick to run up to the Will Call window?

You can curl up in the back seat till the concert's over.

William. I'll leave the heat on.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm just so excited.

Got the t -shirts and all.

Oh, well, I guess I'll go deflate that giant blowfish on the top of my car.

You know, it was going to be a gift for Hootie.

you with no notice, no severance, and accused you of stealing, but I really

a babysitter tonight.

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Damn.

Kyle's dropping off Morgan. If I don't find a sitter, I'm going to have to

cancel with Michael.

Tony, if you need a babysitter, I'm sitting right here.

Yeah, right.

What? I'm serious.

No, girl, you're funny.

I don't trust you to wash my purse while I go to the bathroom.

Tony, I only took money from your purse that one time.

All right, twice.

All right, here's your 20.

Oh, my God, baby.

This is my dream house.

Four bedrooms, two and a half baths, and... Oh, my God.

Look at that dishwasher.

It washes dishes.

Baby, we have got to get this house.

Did you see the garage?

It has enough room for my car and a pool table. What about my car?

Baby, the side of the house is big enough for a carport.

What do you think?

I love it. I think we should make an offer.

Did you hear that?

Mm -hmm. They're trying to get our house.

Mm -hmm. to jump on this, all right? I'm going to call Tony real quick. You've

got interference.

Baby.

You hear them rats scratching in the walls?

Oh, baby.

I was too busy listening to the house telling me to get up.

You know, Tony, you're the reason for my success.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Back on that beach in Cabo, in between a few choice curse words and a sucker

punch, you actually inspired me to think bigger.

So, um, you're saying that half of that hotel is mine?

I'm saying you inspired me.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I'm sorry. That could be Mama calling about the baby. I had to bust

from Fresno real quick.

Oh, hell, it's Maya again.

Who?

Um, just work.

It can wait.

Okay.

I appreciate you putting your business on hold for me.

I appreciate you giving me a reason to.

Tony, look.

I don't want to do the dance.

I don't want to play any games.

I'm not dating to date.

I'm dating to find out.

My mama said she could bus back down here on Wednesday night.

Does that work for you?

Oh, you'll make it work.

You better check yourself.

Or I'll get spoiled.

Okay.

All right.

Bye.

Oh, Tammy, I have a date with Michael on Wednesday. Put that in my book.

Oh, only don't put it under date, just in case they subpoena my book in court.

I'll put it down as a gynecologist's appointment.

Oh, and your friend Maya left another message. It's the fifth one.

That girl is driving me crazy.

Tammy, go online and pull up the ten cheapest properties in the high desert.

That'll keep her busy all afternoon.

several lovely properties for you, and what in ten years will be the new

Palmdale.

We found a house.

That's why I've been calling.

You did? Well, tell me about it. Hey, Tammy, pull up an RPC, and we'll write

an offer real quick.

Don't pull out anything.

We put in an offer, and it's been accepted.

I'm sorry, what?

Sweet, since we couldn't find you, we had to use Darnell's cousin Penny.

Well, I hope you told Darnell's cousin Penny she's gonna be splitting that

commission. She ain't splitting nothing, because you didn't do nothing.

Dammit, Maya!

I've been working my ass off for you.

Letting my standards slip, calling up places I wouldn't even drive through.

Ain't this a blip?

First Joan isn't here for me, and now you?

I was there for you. I asked you to be my realtor, remember?

But you weren't there for me. You know I need every commission I can get. I'm

walking a tight rope here, Maya. Being a mother and trying to work?

It's hard, and you of all people should understand that. And I'm trying to get a

house for my family, and you of all people should understand that.

Damn, Tony.

Why couldn't you just pick up your phone? I was on a date, okay, Maya?

I need a break.

I am worn out. I just wanted someone to pamper me for a while. Is that wrong?

No, it's not wrong.

But don't be mad at me for looking out for my family.

You're a single mother, Tony, and that's about juggling.

And if you got too many balls in the air, then you know what?

Maybe you need to let them go.

Good luck, girl.

So that's a no on the RPC?

Thank you.

Oh, hey, William.

Oh, hey, Joan.

I've been so worried about you. Are you feeling better?

Yes, so much better. God, all I needed was a good night's rest.

Well, I am relieved.

Because, you know, you were looking a little peaked at the Chloe Boutique

opening.

Next time you lie and ditch a friend, don't parade yourself in front of the

paparazzi.

Oh, my God.

What can I say?

There's nothing you can't say.

You mean I can't say

that I happen to have two port side tickets to the Clippers game on

I guess you can insult it if I offer them to you.

You don't know what I'd be.

I'll tell you what, smarty pants.

Why don't you offer them to me, and then we'll see what I do.

You want them? I can't be bought!

But if I could, would that include a VIP parking pass?

And then Paris laughed, and then Will and Jake laughed.

It was hysterical.

Yeah, well, I guess you had to be there.

You wish.

It was really great catching up.

Yeah, I'm sorry I have to eat and run, but... Well, as long as you're paying,

every little moment's a treasure.

Bye, Lynn. Bye.

Tony? Joan?

Your goddaughter's fine, bitch. Thanks for asking.

Hey, girl.

Hey.

Bye. Whoa!

What's your problem?

Tony, let me ask you a question. Uh -huh?

If you and I weren't friends with Joan, would we still be friends?

Oh, hell.

What's Joan been telling you? Is she turning you against me?

No, Tony, you're doing that all by yourself.

What did I do?

Why don't you trust me to take care of Morgan?

Well, that's why you're acting all funky.

Lynn, let's get real.

You're a little flaky.

How's it gonna look in court when they pull out pictures of some bohemian freak

holding my baby?

Go to hell, Tony. Lynn, Lynn.

You know, I don't even know why we're friends.

Sweetie, you know I love you.

You're more than my friend.

You're my family.

But you won't let me watch more games. Exactly.

Girl, you're smart.

That's another reason why I love you.

Lynn, I'm just playing. You know I don't like mushy moments.

I would be honored.

He would watch.

My personal, I went to the bathroom.

And if that works out tomorrow night, would you please watch Morgan for me?

I don't know.

It's kind of short notice.

Okay, the breast milk is in the refrigerator.

And because I know you, it's only for the baby.

Don't answer my door. Don't bring a man in here. And don't be putting my grapes

in your ears for later.

And if Morgan starts crying? I know. Turn up the porn until I can't hear her

anymore. Lynn.

Jimmy. I'm kidding.

Just leave.

Me and Eddie will be just fine.

Okay.

Bye -bye, baby. Bye -bye, little Morgan Morgan.

Bye, Mama.

Okay.

Oh, oh, yeah, and Lynn, I mean this from the bottom of my heart.

If I come home and even one hair is askew on my daughter's head, I will slap

to sleep.

Oh, no, no, no.

This is my limit. I'm still nursing.

Okay.

You know, I think I'm going to call home. Tony, you just did.

So is my child.

Sorry.

No, Michael, I'm sorry.

It's just that lately I don't get out much.

And you're about the only good man left, and here I am trying to run you off.

I'm not going anywhere.

Well, except to Cabo next weekend. Oh.

Hey, why don't you come with me?

I'm not sleeping on the beach this time.

I'd love to, but I can't leave Morgan.

Oh, well, then bring her along.

And the nanny, so we can at least have dinner.

But I don't have a nanny anymore.

Then we'll hire one in Cabo.

Okay, Michael, I've got two nanny cams trained on one of my best friends right

now. I'm just going to let some stranger out. Okay, well, something closer.

Santa Barbara, Malibu, down the street.

I can't do this.

Well, Tony, I'm just saying, can you work with a brother? It's not that I

want to, but I'm in the fight of my life.

And I know, I know you probably think I'm being dramatic, but I'm not going to

risk losing my baby.

I've got to be a good mother, and I've got to work.

And that doesn't leave much time for this.

Tony, I'm sorry I fell asleep.

Oh, don't worry about it.

How was she?

Oh, she was an angel.

Oh, um, Lynn, if you want, you can stay over, okay?

Ooh, and, um, Lynn?

Yeah?

Thank you.

Okay, baby, with our mortgage... A mortgage?

I'm listening to you.

Talking to our homeowner, Rich.

I know, huh? Right?

Okay, with our mortgage, the insurance, the earthquake insurance, and the

property tax, this is where we're at.

Damn, baby, it's kind of tight.

You think we can swing this?

Yeah. See, the first thing we're going to do is find a hair in that $9 salad.

And then we're going to take our house for asses over to Del Taco Tuesday.

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