All language subtitles for Girlfriends s06e16 Game Over

I'm about to go to the hole right now in
Tomahawk. Damn!

That's game, my man.

If you hit X, you gotta pick up his job.

While you're up, you might want to get
yourself some game.

Next!

You gotta take it easy. I need these
customers to come back.

I don't want my first game night to end
up in hurt feelings.

Is that why you're not playing?

Well, video games aren't exactly my
bailiwick.

Well, I'll teach you.

Lesson one, don't say bailiwick.

Okay, come on, let's see what you got.

Pew!

Pew, pew, pew!

Pew! Okay,

lesson two, let the machine make the
noise.

invitation to a Vanity Fair party.

Come with me.

Wait a minute.

Girl, this says tonight.

What makes you think I can just jump up
and run off to some C -list party?

Tony, it's an A -list party.

Honey, they invited you. I'm being
generous.

You want to come or not? To some D -list
party?

Who's going to watch Morgan?

Why can't Concepcion watch her?

She's probably not in the mood since I
fired her.

What?

Joan, this custody battle is costing me
a fortune.

I've already dug deep into my never
going back to Fresno fund, which I swore

never do.

I mean, you're from Fresno, you get it.

Tony, if you need money to keep
Concepcion, the J spot is doing much

Joan, I appreciate it.

I do, but the financial part isn't the
only reason I let her go.

Todd and his attorney have been watching
me like legal eagles.

trying to find anything they can to use
against me in court.

So I needed to let Concepcion go to
prove what a good mother I am.

Oh, Tony.

Yeah, so I was actually hoping that
Auntie Joan could stay and help me with

Morgan tonight.

Ooh, Tony.

Any other night, and I would.

But this party is gonna be hot.

It's going to be like all those parties
you used to tell me about all the time.

Joan.

I can't go.

Oh!

I'm sorry you can't go, Tony.

But... I could wear your snake skin lube
boots and they'll tell you all about

it.

Hey, Joan, it was jumping!

Yeah, Joan, thank you so much for
inviting us.

Oh, hello!

Isn't that your basketball boyfriend who
ate your boyfriend?

Yeah, that's Javon.

Uh, Joan, what does she mean, ate your
boyfriend?

You two still haven't gotten together?

Well, you know, we've been trading text
messages, trying to connect.

Oh, sexy.

Well, come on. I'm trying, Lynn.

Hey, ladies.

Hey.

I didn't even see you in there. Oh, you
know, me and my girls were honing down

on the dance floor all night.

So many men.

Yet so little rhythm.

How about we forget about all this text
messaging and actually go out?

This Friday night?

I love that.

You know, I'm sure William can take care
of the J spot.

Good. And I'll take care of you.

Oh, no, he didn't.

That's my ride.

So I'll see you Friday, huh?

Yeah, I look forward to it.

Oh, look, Joe.

Here's your ride.

Why, how many hypnotics have you had?
You know that's Lynn's car.

Camry. 95 Camry.

Girls, don't look all embarrassed. Get
in your car.

Lynn, get in the car. What is that? Get
in the car.

Press X.

What? Press X.

What? X.

Whoa!

Now, Minette. Hey, well, this isn't as
hard as I thought it was. I told you. It

just takes practice.

Yeah?

Well, speaking of practice.

You might want to practice some defense.

Oh, what was that?

Did I just dunk on you?

That's called luck.

No, my friend. That is called skill.

Skill. Two minutes ago, you were asking
me which basket was yours.

Wow,

I got to go. I got to pick up Jabari
from my mom.

We'll continue this lesson tomorrow.

Yes, we will.

Maybe I'll be the one doing the
teaching.

Easy there, playboy. You're starting to
get a little cocky now.

Perhaps I'm starting to get a little
dominant.

Dominant, please.

You want to run it back?

No, no, that's right.

You got to go pick up Jabari at your
mommy's.

Hmm?

my client. I'm sorry, Tony. I just had
some business to take care of. What

my business?

You're about to cost me the commission
on a $3 million house, and you know I

need that money right now, because I am
not going back to Fresno.

I know, I know, I know, I know.

Look, Tony, I'm sorry. I'll be there in
a few minutes, okay?

As a matter of fact, why don't you go
downstairs and wait for me?

Because when you see why I'm late, trust
me, you won't be upset.

I've got a big surprise.

If you get here much later, the surprise
will be whether I stab you or I shoot

you.

I'm really sorry, Mrs. Vance. You know,
I made the mistake of depending on

someone who didn't come through for me.

I know.

You're right.

I promise you, I promise you I will.

Remember, I specialize in results.

No, really, I do. I'll call you
tomorrow.

Now it's time for our message.

Yes, it is.

Morgan Smith, please.

There we go.

I'm here.

What are you doing in that car?

This is a surprise, Tony.

Oh, my gosh.

Thank you, Joan. This makes up for
everything. I mean, I can't take it back

right because I'm not feeling the color.

It's not for you, silly.

I got it for me.

You went car shopping for yourself?

You knew I needed you.

Okay.

Not sounding happy for me.

I was depending on you, Joan.

Honey, I'm sorry.

I should have been out of the dealership
hours ago. It just took way longer than

I expected.

I can't believe you.

So you lost the sale, huh?

Oh, if I'd lost the sale, I'd be talking
to you through a seance.

The point is, I had to reschedule with
my clients.

You know how foolish you made me look?

So... you just had to reschedule?

Joan, you're not getting it.

No, I'm not getting it.

I'm not getting why you're mad at me
when you've canceled client meetings for

eyebrow waxing.

Don't try to flip this around on me.

You know I can't be selling houses
looking like Al B. Shore.

If anyone is flipping things around,
it's you. Come on, in all the years that

I've known you, how many times have you
kept me waiting?

What, you need more time to count?

You selfish bitch.

Okay, now you're really flipping things.

Because that is totally you.

You know what?

I should have known this was going to
happen.

Should have known what would happen.

This, Tony.

That you can't be happy for me.

You're kidding, right?

Tony, it has totally been there between
us lately, and I've been trying to deny

it. But you know what?

You are jealous of me. Ha!

Joan.

Sweetie, that just might be the funniest
thing you've ever said.

You're jealous of my success?

And my popularity?

Okay, that was the funniest thing you've
ever said.

And you know what?

You're even jealous of my car.

And you can't handle it, Tony. And so
you're lashing out at me.

Baby girl, listen up because I will only
say this once.

Sweetie, you can have a Porsche.

Hell, you can have a Porsche for every
day of the week.

And you will still never be as fly as
me.

Okay, you flyness.

It's pronounced Porsche.

Whatever, bitch.

This car is

hot. Yes, it is.

Not for real, girl. It's really hot up
in here.

Okay, it's damn near 90 degrees outside
and you've got these seat warmers on

blast. Yeah, but when a car comes with
all the bells and whistles.

I'm going to ring and blow them all the
way down south side.

I'm not going to turn them off yet.

You know what, Joan? You work hard. You
deserve this car.

Hey, Lynn, you do not have to flatter
me, okay? I'm going to give you the

What? That gas guzzler? I want a hybrid.

Hey, what's the blue book on your Camry?

Lynn, I am not going to give you my car
just so you can trade it in.

Okay, fine.

Then I won't trade it in.

I'll cherish it forever and ever.

Anyway, girl, did you make up with Tony
yet? I have nothing to make up for. She

does.

Come on. She's the one who rained on my
parade.

Tony, you know how Tony is.

We always have to make the first move.
That's a given.

But be the bigger person so we can get
back to being girlfriends. I'm tired of

being the bigger person. I want to be
the littler person.

Oh, too bad, Jo.

If you're not going to be the bigger
person, then we have to deal with it.

Y 'all know that child's going to be
calling me tonight, talking about you

a dog. And, you know, while that may be
fun at first, I've got things to do.

Come on, Joan, you're the dependable
one.

If she screws up, we expect it. But we
rely on you.

Besides, when you two aren't getting
along, it throws off the whole group.

We can't even play bid with.

When do we play bid with?

We don't.

And now we can't.

Hey, my kid said that he didn't eat his
lunch today because he lost his lunch

money to you playing video games. Is
that true?

No, it's not true.

He lost a little bit more than his lunch
money.

He also lost this.

It's an IOU for his kidney.

I may never need it, but it's nice to
know that it's there.

William, you hustle my kid again, and me
and you are going to have a problem.

Hey, hey.

You know, if Jabari can't run with the
big dog, maybe he should stay up on the

porch. And you know, that's sage advice
for you as well, my friend.

So you think you're the big dog?

You sound like a poodle, William.

Oh, don't let the bow and the painted
nails fool you.

I'll nip at your heels and...

All right, I don't know where I'm going
with this poodle metaphor.

I guess I've been hanging out with these
heifers for too long. Hey, my wife is

one of those heifers.

So you know.

Oh, it's on.

It's on.

I'm about to whoop your ass.

Well, if you're going to hit me, do it
in the kidney, because I've got a spare.

I'm tired of talking.

You need to pull out your luncheon. Oh,
I'm sorry.

The only cash I have is Jabar's.

Yeah, I'm not interested in your cash.

All I want is your pride.

The loser wears the bitch bonnet. Well,
I hope it comes in your size.

Because your head's kind of big.

Oh, I know you ain't clowning with that
Nipsey Russell natural.

Who was that knocking at the door?

Who was that knocking at the door?

Oh, let's go see.

Tony, this thing between us is
ridiculous.

Tony, come on. I'm trying to extend an
olive branch here.

Look, Tony, we've been way too close for
way too long to let something like this

get between us.

Could you at least turn around and look
at me?

I'm sorry that me being late caused you
to miss your appointment.

And I'm sorry that we're fighting.

But come on, Tony, I'm trying to be the
bigger person here, and I'm not 100 % to

blame, you know?

I'm here now.

So, let me do something.

Let me do your laundry or clean your
kitchen.

I never use it.

Come on, Tony.

Let me do something.

Okay, if it'll make you feel better.

You can feed Morgan.

There's a couple of loads of laundry. My
mattress needs to be flipped.

I think you're feeling so strongly about
it. Go ahead, get in our kitchen and

get to cleaning.

Who had a big nap, huh?

Who had a big poopy?

Why are you all up in my business?

Tony, I'm talking about Morgan.

Oh.

Joan. Yeah.

You look good for the baby.

You think?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, girl, I really appreciate you
helping. Oh, hang on. Oh, you little

worm. Give me this.

Hang on.

I got a phone call.

Hello?

Hey, Javon.

Oh, no, nothing. Uh -uh.

Really?

What time?

Oh, yeah, that's perfect.

Yeah, that'll give me enough time to go
home and get cute. All right, I'll see

you then.

Okay. Bye.

Auntie Joan's got to go on a date, girl.

Okay, sweet Morgan.

Bye.

See you later, girl.

I thought you were going to help me with
Morgan.

I have been.

Tony, I've been here for three hours.

Clearly counting every minute.

That is so not fair, Tony.

No, what's not fair is you coming over
here acting like you're sorry.

Then you turn around and do the exact
same thing. Yeah, well, at least I said

was sorry. I haven't heard anything from
you.

And what am I supposed to be sorry
about?

About blowing things out of proportion,
Tony, and making me feel guilty for

having a life.

Oh.

So I don't have a life because I'm stuck
with Morgan.

That is so not what I meant.

Look, I'm sorry that things are hard for
you right now. I really am.

But you, of all people, should
understand.

Come on.

Tony, I've never been the girl who
doesn't have to stand in a line to wait

get in a club, or who gets invited to
the good parties, or who gets to date

than one guy at a time.

My life is so good right now, and I'm
not going to apologize for it.

So you're just going to leave?

Tony! Joan!

I have to go.

Jabari, all I'm saying is if you lose,
you take it like a man.

But if you talk too much smack and you
lose, well, then you pay the

consequences.

Can I at least have a bathroom break?

No.