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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,439 --> 00:00:18,400 What are you doing? Johnny Cochran is dead. 2 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,120 I didn't know that. That's why I told him you're his brother. 3 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:25,720 Now hold this glove up, smile, and say, if it doesn't fit, you must acquit. 4 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:31,700 Hi, hello, how are you? How about I say, get the hell out of here before I call 5 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:32,700 security? 6 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:33,940 Nah, that doesn't rhyme. 7 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:38,100 Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to go visit that Oshu -chan guy. 8 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:43,360 Tugiwa, Oscar Joshi -shosha, Morgan Freeman -desu. 9 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,019 What's it at? 10 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:46,500 Hi. Lynn. 11 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,100 Hey. What? 12 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:53,060 Come on, Lynn. I thought you were done with these dead -end, possibly illegal 13 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:54,060 jobs. 14 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:56,780 Whatever happened to you dedicating your life to your music? 15 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,980 I just got a little stuck. 16 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:00,740 On what? 17 00:01:00,980 --> 00:01:01,980 The usual. 18 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,140 How to read music, write music, play music. 19 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:07,120 But once I figured that out, music what? 20 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:49,930 has really turned this place around. There's all kinds of celebrities in 21 00:01:50,170 --> 00:01:54,770 I spotted two image awards, an Emmy nominee, three -legged as a Dodger, and 22 00:01:54,770 --> 00:01:57,210 six -foot corn bedhead over there has got to be a spark. 23 00:01:57,970 --> 00:02:01,050 I sure picked the right time to buy my new video phone. 24 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:02,330 There's Eric Dickerson. 25 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:04,910 Hey! Say hi to my mama. 26 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,250 Hi, Mama. 27 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:10,889 Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's my favorite tight end. 28 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:11,969 Oh, a team. 29 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:12,929 My team. 30 00:02:12,930 --> 00:02:14,050 If I play my cards right. 31 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:16,430 Oh, my gosh, there's Javon Denham. 32 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:18,550 Javon Denham. 33 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:19,910 William Dent. 34 00:02:19,950 --> 00:02:21,390 Hey, man. I'm a big fan. 35 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:23,510 Welcome to the J -Spot. Thank you. 36 00:02:24,130 --> 00:02:26,450 Oh, you know, you're on my fantasy basketball team. 37 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:27,690 Really? Yeah. 38 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:28,910 Stop passing. 39 00:02:28,970 --> 00:02:30,650 I make more points when you score. 40 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:33,610 I'm all over it, bro. Oh, thanks. 41 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:35,130 Well, welcome. 42 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:38,130 You need anything, just let me know. Are you the manager? 43 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:39,490 No, I'm the owner. 44 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,140 Really? I thought a woman owned the place. 45 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,140 Oh, yeah, yeah. What are you talking about, Joan? 46 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:46,120 That's her over by the bar in the green dress. 47 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,580 You might want to tell Maya to stop getting out cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs over 48 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:52,720 celebrities. She has to check that camera and get her some damn dignity. 49 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,200 Oh, so just look at Javon Dennis coming my way. 50 00:02:57,740 --> 00:02:58,740 Hi. 51 00:02:58,960 --> 00:02:59,960 Tony Childs. 52 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,900 Yes, of Tony Childs Realty. 53 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:03,760 Do you like an ocean view? 54 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:05,640 I already have a house, actually. Perfect. 55 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,240 I'll help you sell it. 56 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,360 Hi, Javon. 57 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:09,810 I'm Joan Clayton. 58 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:12,470 I'm the owner. It's nice to meet you. I hope you're having a good time. 59 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:14,250 I always have a good time. Thanks, Joan. 60 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:16,450 You'll have a better time living next door to Jim Carrey. 61 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:17,569 It's funny. 62 00:03:17,570 --> 00:03:18,570 Hey, Chip and Kim! 63 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:20,610 Do you still have that million dollars from a raise of rice? 64 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:23,170 This place is nice. 65 00:03:23,610 --> 00:03:26,510 Thank you. Yeah, L .A. needed something like this. Yeah. 66 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:28,430 Good to see a sister doing her thing. 67 00:03:29,570 --> 00:03:30,870 And a brother. 68 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:32,230 And a brother. 69 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:34,050 Anyway... 70 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:41,050 I was hoping I could get one of your cards. I'm looking for a place to throw 71 00:03:41,050 --> 00:03:42,050 birthday party. 72 00:03:42,970 --> 00:03:43,970 What's your drink? 73 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:45,470 Black Jack O 'Night. 74 00:03:46,690 --> 00:03:50,710 Well, then, how about I send over a round with my card? 75 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,130 That'd be great. 76 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:53,410 Cool. Have a good time. 77 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:54,630 All right. 78 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:59,010 Look at you. 79 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,590 Being all coy with a boy. 80 00:04:02,830 --> 00:04:04,070 Why don't you get some games? 81 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:06,310 Maya, I'm not being coy. 82 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,700 The editor of Los Angeles Living just walked in, and he's doing a story on 83 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:13,560 best new hotspots, and I'm hoping to impress him, so get lost. Okay. 84 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:17,820 Derek, 85 00:04:18,339 --> 00:04:20,360 Joan Clayton. Joan, hey. 86 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:21,740 Hey. Great night. 87 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,180 Oh, thank you. 88 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:29,440 Thank you so much for coming, and I'm so honored that the J spot is even in the 89 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,520 running for the best of article. 90 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,440 Listen, just pretend that I'm not even here. Okay, go about your business, and 91 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,040 I'll just be a fly on the wall. 92 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:40,440 As long as you're not a fly in our nachos, because we've already got enough 93 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:41,440 those. 94 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,480 I'm kidding. 95 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:47,740 No, I'm just kidding. 96 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:58,580 Truth be told, I kind of hate the whole angle of articles like this. L .A.'s 97 00:04:58,580 --> 00:04:59,580 best new hot spots. 98 00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:01,700 It speaks to the worst of L .A. 99 00:05:02,349 --> 00:05:04,110 Nobody's loyal to any one place. 100 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:07,150 They're always looking for the next best place to be seen. 101 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,650 Yeah, it's like dating in this town. 102 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:14,470 You start seeing somebody, and as soon as you start clicking, he's checking out 103 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:15,690 the woman at the next table. 104 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:22,550 I find it hard to believe that anybody dating you would be looking anywhere 105 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:23,550 else. 106 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:28,350 Shouldn't you be writing that down? Because that should be in the article. 107 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:32,660 I got everything I needed for the article two hours ago. 108 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:39,420 Oh. I was thinking this is an awfully long interview for a two -paragraph 109 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:40,860 with the possibility of a photo. 110 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,480 There is going to be a photo, right? 111 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,840 So how about a follow -up interview tomorrow over dinner? 112 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:55,100 I would love it. And you can quote me on that. 113 00:05:58,540 --> 00:05:59,540 Huh. 114 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:04,080 Thanks for meeting with me. Ah, thanks for treating me. 115 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,160 Tell me something. 116 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,380 Do you think your house will pass for the Brady Bunch house? 117 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:10,700 What? 118 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:13,960 Great. So when Florence Henderson shows up, just go, Will. 119 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:18,520 Lynn, I don't know why I bother doing nice things for you. 120 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,680 Because you certainly don't deserve it. 121 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:25,660 But... This is for you. 122 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,080 Oh, my God. 123 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:28,799 That's right. 124 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,440 It's time for you to face the music. 125 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:33,160 You bought this for me? 126 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,440 Well, it's been a month since you dedicated yourself to your music and you 127 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,440 haven't done a damn thing. 128 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,200 You've got a beautiful voice. 129 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:43,460 Now you've got the best guitar that Costco has to offer. 130 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,420 And if you break it, there are five more in the pack. 131 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,000 So there'll be no excuses. 132 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,060 I still don't know how to play guitar. 133 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,020 Lynn, you have five master's degrees. 134 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:57,720 You can learn how to play guitar. 135 00:06:58,299 --> 00:07:01,280 Okay, so even if I knew how to play the guitar, I don't know what to sing about? 136 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:02,920 Well, just sing about what you know. 137 00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:04,940 Sing about what's in front of you. 138 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:07,580 Just pluck those strings and sing. 139 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,000 Liam, I don't know how to... 140 00:07:37,130 --> 00:07:38,130 It was fantastic. 141 00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:39,710 Well, 142 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:43,670 you know, after all the stuff you said about L .A. being a rootless, soulless 143 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:47,350 town, I just kind of thought it'd be nice to be in a homey atmosphere with a 144 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:48,249 home -cooked meal. 145 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,870 I am enjoying the atmosphere. 146 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,890 But I know that the food was from the J -Spot. Oh. 147 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:54,410 Mm -hmm. 148 00:07:55,190 --> 00:07:59,230 I just want to remind you how good the food is at the J -Spot. Joan, you 149 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:00,910 made the list. You don't have to butter me up. 150 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,770 Oh. Well, then get the hell out. 151 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:10,840 Do you want some more wine? 152 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,540 That'd be nice. Okay. Hey. 153 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:17,140 Oh, 154 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,119 thanks, too. 155 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:25,720 Oh, great. It's your wife. 156 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,480 No, she wouldn't be calling me on this number. 157 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:37,760 I'm just kidding. It's work. 158 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,500 Hey, what's up? 159 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,080 Yeah? 160 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,500 What do you mean his kid doesn't like it? You've got to be kidding me. 161 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:49,920 No, I know that she's a messenger. I know. 162 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,960 Okay, then just tell him I'm on it, all right? 163 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,580 Okay, bye. 164 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,400 Damn. Is everything okay? 165 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:01,240 Well, it turns out that my boss's kid doesn't like the restaurant that I 166 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,099 for the cover. 167 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:05,360 What does a 16 -year -old with hot pocket breath know about Asian fusion? 168 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:09,840 If you're going to let a brother pick the cover, then let a brother pick the 169 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,240 cover. Pick the cover, brother. 170 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,580 You know, I shouldn't be dumping all this on you. 171 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,080 No, it's okay. 172 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,319 It's okay. 173 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,400 The last thing I need right now is the stress. 174 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:25,360 I own my own restaurant. Boy, I know a lot about stress. 175 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,160 Oh, yeah? 176 00:09:27,340 --> 00:09:28,340 Like what? 177 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:31,660 Like how to make it go away. 178 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:49,780 Cover girl. 179 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:51,620 What are you talking about? 180 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:53,580 Los Angeles Living called. 181 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,340 The restaurant's going to be on the cover. 182 00:09:56,820 --> 00:09:58,920 What? I just got off the phone. 183 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:00,640 We're on the cover of the magazine. 184 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,520 Oh, my God. We're on the cover of the magazine. 185 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:04,680 Oh, my God. 186 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,820 They looked at like 200 other restaurants. 187 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:09,840 I know. And he chose us. 188 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:12,300 What did you do, Jones? Sleep with the guy? 189 00:10:21,349 --> 00:10:25,770 Okay, Maya, you're the first person I wrote a song about. 190 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:29,910 Well, actually, William's the first person, but you're the first woman. 191 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,150 Okay. Well, actually, the first black woman. 192 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:34,830 And, well, in this house. 193 00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:37,230 Today. Anyway. 194 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,930 Authoress, what are you? 195 00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:07,070 Todd and the baby and how you were like a really bad mom and everything in the 196 00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:08,070 beginning? 197 00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:10,430 Baby crying. 198 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:14,530 Mama don't care. 199 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,250 Lynn! 200 00:11:17,370 --> 00:11:19,890 How about I smash that guitar over your head? How about that? 201 00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:21,630 I don't care. I got five more. 202 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:24,869 Listen, Lynn. 203 00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:28,410 Girl, not that we're not happy for you making strides in your music career and 204 00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:29,410 whatnot, okay? 205 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:32,050 But we're here to celebrate Joan and her cover. 206 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,480 Where is she? Jo? 207 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,980 Sorry, you guys. I was on the phone with my stylist. 208 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,280 I'm getting a star treatment for this magazine shoot. 209 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,520 Wardrobe, hair, makeup. 210 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:48,020 And airbrushing. 211 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:54,220 Can you believe it? I mean, it was like three months ago I was going to close 212 00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:55,099 the J spot. 213 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:59,800 And now I'm L .A.'s hottest hot spot on the cover of Los Angeles Living. Whoa! 214 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,960 You went to the trials of Job to get that cover. 215 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,500 I don't know about Job, but... But what? 216 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:18,460 But nothing. It's just... Cover girl, what are you 217 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:21,240 covering up? 218 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,680 Why would you say I'm covering something up? 219 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:28,200 I'm not covering anything up. Why are you insinuating that I'm covering 220 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,200 something up? 221 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:34,060 I wasn't. It just happened to be a clever turn of phrase and fit the one 222 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,060 know how to play. 223 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,880 Wait a minute. 224 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:39,200 You popping them knuckles? You stretching that neck? 225 00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:42,980 That means you're uncomfortable and you're shady about something. Y 'all see 226 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:48,720 I am not stretching my neck, okay? Just, I... Left on it funny. 227 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,380 With Derek on top of me. 228 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,550 are deep in your spinsterhood, and you finally brought your A game. 229 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:15,250 Yeah, if A stands for ass. 230 00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:20,690 Wish he showed, gave up, and I can only assume got smacked off. 231 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:29,190 Okay, you guys, yes, yes, I slept with him, and yes, I thought about the cover, 232 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,590 but it wasn't calculated. 233 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:36,670 I mean, he's attractive, and it felt right, and two bottles of wine. 234 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:47,070 good girl one night does not a hall make well since you had sex for profit it 235 00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:53,870 kind of does okay look you guys the j spot deserved that cover and me 236 00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:56,390 sleeping with him had nothing to do with it oh really 237 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:43,780 Oh, and here's pensive. 238 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,700 Oh, thinking deep thoughts. 239 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,520 Cheers, cheers. 240 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:53,280 Oh, down, tiger. Save me, Siegfried. 241 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:58,140 You know what? This is going to be a great shoot. 242 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:02,560 Just relax. Let me take a couple of test shots, then we'll be ready to go, okay? 243 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:05,740 So, um, I should just stand here? 244 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:06,940 Uh -huh, stand there. 245 00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:08,180 Okay. 246 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,120 There it is. 247 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,740 Oh, you're so thin. I respect that. 248 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,940 Okay, so take five, then we'll be ready to go. 249 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,550 Okay. Okay. 250 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,130 Thank you. 251 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:23,990 Oh, beautiful. 252 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,270 I was wondering if you were going to show up. 253 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,750 I wouldn't miss it. Hey. 254 00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:29,390 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 255 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:30,850 Hours of hair and makeup. 256 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:32,750 Don't worry. I'm not going to mess it up. 257 00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:39,750 I just think we should keep a professional distance. 258 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:43,090 You know, I wouldn't want anyone to think we've got the cover because of our 259 00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,090 personal relations. 260 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:47,340 Good. Who cares what people think? 261 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,580 Well, I do. 262 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:50,620 Well, you know how people are. 263 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:56,740 No, I don't, but you seem to, so tell me. 264 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,120 Don't, we're ready. 265 00:15:58,460 --> 00:15:59,460 You gotta go. 266 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,220 Oh, 267 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:03,240 thank you. Thank you. 268 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:09,200 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought you were going to say 269 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:09,759 wasn't ready. 270 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,920 Honey, you were born ready. 271 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,360 somebody else. 272 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,940 Okay. 273 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,640 Ooh, that's it. 274 00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:29,280 Oh, you're so nasty. 275 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,620 Stop it. 276 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,400 Derek, you did not tell me we had an it girl. 277 00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:42,040 Oh, so sexy, so sensual. You're making me stray. 278 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,700 I thought I'd stick around and ask you something. 279 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,880 Sorry, no autograph. 280 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,500 Joan, I just need to know what's up. 281 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,800 Did you sleep with me for this cover? 282 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,099 Oh, my God. 283 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:14,940 No, whoa. 284 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:20,319 Okay, I'm so hurt that you would even think that. What would make you say 285 00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:24,460 Joan, you started it, you know, with this whole professional distance thing. 286 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:28,000 Yo, I didn't mean it like that. I mean, Derek, I'm... I'm... 287 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:29,320 I'm not like that. 288 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,100 Look, I don't know what you're like. I'm just trying to figure out things. 289 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,840 I'm sorry. I thought we made a connection. 290 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,440 Hey, that's what I was thinking. But, you know, like we said the other night, 291 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:43,800 this is L .A., and if this was the one time you got something, I got something 292 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:47,420 kind of thing, I can live with that. But I just need to know what's going on. 293 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:49,140 No. 294 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:55,920 No. Derek, I mean, I know I've only known you for a short time, but I have 295 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,920 feelings for you. 296 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:03,930 I mean, I'm practically in love with you. 297 00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:09,770 Come here, girl. 298 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:11,370 Come here. 299 00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:17,250 Joan. Joan. 300 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,450 Look who's here. 301 00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:20,190 Barry Zito. 302 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:24,150 Oh, what an honor to have you here. Oh, Joan. 303 00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:28,790 And Derek. Barry. Barry. Derek. Barry, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 304 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:30,470 Congratulations on the cover. 305 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:31,509 Thank you. 306 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,510 You look beautiful. 307 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:33,810 Very. 308 00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:37,010 You have absolutely no idea who I am, do you? 309 00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:40,610 Of course I do. You're very. 310 00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:44,610 It's okay, Joey. I'm a starter for the A's. The A's. 311 00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:47,090 Baseball. Got it. 312 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,990 I'll be right back. Okay. 313 00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:53,770 Baseball. Baseball. 314 00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:58,010 Hey. Hey. 315 00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,580 got back to me about my party. 316 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:04,800 But I understand. I mean, this is L .A.'s best new hotspot. 317 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,080 Guess the brothers just gotta be happy you got in the front door, huh? 318 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,160 Congratulations, Joe. 319 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,900 Javon, you know you're always welcome here. 320 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:15,680 But here, I don't get all of your attention. 321 00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:17,580 How about dinner sometime? 322 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:19,920 I'd love that. 323 00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:21,220 You got my card? 324 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,240 Call me. 325 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,360 I'll do that. 326 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,280 Here's another one. 327 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:40,020 Lawyer man, you're working late just to cover up the fact you can't get a 328 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:41,200 date. What? 329 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,640 You can't handle the troubadour who thinks the truth. 330 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:50,520 I'll give you $50 if you take that guitar and go play out in traffic. 23516