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It's only going to be a couple of hours,
Darnell.
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Hey, you know, I'm in the car. My foot's
on the gas. I'm going.
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Yeah, but I want you to be happy about
it. Oh, then you want too much.
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You know what? You might like my
friends, Darnell.
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I mean, come on, you don't really know
them.
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Joan is the quirky, neurotic, terminally
single one. Tony is a self -centered
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narcissist, social climber. Lynn, she's
a free -loving, free -spirited, forever
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mooching, friend with a heart of gold.
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Should I keep going?
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All I'm saying is every time I ask you
to do something with my friends, it's a
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problem. And when I ask you to do
something with Peanut and them, it ain't
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problem? Oh, you know that's different.
Peanut and them get on my damn nerves.
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But you know, I don't like being around
peanut.
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They're the past.
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Y 'all went together for two days in
kindergarten.
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It's just not something to me.
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Fine, I'm going.
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And see, I'm happy about it. Thank you.
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But if she brings out the Jenga, I'm
bouncing.
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Speaking of Dash, I'm out. Wait, wait,
wait, wait. You promise me.
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Look, I know I said for better or worse,
but damn.
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Donald, come on. Can't you just do this
for me?
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Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's a
problem. We need to talk because we can
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put these games away.
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It's nothing. Just forget it.
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Just play the game.
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No, no, no. Uh -uh.
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I couldn't forgive myself if we were
playing games while my good friends Maya
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and Jaboom Boom
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playing games as much as the next guy,
but the next guy hates playing games. So
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let's just put this mess away.
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So what is the latest chapter in the
Maya and Darnell saga?
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Wait, we just got shown to put all the
games away. Do we really have to talk
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about this?
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Yes, Tony, because they are our friends.
No, y 'all are my friends.
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Darnell doesn't even want to be here.
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Because that's how women are.
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Ah, hell.
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That's right.
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Oprah's got them all brainwashed. Every
day at 3 o 'clock, they come out, air
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their dirty drawers, and then they cry
with the whole world about it.
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How do you know Oprah's on at 3 o
'clock?
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Well, you see, there's a show on before
that.
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Because to defeat the enemy, you must
study the enemy. Yes, the enemy.
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All heifer kind.
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Okay, so now we're the enemy.
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I bet we're not the enemy when we're
raising your kids. I bet we're not the
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enemy when we're cooking your dinner. I
bet we're not the enemy when we're
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hooking you up a little something
something.
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Here we go.
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Why do women always use sex to get their
way?
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Because it works.
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Well, not anymore!
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Who am I kidding?
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Okay, well...
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that you guys are afraid of watching
Oprah and talking? It's because you're
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afraid of your emotions.
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We're afraid of your emotions.
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Y 'all get so caught up in emotion that
you lose your damn mind. Oh, hell no!
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I mean, not really.
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And thanks to my overly emotional wife,
I do believe we're on the board.
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Boys won, girls won.
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Well, you know what? Tonight is going to
be girl, none.
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See? There you go.
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Women always use sex as a weapon.
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Listen, ladies.
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Okay, we need to cut the men some slack
because they're working with a handicap.
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Look, we all know that men under 40 are
emotionally immature, which means that
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emotionally mature women like myself are
forced to date outside of their age
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bracket. Girl, please.
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That gives me... You're dating us
outside Miss Jane Pittman's age bracket.
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We're on the same team. No, see, I hit
you first, so they couldn't get the
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point. Okay, um, I'm gonna go and check
on Morgan, but I'll be right back,
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ladies. Keep your head in the game.
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Don't hide behind age bracket.
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If you want a good man, you might try
dating outside of your zip code.
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Oh, here we go.
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Singing the Blue Collar Brother blues.
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And what's wrong with them Blue Collar
Brothers?
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Yeah, Joan.
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What's wrong with him?
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Joan, let me feel that one.
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Don't apologize.
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First of all, a girl can only eat so
many value meals before they lose their
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value. Okay.
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And you guys know, ain't nothing wrong
with wanting a man with his name on a
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business card instead of his shirt.
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At least my name's on her marriage
certificate.
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What's that, Morgan?
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Where's your daddy?
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Oh, nothing but net.
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See, I was just playing.
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That's why I hate game night.
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Look, I didn't get to finish my point,
okay? I would be happy to date a blue
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-collar man if I met one. But I haven't
met one, so I can't date one.
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It ain't my fault. Oh, yes, it is.
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You need to try driving south of the
tent sometime.
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Through those neighborhoods.
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where convenient check cashing abounds.
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You know, look, I can sum up this whole
man -woman crisis of communication.
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What?
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Why are y 'all looking at me?
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That's the best shit you can come up
with.
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Right? Coming out all lame wrong.
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Okay.
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Okay, Maya Denise.
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You were right.
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I had a good time.
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Thank you.
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use sex as a weapon.
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Boy, I am armed and dangerous.
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Get out there. Oh, good, thank you.
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Let me just do one little thing.
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What's going on, Maya?
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You remember how you...
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Said you wanted Darnell to fix you up
with one of his friends.
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Uh, no.
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What?
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You said you'd date a blue -collar guy
if you ever met one.
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Uh, no.
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Well, trust, you said it. Yes.
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So, Darnell has set you up on a date
because you said you were open to
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someone south of the 10.
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Well, actually, he's south of the 17.
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Well, the 91.
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Joan, not every man can work a prince
and girl.
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No. Absolutely not. No. Joan, come on,
please.
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Darnell doing this represents real
growth in our marriage.
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It's only one day.
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Do it for me.
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Fine.
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Where do I have to meet this guy? Here.
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When? Now.
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What? Open.
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Jump.
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Computers, huh?
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Yeah.
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So, what do you do exactly?
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Well, you know, as a computer guy, I
mostly... work
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on computers.
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Right, right.
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Makes sense.
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So, Joan, you run a restaurant, huh?
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Yeah.
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What does that entail exactly?
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Well, as a restaurateur, I... mostly
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work with the restaurant.
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Right, right. Makes sense, makes sense.
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So, how do you know Darnell?
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High school.
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Okay, wow.
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You know, I went to high school.
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Wild and crazy times.
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High school.
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Yeah. For me, indeed, too. We were some
wild boys.
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Really? Really?
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I could tell you some stories.
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I
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really
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wish you would.
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Shit.
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Maya don't even know the half. I mean,
she wasn't even on Dee's first team.
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For real?
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Shut up.
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What's a first team?
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You know, like it's A squad.
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For real? What? Shut up.
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What's an A squad?
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He parted like it was 1999, but it was
2003.
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That sounds wildly crazy.
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It was, but not as crazy as the time
that... Nah,
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nah, I can't. What am I doing? What am I
doing? That's my boy, you know? I can't
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do that unless, uh... Unless, of
course...
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This connection that I think I'm feeling
is really being felt.
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I'm feeling it.
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I'm felt up.
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So what you're saying is I can trust
you?
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Yes, implicitly.
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But you can't tell nobody.
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Who am I going to tell?
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I've got some info about Darnell, but
you have to promise not to tell. I don't
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care.
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Okay, Maya, I'm only telling you this
because I believe as women we need to
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ourselves with information.
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But this isn't for you to go back and
tell Darnell, okay?
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So I need you to promise me.
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If you tell me not to tell him, why
would I tell him? What the hell were you
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thinking, Darnell, sleeping with some
nasty -ass stripper the night before you
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got back with me?
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stripper. Where'd you get... It doesn't
matter where I got it. It doesn't
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matter. Just admit it. I ain't admitting
nothing because I didn't do nothing.
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And you know what? Tell Ricky's punk ass
that I said what's up.
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This ain't about Ricky.
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I know. What happened? I know the night
before you were supposed to marry Lena,
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nasty ass strippers were at your
bachelor party.
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Chablis, champagne, sardine, and soup.
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So?
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Maybe nothing happened. Oh, no.
Something happened.
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At 11 .14, you went into the back room
with Chardonnay.
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And you didn't even come out until 11
.53.
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Well, since you seem to know everything,
I guess we got enough to talk about
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then.
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I ain't playing with you.
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Maya, I'm not having this discussion
with you anymore.
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I need to know what kind of man I'm
with.
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Because if you slept with someone the
night before your wedding, then... Then
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what?
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Then that speaks volumes about your
character. What does it say about your
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character that you don't even trust your
own husband?
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Oh, that's cute.
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That's real cute how you try to flip it.
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We were together 12 hours after your
bachelor party.
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And? And did you wash your ass?
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I think it was sad.
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All right, I looked at your car.
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Great. So that can be buffed out, right?
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Oh, I'm going to need a whole new
fender.
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A whole back end?
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Well, you know what? Don't even worry
about it, man.
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I'm going to hook you up because you're
my boy.
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I'm your boy?
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You're my boy, too. Let me get you
something to eat.
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Aren't you guys closed?
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No, this is the lunch rush.
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Hey, speak me of disasters.
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I heard about what happened with you and
Maya.
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I think it's pretty messed up what Ricky
did.
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Thanks, dog.
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What? I'm your dog.
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And you're my dog, too.
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It ain't that deep, bro.
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Sure thing, bro.
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All I'm saying is that there's a code.
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What happens at the bachelor party stays
at the bachelor party. Exactly.
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So what happened at the bachelor party?
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Nothing happened.
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Oh, come on. You can tell me.
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I'm no Ricky.
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I didn't do anything.
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And if Maya doesn't believe me, that's
her problem. I'm through talking about
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it.
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Oh, you can't stop talking to her, man.
She's your wife.
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You gotta keep working at it. That's
what marriage is all about.
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Yeah, but it's the principle of it.
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You want your principles or you want
your marriage?
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Yeah, but principles don't question your
character.
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That's true.
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Principles won't break you off a little
something -something, though, yeah.
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I got the stripper's number right here.
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I can just call her.
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You talking out big and bad, then call
her.
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I'm about to.
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Then what do you need me for?
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Because you don't want to know.
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I want to know.
256
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Look, girl, I got about five minutes
before I have to get home and
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so let me be deep and quick.
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If you don't trust your husband, then
why did you marry him again?
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Oh, hell, I'm leaking. Just make the
right decision. I gotta go, bye.
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Oh, dear God.
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Excuse me.
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Can I just get the check?
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Good thing you eat here all the time.
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Makes it easy to find you.
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Turn around.
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Maya.
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What are we doing?
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We're not doing anything.
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Anymore.
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Okay, listen.
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Baby, I am so sorry. I tripped out on
you. No, I... I trumped you. You gotta
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know that I didn't... I know. You don't
have to explain.
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You don't have to explain anything to me
anymore.
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I want you to know what happened that
night.
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Because when I was in that room, from
whenever to whenever, all I was doing
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talking about you.
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Baby, I'm tired of fighting.
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Okay, I'm tired of living across the
courtyard.
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I'm tired of pretending that you're just
my girlfriend.
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So, let's just stop this dating game and
get on with our marriage, our life.
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How did I get so lucky?
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Oh,
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hell
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no! Ricky's been cut.
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Oh, so there's an opening.
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What? You know, I'm peanutting them.
287
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What?
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Look, I bought my resume, my checkbook.
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And a pair of clean underwear in case
there's hazing.
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William, we're not a brat. There's no
do. We're just friends.
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Oh.
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Okay, yes.
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There's an opening.
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Yeah? But there's a two hot dog, two
beer initiation fee. And?
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And some nachos.
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And you have to bring them back wearing
only those clean eyes.
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