All language subtitles for Girlfriends s06e08 Hot Girl on Girl Action

That was fun.

Yes, Jasmine, it is always fun.

But... What?

The thing with the thingy?

I love the thingy.

Especially when you do the thingy with
the whatchamacallit.

But I was thinking, we've been going out
for a month now.

Maybe it's time we took things to the
next level.

Cool.

This isn't exactly what I meant, but...
Okay.

God, this is the best book I've ever
read.

I just can't put it down.

Well, you better. I've been waiting on
you for an hour.

Are you going to do me or what?

Man, I just want to finish the chapter.

You can't keep stringing me along.

Woman, I said I'm going to do you. I
just want to finish the chapter.

Fine, but hurry up. I don't want to lose
this loving feeling.

Okay, what?

Are you doing now?

I'm on with tech support.

English!

For what?

My computer.

I thought you threw that thing away.

That doesn't mean I don't want to know
what was wrong with it.

Windows 95.

733, 734, 735.

Great. Now you're counting pennies?

I was.

One, two, three.

Okay, you know what?

It's clear you don't want me. It's clear
I repulse you.

You'd be better off without me. The
world would be better off without me. So

tomorrow, I die.

No, no, die?

Tomorrow is the day they were supposed
to finally make love.

No, that was tonight.

No, tonight with book reading, penny
counting, tech support, and jarring

preserves.

You need to talk to your shrink about
how you keep getting things all confused

because, frankly, it's affecting our
relationship.

No, I am sure it was tonight.

Jennifer, who is the sane one?

You are, baby.

So, then, tomorrow?

Definitely. I promise.

Great.

Then tomorrow, I leave.

Jasmine, first of all, let me say,
though, you didn't make it to the

Your gymnastics training was not for
naught.

But it was for naughty.

Naughty? Hey, clever.

See, I love the word play. We do
connect.

Which is why I'm thinking it's time we
take this to the next level.

Cool. No, no, no, no, no.

Not that level, girl. I'm still trying
to work out a cramp.

I was talking about us.

You know, our relationship.

If we're going to be seeing each other,
maybe I can help you out in your career.

You can get me transferred from the Gap
at the Grove to the Gap at the Beverly

Center.

Do you sizzle, Big Whistle?

Any whoozle.

You have goals beyond the Gap, don't
you?

I heard you say you're interested in
fashion design.

Yes, totally.

It's my dream.

What I want more than anything.

Ooh, and acting.

Acting? Oh, dear God, no. Honey, that's
the first rung on the ladder to madness.

But fashion designs, eh?

That's stable.

Got your top, your bottoms, your
culottes.

Yeah, I know.

That's why I took a job at the Gap. I
thought maybe if I do a good job, they'd

let me show my designs to someone.

Well, Jasmine opening the doors to
dressing rooms.

isn't exactly opening doors to a career.

You don't know that.

I'm a valued member of the Gap Team.

Well, I'm a valued member of the real
world.

No way! You were on the real world?

No, Jasmine, I'm just saying, I know how
things operate in the real world.

If you want to be taken seriously in a
particular field, you've got to have

certain credentials.

Hey, have you ever considered going to
design school?

I consider going to FIDM.

But some mean girl told me it was really
hard to get in.

I don't know much about FIDM, but I do
have a client on the board of the

Institute of Design and Merchandise.

Hey, if I DM FIDM.

Anyway, I can put in a good word for
you. You got a portfolio?

No, but I have lots of samples of my
work in a big binder.

Great! I'll set something up.

Okay, thanks.

up one of your clients too no why
because i'd really love to act with him

let's make that our backup plan

I gotta be going.

Me too.

Oh, me first.

Wait a minute. You guys, wait. Wait just
a little bit longer. I'm sure Jennifer

will be home. You said that an hour ago.

You can't leave. It's our first cocktail
party as a couple.

What a cocktail.

And the party.

And the couple.

Okay, you know what? I'm out. Me too. Me
first. Oh, uh -uh -uh. Sit your ass

down. I need you here.

All right, fine.

But I'm gonna stay home to order me a
pizza.

And look in here, you little vegan.

It's going to be a big old meat lover's
pizza, too.

Fine. I just don't want to be alone with
Jennifer because I promised her I'd

have sex tonight.

You are still running that scam.

Damn, this ain't a cocktail party.

It's a cock block party.

No, you guys don't understand.

I'm trying to save her life.

I mean, I'm doing something important.

More important than...

Okay, well, you and Tony are raising
kids, but it's more important than

Joan's doing.

If I tell her the truth, she might kill
herself.

Is there going to be food at the
funeral?

Maya, you know I get evil when I'm
hungry.

Lynn, you can't keep deceiving Jennifer
like this, okay?

It's not fair to her, and it's not doing
you any good.

Look, we'll just talk about it later,
all right?

Talk about what? I screwed up. I said I
was sorry.

Can we drop? We're at the party now.

Two kids are having trouble.

Yeah, he's all mad at me.

Well, of course I'm mad at you.

One of my biggest clients sits on the
board at FIDM.

I set up a lunch so that he could meet
Jasmine. She doesn't even show up.

It's not like I flaked. I had an
audition.

That was the cattle call. Half of L .A.
was there.

I told you I always want to act with
Johnny Depp.

And they liked me. I read my line really
well.

Will that be all?

You made me look like a fool in front of
one of my biggest clients.

You know, we shouldn't even come here
tonight. Let's just go.

Maybe I don't want to go.

Fine. Stay.

Maybe Johnny Depp will give you a ride
home.

Man, can you believe him? He's totally
overreacting.

Jasmine, look, um, I know William really
well.

And for him to leave like that, you must
have done something to really upset

him. Oh, God.

No, I feel terrible.

And after everything he's been doing to
help me, he gave me a list of books to

read, he picked out some new clothes for
me, and he even told me how to vote on

Governor Schwarzenegger's referendum.

Sounds to me like he's being a little
bit controlling.

What? A girl.

Listen.

What she's saying is he's trying to mold
you into his little Stepford wife.

See, sweetie, this is how men do.

You know, my man was always trying to
tell me what to do, okay? But you know

what? I had to let his controlling ass
go, all right? I had to school him.

And when he learned,

I let him come back.

Didn't he leave you because you cheated
on him?

Shut up, Tony. I'm making a point.

Ann. It is a very good point, okay?

I mean, that's why I can't stay in a
relationship, because men are always

to control me.

Um, sweetie, for the sake of making a
point, I'm gonna let that little

delusional crap go unchallenged.

Look, girl, how old are you?

Twenty and a half.

See, I'm only a couple years older, but,
um...

At our age, we have to find our own way.
You know, make our own mistakes.

That's why I left my husband.

Because he's a mistake.

Humans should not marry elves.

The point is, Jasmine, this is your
journey, not William's journey.

You can't let him call the shots. You
can't let any man call the shots.

He's trying to pull a Pygmalion on you.

What?

Pygmalion. It's a play by George Bernard
Shaw.

Who?

It's a play where the man molds the
woman.

They turned it into a musical. My Fair
Lady.

Oh, yeah.

By Lerner and Lowe.

Okay, I didn't mean to get y 'all lost
in the headlights.

Okay.

What I'm saying is you can't let him
control you. You need

to live your own life.

You guys are right.

I'm going to sleep with Jennifer.

What? I need to take control, stop being
delusional, embark on my own journey,

read George Bernard Shaw.

Is that what we've all been talking
about?

Oh, hey, Jasmine, when you get here.

Wow.

That was really great.

Yeah, I'm so glad you called.

Being mad at each other really bummed me
out.

Well, I did some damage control.

I called my client, apologized profusely
on your behalf, and you're still

willing to meet with him.

I've been thinking.

I'm not sure I want to go to fashion
school.

What?

We discussed this. We agreed.

No, you told me.

Excuse me, Jasmine, if you want to be
with a senior partner, you've got to get

your life together.

This is my journey, William, not your
journey.

And at my age, I need to make my own
mistakes.

And you need to stop trying to mold me
like you men do.

Jasmine, I'm just trying to help you.
No, you're not.

You're doing a Pygmalion.

A what?

Pygmalion. It's a play by George Bernard
Shaw.

Rob Lowe made it into My Fair Lady.

My Fair Joan.

Heifers.

Excuse me? You heard me, Heifer.

William, we do not have time for your
shenanigans, okay?

The girls are here, and they're helping
me spitball ideas on how to save the

restaurant. Why don't you change the
name of it to the Evilina Cantina?

You can lure innocent young girls full
of hope and promise.

Corrupt their minds with your gin
-soaked cynicism.

Is this about your little girlfriend?

Of course it's about my little
girlfriend. You're trying to turn her

No, we're trying to turn her for
herself.

Please, no.

Listen, okay, you can't mold her,
William. She's not a piece of clay.

She's a woman.

I will be soon.

I'm trying to mold her.

You're the ones poisoning her mind with
your bitterness and disappointment.

Okay, first of all, don't be hurling
bitterness and disappointment at me.

That's Joan.

We were just trying to enlighten her,
William, with how you men do.

Yeah, well, if I'm... disappointed, it's
because men have disappointed me. Am I

right? Am I right? What?

You've got to stop doing that. It's only
going to lead to more disappointment.

Just stop.

Look, let's say men have disappointed
you.

Is it fair for you to put all that on
her?

Well, is it fair for you to put your
expectations on her?

At least I'm trying to turn her into
something positive.

You're turning her into the kind of
bitter, joyless, man -hating woman I'm

trying to escape from.

Well, if you don't let her live her own
life, then in five years she's going to

be trying to escape from you.

Yeah, and take half your money and move
off to Ojai with her yoga instructor.

I've seen it happen. I've sold those
houses.

You're trying to steal her innocence,
William.

I'm not trying to steal her innocence.
I'm trying to help her.

Look, I'm tired of looking.

For the right woman. What's wrong with
me trying to make her... Oh, my God, I'm

stealing her innocence.

Lynn, you can do this. You promised her.

It's just sex.

Just get nasty with it.

Get dirty with it.

Be a bitch.

What are you doing?

Being your bitch.

Take me.

Um, okay.

You ready?

I'm ready to make love to my life
partner, my soulmate, my essence.

I love you, Lynn.

I have to pee.

That's okay. You take your time.

do this, Jennifer.

You can be a lesbian.

You've pretended this long. You may as
well go the distance.

You saved your life.

Who cares about you? You can kiss a
woman.

You want to?

Everything okay?

Yeah, totally. You?

Yeah, great.

Ready to do this?

Oh, I'm ready.

Okay.

Thank you.

That's nice.

A little weird to make love to, but
you're my bitch, so what the hell?

Okay, what's the matter?

That's a song that I wrote with Finn.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You're still kind of hung up on her,
aren't you?

Finn's a guy.

I'm not a lesbian.

What? Never have been.

Oh, thank God.

I'm not a lesbian either.

But you've been trying to get with me
since day one. I know. I just... I

to make you happy.

I was so afraid of losing you, and I was
willing to do anything just to have

somebody love me, including whoring out
my arm.

Oh, my God. Well, that's just crazy.

Yeah, I am.

What's your excuse?

I didn't want you to kill yourself.

Really?

You did all of this just to save me?

That's so sweet.

And kind of codependent and sad.

Yeah. I kind of had my own issues, too.

When I met you up in that canyon, I had
hit rock bottom with everything that had

happened with Finn.

And this whole thing with you is kind of
a way to avoid dealing with that.

Wow, you're...

Just as messed up as I am.

It makes me feel like I'm not as alone.

Yeah. This could be the start of a very
twisted, enabling, and ultimately

dangerous friendship.

So, I can stay?

Didn't I just say that?

Good, because I have nowhere else to go.

Yeah, well, it's going to cost you.

I thought you weren't a lesbian.

I'm not, but I'm still a freak.

Jasmine, we've been talking, and I guess
I realize that perhaps I was trying to

guide you to an unhealthy extent.

And we realize that perhaps we were,
too.

Except the part about men. You know how
they can't be trusted.

Tony. Not all men. Just a majority.

Of the straight ones.

Anyway, the point is, we're going to
have to let you go.

What he's saying is, for your own good,
you must never, ever talk to us ever

again.

Fly, little bird.

Be free.

Squirrels must love you guys, because
you're nuts.

Yes.

Yes, we are.