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That was fun.
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Yes, Jasmine, it is always fun.
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But... What?
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The thing with the thingy?
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I love the thingy.
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Especially when you do the thingy with
the whatchamacallit.
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But I was thinking, we've been going out
for a month now.
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Maybe it's time we took things to the
next level.
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Cool.
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This isn't exactly what I meant, but...
Okay.
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God, this is the best book I've ever
read.
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I just can't put it down.
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Well, you better. I've been waiting on
you for an hour.
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Are you going to do me or what?
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Man, I just want to finish the chapter.
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You can't keep stringing me along.
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Woman, I said I'm going to do you. I
just want to finish the chapter.
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Fine, but hurry up. I don't want to lose
this loving feeling.
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Okay, what?
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Are you doing now?
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I'm on with tech support.
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English!
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For what?
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My computer.
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I thought you threw that thing away.
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That doesn't mean I don't want to know
what was wrong with it.
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Windows 95.
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733, 734, 735.
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Great. Now you're counting pennies?
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I was.
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One, two, three.
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Okay, you know what?
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It's clear you don't want me. It's clear
I repulse you.
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You'd be better off without me. The
world would be better off without me. So
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tomorrow, I die.
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No, no, die?
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Tomorrow is the day they were supposed
to finally make love.
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No, that was tonight.
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No, tonight with book reading, penny
counting, tech support, and jarring
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preserves.
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You need to talk to your shrink about
how you keep getting things all confused
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because, frankly, it's affecting our
relationship.
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No, I am sure it was tonight.
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Jennifer, who is the sane one?
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You are, baby.
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So, then, tomorrow?
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Definitely. I promise.
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Great.
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Then tomorrow, I leave.
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Jasmine, first of all, let me say,
though, you didn't make it to the
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Your gymnastics training was not for
naught.
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But it was for naughty.
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Naughty? Hey, clever.
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See, I love the word play. We do
connect.
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Which is why I'm thinking it's time we
take this to the next level.
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Cool. No, no, no, no, no.
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Not that level, girl. I'm still trying
to work out a cramp.
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I was talking about us.
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You know, our relationship.
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If we're going to be seeing each other,
maybe I can help you out in your career.
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You can get me transferred from the Gap
at the Grove to the Gap at the Beverly
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Center.
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Do you sizzle, Big Whistle?
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Any whoozle.
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You have goals beyond the Gap, don't
you?
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I heard you say you're interested in
fashion design.
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Yes, totally.
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It's my dream.
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What I want more than anything.
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Ooh, and acting.
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Acting? Oh, dear God, no. Honey, that's
the first rung on the ladder to madness.
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But fashion designs, eh?
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That's stable.
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Got your top, your bottoms, your
culottes.
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Yeah, I know.
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That's why I took a job at the Gap. I
thought maybe if I do a good job, they'd
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let me show my designs to someone.
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Well, Jasmine opening the doors to
dressing rooms.
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isn't exactly opening doors to a career.
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You don't know that.
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I'm a valued member of the Gap Team.
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Well, I'm a valued member of the real
world.
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No way! You were on the real world?
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No, Jasmine, I'm just saying, I know how
things operate in the real world.
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If you want to be taken seriously in a
particular field, you've got to have
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certain credentials.
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Hey, have you ever considered going to
design school?
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I consider going to FIDM.
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But some mean girl told me it was really
hard to get in.
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I don't know much about FIDM, but I do
have a client on the board of the
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Institute of Design and Merchandise.
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Hey, if I DM FIDM.
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Anyway, I can put in a good word for
you. You got a portfolio?
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No, but I have lots of samples of my
work in a big binder.
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Great! I'll set something up.
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Okay, thanks.
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up one of your clients too no why
because i'd really love to act with him
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let's make that our backup plan
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I gotta be going.
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Me too.
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Oh, me first.
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Wait a minute. You guys, wait. Wait just
a little bit longer. I'm sure Jennifer
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will be home. You said that an hour ago.
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You can't leave. It's our first cocktail
party as a couple.
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What a cocktail.
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And the party.
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And the couple.
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Okay, you know what? I'm out. Me too. Me
first. Oh, uh -uh -uh. Sit your ass
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down. I need you here.
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All right, fine.
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But I'm gonna stay home to order me a
pizza.
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And look in here, you little vegan.
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It's going to be a big old meat lover's
pizza, too.
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Fine. I just don't want to be alone with
Jennifer because I promised her I'd
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have sex tonight.
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You are still running that scam.
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Damn, this ain't a cocktail party.
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It's a cock block party.
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No, you guys don't understand.
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I'm trying to save her life.
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I mean, I'm doing something important.
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More important than...
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Okay, well, you and Tony are raising
kids, but it's more important than
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Joan's doing.
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If I tell her the truth, she might kill
herself.
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Is there going to be food at the
funeral?
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Maya, you know I get evil when I'm
hungry.
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Lynn, you can't keep deceiving Jennifer
like this, okay?
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It's not fair to her, and it's not doing
you any good.
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Look, we'll just talk about it later,
all right?
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Talk about what? I screwed up. I said I
was sorry.
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Can we drop? We're at the party now.
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Two kids are having trouble.
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Yeah, he's all mad at me.
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Well, of course I'm mad at you.
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One of my biggest clients sits on the
board at FIDM.
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I set up a lunch so that he could meet
Jasmine. She doesn't even show up.
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It's not like I flaked. I had an
audition.
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That was the cattle call. Half of L .A.
was there.
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I told you I always want to act with
Johnny Depp.
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And they liked me. I read my line really
well.
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Will that be all?
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You made me look like a fool in front of
one of my biggest clients.
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You know, we shouldn't even come here
tonight. Let's just go.
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Maybe I don't want to go.
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Fine. Stay.
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Maybe Johnny Depp will give you a ride
home.
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Man, can you believe him? He's totally
overreacting.
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Jasmine, look, um, I know William really
well.
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And for him to leave like that, you must
have done something to really upset
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him. Oh, God.
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No, I feel terrible.
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And after everything he's been doing to
help me, he gave me a list of books to
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read, he picked out some new clothes for
me, and he even told me how to vote on
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Governor Schwarzenegger's referendum.
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Sounds to me like he's being a little
bit controlling.
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What? A girl.
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Listen.
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What she's saying is he's trying to mold
you into his little Stepford wife.
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See, sweetie, this is how men do.
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You know, my man was always trying to
tell me what to do, okay? But you know
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what? I had to let his controlling ass
go, all right? I had to school him.
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And when he learned,
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I let him come back.
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Didn't he leave you because you cheated
on him?
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Shut up, Tony. I'm making a point.
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Ann. It is a very good point, okay?
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I mean, that's why I can't stay in a
relationship, because men are always
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to control me.
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Um, sweetie, for the sake of making a
point, I'm gonna let that little
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delusional crap go unchallenged.
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Look, girl, how old are you?
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Twenty and a half.
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See, I'm only a couple years older, but,
um...
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At our age, we have to find our own way.
You know, make our own mistakes.
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That's why I left my husband.
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Because he's a mistake.
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Humans should not marry elves.
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The point is, Jasmine, this is your
journey, not William's journey.
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You can't let him call the shots. You
can't let any man call the shots.
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He's trying to pull a Pygmalion on you.
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What?
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Pygmalion. It's a play by George Bernard
Shaw.
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Who?
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It's a play where the man molds the
woman.
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They turned it into a musical. My Fair
Lady.
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Oh, yeah.
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By Lerner and Lowe.
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Okay, I didn't mean to get y 'all lost
in the headlights.
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Okay.
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What I'm saying is you can't let him
control you. You need
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to live your own life.
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You guys are right.
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I'm going to sleep with Jennifer.
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What? I need to take control, stop being
delusional, embark on my own journey,
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read George Bernard Shaw.
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Is that what we've all been talking
about?
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Oh, hey, Jasmine, when you get here.
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Wow.
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That was really great.
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Yeah, I'm so glad you called.
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Being mad at each other really bummed me
out.
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Well, I did some damage control.
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I called my client, apologized profusely
on your behalf, and you're still
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willing to meet with him.
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I've been thinking.
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I'm not sure I want to go to fashion
school.
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What?
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We discussed this. We agreed.
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No, you told me.
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Excuse me, Jasmine, if you want to be
with a senior partner, you've got to get
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your life together.
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This is my journey, William, not your
journey.
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And at my age, I need to make my own
mistakes.
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And you need to stop trying to mold me
like you men do.
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Jasmine, I'm just trying to help you.
No, you're not.
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You're doing a Pygmalion.
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A what?
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Pygmalion. It's a play by George Bernard
Shaw.
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Rob Lowe made it into My Fair Lady.
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My Fair Joan.
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Heifers.
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Excuse me? You heard me, Heifer.
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William, we do not have time for your
shenanigans, okay?
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The girls are here, and they're helping
me spitball ideas on how to save the
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restaurant. Why don't you change the
name of it to the Evilina Cantina?
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You can lure innocent young girls full
of hope and promise.
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Corrupt their minds with your gin
-soaked cynicism.
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Is this about your little girlfriend?
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Of course it's about my little
girlfriend. You're trying to turn her
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No, we're trying to turn her for
herself.
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Please, no.
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Listen, okay, you can't mold her,
William. She's not a piece of clay.
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She's a woman.
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I will be soon.
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I'm trying to mold her.
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You're the ones poisoning her mind with
your bitterness and disappointment.
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Okay, first of all, don't be hurling
bitterness and disappointment at me.
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That's Joan.
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We were just trying to enlighten her,
William, with how you men do.
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Yeah, well, if I'm... disappointed, it's
because men have disappointed me. Am I
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right? Am I right? What?
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You've got to stop doing that. It's only
going to lead to more disappointment.
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Just stop.
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Look, let's say men have disappointed
you.
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Is it fair for you to put all that on
her?
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Well, is it fair for you to put your
expectations on her?
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At least I'm trying to turn her into
something positive.
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You're turning her into the kind of
bitter, joyless, man -hating woman I'm
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trying to escape from.
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Well, if you don't let her live her own
life, then in five years she's going to
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be trying to escape from you.
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Yeah, and take half your money and move
off to Ojai with her yoga instructor.
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I've seen it happen. I've sold those
houses.
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You're trying to steal her innocence,
William.
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I'm not trying to steal her innocence.
I'm trying to help her.
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Look, I'm tired of looking.
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For the right woman. What's wrong with
me trying to make her... Oh, my God, I'm
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stealing her innocence.
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Lynn, you can do this. You promised her.
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It's just sex.
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Just get nasty with it.
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Get dirty with it.
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Be a bitch.
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What are you doing?
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Being your bitch.
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Take me.
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Um, okay.
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You ready?
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I'm ready to make love to my life
partner, my soulmate, my essence.
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I love you, Lynn.
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I have to pee.
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That's okay. You take your time.
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do this, Jennifer.
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You can be a lesbian.
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You've pretended this long. You may as
well go the distance.
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You saved your life.
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Who cares about you? You can kiss a
woman.
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You want to?
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, totally. You?
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Yeah, great.
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Ready to do this?
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Oh, I'm ready.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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That's nice.
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A little weird to make love to, but
you're my bitch, so what the hell?
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Okay, what's the matter?
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That's a song that I wrote with Finn.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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You're still kind of hung up on her,
aren't you?
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Finn's a guy.
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I'm not a lesbian.
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What? Never have been.
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Oh, thank God.
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I'm not a lesbian either.
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But you've been trying to get with me
since day one. I know. I just... I
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to make you happy.
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I was so afraid of losing you, and I was
willing to do anything just to have
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somebody love me, including whoring out
my arm.
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Oh, my God. Well, that's just crazy.
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Yeah, I am.
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What's your excuse?
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I didn't want you to kill yourself.
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Really?
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You did all of this just to save me?
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That's so sweet.
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And kind of codependent and sad.
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Yeah. I kind of had my own issues, too.
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When I met you up in that canyon, I had
hit rock bottom with everything that had
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happened with Finn.
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And this whole thing with you is kind of
a way to avoid dealing with that.
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Wow, you're...
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Just as messed up as I am.
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It makes me feel like I'm not as alone.
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Yeah. This could be the start of a very
twisted, enabling, and ultimately
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dangerous friendship.
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So, I can stay?
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Didn't I just say that?
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Good, because I have nowhere else to go.
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Yeah, well, it's going to cost you.
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I thought you weren't a lesbian.
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I'm not, but I'm still a freak.
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Jasmine, we've been talking, and I guess
I realize that perhaps I was trying to
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guide you to an unhealthy extent.
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And we realize that perhaps we were,
too.
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Except the part about men. You know how
they can't be trusted.
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Tony. Not all men. Just a majority.
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Of the straight ones.
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Anyway, the point is, we're going to
have to let you go.
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What he's saying is, for your own good,
you must never, ever talk to us ever
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again.
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Fly, little bird.
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Be free.
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Squirrels must love you guys, because
you're nuts.
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Yes.
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Yes, we are.
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