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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,810 --> 00:00:12,860 Are you okay? 2 00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:14,490 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. 3 00:00:14,790 --> 00:00:16,650 I'm sorry. I'm going to a job interview. 4 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:18,980 I'm a lawyer. 5 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:22,290 At least I used to be one before I opened a restaurant. 6 00:00:22,910 --> 00:00:26,270 But, oh, that's not going very well. 7 00:00:26,271 --> 00:00:29,569 But, you know, I got to be practical. 8 00:00:29,570 --> 00:00:31,250 I mean, a girl's got to eat, right? 9 00:00:32,430 --> 00:00:33,510 That's kind of ironic. 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,430 Me worried about eating when I own a restaurant? 11 00:00:38,380 --> 00:00:42,600 Oh, anyway, this interview's just a safety net for me, you know. 12 00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:46,780 Honestly, I really hope I don't get this job. 13 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:49,910 I mean, because truth be told, I don't really like the law. 14 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,740 Oh, look, we're going to the same floor. 15 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,250 Wouldn't it be funny if you were the guy I was interviewing with? 16 00:00:59,251 --> 00:01:01,019 You're not Andrew Blackwell, are you? 17 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,280 No, I'm Kenneth Daly. 18 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,880 As in Will's Freedman Daily? 19 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,780 As in Andrew Blackwell's boss? 20 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:11,060 Do you validate? 21 00:01:39,061 --> 00:01:40,949 Oh, my God. 22 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:42,000 Who died? 23 00:01:42,490 --> 00:01:43,930 Apparently that restaurant. 24 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:48,690 How'd your little job interview go? 25 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:49,909 Job interview? 26 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,560 What job interview? Don't be trying to act all slick. 27 00:01:54,290 --> 00:01:55,490 We know where you were. 28 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,530 And what you did. 29 00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:01,190 What are you guys talking about? 30 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,390 I may be a famous authoress now. 31 00:02:05,190 --> 00:02:08,920 But I am still very much plugged into the legal assistance gossip network. 32 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:13,049 I called Tamara to find out if Celeste had her baby. She told me that when she 33 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:16,989 called Latoya to ask about her fibroids, Latoya told Tamara that Stacy, Stacy B, 34 00:02:16,990 --> 00:02:21,749 not Stacy L, had told her that she saw you this afternoon in her office 35 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,650 looking all fly in an interview suit. 36 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:28,250 So what you got to say about that? 37 00:02:28,830 --> 00:02:29,970 She said I looked what? 38 00:02:32,190 --> 00:02:36,689 Joan, I can't believe you're interviewing. Why didn't you just talk 39 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,279 called me three questions. in the morning to tell me about a stray hair on 40 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,060 nipple, and this you hold back? 41 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,020 So I went on an interview. 42 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:50,699 What is the big deal? The big deal is while you were out on your interview, I 43 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:51,750 had to bake a latte. 44 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,260 Foam got away from me and burnt up Jose. 45 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:01,930 Now he looks like the Phantom of the Opera and refuses to come out the 46 00:03:03,820 --> 00:03:06,230 William, that didn't happen. Oh, you don't know. 47 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,670 You weren't there. 48 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:14,039 It was a backup plan, okay? Plan B. Well, I suggest you make it a plan A 49 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,450 that restaurant of yours is a culinary Titanic. 50 00:03:17,951 --> 00:03:20,019 And see? 51 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:20,979 Morgan agrees. 52 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:24,279 Every time somebody starts talking about that restaurant, she starts crying. 53 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,960 You know, babies can sense danger. 54 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,250 You know, Joan, I hate to say it, girl, but that baby's right. 55 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:34,000 You need to think about your future. 56 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:35,740 Don't listen to them, Joan. 57 00:03:35,741 --> 00:03:39,199 You need to keep your ass on that restaurant where you are and make me my 58 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,250 back. 59 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,360 Yeah, Joan, stick to the restaurant. 60 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:44,430 It's your passion. 61 00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:48,179 If my passion isn't making me any money. Hey, I've followed over a hundred 62 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:50,830 passions and only one has ever made me any real money. 63 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,240 You know, that is until vice shut us down. 64 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:58,270 Maya? 65 00:03:58,980 --> 00:04:00,030 What's so urgent? 66 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:05,200 William, my publisher just paid me a big fat advance for my next book. 67 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:06,329 That's great. 68 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:09,529 I know, but now they're calling me every other day, asking when I'm going to 69 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:11,150 come in and pitch my next concept. 70 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:14,340 Damn those people for wanting something for their money. 71 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:16,850 Well, here's the thing, William. 72 00:04:17,410 --> 00:04:22,449 Although my first book was uplifting and brilliant, it was perhaps a little too 73 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:23,790 funny book. 74 00:04:23,791 --> 00:04:29,049 And, well, this time around, I don't want to talk down to my sisters, and I 75 00:04:29,050 --> 00:04:30,490 should be lifting them up, so... 76 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:33,060 I have an idea, but I wanted to run it by you. 77 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:36,160 I don't know, Maya. I don't think I'm really your audience. 78 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:40,070 No, no, no. It's okay. William, you have a critical mind and a keen intellect. 79 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:43,629 I'm the only one stupid enough to drop everything and run down here in a 80 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:44,680 moment's notice. 81 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:47,360 Pretty much. 82 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:50,110 All right. Okay. What have you got? 83 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:55,190 Well, as you know, the success of my first book, oh, hell yes. 84 00:04:56,650 --> 00:05:00,789 With its attendant lectures and signings plunged me into the plentitude of the 85 00:05:00,790 --> 00:05:06,509 masses. And once immersed therein, I discovered various and sundry layers 86 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:11,030 of exploration within the primarily feminine component of said mass. 87 00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:18,969 And what seemed to me to be acutely underserved by the literary community 88 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:23,310 genre of treatises. 89 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:29,840 that directly address the textural realities, or should I say textural 90 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:36,240 of the black woman and their multifaceted origins in the African 91 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:44,680 Well, I recognize those words as English. 92 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,760 I just don't understand their relationship to each other. 93 00:05:50,761 --> 00:05:54,599 Maybe you just won't poke it. Okay, let me try it one more time. I'm going to 94 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:55,339 pitch it to you again. 95 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:58,279 You could put it to music and take it to Broadway. I don't think that's going to 96 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,330 help. 97 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,580 May I suggest the Alborinho? 98 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:08,419 It's a crisp and wonderful wine that will complement the delicate flavor of 99 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:09,470 Montego and Quince. 100 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,420 You shouldn't give up on this place. 101 00:06:11,460 --> 00:06:16,739 Your passion is obvious in the way that you talk about food and the way that you 102 00:06:16,740 --> 00:06:17,820 interact with people. 103 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,140 You belong here. 104 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,010 You see? 105 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:22,310 I do validate. 106 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,120 What brings you to the J spot? 107 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:27,620 You. Me? 108 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:30,100 But how'd you find me? 109 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,180 I always find what I'm looking for. 110 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:36,200 I'm not sure how to respond. 111 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,560 I ain't asking nothing yet. Oh. 112 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:42,720 Would you like to have dinner with me? 113 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:44,120 Now you can respond. 114 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,160 Oh, Mr. 115 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,490 Daly. Kenneth. 116 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,110 Kenneth. 117 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:55,219 I'm flattered. Really, I am. I mean, you're attractive and you're successful. 118 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:57,860 ego's not fragile. Please, speak your mind. 119 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,040 No, I can't have dinner with you. Sorry. 120 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,400 Is it because you think I'm too old? 121 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:06,710 No, no. 122 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,160 I think I'm too young. 123 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:19,239 And what seemed to me to be acutely undeserved by the literary community was 124 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,290 genre. 125 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:29,260 that directly address the textural reality, or should I say textualities, 126 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:35,640 of the black woman and their multifaceted origins in the African 127 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:40,960 Y 'all feel me? 128 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:45,850 Joan. 129 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:51,919 Look, I really need to talk to you. William, I'm sorry I went on the job 130 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,570 interview. It was just a moment of panic, but I'm back. 131 00:07:54,770 --> 00:07:59,289 I just wanted to say, if you think it's time for you to give up on the 132 00:07:59,290 --> 00:08:03,410 restaurant and go back to practicing law, I'll support you. 133 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:05,390 I'll even help you out. 134 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:06,800 Thank you, William. 135 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:08,220 But I'm okay. 136 00:08:08,510 --> 00:08:12,930 However, if I panic again, do you really think the law firm would take me back? 137 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:14,910 Not a chance in hell. 138 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:21,950 John, it's for you. Oh, thanks. 139 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,660 Hello? Yes, we do parties. 140 00:08:28,580 --> 00:08:31,520 Um, you know, we've been booked solid lately. 141 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,100 Did you have a particular night in mind? 142 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:36,840 Oh, Friday night. 143 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,960 Yeah, that's rather short notice. Oh, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. 144 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:45,799 That's okay. That won't be a problem. No, not at all. Yeah, consider yourself 145 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,860 booked. Okay. 146 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:48,450 Terrific. 147 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,210 party at the J spot. 148 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:04,780 Okay, the L .A. Urban League wants to move their fundraiser after party here. 149 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,760 A fundraising party? 150 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,620 Why didn't I think of that? 151 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:12,710 You know, I'm on the steering committee for the Pan -Lucopenia Society. 152 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:15,200 Wait, isn't that a cat indeed? 153 00:09:15,201 --> 00:09:17,639 Why are you involved with that? 154 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,880 Well, you know I'm for anything that's all about the pussy. 155 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,410 More parties at the J spot. 156 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:39,460 Where we drink champagne on the client's dime. Here, here. 157 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:42,700 William, 158 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,130 this party is going to save us. 159 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:46,380 I mean, look around. 160 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,730 Our restaurant is filled with rich and influential people. 161 00:09:50,070 --> 00:09:52,210 And they will want to have other parties. 162 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:55,650 And then they're going to... William. 163 00:09:55,870 --> 00:09:58,100 Oh, I'm sorry, John. I'm a little distracted. 164 00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:00,330 I think that old man is cruising. 165 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:09,770 Excuse me, William. 166 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,370 Hello. 167 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:15,890 What a surprise. 168 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:17,840 A pleasant one, I hope. 169 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:23,380 So, did you crash this party just to see me? 170 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,280 I can't crash my own party. 171 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,880 What? I'm on the board of the Urban League. 172 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,180 So this party isn't just here by chance? 173 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:33,420 I don't leave anything to chance. 174 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:37,360 You have no idea what this means to me. 175 00:10:38,189 --> 00:10:39,629 Apparently, free champagne. 176 00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:41,720 Oh, God. 177 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:45,650 Now, I just started picking up glasses. Excuse me, let me get that for you. 178 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:48,210 It's okay, it's okay. 179 00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:49,570 Oh, okay. 180 00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:54,150 This party means so much to my restaurant. 181 00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:57,000 I wish there was some way that I could thank you. 182 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,240 Go out with me. 183 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:00,860 Wait. 184 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:04,170 So you did all of this just to ask me out again? 185 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:08,020 No, I did all of this because I knew you'd do a great job with it. 186 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,380 Oh. Can't ask you out again. 187 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:17,579 Kenneth. Joan, you're beautiful, intelligent, ambitious, funny. The type 188 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:19,300 woman I enjoy spending time with. 189 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,460 I'm not looking for anything serious. 190 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:27,679 Just somebody who can hold their own in a conversation at a museum or after a 191 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:31,080 jazz concert or over dinner at my beach house. 192 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:38,980 So before you answer, or you think too much about our ages, just ask yourself, 193 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,630 is it maybe something you're looking forward to? 194 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:46,900 I see a colleague of mine, if you'll excuse me. 195 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:16,299 I'm so glad I didn't let something superficial like age keep me from what 196 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:19,940 quite possibly the best date of my life. I feel the same way. 197 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,720 And I've been dating since World War II. 198 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:24,910 Really? 199 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:34,659 Yes. But the truth is, Joan, that your beauty, your humor, your warmth, your 200 00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:36,860 love of life, it makes me feel... 201 00:12:38,099 --> 00:12:39,149 35 again. 202 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:44,220 Well, then, um, maybe you'd like to thank me. 203 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,020 I believe I would. 204 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,450 Oh. 205 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,800 Excuse me, I forgot something. 206 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,170 Oh. 207 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:59,100 Do you have a glass for these? Oh, my God. 208 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,680 Oh, my God. Oh, okay. 209 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:03,520 Joan, snap out of it. 210 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,640 Old is not your only option. 211 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,160 You have plenty of possibilities. 212 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,940 So, what do you do? 213 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,250 Just a second. Okay. 214 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,000 So, I was thinking of... Just a second. 215 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,090 So, tell me something interesting about yourself. 216 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,380 I have albino squirrels in my backyard. 217 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:37,670 It's so nice. 218 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:41,140 You have no idea some of the dates I've been on lately. 219 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:47,160 You can't be worse than the ones I've been on. Oh, but I... I have to take 220 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,310 It's my wife. 221 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:51,790 Hi, honey. 222 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,650 No, I haven't asked you yet, but... What? It looks like our tag. 223 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,040 I'll send you a picture. 224 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,210 Say, sexy. 225 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,300 Stop it. 226 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:05,030 Sexy. 227 00:14:08,311 --> 00:14:12,499 Help me come up with a concept for my next book. 228 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,559 Because according to these threatening messages on my answering machine, that 229 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,880 publisher, she don't play. 230 00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:21,819 Sorry, Maya, I wish I could help you out, but I got problems of my own. 231 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,370 Do you know what it takes to maintain a healthy lesbian relationship? 232 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:26,430 No. 233 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,770 Neither do I. 234 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,100 My fake girlfriend's catching on fast. 235 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:36,519 Oh, don't look at me. I'm in the middle of a custody battle. 236 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,570 And even if I wasn't, I really don't care. 237 00:14:39,091 --> 00:14:40,949 What about you, John? 238 00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:43,630 Uh -uh. Maya, I'm sorry. I'm a little preoccupied, too. 239 00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:46,050 We know you and that damn restaurant. 240 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,229 Uh -huh. 241 00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:49,820 So you don't know. Because I got other problems, too. 242 00:14:51,610 --> 00:14:54,010 Yeah, well, no one wanted to state the obvious. 243 00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,790 What? What's so obvious? 244 00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:00,810 Nothing. You were saying? 245 00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:06,490 I was saying that... For real, what's so obvious? 246 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:10,620 John, girl, would you please state your less obvious problem, please? Hey! 247 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:14,900 And, um, an older man asked me out. 248 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,700 Okay, that ain't no big deal. 249 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:20,250 I always said it would take an older man to calm your neurotic ass down. 250 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:24,340 No, Joan, older's no big deal. I've gone out with a bunch of older guys. 251 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,150 Lynn, you've gone out with a bunch of everything. 252 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,800 That is not true. 253 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,740 I've never gone out with a bunch of... grapes. 254 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,260 Okay, you guys don't understand. 255 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,020 He's... he's much older. 256 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:41,209 Okay, look what? And it's 50s? 257 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:14,319 thinking about it oh joan that's just great now we're both gonna be changing 258 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:21,099 diapers you hear that baby mama's got jokes here this is how we do so get 259 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:27,999 itty bitty dang joan carol clayton i mean for real is it that bad out 260 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,140 there you should know miss recycle husband 261 00:16:36,281 --> 00:16:42,709 Sorry, girl, you got something right on the corner. Oh, sorry, that's just 262 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,760 jealousy. 263 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:51,530 Okay, I don't even know why I'm entertaining advice from you guys. 264 00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:55,820 Same reason you're going out with an old guy, because you ain't got nobody else. 265 00:16:57,310 --> 00:17:00,790 Well, I'm not listening to you, okay? You lesbian fraud. 266 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:06,029 And you, you divorcing mother, a little itty -bitty over there. Or you, you one 267 00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:08,260 -hit wonder in search of something to write. 268 00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:20,169 real what's so obvious the last time i was here i may have 269 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:27,068 lost you in a flurry of erudition but what i've 270 00:17:27,069 --> 00:17:33,689 learned as i walk among my desperate and needy sisters is that they don't have 271 00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:38,910 time to weigh through the big words someone needs to make 272 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:49,640 franchise for you. Okay, watch your nipple on this. 273 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,980 Oh, hell yes, you're a lesbian. Stop lying. 274 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:57,870 Oh, hell yes, he's too old for you. And your mama. 275 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:01,600 Oh, hell yes, I'm leaving you, but I'm keeping my baby. 276 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:06,270 And one very near and dear to my heart. 277 00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:09,600 Oh, hell yes, your ex -husband can be your next husband. 278 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:16,430 So, see y 'all feeling me now, huh? 279 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,350 I can seat you now. 280 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:36,480 But the date just started. I know. I just wanted to get that out of the way. 281 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,780 You know, see if your teeth are real. 282 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,700 But the date just started. 283 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,620 I know. I just wanted to get that out of the way. 284 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:51,860 You've got such a sweet, sweet back. 285 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,140 Thank God we finally get a break from all the Jones and Maya's drama. 286 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,880 You said it, sister. 287 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:24,059 Instead of endless ramblings about the restaurant or Maya's next book, we 288 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:27,099 probably talk about meaningful stuff that we haven't been able to because of 289 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,020 them. Yes, we can. 290 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:30,430 Amen. 291 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,930 I'm going to give my girl Maya a call. 292 00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:53,510 Tell them both I said hi. 293 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:58,110 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23535

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