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Oh, hey, where are you guys going? Oh, to the movie.

See ya.

Did they pay?

Is my name Debbie?

I can't believe them.

I mean, it was one thing for them to eat here for free when I thought this

business was taken off, but I am one stuffed mushroom away from the poor

Why don't you just say something to them?

I shouldn't have to. They're my friends. They should be supporting me, not

taking advantage of me.

Well, maybe they don't know that.

Neither of them is very bright.

Okay, okay, I got some stuff. Shh.

I did it. She's sleeping.

Oh.

How'd you get her to do that?

I just sang to her a little.

Where'd you learn that? Who taught you that, some nurse?

It's just common knowledge.

Oh. Well, that explains it. I'm not common.

I do things my way.

Oh, really?

What were you gonna do?

Wipe her to sleep?

I don't know about you, but when my ass is fresh, I sleep like a baby.

Now, what are you doing?

Well...

Even though we're getting a divorce, I don't want to miss her first night at

home. I figured I'd sleep here instead of on the sofa.

But I was going to sleep here.

You were not.

Well, I am now. It's her first night.

Tony, I'm here. Let me help you. You can help me by running down to the border

and picking me up a nanny.

Oh, no, we agreed that we're going to bond with Morgan first.

So go on, get out, so I can get to bonding.

Okay, good night.

Good night.

Just in case I have trouble sleeping.

Go for it.

Oh, Joan, girl.

It's what my colleague told her, growing it.

Yeah, but you're a little stingy with the dipping sauce.

Guys, um, I need to talk to you about the restaurant.

You may not have noticed today at lunch or yesterday at dinner or any of

the other times that you've eaten here for free.

I'm kind of going through a rough patch.

Oh, say no more.

We love this place.

We're going to keep coming.

We're not going anywhere.

We believe in you. And we believe we'll see you in the morning for breakfast.

We're not open for breakfast.

That's okay. I have a key.

Hold up, you two.

Neither of you is going anywhere until you pay for your food.

Well, you better back up before I get all used to Weston.

You do.

I'll get South of the Getty on the 405 on you.

And what's so tough about that?

Oh, my God. They've got construction. It's down to three lanes. Traffic down.

So you don't start none. There won't be none.

Look, you're supposed to be a silent partner.

Can we get a little silent partner?

Okay, you know what?

Joan doesn't have a problem with our arrangement.

Yes, Joan does.

What Joan doesn't have is the nerve to confront you on it. Well, let us know

what she does.

And until then, peace.

You two are unbelievable.

Start paying your bills.

Start acting like friends.

Look, Joan's dream is going up in smoke around you and you all are lighting

matches and fanning the flames.

For the record, I lit that match in the bathroom as a courtesy.

Tony. Tony!

Wake up!

She's crying. How could you not hear her?

What?

You're wearing earplugs. Tony!

I need to get some sleep so I can be ready to deal with her in the morning.

Tony, she's a newborn. She's not going to sleep through the night. Why not?

Those are 400 -gram -count sheets. What's she all up about? Tony!

Okay, I'm going to warm up a bottle. Can you hold her?

Just get rid of me.

Go just walk.

are you doing out here? Your turn.

Where are you going?

I need a break. Bye.

Where are you going?

was your cell phone off? Because I didn't have it on.

You locked me out of the apartment. I couldn't get to Morgan.

What? Oh, my God. Oh, God. Is she okay? She's fine. We got lucky this time.

The maintenance guy let me in.

Oh, thank God.

What were you doing locking the door? Use your head, Tony. Why didn't you use

your key? Because you took it from me. Look, life is different now.

For me, you get to come and go as you please, and I'm stuck here with Morgan.

Oh, I didn't realize you thought of being with your child as being stuck.

No, Todd.

I'm exhausted.

I'm trying to help you. You keep pushing me away.

Hello?

We're getting a divorce.

I have to learn to do this on my own. No, you don't.

You're right.

I need a nanny.

We agreed we need time to bond with our baby.

Then handle your business, because I'm bonded like superglue.

Take a look around, William.

Nobody's here.

Exactly.

Nobody's ever here.

Yeah, but now Lynn and Maya aren't here either.

It's been a week, William.

Now I don't have any customers and I don't have any friends.

You scared them away.

Hey, don't be pissed at me.

You should be pissed at them. I am pissed at them, but they're not here, so

pissed at you.

Why don't you call?

Because I'm running a business here, William. I'm swapped.

Sorry, Joan, I missed that.

It's so quiet in here, I was literally hearing myself think.

Well, I guess I could squeeze in a five -minute break.

Hold down the fort, William.

Maya, it's Joan. We need to talk.

Look, I really don't appreciate how you and Lynn are being such ingrates about

this whole meal thing.

I mean, Lynn, I can see, but you?

You're being a selfish... Bitch!

Joe. Hi.

I didn't know you were coming. Are you kidding?

Oh, I missed her coming into the world. There is no way that I would miss

Morgan's two -week checkup.

I've had this on my calendar for two weeks.

Are Tony and Morgan with you? No.

They're not here yet?

No. Oh.

Oh, well, you know Tony.

She's probably teaching our girl to be fashionably late.

That's right, Maya.

You are so genius, girl.

Hey, Maya.

Hey, girl.

Hey. What's going on? Mommy's down.

Oh, no, no, no. Not really. Just out shopping for the baby. You know me,

It's all about the baby.

Okay. Well, where is the baby?

Hope she ain't running bad.

No, she's with the nanny. The nanny? I thought you guys were going to wait on

that. Morgan needs a nanny now.

Are you okay, Tony?

My, um... I don't have any business being somebody's mother.

Tony, I am still at the doctor's office. Where the hell are you?

Todd?

Yeah?

Don't think I'm crazy, but I think that might be your baby.

Excuse me.

I believe that's my baby.

Si, Mr. Garrett.

Mrs. Garrett told me to wait for you here with Morgan for her doctor's

appointment. Who are you? Where did you come from?

Your nanny, El Salvador.

Thank you. I've got it from here.

I don't believe this. What kind of mother misses their baby's first

appointment? Maybe there was an emergency.

Like getting the nanny a green card.

She doesn't want this baby.

Todd.

Don't say that.

Look.

Todd.

Tony loves this baby.

Come on, Todd.

You know how she is.

She has a hard time expressing her feelings.

Her love comes through her actions.

The fact that she's always there, that's how she shows her love.

Well, she's not here. What does that say?

And then I slept through more than crying.

Okay. Okay, tell me that's okay.

It's only natural for a new mother to be exhausted.

I locked her in the apartment, Maya.

You're like such a failure.

Everything I touch goes bad. Look at my marriage. Look at me.

I don't even want to be around her.

Because I just... I don't want to mess her up.

I mean, that's why I'm here with you instead of her first doctor's

Oh.

Out of the knock!

Maya, please don't judge me. I can't take it right now. Ain't nobody judging

you, honey. That's up to the Lord.

Maya, please. If and when you reach the pearly gate.

All right, come on, Tony. Come on, go pick your lip up.

It wasn't like I was the perfect new mother either.

I mean, there was that, uh, that one time.

to just say L .A. Transit gets a bad rap because they do return Lost Idol.

You left Jingle Jangle on the bus?

No!

I left Jingle Jangle at the bus stop.

But that's neither here nor there, okay?

The point is, being a parent involves having doubts and sometimes making

mistakes.

But you're gonna learn from them, girl, and you're gonna make more mistakes.

And the important thing is, is you just have to keep on trying.

What if I keep trying and I just can't do it?

All I know how to do for Morgan is shop.

Tony, you've never done this before.

Hey, guess what?

Good news, Nina has a baby.

So just be there for her.

Love her.

And anything else you get right is just gravy.

Maya, how'd you get so smart?

Oh, girl, I'm an authorite.

doctor's appointment.

At least I didn't leave my baby on the bus. Bus stop!

Get it right, bitch.

Hey.

Hey.

Thank you guys for coming.

So you said you wanted to talk, though.

Talk.

I... Well, I think I was clear.

messages. Yeah, you know what, Jo? We got your little messages.

And we found them quite hurtful, didn't we?

How could you call me selfish?

I mean, I'm attached to nothing. I'm of the world.

Yeah, if I'm feeding you.

You ain't the only one feeding somebody.

Maya fed me today. So, what? What? Hey, hey, hey.

Listen.

Now, we said we were going to keep our cool and listen to what she had to say.

First of all,

I shouldn't have to say anything.

My friends are supposed to know that I'm scared.

My restaurant is failing. Be there for me. Pay a bill.

Bring some customers in here.

Like, I'm always there for you guys. Like, Maya, I bought 100 copies of your

book. And I wrote a really good review on Amazon .com, which, by the way, 9 out

of 10 people found useful.

veggie burgers and exotic juices talking about we need to hold it down.

Okay, I'm sorry, John.

Morgan.

I know Concepcion fed you, bathed you, and put you to bed, but Mama burped you,

so I'm learning.

Don't give up on me.

Good night, Mrs. Tony. Thank you, Concepcion.

Bye.

Todd, I know I missed the appointment today, but I've been... Tony, you handed

our daughter off to a complete stranger.

Okay, okay, okay. I know I got off to a rough start.

I did.

But, Todd, I love her.

The way you show love is by being there, and you haven't been there.

But it's going to get better.

Todd, I was scared, and I know I stopped trying, but I'm back, and I'm not going

to give up this time.

I believe you want to try, but I'm not going to risk our daughter's well -being

on the hope that you pull this off.

Todd, please don't do this.

I talked to a lawyer today, and I want full custody.

Sorry, I didn't realize that you'd be so close.

I'm not really Catholic.

I couldn't talk to my minister because, boy, can he gossip.

Father,

forgive me for I have sinned.

Kind of.

Sort of.

Inadvertently.

I don't know. You tell me. See, I was simply trying to illustrate how my

chose love, and as a result, I may have caused her to lose custody of her

newborn baby.

So what I need from you is forgiveness and the assurance

that she will never find out that I betrayed her.

Oh, yeah, and if it's not too much trouble, if you could please help her

her baby.

And help me see my restaurant.