All language subtitles for Girlfriends s06e02 Odds and Ends

Previously on Girlfriends.

And by the power vested in me by the
state of Nevada, as jumpsuit did I wear,

now pronounce you man and wife again.

Forget the reason.

I want him to keep his room. And I want
us to end this conversation so that we

can enjoy our honeymoon.

Tony. Todd and I are getting a divorce
for real this time. Damn it, Tony. I am

not getting divorced.

Well, I am.

So you better think about what you're
going to say when my lawyer calls.

I have never had this problem before.

And it's been a while, so you have to
expect some shrinkage.

All right, here's the skinny.

Joan's a new couch girl.

Oh, no, those are the worst. I know.

I thought she was going to be the one,
man.

Don't!

Guys? I'd like to introduce you to my
fiancé.

Hi, I'm Jennifer.

You

know

what, Darnell? I really don't feel like
watching porn.

If we can't get it on without watching
someone else get it on, Darnell, maybe

just shouldn't be getting it on.

Are you going to talk through the whole
thing?

I don't see why we can't look at houses
in Larchmont.

Baby, they got a lot of trees.

They got good schools.

Oh, and Jabari is keeping his room.

What the hell?

Look, his ass is moving to the couch.

And why you got to come out the bathroom
with all this drama?

We're supposed to be here enjoying our
honeymoon.

My idea of a honeymoon is not doing what
Darnell wants to do.

Well, what does Maya want to do?

Maya wants to buy a house in large
amount and let Jabari keep his room.

Well, since then, what else does Maya
want to do?

Let's sit here and look at you.

What's the matter with you?

Do you not know an SOS when you hear
one?

What? I introduced you to my lesbian
fiancé. Did that not set off any alarms,

bells, whistles?

With you?

Frankly, no.

But you know I'm not a lesbian.

Actually, Lynn, I really don't know what
you are.

I'm not a lesbian.

But you've been with women.

I've been with vegetables. That doesn't
make me a salad.

Being a lesbian is an emotional and
spiritual connection.

I mean, sure, if I saw Jennifer in a bar
and I thought she was hot, I'd probably

do her.

But marry her? That's crazy!

Okay, Lyndon, why are you marrying her?

Well, see, what had happened was... I
was up in Runyon Canyon tripping on my

breakup with Finn, and I ran into
Jennifer.

She's one of those people who had given
up her life to take care of her

emotionally abusive mother. And when all
had passed, she found herself alone,

lost, with no sense of purpose in her
life. So she was gonna kill herself.

I had no choice. I had to propose to her
to keep her alive.

Um...

Lynn, that's insane.

Exactly. Why didn't you just scream stop
the madness when I trotted her up to

that hospital room?

I'm sorry, Lynn. I didn't know about the
whole suicidal lesbian backstory.

Okay, you can stand here with your
freshly baked cookies and equivocate, or

can give me one and help me.

Okay, here.

What do you want me to say?

First thing you should say is, these
cookies are hot!

Secondly, say, Lynn, you cannot marry
some stranger to keep her alive. It's

your responsibility.

What you need to do is get her some
professional help and get the hell away

crazy.

Okay.

Lynn, you cannot just blah, blah, blah,
yada, yada, yada, get the hell away from

crazy. Oh, thank you, John.

Thank you for giving me some clarity.

You know, I'm going to go over there,
and I'm going to end it with the

But, you know, maybe I should send
Jennifer over here.

I think you two would hit it off.

The whole Ooch Ashley would not be a
problem with her. What?

William!

I think it's a disturbance in the force.

Come on, Morgan.

She fell asleep again.

Why can't I do this?

Maybe your milk's not in yet.

Well, they're filled with something. I'm
looking all swole up like my mama.

God, she's gonna starve.

Something's wrong with me.

It's gonna be okay.

Just take a minute. Relax.

Yeah, there you go. Okay.

What

am I doing?

What?

We can't get a divorce.

What? Maybe I was just scared.

Or maybe it's that postpartum thingy
like you said.

Or maybe I'm angry that you weren't here
for the birth. Or maybe it's some weird

delayed reaction to the fact that you're
short. I don't know.

So now you think we should stay
together.

How can we possibly think about a
divorce when we have a baby to raise?

That's what I was saying.

I guess it just finally sank in.

Although it's funny.

I've been sitting here thinking how much
I admire you for your honesty and for

your courage.

We don't belong together.

And maybe the reason I didn't rush back
from New York after we reconciled is

because I was trying to avoid the truth.

Maybe it doesn't matter.

Todd, you're home now.

We can fix what's wrong. We could go to
therapy.

We can go to church. We could even go to
your little temple.

We just have to try.

Come on, Tony. Is this what you really
want to do now?

Is it what you want? I asked you first.
I asked you second.

Tony, this is a prime example of how we
don't communicate.

If we want to stay together, we have to
learn how to talk to each other.

Fine. Now that we're back together,
we'll start communicating.

Now that I've fixed us, let me call Mom
and tell her why Morgan's not named

after her.

Wait, Tony, we still need to talk. Oh, I
know, I know.

I'll tell her that you thought the name
Veretta sounded too black.

He hasn't changed.

He hasn't.

Got to be his way. Got to have the final
word. Oh, he's the final word, brother?

I love him. I do. But I'm not going to
just roll over and play wifey. Oh, he's

going to play wifey, brother.

You know what the problem is?

The problem is I married him when I was
a teenager and he still treats me like

one. Like I don't have an opinion or my
own feelings. Like I haven't grown or

accomplished anything.

I mean, I'm a published author at a
book.

But that didn't mean nothing to Darnell,
you know, because Darnell knows best.

Darnell's got to be the man, got to be
the boss. Darnell's in charge. I mean,

it's all about Darnell, Darnell,
Darnell, Darnell.

Maya. Darnell.

What are you doing?

Nothing. No, no, no, no. You're doing
something.

Just talking.

Really?

You hard -hearing dog. Is that why she
all up on you?

It ain't like that, okay? I know she's
married.

That don't mean nothing to her. Stop it.

Maya. I didn't get back in this marriage
so you could cheat on me. Darnell, I

was just talking to him. Well, you're
supposed to be talking to me.

Oh, you can't talk to you, okay?

Because you don't talk. You just tell
me.

No, no, I am not 16 anymore, all right?
I'm not going to follow your every word

like it's gospel.

All this because I want to move Jabari
to the couch?

No. Darnell, this is about you thinking
you control everything.

So now that you're all grown, I'm
supposed to shut the hell up.

Right? Is that the type of man that you
want now?

Fine. Whatever you want, dear.

That's not what I meant, Arnell.
Whatever, dear. Stop it!

Whatever, dear.

We should have never come here.

Whatever, dear.

And

she

says what?

You know I have an epileptic cat.

William, what the hell are you doing
here?

Oh, please tell me he's your friend. I
found him lurking in the bushes and I

just invited him in. I hope I didn't let
in a crazy person.

Yeah, you let in a crazy person.

William, you need to go home.

Oh, I'm just welcome wagging in your
fiancé and your little family.

Making her feel comfortable since she'll
be seeing much more of me.

I hope to be seeing more of her.

William, get out.

Call me if you need anything.

I can reach things on high shelves.

Your friend is so nice.

He's very excited about our wedding. Is
he gay?

About as gay as I am.

Okay, Jennifer, about the wedding.

We need to talk.

See, up on that hill, I was in a bad
place. Oh, my God, you're leaving me.

like my mother did.

Jennifer, you think I'm worthless, too.

Okay, listen. No, no, no, no. I get it.
I get it. You don't want me.

Okay, so you know what? I'm going to
take a bath.

Can I borrow your toaster?

Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a
minute. You didn't let me finish.

What I was trying to say is up there I
was in a bad place and you were in a bad

place, but now we're here together in a
good place.

And you know what? I know an even better
place.

Hawaii.

Let's just get married in Maui.

I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.

My mother wouldn't let me.

Well, then Hawaii it is.

Mahalo, my lover.

William.

How could you?

Look, I just made a few inquiries to see
how much we could get if we liquidated

the complaint.

What?

Nothing. What are you talking about?

How could you tell Lynn about our most
private moment?

I was just so giddy about Lynn being a
lesbian, I was practically speaking in

tongues. Yeah, well, now the whole world
is going to know me as the O 'Jack

girl. I said I was sorry.

No, I don't accept your apology,
William, okay?

And there's only one way to clear my
name.

You have to give me a second chance.

Oh, I do not have that kind of time.

go out like this. Please, Joan, just...
I would rather just preserve the last

shred of respect I have for you.

Last shred of respect?

Last shred... What?

Oh, what?

So this is all on me now?

Wait a minute. I let you down?

Did it ever occur to you that maybe our
failure to connect was all your fault?

That you just couldn't turn me on?

just didn't have the moves. Huh? Maybe
he didn't have the manhood, the prowess

to get Joan Clayton to the big O.

You know what, William? You don't get to
the World Series just because you got a

big bath.

You need technique, buddy. You need
skills.

No, Joan, with you, I would need the
jaws of life.

You wouldn't go wet in the shower.

Kiss my ass, William. I tried that. It
didn't work.

I don't know how you voted for Bush
because you don't know anything about...

My Lord, if one knows how to screw
somebody.

I'm sorry. That was a good one. Yeah,
that was a good one.

Look, I'm sorry, Joan. I'm sorry about
that.

William,

I'm just... I'm really sorry we didn't
work out.

Well, we work out.

We're friends.

Maybe we don't have the right to ask for
anything more.

But... I was just... I was

really hoping that you were the one.

Because I don't want to go back out
there.

I'm tired.

Me too.

And depressed.

It's kind of banking on you being my
soulmate.

If you're not going to be my soulmate,
then maybe one doesn't exist for me.

William, don't say that.

Don't. Come on, your soulmate is out
there and so is mine.

Oh, God.

What if they're out there doing each
other?

Those bastards.

You too.

Here's your little miracle.

The jaundice is all cleared up.

She's all yours.

Thank you.

Hey,

sweetie.

This is the yummiest baby that's not
yellow anymore.

Tony without prejudice and no ego
involved. Oh, she is the prettiest baby

born.

Let's face it. Besides that one night we
kicked ass in charades and working is

the best thing we'll ever do together.

Say it, Todd.

You were right.

I know.

And it's hard to admit.

I don't want to be married to you. You
don't want to be married to me.

I was just holding on to you because I
didn't want to miss out on her.

You won't.

You're her day.

It's hard to say the words.

Why don't we say them together?

On three?

One.

Two. It's over.

What happened on three? I can't have
people thinking that you left me.

I'm going to miss you, Tony.

I'm going to miss you, too.

You?

Yeah.

Oh.

And it's me saying that never does the
things you want me to do.

And I scream you're not the man that
said.

You gave me the same note in 11th grade.

And look how we ended up.

That's because a week after you got that
note, you was pregnant.

We never did get to be boyfriend and
girlfriend.

What are you saying?

Saying we should start over.

Get to know each other again.

I'm thinking we should date.

Ain't that going backwards, saying that
we're already married?

Yeah, and I want us to stay that way.

Can't survive another divorce from you,
Maya.

Now, hey, I'm not trying to tell you how
it has to be.

I just think we owe it to ourselves to
do whatever we can to make this work.

I love you, baby.

I know you love me.

We're the type of people who are always
going to love each other.

Okay, now, what I need, what we need,
okay,

maybe what we need is to promise each
other

that we're going to make this work.

Okay? What do you think?

I can do that.

Well, could a brother get that in
writing?

Will you be my girlfriend?

Yes?

No?

No, maybe.

Maybe.

I was too easy last time. I'm not making
that mistake again.

Let me get this straight.

Uh, Tony, you are still married to Todd.

Yes, but we're getting a divorce.

And Lynn, you are in a committed
relationship with a lesbian. No,

in a relationship with a lesbian that
needs to be committed.

And Maya, you married Darnell again.

Yeah, yeah, but we're only dating.

Right, so as screwed up as all of your
relationships are, you...

Still have more than me.