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My sweet lord, I'm late for homeroom.

Fire alarm!

Fire alarm!

Say what you can!

Little help?

I think that's the doorbell.

Oh. Maybe I should answer it then.

Can I help you?

I want my money.

My shift is over.

And you are my gardener?

No.

I'm your cab driver.

And he told me to leave the meter running when he brought you in the

So just pay me and I'll be on my way.

Okay. No problem.

How much do I owe you?

Twelve hundred dollars.

I've been out there for eight hours, lady.

All right.

All right. $1 ,200.

No problem.

Um, Joan, I have $40. Do you have $1 ,160?

And I'll be... I know the routine. Spread them.

That's one way to put it. But basically, yes.

Now, I don't want to hear no rah -rah about me not being ready. I'm tired, and

want this baby out.

I want a C -section, pronto, stat, code blue, Amber Alert.

Whatever gets you people moving.

Amber Alerts are for missing children.

I know, and I want this child missing from my uterus, so hop to it.

And remember, before you put me under, I prepaid for Celebrity Suite, so I

better not come to around some regular poor people.

Non -emergency C -sections are scheduled in advance.

We may not even have a room.

Well, find a room.

Mrs. Garrett, how far apart are your contractions?

I don't know. About every other patient's magazine.

And how long have they been coming at this rate?

For about two magazines.

I'm afraid we're not going to be able to do a C -section.

Why not?

Because I'm trying to hold in the baby's head.

We need to prep for delivery fast.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I've got to call my girls and my husband. I can't

do this alone. You're already doing it alone. I said fast!

I can fuck a couple notes here as well. You're pushing.

Really, I'm in labor?

No, you're in delivery.

And you can see her head? Yes.

Well, how does her hair look? Is it good?

I know.

Hey.

Um, I didn't want to wake you.

Uh, okay.

I have to get up anyway.

You want some coffee?

Nah, um... I gotta go get the tux, you know.

Ooh, whoa.

Last night.

Man, I ain't been that drunk since...

Since the night before I married you.

At least I don't wake up in the yard.

All right. I guess I'll see you later, you know?

Wait a minute. Don't know.

That's all you got to say?

All right, look. If I said something that was...

dumb or crazy, I'm sorry.

You know?

I... I gotta go.

Let's go home. We've been at this all night. It's not working.

Well, not if we stop.

We've almost got it. Why don't we just keep going?

You know what, Finn? We're going. I'm tired.

We're done, baby love.

Oh, I see you're too tired to rehearse, but you're not too tired for baby love.

Come on, Finn.

I'm hungry.

We'll meet back at seven.

I can't be here at seven.

Then don't be here. What's that supposed to mean?

If you can't be here, you can't be here.

Oh, I'll be here.

Well, then be here.

You know, don't tell me where to be and where not to be, because you don't

control me. See, I don't play those games.

Maybe other people get up on you controlling them. Hey, maybe Baby Love

it. Hey, Baby Love, do you like it when he tells you what to do, huh?

Excuse me?

Just ignore him.

Or what, like you do often, going around ignoring people?

You know, I don't know what you and Baby Love have, but we actually had

something. For a minute there, I was Baby Love.

We had a connection.

You can't just ignore that.

I want you.

I'm willing to play by your rules if that's the way you want to have it.

Okay, so it can't be just you and me. Fine.

You want to see other people?

That's totally fine with me.

I force him, huh?

You know what? Just go to hell.

I quit.

Oh, my God.

Tony's not answering her phone.

You can always call Barney's and pager.

William. Come on. Tony could be having the baby.

Oh, if she was, she'd call you. I can't believe I left my cell phone in that

stupid cab.

Are you sure you don't remember the name of the cab company?

Joan, I can't even remember being in a cab.

I do have a vague memory of running through the fountain at the Grove.

Oh.

Hey, y 'all.

What y 'all doing?

Just trying to piece together a lost evening.

Oh, wasn't all lost?

William and I found our friendship.

Girl, don't nobody care.

Now listen, I need you to come with me to Darnell's wedding, please.

Girl, I'd love to, but I can't. Well, why not?

First of all, I am incredibly hungover. And second of all, I lost my cell phone,

and I need to stay here. He has tiny calls. Girl, come on. It's only going to

an hour.

But William and I... Fine!

You can come too.

I can't go like this. I slept in my suit.

Possibly swam in it.

I need to go home and change.

Oh, you know what? We ain't got time for all that. I got a wedding to stop.

What?

Jarno came by last night.

Told me he loved me.

Yes, he was drunk, and this morning, you know, he tried to act like he didn't

remember any of it, but he said it.

So... I got to do what I got to do.

So then what do you need us for?

I'm an itty -bitty thing. If I'm gonna bust up a wedding, I'm gonna need a

posse. But unfortunately, y 'all all I got, so... Come on.

Mama's gonna buy you some Prada shoes.

And if those Prada shoes don't fit, Mama's gonna buy you some other

shoes.

I'm gonna wash my mouth.

Have a sweet little baby now.

Do you want me to take her to the nursery so you can get some rest?

No, no, I want her right here with me.

Don't be afraid of the nursery.

Take it from another single mother.

This may be the last rest that you get.

Oh, I'm not a single mother. I'm a married woman.

Oh, I'm sorry. I just assumed that you were... Well, you need to stop assuming

and get me into my suite.

Never heard of first come, first serve.

So, your husband missed the delivery.

Shoot. My husband skipped out right after conception.

See, he works in New York.

But he's flying in tonight.

Yeah. We had planned on him being here for the delivery, but I couldn't wait.

Well, you'll all be together tonight.

Of course, we've had some problems.

We were separated for a while.

Almost divorced. But we reconciled.

Although we haven't lived together since we reconciled.

And we haven't even seen each other, but that all changed now that little Morgan

is here.

So, um, do you need anything?

I was planning on needing an epidural and lots of people around to help me

this baby.

But I did it all by myself.

I did good.

I did better than God.

I did great.

So, no, I don't need a thing.

People are looking at my suit.

Oh, William.

Nobody is looking at your suit.

They're looking at me trying to figure out what an attractive woman like myself

is doing with a bum like you.

Hey. Oh, so, did you talk to him? I couldn't do it. Well, where have you

Throwing up.

We discussed this. You were going to talk to Darnell.

And if the situation stayed nonviolent, we were going to have your back.

I know, but when you two scaredy cats didn't follow me, I changed my mind.

What? I'm standing here looking like Freddy the Freeloader and you're not

to say anything?

If Darnell really wanted me, he wouldn't be here.

I'll just have to live with that. What? Maya?

So you're just going to let the man that you love who loves you marry another

woman? You got a better plan?

I don't know.

John, what are you doing in here? Oh, God.

The line at the women's room was so long.

So anyway, since I'm here, can I talk to you for a second?

I'm kind of in the middle of something here. No, you're not. I heard you flush.

You cannot marry Lena.

Joan, you already ruined my first marriage. You trying to get a head start

second one here? No, I'm trying to save your first. I know you told Maya that

you love her.

I was drunk.

But you do admit to saying it, don't you?

People say a lot of stupid things when they're drunk.

But they also say a lot of things that are true that they wouldn't say

otherwise. Look, Maya made it very clear that she wanted out of our marriage.

She changed her mind.

That's what women do.

But I haven't.

I'm marrying Lena.

Darnell, if you marry Lena, you're going to regret it. Oh, come on. Maybe not

today, and maybe not on the honeymoon, because you're going to Cancun, and

everybody loves Cancun. But you will regret it.

Joan, it's over.

Lynn, please, open up.

Finn. Come on, baby love.

Open, open, open, open.

Obviously, you're a first -time mother.

Let sleeping babies lie.

But that's all she's doing.

That's what newborns do.

They sleep a lot.

Well, she and I are going to get along just fine because I've been known to

sleep until 5.

And that's starting at 5 the day before.

I have some nice news for you. You found me a suite.

Now, I took a call for you.

Wasn't my friend Joan.

Did she say where her traveling ass has been?

It was your husband.

He was able to book an earlier flight. He'll be here by dinner.

Would you like to order for him?

Yeah, just get him what I got.

Are you sure my girlfriend didn't call me back?

No. Just your husband.

Oh.

It's, um... It's okay, you know.

Never mind. I shouldn't be in your business.

Why not? Everybody else in this hospital has been up in there, so just say it.

It's okay if you don't want him back.

I want him back?

He's my husband.

I love him.

We are a family.

I'm sorry.

It's just that I thought I heard something in your voice, but obviously I

wrong. That's right.

The only thing in my voice is love.

Devotion. Togetherness forever -ness.

I'm sorry. Just buzz me if you need anything.

Yes?

How do you let somebody go after you fought so hard to get them back?

If anyone knows any reason why this couple should not be joined in holy

matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

Going once.

Going twice.

Wait!

You can't marry that man. I love you.

What? Chiquita.

Girl, don't do me like this.

I'm not Chiquita.

Is this the Mount Moriah AME?

This is Mount Moriah Baptist, my brother.

Anyone know how to get to the other Mount Moriah real quick from here?

got a bus pass? Oh, Lord.

Maya, that was a sign.

No one is opposed to this marriage.

Let us proceed.

Years from now, you'll look back on this and laugh.

Now let's get this show on the road.

Do you, Darnell?

Don't mind me. Sorry.

Once again, do you, Darnell?

Sorry.

As I was saying, do you, Darnell, take this woman, Lena, to be your

lawful wife?

Maya, stop!

Stop! Maya, sweetie, come on. You're upset. Let us just drive you home.

I'll take her home.

It's going to be a little crowded with your new bride in the back seat.

I love you.

I've never stopped loving you.

And all I've wanted to do these past two years is just take you home.

I hate to break this up.

But Lena and her play cousins are coming.

They don't look like they're ready to play.

I know we were a mistake.

But somehow we still make beautiful music together.

This wasn't fair.

Give me the more I can.

Did I hurt you bad?

Did I make you sad?

I know I've been.

I'm not today.

Just be myself.

Hello?

This is Rudy.

Oh, really?

Wow. Congratulations.

Just hold on for a second. Let me check.

Is anybody here named Joan?

Good news.

Your friend had a baby.

And apparently it has good hair.

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