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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:05,789 I do not believe you're reading the horoscope. 2 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:07,960 You know, it's just a made -up mumbo -jumbo. 3 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:11,190 Really? It says here you're a selfish, spiteful bitch. 4 00:00:13,550 --> 00:00:16,440 If it also says I ain't paying for your lunch, it's dead on. 5 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:19,720 Hey, 6 00:00:20,130 --> 00:00:22,720 William. We just got here. Why don't you come join us? 7 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:25,970 Oh, not today. 8 00:00:28,050 --> 00:00:30,220 I'm afraid I wouldn't be very good company. 9 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,060 William, don't be ridiculous. 10 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:35,700 You're never good company. 11 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,370 Thanks. 12 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:40,220 That's exactly what I needed to hear. 13 00:00:40,221 --> 00:00:43,719 Now, if you'll excuse me, I had to go out and see what other disappointments 14 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,040 this day has in store for me. 15 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:48,240 What's up with Eeyore? 16 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,410 Isn't it obvious? 17 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:52,260 No, if it was, I wouldn't be asking. 18 00:00:52,860 --> 00:00:53,910 So what is it? 19 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,730 I don't know. I was just hoping it was obvious. 20 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,090 Hey to you, too. 21 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:31,940 Oh, you got jokes, huh? 22 00:01:34,820 --> 00:01:35,940 Uh, excuse me. 23 00:01:36,220 --> 00:01:37,270 Thank you. 24 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,900 Where's your little fiancé? 25 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:40,920 Lena's waiting out in the car. 26 00:01:40,921 --> 00:01:44,559 Oh, well, that's probably for the best. I wouldn't want someone in the courtyard 27 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,180 claiming they saw some hooties all up in service. 28 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:51,240 I see I'm not the only one got jokes. 29 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:53,040 Oh, honey, I ain't joking. 30 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,550 Anyway... 31 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:00,310 I'll be back to pick him up as soon as Lena and I get back from San Diego. 32 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,700 I'll see you next week, big man. 33 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,010 All right. 34 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:09,529 All right. 35 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:13,220 All right. 36 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:22,539 I hope you're hungry, baby, because dinner is going to be ready in about ten 37 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:23,590 minutes. 38 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:25,980 Ew, what are you cooking? 39 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:29,590 What kind of, uh, food? 40 00:02:29,591 --> 00:02:33,909 The kind you're gonna eat, love, and not ask me any more questions about. Now 41 00:02:33,910 --> 00:02:35,650 get over here and take out the trash. 42 00:02:35,651 --> 00:02:39,409 Bar, I said get over here and take out the trash. 43 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,520 I'll do it later. I'm in the middle of a game. 44 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:46,950 And I'm in the middle of not caring. 45 00:02:46,951 --> 00:02:50,209 I said get your butt up and get over there and take out the trash. 46 00:02:50,210 --> 00:02:51,260 What's the matter? 47 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:52,600 Legs broken? 48 00:02:53,230 --> 00:02:54,890 No, but your ass is about to be. 49 00:02:54,891 --> 00:02:57,529 Wait, who do you think you're talking to? 50 00:02:57,530 --> 00:02:59,809 And you know better than to even answer that question. 51 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:02,280 When I tell you to do something, Jabari, you do it. 52 00:03:02,281 --> 00:03:06,309 Now, you know what? I really don't know what's gotten into you lately. 53 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:10,090 Okay, but I will take off my belt and I will get with... Spank me? 54 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:12,700 Too old. 55 00:03:13,830 --> 00:03:16,120 Well, you are not too old for me to run you over. 56 00:03:16,121 --> 00:03:21,329 You better play like the garbage man before I go and find my car keys. 57 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:23,929 You know what, Jabari? As a matter of fact, as a matter of fact, you're on 58 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:27,740 punishment. No TV, no video games, no phone, no nothing. 59 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,550 No, give it. 60 00:03:30,380 --> 00:03:31,430 Give it! 61 00:03:34,660 --> 00:03:38,499 I called 62 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:42,880 him. 63 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,050 Hey, 64 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,540 William. Mind if we join you? Yes. 65 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:55,110 Just want to be alone. 66 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,090 William, you can't hog a whole four -person booth. 67 00:03:58,091 --> 00:03:59,079 Can too. 68 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,370 Damn him and his lawyer logic. Girls, sit down. 69 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:09,479 William, two days in a row you have been sitting here in a funk, refusing to 70 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,920 have lunch with us. What is up? 71 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:12,070 I'm in a bad mood. 72 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,360 I want to be left alone. 73 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:16,180 We're your friends, William. 74 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:24,930 Smog test. 75 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:29,750 And? 76 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,150 And? 77 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:32,640 It's a top -of -the -line car. 78 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:35,140 It's made of the art German engineering. 79 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,000 It's not supposed to fail a smog test. 80 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:39,910 And? 81 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,410 And what else is there? What am I supposed to do? 82 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,000 Get it fixed? And get over it? 83 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:47,459 I knew you wouldn't understand. 84 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:48,510 Just leave me alone. 85 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:53,000 Oh, my God. Who gets upset over a smog test? 86 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,330 See something else. What's going on in his life? 87 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,890 Nothing really since he broke up with Joan. 88 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,210 Wait, that's it. 89 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:03,740 He's upset because of Joan. 90 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:07,370 You mean Joan's the reason he failed his smog test? 91 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,730 That bitch. 92 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:12,400 No, it has nothing to do with the smog test. It's their breakup. 93 00:05:13,340 --> 00:05:16,200 We've been so preoccupied with Joan's needy ass. 94 00:05:23,850 --> 00:05:26,560 But it's not too late. We can still be there for him. Yeah. 95 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:29,760 Tony. 96 00:05:29,890 --> 00:05:32,840 Oh, I wasn't suggesting we actually do something about it. 97 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:34,880 Oh, God. 98 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:41,620 William. 99 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:44,220 Sweetie. 100 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:48,510 We know that you're still hurting over your breakup with Joan. 101 00:05:48,970 --> 00:05:51,920 And I blame us because we haven't really been there for you. 102 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:57,789 What? Yes, William, Joan is our best friend in the world, but you're our 103 00:05:57,790 --> 00:06:01,290 too? Our fifth, maybe sixth best friend in the world? 104 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:02,950 Your feelings count? 105 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:04,870 Seventh, maybe eighth. 106 00:06:06,370 --> 00:06:07,610 I was just fifth. 107 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:09,070 I forgot a couple people. 108 00:06:09,930 --> 00:06:12,170 William, just let it out. Talk to her. 109 00:06:12,650 --> 00:06:13,790 Talk to her about what? 110 00:06:14,230 --> 00:06:15,530 Joan and I split up. 111 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:17,100 It was mutual. 112 00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:21,150 I'm okay with it. What I'm not okay with is that damn smog test. 113 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:25,830 Stop the facade. 114 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:31,639 You're hurt and you need to mourn. You can't start the healing until you start 115 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:32,690 the feeling. 116 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:35,280 I got that little nugget in therapy. 117 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:39,970 Okay, we are not leaving until you embrace your pain about Joan. 118 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,500 Mm -hmm, mm -hmm, mm -hmm. 119 00:06:43,140 --> 00:06:44,190 Okay, fine. 120 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,590 I'm hurt. 121 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:48,750 Yeah. 122 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,490 I'm devastated. 123 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,130 Joan broke my heart. 124 00:06:52,131 --> 00:06:53,299 Good. 125 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:57,580 Even though Joan is our friend, you're our friend too, so just don't hold back. 126 00:06:58,380 --> 00:06:59,430 Okay. 127 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,880 I think Joan is a deeply disturbed woman. 128 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:08,179 She's completely self -absorbed, possibly heartless, definitely incapable 129 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:09,740 love. Hey, watch it, number two! 130 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:43,929 bit of a mood you figured out what's going on with him i don't know what his 131 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:47,009 problem is you know but if he doesn't shape up he's gonna be on punishment 132 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:52,229 he's old enough to put his own kids on punishment girl thank you so much for 133 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:56,009 watching him under such short notice oh my god it's no problem maya it is not 134 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:58,630 every day that one of my girls does an interview 135 00:08:08,650 --> 00:08:12,450 Boy is on punishment, okay? So no TV, no video games, no music. In fact, 136 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:15,669 anything that feels like it's going down the road of fun, don't do. 137 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:16,489 Got it. 138 00:08:16,490 --> 00:08:18,630 No Jones happy time charade crusade. 139 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:21,710 Nah, girl, you can do that. 140 00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:25,070 That's each other's last. 141 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:28,070 All right, Jabari. 142 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:30,550 I'll be back in a few hours, okay? 143 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:32,600 I love you. 144 00:08:38,830 --> 00:08:39,880 Love you, too. 145 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:41,800 That's my baby. 146 00:08:41,801 --> 00:08:46,069 All right, girl. I'll check in with you in a few hours. Okay. See you later. 147 00:08:46,070 --> 00:08:47,120 Bye. 148 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:56,089 So, Jabari, Auntie Jo thinks that she figured out a way to get around the no 149 00:08:56,090 --> 00:08:57,140 fun rule. 150 00:08:58,570 --> 00:08:59,730 Racing Swiffers! 151 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:02,040 Okay. 152 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:07,970 Maybe not. 153 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:11,300 Joan. Oh, hey, Joan. 154 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,650 Bad news. 155 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:13,950 What? 156 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:19,279 It's going to be hard for you to hear, but as our number one friend, I've got 157 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,140 tell you what number 10 said about you. 158 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,780 William said something about me? 159 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,739 He said that you're deeply troubled, self -absorbed, heartless, incapable of 160 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:31,560 love, and stingy with your gas card. 161 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,980 Shut up. Are you on empty or not? 162 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,800 Well, why would he say that? 163 00:09:39,801 --> 00:09:42,479 Because he's really hurting over your breakup. 164 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,599 What are you talking about? William and I are getting along great. 165 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,079 No, you are getting along great. He's keeping his emotions bottled up, but we 166 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,840 finally got him to open up to us. 167 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,380 That doesn't sound right. 168 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:56,290 I'm going to call him. Yeah, girl, work that out. 169 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:58,220 Communication is very important. 170 00:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,800 I learned that in therapy, too. 171 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,640 Hey, what's your pizza doing here? 172 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:07,440 I'm watching Jabari while Maya does the Jet Magazine interview. 173 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:08,560 Oh. 174 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:09,780 Hey, William. 175 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,510 It's Joan. Can you call me, please? 176 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:14,930 Hey, Jolly Rancher. 177 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,470 Jabari. Why is he yelling at me in gibberish? 178 00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:25,569 He's upset because his mom put him on punishment. No TV, no music, and no 179 00:10:25,570 --> 00:10:27,330 games. Uh, does he know that? 180 00:10:27,650 --> 00:10:33,410 Well, uh, Jabari, your mom said no video games. Put that away, please. 181 00:10:33,411 --> 00:10:36,449 Ask children to do something. You tell them. 182 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:37,500 Look ahead, Jafifi. 183 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:44,290 You know you're on punishment, so this game is mine, okay? Until I say so, 184 00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:45,380 understand? 185 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:47,880 You can't tell me what to do. You're not my mama. 186 00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:51,220 As long as nobody's looking, I don't need to be your mama. 187 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,430 Come on, Tony. He's just a kid. 188 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:55,770 Obviously, he's upset about something. 189 00:10:56,050 --> 00:11:00,140 Jafari, sweetie, you're just a kid, and obviously you're upset about something. 190 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:03,190 But sometimes it helps to tell a grown -up. 191 00:11:03,191 --> 00:11:07,359 Grown -ups have real jobs, and you don't. So technically, you're not a real 192 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,410 grown -up. 193 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:13,960 Duh! I wasn't talking about me. 194 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,580 You guys, it's awfully quiet back there. 195 00:11:26,581 --> 00:11:29,219 Do you think maybe I should go check on Jabari? 196 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:31,990 Girl, take from someone who had a gang load of brothers. 197 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:36,400 If a teenage boy's in a room alone and it's quiet, don't go in. 198 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,010 How did it go? 199 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:45,660 I'm going to be a champ! 200 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,930 You know, right after a champ any other week. 201 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:51,950 So, how's your boy? 202 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,980 You mean Rose Maya's baby? 203 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,080 Oh, no. What did he do? 204 00:11:58,081 --> 00:11:59,359 Well, let's see. 205 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:02,519 He sneaked over his Game Boy, and when we asked him to put it away, he 206 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,520 disrespected me, Tony, and Lynn. 207 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:08,050 Oh, my God. He is going to get it. Where is he? He's back in my room. 208 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,080 Jabari! Get your little butt out here! 209 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,790 That's right. Make a lot of noise. Let them know you're coming. 210 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,220 I hope she's not too hard on him. 211 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:53,530 I'll call you as soon as I know anything, okay? 212 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,620 Maya, I'm so sorry. 213 00:12:57,220 --> 00:13:00,060 I had no idea that Jabari would do something like this. 214 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,510 Maya, I just want to point out that Joan was a babysitter of record. 215 00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:08,739 Technically, she was watching all of us. It's no wonder Lynn didn't wander off. 216 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,260 That's happened. God, please let him be okay. 217 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:12,900 We're going to find him, Maya. 218 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:13,990 How do we know that? 219 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,260 How do we know that he wasn't snatched? 220 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:21,940 That's happened to me, too. 221 00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:25,110 Please, 222 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:28,410 Jabari, just remember to scream real loud like we practiced. 223 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,650 Hey, relax. 224 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:33,390 If he didn't get snatched, he's going to be fine, and we will find him. 225 00:13:33,391 --> 00:13:35,599 I don't know why he's been acting up so much lately. 226 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,699 I know that I haven't been spending that much time with him because of my book, 227 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:41,759 but, I mean, maybe I should just put all this book stuff on hold. 228 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,040 The book is how you're providing for Jabari. 229 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,699 Then what am I supposed to do? 230 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,199 Don't worry about it. We haven't even found him yet. 231 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,250 He could all be a moot. 232 00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,740 Maybe I should let him go live with his father. 233 00:13:55,741 --> 00:13:58,909 Maybe, you know, Darnell can give him the things that I can't anymore. 234 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:01,860 Maya, stop beating yourself up, okay? It's not your fault. 235 00:14:01,861 --> 00:14:03,169 Yeah, I'm right. 236 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:04,069 It's your fault. 237 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:05,120 What? Hey! 238 00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:08,440 I'm not the woman who ignored her child and raised a runaway. 239 00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:11,410 I mean, let's just focus on finding him. 240 00:14:11,411 --> 00:14:15,029 If he doesn't stop acting this way, it's going to end in prison. 241 00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:18,590 Jabari is a good kid. He's not going to jail. No, I am! 242 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,659 him, I'm going to kill him. If I don't find him, I'm going to kill you. Either 243 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,460 way, I'm going to jail. Maya, breathe. 244 00:14:23,461 --> 00:14:26,879 How can I breathe when he could be lying somewhere in a gutter calling out to 245 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:27,699 his mother? 246 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,020 That's happened to me, too. 247 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:36,060 Or maybe sipping a smoothie alfresco. 248 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,160 Oh, no, she isn't. 249 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:43,220 Oh, uh -uh. Pack my prison bag. I'm going in. My waist. 250 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:46,470 Give me a raspberry raspberry with a bamboo. Go, girl. 251 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,290 answer that. 252 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:06,180 See, you may think that you're too old for your mama to whoop you. 253 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,080 Newsflash, I ain't your mama. 254 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:14,499 Do you know that Lena and I had to come all the way back from San Diego because 255 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:18,680 you wanted to be Christopher Columbus and go explore in a damn neighborhood? 256 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,650 Boy, you better answer me. You better answer your daddy. 257 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,520 You're the kid that ruined your trip. 258 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:28,350 You know Lena and I had this trip planned for weeks. 259 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,110 All you care about is stupid Lena. 260 00:15:30,111 --> 00:15:31,489 What'd you say? 261 00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:32,540 Nothing. 262 00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:36,849 You better start respecting her. She's going to be your stepmom. I don't want 263 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:37,900 her as my stepmom. 264 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:40,520 Why can't you guys just get back together? 265 00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:48,100 Jafari, go to your room with your daddy and I. 266 00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:57,780 It's hurting. 267 00:15:57,781 --> 00:16:00,489 Well, that don't mean he can just go off and act a fool. 268 00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:04,149 No, it doesn't, Darnell, but we gotta do something to help our baby. Well, for 269 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:07,040 starters, maybe you should stop treating him like a baby. 270 00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:08,310 Oh, so this is my fault? 271 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,460 No, no. 272 00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:11,270 No, it's both of us, okay? 273 00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:13,590 It's just that he's not a baby anymore. 274 00:16:13,591 --> 00:16:17,989 Maybe treat him like he's a young man and start talking to him about what's 275 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:20,409 going on instead of just telling him how things are gonna be. 276 00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:22,330 Maybe he needs therapy. 277 00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:26,470 Maybe he needs to talk to someone. 278 00:16:26,471 --> 00:16:29,439 Someone who can help him sort out his feelings. 279 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,400 Maya, we are his parents, okay? 280 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,220 We will fix this. And we will. 281 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,810 But why can't we help him, and why can't he get help from therapy? 282 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,320 Look, we ain't doing therapy. 283 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,040 It's a bunch of nonsense. 284 00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:45,719 How is it that somebody that doesn't even know our situation, how are they 285 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,730 to come up in here and give us their two cents? We missed this. 286 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:50,110 And this is huge. 287 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,250 How many other things are we going to miss? 288 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,030 We'll work harder. 289 00:16:57,189 --> 00:16:58,590 Spend more time with him. 290 00:16:58,930 --> 00:16:59,980 Talk. 291 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,190 Figure out what's going on in his head. 292 00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:08,520 Okay. 293 00:17:09,089 --> 00:17:10,210 Okay, look, all right. 294 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,410 This is what we're gonna do, okay? 295 00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:18,990 Once a week, the three of us will get together, we'll sit down, and we'll 296 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:21,180 Like therapy. 297 00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:22,580 Like a family. 298 00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:26,410 In which the father is about to marry another woman. 299 00:17:27,139 --> 00:17:28,939 Well, there's all kinds of families. 300 00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:44,910 Joan. 301 00:17:44,911 --> 00:17:48,499 It's so important you couldn't talk to me on the phone about it. 302 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:52,020 William, you haven't been honest with me about your feelings. 303 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,820 You've been talking to Lucy and Ethel. 304 00:17:57,130 --> 00:18:00,630 You think I'm heartless, self -absorbed, and incapable of love? 305 00:18:00,631 --> 00:18:01,889 Oh, Joan. 306 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:03,510 I thought our breakup was mutual. 307 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:06,740 I had no idea that you were harboring all these feelings. 308 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,230 Oh, Joan, I made it up. 309 00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:11,800 I had to tell frickin' Frack something to get him off my back. 310 00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:13,780 Why? 311 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:16,480 Oh, because I've been in a funk for the past few days. 312 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:21,549 Dumb and Dumber wouldn't believe me when I told them it was... It's because my 313 00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:22,630 car failed a smog test. 314 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,750 Your car failed a smog test? 315 00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:28,409 supposed to happen with state -of -the -art German engineering? 316 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:29,460 Who are you telling? 317 00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:31,670 William, you must be devastated. 318 00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,190 I haven't slept in two days. 319 00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:38,469 William, why didn't you call me, sweetheart? I would have come right 320 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:40,270 here. Oh, sweetie. 321 00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:43,010 Joan, I knew you'd understand. 322 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,390 We're perfect together. 323 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,800 Perfect. 324 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:52,240 Joan, I miss you. 325 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,370 And I think that... William. 326 00:18:55,439 --> 00:18:57,300 We both know. I know, I know. 327 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,440 Better off as friends. 328 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,770 But you know, maybe Cagney and Lacey are right. 329 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:09,340 Maybe it's about more than just my car failing a smog test. 330 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,380 Maybe I do need some time to mourn. 331 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:33,510 Depari, we wanted to have a little pair of young men get together. 332 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:35,710 Touch base. See what's going on. 333 00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:42,310 Talk about any concerns or problems before they become big concerns or 334 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:43,960 Okay. 335 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:45,830 Any concerns or problems? 336 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:48,330 No. How was school today? 337 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:51,250 Okay. Anything you want to talk about? 338 00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:52,620 No. 339 00:19:52,841 --> 00:19:54,769 All right. 340 00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:56,330 Go get started on your homework. 341 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:57,540 Okay. 342 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,750 I think that went really great. 343 00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:10,010 And he thought he needed therapy. 344 00:20:10,011 --> 00:20:14,909 You know, next time, Darnell, we should try to get him to answer with more than 345 00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:15,960 one word. 346 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:17,120 Okay. 347 00:20:17,121 --> 00:20:19,849 Anything else we need to talk about? 348 00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:20,900 No. 349 00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:22,890 I'll see you next week. 350 00:20:22,891 --> 00:20:23,979 Okay. 351 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:28,530 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26975

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