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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,119 Guys, I am so nervous about tomorrow. 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,370 I don't even get it. 3 00:00:09,371 --> 00:00:13,059 Oh, girl, I know what you mean. Living hand in mouth like you do tomorrow could 4 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:14,110 be eviction day. 5 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:17,180 Oh, Tony, don't tease. 6 00:00:17,181 --> 00:00:20,599 Tomorrow's a big day for Maya. Thank you. Not every day that she gets it. 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,220 What is he doing again tomorrow? 8 00:00:22,221 --> 00:00:25,619 Oh, you know what? You guys keep playing, okay? And next time I have my 9 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:28,659 published by a real publisher and I have a real book signing, I'm only going to 10 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:29,800 invite my real friends. 11 00:00:30,860 --> 00:00:31,910 Is that enough? 12 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,890 You guys are my real friends. Y 'all better have your real trifling asses 13 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,280 Maya, of course we'll be there. 14 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,340 What's she talking about? 15 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:42,430 Her book signing. 16 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:43,510 Do I have to go? 17 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:44,959 She doesn't expect me to read. 18 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,010 Read what? 19 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:47,240 Excerpts from her book. 20 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:48,350 She wrote a book? 21 00:00:48,351 --> 00:00:49,219 Oh, hell yes. 22 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:52,110 Girl, if you're that excited about it, maybe I should go? 23 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,310 Maya, 24 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,760 put me down as a maybe. 25 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,860 Now, where is it? Crenshaw Bookstore. 26 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,790 Crenshaw? Girl, you better put me down as a maybe not. 27 00:01:32,221 --> 00:01:39,369 We've got a crisis in African -American studies. Uh -uh, girl, I did my part. I 28 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:41,529 gave 50 bucks to United Negro College Fund. 29 00:01:41,530 --> 00:01:43,810 No, I mean, Maya. Oh, my goodness, what? 30 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:47,020 Maya? 31 00:01:47,021 --> 00:01:48,189 What's wrong? 32 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:49,689 I don't know if I can do this, Joan. 33 00:01:49,690 --> 00:01:52,929 I don't know. I mean, oh, my God, look at all those people. Look at all those 34 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:54,070 people. What will I say? 35 00:01:54,071 --> 00:01:55,909 What about the question and answer session? 36 00:01:55,910 --> 00:01:57,269 I mean, what if I don't know the answers? 37 00:01:57,270 --> 00:02:00,880 You don't know the answers. You wrote the book. That doesn't mean I read it. 38 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:04,770 Maya, sweetie, it's okay. They're going to love you. Okay, Maya? 39 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:09,150 What you're experiencing is classic opening night jitters. It's normal. 40 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,860 But as a wonderful author once wrote, don't let fear make you its bitch. 41 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:16,570 Wow, that's really good. That's good, girl. Who wrote that? 42 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,480 You. Oh, my God. Y 'all see? 43 00:02:18,481 --> 00:02:19,919 I don't even know what I wrote. 44 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:25,439 I understand what you're feeling, all right? Yeah. But you cannot let it hold 45 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:30,459 you back. Okay. I mean, look, what if I was afraid that nobody was going to show 46 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:32,200 up to the opening of my restaurant? 47 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:34,430 Oh, my God. 48 00:02:34,431 --> 00:02:37,489 What if nobody shows up to the opening of my restaurant? Okay, Joan, I know 49 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:40,769 you're not trying to make this day all about you, okay? Oh, hell no. 50 00:02:40,770 --> 00:02:42,190 Why? It's oh, hell yes. 51 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,490 She really does know what she wrote. 52 00:02:48,930 --> 00:02:49,980 Joan. 53 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:54,910 Huh? You coming? Oh, yeah. This biography of Abigail Adams just caught 54 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:58,130 Joan, what is this? Huh? 55 00:02:58,131 --> 00:03:01,449 Are you a little freaked out about facing William after the breakup? 56 00:03:01,450 --> 00:03:02,500 Don't be ridiculous. 57 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:07,419 I'm a little freaked out about the opening of my restaurant. And so I just 58 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:13,519 wanted to read about how Abigail Adams handled the opening of the... 59 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:14,570 Congress. 60 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,520 And how she served a continental breakfast. 61 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,610 Okay. 62 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:24,620 So I'm a little freaked out about facing William after the breakup. 63 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:28,039 But you said you guys broke up with no hard feelings, right? 64 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,690 You want to go back to being friends, just be friends. 65 00:03:30,691 --> 00:03:33,279 You know what? You're right, Lynn. 66 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,330 You're right. 67 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:36,680 I just... I need to face him. 68 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:39,640 Okay. Joan? Another time. 69 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:47,699 Now, we're going to start by having a few people read from Oh, Hell Yes, after 70 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:54,339 which the authoress, my wolf, my cousin, and sometimes hair model will say a few 71 00:03:54,340 --> 00:04:00,580 words. Our first reading is from Miss Joan Clayton. Joan, come on up here, 72 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:09,940 Maya, I just want to thank you. 73 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:14,099 I want to thank you for inspiring me because watching you pursue your dream 74 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:18,640 given me the courage to follow my dream of opening a restaurant. 75 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,680 It's called The J Spot. 76 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:23,989 And it's actually on 3rd. It's right near La Cienega. 77 00:04:23,990 --> 00:04:26,899 And we're going to be opening in just a few short weeks. And you can park at the 78 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:30,210 Beverly Center, but just don't tell anyone I told you that, okay? 79 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:31,990 I'm going to race. 80 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,250 Okay. 81 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:35,230 Hope to see you there. 82 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,820 Okay, um, I'm gonna be reading chapter 17. 83 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:47,299 Don't be hatin' what your mama spent nine months creatin'. 84 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:51,820 There's so much hatred in the world. 85 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,590 Why should we waste time hating ourselves? 86 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:58,960 Especially when there's so many hateful people worth hating. 87 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:05,380 And that's why I always say, if your man acts like he's your daddy... 88 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,550 Tell him you already have a daddy. 89 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:11,840 If that doesn't work, you take a switch to his behind like a mommy. 90 00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:17,030 And if he likes that, then you run as fast as a mother. You may have success. 91 00:05:18,470 --> 00:05:20,070 You may have wealth. 92 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:23,150 You may even have love. 93 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:29,630 But if you don't have your girlfriends to share it with, it ain't worth a lick. 94 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:31,930 You're just a lonely bitch. 95 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:41,990 Yes, thank you, Tony. 96 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:49,840 Now, without further ado, let's hear from the author of this brilliant book, 97 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,580 Miss Maya Wilkes. 98 00:05:57,860 --> 00:06:02,600 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. 99 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,980 I never would have thought that a... 100 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:11,239 A little girl from Compton who got pregnant at 16 would be standing up here 101 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,290 today. 102 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:19,060 But here I am with my baby who isn't a baby anymore. 103 00:06:19,061 --> 00:06:22,279 I want you to stand up, Jabari. Let everybody look at you. 104 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,540 Stand up. Oh, now. 105 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:26,470 I stand up so everybody can see my handsome grandson. 106 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:34,420 And, of course, that is my hero. 107 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:38,459 My mama, thank you so much for being here. She drove all the way here from 108 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:41,880 Bernardino. Because I love my baby, and I am so proud of her. 109 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:49,459 You know, so many of you have 110 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:53,979 played such a big part in my life and inspiring me, and I don't think I'll 111 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:57,440 be able to express just how important all of you are to me. 112 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,770 William. 113 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:06,159 I know that I wasn't always the best assistant, but you were always the very 114 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,210 best boss. 115 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:08,430 No offense, Joe. 116 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,310 And Ronnie, I'm not going to forget you this time. 117 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:19,000 You've always kept me and my hair on track. 118 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:23,360 Yes, I did. And that wasn't always easy on both fronts. 119 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,210 Thank you, boo. 120 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:29,780 Now, I also have to thank my girls. 121 00:07:32,069 --> 00:07:38,389 Joan, Tony, and Lynn, you three have been my rock over these past few years 122 00:07:38,390 --> 00:07:40,070 the inspiration for my book. 123 00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:46,689 Because if y 'all hadn't been manless, crazy, and acting out hafiz, there would 124 00:07:46,690 --> 00:07:48,310 have been nothing to write about. 125 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:50,920 Thank you. 126 00:07:56,821 --> 00:08:00,729 And who should I make this announcement to? 127 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:01,810 Oh, Detroit Veronica. 128 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:05,970 You are my inspiration, my muse, my candle in the wind. 129 00:08:05,971 --> 00:08:09,429 Sweetie, I'm so sorry. I can't write all that. It's a long line. 130 00:08:09,430 --> 00:08:10,480 I'm buying ten books. 131 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:13,540 Okay, give it to me again. And slow, like I'm special. 132 00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:16,790 Stay. Fab. 133 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:18,480 View. 134 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:19,920 Lust. 135 00:08:21,550 --> 00:08:23,310 Tony. There you go, baby. 136 00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:26,560 Tony? 137 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:30,509 Nobody's asked you to sign books. 138 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,349 Just because you read from it does not mean they want your autograph. 139 00:08:33,350 --> 00:08:36,649 No, girl, they don't know what they want. That's why they turn to myself and 140 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,070 Maya for help. 141 00:08:39,421 --> 00:08:41,469 Oh, my God. 142 00:08:41,470 --> 00:08:43,989 William's on his way over here. What should I do? Don't turn to me. I can't 143 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,040 you. 144 00:08:47,330 --> 00:08:50,990 Great plan. I'm sure he'll never notice your ass in the air. 145 00:08:52,850 --> 00:08:53,900 Hey, Tony. 146 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:54,960 Lynn. 147 00:08:55,190 --> 00:08:56,240 Joan's ass. 148 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:05,210 Joan, we clearly need to talk. Let's get a bite after this. 149 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:08,290 Um, yeah, William, I'm on a very important phone call. 150 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,510 Big business here, okay? Yeah. 151 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:12,180 Hello? 152 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:14,290 Really? Oh, God. 153 00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:17,270 Yes, I will take a hundred. Mm -hmm. 154 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:20,510 Joan, I think that's you. 155 00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:23,270 Um, I think I know my own phone. 156 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,700 Yeah. 157 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:27,890 Um, hold on a second. I'm just kidding. 158 00:09:36,770 --> 00:09:38,250 I'll take a hundred. Thanks. 159 00:09:39,911 --> 00:09:43,369 So who should I make this one out to? 160 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:44,710 How about Darnell? 161 00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:52,490 Darnell. Hey, Ma. What are you doing here? 162 00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:54,470 Wouldn't miss out on all this. 163 00:09:55,150 --> 00:09:56,830 Congratulations. I'm proud of you. 164 00:09:57,310 --> 00:10:00,730 Thank you. I hope you didn't have to wait in line too long. 165 00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:02,310 I know. It was worth the wait. 166 00:10:15,530 --> 00:10:18,950 Well, I got the bagel and the cream cheese. 167 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:22,190 Oh, somebody's got a big smile on her face. 168 00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:24,030 Well, I have a lot to smile about. 169 00:10:26,530 --> 00:10:27,610 Darnell wants me back. 170 00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:29,020 Oh, my God. 171 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:30,650 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 172 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,420 What happened? 173 00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:34,950 He came to get a book signed. 174 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,310 I know. I signed his book. 175 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,170 Well, what did he say? 176 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:43,630 Well, he said that he was proud of me and it was worth the wait. 177 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:55,380 And then I signed his book, Love, Maya, and he said thanks. 178 00:10:55,381 --> 00:10:58,879 So when I signed his book, Love, Tony, he said thanks. It doesn't mean he wants 179 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,060 me. Does it? 180 00:11:00,061 --> 00:11:04,759 Oh, you know what? You guys aren't getting it, okay? It's not what he said. 181 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:05,810 how he said it. 182 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,750 It's how he acted. 183 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,020 It's how he looked at me. 184 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:14,680 It's how he walked in looking all Billie Jean, ladies from the blues. 185 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,450 He wants me back. 186 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,899 And I want him, okay? And we're going to be remarried by our anniversary, so y 187 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,760 'all have as better market calendars. 188 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:29,419 I think you're making this out to be more than it is. And believe me, this is 189 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:32,259 coming from the Olympic medalist in Mountain Adam O 'Hell -Macon. 190 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:33,310 Oh, 191 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:38,919 come on. You guys, if he didn't want me, all right, then why did he come all the 192 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,379 way down there to get his book signed? 193 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:43,639 Huh? He could have done that any time he came to pick up Jabari. He's trying to 194 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,230 gauge your success so he can cut back on his alimony. 195 00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:49,439 Girl, you better let bygones be bygones and alert your attorney. Excuse me, but 196 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,259 I remember supporting you when you wanted your man back. Oh, sweetie, 197 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:53,580 different. Todd's a doctor. 198 00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:58,059 You know, Maya, clearly you still have feelings for him. But the only way 199 00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:01,019 going to know if he still has feelings for you is to just put yourself out 200 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:05,100 and see what happens. No, I think she needs to take a look at who Darnell is. 201 00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:08,859 If he wants something, he's going to ask for it. Besides the fact that he's been 202 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,540 with Lena for almost two years now. 203 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:15,729 Darnell and I basically grew up together, okay? So I think I know I'm a 204 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:16,810 bit better than you do. 205 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:22,429 Now, if you all will excuse me, the ball is in my court, and I got to make my 206 00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:23,480 next move. 207 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:25,230 You go, girl. You go. 208 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:29,810 You and Darnell Little Junebug deserve to be a family. Go get them, girl. 209 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:41,979 I can't talk to you right now. I've actually got a meeting with a wine 210 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:45,050 There's no wine vendor. That was my assistant that called you. 211 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,340 Why would you do that? 212 00:12:47,341 --> 00:12:51,039 I had to. It was the only way I could pin you down long enough to talk to you. 213 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,019 Pin me down? What are you talking about? 214 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:57,680 Joan, it's obvious that since we broke up, you've been avoiding me. I have not. 215 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:02,719 William, come on. Look at this place. We're supposed to open in a few weeks. I 216 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,520 mean, I've got a million things to do. 217 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,560 Joan, would you just look at me? 218 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,970 Look at me. 219 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,200 I know why you're doing this. 220 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,080 You've never been friends with an ex. 221 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:18,640 What are you talking about? I've been friends with plenty ex -boyfriends. 222 00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:19,819 Oh, really? 223 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:20,870 Name one. 224 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,210 George Doty. 225 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,420 And, oh, boy, were we in love. I mean, talk about magic. 226 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,740 And you two broke up because... 227 00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,020 Summer camp ended. 228 00:13:37,021 --> 00:13:43,209 Joan, the whole reason for our breakup is because we were meant to be friends. 229 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:45,430 So it seems crazy that we can't be friends. 230 00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:46,770 William, I'm trying. 231 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,170 Do you think I like feeling this way? 232 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:52,790 No. That's why I think we need to do something to break the ice. 233 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:57,109 Remember that fight we had over that Logan case and didn't talk to each other 234 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:57,889 for a week? 235 00:13:57,890 --> 00:14:00,650 What did we do to ease back into that friendship? 236 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:05,660 Come on, William. I can't do that. Yes, you can, woman. We're doing it. 237 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,420 Simon says touch your nose. 238 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,350 Stupid. 239 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,700 Stupid's what we do best. 240 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:14,060 Simon says touch your nose. 241 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,360 Simon says do your head like a chicken. 242 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,340 Come on, William. 243 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:29,640 I can't do this. 244 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,110 Fine, then stop. 245 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,920 Ah, Simon didn't say stuff. 246 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,620 See how much fun this is? 247 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,300 Now it's your turn to be Simon. 248 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:37,990 I can't do this. 249 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:39,660 Come on, sure you can. 250 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:46,040 No, I mean... Joan, Simon says play Simon says, damn it. 251 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,150 Excuse the harsh tone. That wasn't me. That was Simon. 252 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,860 I'm sorry, William. I'm just not ready. 253 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,120 Well, I guess Simon says game over. 254 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,440 I came to pick up Jabari. 255 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:45,710 Oh. 256 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:47,380 You didn't get my message? 257 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:52,719 Yeah, I got the message. It said to come by Jones to pick up Jabari. So here I 258 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,959 am. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, silly. The other message, the one that said come at 259 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,199 7, because Jabari wants to stay for the cookout. 260 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,260 Oh, the cookout. Yeah. 261 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,520 No, I didn't get that message. 262 00:16:01,521 --> 00:16:04,919 Okay, you know what? Peanut and Em can't take a message to save their lives, 263 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:05,970 okay? 264 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,390 Oh, well, you're here now. You want a hot link? 265 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,720 No, I'm cool. 266 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,730 Literally. It's cold as hell out here, girl. 267 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,760 Well, uh, just stand by the grill. That'll warm you up. 268 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,380 I'll get you some food here, okay? 269 00:16:24,381 --> 00:16:27,819 All right, Sister Cookout, where is everybody? 270 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,879 Um, well, Joan had to run down the street, and Lynn, well, you know, she 271 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,930 be anywhere. 272 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,050 Where's Jabari? 273 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,980 Tony took him to the mall to get a swimsuit. 274 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,880 A swimsuit? Mm -hmm. 275 00:16:40,881 --> 00:16:43,319 She's been playing with sprinklers. 276 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,660 In 50 -degree weather. 277 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,860 Sprinklers are heated. 278 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,460 You know how these city folk do. 279 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,730 She wants some greens. We have so much food. 280 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,250 Uh, Maya. 281 00:16:54,251 --> 00:16:55,179 Yeah? 282 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,500 What's going on here? I mean, what's up with the outfit? 283 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,170 What do you mean? You remember these shorts, Darnell? 284 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:09,719 These are the shorts I was wearing the first time you asked me out. My cousin T 285 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,770 .C.'s cookout. 286 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,910 But why are you wearing them now? 287 00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:18,770 Because I'm a cookout shirt. 288 00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:24,250 Maya. Listen, 289 00:17:25,369 --> 00:17:29,710 I... I know why you came down to the bookstore. 290 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,910 You still have feelings for me. 291 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:36,750 Maya. And Darnell, it's okay. 292 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,470 It's okay, because... 293 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:43,550 I still have feelings for you, too. 294 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,080 Maya? 295 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:53,090 Lena and I are engaged. 296 00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:56,900 What? 297 00:17:58,610 --> 00:17:59,710 We're engaged. 298 00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:10,550 I don't understand. 299 00:18:13,819 --> 00:18:18,259 Well, why did you come down to the bookstore acting all Billy Dee and Lady 300 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,310 Things of Blue? 301 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:23,000 I came by the bookstore to say congratulations. 302 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,760 Yeah, but by yourself. 303 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:28,490 Now, where was Lena, huh? What, that girl can't read? 304 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,930 And what, have her way with her engagement ring all up in your face? 305 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:36,280 I didn't want you to find out like that. 306 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,959 Oh, okay, so, Darnell, you thought that coming here, catching me all unaware, 307 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,670 stuffed in my cookout shorts was the better way to go? 308 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,780 I know I should have told you about me and Lena. 309 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,620 I just didn't know how. 310 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:52,380 And I came by the bookstore to be supportive. 311 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,960 We've been through a lot together. 312 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,500 And I meant what I said. 313 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,160 I'm proud of you. Oh, yeah. 314 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:07,740 Are you going to be okay with all this? 315 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,330 Guess I'll have to be. 316 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,890 So I guess I'll swing by later and I'll pick up Jabari. 317 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,580 Don't bother. I'll bring him. 318 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,210 Thanks. 319 00:19:38,271 --> 00:19:44,319 I brought him here as a favor to his mom and then he wandered off on me 320 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,799 somewhere around the designer shoe department. 321 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,379 But he's about yay tall, he's black, he's wearing a blue sweater, silver 322 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,880 blue jeans, ripped at the knee. 323 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:55,339 Air Jordans last year. He has an earring in his left ear and braces on his 324 00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,690 teeth. And he loves video games and comic books. 325 00:19:57,691 --> 00:19:59,139 What's his name? 326 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:00,190 Jimmy Crack Corn. 327 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,190 No wait, no wait, let me double check that. 328 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,680 Hey Joan, um, what's my son's name again? 329 00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:13,480 For real? 330 00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:14,700 Okay, I'm tripping. 331 00:20:14,701 --> 00:20:17,709 All right, girl. Okay, okay. I'll talk to you later. 332 00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:18,760 All right, bye. 333 00:20:19,721 --> 00:20:21,819 Jungle Jim. 334 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:26,370 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26666

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